 Hello! This is Super Chatcatcher for EFAP100 Mini, though it's probably going to be... It could actually end up being the longest video on Moolah, I'm not sure yet. This, oh my gosh. Gonna stitch them all together. So we'll start with good old Streamlabs, and then we'll move into Super Chats. And you know, we'll just read them out. Say hello to everybody, it's gonna be great. We'll have 30s in the background. These chats better be super. These better be some Super Chats. Or if they're not, then Moller and I, we're gonna have to have some Super Chats. Exactly. About what? I can't say. That would be spoilers, you know? Can't be telling people about it. Oh, spoiler of the magic. Don't want to spoil the magic, we're not Disney. Currently at 56% through third age, right? And I think it'll be interesting to know what percentage I'm at by the time we get through all of these. See if anything changes in a significant way. Also, save my game. Full off. One plate. The game has not been saved yet. Without saving? Yes, that's fine. Jesus. I saved twice already. Okay. So, these will be the Streamlabs ones. They're gonna cycle from the beginning to the end of 100. So, timeline-wise, who knows what we're getting. Hello, dear, in certain name here. I'm willing to sponsor you. I sell my bodily fluids, and as payment, I offer you exposure. This exposure will include my mum and friend's cat. I don't actually know what... So, yeah, that... So, I'm glad we're starting off with a strong one. You know, that came in on the 19th, apparently. So, before we even did 100. Not sure what the relevance or context, whatever, but wonderful. Thank you so much. That's the first one of the 5100 catch-up. Beautiful. Wow. How about that? Starting off strong. That's strange. Since you guys seem to be unaware, and Evehab.me hasn't updated to reflect it, I actually asked Gary, that would be neurotic, the Christmas versus Halloween question in the chat, and he answered. Time stamp, 42340. Spoiler, he chooses the correct answer. Oh, he chooses Christmas. I'm gonna... There's no link. I don't know what video... All right, well, I guess we'll have to ask him ourselves, so the magic is already... Or we check every single video Gary's ever made. Yeah, it could have been a long time ago. Could have been a long time ago. Oh, yeah, I guess I got a date. Every video from... No way, because it was before this was sent in. So, damn. You know, I can't really know. We'll start with 3 years ago, just to make sure. Spaghetti. Thank you very much. Thank you. There you are, playing T. Louie II. And all of a sudden, you're Abby. You didn't ask for this. You didn't choose it. And yet, there it is. And it's treated no differently than playing Ellie. You know what? That's true. The one time they're on point. Remember Extra Credits? I do remember Extra Credits. We had an Extra Credits video for EFAP 100, but we didn't get there. Oh, yeah, that's right. What's gonna happen is we'll get through probably like half of the things we were going to do at EFAP 100 during the next 50 episodes and then a bunch of other things will have happened that got in the way. And I will perpetually have things ready for us to cover. It's a good thing, you know? We'll never be out of content to check out, folks. It's a good thing. Nothing worse than being out of content. But since our content is largely based off of the stupid things other people say, and human race never seems to disappoint, I think we'll be all right. I mean, sometimes people say smart stuff and we go, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So that's a decent portion too. That ain't often, but sometimes they do. Sometimes it'd be like that. Speaking of stupid things people say, I saw one link to a tweet where CinematicVenom shared a meme saying you can't simply dislike the Lord of the Rings. You're not allowed. And so I think it was Evan Monroe who quote-tweeted it like, you can dislike it all you want, Ghibli wanted Frodo dead. And people are like, yeah, this whole everything's subjective, everyone's allowed their opinion. It just doesn't work with stuff like that. It's like, I know, right? How about that, huh? Weird. You ready to join our team now? Well, certainly on that aspect. I don't know what to say. Congrats on reaching episode 100. Thanks for all the great laughs and tisms and may the next 100 episodes be great. You are awesome. There's probably gonna be a couple like that. And, you know, thank you so much for all of them. We're gonna run out of possible different responses to such celebratory super chats eventually, I imagine. We will do our best though. Thought I would save my first super chat for 100. I love you guys in this community. And here's to EFAP 200. Also, high rags and high chats. Oh, yeah. Hello. Thanks for the first super chat. Breaking you in. Ollie Eaton Eaton. That's what it ends with. Ollie Eaton Eaton. Maybe that's their name. Very interesting. You didn't have to do that. On 100 episodes, what a wild ride. Happy fapping, ladies and gentlemen. Happy fapping for all. Long men for the long men gods. Yes. After hearing Shad's Halloween take, I no longer have any issues with Missouri Executive Order 44. What is that? Let me take a look. Just kidding. Love you, Shad. Everyone gets one bad take. Is that like something to do with Australia killing them? Curious now. Oh. Missouri Executive Order 44. Commonly known as the Mormon Extermination Order. Oh my god. What? Let's let's see. Let's see. If the order was issued in the aftermath of the battle of Crooked River, a clash between Mormons and a unit of the Missouri State Militia during the 1838 Mormon War, claiming that the Mormons had committed open and avowed defiance of the law and had made war upon the people of Missouri, Governor Boggs directed that the Mormons must be treated as enemies and must be exterminated or driven from the state if necessary to make peace. Their outrages are beyond all description. Wow. I didn't even know that was a thing. To be fair, this extermination order was rescinded in 1976. So... Yeah. Hmm. I don't care how much you bag. If you beat and straight up execute my beloved father figure and then bit my fingers off, I'd scoop your eyeballs out of your face with a spoon. So that you either make either of those choices you die. Oh my goodness. Yeah, a lot of people will be pretty definitive on that sort of thing. Like Iron Man was. It's like, once you do that sort of thing, it's just like, well, Gigi, you've made your choice. Um... Hey, you massives, congrats on 100 faps. I've been blasting through all the old episodes to get up to speed with the law and jokes over the last three to four months, with a little background noise. Much love from New Zealand. Also Kia Ora rags. Oh. Hello. I'm going to assume that says hello. Mm-hmm. There's probably some distant alien language on something. Unless it's like, uh... Nazis say hi. Yeah, the, uh... I would imagine there is a lot of background noise bonuses with all kinds of podcasts and hour one, you know? You can't distract too much if you're working. That could be pretty, uh... You know, because of the things we talk about, you know, some stuff, different things thrown in there. Hope you don't make your laugh when some... What if, like, in work, the guy is, like, announcing how they have to lay off a whole bunch of people and then you start giggling. You're like, oh no. Don't do that. I'm just attacking a choice of different orcs and I'm like, go for the archer first. They're always weak. They have lower armor. How it works, that's how you balance, is known for. Hello rags. Hmm, hello. And hello to everyone who was disappointed with the sequels. Question for anyone hearing this. What are your thoughts on the old Thrawn trilogy books as an alternative for Episode 7? I seriously recommend, uh, looking into them if you haven't. I mean, I haven't read them, but I'm sure they're better. I haven't either, but I will also take the extremely controversial position that any randomly selected Star Wars piece of media will be better than the sequels. Some sad that, like, we even have to go like, hey, I think this thing is better. It's just like, no guys, it's okay. Just be honest. Anything. Anything is better. You gotta get a 10 year old who's a fan of the OT and the prequels and ask them for continuation. They're gonna come up with something way better. Because they know which way is up. Hmm. Holder Maneuver only works on ships that are going... Oh wow, how relevant. Holder Maneuver only works on ships that are going up. There you go. Oh wow, yeah, they do. As long as we don't go up, they can't hold their Maneuveress. Wolf, I hope you're doing well. I want to thank you because if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have the passion for writing. I wouldn't have found this place. You guys have helped me through some tough times. Thank you all for teaching me and inspiring me. Um, well, that's very good that that happened. It's obviously, we're looking for a... a variation and a few lessons and expansion of the old magnetism between everybody. Guests, hosts and viewers. Of course, there's probably going to be a couple messages that are addressed to Wolf and I'm sure he would appreciate all of them. But obviously he was only in there for 100 and the memes that were sent in as well as the ones obviously that were addressed to him. So I do apologize because he was hoping to hear him listen to all of the messages, but that's not going to be possible. Um, but I know you would appreciate them. Oh, see, yeah, there's probably going to be a couple of these. I send this money especially for Wolf and Tonald because it's the only way I can show my appreciation of what a beautiful human beings they both are. Sorry seeing them both on EFAT makes me really sentimental. Yeah, that's completely understandable. A lot of a lot of people go in nuts on that part, very, you know, happy we were able to organize it went really well. That went shockingly well. That went suspiciously well. Yeah, I'm pretty sure God was involved of some kind. Could be could be Jesus, could be could be one of the other ones. Krampus. Somebody did something. Mola, Rags, Wolf and Tonald at the same time, sorry, but the four of you are having a friendly, wait a minute, a friendly so sweet conversation. The recognition of EFAT by Tonald just melts my heart and makes me throw money at you. I mean, yeah, it was pretty amazing. He was very, very positive about it all. The fact that he had seen the beam before had bad. He's into it. He keeps up with the lore. Fuck this double attack. He's a really good sport and who knows what is set for the future, but yeah, thank you very much. Fulls of donations. Mutually, in your two, the last of us two video, you should include the part where I pointed out Abby's favorite author and check the book. Your reaction to the Benioff Scism was priceless. Yeah, I might do. I think I could probably play that without adding, you know, a context in a video form. I could just play that clip and it should work on its own. Happy EFAT 100. Just wanted to say EFAT has been an integral part of my life. It's helped me through many days and I'm glad that you guys are still going strong. I love every single EFAT member, even Jay. Aww. It's very charitable. And yeah, you know, we got loads of passionate, passionate fans watching this podcast which has always been kind of a shock to be honest with you. I don't know if it should or shouldn't. It's just that. Look at episode one, man. Look at how he starred. That was some goofy tisms. It's touched people in many a way. And no, I don't mean it that way. Your mind goes to disgusting places so quickly. Apparently a Welsh Christmas tradition involves a horse skull stealing all your booze. Please explain. Oh, you're talking about the knuckle of E? Yeah, it's uh... You have to like, beat it in some kind of contest or some shit? I didn't know about it, people were talking about. The drinking contest. Welsh horse Christmas Marie Lloyd, yeah, that's apparently what it is. Oh my god, people dress up at it as it was. Oh my goodness, Christ. You put on like a horse skull and then a blanket and that's it. Oh, wow. That Welsh heritage, man. Thank goodness it's alive and well and we can share the wonders of Marie Lloyd even though it kind of seems kind of terrifying. Just putting it out there. Um, two years already. Where does the time go? Love you both, Ragsmola. Even if you're wrong about Godzilla. Oh! Nope. I don't even think we're wrong about Godzilla. You poor thing. It's okay. Let them like the monster. It's fine. I don't even like it. I mean, if the movie was eight minutes long, I probably would have thought it was great. Oh yeah, I'd be... I think it's one of the best movies of the year. Just as planned, I managed to watch most of EFAP 100 live. Continue being awesome. And that goes for everyone from hosts to guests. Also, just wanted to see if you got Streamlabs to show up on the YouTube stream by now. No, it's all fucky. I mean, if once I like redo a lot of the programs and stuff, I'll have to look into like how to fix it properly because obviously like we're doing Streamlabs first basically every time we do any kind of catch up because I can grab them all on some off stream. Um, yeah, the way it used to do it was it automatically signed me in to my main account. But then it started signing me into Mueller instead. And that doesn't give me access to the Streamlabs. And then I made my primary channel Mueller and it didn't change anything. So I don't know what's going on on there but it just means that once I'm able to sign out of all my actual stuff, I can sign back in specifically without account I can't do it while live because it fucks things up. So yeah, hopefully it gets fixed at some point but we will not miss any of these messages. Uh, take my money as a thank you for the last two wonderful years of EFAP and of course, high rags. Oh, hello. And thank you. We're happy to take your money. Mmm. Cheesecake is a dessert with a sweet mixture of cheese and cream generally on a biscuit base. It doesn't contain pastry and usually doesn't have a crust. So it cannot be a pie. It is a pie and it does have a crust. It absolutely has a crust. That's what the whole outside part is. Even on the bottom too. That's why they're pizza pies because the crust filling doesn't have to be pastry. The crust is pretty much the thing that does it. That's why tarts are pies. What if you were presented with one that didn't have a crust? If that one didn't have a crust I suppose it wouldn't be a pie. I'm not sure though. It's very strange that one wouldn't. I don't think I've ever seen one that didn't. I was more just listening to that conversation. I really, I don't have a passionate horse in the race of pie. But, that seems other people really do. You know what? That's fair. Getting this one in before EFAP 100 is over. Wolf, I wish you the best of tisms. I'm sure you'd very much appreciate it. This is the end of the stream labs EFAP 100. Now we've only got the Super Chat ones left. Which, you know, not a huge list. We're going to be fine. No, we got some. Got a couple. Figure we'll go ahead. We just had a little bit of free time. Figure we'd go ahead and knock them out. Make sure we get all those answered. You're going to be surprised by the first one. This is gay. This is the first Super Chat of EFAP 100. It's just gay. Well, that person knew what they were doing. Yeah, I'm not inclined to disagree. It's all right. Be curious to see what else you have to say. But, you know, fair enough. Next one says hype. I think that's fair. There was a lot of hype. Just like last year, I was the first Super Chat with the same message. See you next year. Also, hi rags and whoever else is here at the time. Oh, hello. Thank you, gay man. I guess, yeah, I guess they were hanging out like waiting to hit gay. What? It's a bird. It's gay. No, it's gay, man. Uh, it's 15, 0, so 3 o'clock PM here. I'll try and watch all of EFAP 100. I don't know if you were almost successful, but it would have been a tough one. So all those people who were looking up and pointing and saying, it's a bird. It's a plane. Like, what the fuck were they so excited? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe because it was low flying. But even then, why would you be excited? Like, a low flying plane, maybe, but a low flying bird. Like, oh my god. Most birds are low flying. Yeah, typically. Happy 100. I have to seriously congratulate you on what has grown into, what this has grown into. Thanks for the laughs and here's to many more. Thank you very much. Oh, absolutely. There was a sticker. Hello there. Oh, hello. Moorla, you are wrong. Objective standards do not exist. All value judgments are subjective. What? Well, those two statements don't have much to do with each other. So, I find this amusing because it's like the concept of a person valuing something, you're like you can't decide what objectively is valued by a... It's also tangled up, you know. It just seems to me that it's like, oh, more people who completely misunderstand what we're saying. I don't even think we use the word value ever. I'm trying to think of one time and the only thing I can think of is a value in the sense of a number, a unit of measurement, and that's only ever used in place of just trying to express sort of where something sits on a scale, as in comparing a new hope to TLJ, which has more plot holes. You'd be like, oh well in terms of an actual unit of measurement, it would be TLJ. It's like what, objectively you're describing value? It's like, wait what do you mean by you say that? Of course they're referring to... It's like saying objectively liking stuff. That opens up a whole other conversation too, but that's not really what we're about. Objective standards don't exist because value judgments are subjective. Those two things. Those are two statements that just don't quite have anything to do with each other. I don't give a shit if you value the standard. Whether or not you value the standard that's totally on you, and it doesn't matter. As long as you have a standard, you could judge things objectively against it. It doesn't matter if you care, it doesn't matter if you value it. It doesn't matter how you feel about it. You have a standard, you have a list and you just see if something holds up to that list. That's all it is. I held up a drawing of rags and I'm like this is a life drawing and it's like a stickman. Wow that's a shit life drawing. And then if someone else went, well no it's just a stickman drawing. You're like, oh it's okay in that regard I guess. The life drawing has standards objectively that apply to the actual categorization. Same for a stickman drawing though. I don't know if there's much of an official weird on that one, but there's nothing you can't escape if you call it a life drawing. That means it has to appeal to real life. How things look in real life. Proportions, details, all that wonderful stuff. And all we gotta do is prove it applies to one craft. That's it. And as soon as you're like yeah okay that one, but not and it's like wait, wait, wait. It's just complicated as a discussion and I understand and yeah absolutely there are times where we'll be like oh that's a problem but I don't care. We do it too. It's okay. Your personal investment doesn't have to match 100%. Though I had a friend who used to say that it probably should be that way which I'm against as well. I think it's totally normal for us all to have our biases and informs who we all are and what kind of lives we've led and stuff. Super interesting. Yeah, but we don't ever have an objective value. No. It's not a thing we ever talk about so if you think we have then that's something you've created. There's another sticker. Wonderful. Snacks bought, drinks ready and loins prepared. Here we fog and go. The loins were prepared. Loins. This is bring me toed out. So it was always something to just try and be quiet on that whole thing. Just in case he didn't show up for any reason. I didn't want to say it was going to happen but when everyone was asking it was like oh man I hope it works out. I really do. So many people so excited. Happy when EFAP 100. Thank you very much. Finally made it to the beginning of an EFAP stream. Oh this is the first one you made at the beginning of. Oh boy wow what a beginning. What a... I do wonder if because you know if it wasn't like us if it was other people but I still found the conversations like to be as interesting or whatever and I was a watcher of EFAP I wonder if I would go through the past 100 episodes if I was to find it at 101. I suppose I would go through looking at the topics. I'm not sure if I'd be able to watch all of them because literally like logistically yeah just in terms of having time hmm there you go. Share what you guys have done people who have started watching as of episode 101 even though that's not out yet so those people don't exist yet but still let's go hi rags hello let's go and another sticker wonderful hello all my n-words very friendly welcome there oh hi this one says first hmm might be like 13th but getting there well an attempt was made of a valiant effort and that's what's important slam what'd you bring me oh what did we bring that day oh so many things it's kind of crazy it's already been what is it like a week now yeah we brought a lot we brought ourselves we brought guests we brought amazing videos to cover wonderful the Jim Stirling taking the cake for the first time so it has presented evidence in favor of their argument and then worked to discredit said evidence as best as possible I don't think we've seen that before don't say you didn't work hard it reminds me of they do a thing in school sometimes where you'd have to argue for one side and then on a dime you'll have to switch just to see if you can and it's like he did it but for like realsies 100 hype slice and die subjectivisms yes sir and so it began yes it did lots lots of ones that we can't really say much to with these because they're all so celebratory you know it's just like yeah every episode is if at 100 if you disregard the laws of space and time true that's a reference to we covered a video like jay was doing a stream and it was like I can't really watch mojo or not but I think we mentioned this to you before but they were like Joker is John Connor's dad and like this this connection really does have like a meaningful set of strings to it if you ignore space and time not very convincing I would say yeah I feel like that's one of those premises that's sort of it's all downhill from there really it's all oh hey remember I told you about this like 10 years ago Faramie is on my team right now and one of his moves is Faramie his quality oh I do remember I do remember rags are you of Hungarian descent yeah I am if yes do you know what your name means and can you speak Hungarian I do know what my name means um I cannot speak Hungarian and then it says also sia rags spell szia I have to assume it's Hungarian um see it's probably high rags oh it means hello yeah yeah see ya congrats mollaren squad been here since episode 1 crazy how time flies you guys make work easy keep it up brothers I appreciate you dudes yeah absolutely that's like some of the top goals being achieved making someone's work day a lot easier that would be like oh yes that's up there with good tisms um so train inspiration on Gothmog mohaha mothgog I was able to hold that over over wealth knowing the names of the individual orcs in I guess he didn't because he hadn't played the video games what a nude unbelievable not a true fan obviously what does faramia's quality do faramia will counterattack for the ally you apply this to oh my god I'm just gonna put that on everybody then yeah feel like we're gonna get a lot of counterattacks um where is tonald bring tonald on oh hi rags oh hi he will come his time will come uh immunity to stun that's probably useful do do do do do do this just says ooh ooh rags ooh ooh is that how you say that oh whoa well you could you could be in oh whoa hmm a lot of the time it's ooh ooh but you can have oh well oh it was like the surprised one it sees the bulge yeah that's how that works yeah uh this uh it's an empty one uh you got a job have some money who's the hottest character in buffy oh just got a job have some money who's the hottest character in buffy ooh well like in both the buffy vs shows or just buffy on its own because hmm that's a tough one you got you got I feel like there's someone there for everybody in terms of taste because you got so many different types but uh I'm trying to think of like all different characters I mean faith's pretty high scoring but uh you know I'm willow but it's probably buffy that generic choice I'm so sorry main character you know Mary Sue also hi rag hello they're probably referring to the opening which yeah that's um big thanks to all of the three intros and the outro filled with awesome shit very thankful for our talented, creative and generous audience uh all the valor this game's running on a low amount of fps right now good thing it's just a game to game and it's in the background we'll be fine hmm hmm where are we here's to 100 episodes of the fat thank you very much some say hi rags some how's rags but why rags my methods I'm slowly but surely endlessly scheming towards my ultimate goal which I cannot reveal some say that I scheme merely to scheme quick play hack bar theme I think I remember when that was last played I think it comes out in a I played it at one point when someone was I think it was you and Fringy discussing something I played it really quietly so excited been waiting for this early stream prediction slash hope southpaw and geeks and gamers will be absent and wolf will be greeting tonal well I mean you got half of that or rather three quarters of that because Jeremy didn't show up but so so right thank you guys for everything you do here's to another hundred fax in the future yes sir recently again watching Buffy enjoyed season one so far wow that's good for you some people find that pretty tough I've never been so excited got my vodka and monster ready ooh vodka and monster they make a pretty good mix I've had vodka and Red Bull how do you feel about Red Bull what are you thinking I mean funnily enough I had some energy drinks ready for the stream and then I was like I was looking it up and it's like advised that say for example you want to be awake for five hours and you have an energy drinks like try and drink it at two or three because you drink it at zero you're probably going to have a drop down at like hour three or four it would be impossible to stay awake so with eFap you ever had a five hour energy maybe you should have had one of those well see unless they do 30 hour energies I don't know if we would be covered with 30 hour energies and so I was the whole time in the eFap stream I was like when should I take it because I as much as I want to get a boost I simultaneously wouldn't want to have a super down full soon after right so and I ended up just never drinking it I was like I just kept thinking like what I should but I sort of didn't I had two rock stars but I didn't start breaking into those until probably the first one I think I had at the end of the second part and then I had the second one after that a few hours later hmm because I'm telling you man these if you want to give someone a gift they use constantly think about getting them like a Yeti mug or one of those really good thermoses I use mine all the time Yeti needs to hit us up we'll do a we'll do a sponsorship from Yeti now I'm getting lost I don't even know who has Fermi's quality on them because the fucking colors are so confusing oh well I'll just keep casting it I'm not going to lose I got over the valley they can't do nothing y'all deserve to watch dark, unusually hole free yeah I've had a lot of people recommending dark recently played some Shire the Colossus recently and people like played dark will watch dark rather it's on the north flicks so or plorks oh my god so if you have Fermi's quality applied to everyone and then Gothmog does a group move he counters for every single person hit Jesus Christ that is that's a quality yeah I was going to say good for you Fermi good boy he's just mad can I do Fermi's quality for myself like as Fermi you counter for Fermi as Fermi oh that's a good question I feel like Fermi can do that I feel like the man's up for it um this is an interesting one poop lol I agree with that very happy to watch this on my b-day excellent gift no problem hey that's great that's good timing in fact we did that just for you yep we looked to find out yeah all of this um this year anniversary stuff just a coincidence for the real anniversary which was a birthday that's why we put it all together let the 24 hour phantom menace debate begin no no no no I hope not with the guys that movie's bad if you guys think phantom is good I don't know what to fucking tell you man that's bad that shit's no good why were they shooting the ship when they needed it alive you know I don't understand they're trying to blow it up what are you doing doughnut people I would say like thinking about it though the biggest issue is just the hole it all up somehow you know it's not too different to just when kylo just blows up the hangar bay for no reason in TLJ like that's just something you can do you're just like oh imagine in all fights as soon as they begin an enemy ship goes from either side and just blows up the enemy hangar and the fight pretty much is over in terms of fighters because they're all dead I'm just like well maybe we can yell at them try it just to let you know the actor who fired the first shot in helm's deep fight died at 89 in April rachel cup to honor the guy who started one of the best castle sieges ever oh wow I didn't know that I did not know that but yeah I guess you know he wasn't exactly young at the time so 20 years past he used to a massive milestone 100 episodes and counting may the dawn stay with you always oh he will he shall the actor has a what are they called cameo thing we can I think it's like $50 you can get him to say anything oh wait which one the one who plays the dawn oh wow I wonder if he would oh wow this is things we could have fun with with that but I simultaneously don't know if because the thing with actors and characters I'm sure he agrees that the dot is a bad guy you know because everybody who's a part of Captain Marvel probably thinks the dawn is a bad guy we can have him say something about like Becky yeah it'll be pretty fun oh my god brainstorm everybody I don't know if you can do that on cameo can you make them act out something rather than because it's all about sending messages right like oh get well soon blah blah blah sort of thing I don't know if you can get him to say like Becky I miss you it's funny how much people have pulled together from just like his his different appearances in different films and stuff increase all allies armor rating hell yeah go Faramir I never got to play with Baramir in this game that's dope what's with the Baramir hate game hmm oh wait let's heal some people heal hard hard yeah do it um do happy 100th episode long men and long women here's to 100 more yes sir slash ma'am you know I showed the the film that I showed you before the Tucker and Dale vs Evil remember that I remember it's me in it yeah the hillbillies who are like not bad oh yeah that's a great movie yeah he really really liked it too I was like yeah it is kind of just like this movie that sort of dog gives a shit about there's a lot of those and that's fine you gotta have them you know like Anthropoids Molar have you ever considered writing an original book slash script maybe once you aren't so busy with youtube things also high rags hello yes actually and literally then once I'm there's no telling when I will be done with youtube it probably will never happen but when I get to the point where I want to cool down on youtube I might start a tooling away at a script in the background or a novella whom am I killing me making something short ridiculous yeah it could be fun and then you could even I could even like make it on youtube as like a assets done get voice actors you can have it be like an audio story sort of thing could be fun so wow the only thing I can do is to get the best quality okay I guess I'll just keep casting it I don't know any mana no formula one this weekend so I get to indulge in EFAP in its entirety perfect timing you massives here's to 100 celestial phaps oh and high rags hey there thank you all for such good times question if slash when you have kids what is the most important thing you want to teach them hmm the most important thing like the you know the fundamental life lesson I'm thinking of like you know stand up for yourself sort of thing yeah one of the things I was thinking about was saying you don't let people take advantage of you I guess learn to be I mean there's the basics like you know be a good person and stuff like that but it's not a bad one hmm maybe a good old fashioned like you know know what you don't know sort of thing it's a good way to operate yeah it would it probably wouldn't be anything super profound to just be generally good life advice like learn how to be independent act as if you know nobody else you know live and act as if nobody else owes you anything you know stand up for yourself don't let people take advantage of you um you know always be pursuing something new to learn you know never stop learning um you know always you know have good principles you know don't tell malicious lies and you know don't hurt anybody else that sort of thing just be a good person you know probably be stuff like that it wouldn't be anything super like rebel uh ret ret 15 at ret it wouldn't be some crazy thing that you probably wouldn't expect you know I mean the basics they're almost cliche but there's probably a reason for that oh yeah there's sort of stuff we all expect everyone already knows but if they didn't know it would be really bad and some people don't so um happy 100 guys thank you not sure if it's been said but you really need to play game of thrones to wash the taste of the last of us oh wait game of thrones god of no get years of what's go team game of thrones well it says play game of thrones oh oh the game of thrones mobile game desktop game yeah I'm not sure it must be I'm assuming it's an abbreviation I don't recognize it it wouldn't be the telltale one would it that's nobody's recommended that I don't think um army has gotten a like single target move wait what I just like a tact got goth mog and then I counter attacked him after my attack finished I'm not sure what's happening it's the amount of arrows that miss holy fuck anyway boo boo they said to get the taste of the last of us too out of your mouth can't recommend it enough oh ghost of Sushima G.O.T there you go happy one hundredth doesn't thank you very much Sushima yeah I only hear about how it's good so I sure do hope it is please go for another nine days I have no Wi-Fi um nine days oh my god look maybe EFAP 1000 but it'll be that we get to sleep in between okay I think that's fair I still find it amusing EFAP 1000 it will have to be in 16 years if it happens it's a long time might just be the one that we go yeah you know what GG it was that was fun re-end it there I bet J didn't watch it he doesn't watch anything yeah J turned out he had not and who knows when it will be watched but uh that promise broken broken congrats for the 100th episode EFAP helped me so much when I had surgery last year as well as when I was feeling depressed so thank you uh thank you all massives yes um always positive to hear and uh lots of people end up in hospitals so we're around you know if just spread just let people know put some posters up in hospitals if you're feeling a little little bored you want to hear some people talk about Star Wars though um not always going to be that positive about Star Wars I will mention that don't want people thinking otherwise yeah yeah good to hear it thank you very much um here's to 100 more my toxic brood thank you that intro was amazing also high rags oh hi there yes it was congrats fellas here's to 100 more EFAPs thank you I cannot tell you how exciting this is in words thank you all for the 100 episodes the amazing content laughs and the happy tisms keep up the good stuff so many friendly messages there's a lot of friendly messages people are glad we made it this far I'm glad we made it this far I hope that Anna or J Longbone will break wind on stream alright well um of all the things to hope for yeah I guess everyone has their choices uh thanks for the memories no problemo this one is another empty one uh woot 100 insane it is kind of you look back and you're like man it's been a while in a good way also I have been chopping away at Gothmog for a million years he's a tough cookie he's a tough boy and it's annoying for him as well because everyone's got like auto resurrect on and they're not even dying because I can heal them before they do so crush you yeah I mean he has like a billion health what would you prefer though a billion health or auto resurrect it's like probably a billion health because that's essentially invincibility um but but it will run out you know no every time you level up you get your health back oh in that case as long as you don't take a billion damage between levels you'll be right I don't think you will I guess it depends on if anyone else is cheating does it have to be enemies doing a thousand thousand damage I don't know about that plus you could still heal yourself uh yeah true you evilman I'm supposed to be studying well still your choice you may still study if you wish hello to me in like two months when I catch up to this in like two months currently on 73 also congratumatism for 100 and high rags oh hello been watching since the beginning and you guys have convinced me to take my channel seriously I'm gonna be here for all 24 hours while working on my hours long response to ego raptors zelda sikvalitis dumb bless you massives maybe look into his playthrough of it on game grumps to discover why he may have come to his conclusions that's all I would recommend but why did he because it is interesting to see what exactly it may have led to his perspective why what's wrong with his take on is it bad he pissed off a lot of people I'm not too invested in zelda so I wouldn't know but I think it would be helpful if you if your goal was to study why someone may have come to the wrong conclusion about a game and you had access to their full playthrough that would probably be pretty useful right oh yeah I think so do you I'm thinking so assuming they haven't already that's probably something they thought of amazing 2 years continue destroying with logic and truth yeah also hello rags hey cheers to the long guide cheers and all the other guests they would be cheering you very much they would be cheering if they were here more than 100 episodes of Tism thanks to you I love to analyze media much more closely and I'm planning to make videos on media I love I love some time in the future wish all the best and stay massive I shall shall indeed stay massive thank you this is happy birthday oh happy birthday is probably referring to the previous guy's super chat because it's his birthday oh yeah there you go getting together and it's nice it's very nice hello my massives congrats on being the longest running podcast ever mm-hmm that's us longest one funny enough if you were to be specific and be like do you mean longest average length of episode I'd be like we probably are the longest for that I doubt yeah why would anyone beat us out for that yeah we're kind of weird mm-hmm we're odd we're an odd bunch mm-hmm hi all first super chat in EFAP and it's for EFAP 100 thanks for the fun and memories oh I get it memories very good may wolf one day return well that person's probably gonna get excited when they get to the part two ones spoiler congrats on 100 episodes my Ewoks been here since the early days and here's to 100 more yes people some people think like oh yeah here's to 100 more as if that's where it will stop oh play batwoman's theme in fairness they don't use it on the show anymore I seriously hope they bring it back for season two we're very upset I need it yeah you think you keep that one they work so hard on it because they kept it from infinitisms remember it plays in here like intro it's like it's like yes the orcs are ready for the wah I'm surprised how many orcs watch EFAP I'm not against it I'm just pointing out isn't that surprising I just didn't realize orcs were really into the internet at all but they were they live in you know ground pods that's unusual I guess congrats to the whole EFAP team rags the best doggo on YouTube mohler the second best Welshman of all time behind only Joe Kelzagi I mean I don't think I can take the two slot from Anthony Hopkins though so I'm just gonna sit at third I'll settle for third thank you for 100 videos of laughs and funnitisms watching idiots and garbage on YouTube you make every week better hi ragas hello thank you that's quite the compliment Shad have you finished Vinland Saga if so what would you rate it well that'll be one to save for the inevitable 50 hour episode where we go through all the questions for other people bring them all on to answer it'll happen become my favorite I love listening to you guys it's a good one find the entertainment and listening to us talk at length on meteor and other things meteor yeah man remember that meteor that crashed and we were like shit what one is that what does it do we gotta talk about this we should start a podcast talk about this meteor once we're done about it we're like so um we can talk about it another one crashes and we're like oh thanks fuck we're running out of content at long last I give us money for muptchly don't give any to moopa alright I'll let her know jeez thanks for 100 episodes of extensive brain damage aww very kind always happy to provide the brain damage what do you think of the Pixar movies inside out what do you think of the themes I haven't seen it I watched I think it was YMS's review of it I can't remember if I watched anyone else's but I wasn't too interested in the film neither was I impressed from what I saw but you know maybe it's good it might be great some people say some positive stuff here and there about it oh I just healed the wrong person oh well enjoy that extra few bits of health uh oh bertha's gonna die no no it's funny uh bringers doing like a stream on twitch and he died on fall guys and he was like no and then someone pointed out in chat and he was like I didn't even say it like that nah but didn't you didn't you though really uh p.s thanks for recommending masquerade rags it was awesome oh you're welcome glad you liked it you can eat of my plum box anytime oh my goodness he has a whole box of plums he keeps them in a box full access you got there nice um hey guys so instead of doing something productive for the next 30 hours I decided to buy several cans of coke and sugary goodies so I don't fall asleep while wasting time with you guys yay huh see I reckon that it might have ended up making them fall asleep afterwards you know once they come down you'll be like oh no and that is the true sadness of life opposites after implications opposites detract can you objectively prove god's existence uh only if he's real I guess and if there already is any objective evidence of him what is it I don't think there is uh yeah I'm unaware of such uh things you should provide that if he's around yeah of course good shout he's on a little cloud yo and he's like float away he's like no I want to let's talk to the next people will this eFap be spy kids 3 calling everyone oh do you remember that jealousy spy kids 3 I don't think I don't think I have some yes I think so spot right where they go into like a video game world I think I know of it but I don't think I've seen it I only have very very faint memories of it he's um he's called the guy right and he has like 99 lives and he loses all of them I still remember they're like oh no you're supposed to save us and it's like it's Frodo and Frodo save them who knows what up my clown boys hello molla congrats on 100 episodes drinking rhino milks in celebration here's the next 100 also high rags I love you oh hi and there's a little dog go icon thing yeah how wonderful I like it a Serbian film for eFap movies when no no no no no um I'm about to go to work but I can't wait to come back for this to only be halfway through praise the dawn hi Shad and rags shags shags I mean yeah seems like that's one of my many names if the if the boot fits you know if the boot fits you know uh alright this one's gonna be for you I guess because I don't what's the best halo game in terms of multiplayer I don't know probably three I mean I'd be I'm guessing it's three are we talking about like overall net code or features or where hmm I'm thinking it's uh yeah I'm thinking it's three but you haven't played it recently so I might be wrong yeah my friend and I always argue about that I say halo three he says halo four does halo need sprint here so halo it doesn't need it and it doesn't necessarily suffer because of it there's nothing intrinsic to sprinting that makes it incompatible with halo multiplayer you just can't partially commit hmm you know you have to design the whole game around that sort of thing yeah it's like the like map size right like if you were going to for let's say let's say you've uh you've designed an MMO right and the the map size and the space between locations that you want players to go to should be pretty much based off of you know the lanes of where you think players will be traveling but also player movement speed so if you were to make a map that was bigger than normal maps that would be okay if player speed was increased a little bit so if you for instance if you theoretically increase the speed of a player by you know 25% which is a lot by the way you could make the map a whole lot bigger as a result and it wouldn't feel tedious to travel around because you know you're moving faster and halo's the same way and movement speed also should be factored into a game's time to kill because if you can't move fast you'll be out of cover longer it will be it'll take you longer to get back into cover and you have to factor that into how long should it take to kill a player so if you move very very slowly but you have a very very low time to kill then players will be extremely hesitant to move away from any piece of cover that they find for instance all that kind of meshes together there's no reason halo can't do it I think he just did it poorly and read which is why sprints like the best thing ever because it's such a huge advantage movement speed is a huge advantage completely harmless message oh that's nice very very harmless message I suppose this podcast is okay also hi rags oh hi I think it's alright too, thank you very much pretty good why in the name of the first flame falchion how does that pronounce the sword falchion why in the first flame does the falchion from dark souls scale with dex as a baseline I know dex bundle a stick strength uber allies strength uber allies you would think that strength would just always be good for swords I think I can't remember it after check but I'm pretty sure dark souls swords do they all scale with dex and strength but some are stronger with dex to the point where it's better to put more into dex at first than strength you'd expect dexterity would be better scaling with precision sword work if that makes any sense if it was something like a little nimble rapier or maybe a short sword or something that was really stabby like you never it's never not good to be strong when you're using a melee weapon you know it's I know in like D&D and pathfinder and stuff you have like you have the option to use dexterity as a bonus on weapons instead of strength and vice versa if you take certain feats for instance mm-hmm but it's one of those things because in games you try to balance out dexterity and strength when it's just always good to have both so some people can come away with a misconception perhaps that it's I mean they both give different bonuses generally dexterity is like your hand-eye coordination right and that's very very good to have with a sword because you have to have your edge alignment and you want to hit where the enemy's armor isn't and you want to be able to move it nimbly so you can catch opponents off guard and stuff but at the same time like it's like being stronger is never worse like it's always advantageous also it bugs me in games in RPGs and stuff how dexterity is your like your bow skill when bows take a lot of strength you have to be very strong to use bows especially war bows, long bows and continuously oh yeah like it's very tiring it takes a lot of muscle a lot of muscle work shoving wood into people shoving wood throwing sticks stabbing people with pointy sticks at long distance mmhmm I think twice before saying it's it's always the girl isn't it always the, they throw a lot of times girls will have magic and fantasy stuff but they'll often be bow users too magic can work but uh other stuff less so god I have so many equipments we need to have a thing with a girl it's just the giant sword wielder and they don't explain any of it until season 8 episode 7 interesting that'll be a, that's the way to do it they need to have something where there's an inexplicably buff and strong woman in a setting that doesn't make sense for her to exist and then they sort of try to explain it they try and then they give up and then they complain if anyone points it out you're not supposed to like, ah that wasn't in there for you to see idiot can't believe it for god and country allege your nor no no tism, efap only wants one thing and it's disgusting efap, no so many nor's was freeing even on at this point? I don't think so hmm I think so hello daddy rags oh hi there finally gotten to the first live efap I caught here's a small celebratory coffee courtesy of Australia oh thank you very much wow the entire country of Australia gave that to us that's very kind of Australia yeah I guess we're doing well reputation wise over there, that's cool don't want to have the Australians about it they'll send their army of armies and stuff do they have the power to command those enemies I don't know yes simping for efap oh my god there are worse things to do in life I think everything is worse to do in life than simping for efap it's all downhill from there yeah you give your team new equipment and then you walk one step and you pick up new equipment I guess I'll equip that too um boop boop listening to you at work now congrats with episode 100 wow thank you happy 100 thanks for getting me through high school wait what I guess we've been going for that long now I like the idea that we were like throughout all the significant events of high school just teaching them about math, biology media studies that'll apply there you go mmm happy 100 high rags this one's just a consumed face mmm they're probably like will this be the 100 I wanted I don't know it is time to discover of course that works Jesus YouTube let me shout I'm pumped for efap 100 oh you probably got a message declined because it was you could have hurt our feelings by having a shouty message off down the pub with mates we'll be back oh we'll be there probably not at the um the pub mmm this one's a blank one finally efap is assembled thanks muesli and ragout for all the tism coverage also high metal oh there you go metals finally entered that's how far we are probably the first 10 minutes great here's to 100 and 100 more yes congrats you massives on making 100 these streams are invaluable during lockdown also high rags oh hello there yeah I'd always a picture the long form tisms are going to be pretty useful right now in terms of like what do I do with my day play video games listen to podcasts now they certainly helped me decide what to do with my day yo yo speaking of last of us too where did your videos of that go muesli may the dawn and buff luke keep you in good spirits um if you if you youtube more the last of us to playlist you should be able to find the one I made on um my channel it's just they're unlisted the videos themselves you can find that and then if you're in the discord it'll be in wato's junkyard you can find it in there all available um damn it you guys I was going to draw titties and listen to music but then you go and start 100 rip the rest of my day been a great two years you could still draw titties while listening to us you can even put the music on low you know background to the background but uh yeah I would never want us to stand in the way of drawing titties come on now draw the best titties that you can draw mm-hmm happy 100 and thank you for all the laughs and tisms no problem you're very welcome what we're here for uh long man good shades doggo good steel kraut man good Aussie sword like weapon man good rhino milkman bad and green ant eat a man good thanks you alright wait green green ant eat a man green ant eat a man well probably because of speak do you think he's doing that to try and get some favor with the emus he's like hey I'm one of you guys kind of I'm one of you I'm one of you are no oh I guess I could have a tree attack a troll that could that could work or or not I don't know you have a risky move here's a hundred for the unhundredth oh oh a hundredth no wait ten of a hundred no mind at least this time rags isn't even 17 hours late he wasn't 17 hours absurd anyway guys good luck with the 48 hour stream bring the cornstarch girl on hello molla and fuck you rags oh my god well fuck you how about that what a what a belligerent now we're never going to bring the cornstarch girl I will not approve it yeah we hope you're happy we were almost going to do it but yeah we were going to do it tell you a little comment there so yeah how about that get her on your own podcast poor cornstarch girl we won't be denied our Edward oh my god not be denied make mutually rich 2020 I don't think like like for president I don't think you don't get rich from being president right like it's a pathway to becoming rich but generally by that point you're already rich generally do you what what's the what is the does anyone is that public what's the pay for being president that's like 200,000 a year or something like that huh but you get a lot of expenses taken care of like travel and entertainment things of that nature but yeah okay I'll be president I can chill out I can talk about Lord of the Rings on the press conferences some people say it's you know the prestige and stuff like you like guys we need to focus as everyone seen Lord of the Rings that's like the first boat of operation for president we need to get on the same page here because some of the stuff Gandalf says I feel like we should all kind of take it to heart I'm just saying I hear I heard that some of you people haven't seen the Lord of the Rings some yeah that is unacceptable in fact quite rude the fact that you could talk about movies but you haven't even seen the Lord of the Rings it's just I don't know it's just ain't right questions rise when that happens and I'm not one to say that they are unfair questions uh happy 100 guys Moeller rewatching the Rise of Skywalker rage for the fifth time in Helsing yesterday and Helsing yesterday I mean it Zory Bliss is named after Zoran Blitz JJ Helsing fan confirmed Oh so they were watching Helsing and my video and they notice Zory Bliss and Zoran Blitz I see you could do we need to see that fan Helsing oh yeah I don't think they're talking about that but yes good old Hugh Jackman hunting hunting vampires thank you for so many days of entertainment you've honed my writing and analytical skills thank you for everything also high rags hello excellent take my super short cherry you massives 100 episodes is a good start I guess yeah yeah you know it's like an intro if that it'll be like oh do you want to know whether or not this show is for you watch the first 100 and then you'll have a good sort of understanding of whether or not it is by then you should be able to yeah once you get to about 100 generally we say don't bow out too early so you know what's the first 100 episodes and see if it's your thing and if it isn't your thing after that you know maybe watch another 100 just to make sure hopefully we'll be up to 10,000 by then and I would say first 5,000 6,000 that's probably because 6,000 was a pretty good episode if you remember I like 6,000 it was in my favorites 4,263 part B I think that one had some really good really good discussions in that one one of my favorites one of my favorites invite razor fist you massives I saw you was on friday night tights with nuderotic recently so seems like he's on board with doing podcasts and yeah we can do that we were thinking about covering the building about a gamer video I've heard a lot of people say that he'd be great for coverage on that so oh that's absolutely have him on for that one absolutely and then whether or not he stays we can check out the tonal one it's a direct comparison boom boom boom craze can't believe it's been another year already stay long you massives also hierarchy on december 2017 youtube algorithm graced me with a recommendation of the unbridled rage now we're here bless you all and all viewers and hi rags hello surprise and youtube recommended not all bad everyone shits on it sometimes gives you some stuff you're like oh I like that it feels weird when it happens though usually you just get fed loads of things do you ever get like stuff that you recommend it can fill up sometimes randomly with really weird colorful millions of you kids channels you can just like like the algorithm breaks yeah this video is all like how fucked up it is because it funnels loads of people into these weird fucking channels yeah if you make a fresh account and something like that where it doesn't have any data to go off of like you're just getting there for the first time how easy it is to go down these really weird pathways of strange videos that youtube just keeps recommending you hmm youtube's playlist like it's a cajillion views because the kids they just get kids on the playlist just watch the kid videos and it goes oh more and more and more and more and sometimes it can't distinguish between the fucking weird creepy kid videos that are super cheap and made just to get clicks that way and the ones that are actually in earnest you know made well uh no do have a good efap been a long time fan here's to the next 100 everybody wants to see another 100 episodes I guess we'll do it you know if everybody's asking for it just saying guys thoughts on Sam Raimi I really think he is the spielberg of our generation and not JJ Tism I think he would have handled the star trilogy better um yes 100% of that I don't even know I think Tommy Wiseau would have handled it better we got we got pretty bad is the point okay it's pretty bad but um as for Sam Raimi current I suppose we'll have to see from the Doctor Strange 2 see how he does with that fingers crossed I think the latest thing Sam Raimi's done that I've seen but I'm definitely in the camp of Sam Raimi cool he's in a selection of like 5 or 7 directors that I consider to be quite they have there as as pretentious as this sounds they have their own voice they have their own voice I objectively love all you guys also can whoever is still in stream when you read this say PJ sucks at games thanks baby PJ sucks at games yeah man PJ does suck at games PJ PJ suck at video games pull PJ he's probably gonna take that to heart okay sometimes you just get at other things just testing if I can even send super chats hi moobler bye rogz love you both and the community away goes my savings for august and see y'all in 12 hours um well it'll be a little longer than that but thank you very much and um yes it does it does work well massive so I've decided to give myself a challenge and beat Bloodborne including the DLC before this eFap ends wish me luck ahoy rags I mean you hello first off but I think you could I mean you should be right we went 30 hours yeah maybe um hello all my no words DS2 was a fun game and I'm tired of pretending it's not mollery hi rags hello welcome to have fun on DS2 in fact I have fun on DS2 I think I say that at the end of my series because I played it so much that I like know how to beat all of its tismi elements but fuck is it not a good game yeah it's not the kind of fun people normally referring to when they talk about a video game fun they're like ha I've played this shitty game long enough to know how to exploit it hooray literally that yeah um boop boop molla your work and by extension eFap has greatly improved how I critique and write also do you have any thoughts on the social network it's my favorite film and I consider it near perfect much love really enjoyed it when I saw it I only saw it the once I thought it was very strong very well directed and uh dialogue was really strong it was a very fun movie to learn all about how Mark suck a big is probably a bum bum assuming it's all true I think I think he uh I can't remember if he thinks the movie is bad or not he probably does because because it's a bit awkward you know I don't know a movie that came out that like portrayed you as a complete asshole and it was really popular that would suck don't be an asshole whoa super chat absolutely love spending my time watching you massives keep on keeping on guys will do more things along the way life is autism I got a job around the time eFap 1 was streamed and I lost that job on eFap 100 oh he's a super chat before youtube decides no one uses them and removes the function oh I doubt youtube would remove that function I'm sure they consider it way too important for them I say that they would they um they might change it they might make it so you can't actually send a message through them anymore I could see them doing that I am I am I am so that's I am I don't know what that is and then jimquisition so it's I am something jimquisition I think that's what she is yeah oh well I'm not French so how could I possibly know I hope you're not saying I am the jimquisition I don't know what is this shameful display of monarcophobia monarcophobia from jimquisition also that's of how we are now hey good we started this video ooh does he fear the monarchy I do not know happy eFap 100 my massives seems like the world is going a bit crazy as of late viruses, America, Belarus Russia, poisoning, political dissidents I just wanted to thank you for bringing quality rhino milk all year long always happy to help farmed directly from the source we're like our own little insulated bubble here in a good way here at eFap you just talk about movies and media because a lot of people say it's mainly movies we did talk recently a lot about video games actually in the past few episodes we had the the fucking how cup heads out of these kill you all the last two stuff I think there was another one as well who knows what more to come especially with cyberpunk coming out that's probably going to be one that's talked about quite a bit I'd imagine we might have to play that just to be able to talk about it cyberpunk 20,767 cyberpunk put the cyber in the punk I mean that's what like a phishing scam is essentially it's getting cyberpunk yeah I'm working on a 24 hour shift right now I'm so glad I'll be able to watch this for the entire shift wow 24 hour shift we out did that yeah you'll have company throughout it and perhaps more congrats on 100 episodes I hope to talk to you all someday I love the critical thinking when it comes to details in this community it's definitely improved my writing here's to another 1.2 billion eFAPs yeah man the road to 1.2 billion eFAP begins with the first true who's to say we're not going to complete 1.2 billion of these episodes you don't know why not I mean what if what if me and rags been recording loads of episodes between the episodes and they're all going to release once we start cranking up the speed of these episodes coming out you know you don't know we could and maybe we're training secretly our apprentices in the shadows we're like sif sif lords and one day our apprentices will take over while we're in an old folks home rambling about the new star wars about the damn star wars and the kids these days they understand good movies how stupid I tell you my day used to like good stuff like aliens back in my day our star wars we had an orc orc bash on me did 76 damage which is incredibly low at this point I don't even know you could afford a bear or did a counterattack that did 3,000 damage that's not that bad it was like aww I don't think it wasn't worthwhile I did not like TLJ I did not oh hi rags oh hi I did not like TLJ I did not oh hi JJ JJ no don't do it uh double critical nice oh no he mogul bashed me instead of hitting me for 70 damage it missed it just hit idril for 53 apparently she has better armor than barathol okay she is an elf so gonna listen to this at my gym at midnight the apex viewing experience really glad you peeps like the meme here's to a many nor this 100 that's from a meme repository yes sir the the super meme super meme was warned of fuel it was everything we could have hoped for because it was hype for it for like 15 episodes or something hi hi hi peeps this fan is a a blank but thank you anyway for your donation 100 efaps bless the dawn thank you for all the content also how much money would it take for you to efap movies cuties please say not enough not enough yeah I don't want to touch cuties that sentence is not even something that I should have said it's just not going anywhere near that one I don't know what they were thinking I think I mentioned this on the stream before but JJ's convinced they did it for outrage marketing like to you know do you think that was like do you think it's worthwhile doing something like that no because if anything you're just going to have a youtuber cover it and instead of 100,000 people watching your movie they'll watch the youtubers coverage of it and you won't get anything out of it I feel like they're only going to lose subscribers from Netflix like that's the that's the net conclusion in fact I'd say the biggest problem right now is the people commenting on it without having seen it which I can understand why they wouldn't want to see it but obviously this is the fucking this is humanity for you everyone's going to say what it is without having seen it all I've heard is that it's not what it appears to be but at the same time the marketing for it has made it seem like something very specific you understand why people have the reaction they do and so like I can't see how this was beneficial from the point of view of Netflix I feel as though they realize that this was a bad move they've apologized for it too right but of course you could argue that's all part of the plan and I'd be like I'd be more willing to believe that someone some way made a mistake yeah I don't know I mean what what if they never saw the movie and they just wrote that that would be the bad yeah we like covering you know wish upon stuff like that give me more like inoffensively horrible ooh I got a new move as Hadhod where I set everyone on fire how about that it's called set everyone on fire oh my god the animation for it he swams the floor and like the fucking ring of fire surrounds him and then the vulcano appears in the background oh shit Hadhod with the fire wow damn dude in the third age mount doom come to you yeah oh they're on fire so it does 5000 damage to them each and they're on fire how much does the fire do I am about to find out but the funny thing is you can fire water at them as idreal it doesn't put them out no they still die from fire damage oh no the flame damage to 2300 oh shit what is this move oh my goodness rages I think they just made up numbers they're like how much damage should it do like I don't know 5000 and then 2300 should it affect one enemy nah just all of them and put a vulcano in the background people will like vulcanoes people like vulcanoes people like Dante's peak right mola how are you not a millionaire by now also high theo and rags well that'd be because the numbers on screen aren't quite what ends up go into a youtuber because youtube takes a decent portion I think it's 30% I don't think it's 35% and then of course there's taxes which not complaining taxes are I'm okay with taxes just saying the chunk as well and then splits and of course paying people but hey super thankful people willing to support the hell out of this channel because it's just gonna keep going gonna keep on ranting about movies and games games do not escape our view they are each destroyed putting a gym stealing character in full guys would be easy just make it three times wider than usual happy 100 my e words ahoy rag ahoy yeah he really wants to be in full guys I suppose I hope he gets his wish yeah I think he was like he wanted to be a marketing thing he just wants it to be a thing because obviously if he made some kind of deal with them it would start to be really awkward in terms of his like principles on infecting games with different aesthetic DLCs if you can call them that I don't know congratulations on 100 massive faps here's to 100 more also hi rags hello the podcast by the long man well yeah we'll see I don't see why it'll stop we'll just keep on going and long may he stream jumbo hi frack nuggets super chatting for the first time to thank you flisms for all your tisms love you guys and this community you've built hi rags oh hello it's um yeah it's a pretty neat one I will say I like them these these these community I'm gonna smash all you actually fuck it surely had hodds move is gonna kill all these people that's kind of scary that I've got one move from one of my team now that I feel is so good that I should just be able to wipe out the enemy team in one go well I mean you probably you probably needed something super powerful because you weren't strong enough before it's good that they finally gave you a way to you know get you know get through the game the best thing about this game is you can tell where they gave up it's you're in Polano you kill a whole bunch of mumma kill and you kill one and then it just cuts to you at the eye of Sauron and you have to kill it and this game over you know like uh okay because you'd think there would be like a black gate portion maybe even a moving through more or I don't know it's just it's really weird but I will say this game is pretty long anyway so you did okay the way that you did it guys you did it okay behold the power of the long 100 episodes of eFap congratulations also what are your favorite or recommended games on steam also high rags favorite or recommended games on steam yeah well Soma of course killing floor 2 um I would say vermin tide 2 is a good one as well risk of rain 2 um mordhau heroes of hammer watch bio shock bio shock yeah death road to canada devil daggers dusk um ion fury's good their first quake risen evil second one risen evil 4 there's just so many um amnesia the dark descent yee uh guys so many it's weird to just just have people say I'll pick one out pick one out um darkwood um let's see dead space dead space to yes uh Deus Ex human revolution series you just run through them yeah pretty much did it at the original sin one and two uh doom uh oh don't uh dragon age origins that's some good shit that stuff is great oh echo uh dying light enter the gungeon portal and portal to uh portal and portal to I'd recommend the evil within to as well that was fun adventure um fall out for with mods is super fun I really liked far cry 5 um you get new dawn if you like far cry 5 uh garfield cart of course can't forget garfield part it's so great it's amazing wonderful um hellblade said it was sacrifice one of my favorite game um I think the metal slug games are on steam get those if you haven't played them yet retro arcade game um islanders islanders is a good puzzle game it's very very super chill max pain 3 good action shooter a lot of story in it though um a plague tale innocence that's good 50 story fun to play through yeah um shadow warrior and shadow warrior 2 those are good I like those oh stanley parable if you haven't played stanley parable you need to that's a fun one yeah yeah the more games you've played the better the standy stanley parable would be um stardew valley is a really fun game really fun farm kind of game really enjoy that a lot of stuff to do the swapper cool puzzle game um yeah what's your 3 we'll try and refer to this point in this video whatever so we'll ask this in future what happened to the old order hmm oh it's you know we don't talk about it anymore we're moving forward think about future time to break free um yeah lots of games to check out you'll never be you'll never be done you know we'll keep coming happy anniversary thanks for all the amazing content over the past couple of years ooh you are very welcome absolutely that one's blank sometimes the cows from minecraft sound like they are saying no no maybe they are you don't know they could be they could be uh thanks for everything guys you're a silver lining in the bleak timeline and change the way I evaluate storytelling for the better oh good wonderful looking at stuff so the next like three fights I've used this one move from had hard and obliterate the enemy team every time I think something's wrong well if that's being wrong then I don't want to be right it's one of those awkward you're just like oh yeah everything's working fine thank you game oh yeah this is just as intended this is what we meant this is definitely what we meant we literally just had it so that I cast the spell hit for 5k and then it was the orcs turn and he took 3k damage from the flames and then died before before he even gets to attack that's 8k just for everybody on the enemy it costs like 200 mana but who cares it kills the enemy team I kind of want had hard to go first every turn now just to fuck them up a worthy exchange yeah get that burn damage in and it attacks all enemies like I think it can hit them no matter where they are like they could you know when you have like archers up on like different walls and stuff I think it just works anyway kind of amazing um thanks for everything you guys oh wait I read that one Lyanna Kay versus Jim Stirling over Abbey's muscles somehow I doubt Jim Stirling will be able to survive that one I don't even have to know who he's up against do we have an argument yeah his argument assuming even if he and if he did he'd say his own argument doesn't matter so it's like well well there's already resorts to eventually it's a game you know that's what like his final argument is which wow congrats on 100 you massive thoughts on has been hotel also high rags hello I have not seen has been hotel nice oh have I so good good things though yeah I've heard it's all right heard it's okay so apparently a lot of people really like it I've seen the characters so I know what you're talking about about so people like it hey it's good a gas mask guy in there so that's a plus oh my god that's how you know it's a good show it's a long one so against four dudes I use like one which way of a head holds 10 finally is here we go some of the volcano he's sending a giant fire up into the sky clam clam slam but yeah it's going to clam back down hit some more for 5k will they all die two of them are dead three of them are dead last one's alive oh and he burned to death yeah this is happening I've leveled him even as well not even like focused on his spirit damage so I don't even I don't know buddy I feel like if you were to level the spirit damage this would be doing even more and at that point you know I'm not one to complain about being overpowered but I mean something appears to be up maybe it's a particular belt buckle I started wearing you know how that happens right you pick up a belt buckle and you're like oh this is neat and then suddenly you're like destroying everybody's lives you pick up a belt buckle which as we know has a lot of defensive capabilities makes you just take less damage in general and there we go okay sweet I've been a fan since EFAP2 you've all been a light in my life ever since thank you for allotism here's to 100 more hail the long second one was stop complaining about plot holes I think right stop complaining about plot holes the timing on that was like perfect because I think the video came out and I was like oh my god we should stream talking about this and I feel like that one was like the birth of the format and the previous one was the birth of like just the concept of coverage and the jokes and the memes and stuff because the plot holes one was a long man and we made enemies straight away how wonderful is that yay Patrick was not a fan not a lot of people weren't a fan of that dumb video yeah I mean I think that's how we met CJ was he was not a fan of that video yeah that might have been I know he did a response to it yeah do do do do happy 100 everyone glad to see you made it so far thank you for being yourselves in the current year it's truly refreshing yeah I mean why the fuck not we can get right along just chatting about some other things in the in the crazy thing that is life some chibbity a little support for 100 e-faps of responding to bad takes memes and general funtisms here's to 100 more you know every time someone says here's to 100 more that adds 100 on to our expected list that's how it works oh I shudder to think of what we're at now definitely cleared a thousand as a as a noble I am offended that Jim is culturally appropriating my culture yeah it's kind of messed up oh I just did the magical move and it didn't kill them all I think it's because I didn't do company of might first so there you go it's not an incredibly destructive move as long as I don't get to power it up first it's like Pokemon where they do charging for one turn though I still think I'm gonna win it's going to happen it didn't let me send a message from a first donation so here's another shot thank you guys for getting me through flight training a move half a deployment here's to getting me through another half a deployment also high rags oh hello and hey always happy to help happy to know people are using us to get through their work day kind of thing I like to hear and good luck of course I listen to him myself people complaining about Abby is funny when I have an X with her name also tell Theo that philosophy is unstraight philosophy is gay it is the big gay I will give you that it is the big gay not always bad to have a slice of gay in your life yeah it's good to try it out you don't know if you're gay or not you're Schrodinger is gay um Abby is like filler episodes in anime boring nobody wants it it's an empty of content had nothing to do with the main story you can skip it without losing anything important I don't know about the last two I'm not sure how you'd say isn't the whole problem is all about her in the game yeah like I agree nobody wants her people don't like her but yeah she's very important to the story she does the thing to Joel and it makes everybody sad yeah happy anniversary you celestial masses have some rhino milk on me ooh I hope it's the pristine rhino milk don't get enough of that around these parts you know shad speaks truth equals banished that could be about a lot of different things I can't believe a terrible movie led to a hundred episode podcast that kills art the podcast that kills art congrats yeah we've killed so much art it's really cool it's kind of strange that there's any left because man after a hundred episodes how much art could there be it just keeps it's like bunnies the art just keeps getting around all over the place keeps making more everyone can make it these days everybody could just crap stuff out and ooh it's art look it's a broom rise of sky walkers it's not art though it's like yeah it is 4x3 black and white picture of a lawn chair ooh in fairness that means a lot more to me than rise of sky walker does yeah at least the lawn chair implies some kind of rest some kind of break from this nonsense happy second anniversary question what do you think of mad max fury road personally I think it's heavily overrated and I really don't like it I remember liking it I've only seen it the once but I remember liking it it's not superficial but visually I love it the all the stunts and special effects fucking great the music is awesome the storyline is not too good and I would recommend er's video it's it's one of them videos that I watched I was like oh yeah I didn't think about all of those things damn I was just enjoying the spectacle which mad max is quite the spectacle you have a guy with a guitar shooting flames in a car chase you're like yeah that's probably probably something going on it's not quite hardcore henry but it's kind of like it which we can say by the way they will have known that we've seen hardcore henry by the time this comes out ooh yeah we saw hardcore henry I hope you guys enjoyed the hardcore henry thingy that we did that was recorded before efab 100 so yeah I will admit it rags and I have been lying to you about having seen it we have been keeping certain truths hidden from you we have admitted clarity the truth is oh now it's out there so yeah I say that as if we just gave it away it's like well the video probably did I guess that's a bit of a clue I will say a clue and claw in the show naked and afraid the really buff guy always lose because they can't get enough calories always lose like they give up well I guess they can't they can't get themselves enough food to sustain their body because they're so big that doesn't mean what is the goal of naked and afraid I've not actually seen it is it to survive on an island or something I don't know maybe the goal is to obtain some proper attire and to no longer be a it would be interesting if like you send a survivalist expert and they go on that show and they just obliterate all the competition they build themselves like a mansion out of twigs a mansion of twigs don't say it's not possible it is mansion of twigs eFap anniversary stream is a wonderful birthday gift for me thanks for rolling on everybody it's crazy how many birthdays that end up happening on eFaps but then again it's what for every 365 people on average we should get one birthday so we have a deep amount of viewers so I suppose that makes sense happy birthday to all those who have experienced birthdays that's the broadest message I can give that covers it all right happy birthday to those birthdays Abby was eating a lot of bigot sandwiches to maintain those gains I hope Tonal makes a bigot sandwich yes el sandwich de bigut yes so much to work with all we know is that it definitely has steak but he could do whatever he wants add some stuff make the steak in a particular way it was interesting to get that backstory on the cooking part of like you know getting everything to work you did it with venison first and the battery ran out and stuff you always have to wonder with behind the scenes stuff is what we got what we got because it was what was planned or because that's the only choice they had who knows bigot sandwiches congrats on 100 I was here also high rags hello I'm glad you were here Leanna Kay has done a detailed explanation on why Abby is unrealistic an unrealistic composite character face does not fit muscles abs or mocap actor high jigs jigs so this is what I mean with the whole you don't go into any depth at all and people raise eyebrows you go into some depth and you might be able to explain away some stuff and then you go into super depth and none of it works so it happens with a lot of stuff and I just yeah I'm not too interested in all of it I just I am tired of people being like it makes sense and you just bigoted it's like oh no it doesn't actually but okay of course that's that's the height of discussion these days that's why it was fun to music about the criticism you talk about shit for 10 hours everyone else talks about it for like 5 seconds go fucking watch them who else does what we do who else is like hey you know this one argument break it down and talk about each of the parts because of course there will be people doing that too it's just that I don't see why it's complain worthy to have the full spectrum of options on the internet I say that who knows there may be a podcast one day so for 100 hours a piece you know every episode is 100 hours and they do an episode a day they have a whole team I guess they have overlapping streams that they're running the view is like how do we how does this work and you have to watch all of them otherwise you don't truth had I'll be pretty crazy because you actually wouldn't be able to watch all of it not possible um here for another year of massive don loving batwoman watching expectations subverting high ragging long man batting nonsensical quoting spider future telling and a million other meme having year of great content from you high ragging wow that was a nice little sentence and yes I am in for that too it's gonna be great happy 100 long man and wags 100 happy 100 no he killed raw this is your fault baller wait who killed was it was it Joel why raw Joel what are you doing boy oh my we're against we got some wags now I wonder if hoth's ability will be able to knock them out or not I believe in you had horde oh my god it real triple credit on one of her three moves for 10k damage what is this game you never understand what talking about unbalanced one of the orcs just cast a move called morgle mirror and what it does is reflect the damage you deal back on to you and it works on the entire enemy team like one move the entire and it's just like fuck okay suddenly that's a thing I guess oh I just did the wrong move alright we'll be fine we'll be fine no one can point missed the first 25 minutes because of me internet but now it's fixed I hope thanks for everything and happy second anniversary um so we're nearly two hours on this catch up apparently we're 25 minutes into e-fab 100 oh boy alright so if we're if it takes two hours for us to do 25 minutes of catch up that means that if the stream is 30 hours oh no moller like we've got a problem well like mathematically speaking two times 15 or 15 times yeah though that makes sense right because we're through we've done two hours 20 oh wait so 25 is times by four times by 30 you're times 20 by four yeah to make the oh sorry times by it'll be two point just do two yeah just just just try to make it easy let's do two so let me click on my calculator so so that's 60 so it's 120 hours worth of catch up that we might have to be doing here I'm sure this is just the initial blast of super chats you know it's gonna be that once we get to like the midpoint of any of these three streams it'll have calmed down maybe because this means that we're doing basically four hours of stream catch up for one hour of super chat or one hour of stream maybe you're right maybe this current trend doesn't continue forward well this is by the way I don't know if we mentioned it this is why we did this one offline because don't know if we can even match the cap ultimately on this one and I could stitch them together and there's a lot there's a lot so making sure we get through them you know that's the goal there the people who give super chats up until EFAP like 101 102, 103, 104 they're still going to be waiting so that the EFAP 100 super chats get rid I'm sure we'll be alright if we do this in chunks over the next two weeks because we don't plan to do another episode if we do this in chunks over the next two weeks we might be gonna be in super chat easy absolutely gonna nail it um happy second anniversary thank you guys and your guests for hours of laughter and entertainment you make my work more fun also jesk rags I don't know how to pronounce that for sure oh jesk c-z-e s with a accent and c with an accent rags that's probably what it is it means hello I guess in Polish or the language I'm guessing it's Polish yeah probably or Czechoslovakian Czechoslovakia or unberfliten that's another one most people don't know about it um thank you guys for filling a void in my life can't give much since I'm a failed artist because of a weird eye condition working in fast food but here's my many thanks love you all thanks oh hello hello there thanks for watching even if you have a weird eye condition go nuts do all of the things an egotist has a weird eye condition I get it you know thank you very much of course congratulations on one year and 100 episodes these podcasts are amazing aww that was from the dawn apparently I'm I'm so glad he watches this very kind of him I can't wait for you to say the things we tell you to say been here since before eFap and the tonal Bilbo fiasco congrats on 100 episodes muesli major respect to you and your fellow ewoks hi wags hi sorry it said hi rags I'm just so familiar oh cool don't want to get that wrong I understand why you covered Jim Stirling so rarely yeah it's a little bit cancerous isn't it also not to say this doesn't happen with other creators but man does he think he's right with the many shitty arguments he brings to the table which can be a little annoying but hey because you know to an extent you can say that about us you can say that about a lot of people that get covered but the interesting thing with Jim is that you can present to him that he is argued against his own point and I don't even know that he's realized I wonder if his editor realized because I don't think he edits those videos when the editor was like hey Jim you do kind of do this and then you do this I don't know put the video out okay yeah I'll do that no problem old guy old girl I don't know who's editing I wouldn't want to assume editress or a robot yeah editor and editress that's how you have to say it right editress yeah like an actress or a stewardess editress or a dishwasher that is flumped oh wait because what's the male vision for dishwasher dishwashman well you can have a guy who's a male stay at home mom oh yeah there you go and you could have a fire man woman that's how they say it right I still think I've never seen a fireman fireman woman it's just like one of those like mankind things oh they hate mankind they're trying to get rid of that one too can't have mankind even though everyone knows it refers to humanity human oh no oh the hue woman have you seen the future robber it's like a after credits joke in future drama where they're doing a play on um oh you know the spooky old show I'm blanking on his name there's like a series of sort of short stories that are always like sci-fi or like twilight zone that's it I was gonna say beyond belief factor fiction so they're doing I can make fun of that and we saw an e-fat meme version with Joel but in the future drama vision there's like a scientist who's like I'm going to pour all of the evil things in the world into a potion put that into the computer and create the most evil creature to ever exist and like it zaps electricity and smoke everywhere and then it opens up and a guy steps out the guy just says turns out it's bad that it ends it's like the shittiest joke ever but see now I'm offended because he must have men all of men and not all of women oh so yeah apparently men are just straight up evil now are we ok now whenever they say the most dangerous animal is man then yeah now it's you too now you're in yo you're looped in with all that stuff I hope you're happy mm-hmm boop boop boop oh there long man and rags doggo and fellow spoiled masters been watching everything since efab 5 thank you all for the days of entertainment and fun memes good luck for the next 100 episodes oh thank you thank youeleri 5 he's won a piece o g well yeah we had them a few now one of them say look started to want them said they were there before before it started super ro-gee o g review have no squall miller This one just says please stop him. I think that's about Jim Stirling. This one says all the funny fat people are dead. There's gotta be a few, you know, lighter add. Some funny fat people left around, I'm sure of it. Congrats on 100. I hope I never have to hear Jim Stirling moaning again. Hi rags. Hello. I am a professional actor slash writer who teaches screen acting. The discussions of this wonderful podcast have greatly helped me improve my work and my lessons. Congrats on 100. Stay long, everyone, and thanks. Oh, that's great to hear. Change in the world. That's pretty amazing. Our wisdom will be passed down. We are subverting the education system. Yay. And we are going to, we're going to indoctrinate all the youths with the evils of objectivity. We're coming for your feelings and we're not leaving until we have them all. We won't stop until every last shred of art has been destroyed. Just stabbing art over and over again until it bleeds. Jim Stirling, go ahead. Well, I was going to say speaking of dabbing until it bleeds. Oh. I need to use the restroom over right back. Oh, no. I don't actually dab until I bleed in the back. That's kind of what you do with hammers and stuff when you're finding someone you dab until they bleed. I guess so. Kind of. I don't know. I'll be right. All right. In the meantime, I'm just going to play this for the rings. Third H hammer in that chest. Congratulating myself has had a hot for winning. Seriously, guys, if you've been watching this, like the fucking that move. Once it powers up from your company of might from Barathor. By the way, I thought company of might only applied to physical attacks, not spirit ones. So I'm going to read that next time. So I guess it just empowers all party moves. And that means lots of shit happens. Crazy, crazy shit. Let's let's try it out again. Shall we? Because right now I need the moves to go Barathor had hard just straight away. We can basically knock out everybody. Oh, because I know that as Israel, you unlock a super move like that soon as well. Double attack associated with an AP cost. What is the double four? Is it axe, craft or spirit powers? Because if it was spirit powers, we had to do two flame of ruin. Flames of ruin. See, because flames of ruin is not going to kill them this time around. It's going to do a lot of damage. But it's because it's not powered up by company of might. Which is something I didn't even, like I said, realize the thing in the river. But yeah, we'll check it in a second. I wonder if boosting spirit as Barathor increases the multiplier on company of might. Or if it's just flat. Dude. That one is dead. I think they're still on fire as well. They don't look it right now, but as soon as it shows us the gameplay options, I think they'll just be flaming. Morgoblades. Morgoblades. Let me see Morgoblades. What about Morgoblapers? Nah, that doesn't sound like it's a fast track to the Great Havens. Not stinky. Morgoblapers? It also makes the game lag, so I'm not okay with Morgoblapers. I give it a thumbs down. Much like Commodus did. In Gladiator, for certain things. Alright. Increase all attack damage to the party. Yeah, I guess so. Alright, Guardian targeted. Jim Sterling objectively needs Jesus. I don't think Jesus can help him. Oh man. Oh, rip that. I don't get it. Jim dresses like a total Ponce even when he's not doing the white face. Why does he assume his white face persona is anything but cringe? I think he hopes it's self-aware cringe. I guess. Is it really comfortable to look at? Oh, yeah, sure. Here's some money for the many hours of entertainment. Believe me, eFab has gotten me through some rough days. Also, your critiques are poor. Oh, whoa. Calm down. Poor critiques can get one through rough days. Also, your critiques are poor. Grats on 100, my massives. Sadly, I came in to see Diabetes's wife's climax, but I'll try to enjoy the rest. Yeah, do you remember that part of the video where he was making noises that were spooky? Yeah. Also, just to give you an idea of how long this game is, we went from 56% at the beginning of the stream. How much do you think we're at now? 57. 56. Wow. I guess you haven't hit the trade-off area. You haven't hit the... We'll jump a couple percentage points. The line where it all of a sudden starts measuring. Right now we're just battling floops. I guess it's elitist for me to say Monster Hunter World may be great, but it's just not for me. No, it's not elitist. Yeah, it's the opposite. That's like saying, yeah, everybody is welcome to do whatever. It's just not some of the appeals to me, which happens for a lot of stuff. Totally cool. Happy 100, eFab Crew. I'm glad two have been here since the rotting watermelon unleashed its unbridled rage. Hey, Jim Stirling sweats butter. That's nasty. I feel like if you had Movie Bob and Clown Stirling on your side of the field and used a polymerization... Card, you'd get what Jay would look like in five years. Oh my goodness. Polymerization. I'm assuming that's transformed. Is it? Yeah, you fused two monsters together to make a special Nixie monster. I wouldn't want to mix Jim and Bob. I feel like that'll be the eFab 1000 enemy. Yeah, I think it's polymerization. You can make a fusion creature. Bejlorb. Hello to all the Molo Rags and eFab Crew as a group and individually. Thank you for providing enjoyable content and I hope you get to do more. Me too. Just give us Batman Woman Season 2, do it. Do it. Congrats on the big triple digits, you glorious massives. Random classic game suggestions. Persona 3, Time Splitters Future Perfect, and Devil May Cry 3. All have superbly solid story characters and combat. Hi Rags. Hello. Yeah, I mean, if they succeed in those elements, they'd definitely be good suggestions. Happy 102 Massives. Since you've been entertaining me for two years, I decided to send some dough your way. Don Bless. Thank you very much. Counting Molo's avatar changes equals new eFab minigame. Yeah, I think I clocked in on 180 something. Not as many as I wanted, but you know, there are limits on Discord. Oh, maybe next time. Recently finished DAO. DAO. DAO. Dastardly Anus. Dungeon and... Ostrich. Ostrich. Recently finished Dungeon and Ostrich and loved it. Took about three months and it's the first game I've ever played. Oh, Dragon Age Origin? That's it. There we go. We did it. But yeah, I mean, first game we've ever played. Nice. Interesting. That's a hell of a way to start off. That is not an easy game. Dragon Age Origins is... It is not easy. So congrats to beating it. Thanks Massive for sparking my interest in video games and broadening my appreciation for storytelling. Aw. No problemo. There are many things Jim is wrong about, but corporations shitting up video games is the area where he's been consistently right for years. He's a good little tattletale on corporations for doing really noisy shit, and I appreciate him for that. Don't agree with him on everything. I feel like he sometimes goes a little too far. Do you remember when he and Talbis get disagreed on Overwatch? It was like the microtransactions in that. I can't remember what the argument was, but I remember agreeing with Talbis on it. I think it was to do... Probably that. Probably that they're fine. Because they don't affect gameplay, and you get all the updates and holiday stuff for free. You never have to buy anything else for the game. And the loot boxes are completely optional. Dude, the flames are a ruin thing. It burns for at least four turns. Geez. That's weird that they're still alive after that point. I know. I hadn't given it the damage boost, I think that's why. So you can boost the flame damage? Yes. I'm thinking about it. Can I do that with equipment? Let's get some damage boosting shit. Oh my god. Cracked elf... these are the ones. Go away elf stones. No one likes you. Unless you're the ones I want. Alright. Polished it. No one likes you. Unless you're the one. I like to want... Bum. There you go. Increase all spirit power damage. Lower users HP and AP. Eh, who cares? Oh wait, how do I undo these? Aha. Oh yeah. Let's get spirit enhancement. Cracked elf stone of spirit enhancement. Can I apply that as well? Okay. Stone allows the learning of light crafting skills. Increases defense. Increases defense. Increases defense. Increase defense. Increase defense. Increase action point values. Increase resistance to shadow. Resistance. Resistance. Action point value. Health value. Okay. Well. I guess we'll just get AP boosts. Armour values. You know, I've never really paid attention to these because I've never had to. Yeah. It's just funny now that I'm like, oh yeah. Let's do it. Increase my spirit damage because he's already dominating with it. Yeah. Beautiful. Hmm. Who do... Congratulations on 100 guys. He has to 100 more in the future. And also high rags. Oh, hello. There you go. That's another 100. Because I know that all of these messages, they were... They knew about each other. But they... They're not like repeating. They're just adding on. That works. Just wanted to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you. Oh. Yay. I know it's these refer-ons. I understand the refer-ons. Look out James Moore. I'm going to give you a run for your money, pun intended. Also, happy... Happy 100 episodes, guys. I've been a big fan of your show ever since it began. So what is everyone's objective views on the Disney film Dinosaur 2001? It's been a long time since I've seen it, so I'd have to re-watch it. All I remember is there's an egg. I don't know. An egg? There's an egg? Yeah. I think... Isn't it like an egg that gets lost or something, and that's the dinosaur? At the very beginning, I think. Yeah. That's like the opening sequence is the egg flowing away from its parents. And it gets picked up by a dinosaur and dropped, and then falls in the water. And then it goes down the river, and then it lands someplace. And yeah, that's the opening sequence. I remember that. There you go. There was the main character. His name was Alidar. He lived with a bunch of lemurs, essentially. I don't know if they were around at the time. I don't know if that's accurate. They're essentially lemurs. They raise him. He's upset because there ain't no one like him. He's never going to get to smash some dinosaur puss, because he's the only dinosaur on the island where the lemurs live. He's like, man, I... Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. That's what he says. He doesn't say that. I wish he said that. I wish he said that. That would be very unusual for a dinosaur surrounded by monkeys, to say. Always. But yeah, then the meteor hits, and it fucks up the island, and everyone dies, except for four of them. They have to go on a journey to find a good place. It's basically the land before time, just a little more CGI-y. Yeah, I don't really remember much else about it, but... You know, I hope it's good shit. I think I enjoyed it. Yeah. I think I liked it when I was a kid. That's pretty sure I liked it. I think my siblings liked it more than me. They wanted to watch it more than I did, generally. I had hot... Uh-huh. Fraggs. I need help. Okay, so... No, you don't. You probably don't. I was dealing 5k with that attack, all right? And then 2-3k flame damage. That's what it was. And as you've been noting, oh, I've noted, it's been dominating. I added those spirit-boosting gems. Do you want to know how much it's doing now? Ah, how much? 15k with 5k bin. 15? 5k bin. What the fuck? I don't understand how I'm going to be beaten. It triples the damage. So now I'm going to equip all of my characters with the correct fucking elf stones, because apparently they're incredibly overpowered. The cold elf stones. Well, remember when I said one of my pet peeves in games is when they say it increases something by an amount, but it doesn't tell you how much? This is why. I didn't care until I realized it was, like, a billion. It was like, oh. Yeah, like, it's the difference between having it be, oh, well, you know, it increases it by 5%, 10%. No, 300% damage. Fucking hell. Defense against, I want attack, damage increase, gimme. Piercing defense, armor enhancement, shadow protection, fire protection, water protection. Ew, where's my attack shit? Hmm. Alright, well, with idril I can soon get it going. Crazy shit. Um, oh yeah, of course. Um, also, also, as I've said in my previous comments, I will fight you mooples on the Lost World quality one day. So when the third Jurassic Tism comes out, Rags and I will probably rewatch the Jurassic franchise ahead of time, because I'm a big fan of the first one and I kind of hate the rest of them, and so we can go over them, and then we can have a little chat quick about how the Lost World is one that people try to remember as the good one, but it's not. A girl beats the Velociraptor with gymnastics rags, okay? Okay. It's amazing. She spins around and kicks that fucking Velociraptor. Not so clever now, are ya? Yeah. Clever girl. That was awesome in the first one. It's such a nice little subversion, the hunter getting outclassed by the dinosaurs in the jungle, because he was cool. Muldoon. What a neat hunter name. Blunt defense, slashing defense. Fuck it, we'll just throw him on, because I don't really know what else to really use here. Boom, boom, boom. I love that Hathod is just, he's just the goat, right? The greatest of all time. Ain't nobody stopping him now. Don't stop me now. I'm having such a good time. Polished? Yeah, we want polished ones, cracked ones are gay. Armor enhancement? Yes, please. Piercing defense? Yes, please. He's, uh, he's in drill. Spirit enhancement, slashing defense. Let's just trade it for a polished. Boom, alright. Um, do-do-do-do. Yeah, thank you very much. Very kind. Donaciones, and, um, yeah. Uh, uh, Jurassic Tism's one day, for sure. Happa sounds like Weekend Warrior putting on an Indian accent. Oh! No, you. That's offensive, probably. I will have to tell all of the people about it. Ew, we haven't seen Appa Ben since, uh, ages ago, uh, in EFAP lore. Yeah, it has been a long time since we've, uh, seen him. Crazy. Happy 100th EFAP, planning to read the Berserk manga soon? You would be surprised how different it is compared to its anime. Also, hi, Rex. Yeah, I imagine I'd be shocked. Um, I've been told it's very, very good. I, uh, have not read it myself, and don't really intend to, but I don't see why not one day. Good old manga. Mange. Mood and gay. I can't say Mange, it's Mange. Oh my god, there's a big door that I can't go through. That's bad, bad game design. Long time fan. First Super Chatter, thank you Massives for the excellent times. Here's some, oh, excellent times. Here's some Shekels to 100 more episodes. Thank you very much. Les Chanclers. Les Chagulans. Les Chanclers. Waiting for TFA Part 4 and Batwoman Episode 19. Well, uh, Batwoman Episode 19 will have been aired before this comes out, so... I hope you enjoyed it. At least, uh, the... the reaction to it. Yes, of course. I do not know that you would enjoy, um, the fucking episode on its own, you know, the fucking shit. What was 19? I think it was when, uh, the asylum burns down. It was bad. We don't like asylums burning down. Asylums are cool, leave them alone, you know? That's how I feel. He throws, um, mouse's face in the fire for no reason. It's just like, it's over, lose the face. Like, he could totally have used that, okay? Um, happy birthday and thanks for the good content. Yay! Was it your birthday ranks? They might be referring to, um... That other one? Yeah. Thank God. Birthday man! Also, it's consistent. It just did nearly 16k to all the four enemies. I... Holy fuck. Yeah. I don't really know what to do or say about this. I just feel like I've won. And I can cast it multiple times. It costs me, um... What do you mean multiple times? Like, it costs me just under a quarter of my mana as a whole from Hathod. So I can keep, every time it's my turn, I can deal 15k damage. Pretty nuts, yo. Mm-hmm. Uh, the super sticker, thank you. Here's to 100 more episodes. I love all you massives. All hail the long man. Thank you very much. My first super chat. EFAP always brings me joy. Love you guys. May the dawn bless you with all the Rhino milk. And here's to another 100 EFAPs. Hi, Raghu. Oh, hello. Yeah, thank you once again. Another 100? Um... There's only one Lord of the Massives. Only one. He does not share power. That was from Bill Balf Baghole. Bill Balf Baghole. I love it. I love Bill Balf... Bill Balf Baghole. Yeah, I might write that one down to pop it into, um... a gadelb. Bill Balf Baghole is just... yep. That's glorious right there. All right, I just completed, like, a quest line, so please give me a percentage point game. Do it. Oh, we just went from 56 to 59. That's it. Yeah, there you go. See, it has to hit that point in the game, that little invisible line. And it says, oh, you're here. Now you're at 59. No marks along the way. Nope. Um... I've only been a massive since Adam and Sitch, and I've desperately tried to catch up on all the Tism since. Happy 100. Oh, I guess they came from the Adam and Sitch podcast that they're doing. They're on episode 100 soon. I wonder what they will be doing. You only have, like, 70,000 hours of content to get through. Not 4 billion. Yeah. Happy EFAP 100, everyone. Thank you for our remarks. Hope you enjoy. Would enjoy it rather. Happy anniversary. Always look forward to your podcasts and content. Here's to another year. Yay. Hey, Mola, recite this line in your best Count Dooku impression. I've been looking forward to this. Also, what's up, rags? Oh, just, you know, hanging out, catching up with super chats, seeing what all the good people have to say, answering questions. Things are going well. And they are in game, too. Just cast that one spell on the beginning of a fight, and all four enemies are dead. Wow. Just, yeah. I'm not a surprise considering that was almost happening before my damage got tripled. So what that one guy said in EFAP 100 about all the fights and Lord of the Rings being inconsequential and redundant, it's becoming true. Yes. All they needed, I mean, at this point, Hathawd is so much better than Gimli. Gimli doesn't even come close, I'm sorry. Hathawd is the boss. Can Gimli summon a volcano? Yes or no? The answer is no. Yeah, every turn, I'm just going to do company might, and then explosion time. Even against two people this time, guys, it doesn't really matter even if it's one. It's a better move against one person than it is with any other move. It does 20k, like 15, and then 5k damage every turn. Pretty nuts. One of my best moves from any other characters barely does 5k. Like, it's insane. Axel Rose on high su... Oh, Axel Rose on high? Axel Rose is... Guns and Roses, right? There's a super sticker. Thank you. Also, high rags, UwU. Oh, hello. I miss being at the start, so I'll just watch it next week when you're done. Happy 100th EFAP, and here's to 1000 more. 1000 more? Damn, you just extended that counter. Indubitably. Just going to keep going, you see. Good luck with the 24 hours. We did 30. That's, like, 6 more. Sterling is Diabeto type 2. There's Lorda connects them, you see. Because he's the second one, yeah. Lookup Cabinary. Yukina, Sun, Releasing Pressure Limits for a better example of a muscular girl in a post-apocalypse. The whole argument that we hate strong women is dumb. People love Urza in Fairy Tale. I don't know who either of those are. I'm a lover, yeah. Congrats on 100 episodes for pausing every frame. I know. How did we do it despite pausing every frame? I don't know. How come Hathor doesn't have a turn yet? That's the only way the enemy's going to win now is if he doesn't get a turn. Which is evil. In fact, I'm just going to put Or of the Valor on him to make sure. Do you think it would be cool if Bran had warged into one of the dragons in Game of Thrones? Can he do that? I don't think they have a... I don't think we have a confirm? I can't remember if we confirm it or not. You can warg into like a... into crows. That's close to a dragon, right? Lane. You can do it to Hodor. I think they argue because Hodor's really stupid though. He's like a beast with his stupidity. Which is pretty mean. He probably does chess club. He probably does all kinds of things. Yeah. I think it would have been better... Secretly the smartest character in the series. I think it would have been better if Abbey was a... a athletically fit like a track runner or a swimmer instead of a bodybuilder. Absolutely. I think so too. I don't know why they didn't. No, not Abbey. Joel equals downfall of gaming. No Joel, no. Why? Joel, why'd you have to ruin everything? Why'd you have to ruin video games? You know men aren't allowed to be in video games. Wait, didn't... Didn't Trump put that into a policy recently? Remember that meme we saw? He did, yeah, because he was watching our podcast and so... In reaction to all those things? Oh, now I can tell where we are. Yes, for Christmas. Destroy the Halloweeders. Yeah. Those Halloweeders didn't know it hit them. I think it was mean, it was rude, and you know... 100% true. Many of the Halloweed stations have recently condemned the actions of the rogue Shad. The Shad Shad. Been here since EFAP 5. Absolutely love you massives. Praise the dawn. Hail the cosmic chicken. Best wishes to Wolfe and high rags. Hello. And of course, hello Mewbslee. Hello there. Praise Shad, amen, brother. Mola, kindly ed, Shad rightly. Hey, hey, everyone's allowed their Christmas opinions, okay? Yeah. Christmas 2020. Wait, Christmas is going to be President? I'm not against it. Christmas is going to be President Christmas? Yeah, I feel like the world might get a bit more festive, so that could be fun. Zombie Jesus. Yay. Preacher Shad, tell us more of the good word. Motif Shad, Mola. Motif him? What does that mean? Motif him? I don't know, actually. I don't actually know. Damn, Shad, did Halloween kill your family? Why? Some people's baby. Halloween is a Skelloman running around. Also, yeah, so a match just died between me against like just two things. Hathaw did that move, they both died, and then like a three more respawned. I'm just going to get Hathaw to do the move again, they'll all die. It's going to be great. Shad, I'm going to siege your castles when they're done. Hashtag Halloweeners. Oh my God, the Halloweeners are planning something against his castles. Drop to no good, those Halloweeners. I think you'll be alright if you have matriculations, right? You'll be okay. I'm going to save this for later, but thanks for all the tisms and memes. High rags and Halloween for the win. Hello! Except Christmas is better. I mean, once you knock out Halloween, it's a superior choice, sure. To ToneLoke, if present, I'm massively looking forward to your next food video. Never stop being awesome. Also, high rags, kick J. Yeah, he got him. He gets it on Twitter quite a bit still. ToneLoke, lots of comments basically of people being like, please, when's the next thing? Do it. And I really hope he's motivated to carry on. Because there are a lot of cookie channels, but I feel like he's got something unique going. Shad, Halloween killed my father, prepare to die. Christmas has more anime diddies than Halloween. Christmas is peak dating content in Japan. Halloween is pretty much just YumiNeko, and that's it. Yeah, I mean, all fans of anime, you're welcome to choose Christmas. Go for it. I don't know about the anime appeal of Halloween. You know, I am not understanding of that one. Also, why isn't it Hathod's turn? Fuck. What is the point of anyone doing anything other than Hathod? Peace on Earth and good will to men, bitches. Here's a load of cash just for saying that oh my god, that was insane. So please make a bead of that. Oh, they already did. Oh, wow. Already? Yeah, I feel like we got a good format of release for all this stuff, because they would have seen part 3 of the stream and they would have seen us reacting to memes right after it. Separating out meme responses, super chat catch up, and the stream coverage itself. I think it works out. It's just funny how the evolution of the podcast, all those things were in one. It's just with more people watching and more of it getting sent in. It starts to get sectioned out more and more. And I suppose it works for everybody because it's some people who don't enjoy those sections and some people who do. It's like channel switching. Ooh. It works out wonderfully. I have a channel and I'm a switch. Wait a minute. Damn, Shad. Did Halloween kill your family? Several people are confused as to whether or not Halloween did kill his family. It's possible. No confirmation yet. This just says wholesome breasts. Oh, that sounds good. Yeah, I'm okay with that. You've made Australia proud. You absolute mad Shad. Give us some articulations, please. Happy 100 Massives. Christmas Tiggle Bitties are the best, by the way. Hmm. I mean, you don't even need the qualifier. You can just have the Tiggle Bitties, right? Tiggle Bitties. Tiggle Bitties are pretty nifty. Shad, your critiques of Halloween are poor. No, they're not. Yes, they are. You could easily have just traded the names. So that just means that other things are bad in the same way. Yeah, like Christmas? Nope. Completely different reasons why that's the best hauler. I mean, behind Halloween, I'm not even sure I'll give it to you, because we haven't really considered the others. We assume they have no competition. Yeah, St. Patrick's Day. Yes, St. Patrick's. Pretty good. Oh, sweet. They're giving me another character to use in this battle. I like how they give me Faramir as if it's like a huge benefit compared to having Hadhod. Yeah. You know the bonus characters that you get in these campaigns are supposed to be super overpowered compared to your classes, but I'm not feeling it with this one. They're doing all Faramir dirty. They're doing all Furma Murma. Alright, so let's test this out. He's doing like a boss fight, and he's got all his dudes. Luckily, the toon is giving me a Baroth Orpheus, so I can power up Hadhod, and now I'm going to use Flames of Ruin. Let's see if it does 15k to Gothmog. I doubt it. Because otherwise, this is seriously an exploit. Mewth. I did summon the Volcano still. Gothmog's not very good against Volcanoes, right? Well, this probably does shit all to the city. I have Sauron at least, right? Because he's like a fireman. I did 15k to Gothmog. Shit. Yeah, it killed all of his men. I'm guessing he's just going to resummon them, but I could just recast the move. This is so stupid. I don't even know what to say. Well, that one move just dealt 15k. The counterattack from Faramir does less than a thousand. Oh. It doesn't feel as effective anymore. Abby's breasts are not wholesome. Does she have any? I don't think so. I thought that was... Because I didn't quite get a look of the sex scene part, so I was busy getting Pippo in the way. But, yeah. Wow. Two years of EFAP. Love you, boys. We love you, Drew. Very, very friendly. Two years of effort being... Wait, what should I even... I don't even know what to do with my other characters anymore, because I just need to... wait, haste to the elves. Give that to... Give that to Hathor. I checked sad panda. Christmas has 59 pages of titties. Halloween only has 7. Oh, there you go. Hey, he summoned a whole bunch of new dudes and they get to go first. How's that fair? Shouldn't it take their turn to be summoned? I call bullshit. Because they're not resurrecting. They're literally coming out of the fog. I have a perfect mode, by the way. And I don't think it'll do as much damage as Hathor. With Faramir? Just the general perfect mode. You know when it summons an end that throws rocks at people? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So OP my team is. Well, Hathor is. Why isn't this game called Hathor? Hathor? Instead of Git, Got Milk, it's Hathor. I'm forgetting. Gothbog's on fire stills. Every turn he's going to be going down. This is crazy. If Abby looked like Gina Carano, no one would be complaining about her being strong. But they made it outright mannish and unrealistically buff. Yeah, it's really weird. Gina Carano's arms aren't lumpy with muscle. And they look as if they're about to burst out of themselves. It's weird. Also, I give Hathor to Hathor and it's still not his turn. I call bullshit. The game is trying to handicap you. It realizes what kind of power you possess. I do wonder if that's a thing. Let this go on. He hasn't had a turn since doing it and he's still not in the turn counter for the next six. That's unusual. That's kind of insane. Increased momentum for entire party. There you go. I've given him two attack speed boosts. You better give me more Hathor game. Rags, of course Halloween has more anime titties. Have you not heard of Monster Girls? No. I don't know what that is. I guess it's anime titties. I'm all a picture change. I would not recommend that. You might get murdered. Let's use perfect mode. I can't use perfect mode for some reason. The arrows double critical. Must have gone in like its eye. And then it turned around like an Australian arrow and then returned. Australian arrows are probably on fire too. And Mithril. Apparently in six turns now Hathor is going to get two turns. What's that about? It's like they're trying to balance it out. But they're not succeeding very well. I'll give myself some health. Is Abby conventionally attractive? No. She literally has masculine bone structure in her face. Especially her chin. That's why people thought she was a tranny. Oh my god. The way they had to separate it out. I imagine that's a naughty word from YouTube. Tranny. Stop casting dark waters. I don't even exactly know what it does. But I'm offended. Dwarf it. But yeah. This is what I mean. He even says in the video that he seems to condemn people for not being attracted to her. It's really weird. Yeah it is really odd. This super chat will be read on Super Chat catch up MCLXV1. Oh I. Sorry. FAPOP4. EFAP memes are crazy. Parasite is great. Hi rags. Hello. Hello. Hi there. Oh wait. I didn't get a double 10. They lied to me. Shoot some people. Oh man. Do you want to know how much his arrow attack does to an old compid hathods15k? It's not much. What? Parasite does like between 1 and 2k impid hathods15k across all enemies. I just think one of those is better. That's my opinion. I didn't check. Gothmog's health. I don't think he's doing well. What's more realistic? Haiti or Abbey? Haiti? I don't know that one. Can you spell that out? H-A-Y-D-E-E. Ooh I just realized I can get turns back from hathods15k. If he dies and I resurrect him it'll be his turn. Haiti is a it's that game kind of like it's that puzzle game where you play as a let me show you. She's just like extremely voluptuous with very big breasts um which by the way I'd fuck the shit out of Haiti. I ain't going anywhere near Abbey. Abbey might rip your head off. Someone made a mod where you can play as a Pikachu that's pretty cool. Wait so Haiti's a game is it what does it look like portally? Is it like a test room thing? It's a portal-esque game or as I'm aware. Oh wait do you just kill my whole team without me looking? That's not cool. Hour of Haiti. It's funny how I'm not even bothered by that because I know that I can win if I just pay attention next time. I gotta apply aura of the valetor. Good ol' Idril. So yeah as much as I can deal 15k with 5k spamming onto it when you deal with someone who has a billion health it still takes you know at least 10 turns to kill him. Yeah. They become inconvenience those uh... I mean it's one of those I just gotta keep applying resurrection. My bad. Sorry guys I wasn't looking. Also we have Spirit of Guahir that's um an option which is like the best perfect mod I think. So uh I'll be interested to try that too. Keep wiping out Gothmog's team and he keeps re-summoning them and it's like dude if you can summon infinite orcs in Orochi maybe just take over the whole world. I don't know maybe he maybe he's got his whole army from the game you just have to defeat them you know four at a time or something. That's a lot of fun. The body model for Abbey looks more attractive than Abbey does. There's some uncanny valley going on here. Abbey looks like a Nazi soldier number four. Number four. Four. I knew it. Specifically the fourth one. One down. One down. So yeah we came that close without using resurrectionisms. So that goes to show that Hathod is pretty neat. But it seems as though casting the spell does tell the game that you've taken a big turn or something. I don't know. Big turn. Moly thanks for hosting today's anniversary stream. Get some well deserved rest after this. You beautiful hate monger. Also salutations rags. Oh hello. Salutations. Yeah yeah. Yeah boy. I shame to say I got the Platinum Trophy for the last of us too. But I followed that with the Doom 2016 Plat. So at least I've recovered. Abbey, I'll leave you. Platinum Trophy means you get all the achievements. Yes. At least I believe so. Two spirit of Guahir. Guahir. It's like an eagle. Is that the eagle? So a big eagle rushes into him and says Oh well it's probably the eagle I'm guessing. Oh my god. Oh it does about an average of 4k more than Hathod's move does. Oh finally. A perfect mode that isn't rendered irrelevant by characters in normal attacks. Yay the peak of perfect mode is better than Hathod's move. Well we don't even know if this is the peak of perfect mode. True. Could be more. So I just started this fight and Gothmog is nearly half health already. Supposed to be like a fucking hard to beat dude but I say that I died to him but still you know. Allegedly. Allegedly. I'm not even casting resurrects yet. I'm just getting Hathod those bonus turns. Go Hathod. Go Hathod. Go Hathod. Have you seen upper echelon's video on the new card? I have not. No I haven't. I don't know what it entails. Yeah I'm not sure exactly what you are doing the referring to. Hopefully it's good. Hopefully he's good. Salutations Elragu. Oh salutations. Muscular Abbey is the hot Aunt May argument of the last of us to address the actual problems you discount movie bob hack. Oh like Aunt May being hot really isn't like but the same. Well I mean her being muscular you can definitely drive issues. For example her I was trying to explain that her whole gameplay revolves around that. Like trying to justify it because if she weren't if she was like a small you know average size girl just beating zombies to death I would be like wow I suppose it gets a little bit of leeway because of mechanics and stuff but still. Oh what a super chat to have just read out here you go hour one of thirty seven completed. That's what the super chat says. So now we have a really easy way of telling we're almost up to three hours recording and we did one hour. So it is just times it by three. Also my whole team is getting killed again because the enemies have infinite turns. That doesn't sound very fair. What breaks up the infinite turns is when I get a resurrection because it automatically gives you a go. Oh but yeah unless I get a turn still waiting. Oh no it's Gothmog again. Oh he missed. Oh Can I have a turn now game. Your turn manipulation. Wow. Well if we just don't give the player turns they can't use their OP ability. Like sir I think this is a bad way to go about balancing like no genius. No we made it this far with my balancing. Dammit we're going all the way. We'll see so the enemy team were like oh we've won now we just cast like seventeen goes we killed all of them except two that are on really low and then I used one to resurrect one and then another one to get a double turn to resurrect another one and put an auto resurrection on themselves. So now the enemy team are like oh well that didn't quite work out. I came here to say that Halloween is better but both are the e eFap word compared to Johannes. Midsummer for you derogatory word Americans hijay kick rags. What's Johannes. Johannes? I do not know this word. I agree with the first part but that second bit is confusing. Maybe it's something to do with Midsummer. I never saw that film. Yeah I didn't see that either. Alright. Hat Hot is alive again. Guess who's getting the flames are ruined. Thank you if I may a question for my horror film a demon grants you any wish after which she kills you what's your wish please discuss and hijrax. Wait demon grants you a wish then kills you? Yeah. Assuming that the spirit of the question means I can't say oh I wish I'm immortal or something like that. Alright. Which would really be kind of pointless I wish I could be killed so she tries to kill you and it doesn't do anything so. If I could save it for later on when I'm close to death I'd be like yeah kill me in exchange you know something generic like hopefully non backfiring where everybody gets to be a little happy in life. Are you cure all diseases? I suppose you might be considered selfish for not having done that on the spot no matter what age you are though. Yeah because between the time that you die of old age all the people who died of illnesses and stuff that sort of thing. Yeah that would be quite the moral quandary you've been like you're the only person who can do this this demon promises well I guess you need confirmation that demon is trustable like you know. It would probably be something like you know honestly I think I might do something along the lines if I wish I obviously I'd phrase it a certain way if it actually arose but something like faster than light travel or intergalactic travel for humanity renewable energy because well that would probably be a part of it like there would be the implications of having that technology would probably be something like an insanely powerful energy source but the ability for humans to travel throughout the galaxy and legitimately be able to get to new habitable worlds because curing diseases is very important all that stuff means a lot but if you're thinking long term for the human race without intergalactic travel potentially one day we might be in trouble and I don't even know if it's possible as far as we understand if there's a way for us to do it with any kind of reliability within our lifespans so if I could say hey could we use like I wish we could create portals that would take us to different planets and stuff like that I think that would be kind of like the saving grace for humanity is that even if we fuck up Earth we could go to other places and live there that sort of thing make us a legit intergalactic spacefaring civilization because I feel like if you go to anything too broad I wish everyone was happy forever it's a demon after all that's what I would probably some incredibly powerful technology that would allow us to go explore the galaxy yeee the final frontier even though there might be some more frontiers that we're just not aware of like the fourth dimension I maybe even the fifth one what about the sixth one oh that's the the band fifth dimension me oh sweet blindness only an hour late for EFAP must be my lucky day good luck on the inevitably long of the long streams lads high rags hello fuck I'm curious no wait don't do it yet alright we'll test it in a smaller scale one just caught up started around the rona high rags hello also mauler if you haven't already gadel brannagate's cut but it's just but it's not just for kids I mean I liked it from his ghostbusters video if you have ignore this and enjoy the money gadel brannagate cuts but it's not just for kids I mean I liked it oh I could pop that in if that's actually something you said but it's not just for kids I mean I like it it kind of goes in the face of the argument that they constantly throw out by star wars that you shouldn't like it this much it's for children what they're extremely inconsistent on basically every single thing that they say my god whoa came here to say that halloween is better but oh wait that's a different one also mauler if you haven't know I read that one too finally caught one live just found eFab about a month ago helped me get through some rough times I'm watching through them in chronological order currently on 23 but I had to stop in for the big 100 also high rags hello that's pretty neat people really do treat it like a narrative I hope it all you know stands the test of time the journey from 100 to 100 is just as enjoyable as was to take part in oh they killed hard hard mistake now I can resurrect him it'll be his turn this is one of the worst fucking fights in the entire game by the way they get like infinite turns the enemies and until they kill someone who has a resurrection on them I don't get to do anything and then I get to do like soul crushing shit to the enemy team soul crushing shit farmy is dead farmy is actually kind of useless at this point like he does very little damage like NPCs doing damage to NPCs I mean they use like Aragorn was pretty good I guess they're just like you fucking farmy is not gonna deal damage because he couldn't even couldn't even protect Oskilya that is mean but yeah hope you enjoy the journey molly needs advice it turns out I have a friend who's like jay but worse no lord of the rings no star wars no green mile no shoreshank no saving private ryan no the gray just nothing do I use a roof or a cliff hmm take them to the roof and offer to watch each of the movies if they refuse then um you know just edge them toward the edge of it and be like are you sure and eventually they will watch the films I promise I mean who wouldn't hello rags happy 100 hello thanks for showing up thanks for being a part of our our grand adventure yeah the last of us two cut away from hot lesbians sex versus heavy x o and well you know so people just have a preference I guess oh I beat Gothmog how about that it took like eight of those moves from had hot but it knocked him out eventually uh Ripley as hot abbey is not you said best friend hot right at right rags ah something like that as you know beauty is in the eye of the beard that's what they say there's an eye of the hebo there um fork it fork it I chatted this already but needs to be known the sex scene had the opposite effect of porn yeah I could agree with that yeah can't say I was really um did not like oh god I'm stuck in first person mode the game was not built for this stop yeah I killed I killed him do I win now game do I earn all of the things what are my quests save the defenders and to the bridge hmm to the bridge oh my god to the bridge one of them there are bridgey bridges bridges are great what a what a nifty invention yeah they like connect things that weren't connected before I like them they're like doors but for open spaces mm-hmm I think we should thank bridges pour one out for bridges lads Charles always wanted to build bridges why does nothing glow blue when I go over here but I can't get to it damn you Mola shall gain the crown for most pfp changes in a single efap episode at this rate probably though I don't know that that's a crown that people are really after to be honest with you they probably just think you know neat crown and then that's it but it is mine damn you my crop people wouldn't have commented on avi's appearance if cuckman didn't say it's realistic when it's probably not realistic oh I'm sure people would be commenting anyway yeah I don't know if anybody would have even thought that it was implied to be realistic you know like we would have just been oh that's obviously silly yeah they're like the proportions on borderlands characters that's clearly not real but it's just supposed to be not real so we all know but not quite but another thing with me read John 316 through 17 king james version why that's it for the famous one John 3 16 the king james version yeah for god this is the famous one the one that they hold up with the signs like baseball games for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believe if and him should not perish but have everlasting life oh my god and then it said wait wait why so if I click on John 3 uh so if I go to 316 and then click on the next it brings up to John 4 I don't want to do John 4 I want to do John 3 as for god sent not his son into the world to condemn the world but that the world through him might be saved like yeah okay yeah we've heard I've heard this feel before I'm gonna need some citation for all that also as you were saying that there's a cutscene where Adriel gets kidnapped and I just always saw it as the game being like stop resurrecting okay stop it is against the natural order you're not wizard you can't just come back to life I mean who cares I got head hot now yeah spoke of sewers under the city we must find them oh man barathorn aiden of fighting this is character drama aiden oh the spearm and the known remembers I forgot you forgot the guy known remembers oh yeah randomly cuts back to her and you got a fucking battle like random archers and shit this is a weird sequence in the game but I'll allow it because I'm a nice person um would an inciting incident be an excused contrivance I assume it wouldn't be contrived to have an inciting incident because think about it as um you know um think of the camera as a person who's just looking to follow a story and it's like let's look at the world we've got this many humans which one's about to be murdered let's go look at that one and that's where the story starts and it's like whoa look at this high octane high action thing oh my god they're running I don't even know what's happening and then they die and this whole story is about the how the law proceeds to um do whatever um you'd be like well that was contrivance like no no that was just that's when the murder happened and that's when we saw it we have one that starts with you know a guy who's struck by lightning while winning the lottery while um falling into a pothole that happened to lead all the way down into hell you'd be like what the fuck this seems really weird and we would expect there to be a reason for all of this someone did it on purpose because they hate that guy bye bye oh not yet I guess there's no point in casting a resurrection on my dick uh oh silence arrows rags that means I can't resurrect myself oh no oh no wait oh I was wrong they don't silence my spells they silence my swordcraft so I can still resurrect myself oh okay because I know if I if you're silent you can't use sword abilities oh I don't think they call it silencing in this I just that's just from my I think that's legal legends I don't know silence boom boom efat movie the old batman movies all four I'm all bold with that we might do that one day do the timburton ones and then the joel schumacher ones complete with bat nipples would you and rags ever fly to visit each other ooh maybe possibly maybe yeah possibly I've actually never been out of the country before you've never been out of America never never been out of America there's lots to see in America so I've gone I've gotten pretty damn close down to the very very very southern tip of Texas but I've never crossed an international board traveled around America but I haven't visited all 500 states no I haven't I've I've felt like I've been in 500 different states of confusion and sadness and anger while on efat yeah that's probably good right yeah exploring the whole spectrum of emotions all right boys fuck mary kill our when a win glad real and we got a hard mode after this we'll try but so fuck mary kill hmm whether or not they're immortal doesn't it's not really helpful is it maybe it is glad real is a lot of power I don't know probably kill a win just in case she tries to poison me with her horrible food that's one thing curse you a win and you're horrible stew um I might marry glad real I feel like you're gonna have the best life there is looks wise I'm okay with all of them really what do you think ragaloonie hello rugs hmm well um yeah there you go kill a win fuck our win and marry glad real just for the bonus of all those wonderful elf places all the magic she can potentially teach me and uh you know she seems to be a pretty cool dude also that move took ages with the lag ex hellion rats move the pretend lag that was just he was just fainting them with his timing what in the world are you talking about hello hello hello hi did uh on my end you simply went away oh well I did go away to get like a drink and stuff hmm so what was your decision on the fuck marry kill our win a win glad real um marry glad real fuck our win hmm and then we got the process elimination to decide the rest of us hmm I don't know I yeah I'm gonna I think marrying glad real is a pretty good choice she's got a kingdom in the woods everything that is probably a pretty cool place to live so between our win and a win I'd probably yeah I think I'd fuck our win marry fuck yeah kill a one I guess it's tough alright and then hard mode is lords grima and elegoff elegoff I'm assuming they don't mean elegoft maybe elegoff is another one or maybe they mean goff mog let me double check elegoff no um so it's who who and who alerts grima and elegoff alerts grima and elegoff does elegoff anything or I don't know no it's it's not shown up let me go elegoff we're assumed of the rings elegoff yeah I don't have an elegoff here um yeah I guess we're okay so the choices are grima goff mog and lords yeah we'll go with that kill goff mog marry grima fuck lords I could I could see that alright my team just got murdered I don't know why the Nazgul is so resistant to my big fiery wily charms my big fiery mode of course um but you know what that's probably a good place to section off actually because we're at 3 hours yeah that's 3 we did that was 3 hours that was 3 hours jesus christ and I where does prime go I'm not sure in terms of percentage how far we are we got past the first hour of efap 100 though so hey um and we did the streamlabs ones but yeah there's a couple more I think it's safe to put it that way we shall this will just be stitched together with the other ones that we do so see you in a moment for those in the future and for us see you in a bit goodbye and hello oh my god we're still here the whole time nothing's changed we're here are we online cause of course we are online cause we always have been this whole time I just was curious because of how the internet can be in Welshland 3 hours of reading and now who knows how long more of it we're doing another I don't even want to think about how many hours stream it's all in a row yes sir alright then what a great one to start with all these people rating Abbey and Ripley's hotness everyone knows rags is the hottest that's very true we're already starting out not that we're starting out but this is assuming there was some kind of a break which there wasn't no I will add but we're starting slash continuing cause it's all relative really it's all just it's art really time is art and it's all feelings start and slash continuing with the banger this is the kind of quality content that I like to see I'm gonna sneeze you're gonna sneeze but I muted my microphone because it's an annoying noise for people to have to listen to that's the plural of sneeze I sneed several times therefore sneezed I had snot I doth snoo I doth snoo it also ended with oh and hi rags oh hello see so they recognized your hotness and then they you know and me as a person I feel I I see her as a thing I like it when I'm objectified oh call me a bad call me a bad dog but at you just can't you can't help but love it no sure happy muscles are like that of aster from black clover but aster strength makes sense since the audience sees him training every day aster from black clover aster um yeah he's a big dude he's a big muscly guy who trains all the time and he looks like a big muscly dude who trains all the time ah yeah well that would help wouldn't it with huge muscles oh wonderful the muscles are almost a nitpick but idiots that use it as an actual argument make people that don't like abby look bad um almost a nitpick do you mean like it's not a nitpick but it almost because I I mean it's so let's be clear nitpick is a legitimate criticism that does not have any substantive impact on the plot or characters or a very minor one right or a street yeah it's gotta be substantive right it's gotta be a worthwhile you know something like that so is the is abby's size physically a nitpick or is it just called a nitpick I would rate it probably in the middle of the scale because it justifies or attempts to justify her gameplay entirely just boom boom boom boom boom which is odd considering that when you play as ellie ellie is not like she is like she's clearly healthy but um she's still a lot slimmer but she could still do stuff and I it does kind of take me out of it a little bit to see ellie being super I guess doing all that stuff but not nearly to the degree that we see you know we might see someone super skinny doing um with abby it kind of goes around the horn and she's so buff that yeah I can see why she's such a huge character doing these super strong things but like how she got to be in that state is what's really confusing to see so yeah that's whether it's a nitpick is like hmm it's a weird place I'm not entirely sure how I would write it but I do think that uh the conversation on it is so toxic that it basically starts to obscure the whole conversation because people assume you hate women or whatever yeah exactly it's not about well this doesn't seem like it makes any sense in the world to have really anybody but in particular a woman because women are biologically different from men having this kind of a physique it has logistical issues it's like when characters travel between two points or when they take um when they have resources when you have armies that are magically refilled between episodes these things impact the plot inexplicably which is what causes the issue because I mean logistics are I mean that's the plot essentially it's it's the explanations of how the plot functions if you can't explain how your plot functions then mate you've got a problem um so abbey is the kind of body rags is afraid of that makes him choose to have Brie Larson's body uh we did say Brie Larson's body I think that Brie Larson is more attractive than abbey yeah I think so but I'm not on team Brie Larson is ugly so yeah I don't think so either Brie Larson is not ugly it's weird that I think it's weird that people say she is and I think they're mistaken I think they're very very cringy opinions and that's why I think some of that bleeds in yeah um I like I've heard people say that like Daisy Ridley isn't attractive but she is she's a very attractive young woman and I mean think about all the fucking ugly bags in this world think about all the fucking ugly ass broads we got in the on the planet if you could if you had to have if you had to make sweet passionate love to Brie Larson or roll the dice entirely and to get a random woman from the planet there's no way you're rolling that dice you're taking Brie Larson she did like a workout video on her channel and loads of people were like oh actually she's kind of hot yeah she's always been attractive she's just a super cringy actor which can really impact your perception and attractive sort of meter but oh yeah attraction is more than just physical yeah but if we're talking strictly about um you know conventional physical attraction whatever we're talking about physical attraction yeah um wonder woman and the original she-ra have muscles but they're obviously feminine looking yeah there's a difference between a strong female character and a strong male character in terms of physique you can't just slap if you shoot the staff to look you know much more uh because the kebab comparison her arm was so thick it's weird it's really weird to look at whether or not it's realistic isn't really the argument for most people most people can like believe it with a raised brow and going okay or it's that it's really uncanny to look at well and I think that's the beginning of it right so you see it you go whoa whoa whoa and then you think about it and you're like wait yeah how is this possible and so then that's what gets in the conversation and again because obviously these are super chats in relation to the video we were covering which was like chastising people for what they find attractive really weird presented by an extremely ugly man oh well yeah I'm pretty sure he um went into jima for quiet if you remember of course because he was like that's ridiculously trying to justify her in game with all this bullshit when you clearly just want to bubble on it's like well isn't that what's happening with um with abby you need to find abby attractive you're not allowed to find actual hot women attract mm-hmm dude I'm trying I'm having to fight enemies without adriel it's actually hard oh my god this isn't fair okay uh had hard is doing a pretty good job for damage but the thing is he's kind of a glass cannon against a fel beast they have foul breath a move that is like the balrogs move where it just fucking hits your entire team for half the health so if they do it twice you just lose and of course in evil mode whenever I unlock more of that um guess what I'll be using hmm hmm uh already at 100 I thought I could catch up but I'm still at EFAP 66 ah order 66 that's another high vote one um in the census yes yes do you know the little the rings one is our top rate episode yeah I saw the little pole thingy I can uh thank you so much cinematic venom because you'd be like what is it what is the perfect formula for the best episode it's like apparently a video that's like the most garbage thing in the history of meteor analysis like okay I suppose that makes sense rain health is that good oh why is it that the Rohan spear god man has spells where you can sap health out of monsters well that is a good question it's because the because the Rohan people are very connected to nature and so they learn to draw their life from the land in the same way that a Rohan spearman would you know he would spear his suck out the life force of his enemy like a necromancer sort of maybe he watched cream a worm tongue oh you can even transfer health to people like me was it like one to one oh it didn't tell me whatever oh okay it bit hard at full health and it got a triple critical and he died oh sweet alright then so I was going to say do you remember in the storyline Barathol is like attacked by ringwraiths and then he gets some kind of help out with it it makes him immune to fear throughout the entire game like that's his bonus the enemies will continuously use a move that applies fear to him in fights because the AI isn't capable of learning well I guess the AI for those individual soldiers would be totally different no I mean the same AI like the very enemy I'm fighting will continuously use it like I'm sure it'll work this time I see though in the fight I'm in right now it's when you use it once but I just remember that being really dumb when I played this game it was like two years ago weird it's a game I return to and you'd be like why the fel beast used a move where it slams onto the ground and blows loads of wind at you and it's like dodged it well yeah dodged the wind I am impressed yeah you I mean everyone well to be shielded that's an ancient Rohan wind dodging technique absolutely that's how they're able to ride so fast on their horses they dodge the wind as they ride pretty cool chat anyway kick jay lick rags and shad there's a lot of I can't imagine why Jim thinks that's reasonably muscular because he's never been to a gym or had any understanding of physical development um all I can say about that is you'd have to ask him relative to what reasonable in what what are you referring to yeah even even by modern day standards I don't think it's it's very abnormal very well you know I see a lot of men women in my in my corner of the world and literally never seen a girl as as as muscly as Abby in my day to day ever oh me neither if I saw Abby in real life I would do a double take I would think that my mind was playing tricks on me is this a sith lord a sith lord a sith lord what you've told me is true I'm going to slowly make my way to a ship and then go to arrest him really not only with three people without learning anybody else it'll be fine it'll be great don't worry about it what's the worst that could happen I always thought they wasted um potential with that fight he he wipes out three Jedi masters like instantly and I know it's like yeah he's that good and it's like uh but yeah but aren't the Jedi masters I mean I just think it would be more entertaining to have him fight them instead of they just live up you're dead you're dead now it's just us having a real fight yeah I know it just makes the Jedi seem really shit to be a Jedi master it's like okay whatever whatever Jedi master means this okay this is a move for Aiden where he attacks them and it gives the enemy mana he gives the enemy mana how weird is that why would you that's an interesting move it'll hit them but like the bad side is it gives the mana does it hurt them a lot I mean it seems to be relatively chunky is but it's such a small amount of manner and such a weird like it's just like oh alright strong that is odd that is a that is a it's doing me a big confused right now big old confused gonna suck the health out of the Nazgul give me that health you think it'd be poisoned or something oh yeah poison that's a good point suck in the life out of it yeah you feel like that would infect you or something yeah we win biggest Harry Potter writing floors time turner um yeah the time oh yeah the time turner that even from a very young age when I first read the books as they were kind of coming out in big and the craze was super big I was like whoa like holy shit but we're just doing this like even my child brain was baffled that they would just casually introduce a time travel device and it never popped up ever again I know that there are people who have been like no you don't understand it it works this way this way this way I am not invested in Harry Potter enough to go and you know discover if it is foolproof but the concept alone I feel like we're in trouble big time yeah I think magic should definitely have limits like that yeah um in Dragon Age Origins one of the first books that you find in the game or you can potentially find it very early is a book that it's in the mages tower um and it's a book about the rules of magic like there are three things magic can't do and one of them was teleporting magic magic can't teleport you we've never been able to teleport anyone using magic you cannot bring someone who dies back from the dead and I forget what the third one is in fact let me check now that I'm kind of interested in the Dragon Age Origins rules of magic the cardinal rules of magic here it is um uh let's see uh you must not be under the misimpression that magic is all powerful there are limits not even the greatest mages may overcome them no one for instance has found any means of traveling either over great distances or small ones beyond putting one foot in front of the other the immutable nature of the physical world prevents this so no you may not simply pop over to Menoraphis to borrow a cup of sugar nor may you magic the essay you forgot in the apprentice dormitory to your desk you will simply have to be prepared similarly oh yes this is that one um even when you send your mind into the fade which is like the sleep realm the magic realm because what's in Dragon Age the mages when they go to sleep they are conscious and aware when they go into the fade but this the dream world all the non mages they just just dreams for them they're not as aware of it um your body remains behind only once this barrier has been overcome and were acutely the spell requires two thirds of the lyrian and the okay um oh yeah because they talk about that to yeah that's an interim period yeah the lore of the school and the third one isn't like you just find it so can't teleport can't bring people back to the dead and your body remains in the real world when you send your mind to the fade can't bring your body into the fade um only once has the barrier become then overcome and it's the results were utterly disastrous and it was an insane cost it took but huh yeah so see start off with rules the whole point of this tangent is that you want to put some rules in time travel you can't time travel probably a really fucking good rule to have fucks with shit fucks with a lot of shit um the second end game that they established they can go back in time there's like a thousand ideas that are better than what they do what you can do um that's really unfortunate we had to deal with that shit in that movie but it wouldn't have happened if they'd never gone to try the idea of time travel nor would it have happened if they'd worked way harder trying to uh you know airtight that shit um another thing that I remember from Harry Potter is there um the three forbidden curses are like sectioned off into pain death and control yeah the unforgivable curses yeah just inflicting pain on people a spell that just inflicts pain which is probably a lot of spells mm-hmm anyway um yeah taking over somebody's mind and crucio honestly yeah excrucio excruciatus curse the excruciatus curse so which one was the one that Snape made isn't that is that it I remember finding out that he made one of like three main horrible ones or something I can't remember which is an interesting concept by the way creation of spells because that work yeah um and the isn't the imperious imperious curse is that the control one yeah um of course avada cadabra which by the way you know abracadabra avada cadabra is like yeah maybe when you want to deal with a very serious spell that creates some of the biggest drama in Harry Potter maybe don't name it after abracadabra too famous pokemon that's right honestly if I was I wouldn't have the imperious curse um I would have it be like a big ritual sort of thing not just like a spell you could cast with your wand it would be this big thing you'd have to set up and there'd have to be this ritual involved and you'd have like a really powerful stuff you want to limit it and one of the ways to do that is to make it a big deal in order to cast a ritual summoning with all the right ingredients and stuff that takes care so yeah uh but yeah that's for like cause there's a thousand more probably for Harry Potter uh we're not going to be able to go into those cause I have to rewatch it but I know that there are people out there who have criticisms for Harold of the Potter a lot of people very offensively refer to Harry Potter as like the kids lord of the rings which can't believe it insult lord of the rings is the kids Harry Potter as we all oh god Harold has died so many times against the Nazgul oh my he just he doesn't deal well with fire I guess fire fire fire no no no no no hmm I hope it's kinda it's funny you know when when I lose a drill I have to use my like really good items that you pick across the game you get like four you know fully heal your party it's like I finally have to use these now curse you I do wonder if this game is even completable without idreal um hmm maybe there are some lord of the rings third age challenge you know I can't imagine any recommended build doesn't include idreal um cause I know she's not the biggest damage dealer like possible but the idea that you can have invincibility like hmm I'm curious if people have done oh here's a lord of the rings the third age speed run in four hours and 50 minutes what is that glitching or something cause also dude they've applied fear to barathor three times in this fight and no one else be afraid already no not fall for your tricks evil dooban I'm gonna unlock the badass move um I am happy to be here for nearly two years this community taught me a lot about common sense of critique and to hate on women I met yeah I mean that's the main main thing really if you can't hate on women what are you doing come on we lure you in with the insightful critique of movies but soon we will patronage you you'll be hating women in no time all according to plan um there is hyper muscle artwork more reasonably proportioned than abby's tree trunk arms I could believe it hi muller and rax hello thank you so much for all the wonderful content of these past two years I plan on showing off some more of your work in my course curriculum for English I want your work to be charged for a long time oh wow that's fantastic that's really cool to think about um depending on how old they are don't don't show them the super sweary videos yeah they might start calling people ham sandwiches and stuff which I don't know if you can that's that's fucked up melon you bastard oh man fresh atholas do I have like resurrect all of my party as an item hope I do do I have a win the game potion revive a knocked out group wow sounds good oh there you go there's your answer reduce p.s. damage reduce blunt damage if they have like increased spirit damage I want to apply it to hard do it doubles health for matter for battle oh my god wow they do not fuck around oh my god cause additional light spirit damage I think increased remove melee range and spirit immobilization I've never even looked at these I've never needed them awake a sleeping character Arnold mushrooms you have mushrooms Arnold mushrooms Arnold mushrooms the mushrooms of Arnold raw well I'll just keep using my elf medicines until I run out yeah good old elves um where are we where are we ifap has aiden and mollet chat now kiss now now she is married from what I understand well then again I guess you can't stop people from shipping people they ended up putting kylo and ray together for some reason right so yeah people can ship kylo and fucking rave and who can't they ship um bring action points convert health into action points it wasn't weird alright do an enraging blow I have a move called enraging blow does that stuff freak you out as a potential with what that means sounds ups it's a very upsetting begrudging sort of act sounds enraging damn it head odds out of mana I'll just put a stone shield on barathorn Christmas forever down with the halloweeny witches and a bunch of christmas trees yeah christmas forever I want christmas to carry on oh they used fear on aiden wow he's actually gonna work is he afraid oh my god he's too afraid it's just an infinite stun I always hated fear in this game but I mean I don't really care about aiden if I'm completely honest with you I'm glad I'm glad he's afraid ye increase uh I wonder if I have a move see if I idril she can clear that from somebody because that's how OP she is hmm stupid idril okay let's get health and mana to everyone fine fine g'diyush uh professor paladin I have submitted my wordy thesis with absolutely no citations while equating correlation with causation also I asked my subjects to imagine different scenarios have I done a good certain asking questions to make sense of the world is probably a good way to start can't say that's a bad strategy in fiction there's no reason that can't apply imagine different scenarios I mean yeah I'm afraid uh miss paladin is not here to answer the question hmm I've been looking forward to this that's a good super chat because that references come to doku can't believe that guy said his acting bad what do you mean sitch oh wait that was sitch but also that was sitch yeah he said he was like a 5 out of 10 right something like that I'm sorry no he was great as count doku he was great as count doku it wasn't christopher lee didn't do any disservice to the character that was fucking george ass lucas in his portrayal all of us want to see more of count doku your swords please we don't want to make a mess of things in front of the chancellor it's like he beat you watch before guys even though in the clone wars he fought them or like met up with them a couple times in between those two and it always feels odd knowing that because um it just feels like they it was between those two fights they hadn't met up once again you know my powers have doubled since last we met count good twice the pride doubled before even though they've met he wasn't referring to attack of the clones with that line if you watch the clone wars tv show I think it's like I think I don't want to be too definitive on that because um I could have sworn I remember obi-wan and count doku and Anakin having like a thing in season one of comals I could be wrong though anyway um toned muscles look more suitable for survival sets I guess they mean toned rather than like bodybuilding because there is a difference yeah there absolutely is a difference yeah because bodybuilding is to my to my limited understanding of the um I don't say hobby the sport essentially is a sport but it's about aesthetics I don't think they do they actually do strength tests um um I wouldn't I wouldn't want to be too thingy and say like it's strictly about aesthetics as far as I know that's the main focus all I hear is that like strongman competitions and bodybuilding are two different things so to hear all the time I mean a quick google probably give you what you want maybe maybe probably uh yeah in fact let me go and double check this is what people pay for so um bodybuilding versus strength training got me some blunt yeah uh yeah it says the main difference between bodybuilding and strength training is that one is for solely increasing the size of your muscles with bodybuilding it's all about the size of your body while strength training focuses primarily on making you stronger hmm I just realized that depending on the axe I'm using it'll actually like increase or lower my my spirit amount maybe one of them maybe one of them gives you more spirit damage as a stat yeah well funnily enough the one I'm currently using gives me plus two spirit while the one that I would normally swap to oh no plus two negative sorry uh yeah plus two spirit plus four strength and the one I could switch to gives me plus nine strength which means that the hammer will hit harder or the axe in that case um but my spells will do less it's like well right now feels like I should focus on the spells just saying hmm everybody needs healing mm-hmm happy EFAP 100 my Ewoks I was hoping to have my super long EFAP movie meme done before this but that's all right I tip my hat to you all also molla please tell me you've watched Chuck um is chuck the one uh no I'm thinking of my name is Earl what is Chuck is that the one you watched with Fringy no that was Barry oh stop naming your shows after yeah Chuck no I've not seen that I doth not recognize us I don't even know who's in it is that so that's Yvonne Strazbelowski or something and Adam Baldwin um yeah no not seen that assuming you're talking about the TV show rather than something else um but yeah no I'm afraid not healed up and I am wasting some of these items but I do not care yeah gotta keep fighting Nazgul for some reason ugh use oh this one comes with an orc about that feel like how the hodds move is going to kill you hello orci hello orci my old friend hello orci my old friend your flames are ruined are and and um so yeah I'm afraid but uh thank you and I I don't know if your meme was one of the ones we covered already because this will be after all the meme videos but uh thank you regardless hello my Ewoks hello hail to the toxic brood congrats on episode 102 years of EFAP long live the long also high rags oh hi hmm may I suggest watching the closer look who just released a new Last of Us video the Star Wars sequel films I have not seen the full video on the Last of Us from him yet but uh I did see there was a thread I think I mentioned to it to you before um where people were like he's he's falling to the dark side for criticizing the sequels he used to be cool but he's not anymore well like cool for us oh so they think he's not cool now because he's being mean to the sequels oh the sequels I just find that amazing the sequels are really bad guys they're really fucking cool guys are really bad I'm sorry they'll be real with you they're really bad oh no Aiden's dead man this thing has moves that can just kill him in one hit I feel I guess I haven't leveled Aiden fine I'll let you have a game gotta be resurrecting him and shit um who do praise the dawn for 100 e-faps thanks all for some great tisms Christmas all the way hi rags kick jay hey long man good enjoy the ending on Monday oh no we ended on a Sunday I mean like now Sunday imagine we went on Monday I would spell death for us all potentially um merry halloween anniversary massives not quite there yet but uh halloween is on the way exciting get in a new fictional game if everything's going right oh boy what do you guys think of the writing of the first three hallow games pretty good pretty solid honestly um I think it's a great world fairly fairly good story um I like it I'd have to really give it an in-depth look to be certain so obviously this is a very tentative answer however based on my memory of those games um pretty confident in saying they're they're they're good they're quite good yeah um fringy sings the shit of praises out of out of the first three hallow games I think so um ask him he will be able to talk for a while about it because I really don't remember a lot about uh hallow three and reach the stories I I knew the best I always thought hallow was neat then I discovered that apparently when I stopped playing them they got really bad that's what I keep hearing just hallow foie and hallow foie and of course infinite that everyone's super worried about um yeah she is on 100 episodes here's to 100 more you all make my driving job enjoyable and make analyzing media fun aww man I can totally get it when I one of my uh jobs was a shuttle driver for a hotel that I would do often going back and forth from the airport it could get a pretty pretty dull I could see if it was my main job and I did it all day I would really want some something to listen to for when there were no guests in the van of course but some just driving down the road can be a couple of drivers in our audience it only makes sense yeah it does make sense drivers are smart people so they would enjoy our content I wonder if they were told like by anybody there's a community of drivers on the internet and it's like any podcasts that get into that are super long now I got some of that crazy long podcast Mountain Shield is actually better than I realized it tanked two foul breaths which is the super OP move so hmm oh here I go Mountain Shield and again uh thanks for all the spank talk from past super chats loved your sultry voices heart rags please tell Andrew Clark what a sexy daddy he is also hi Andrew Andrew Clark you are a sexy daddy and hello do we do a lot of spank talk spank talk? yeah I don't remember what do you mean by spank talk talking about spanking I guess is that something we do I don't know I'm on board with it I'm fine with the ideas I have nothing against Jim I've seen lots of muscle on people and I have essentially no muscle in my body at all watch the UFC he feels like he had some level of like position to argue because he's into wrestling and I don't know what stroke of luck we had but metal was with us at the time and he's obsessed with wrestling and he was like bullshit all the women don't look like Abby yeah when I look at UFC fighters and the female um you know circuits they don't look like Abby it's uh it's a lie they're not they're not oh hi Abby oh hi Abby grats on 100 episodes of tizmy fapping thanks everyone for literally literal month plus of content and good luck staying awake may your videos be long and your zebras be swift also get feral shit when? get feraled I think it is um feraled what were we what were we saying get feraled from 98 97 maybe I don't remember I don't remember how that happened but I am very much in favor of get feraled yeah I'm a fan of get feraled uh caught this from the beginning and going to stay till the end congratulations massives on episode 100 I truly appreciate you intel acutals fighting to keep the world logical now take my money so that fat gerald can continue to punch little clown boys it's the one goal I'd say we have to we just got to keep them going on that you know like a little clown boy little clown boy but yeah thank you very much there's a sticker thank you for that happy 100th efap my e-word stay long stay strong raises glass of rhino milk stay long stay strong that's tasty thank you very much mm-hmm hi rags hi who is moving from san francisco to can playqu administr, i wound up in faetville instead loving it so far do you like roundy guys uh oh wait to a degree same do I like rounder guys does that mean like is rounder guys like a guy a little chubby? oh I thought it was like a like an IP like like a shop like rounder guys let me double-check rounder guys Round guys brewing company, but that's in Pennsylvania. I guess he means rounder guys Potentially yeah, as long as it's not you know not overboard, but yeah, I can like a like a a chubby guy Sure, it ends with baby. You can show me the local zoo. Oh You do like to take your dates to a zoo That is true and I haven't been to our zoo around here in a while and I don't like to go but with all this Pandemic stuff on ruining ruining all the romantic getaways to the the amphibian chambers I'm through the to the to the ocelot pin Ocelot was the name of a Dark Souls boss. Oh my god. It's a fun fact for you Ocelot Really cool ocelots are called awesome lots maybe Maybe People have stopped talking about Lee and Clem from The Walking Dead. Guess they're not beloved. Oh Well, if the qualifier was people stop talking about them Yeah, if people think about things with only fond memories I think it's pretty sure to say that they're beloved because you can't be constantly thinking about every beloved character all the time It's not quite how brains work. Luke Skywalker wasn't beloved. He strangled those innocent guards at Jabba's Palace How could you like him? Oh my god, I've gotten the fucking the perfect mode back already Just finished your 50th FAP and now I get to watch you live for the first time and my first ever super chat goes to you massives Found your TLJ vids first moor and that led me here been watching all FAPs ever since and I've loved every minute. Oh nice I'm glad you uh, you've had fun I like to think that our backlog will remain entertaining rather than just topical, you know, I Can go back and listen to our stuff. I think it holds up pretty darn well Yes, we'll never need to cover, you know We can like Patrick Willems again like that. Well not that video. I mean like the video itself There could be something we could do one day like covering a video from eight years ago. Yeah Seeing if our perspective has changed Yeah, do we think that plot holes actually don't matter maybe this time around we will be totally convinced That plot holes just don't matter to you know Just funny because um You know like if so if if you were presented with a character Who doesn't change or grow in any significant way because that's something he said he has a problem within I think One of the Superman movies When they should or or the you know the character should react to the situation blah blah blah I would just be like hmm sounds like you're highlighting like a gap or a contradiction there and I would just want to push back on this idea that plot holes only refer to Hey the stat on the machine is 17 when it should be 16, you know like super I think that's what people think of when they think about I almost think that so I think I've mentioned this before But I almost think that there should be like a sub categorization of plot holes Where something is not technically impossible and this can this can I got to think into this because of how people can behave People can they can behave irrationally and they can behave a certain way contradictory to all available information Just because sometime that's how animals are But it's so outlandish and weird that even though it's not logically impossible and not technically Contradictory and its most basal sense It's still in plot hole territory and it should have its own classification I don't know what to call it and I haven't I've only thought of it very casually here and there But it might be an idea worth exploring when we have a bunch of people on and we can discuss it Isn't like when something isn't impossible, but it's like astronomical or something in terms of yeah, it's like a I'm gonna say it's it's kind of like a contrivance, but it's like a character thing Where it's not him, you know, like the beginning of new hope. Let's be frank huge plot contrivance that all of this stuff lines up But luckily the rest of the film is so insanely good that that that that However, when it comes to characters and how characters behave because they're not set in stone like, you know laws of physics and Universal laws of non-contradiction and excluded middle and things of that nature I feel like there should be its own subcategory that deals with people Um, kind of like what happens in game of thrones where all the characters just seem to shift And that it's not necessarily impossible So yeah, it's not like a plot hole. People don't usually refer to it as it's a character contrivance even though technically That's more accurate. I I would I mean, I would say a character contrivance is sort of along the lines of the spirit of what I'm looking for I wouldn't call it that Um, I I kind of want to have it give it its own name that doesn't rub up against something else But I think it's worth We have a lot of people on You know, because we got some smart some smart cookies we bring around. I think that would be worthy of discussion um Because I I I don't I want plot hole Especially when we talk it because we talk about these things in movies in a very technical sense And we try to be very accurate and I'm big on accuracy. That's our thing I don't like the idea That we refer to Things as plot holes when they're still logically possible You I want including like literally like amnesia as a possibility Like if some like what do you mean so uh fin not realizing On one hand the hyperdrive tracking is possible and then the next scene, you know, so When people say that's a plot hole in casual conversation I totally know what they're going for and I won't like stop them or correct them But I feel if we're gonna be like in if we were making a video And we wanted to be really strict about our definitions for it It wouldn't be a plot hole because it's possible for him to have forgotten about that Again insane contrivance horrible writing shockingly bad But I feel like it deserves its own classification of thing of horrible thing If that makes any sense. Um, I can I can see it. I just uh, I guess the label is applied to try and explain how bad The thing is. Yeah If like if someone made a video and they called that a plot hole I wouldn't like disagree with them, but for me I almost I guess I like categorizing things like this And it probably doesn't matter to 95 of people And I think some people would push back on it and be like it is a hole unless it's accounted for um So not necessarily well because we bring it we're starting to enter into problems now because the hyperdrive kamikaze, for example What if fucking the next movie they just say like yeah, sorry the ship that the radice was made of was the only one In history it was capable of that and it was always the backup plan The lair and thingy installed because they had a genius inventor The first in the universe who managed to make the right mechanics at the right time to make it work So I'm I'm still kind of I don't know if in a very technical sense the hyperspace kamikaze is a plot hole It I mean it is but like this thing I almost feel like there should be its own class classification for something because So wait, what is a plot hole then because I'm curious if I can't write my way out of any possible plot hole you could present Yeah, I'm I'm trying to think it over in my head like how to distinguish because does a Because I guess you have to you have to draw a line somewhere in terms of when a contradiction is a contradiction um And I guess trying to find out where that line is is Where the weirdness comes in Yeah, yeah I don't know is something I've been Very casually thinking about every once in a while, but I'm not even sure how I want to resolve it I find this you know conversations interesting, but ultimately we all understand Whether or not you're calling it an extreme contrivance or a plot hole the problem is that you know Yeah, it's yeah, it's absolutely. They're both really shitty Yeah, um, I guess it's how to When when you're talking about fixing them and identifying them trying to be super Accurate with how they're bad like what they are and how in their badness um But then that again generally when you say plot hole and then you just describe why it's pretty pretty Obvious to 99 percent of you know, thinking brains why it is an issue once you explain it to them and use the words um I don't know. Maybe I'm just over maybe I'm just overthinking it. I think it's not that that's us, but you know, I think that's fair The ongoing discussion of exactly how we categorize a lot of things and of course because um everything almost every problem that we highlight is down to insane probability or impossibility But and yet we will bring up all kinds of different arguments labels and categorizations that spread across this whole broad spectrum You know like mary sue It's like why is it bad to be a mary sue? It's like well, you'll typically take all of these 10 traits You know why are those 10 traits bad? It's like let's take one. Uh, she solves every single problem The plot presents You know, why is that bad because it's extremely unlikely that a character would ever be able to solve every problem It randomly presents to them Just an unlikely it's not Yeah, it's not Like contradictory. It's not impossible that someone's just that fucking amazing, but You know that it creates all these other narrative issues that aren't Like objectively bad necessarily They're just really unsatisfying. They're really Contrived. They're really Well, I appeal to the idea that it stretches the story every single time you make something incredibly unlikely happen Like that plot line is getting pulled left and right instead of being straight Yeah, at what point? Does your brain just go you know, of course and you roll your eye and you just roll with it because you can't have investment Because anything can happen at any time. So fuck it Yeah, and it's like everyone loves you. Why is that a problem? You're like, uh, I guess that's a likelihood thing again Also, I guess you could argue that it's uh, there's holes in the people won't it won't be informed by anything They'll just love them Yeah, uh, why is it that sometimes people just like things irrationally that's the I don't I don't know if I could Prove that a Mary Sue is objectively bad But I think it's really easy To give some pretty damn good reasons why it's a super bad idea to have a Mary Sue character like that And an endless list of reasons That's the thing I not everything could be I'd say judged objectively But we've said that the whole time it's always worth restating Even though shockingly people still think crazy things about what we think um objectivity means and it's criteria but Some something can be not not technically objectively wrong, but still a really bad idea to use in using your story Yeah, and um, you this is the thing that an important appeal. So for example Um, Han being a deadbeat dad. We can do that Do you really want to do that? Yeah, it's like why that's the thing like you could you could do that. Absolutely But like why? Yeah, I would be curious on that one You don't have to You don't get bonus points because if someone said like no, it's impossible for him and Leia's You know, um relationship to fall apart and for him to be estranged from his kids I'd be like, oh, it's not impossible. I just not impossible It's just it it seems really likely that they'd stick together a few thick or thin and they'd work out their problems because they seem to be on a team and they're both problem solvers and You know, they're willing to work with each other and they care about the people they care about I mean that sounds tonological, but you know what I mean? Well, and we're supposed to just believe that whatever could have taken place to make it happen took place Yeah, which uh, I I'm not I'm not a fan What does that mean? We missed out on a trilogy man The whole trilogy missing Like nothing that removes Two of my they actually got it right this time. They've been using fear on my other two people and it's like fuck I don't want to be afraid. I ain't afraid of you Fear is a choice after earth told me that. Oh god. Yeah, um About the uh, could it could Mary Sue be Claim to be objectively bad. It is interesting because the classify the first classification of everyone loves them There are ways you can write that to be perfectly reasonable um Yeah, absolutely. Um, I almost feel as if If everyone loves them but for a good reason Then it doesn't I mean, I don't think that makes them want to marry sue if everyone loves them But it's explained like it's a spell or whatever else. Yeah, like, um I I would I wouldn't count like spell But I see what you mean, I guess, um Well, if they let's say it's a film with only four characters and a villain and Each of them have a pretty strong reason to be in love with them This is what I mean about if someone said like well, is that not a Mary Sue trait? I'd be like well Mary Sue's more than one thing Not just that but just like some of these traits like they might be Very well informed. It's it's almost like the spirit of it is that they're loved for no fucking reason It's just that's the case because yeah as an insert You would want your character to be loved Because you could have a scheming bad guy who gets everybody to love them while they secretly Plot their schemy schemes in the shadows and take advantage of everybody, but they work for it um In much the same way that a Mary Sue is a combination of traits Like like for instance, it has to be like a Mary Sue has to be a like an agent That doesn't mean that every agent is oh see they've got traits of a Mary Sue Especially ones that are necessary. That's not a you know, you know, that obviously wouldn't be something that we highlight It's a it's a it's a combination of things. It's many things that all add up together to create a Mary Sue character Yeah, which is why I'm often just like if someone says like I hate this move the characters of Mary Sue would be like, uh Which which which boxes we tick in like which what what kind and how? Yeah, uh, tell me how is it justified? um Mix it all up make it all work The ongoing discussion of the lameness of Mary Sue's of which probably the the quintessential representation is now ray Yeah, that's kind of interesting to think about honestly I They really haven't made and rise the sky will go so That's hilarious when you think about Mary and Pippin legitimately had more combat training than ray did I don't uh, it's all a mess when you look back. It's amazing. So this is what we ended up with um I agree with Jim abby's perspective is hilarious I'm not sure what he was referencing specifically when you did they fucking yeah Applied fear to had hod and then they reapplied it even though it's infinite Oh, he's extra. What do you mean? It's infinite. It lasts forever until I despell it with like an item or whatever what It's an infinite stun. That's why I don't like it Oh, shit. That's fucked up. You're just infinitely afraid forever It's not like a turn or two turns or every turn you have a You think that you would have here's the thing about making turn-based games and having stats mean something um If you if instead of fear being lasting forever, which is fucking insane um If you have a turn-based game This fear effect should be different based on the type of way you're playing. It's not on aodin anymore Maybe it is an infinite. I always thought it was though He reapplied it to had hard when had hard fucking still had it so that's still a stupid But maybe it is an infinite well, um That's the thing. How does it stack? Does it stack intensity or does it stack? No, it doesn't stack at all Well, as far as I know, it doesn't stack. Maybe it refreshes the timer actually Well, that's the thing. Does it If it if it stacks duration, then You could apply it twice and it lasts twice as long Yeah, well these these are things I can't tell you because the game doesn't tell you anything about this Tell you it's another it's one of my pet peeves. Tell me what's going on. I need to have information Especially in a game like this because You know this that's the whole game is making choices. Yeah, the whole game is number management That's what a lot of turn-based strategy games are and that's where part of the fun is is number management and seeing how those numbers translate into combat like when you look at the stats of Your lord of the rings carry or really any character one of those stats is you have a courage or a leadership stat and leadership of one character for instance dragon or Divinity original send to you can give characters a leadership stat and whenever another character is in ice site Or proximity of the character with leadership. They get bonuses So you could have that Apply to you know Redu you know depending on your leadership stat or your courage stat or your valor stat or whatever it's called in lord of the rings Or one of them essentially could be constitution to some degree because of constitution you kind of Every every time you it applies to debuff or the percentage chance for a debuff to Disappear or it it lowers the the duration of debuffs Or a chance to ignore the debuff every turn There's so much stuff you could do with these numbers and stats and how they affect Your characters and it's and a lot of it seems so rudimentary and overly simplistic for this kind of game And I know in in guild wars 2 fear is a condition That it's a crowd control condition. You lose control of your character For a small period of time and your character runs away from whatever creature gave you fear Which you know means you can't attack or do anything during that duration But it also puts you at a distance from that character Takes you some time to get back and things of that nature and you could also run into you could also end up running off of Platforms or maybe into hazards potentially. There's a lot of stuff you can do with fear Third age, of course did it in like the worst way He's like, oh, you're just done till you're almost the worst way. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt Yeah, technically it eventually does wear off On its own and there's no way to really fight it. It lasts for a fucking while though Also mountain shield is OP as hell and I have I assume mountain shield stacks with uh, sorry scales with my spirit because I tanked like three Three lives worth of damage with mountain shield on each character This whole game is wonky as hell Oh, yeah, it is a just even watching you play it and hearing you because I can't see what you're doing now but just key just Just hearing you talk about it and asking questions. It just goes to show like man This ain't a good game. No, it's one of those. It's one of those. It's fine. You could play it like the fundamental Point of the mechanics are all bugged. Like I'm sorry. It's fun though. It's certainly fun for a lot of fans too Yeah, but Yeah And I know that there will be people who are like, yeah Well, if you knew more about how things worked It wouldn't be as bad and I just don't think there's any way of arguing out of um Idriel breaking the game She does seem to be the the dominant character for a a large portion Uh, a very large portion of the as far as I'm aware even when I recall my playthroughs with my brother We would just Idriel was just so fucking good. Berathor was always playing catch up yeah, because uh Her damage output is good enough that her defensive like output just completely outclasses basically everybody Because of course, I I think I've said this before on e-fab, but I think more when is the one that can deal like insane damage, um the Rohan girl, but I assume like what is better? Um potential huge attack, but you can still be killed or potential mid attack. You can never be killed Well, yeah, what's the point of doing nine damage if you die easily when you could just do eight damage and be invincible? Yeah, that's yeah It's um, I don't know it fundamental game design I that's the thing. I I've never made a game But I've played one or two in my time and I think I have a pretty damn good grasp on what works well and what doesn't It's also really really weird that they will introduce characters in a very very staggered way Mm-hmm. Um, I think it would be way better if you could just choose Yeah, like why be like, uh, do you want the elf who's got like these stats? Do you want the dwarf that one like and just make a team out of the ones you want to use? Yeah, just make it make it a Make it four make it a 4v whatever you get four party members and you can start with like just 10 choices Maybe. Yeah, you get 10 choices. They're all very different. Um, they all have their own special abilities Uh potential synergies with one another um Maybe Depending on their back stories. They could gel well or not gel well together um They level up in their own unique sort of ways I mean, there's a lot of stuff you can do instead of saying, okay. Here's your amazing character right at the fucking beginning Um, yeah, we're not going to give you these other guys until you're like halfway through the game Um It's a really weird decision dude. I just like I'm fine two Orcs and I chose because I was on low ish health to heal just so I guarantee that I make it through His turn he hits me four times four turns. It's like Four, okay I think he's got a move called staggering bash and it just makes it so that I'm delayed for my next turn It's like don't see how you get four, but all right Okay, he was a staggered a lot then Yeah This is the weird part of the game where you just have to keep flashing back to fights with the Idriel because she's on her own while you're in the sewer with everyone else Like she'll be fine. She has auto resurrect, but An infinite stagger if they get a first go like I mean lots of weird things. Oh wait, I'm parathop. Be hathod It's gusty Um, I'll say it abby is offensive to look at Oh my god, I mean offense is uh not given. It's taken right so I can be offended by anything Yeah, I'm offended by the concept of offense about that Shit now what do I actually now what? I win the game Oh, no, not again Joel's not beloved. Yeah, it was weird that we got Two videos that are saying that that are unironically arguing that no one likes Joel. It's just like what do you why do you think you have to say that? Very weird That's the thing just speaking tactically. Why would you say that? Like the very choice to put in your script to deny those who are saying it's true It's like, haven't you already proven that your point is bulls then? Yeah, why do you think people are upset because a character we don't actually care about died? It's so I remember it calls it all in one breath. He'll be like you're only mad because he's dead and then another breath He'd be like no one cares about Joel. Yeah He's a fucking big brain move. He's a huge galaxy brain man. He's very very intelligent. He's very very smart guy Man, I just just casually bumped into two trolls. Damn. Okay They were in the sewer. It's just two trolls in the sewer. It's dangerous times, man. I know Don't go to a skilly ass guys. Fuck You know, I'm gonna Feel like I'm breaking the game. I'm like, I always was like, don't put on mounted shield. It's not fair It's like, well, I'm gonna do it. Well, I can just run into trolls in the sewer. So Yeah, who's really being made unfair here. Oh also I put it on my team and swapped out in aiden Or olagos for aiden. It's like, oh wait now. I don't have mountain shield on aiden because that's how that works That's fair. That's fair. Yeah, I'm fine with it Let me turn off the AC AC DC Oh, he's already nearly dead. Okay. Maybe I will swap him out actually Yeah Let's get that AP back up. This is a randy fight. I'm gonna like pour a lot of effort into it because they're trolls Troll in the dungeon I think I've missed out on an evil mode I do evil mode for helms deep. I don't think I did Doosh doosh The wrath of exelio Yeah, rookie numbers. I want to see what hard hot can do with his superpowers Still not his turn. All right, pull olagos back out. I wonder if they've kept his shield on Let's see. They did ranged attack of two foes Why not they should do like no damage, right? I haven't leveled him at all Do that. That's actually not even that bad I mean, it's just to be wonder if Barathol's kind of useless Maybe I haven't leveled him properly Uh-huh. Now, let's see how much we can do Remember Barathol did like 7,000 to 8,000 damage. I think in his triple attack. But let's see what hard hot can do 7 to 8,000 compared to Hmm not as much as I imagined I mean, it's still better obviously Push with the flame damage. I wonder if that's still 5k. I guess that gets Oh Down you go. How long does it take to turn off an ac? Oh, what's sonic fear gonna do? I got fucking Yeah, super shield bruh You're gonna do nothing. Oh, and he gets to heal himself But 10k? All right, that seems a little bit unfair, doesn't it? Buh-boon Yeah, that's not as good as exhalion wrath Pretty sure he's gonna have to use like five of them to break through mountain shield Mountain blade La-da-dee La-da-da Yeah, I see flaming fury is probably worth it when it's just one dude left. All right blue Been getting into the the habit of washing my hands with this whole COVID thing. Yeah, probably good for my peripherals too um I'll probably I'll probably mention it in an efap we do live but um I recently cleaned off my mouse pad because it's it's a solid mouse pad. It's got two You can flip it up one side or the other and one is more rough and the other's more smooth They're supposed to be like speed versus control, but It's like I only use the control one because it's a mouse And I cleaned it off and it had just developed slowly, but surely this Layer of very thin. I don't dare. I say gamer gunk, but your hands um Just rubbing across the mouse pad Over god knows how long Had had sort of just created a you know, it just transference of oils and dirt and just stuff onto the mouse pad So I took it and I cleaned it off with scritchers and uh Dawn And so just really rubbed it off Super cleaned it up and I kind of had to relearn how to aim again because it because of how smooth the mouse is So I recommend everybody clean off your mouse pad You know every once in a while because it because your wrist and your fingers rubbing against it all the time It's like it's kind of like how your mouse eventually in your controllers eventually just build up that hand gunk On it over time. So yeah wash your hands and clean your peripherals I do that Engine over All you've missed is uh, I took my turn as idril and then a guy There's any one guy i'm against with a bow. He's shot me shot me three times Now it's my go Just feels in a row feels weird. Yeah I did use frenzy. So um, that means I took a double go Uh, I'll let him go if it was if it was five. That's where I'd be like, all right game I generally don't like turn-based games of this kind where it's just your guys are lined up Their guys are lined up now do turn-based fights Um, I like turn-based games that have elements of positioning and movement to them So the the dragon age origins and not even the dragon age origins, but the divinities and the um The the dungeons and dragons sorts of things where you can utilize cover and movement and position X-com X-com. Yeah, um, I I don't recall playing x-com But I know of it. So that would be the kind of turn-based that I like What about the the mario raven rabbits x-com? Would that be your kind of game? I don't know about mario raving rabbits It's um It's like a co-op. Well, they say call it like a combo of Rayman raving rabbits and mario and it's like x-com with that skin It's such a strange game that they made but uh, I've only heard that it's it's neat What is good I guess I like options. I I'm a person. I play a lot of first-person shooters and A huge part of those games is positioning And just thinking tactically in that sense. Where can I be? Do I have an out? Can I run away if things go bad? Uh, do I have sight lines on enemies and they don't have it on me? How can I move around without exposing myself things like that and it's so integral? I guess to the way I think about combat That when I can't utilize the environment or movement in any way, I feel like I've been stripped of a really important battlefield aspect Because movement and positioning adds so much to combat. It's almost kind of impossible to describe without doing it a disservice Um, I used to think abby's perspective was a tragedy. I was wrong. I now realize abby's perspective is hilarious Ah, there you go. It's like joking That tells you that joker was influential whether or not movie bot wants to admit it I don't I don't I don't know how you can say that a movie that made that much money off such a little budget And dominated the cultural conversation for as long as it did. It didn't matter I just think it's denial is what it is. It's it's denial. It's flat out denial But I didn't like it to be good. Yeah You don't like it. You don't want it to be famous, but I mean tough shit Like I don't like that Jurassic world fallen kingdom made a gajillion dollars It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen I mean And I just have to shrug and say well at least it's good for the economy And just sort of deal with it. There's a bunch of people liked it. It's like, oh cool Yeah, like I I'm glad people got enjoyment from it. I wish they didn't enjoy that, but I I'm I'll talk about this actually in my mando intro. I straddle this line between I like that people like things. I want people to be happy with the media they consume I just wish they had a higher standards and I wish they enjoyed things Well with more the assumption is that if they all liked stuff like That was way more consistently written We'd be getting a lot more great stuff because writers will be like, oh shit. That's what they want Yeah, as opposed to ah, they want they want Jurassic world fall kato was like We end up with The type who just says oh, it's quality if people like it like Well, I mean if that's what you want to go with like a lot of people say that with success. They're like that's it's successful. It's like, all right I mean That's nice Oh, okay, so The current acts I have like I said I found one that had like three more damage um Its damage rating is 88 the one I just found on the floor is 160 Oh That's a bit of a leap. Yeah, um, not exactly a progressive build up of damage You just found an axe. That's just uh, you know, it's an axe. It's twice as powerful As your other one It has a lower spirit rating by two, but I feel like the trade off of double hammer dam I think is I don't use his axe at all anymore. I just use his spells. So That's a weird decision I have to make But he does maybe the reason that you don't use his axe abilities anymore is because they weren't doing the damage that this axe Would give them. Oh, well, the it's not that they do decent damage. It's just that move is broken The one I was telling you about the the three applies flames to everybody I got you. That's it. That's his spell move that I'm just constantly using it costs loads of mana But I've got ways to keep refilling his mana. So Anyway Go into the future and efap shads movie. Why would we efap shads movie? You really want us to do that? That's not nice. Be careful what you ask for Well, yeah, people say like don't efap x y z is like, all right. All right, if you don't want to do Um, but it'd be interesting to keep an eye on a shad movie. I hope it all works out the way Me too. I hope it works out really well Uh, you crazy long man, you finally made it. Thanks for all the many many many hours of glorious content No problemo boy Hope you enjoy it Uh, congratulations guys. It's been a real pleasure here's to the next 100 episodes Yes, sir We love you guys. Thanks for the last two years. You've helped make it all worth it. Wow We made the years worth worth going through. How about that? That's pretty That's pretty meaningful. Mm-hmm Entire years Years can be poopy like a certain 2020 It's kind of crazy we go through this whole year without much of anything new to cover the last of us two Withstanding uh, not with standing. Sorry. Um, what else is there? uh Mandalorian was that this year that was that ended last year right at the end of it So I guess it could count in terms of coverage, but um Hmm But I will well Mandalorian will be coming out, uh, november I think september. I'm not sure So that'll happen. Um We haven't talked about Uh, tenet or bill and ted those two might be covered Someway. Oh boy Such wonderful. I don't want to imply anything about tenet. I've only heard Both that it's a masterpiece and that it's awful. So That could you know anything it can mean anything it can always mean anything by the way I wouldn't want to imply that because some people said it's bad that that's probably what it is or anything Yeah, um It just it it makes me curious It makes me curious. I'm a little worried Uh Just from what I've heard about the rules And I I don't like the sentiment that's floating around of do just enjoy it Yeah, I can't I can't just enjoy it. That's not how brains work I mean if I could just lick a switch and I enjoy things like I would do that for everything I would just enjoy things I'm not even sure that you would I imagine that if you switched it off and then switched it back on and you're like I don't like that mode where I'm just sort of you know drooling and Yeah, I guess it depends on how I guess it depends on the state of my brain when I enjoy things. Yeah um I mean either way. I can't again. I can't just enjoy them You it's not a switch. You could just it's a tad more complicated than that Oh, so the fundamental because I'm not we're not like Preaching to the crowd here. Like it's it's very simple to Enjoy the thing. I need to understand the thing like I need to take it in I can't like unless we're talking about literal fireworks where I'm just looking at the colors and explosions so um If I'm to take it in Then I'm gonna have to take in the abcd of it and if it doesn't Line up or if it fucks up then I'm like cognitive dissonance and then that gets in the way of enjoyment It's uh, not much you can do about that. It's the same process that you use to enjoy a thing Unfortunately, you can go down different pathways Just enjoy it. Um, where are we? Who Was this walking extra chromosome? Just just enjoy it sounds like a like a super villain for efap Well, we his name his name is Justin. Joy it Do you remember um It's not it's not it's pretend. It's what you wanted and see if you like it like that was an actual argument made by crazy just Yeah, I just just pretend you like it and like well shit problem fucking solve Sherlock. You did it Yeah, we should do this with everything. Yeah, it's all time. Just fucking pretend. I enjoy it man It's loud easy One simple trick dentists hate him Or doctors hate him right? That's the meme Dentists nine out of ten dentists. Yeah, nine out of ten dentists is the dentist meme The doctor's meme is just fucking oh this guy's cracked the code and everyone hates him for it All right, let's try this two attack thing with my new axe. Let's see how powerful hat hot is Nice, it's not even like even with the new axis. It's not as good as his spirit shit by far I even applied the new one. Oh nice dog barathorn. Oh legendary So my team is looking low on the hps. I need a drill back. Give me We must rescue her. We need her heels Literally, though That's all we've we've reduced her humanity into an object and that is a potion basically It's only man every everybody's like oh healer I don't want to hear and then then they desperately need one and all of a sudden the tune fucking changes doesn't it? Yeah, oh, well, that's the problem with all groups The damage dealer is often assumed to be like the best one or the most useful one. It's like As someone who regularly And prefers to play healing characters generally in games I know all first off whenever you lose. It's always the healers fault. Yeah The the only reason that you lost because the healer did not heal everybody It has nothing to do with your positioning your skill your ability to put out damage It is always the healers fault. If only we had more heels. They say killing floor old old days killing floor one in groups, uh, the Berserkers at the front are like, why are you not healing people? What you could be a healer that's just plugging away and then having to deal with all kinds of shit and just like Yeah, I've even the second killing floor where The darts the healing darts home in on people and you could spam that shit on dudes There are some attacks that if that you just cannot out heal you visit the mathematics of healing will not allow you to heal a character enough And you will still get blamed for them dying a lot of people I fucking hate those people. They think that oh, we have a healer on my team I can do anything that I want without any repercussions because healer means infinite life And if they die, it's your fault because you were the healer and you just weren't healing enough Fuck those people. And if you're one of those people, fuck you learn to play the game Yeah That's one of the things we have to tell people in groups and you'll worth too. It's like, you know what if you're damage If you're a damage character your dps character, whatever You need to stay alive That's like your your survival is your number one job because if you're not alive, you can't deal all that damage Please stay alive. Don't make things harder on the healers Like we have a lot to worry about I have to worry about nine other people or four other people So please just Just work with me here. Help me out just a little bit And hey, everyone has their own heal and killing full and killing full two makes it even easier to heal each other Yeah, it does make it easier. It's a it was a good design decision That when you syringe other people that recharge is twice as fast Then if you recharge your um, then if you heal yourself, that is a Very interesting way to encourage you to heal other people and to encourage some synergy Also, everyone can carry a healing weapon. They're just not as effective Me It's a very very very well designed Yeah, this said uh, was this walking extra chromosome inspired by cinema venom It's funny. I almost said cinema virgin because uh, wolf coined that quite extensively And we will be copied because he fucked his guy fred at the end Right And then and then of course it's like well virgin isn't doesn't refer to uh, whether or not you've had sex It's a mindset. You see Much like people say for uh, I identify as a chad. Yes So that's how that works boom problem solved. Yeah continuity rescued We did it. We saved the game Jim presents white man is superior because no one else has the attention span to analyze games He believes they can't think just consume product um Tell me you could be as racist and sexist as you want as long as it's against white men Do you mean he's saying like no one will care to pick up on That piece of information in the game. I love that. He fucking said like no one's good It's not even meant to be read. It's like what the fuck why did they put it? They didn't they they accidentally wrote out a schedule with her workout routine on it with her name on it Don't you understand it wasn't meant to be read you fool. It's meant to be read. What was it meant to be? Was meant to be ignored Looked at but not read. I'm probably confused now Think of an instance where you put something in a game that you don't want anyone to see Because even do you remember um It was like this secret in san andreos or vice city I can't remember but you can get to like a position that you it's impossible to get to without like cheats And I think there's a message scrolled on there that says how are you up here? Yeah, even that was meant to be exactly as it was meant to be found by people Um, I suppose an instance would be in all the fallout games. There's a dev Armory that literally cannot be accessed without hacking the game and there's no message in there. They don't expect you to find that Yeah, that is something that's there for developer purposes. That's because we got pretty far to find an example, haven't we? Well, whatever, you know, he's got to use whatever argument you can Uh, hello ladies and gentlemen first time donating glad I waited for a special occasion. Here's to 100 flaps and to 100 more Oh, absolutely. I'm excited to see where the show goes Very optimistic. Yeah, I mean we've only really done as we said before the intro is almost over now after the 100 Get to get in a feel for the podcast almost I look forward to the next 100 and another 1.2 billion hours of laughs and content May the dawn and lord tonal bless you all and may your rhino milk flow freely from the city that rhymes with fun Regina canada Also high rags you cutie Oh, hi from the city that rhymes with I guess is a city in Regina, Canada that rhymes with fun Are you sure it's not Regina Imagine the city was called bum Bum Canada like it rhymes with fun. What is it? It's like you don't need to know it rhymes with fun though. Yeah Okay Yeah, thank you. Um happy 100 you awesome massives. Thank you for helping me to think more critically about media I consume keep up the good work and fighting the tisms No, absolutely. I'm very glad that we've been able to help Yeah, and of course, um, we're reading a lot of these very very kind and supportive messages I wouldn't want if anyone to feel like a You know a lot of them blend together, but um I am running out of like possible things to to say back to them other than just thank you Yeah, it's very kind a lot of these messages and we when we mean it every time we say it I mean y'all make this y'all sort of Are a huge inspiration. I mean It's it's a huge difference to be able to start up an eFap and know that thousands and thousands of people Want to watch us and see what we cover and listen to the things we say Then it is if we just did it and there are only 20 people Who are casually interested it really does change the whole dynamic of the show and The memes are such a huge deal. Um I think there's just only so much that we could do to sort of show our excitement and our appreciation when we see them Um, and a lot of the times we're just sort of floored and blown away Like the game is now separated barathorn idril from the rest of the group And I I'm just amused as long as you keep hard hot and idril separated the two groups should be fine The group that doesn't have them are they're just dead Um I've been watching since 24. I love you guys and what you do. I have a great stream everyone Thank you. We will and we did it was a fantastic stream went shockingly well It went it went I'll go one further it went suspiciously well It was one of the um, we'd recorded some stuff before and after for like the the meme content and obviously the super chat And um, when we're recording the reaction to the big meme we say something like, uh God, I hope we we come through on e5 100 It's like this meme is so good. The the chat were like, oh you did it was. Yeah, it was great This is like, oh thank goodness Yeah, it is kind of like There is sort of an aspect of A burden has kind of been lifted from our shoulders I mean, especially molly is how the work keeps its in but the the idea that 100 is our it is an incredible potential to succeed and fail in either direction And I think it went insanely well um So that's just Wonderful to hear. Yeah Uh After the success of tfa disney decides to hire some youtubers to write and direct their next star wars films rags You have solo molly. You have episodes Uh eight and nine no retconning of tfa. What's the result? um I have solo um I would ask so rags work with me on the other two and leave solo Yeah, I think we should do a team. Um, but if we did have to do them Well, we've talked about this a couple times. I think with solo film. That's what's so weird is that I I told them this project you put me in charge of don't do it Don't do it people hate the last movie y'all made. Well, I guess This was the height of their popularity, right? Rogue one and tfa did really well Because solo came after the last jedi But theoretically if moller was going to do the last jedi we get a totally different movie I'm gonna assume that that would be only good news for me Yeah, because I wouldn't be working against a terrible tlj Yeah, we I would want us to work on it for a long time for why luke is on that island that justifies it Really well. Uh, it's gonna be tough Because we got so little to work with Yeah, um, it can be done So do not you think it cannot be however It's tough. There's yeah, there's definitely an aspect there Um Yeah, I think we've been over it before. Um, I guess if we have to keep tfa it kind of fucks our our main idea for a a sequel trilogy Being that it's nothing like what disney did But um, if we could do some broad strokes for what I'd make tlj and rise of scour about it's probably gonna be Justifying in character why luke is on the island And Having him uh train ray and probably have her get a tad out of control when she realizes that not only is she been really powerful But there's a there's a whole other area of the force that she can get super powerful with she gets super interested in it Maybe yeah, we'd have to try and come up with the reason why she would want to tap into that as well Oh, yeah, the question is asked where he says why are you here ray from nowhere that the fucking film doesn't even answer I would work on that a lot too. Why is she there? Yeah, why are you involved in any of this? The fuck do you want? Uh, yeah, I would want us to throw as many ideas out there. So one of them could be that she's a fucking like a bad guy this whole time Uh, not not that that's feasible, but I'd want to throw it out as like a possibility if we can make it work She certainly turn evil. Um I want to make her evil because she's so fucking powerful Yeah, so it's an easy way to bring it back down instead of having it be godlike And if we're gonna keep her good if the if the execs totally cut us off and said no, you can't make great evil then Which I Which by the way, I think they would not allow. I don't think they would allow us to uh to make great evil I assume that we get freedom on that though because uh, oh, I guess Well, we I guess our option would be if she's good We actually have her dynamic explored alongside god forbid other characters. She hangs out with regularly Like we actually have a a fin po Ray trio that goes around doing things, but they're all different so they play off each other I suppose the even harder thing to do than making her a bad guy is to make her a good character and a good guy It's like that's really hard You just have to use I would probably study the shit out of tfa and find everything we can use Um Of what of what little there is, you know I think we could do it. I do have confidence that we have two movies. Yeah, I think we can we can definitely work with it Uh, not not great. We'd have to um do a lot of crazy justifications I would be using the hell out of snoke. He would I would I would the movie might very well be like mainly about snoke In terms of the bad guy side of it Yeah, why did he Why does he have the loyalties that he has? Why does he want a first order? Why is he not like the new republic? Dude, we can do a dark side training scene and he can that's an easy place to have loads of exposition Absolutely. Why does kylo Um behave this way. Why does he hate his parents? Why does he hate the republic? Why does he like the first order? All of this could be explored in these training instead of being like lol evil We like being evil because killing people whoo. It would be like a really honest exploration of like why the dark side is something to uh Get into something something that yeah, it's I mean, it's like what yoda says and uh Dude have it like be a counter to some of the things that yoda does actually say like you could have snoke talk about the You know, I wouldn't use the word propaganda, but talk about like how the dark side Is treated as though it's some malicious You know Yeah, like there's a reason for it. The dark side is also about passion And it's about investment and real feeling and and really caring about things and snoke would consider it to be like No evil villain is like yay. We're evil. Let's use the evil dust. It's like he would he would have it So no could be really interesting Yeah, it could be it's like we you know the empire Maybe he has huge problems with the empire. Maybe that's what the first order supposed to be Um, maybe that's supposed to be maybe that's not even what he calls it. Maybe the maybe that's just its outwardly known name uh But maybe there's maybe he has these really big issues with how the a new republic operates and You know the the reasons for this and reasons for that and he's using this as a way to Create, you know to fill some sort of a very real and very believable power vacuum in the galaxy There's a lot you could do with it. It's Sometimes you just have to stop And think and realize that we got what we got We're a bit beaten down and so it's like oh Can we really and it's like no no no remember when tfa had finished and all of the things you could do go back to that time Because it's like yeah, even with how broken tfa is You have two movies to To mend you have two movies to explore and create and grow And that's a lot of time you could do a lot of shit in two movies And plus we have way more time in these movies Than the original trilogy had because we were talking about screen time during efap 100. Yeah, and the the older ones they're short Relatively they are packed full of stuff and if we can have all of this extra quote-unquote extra time to make movies man And as for solo I Just look and I'd say you sure you guys want to do this like I Do we really need to do this? Instead I would rather have another A Mainline parallel movie if we're forced to maybe consider exploring it as like a bounty hunter movie or an underbelly movie the How the galaxy operates under the under the law and he's just our you know way of looking through it all Absolutely talk about how does the galaxy deal with the events of the Awakening empire how does or just use it to really flesh out some aspect of the universe that the mainline movies didn't There's so much you could do I forgot about this. It's a huge reveal in this game that like Barathor was getting turned into a rigwraith and apparently he's like interacted with the witch king before And the only thing that's stopping him from being able to hurt him is to cut out the piece of blade that's still in him And he does it looks like he just stabs himself in the heart and you're like wait what? They play like triumphant music you're like, okay Go team But yeah for a solo movie, I guess what I'm trying to say is in concept It wouldn't really be about Changing him as a character from x to y it would more he exists as we know him from beginning of a new hope But we it's almost more of a will-building movie Yeah, um, what is what is Han Solo doing and here's the thing I'm totally okay with the idea of the movie Literally ending with him sitting down at the bar in the cantina in concept Totally fine with that. You just have to have a good movie that gets you there. Yeah I mean, I think that could be in fact, I think that could be super fucking cool um Because there's so much that han has done And is doing he's like man. I we did all these adventures, but You know, I'm still competent. I'm still capable. I'm still really good Make it a bit rough like it goes through some Yeah, I mean he He owes job of money. That's how it's, you know, the movie ends with him It's like, how am I gonna get this money back? No force as well. No force. No force. Yeah, no force. Fuck that shit Is his um timeline should be force less Yeah, especially with the Events of the universe people would be wanting to all the force sensitive people they are in hiding They are not going to display that they're not going to show it off. They're going to be very careful about it. They're not gonna It's just for the liners like It doesn't believe in it. It's like, yeah So we can't show him that it's a true thing because you know, they were trying to they're going to do a trilogy with um What we saw in fucking solo, uh That involves dathmore and it's like how you're going to get dathmore and han solo meeting and interacting in any way Without him being like, oh shit. The force is definitely a real thing It could be he could run into an agent of darth mal or The agent that he meets could refer to some piece of information that we would know is an audience that refers to like the phantom menace But we don't particularly know it could refer to Uh, I could the you know due to injury sustained on Naboo, you know, that's that's the are we forced to use darth mal do you think or Oh, if we're not then I he's fucking dead. Well, that's the thing. I don't want him alive I wanted that thing. I don't want him to be yeah, if it's up to me darth mal is dead um, if it was one of those I almost feel like it'd be more interesting to have Studio meddling to a degree to create these like you you have to you make the movie But it has to have this component and how you make it work is kind of interesting. Yeah, I see Just just it's almost like it's a challenge mode Kind of yeah, that's uh, that's an interesting thought to me I don't think they that studio exec should do that. Um Then again, that's how you get tlj. So the fuck knows what I want. I don't even know what I want at this point That's something I actually wanted to talk about before the we always complain about studio interference for movies that are bad A lot of the time people will we never complain like we never praise studio interference There's never a movie that we go like, you know what that was good because the studio probably requested that we do x y mp I wish the studio inner. I wish disney interfered the fuck with the last jedi I Man I'm just there's which king double casting fear on israel Well gill If that does make it last longer. Oh god. He has a fucking Life sap move. Oh, it's not very good. So it's fine Yeah, this this is basically a fight where I'm fighting the witch king is these two and There's no way he can stop me from auto resurrecting. So it's just a matter of time Combat yeah, this is the thing someone said like no, the game is good. If you think it's like no, this shouldn't be possible. I'm sorry Uh The bad things joel did in his past with a survive in a harsh will the bad thing abby did was entirely for own personal gratification Her lust for revenge Well, we never get to discuss that in the last of us too never happens Never go over why joel did what he did Or why he he never explains anything characters don't they they waste so much fucking time On nothing on nothing when they should be saying things and What are we because as a lot of people pointed out as well Um, do you remember the part where ellie's mask breaks and so it becomes clear that she's immune Uh, yeah to a friend that never gets brought up Nope People can be immune. Yeah, that's right. They should shat your whole world. You'd be like, holy fuck And then instead she's like i'm pregnant. You're like, oh, we'll do it that now. Okay Oh, like we're having a fucking contest here. I thought who has the coolest coolest attribute Also, that would make some really It was so weird when you were playing it the the damn like the whole jewish thing. Yeah, I was so confused watching that I'm like, what do we do most people are I don't I don't think anybody was like this We're what are we doing? Like it's you ask yourself that several times in the game What are they doing? I was just thinking about like how tragic would it be if she wanted to keep the immunity a secret so much that um Even when a mask cracks She's like pretending that it, you know, she's put her hand over and she's like, let's just get out of here I you know, hopefully I didn't breathe enough in like that's what her argument would be And uh like a friend Says like take my mask and they take it off or some shit Yeah, trying to like they they think that they are sacrificing themselves to save her. Yeah But turns out that it was not necessary That could be pretty um tragic. Yeah We we just in in fucking two minutes of random off-the-cuff conversation came up with something way more interesting and potentially emotionally satisfying Then like what if jesse, right? What if he was just such a good friend? Such a cool fucking dude such a bad ass motherfucker that he sacrificed himself To save ellie from the spores and he had a really impactful meaningful death Like wow instead. He's instead. He's just guy they forget about yeah, he's killed And it's still all about joel, which by the way, I think it should be a lot about joel But nobody remembers jesse Yeah, like jesse was a character who seems to be really well liked and he seems to be a really good guy and They are just like a fuck it just no one remembers He just fades into obscurity like tommy Well, at least jesse had a clean death tommy gets humiliated It's just like what are you doing game? What are you doing? Oh, there was a clip. I don't know if it was a recent podcast, but I saw it from The last of a subreddit where Neil Druckman is lamenting on having seen lots of reviews where they clearly don't understand the ending And uh, well we do though It's it is the thing he cuts himself off. He's like they don't understand that they don't they don't see Why she would like like spare abby's life and he goes over how Um, she spares her because to kill her would be to lose the last piece of humanity she has left No, I think and and here's the thing. I think revenge Is a really human thing Yeah, like if you if you are never vengeful if you never want revenge if you never want justice What a shitty human you are The whole so this is what I mean about especially when it's in post apocalypse You have your group and there's another group and you're both aware of each other Whatever and one of them just comes over to your group steals a bunch of shit and kills one of you You're like, well, don't get revenge. That's more people dead. It's like no To be punished for this like this can't stand what they've done is fucked Yeah, like I I'm I want justice to be done against the bad people who did a bad thing to me and the people I care about Like even if you can't do it It's it's even fine if you can't actually do it Characters need to struggle with the fact that they wish they could but they can't physically enact justice And it changes how they behave in the future and this game so absurdly fucking argues that revenge like takes your humanity away When they show us abby taking it in the most violent way possible and then she's living a pretty happy life where she's um She herself is pretty like Self-actualized let's put it that way and she's rescuing people She's doing lots of good things and we're learning about how she's a good person I'm like, so what where's her loss of humanity? Where's her turning into a psychopath? This is where the themes do not match with what we're presented as and if you're neil druckman And you're watching all of these people quote unquote not get it at what point do you say I failed to convey a message Well, he would so many people just do not get it even if you think you're totally right at what point do you go as a creator? I failed People don't get what i'm laying down that when she decides to kill ellie For having ellie having killed her friends. That's where she's becoming a person who's lost her humanity And I'd be like so the first one was okay. It's the second one where she's losing him out. Okay You can't win. Uh, that was the problem with her campaign. You had two choices One make her the crazy person that she is and you play as her and you you realize her life is hell It's just constant violence And she constantly deals with it and so what she did to joe was just another day on the job sort of thing But it was for doesn't yeah does anything about it Totally normal. It's just something you do. She's joe before we meet joe Or you make her a good person who does get revenge, but you have to change the scene where he dies You can't keep it the same Yeah, um She she wants catharsis. She she wants what she thinks is justice But Again, you don't have the scene where joe's like like who are you? Why are you so anal about wanting to kill me? And then she's like you killed my dad and it was like when when was this What was your dad trying to kill me? He probably was I mean, do you this is like none of this is explored Well, we talked about this on none of this was 98 where we were like if someone killed my dad And I found them and I had them at my mercy You know what? I would be like I'll be like hey, why'd you do it? Why the fuck did you do that as far as I know? My dad was a great dude and he did a lot for me and he meant a lot to a lot of people So why'd you do it tell me? Instead she's like no, I'm pretty sure he's really bad Oh, so lame And if I came to a And like how it's so much more interesting to learn like what would a character do if it turns out the person They thought was a hero and a wonderful person was actually a super villain And all the people they had wronged wanted revenge like how do you deal with that? How do you come to terms with that? That's interesting. You can do a lot of character work there The last of us does none of that last of us too does not even let's do it Even the simplest of changes When Joel we're keeping everything else the same just to make a point here. He's like Y'all sound like you heard of us and then you can have her Like already in tears and she like Does a little like sniffle before saying Because I have and then she does the execution instead of the pain And then she goes to her knees As if like a it's done like It's done just She doesn't know what to do. It's all finished And then the rest of her campaign is her like dealing with PTSD and how killing him wasn't What she wanted actually and she's fucked up I mean they happen to they never did anything with the fact that he saved her life But like that's what's so bizarre. They have him Saving her life and she doesn't even register that like I'm only I'm only live. She calls him a stupid old man Well, yeah, it's like I I'm only alive to be able to take this revenge because the person I was going to take revenge against saved my life Like now I'm in a really fucking weird position. They don't even address that shit Fuck this game. It's so shit. And this is well This is why so you get this emotional speech from him about the meaning of the end of the game I'm just sitting there like I'm sorry. You don't get to get away with this after you've like combined several tangled messages throughout your whole game You were really incompetent with how you delivered it To the point where people think you were malicious like that's how much you fucked up Which by the way people think you hated the first game How many times does that come up like everyone assumes ryan johnson hated stuff Yeah, I was convinced that uh ryan johnson's The idea behind the tlj was to kill stars as an ip to protect it from being run into the ground Like by a million sequels that are all the same like tfa over and over and over again Like the the only reason you theorize something like that is because of the movie is so malicious to the the franchise itself I'd say it is it it looks almost Like painstakingly created By someone who wanted to surgically just exercise All the good from something So anyway Oh, yeah, anyway, that's that's our little tangent about that Um, I bet jim doesn't go down on his s o because it would be selfish What is that in reference to Jim wouldn't go down on his s o because it would be selfish But it isn't like i'm assuming it's like a Reference something he said that could be twisted To maybe that i'm assuming. Um, also when it come uh barathol died and he didn't have auto resurrect But idril did and then she died because she was feared so his infinite attacks from the witch king And now on resurrection I hit frenzy and then I put all to resurrect and resurrect and everyone's back to full health yay You have no who to swing for first pad team, but well I don't think that they can't win though like it doesn't matter who Um because when I wake up and I get a double resurrection on waking up like yeah, they're fucked Um, by the way, he's only at half health. I've been swinging at him for like ages Which is why I wonder if this is possible without it Did they intend to do this like I would love to talk to it if you if you're listening to e-fap and you are a designer for Lord of the Rings the third age on Gameboy and playstation whatever an xbox whatever it came out on I would love to talk to you about Just what the fuck what were you thinking? Like we won't be mean We really won't I just want to know like what was going on Because it's really odd that a major mechanic is constantly resurrecting your teammates. That's strange Yeah, it's almost like that's like that's the meta like that's that's supposed to be an in-game core mechanic It's about resurrecting people Yeah, it comes across that way Like it's about doing that and if you said that to the dev team It's like wouldn't you want us to make it about like resurrection? It's like a really rare ability that's hard to pull off and that people dying is a significant thing not a constant thing Yeah Like yeah, my character died, but it's okay. I can just resurrect them with my magic You know um to symbolize fear by the way They they've got a picture of the spooky ghost from the the marshes when in two towers when they walk across Oh and Frodo is grabbed by the spooky ghost Huh? Yeah That's an odd choice I mean you could have just had the witch king's face. I suppose but um or just a spooky just a spooky face In fact their choice is dumb because Frodo was enthralled by the creature that was in there and he went towards it That's not fear. That's the opposite He does get spooked though Is that it's not the face that's dead. It's the ghost face, you know the one that comes after oh, okay. All right. I got you Yeah, that makes sense That makes sense. Please don't mention abby's lust. I'm getting flashbacks. Oh He's saying not letting ellie die for the cure is bad But I doubt the fireflies would be able to make it then give the cure to everyone You know, that's a really good fucking point. I'm glad you brought that up. It's a constant about it debate that one Yeah, we talked about that pretty extensively Like tonal bring it up as a favorite game of his and he doesn't like that ending because Joel did a bad I'd be like I would be curious to once he's finished this act one to go over the choice with him If I'm gonna be honest if that wasn't tonal, I would have really challenged him on that Oh, yeah, we were but I feel like I didn't want to I thought I felt I was reading the room I felt there was a dynamic Um, but I would be very curious to if that was anyone else I would have challenged him on the spot Um But I think tonal I I feel like I could have had a ton conversation with tonal about it We all could have because I feel like you were sort of quiet like me You're like, okay. Well, it was the context really wasn't let's discuss the the Philosophical choice at the end of the last yeah, the question was just hey, what's a favorite game of yours? but Tonal is someone that I feel like we could change his mind Perhaps yeah, uh, I wouldn't mind exploring with him. See what he thinks ask some questions Hmm very much He's not a he's not some stubborn guy who's who's just determined to you know to to see things one way no matter what I really do think he's he's smart enough and Good enough in terms of how he Good enough, but he's the kind of person you could you could change their mind He's not tied to this position in some irrational way. Yeah Uh Congratulations, you've finally reached the big 100. Thank you all for the entertainment You've given me to listen to while I work this summer long live the toxic brood. Love you guys Thank you very much Thank you very much And to think you got entertainment this summer. Well this winter you'll have plenty of things too If you've gone through if I 100 already Boy, we ain't stopping full speed ahead after we take a short short break Yes, then full speed ahead this this video will be listened to once we've managed to fully record it stitch it together and upload it So it could be what's what where are we right now? I don't know if we'll get it in time for this saturday um But it'll just be a few days after um Hardcore henry and then batwoman and then this I think that's the timeline So yeah, and then a few efat movies Which will essentially be the supplementary Until efap comes back which it will be on its way just sorting out some assets Don't be wonderful. I think you'll like him. We like him so far. They're very cool arena We got production values up in this business. Yeah, hollywood bought us out. Sorry guys There was the price of having to re getting to remake the the disney movies is that we had to sell efap Would you do that? I wouldn't would I sell efap? Would you would you give up efap if you could? Make the next star wars trilogy Because here's so because like we get to the aspect of this question is that could I not just start another podcast? Yeah, that's the thing. Um Yeah, that's that's a weird question because obviously if I because like with that in mind. Yeah, sure I'd give up efap I'd make the three movies and then moller and I would just make another podcast with a new name And we would be the heroes who saved fucking star wars Well, I wouldn't want to be too vain, but I think we're gonna do better than fucking sequel trilogy just saying I think we would do a darn good job. I think we could really in terms of ideas. Certainly. There's the filmmaking that I'm just unfamiliar with But I really I'm legitimately confident that we could Make a great movie So, yeah, um, if but if we address the spirit of the question Which I think is would you stop like in the contract says no more online content for the entire duration of creating the movies And we're looking at a five-year sort of cycle Uh, would you do that? I don't think so Oh, I'd be tempted though because of like, yeah, I could you it ain't it ain't something that I say I know it came off lighthearted and I said that but or flippant, but I really I'd be very tempted. I gotta I think the the parameters I need concluded or confirmed are freedom um Because if it's like a garth edwards situation or you know directors that like They mainly puppets slash they get their project completed and then someone else reshoots a whole bunch of it and changes at all So if I had like guarantees Basically what dnd had with game of thrones where it was like not only did you get as much time as you want You get as much money as you want you get as much of a season As money episodes and you can write whatever you want if we get that I'm not sure that I would uh, I would give up the opportunity Yeah, that's I I don't want to devalue what we do but podcasts Are one thing I mean, I would start right back as soon as the project over Yeah, I think it's a very unique opportunity in order to have that kind of create creative control over such a cultural phenomenon in our media I Yeah I like how that wasn't even in a in a super chat. We just sort of We just like thinking about it. This is why it's gonna take us 37 hours. Yes Yeah, we're up to two now in this. Uh, I mean we're up to five Yes, up to five five hours now Uh boom boom Reached 100. Uh the nerd z-party podcast. Thank you for being a great example Of inter see this one says intellectual. I can't I need interlocutal from now on. I need interlocutal. It's too perfect Uh discussion on film review all hail the dawn. Absolutely. Hail the dawn He will save us He saved us from captain maul dude like damn He did that was amazing the corrected ending of endgame Blast when I saw Hi long man. Hello congrats on 100. Are you gonna watch lovecraft country with jay long bone any hype for the dune movie in december? Also, hi ragasus Hello Lovecraft country with jay long bone Is she like I was planning on seeing it because I'm interested in checking it out, but it's jj abrams I'm a little bit tired of jj abrams Goddamn um And I think I talked to you before but the trailer I was like vaguely interested and then it starts showing loads of monster stuff And then the trailer ends with cthulhu like attacking someone and I was like, oh Yeah, because of course because of course because of course I was just like why would you do that? I don't even I said this to you. I think then I wouldn't even have him in season one if I was gonna do him I'd be like no this needs to be hugely special something like it would be like the end of the series It would be about the effects that he has on people it would be about the things that people do it would It would be about him. Yeah, we need to it wouldn't be here. He is everybody. It's cthulhu ha ha ha everyone knows cthulhu here It is ha ha I feel like everybody does that with lovecraft content. They're just like, oh look at the monster So spooky like No, it's the fear. It's the madness. That's the unimaginable horror is so horrifying that you can't even grasp it It's so fucking spooky. You're not supposed to understand it It doesn't know there there are no explanations. There is no ability for the mortal mind to comprehend these kinds of things That's why it drives people insane. That's why it's so terrifying. It's such a cool idea This is why I want a frictional to make a almost strictly love crafting game because amnesia has a lovecraft influence We know that they could do it I feel like they could almost nail it. They I imagine they know the point Being made not not. Hey look spooky monster. Whoo Oh look, it's smashing things. It's gonna kill you. It's like you've already lost me. Oh, it's big. Oh, no Aren't you gonna run away from the spooky monster? I you'd have to it's a little bit moment more to it than that I know there'll be people will like you should check out blah blah blah. That's a good example of um The I've not consumed like all adaptations, but of the ones I have I've been very disappointed I imagine that kind of thing that annoying me we could do it though. We could check it out Yeah, I haven't read lovecraft. I just have an understand like I listen to a biopic biopic of him And the way that his books are portrayed and synopsis And It's very much the kind of story that benefits greatly from being a book Yeah, because books are movies you direct in your head And that's really ties in great whole concepts of core and spookiness and extra dimensional super beings Yeah, might check it out. I'll um, I'll send a message J long bone about it I don't know if she's planning on reacting to it or or just checking out in general I assume it's not like batwoman. I assume it's like gonna be of a standard But I have a standard. Hey batwoman's a solid Well, it's JJ ever like what am I talking about? I don't know. Fuck it. Like well, yeah, baby Um, the second question was any hype for the dune movie? I'm Cautious optimism isn't even as far as I go these days Yeah, I I read dune. I liked it a lot. I thought it was a really cool fun book to read I do not care at all for dune the dune lore. I well, I think the universe is really interesting I want some dune dune lore videos that were kind of I'll tell you what what's gonna happen is it'll come out If we watch it, we'll probably be like meh about it And then people will be like like fans will either be furious or love it. I'll be furious Well in this thing, I I won't be able to do much with that. I'll just be like, I don't I don't know Anything about dune. So what do you know, that's me the basic stuff like did does the pot make sense to the characters? I mean the film's gonna stand on its own They just be film stuff So maybe we'll check it out. Maybe we'll talk about it. Who knows bring on someone who knows they love. Sorry not Dune wall Real might just be so excited to go to a damn theater and watch something that I just watch it to watch Go see bill and ted rex Uh Where are we do do Lovecraft there this um if jim stealing favors the group over the individual then why does he eat so much? Oh Because um, he favors a group of food over an individual food. Yes He'll always prefer a group of fries over a fry. You would never consume a single unit of food It has to be in conjunction with another unit at least one Yeah, it has to be the max stack of food that his inventory will allow 9999 foods is also one of the covids for um, I think it was e-fap part two or three of a hundred they were like Man, I miss wolf and how uh Sort of straightforward. He is straight narrow. He is and they had a timestamp and I was like, I wonder what this is I clicked it. It was um Wolf saying, you know, some people complain about us make a foot of fat people Maybe don't be fat That's all he had to say about the subject right narrow wolf it's like um Yeah, like I'm I think we've talked about this before but it's just like yeah, I I'm totally cool with insults going back and forth I mean that video insulted us I mean it, you know, what I'm trying to get is like, hey guys, it's okay. You can say that we suck too You can say that we have like annoying voices or we talk I mean, they do say we talk too much. They do say that we don't know how to Be concise how to edit that we like Pretend to be into into the cuticles because like I can't resist saying it. Um You know all all the things you can imagine, right? And it's just like but those aren't insults. Those are observations and we'll be like, right But again, I am way more. Okay with someone listing off 70 insults compared to you lied in that video, by the way Yeah, you're a liar Why are we trying to be careful with using liar? Remember how long it took us to throw it out for a Ralph? It was really we were like, hmm I yeah, I mean I jumped to it quicker than you did but I think yeah, you went you went for liar pretty quickly I went uh soon after and then jay was the last one to be convinced But once he saw the clip was used in the video where it was ignored. It's like well Then he was like, yep I use a liar the special kind of incompetence to uh Have that happen by accident. Well, yeah, I have high standards for people who do this as a living And with you should have the experience necessary to you should be aware of these things. You're not just some guy You've done this a lot. You should you should know better quite frankly I just I don't I don't know why because Why leave it out? You're only gonna you know, like from the pragmatic point of view if he was like, haha I will lie about this to make it look worse like do people will know though People will point this out and at worst people will ignore your valid points because you've done this Yeah, you've already really poisoned this kind of conversation Because uh, I it happened to me on the black panther video It's like if mola can't get the date right in the opening then why would I listen to the rest of the arguments? It's like, right? Okay It happens I'm sorry. I think even like I'm fascinated by like the whole gimli thing That cinematic venom did that was fascinating Like it was hilarious, of course. Well, because I didn't believe it. I was legitimately interesting Like they tried to he tried to really justify that Uh, I was almost like bravo on you they play we play and I'm just like no, that's not no No one would say that so like Something I'm missing a context piece of some kind like it's a joke or it's a reference or it's it's something It can't be an actual criticism Because he does go on to explain the problem as if we don't know what the problem is From saying that gimli wants them dead. He then goes on to explain Gimli previously wanted them alive and we're like Yeah That would be a problem. Yeah this Some of the most fascinating uh content on youtube and of course Every time our audience sees stuff like that. They're like, okay, some opinions some opinions could be wrong very wrong You're watching movies wrong watching movies cinematic venom and Uh patrick need to team up what I'm I'm legitimately curious what that I'm still finding the witch king by the way Oh, shit. I don't know how someone should do a tally when they listen to this How many times have I resurrected barathorn idril? I feel like we've passed the fucking 30 mark at least by now Gee something absurd. Honestly. I'm not actually paying enough attention at it. I'm just I'm a robot right now It's attack attack attack until you die then self resurrect attack attack attack This is great by the way Um Saving loved ones equals extremely selfish Well as we went over if you want to classify every single action you do as Motivated by the fact that it'll make you feel good as a as a good thing to have done like being altruistic makes you happy Therefore every decision you ever make is selfish sure You all you've done now has just made it so the discussion on like selfish versus selfless actions is non-existent Yeah, you've kind of changed the word to a point where The conversation is almost pointless I can't yeah the the whole idea Well, if we had him in the call I would be like so what is a selfless Act and I feel like whatever he references will be able to turn into a selfish one. Oh, yeah, absolutely I think we have to start the ground level and say that being so doing things that benefit you is not bad Of course. No, yeah do things that benefit you In fact, it is very easy to I think it's very easy to make the argument that The world runs on a beneficial form of self selfishness There's nothing wrong with that actually well, see this is the thing man If someone said yes, that is my core belief that we all act selfishly and that we those decisions are made In the interests of other people because it makes us happy to look after them. I'd be like, that's fine Um, so now all we need to do is figure out if what Joel did Was altruistic or not and you're like well, it wasn't because he wanted it. It's like, um I'm fine with him wanting it if it creates Good things or wants her to live. I don't know Yeah, like what it's like we wanted to be some robot who just Like there's a Well, if I shot someone to save your life and they're like you only did that because you want rags alive I'd be like well, but Yeah, yeah I don't know what a shit. I just horrible person. I am you need more Need way more. It's such a Whatever of course. I'm complaining that someone doesn't go into enough depth on their uh criticism Yeah, you would say that you would come on man dirty longgoid Also, he is really low health right now. I'm so excited Wow Nearly there Chippin away. It's because I don't have hard hard to deal 20k per turn Best we can do is 5k per turn Oh man Oh geez Idril just died. Oh, she's alive. What the fuck? Oh my god. Holy fuck So that's how it feels to send a super chat. Cool. Thanks for two years of fantastic content my ewoks Mola finish your joker video and hi ragu Hello, um, thank you very much and joker won't be next God is such a such a juggle right now of projects. I want to do but uh loss of us to Once I've sorted out Where e-faps going next uh asset wise that's the thing I want to be focusing on and I have no Sense of promise for where and when things are going to be dropping out. No idea. Um, but Let's just say the last of us two video is going to be a little different from a lot of the ones I've done so far a lot of what I've collected so far just loads of clips For evidence and comparisons and stuff. It's all lined up in a big timeline I don't even have a script that slots them in yet They're all just pieces of information that I know are really useful for proofs Very strange, uh, I don't usually do things this way But I'm hoping it'll turn out to be a pretty strong video regardless because the last was two Isn't great. I'll put it that way It's kind of shite So, yeah, I mean we haven't talked about it at all really, uh on on this or an e-fap, but uh, yeah, there's a couple problems all problems Just here and there so um But yeah, so that one I still want to make the knives out one I still want to make the joker one and of course tfa needs to be continued. I kind of need to clone myself um Because I've got someone editing uh videos for me as well. So it's um All kinds of things all along the way and it's funny as well because this year has been a free year quote-unquote Uh, without having to deal with new releases all the time and yet still Struggling can't shut up Yes, it's basically us. It's a disease. Oh good. I beat him Yay, yay Even a Nazgul can't withstand our power. It's kind of awkward that um The witch king is running over fleeing from barathorn idril only to defeat gandalf in a fight. It's like, hmm He broke his staff Like wow, you lost to us, but obviously you can you can fuck up gandalf. Okay I still it's one of the things I don't get in in uh In lord the rings. I don't know. I don't understand what I'm being told when the witch king can blow up gandalf staff Yeah, I could gandalf cast magic anymore or canty, but he gets it back later. So I don't like I don't Wait, does he I thought he he doesn't have a wrestle movie I thought he I thought he got it like in the after Did he have in the after like the epilogue and stuff? Uh, I would have to check that but that wouldn't be an issue for me It would be an issue to see him having it in like palano or whatever Um Because he does lose the staff From fellowship and he has a different one when we see him again, which tells me that he got one from Rivendell I assume Um, I don't know. I guess they have some staffs This thing they got a little staff shop They don't get much um Activity there, but when they do Man, do they get a sale, you know Plies them for a lot of wizards to sell to Yeah Gandalf turns up to buy one and star months then he's like, oh, this is awkward. Hey, man Can we just I'm just picking up miss. You know, sorry. You're on the do not sell list. Oh, yeah Oh, man. You know, we've done. I know we did business that once but uh, yeah Someone's like, I will not buy from here if if if you sell to Gandalf. He's like, that's 50% of my customers You can only sell it to people Well, of course, one of them is like you can't sell for the other person You could be selling to radigast and uh, those those blue wizards that some people have talked about. I don't know if they're still Radigast would make his own the blue people Yeah, there's this there's five wizards brown one gray one white one and two blue ones that's that's how it works and then White one goes evil and dies and gray one dies and comes back as a white one Wizards are weird in Lord the Rings. I don't really know what else to say about that. It's uh They keep it nice and nice and vague But uh, Gandalf's never shown to be You know so powerful that he's not using moves that he clearly should be Uh, the only thing the most powerful thing. I think we see him do Is the shield that blocks the balrog attack Yeah, but um I don't know how he would apply that in the gondor fight other than casting it on everyone everywhere He's just like shields for everyone like that. Yeah, putting it around you as you're still In preparing and very focused Is it clearly being able to just put it around other people at a distance? He's like exasperated after uh, if the valrog falls as well. It's uh, it's tiring shit But then when he's falling, he's like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's let's swing this sword Let's fight on a mountaintop because gandalf's badass Can do it I just love the idea that they fall in the water the balrog swims to the Like some kind of shore gets up and starts running away and gandalf's like, hey Fuck ain't done with you. He's like the whole fucking hell man. He's crying What's wrong with your old man? Oh, no footage from the movie. Bye. Bye um Yeah, I like as well that this one says so that's how it feels to set a super chat. I think a hundred was um People were sending a lot of people were sending in their first super chat just because it was like, yeah, we did it to a hundred so People like how does this even work? Uh, hello to all e-fap crew from long time watcher praise the dawn and high wags Hello I require immediate euthanasia. Please stop mr. Fat man Okay, I guess soon that's referencing jib Uh jib if you disagree with me you must be evil Oh, yeah, he uh You got that vibe He's decrying the shit out of people who take issue with the realism of abby. He fucking hated them He would even reference people who were like, I don't find you're attractive. He's like, what's wrong with you? Okay, how dare you find Hot women attractive, but you'd better fucking find abby attractive. Like what a weird guy Got a wall four revenge theme is so much better with freya willing to die for his son But kratos sees boulder is a lost cause also high rags. You're my lightning rod Say what? You're you're apparently their lightning rod Oh, man, they're lightning rod of oh, I wonder what of the facture of hate of the big gay But yeah, you don't need to say god a wall does revenge better Just literally name anything as we said teletubbies does revenge better. Helitubbies does revenge better To the long men who formed the toxic brood the dawn and I raise our glass of rhino milk to you good sirs Keep the critique objective and finish it down tfa videos mohler. Oh Soon enough I've set a precedent now. Okay. It was It was like one week between the first two then one month or something between the next set or a couple months And then it was a year. So now I have what five years. Is that how it scales? I don't know but uh, that's some forward thinking it will come eventually it will come Thank you very much. Um Can you and rag sexually whisper my name, please? Oh, let me let me post it to you. It's the name I'm assuming that's myth or path six Myth or path six. Yeah, I think so. I think that's what it is So we could say myth or path six myth or path six It's like, yes, I can make my name video I know that that's supposed to be like the sexy voice is saying it like that, but I never really I don't know. But it's not really the voice you make, you know while you're You know, while you're doing the big stuff all the big fuck doing the big suck while you're making the beast with two backs um All the beast with two forwards You either speak. Oh, it's yeah, it's it's just weird. I don't know I find it kind of cringy In a way. Well, everyone's got the different things. You know, what can you say? It just doesn't doesn't quite do it doesn't quite do All right, I've got my full team back to normal now. And so I'm just like, oh, yeah And I was super OP again. I guess I'll just carry on Wait, why isn't oh, yeah, Gimli casts super OP defenses and I'm just uh, he's the owl zone. Whatever Oh, this one just says you know lots of things that could be referring to No Happy anniversary boys and Theo. I hope you're getting enough sleep um Of course, I believe we did recharged the old batteries Can confirm Moments after leaving the womb 20 years later, I single-handedly entered the existence of women in star wars my bad Holy fuck. We are good. You know what I'm saying? At least we found the dude That's him right there officer. I wanted to do our horn too much but Damn, we are We're pretty impressive Happy 100th toxic brood. I gotta open my store today. If you guys still aren't live when I'm done I'll be disappointed lol also high rags Hello unless you kept your store open for 27 hours I'm glad we have appointed you I'm all the police say my username in a dramatic voice Stuart warburton That sounds like a teacher. I am not trying to rob you Stuart you have not given in your homework. You bastard Do you know um in Oh, it was In uh My history class. I think we had a teacher was like very Anti if you don't give him your homework. You're like a bad person like but he wouldn't He would like shame you in terms of disappointment not in anger So yeah, you just be like you don't turn it in. He just looks down. He's like Then walks away even if you're given an explanation. He'd be like Um, yeah Uh, and so your parents are legitimately disappointed. You feel extra bad. You wish that they would just yell at you And uh, he was in a particularly bad mood And so he was doing this thing where the classroom was set. So it was a big ring around the room Um, well half a ring I guess And then he was obviously sat in a place where he could he could teach and uh, he would point to you And you either say yes or no in relation to homework. He didn't want anything else Just yes or no. And so it would be like yes. Yes. Yes No, maybe like And then move to the next visit. Yes. Yeah, but he got to a friend of mine Oh my god, it was so funny I wish I remembered it clearer because we would we would invite us all this somebody fucking times he got to him he was like So I did it was done. I did it. I def I completed it and like I put it in like a and he was looking at him Already like super frustrated because he's broken the rules already. He was like I put it in like um like a folder and then So like I was having breakfast this morning and my dog grabbed it And just started throwing it and and and each piece that came out It just sort of like you'd stand on it and then just tear them and it was like I couldn't uh Bring it in like and it was just ruined it was it was it was uh And just stopped Did you just say your dog at your home like nobody fucking uses that argument you serious They were they're a wiss They're a better lies is what I was gonna say There are better lies even if it was the truth that you dog at your homework. Don't fucking say that shit, man. That's like Unless you're going for the angle that it's so cliche, but it actually happened Like I'm just as shocked and exasperated as you but I can't proof uh, you'd be all right But why would you even try I just I feel like it's just a fucking disaster because it just sounds like you're making shit up Um, he did not prove obviously He said he didn't bring in any of the the shattered pieces Which by the way, you could obviously just fucking do yourself Because it would it would have been you know too too stupid to do that inappropriate Unlike people would just like giggle it and shit I just remember it because I'd always known my dog ate my homework as like a meme in simpsons And some other stuff I think the dog does actually eat bot's homework in one of the episodes Uh, give me a second. I'm gonna use the loo So yeah, anyone who's listening in school who still has homework to give in and stuff, um Don't use that as an excuse instead You know use something a lot more believable maybe even personal just say, um, you're almost better off Saying something like Uh, something happened. Can I speak to you about it? Um You know after class whatever make it sound very serious. You'll be much better off than saying Yo, my dog ate my homework Also, if you've noticed anyone who's watching the gameplay I cast a shield spell Which has actually done really good for, um All the health of my party. We haven't lost a single unit But if I had opened with flames of ruin, I think both of these would be dead by now So I guess I'm curious if uh We can kill them Let's go with gilgallad rampage I think that's more than loud water fury so worth maybe the flames will kill it Hey I mean the two turns from that dude are gone Uh happy efap 100 efap crew these past two years have been great. Thank you and don bless I'm glad you've enjoyed them two whole years 770 days 365 no wait 127 760 70 uh maths That's how many days You here by the way Yeah, oh, okay. It's like I don't want to carry on without a Bad you'll be here. Uh, oh, I'm here All right Some believe our cocks are inflexible. I disagree bilbo joel baggins Hmm Oh mine is currently quite flexible Yeah, I was recently reminded of the wolf man when a youtuber. I like reviewed alpha and omega man physics Hmm That was before I'd even uh a new wolf's channel existed All that stuff We talking about the wolf man with um What was that that it was um He played uh old zoro in mask of zoro. Um, no, I think they were friends. I'm not wolf man like They said the wolf man is it I think it's just you know, but I know when you're talking about Anthony Hopkins Benicio del Toro, right? It's uh, I think it's called the wolf man I remember liking that Um, I wonder if it's any good. Yeah, I I can't remember it It could be in reference whenever someone references to it. Um, pretty sure they say it's bad Um, I yeah, I can't I guess think I can't I can remember so little about it It's very possible that I liked it and it's just terrible like van Helsing. Well, I don't know if van Helsing Yeah, we'll find out. We'll find out. Yeah I'm thinking of doing that one as like, um When we when we know this space for next week the nothing nothing big is happening We'll be like, okay, everyone homework Watch van Helsing and the next podcast will be about it. All right. We'll talk about it Well, Halloween will be upon us. We gotta do some spooky watchy movies We can do yeah, it's fan Helsing count. It's a spooky movie. I guess so yeah, it's got it's got Dracula And Frankenstein in there and vampires. It's it's a little more light-hearted, but it does definitely uh, sort of fit under the It's a spook movie. It's just it's got spookies in We loved spooky Happy 100th fap come cover a movie bob video. Yeah, we we didn't actually do that He was defeated in the um in the in the proceeding meme and yet he wasn't covered. What's that about? Hmm Also, I have evil mode to play now Why is jim stealing popular again this video does not convince me the rest of the channel is any better Who's he's not he's not lost his popularity at any point I would I would say um No, he's he he started a long time ago. Um, he's been kind of going ever since because I'm aware and Yeah, he's not all bad takes. I would want to clarify anybody who thinks it is he just has a lot of yeah That's the evil Wait, that's helms deep. Okay. I don't think I've done helms deep. Let's do it Uh, have you done those watched hardcore henry yet? Yes. Yes, we have You shall discover such things soon enough Jim sterling is like eric andre if you weren't self aware Hmm Oh, dude, I'm playing as the ladders remember the ladders Oh, are you a ladder? I hope so This is the weird thing for balancing so they knew that um I get to respawn enemies as long as the ladders are up Which means the enemies can now like insta kill a lot of my team And it's just it's just weird as fuck Um, because they're usually not this powerful, but yeah, like you get people respawning hurry and climb those ladders boys All right, what does this do last so You see a move called the filth of saruman and you're like, what does that do blast foes with corrupted earth? Okay All right I'm gonna poison legolas. Fuck you legolas Dude, if I had a green laser at him and it poisoned him, how cool is that? That's what lasers do they poison you Wasn't Jim one of those people used to argue against the idea that games can cause violence Yeah, that was a really weird part in the video where he like implies that Games make people violent or some shit It just makes you flip out all the way Uh, they should watch old movie bob videos on video game violence peepo smug We um, don't worry movie bob will be covered again. I'm sure of it Oh fucking aid and attacks the ladder and gets a triple critical Really spawning for me spawn me a suicide grunt do it Do it Violent video games cause violence. Okay boomer. See that he definitely did do that, didn't he? Yeah, definitely made you made an appeal to it because there wouldn't be this many responses about it if he didn't Because I do remember that happening um This is what about jamie lannister. I assume that's in reference to like, um The sort of you take a bad guy and make them a good guy almost with the the storyline That's um again the bad thing that jamie does is attack ned stock um And and enjoy the fight with him and kill the mad king where we have no context for outside of It was stabbing a king in the back which is perceived as a very bad even if the king is hitler um And then he's just an asshole to a lot of people So like if those are parameters, right? It's not hard to to recontextualize all that to make a good guy Is it? Yeah, because we we know so little there's so much to be explored Oh and he threw a kid out of um out of a tower that's true, but in fairness If that kid had revealed what he was doing in that tower which For reference, right? If you don't know he was sleeping with his sister Who is married to the king of westeros and if that information comes out Uh, not only are the barathians and the lannisters gonna be at war But he will be executed and their marriage is over and well Lots of things will go wrong A lot of terrible and uh, I've always seen it as um He because he says the things I do for love and it's just like yeah, he's uh, if you don't kill bran at that point You're kind of screwed It's unfortunate and I don't think it's fucking an example of showing how good of opacity is already thing It's just that you can understand the decision compared to abby where you're like wow Yeah, you're like here's why he did the decision because this and this and this and here would be the consequences and that that that And it's really simple to understand And then of course we have him doing lots of uh heroic things like Saving someone from being raped when it doesn't benefit him whatsoever. Oh then again. I'm sure that's a selfish decision Yeah, he just did it so he'd feel good about himself exactly Which means he's a bad Oh hour two of thirty seven from archangel There you go, right? We've done two hours Oh Well very interesting and we're up to Uh, this video will be in its Five hours and thirty seven minutes. I think Our current recording. I say our current recording because we never stopped recording Of course if someone was to think we stopped we would have yeah if two thirty seven On yeah, it's like if we started measuring from the point that I thought that there was some I guess it was a bug with obs or something or some weird I don't know. That's why I checked to make sure we were online from that point Um, it has been what two and a half hours. Yes, two thirty eight all right Doing doing good pace. I'm sure um Reminds me of rose tico our problems with her all with character and writing the defenders just say we hate women Still doesn't work Nope But uh same as it ever was. I think it does Stagger legolas go for it the boom Legolas has lots of health. I don't want to fight aragorn. He's gonna fuck me up Happy 100th long man. What's your opinion on uncut gems also hyrax? Hello, um thought that question was going somewhere else there for a second. However, I am very uh I've heard it's really good, but we haven't seen it yet. Yeah, we did intend to watch it at one point. It's sort of uh fell below our radar and um Maybe we'll watch it in future. Um Maybe but yeah, I only heard good things I unfortunately have to work through most of this stream So I'll catch the rest of the on the reupload cheers to you massives on this two-year milestone Keep up the great work. Hail the toxic brood and praise the dawn Absolutely. Yes, sir Uh, I'm not sure changing the order would work since most of happy segments take place after joe's torture and aren't related to him or ellie at all um If we play as her for a really long time, you might be able to get us to like her before the event happens Might be able to because it won't feel as forced uh when it I like how it's phrased you might get us to like her You'll I think I think it's almost like a definitive fact that you will get more more in the audience to like her more If you have them play her campaign and then you have her do what she did to joe I think it's undoubtedly the case because you're not You're sitting there and you're just like, yeah, this is a character and instead of holy shit. I fucking hate this person Just taking it in and just like yeah, this is a person whatever When you see her play fat you're like, ah I like her now. You're such a good man. So relatable No Um FF Final Fantasy 14 did exactly that with the main villain of the recent expansion his faction Your group has hated the entire game and by the end of it. He's become one of the game's most beloved characters Yeah, it's a good old-fashioned um thing to do in just writing in general It's a challenge, right make someone who's hated loved like all right and there's there's a couple things you got to get Sorted out and and we've been over just all the different ways that Abby's just kind of fucked in that department Some people are gonna really hard to to bring back. Uh, for example Kylo Ren Being like, yeah, oh, well, I like him because he helped out rey. It's like you do you Hello How do you how do you weigh? You know On your scale of justice. How do you weigh good deeds versus bad? This is the thing that I think some people might be mistaken on I don't um If vader came back with luke at the end of Return of the Jedi he'd need to be arrested um I appreciate what he did and he should it should be noted in whatever Hearing happens, but vader is a fucking war criminal. He's in craze crazy man. He's killed countless people And the question of do you think he's a good man by the end of the the trilogy? I suppose that's up to the the viewers How they weigh everything up and what they believe from what they see But uh, the idea that he's just off the hook or something I always thought that that was a partial bonus of killing him at the end. We don't have to deal with that The the awkward ewoks asking for his arrest Yeah We're gonna listen ewoks He's a fucking monster so calm down ewok 3 And yeah, kyle was even worse. He doesn't even know that He doesn't seem to care about anything. He's done up to that point. He's just like, yeah, I'll be a good guy. I guess Good old kylin He loved ray though. He was cute Oh, yeah, that that really makes it all okay Stop killing all my work Rude Oh I've been suffering from depression all my life, but then efab came along and just made my day for 100 episodes Here's to mohler rags wolf and everyone who made this incredible podcast possible Yeah, you're welcome very much good to hear hope Hope you're doing all right and well, we'll be around Till the other time we ain't going anywhere Can you think of the amount of shitty things are gonna come out? Can you think of the amount of shitty things we haven't even covered? The list is endless Happy 100 he is to 100 more. Oh add an onto the amount Yeah, boy Abby looks like cid from toy story check my twitter for proof I saw that that's funny. We did that was a funny I think self pump quote. He was he made that post that I saw I think that was him Yeah, that was he's that was the super chat was from him. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. I discovered that Uh, naturally One might say while actually browsing for something else. I just happened to see it Very nice More money for my massives keep it up. Also high rags is is Hey Hi, I'm randy the goblin. I'll help you fight the zombies if you give me gold ingots. This is my favorite part Thank you for the 100 episodes you bastards. Here's to 1.2 billion more hashtag praise tonald hashtag kickjay That was such a great episode I Looking at the coverage for uh wisecrack I can't remember why I was watching that video But I remember like being like the video itself is kind of meh But I had stayed until the ad read and I was like, what the fuck was that what he was like, this is my favorite part What the That was a great episode if you want to do an ad sound like you give a fuck Please what's that plagued creations first animation or Good question. I can't remember what his first one was No, it was the indiana jones thing. Wasn't it was that the first one was it I can't remember They're so good. They're both so good. I can't remember which one was the first one I'm fucking his part of the uh, the super meme was also as well Fuck me that happened they had a soundtrack that had I'm a woman in it I'm a woman. Now. I remember there was There was one line from the trailer that we never got that they never actually said in the episode What's that? um I'd have to look it over again But i'm pretty sure that one of the really egregious lines from the trailer never actually showed up in the show Um, because the the being perfect once it fits a woman one was in there Yeah, that was It was something woman, you know something about women But um, I can't remember what it actually was I have to think about it The goblin joel made a sounded decision saving alley the doctor would murder a small girl with no guaranteed cure The miss horrendous also the doctor did it with 12 of the 12 other kids to find a cure He should have studied her blood for a cure I don't even a lot of people have toyed with that one back and forth. I don't know if it's true. There's like, um People talked about a recording where they say like they've they've done it with past cure people I don't I don't I can't comment on that. I'm not sure about it But I feel like if that exists it kind of fucks up, um everything We needed anything else to add to the pot. I was gonna say like once you have that you're like, is there even a decision anymore? Oh, we killed 12 people prior and it didn't work. So fuck Uh, I identified with phasma because actions and character That poor woman gwendoline christie clearly told to say that uh Captain phasma is so wonderful not because Of what did she say not because of the way she looks I guess not because she's a woman just because of her actions and her character Yeah, to be wondering what was going through her mind Maybe maybe she was acting off of some like proto script that they gave to her to read And she's like wow, what an incredibly interesting evil character I'm willing to believe that she loved to be in style. She was told to say that about her character and so she did Yeah, maybe it could be the perfectly innocent, uh context for example We made a movie. You're like, hey marketing team. I'm gonna do some interviews. What am I not allowed to say? You're like, okay, so don't spoil anything in the movie. Um, but when you talk about your character You know, you can talk about how um Your character isn't defined by their womaness or or maybe like, you know, just the way they look It's actually more to do with how they how they act what they do So you just assume You know that there was something. Yeah, you hide that you're like, of course I agree with that because that's how anything good should be right and then you think about your own character Like wait, what am I even talking about? What what am I referring to and funnily enough? She probably would have said the same thing in interviews for tfa and tlj So when she said it about tfa They'd be like, oh, okay. Cool. They watched the movie and they'd be like, huh? She wasn't really in it and then because remember she filmed the scene where she um betrays her team Yeah, but she didn't I don't know if she knew that was in it or not at that point. That was deleted or not? I don't know Actress and character I just I just don't know Don't know I don't I'm not cheered. This is aidan. Did you bring your pillow with you? I don't know because she's a sleepy lady Locks to take naps. Hey Like to nod off. Shadnate in the back. Praise the dawn. Yes May lord brimley look down upon you with glorious diabetes blessings Here I am Maybe At work I've seen dozens of women who look like uzu kai-chan Uh, I've yet to see anyone who looks like abby explain that one jim. Why would you trust your lying eyes? Jim jim knows better than you A test from the last of us was prime woman believable and thumbs up. Yeah test despite being a pretty minor character It was pretty awesome Best prove why abby has unnatural arms. She is constantly flexing non-stop because her body doesn't even feel comfortable with those arms Like I said certain shots, man. They look um, they look like clubs Yeah I want some of that juicy abby meat famous hollywood star rich evans. No, no he wouldn't You know shack and abby just different things. I'm sorry I'm guessing jim won't talk about that nd changed abby's arm muscles to be bigger compared to the original reveal trailer either Well, yeah, because the example they showed was built from is not the same. It's like, oh, right Um, if a 180 degree angle is a straight line, does it does that make a 90 degree angle a gay line? Please I need answers um I guess the further that you get away from a line, which would be a perpendicular Uh more gay you are, you know, it would be a 90 degree. I guess that's the gayest you could be is a 90 degree Line or at 90 degree angle is the gayest you could be Whoa, is anything anything different than that is closer to a straight line than that 90 degree angle This just has a pickaxe and something else. I can't quite recognize All right Chad rate those boob swords, please Oh the boob swords. I remember We should have had him explain whether or not the um the boob swords that jim put on screen were viable in combat I'm thinking I'm thinking definitely Chad when are we getting a sword bikini video? Give him time I can't stop listening to efab 93 help It's kind of mesmerizing. Yeah, it's so that's what to uh, I don't even know how you explain it, right? It's like It's just a disaster that keeps on the trade keeps on crashing and exploding and Reigniting just like oh my god. You can't get any worse. You tell yourself It killed weekend warrior killed on its captain It was a good combo of having a new guest one that worked well chemistry wise on a video that he was Knowledge-belonged subject wise. It was a bit of a perfect storm Yeah, that was a good one I said it's the highest rated episode of 50 plus it'd be interesting to see if it would be the highest rated episode of all time I don't know um I guess it's competition would be 150 and possibly a few others Because would people want to rate episode 100 below 93? Saying jacked is sexist when it refers to overly muscular women I vote to use abbead as a female alternative to jacked slash ass. Yeah Well, uh, whenever girl's pretty pretty built you'll be like, oh nice. You are abbead You're looking really abbead there Hell All right, so I've I've just defeated helms deep as the bad guys. I didn't get to fight aragorn. So that's pretty lame I wanted to kill him wanted to stab him With a good sword Jim straw man is so big they could battle the cosmic chicken But they would fail They would fall Uh need sleep. We'll see you in a few. Good night. Mmm. Amon rags. Good night Good night Oh, oh, yep, there we go. All right, so I've got access to osgiliath evil mode. Woohoo I had no idea this was live, but I found Molly yesterday and I've been loving it all Oh Woo, no that wow. He's an he's a new recruit. We've recruited him into the toxic brood. Be careful There's no leaving it You're tainted for eternity the tendrils will Run into your several veins injecting evil Evil increase ally damage. Yeah, let's do it. Boom. Sure. It won't be super OP Probably not an evil mode. I don't know actually We'll find out mogul shot on let's kill idril first. So she can't resurrect people. You think mogul's sharp? What a horrible move And you you find out it's a raged move Of course it's a raged move and it's like a troll using it or something and you're like, oh my gosh Just just take me in his tirith already. Oh my god It's not worth it Oh, no fermi is doing oh, this is bullshit. I got hit with one move from um aiden. I've lost like a tenth of my health as as uh Gothmog it's like Gothmog. I had like one billion health points when I fought him Belying to me I don't believe you I'm watching extended lord the rings because y'all thank you shad You're a splendid gentleman. We'd love to spend an hour's luncheon with you mohler nil magnum nisi bonum Um nil magnum Nisi oh, well, I couldn't I can so magnum is nil. I'm I think is is so no is non No magnum. So magnum's large are great. Um Bonum is good Nile magnum nisi Is it latin? Yes, latin nil mag nil magnum nisi bonum. Um I forget uh That is Without goodness there can be no great All right. All right Oh, yeah, it's no magnum. Yeah, um this should be a common there, but with Your can be now. Okay Because I figured nil can't mean because we already have no which is none um So nil I was thinking does that mean nothing or with something like that. So yeah He's okay It ends with high rags. You seem an okay doggo Oh, thank you. That's the nice thing anyone's ever said to me Thank you very much Go game. Let me let me murder ideal. Please someone heal her. It's like she's the healer Um, but yeah, I'm glad you're watching extended Lord the Rings. Good stuff Jim stilling is diabeto 2.0 A lot of people have been making that comparison and like he's he's next up He's a disciple. Yeah disciple of diabeto No one is ever really diabeto Well except diabeto No one can ever really catch up to him, you know Fine warlord slash. Let's hope this does something my goth mogs sucks computer the one that fucking fought Oh Gilda good Let's do it again Kiss you mola for making me watch komodo vid Oh Yeah Don't go see that people. It's terrifying It was the kind of experience where it was described before I watched it and I still watched it and then I regret watching it Komodo dragons they they don't fuck around I yeah natress not pleasant not gonna lie scary Does does things um, so I was like almost gonna lose and then I just got two insta kills and it's like oh Because they're because of double criticals like cool What I didn't realize I was supposed to use warlord slash the whole time I guess Yeah, I just got another double critical on it. I guess it's just does it just crit all the time is that Sweet I guess Um Komodo video In Wesker's voice the corona virus will be released into the atmosphere ensuring complete global saturation Joel 2020 that's what he will run on that'll be his policy his single policy Just for everything just complete global saturation. What's your what are you gonna do for the economy? I'm thinking complete global saturation racial tensions Complete global saturation thinking that'll probably take care of the issue So people keep asking me you know complete global saturate What there's a move from warlord called stealth health Stealth health you think it would be stealth heal not stealth health Stupid Maybe no it should be steel heal Steel heal. Yeah, that's better. Yeah, you steal and you heal. Yeah You steal health from someone else. That's the old the all steel heal Assuming yeah, because it was definitely a steel move Two of them have drain health moves off get your own health This is mine. Yeah, go away. I earn mine through Toil and tribulation through actions and character You mean if you go outside you get to look at women happy 100 Hello all 101 needs to cover a video with 101 in the title only 12 hours of chats to go 12 hours If we're lucky, well here if you're really good, you don't even have to go outside to look at women true Also covering a video that has 101 in the title 101. That's too much to ask I We are not gods, you know, how could I find a video that has 101 in it and is something that efab could work with Yeah, not sure that's even awesome. Not even I think it can be done TIL rags can't sing the soviet anthem. Oh Yeah, I can I was calling you out Yeah, I can It just even if he didn't doesn't mean he can't You know could could have been could have been just, you know Bucking around. I don't know. I should remember what the contact. I'm breakable iron of the free republics great russia rally rally forever so Long long Long Russia Now it's like some created by the people's like this line something like that. I don't know. Uh, will of the people Yeah, pretty sure. I yeah The wheel of the people Jim sterling better fed than red Hey, oh, this is probably when you mentioned the communism thing Uh We're gonna warehouse job with plenty of women where we lift items up to 100 pounds consistently and none of them Even some guys look as swell as abbey. Yep A lot of people like to appeal to real life and then everyone in reality is like, what do you mean? That's why do you think people find this so weird because they don't see it in real life Especially if you're a game that's trying to be very realistic in your presentation of things It just seems doubly odd. That's why nobody questions it in borderlands because that games Like by design super aesthetically goofy and all over the place You know how it took me 10 years to beat the witch king Fucking bear I thought did one move to me as me as a witch king and it's almost taken half of my health off Jesus christ, you're like How The they are so desperate to have any sense of balance Um Hello, ladies and gentlemen been a fan since your unbridled rage of the constantly abused and personally attacked plank I'd heard about you from wolf and viola I've been exposed to the largest massives in existence Is that supposed to be voila And voila, I have been exposed to all the games. Oh, yeah, I read it as I'm retarded. There you go. No, I I think a lot of people probably do that In fact, I I imagine I probably do that because you're not used to seeing it spelled out, you know And I thought for a second that there was a content creator called viola Yeah, that's what I thought at first when he said it I was like, oh Be careful too much exposure to massives can hurt You'll get used to it. You'll get used to the size eventually for sure Um Communist legit like red alert too. It's nostalgic fair enough Happy anniversary massives. What a delightful two years. It's been enjoy the me maroonies and the tisms I'm currently driving from california to new york and just passing through arkansas So I'm screaming high ragu out my window as loud as I can Let me know if you can hear me I will let you know if I hear you Time-wise Timeline wise. I don't think I heard you fucking So my total health is 60,000 when I do consume life, which is devour the health of all the targets to give you health back It gives me like 280 What? Do you know how useless that is? That's a shitty return. 280 health is nothing If your health is 60,000 well I guess that's the equivalent of a chocolate bar, I guess. Well, so I say that chocolate bars in loss was pretty good Yeah, if you did that for every turn in the battle that might end up saving you One extra hit that you could take. Mm-hmm. Maybe The important thing is I won They have been defeated And we're up to 71% of the game completed now Because this this is probably going to be we get to the end of the third age with the uh with this catch up possibly Hmm These dad jokes from ragaziz is a my rough I'll spell RUFF get it. Ah I'm tired of Nazis being the only big evil in media bring on the commie killing perfectly balanced as all things should be Yeah, man. I'm down for it. We need to kill more communists a red scapegoat Super spooky red mons Ah back in towards the video game. I go Got a protection. Oh new shield God there's so many things Uh Hello everyone just want to thank mohler ragaziz and everyone form from efap crew especially wolf for such great entertaining and educating podcasts Uh best regards from the not so communist russia Oh, wow. Well, uh, glad you enjoyed it. Thank you very much. Ah, yes Hell I want a wolfenstein game but with mecha commies for a change gimme mecha Communists they have mechs now They have mechs now They mech now They mech now Well, that was the thing that happened They thought it was funny shut up They must have really thought it was funny Yeah, because they could have edited it out They could have. Yeah, they could have just not had a long Remember when angry joe said people didn't like battlefield 5 because they didn't don't like women are mostly conservative nice video rex Ah, thank you. Well his tune changed uh on last of us too In fact, he's been considered uh bigoted by many people for his perspective on last of us too. So Yeah, it's one of those things if you don't like it. There's obviously some sort of a character flaw going on in your heart You have some sin in your in your You know person who meanwhile if you like joker, you're probably like a psycho Yeah One of the things you're not allowed to like, you know, that's how these people are Only you would like the right things All right ready to kill people again. Whoo Hey, some people try and sell murdering. It's like some kind of bad thing. It's like what? I love killing orcs I love killing orcs. I love killing orcs Is that even your seat? Yeah, how come give me has to wait boo All right, if we can just kill this guy come on bear thought deal some uber crits or you could just miss. Good job Critical miss if abby chan gave a convincing whimper. I'd be sorry Um I probably want more Than that. I'm not sure which scene you're referring to like where she would need to deliver it But like I said we were talking about earlier just Show some damn sadness over the thing you did Be nice if I could detect humanity in abby in the scene in which she does the bad Hmm that of essentially being a killer robot Hey, you know a good comparison remember when seracana was going to execute my old dyson Huh? When seracana is going to execute my old dyson I do remember that. Yeah, she sees a kid protecting her the dad and then she loses her shit Can't do it can't do it. She's doing the very thing That was done to her Of course abby wouldn't feel that way because uh, she's too fucking stupid to actually be able to detect the comparison Leave her alone. Okay, she's special She's special Joel senpai, your golf club is so big. Oh my He has weird So barithel died in in the match I just had and then in the end credits He like well the results he's leveled up which just resurrects him gives him full health and mana I find that interesting as a mechanic um so When it comes to the idea of whenever you level up you get fully restored back to everything It's It's not bad me but It's it's essentially For the most players it's indistinguishable from randomness Because you don't control when you level up, you know You fight you get xp and you just go through the game and you you'll get levels as you progress You can't like tactically choose to level up at certain points So a lot of the times you could level up and like saves your ass and a lot of times you level up and you just like oh Okay, I guess you know it talks me off or I was already at full health anyway, but Yeah It's fine. I don't have anything against it. I think it's just an odd mechanic because of how In inconsistent Like the you know the players notice it or how inconsistently helpful it is. Yeah, that's all I'm really commenting on It's like wow how helpful that's something so that's just that now that's happening I used to get really lucky there that varathor leveled up now. He's at full health Well, he would have been resurrected by a drill anyway Nothing that really matters. It's almost like well. I guess you saved the drill just a little bit of work That's something Why don't I have an orc bane? I only have goblin bane lame Orc lame Since we're talking about chess and games check out future fragments not safe for work game coming out soon Future fragments. Let me take a look future Sounds pretty gay in a good way Well, I guess we're using steam um Store Looks like it's some anime Oh Yeah, that is Very not safe for work. Um He's animal Yeah, it looks like it's a platformer side scroller kind of mega man sort of game Definitely looks like it's got some Sexisms in there Yay Man, I'm fine with it. I mean I I've got no no problem with adult games at all if it's a good game, man All right, I just hope it's not I hope it's not one of those games where it's like, yeah, you're just here for the the adult aspect You're just here for the not-safe-for-work stuff. We just made a shitty game around that to sort of give it some context Over 100 sex animations and CGI's damp Nice Wow, they are Fucking the shit out of her I mean fine with it. Yeah go for it. Yeah Hey, if I've crew been lurking since episode one episode one I can't believe it has already been two massively long years Just want to say thank you all for helping me appreciate meteor and games More uh appreciate the more I ragu haimola and everyone else with a little heart Yeah, I'll add that And thank you very much. Yeah, thank you. Um, I like the heart Good Good heart or very good. Um, so the game spawned three trolls for me to kill I did had hodds move in perfect mode and they're all dead Only they were at meanest here to save it. Oh wait, are they gonna be there? Well, I'm right here right now. That's where I am Oh, I see and so To replace them because this is like the difficult part quote unquote. Um It's gonna so for everything you kill it gets The slot is refilled by something else and so they spawned three orcs Like I can do double attack as barathor. I've recently got a decent sword So I just kill two orcs or in this case, they spawned another troll and I'm just like, I think I think things are out of control guys This game is Desperately attempting to keep up I think it's it's like uh jangar tower. It's just uh, they don't know what to fuck Everyone's just too powerful Like I said, I think it's around this point in the game a little bit further that they've clearly ran out of development Time and they put you against the eye of saran than credits I love the idea that they agree with the fellowship that they should all go to the black gate We will sneak into mordor climb the tower And attack the eye directly like really that's That's your plan, huh? All right Seems weird, but you know, who am I the judge? Also fine game you want to spook me I'll apply resurrection to all the people who need it Alcohol plus rags equals wholesome. You're my rock rag Oh, in expectations. Thank you. Yeah Why isn't the historian on efab better than j Oh my god, if people feel as though they prefer one over the other that is they're right as An american don't do it if you're in anything else. Yep. Very true Whoa, we did a boys two years of murdering art may the dawn smile on us all in fact gerald bless our right hooks with infinite power Yes We'll spend the rest of our days hunting down all the art that somehow survive. Yeah Some of them do slip away. Someone's got to do someone's got to kill all that art Sometimes it just has to be us Can I be had hard now? I want to fire them with the volcano I can't drink so whoever can please drink one for me. Cheers to two years of efapping Cheers Cheers to you I don't think I had any alcohol during that stream. No, I I purposefully didn't because I knew that if The I needed to stay as natural as possible to stay awake as long as I could I honestly think that was actually a good Sort of use as weird as I sound like it's just it's a smart thing to do Yeah, I think I was uh, I was in the same position. I just didn't want to Didn't want to um End up just thrashed Which some people Would say that alcohol does to me Yeah, I don't know if I agree with that, but some might argue that. Yeah, maybe some yeah I'm on low health now. I don't want to use my super move to waste All right My rags, what is your favorite yellow song slash album and why? Pro I'd probably say time is my favorite album But when it comes to favorite song, I really don't know because there's so many good ones. Um, I I mean twilight's great uh telephone line mr. Blue sky There is a lot of really good stuff Um, I mean elder auto was another really good. That was a concept album. I don't think they do those much anymore But you've got there's just they did so many so many Things they had such a long career of making all kinds of different sorts of music Um jeff linds still going around out there and I think he was in the traveling will berries as well, uh, but I don't know if I could have a I think my favorite song constantly fluctuates It's uh, I think some favorites sort of stick with you like favorite movies will stick with you a little bit longer but songs are just for me in particular they just sort of I don't think I could say I have a favorite song Just favorites. Yes Lots of classics from them Uh at the pub on point five enjoying tizm while smoking. Yeah That would keep coming out for you All right troll dead Go ahead replace him with another one game. I dare you. Oh, they didn't If that movie's the last Oh, I want I want more just to see how much I can actually be pushed to limit give me like three witch kings at the same time Let's see what happens And a goth mog do it came cowardly Uh if that movie's the last action hero you can praise charles dance laugh at arnie and discuss if the movies metatisms work Um, do you know what that is? I've never seen that So the idea is like this um, arnie's like a action hero character and he's pulled out of the movie that he's in in like a magical way Uh, and he teams up with a kid. No, I think a kid goes into the movie. I can't remember now because it's been I saw it when it came out or rather when I was able to watch movies when it came out blah blah blah We could rewatch that sometime. I'm sure it's pretty fun Sounds nifty. We'll call on you Idiots like jim sterling will always believe that high fantasy stories are supposed to represent our real world completely removed from reality happy 100 That's the standard um counter argument. This thing is not how it works in real life and then they go Oh, but you're allowed space wizards like right. Yeah. Well realism was never our argument Um, well, it depends so if you unless it's a very basal kind of rule If you appeal to something in real life without providing an explanation then So it works as in it does real life. Yeah, because we already we already know how it works in real life Yeah, it's meta knowledge, but that's totally fine Well, you know, how are you in this universe if you're uh Unfamiliar with the universe in a more, you know standard sense. Oh another troll Be like if someone was to watch a movie and be like, so what is the biological systems of these creatures? How are they alive? You'd be like, um Human I guess and if unless otherwise stated Yeah, unless you say something else, um like in like when we watched, um Superman the it was it's very Very clear that they were there they were gonna say, you know, they they they went over his powers Why he's got all these powers. He's he might look like humans, but he won't be like him They explain up front. Mm-hmm. Kryptonians. They might look like us, but they different They weird But uh, yeah, the the internal consistency versus realism um humans so You went to a third arm, right immediately. You were like if someone she just has a third arm We're all gonna be like wait what the fuck she has a third arm And unless unless you account for that In your fantasy in some way shape or form if you're like, no, this is just like the real world. You're like, uh, okay Well, yeah, we're just taking his criteria that he's using and we're just you just getting giving a different example And seeing how far you could stretch that shit until people go. What? Oh, yeah Um, if she's just a collection of arms, you can only see arms. She rolls around as arms. You'd be like, uh Weird, but you know I'm sure that's fine This is the thing the context was the last of us a game that's like lauded for being so grounded Yeah, when you're gonna make a very realistic story and present a very realistic world People will have higher expectations As pertaining to that attribute of the world and if you break it I'm saying People are gonna have some question Some kifestions Uh, imagine a game or movie that takes place in ancient Mali, Ethiopia, Nigeria, etc But with random white guys sprinkled around No, go further. It's all white people Yeah, it's one of the examples that I uh that I kind of use is like let's make a You know an action adventure game or could be a strategy game about Shaka Zulu uniting all the tribes making the Zulu empire Except there's just a third of the people are white Just inexplicably I suppose if these people they're gonna complain and complain and bitch and whine I was like, but or it's diversity Diversity is our strength. Remember you went nuts. He was like your design. You're denying the existence of black people Like whoa, dude, like you need to chill the fuck out because We just need to We need that to happen basically and it probably has happened. Um, I'm just unaware of the example the the concept of um There shouldn't be white people in this area But some kind of historical movie TV show or game Um, because he genuinely does think people are doing well generally hate black people The John Wayne movie where John Wayne plays Genghis Khan Yeah, that's uh, there's a lot of absurd ones like that. Um I'm trying to think of more of them. They just wouldn't be done these days For example, uh, Ben Kingsley probably would never be allowed to play Gandhi these days Why not not just because he's English not allowed Well, Gandhi was English um technically I'm trying to I'm trying to think of like what the argument would be. I just because if you're I don't know if you knew about this, but um Is it not Rami Malik? Yeah he played um Fuck who I can't remember which one it was. It's uh, it's the gods of Olympus thing. I think or Oh, yeah, I remember the museum. Um, so it was like incredibly racist that he played an egyptian then someone was like he is egyptian it's like It's most I guess how they like you already knew this just as well as I do it's it's almost not even about where they're from It's just how they look There's no rule. They just fucking make that shit up whenever they feel it's convenient whenever they just want to bitch about something That's when they make it up and I almost feel like um They'll capitulate now because they just don't they don't want the trouble Which is uh, obviously one of those things that They just realized they can't they just can't Because uh, yeah, that one was that one's super awkward because I didn't know he was egyptian either But I was just like oh shit. Wow. Yeah He did lost thing. That's why a lot of them go to colorism Right, yeah, it gets it gets super fucking weird because the they'll like stand by it and you're like wait What do you mean? But he's egyptian. It's like yeah, but not the right kind of egyptian Yeah, we we assholes here on e-fap. We're just like oh true to everybody kind of the same, you know It's just like yeah, the skin color doesn't matter. It's about your character and your attribute. No, fuck that shit I guess we're just horrible people Well, yeah, because if someone said like wait, so you're okay with uh, john wane playing gangers can't I'd be like I I mean, I don't uh, I find that I think it's silly But fine. Yeah, sure. It's not even I'm not even appealing to skin colors. I'm always like john wane You know like Yeah, it just doesn't I'd be like let me see his audition. I guess I don't maybe john wane plays a fucking amazing king is kind maybe Give him a shot. After all what is acting? Surround them with horse archers pill grumps I don't even know Um Hour three of 37, this is my favorite part. Oh, see we are moving a little faster. I think I think this is because we've just done another two hours when the first three hours are just the one hour, right? I think I don't know I can't remember. Yay Congrats on the hundo been watching since episode four of e-fap and looking forward to another 100 iraq Hello Another 100 is on the way sap At work. We'll have to catch afterwards. Hopefully it's still going I think it probably was I'm thinking so Aiden is very intelligent and e-faps waifu. Oh, look at that. Uh, poor j longbone Poor that style was good. Hi. Hi. Hi Hi Just bobbing in to say happy 100 can't thank you enough for providing me literally over a month's worth of content Yeah, it's getting pretty crazy that counter It is A month now Seems like jim is trying to cozy up to woke progressive types. He ends up shoving his foot so far in his mouth It's coming out of his ass disappointed. Um, I wouldn't say he's cozying up to them. He is them Yeah, he's definitely one of them. He's 100% on on the team like everything he said in that video He fully believes he doesn't even recognize that he holds inconsistent positions. Oh, yeah He doesn't recognize the the idea of an inconsistent position About ideal like I said, man, you you went you went nuts at one point like denying the existence of people just like in real It is like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're just talking about if it's possible to do what she's doing in the environment She's in Chill the fuck out You can do this for anything like If someone was to watch Lord of the Rings and be like, um, I don't know Can Aragon live to the to the age of the years it's like, oh, so we just have to address that he's in this world and he's from like a royal line that has This is kind of stuff you probably get in tertiary information, but he's he's 17 yet. He looks late 40s early 50s because of uh The is it the elisar line or something like that? What I'm getting at is that Someone could bring this shit up And you you can have a conversation. I don't need to go. Why are you denying old people's existence? Wait, what? You know, some people look well Like Aragon look at um Fuck what's what's the name of the doctor who are you doing a denying? Hey, nice All something doctor who person doctor who Paul Paul McGahn So Have I ever mentioned Paul McGahn to you before? I do not know Hey Who in the moment? All right, so just looking from this image And I know that because I'm asking you this you're gonna want to Get just pretend with no biases. You just see this guy in the street. How old is he? 45 All right He's 60 Wow Yeah Of course, I can't I can only see so much of his face, but he's I mean He's yeah Looking good. I'm surprised me Surprises a lot of people. It's like oh wow, okay Well, have you seen William Shatner lately? How old is he again? Dude, like I was uh when I was at my folks house one night, um There was a he's he's hosting a show on Discovery Channel about mysteries and science and conspiracies and Investigations and stuff like that and he's hosting it and um, he looked really, um Really good this this dude is 89. Oh, he looks crazy good for 89 At least he did and uh, I'm at show I mean I searched William Shatner 2020 and that's the first result which for 89. Yeah, it's pretty good Yeah, that's the Wikipedia. I mean that's great for 89 And on the show, you know, they had them all, you know looking good presentable and everything but damn Also presenting a show at 89 I know right you think I you know you'd be out at that point That is uh inspiring, you know Hey, good job Yeah, most people I think stop when they hit their 80s or around the Which by the way is why how old is anthony hopkins? 82 yeah, so I'm like, oh he's gonna stop soon Keep acting do it If it some people they just get well, I mean you look at people like shatner people trump I think is a good example. They just get life force from doing stuff Clearly uh Drinking the blood of the innocent. That's how it works Not saying you should do it guys just saying it's worth giving a shot trying it It might have some properties Perhaps no promises Right or hybzel Um, I've been a member since streams on wolf's channel and what a road it's been Thank you for all the memes and tisms and here's to 100 more e-faps Oh, you can expect it if abby's workout schedule worked I would put the hulk to shame because I work out much harder than that Damn Like I said, man, it's that it's a strong boy the funny turn of events They bring it up in defense and then it turns out it's the perfect thing you need to explain why it doesn't make sense And the awkward part was they had a female bodybuilder Debunk it on the subreddit like uh, oh If it was a it was a stanky white male in his, you know cave, then it would have been fine because whatever Thanks for keeping us entertained. Keep up the good work Thank you very much Glad to enjoy Absolutely. We're very glad you enjoy it Jim sterling hates that steam does not censor or remove content He finds offensive and praises and cheers epic game stores a competitor to see steam fail and uh Yeah I've done a few videos on him and we did that stream a while ago. Yeah, he's just got this weird hate boner for steam And like for all of its problems guys, thank fucking god steam is the one at the top. Yeah Uh Of all of our malevolent overlords. It's a good one. Dean doesn't even rank up there Steam's down right like oh, thank god. EA is not the one in charge or activision or something like that Oh fucking epic Epic and apple are still battling right And google's gone involved for my period It's so funny to I don't know the recent news on that one. Refer to them as if they're like people They'll pissed at each other Oh 20k damage on orc pain not bad um Yeah, the the he's That was his initial video on epic. He was trying to defend them from the point of view that they can do some things that uh Steam does wrong better, but um Whatever you could generate in the pro category the con category was fucking stuffed Which by the way was a meme remember when you said Uh the things about what epic has and steam doesn't oh, yeah Like steam ain't perfect guys, but oh steam is fucking great coast team high five Uh happy birthday e-fap still on my catch up currently on 86 could not check in here though What is the origin of your screen names? We actually covered a meme about that Uh, I think we did uh Mine's easy to talk about though. I just thought it sounded Like a good dog. Oh name nice and simple kind of me me Not very it's not a very tryhardy kind of name um I think it's approachable and kind of you know realistic Just very believable sort of name nice simple believable name rolls off the tongue Recognizable short sweet mine is The short version anyway, you can find my full answer on uh my q&a video. It's like the first question I do Uh, I wanted a star was related one and first I went with Darth Mauler No, Darth Maul because I just liked Darth Maul. No, first it was Sith lord That was too generic then Darth Maul, which is only inches away from just as generic Then Darth Mauler to change it and then I thought it got too clunky with the two words So I changed it to Mauler and uh, they're stuck. I like the name And it was uh unique enough that it wasn't everywhere or well, I didn't see it anyway But funnily enough whenever I'm making a count on anything, uh Mauler on its own is always taken Yeah Like damn is rags typically taken or not? Yep. Hmm I always wonder about that like that's that's why there's variants There's your pal rags and I've in my my origin name is 1 800 get rags like the phone number So that's generally a good go to Mm-hmm Moving to new pub think I've pulled. Let's see Hey, man, good luck. Tell her you like e-fap. It's a really good way to uh, get the ball rolling Loads of women love e-fap. I like to do some uh, do some e-fap if you know what I mean Like, oh, do you you watch any podcast you listen to any podcast? She's like, yes You know like e-fap, right? And she's like, yes, you're pretty much in that's it You're basically you're basically already Paul steve at that point. Mm-hmm It's just a formality at this stage Ancient 16 spirit versus three spirit. Yes. I got a belt buckle that gives me loads of spiritisms Just like an actual belt box. Yeah Also, um, they just did a thing where Sometimes it happens in this game I had three fights in a row where you kill everyone and then it respawns a new fight Like after giving you the results screen like you don't get to run any way. It just gives you another fight Two of them Hadhod was able to go mostly first used one move and it was over respawn new fight new set of enemies hard hod's turn It's over new fight. It's just like I don't remember discovering this prior and I think it's because I would always level had hod's um Physical attacks rather than his spirit. Well, you dig that's what you'd expect. Yeah Like you're he's a dwarf He's strong and stout and he gets the axe and so you'd think that it just makes sense that Yeah, his spirit stuff is just like on the side. He can do some spirit Tisms with that are helpful, but he's like an axe warrior But no The opposite Yeah, this this man he he summons volcanoes can't really overstate that Um, just wanted to add I think every media community needs a long man of critical analysis And y'all inspired me to become that in my own niche community of magical girl anime Even though I have never made a video before I've never heard of magical girl anime But I am very glad that you Like that you see that as something that you want to be that's very excellent There is no place that the long is not welcome at least by somebody's reach Infinite never ending inexorable Hey guys been watching efab after the fact for a long time. Just wanted to say to molla through Though that your dedication to proper storytelling and writing has been an inspiration to me. Oh Oh wonder fuel You get it. It's fuel for wonder It's a vanda fuel vanda fuel. Uh, yeah, that's that's that's some good shit and uh I think we should all hope the storytelling fucking improves the last few years have been pretty sad He shite Got some good stuff here and there for sure, but good gosh Good golly gosh gosh Ooh Congrats on 100 years of efab. You such a lestially massive intellectuals interlocutals But it says intellectuals that guys Can't use that with it with the program don't bless don't bless you, sir Let's take you I guess we'll do leadership company might Oh Thank you for the sticker continuation You inspired me to finally start writing my own comic and I hope to send you a copy one day when I finish it All right, cool. Uh, though that might be not possible in physical form I'll definitely be able to uh, you know view a digital one, but um, thank you very much and hope it goes well A big ol thanks to rags you prompted me to do a hardcore pacifist run of mankind divided and it was a bunch of fun Oh Um, I'm glad I did. Uh, I haven't played mankind divided, but I have spoken highly of my human revolution Uh pacifist playthrough, which I enjoyed immensely um I think it's a Great game to play with that kind of mindset Nice challenges like with um dishonored too. I did that, uh No kills, you know stealthy as I could no kills Uh non-lethal Damn this game has fucked me over because I forgot to maintain my mana But one way to defeat me now. I'll have to spend a turn giving myself mana It's all over Um, and the second part of that is apparently steam says to date only 3.3 of players grabbed that achievement ah To which achievement the pacifist run of mankind divided I guess I can believe it Um, it's tough to do. I I imagine it's tough to do. It was tough in human revolution. It takes a lot of dedication I mean you have to really plan ahead. You have to be smart You have to manage your resource as well And you know that if you mess up you can't just start blasting you gotta stay non-lethal Phil uh fill it out on your e-fap bingo cards film slash game clearly establishes Thing that game doesn't establish will show it all Yeah, that is something that we often have to uh citation needed for people when they say like It was obvious that blah blah blah blah. It's like was it? I don't it wasn't actually. Yeah, what are you talking about there? It's like the informed narrative trope Hi guys, sorry. I can't stay happy 100th. I want to wrote I want to wrote a story about king arthur more historically authentic though. Anyway happy e fapping Yeah, go for it man. Most of them you can do with the legends of uh play with it quite a bit Especially that new one from guy richie That was the one that everyone was just like avoiding because it's like embarrassing I think Yeah, are we gonna see it? I don't know I guess we could I've only heard it's absurd But why not? Absurd is what we do that's ever stopped us EFAP 100 has finally arrived a toast of rhino milk to this auspicious occasion May the dawn bless everyone here today as well as tomorrow and may many celestial tisms follow also high rags Oh, hi um The profile name for that one is death in card, which That's the day with the person that wolf and I debated before you've ever started if you remember on tlj Oh, really? I I'm assuming that's a reference not the actual person. Yeah, I assume so Because my poor guy um Does he have like a channel? I assume not Oh, yeah, I guess it was they met through twitter Oh discord I can't remember Hi rags just wanted to be a part of the penultimate fap stay long my ewoks Oh, hello, glad you're here and long we shall stay All I wanted to do is use my stupid flame move game Um, good luck muller and rags staying awake for your 100th EFAP halloween rules. Hi rags Sorry rags, but hanging out with your chosen family is better on halloween. No it isn't Well, I mean I suppose that's down to the person right halloween or christmas with family Really depends on what kind of vibes you're getting what vibes you prefer Wrong vibe evil vibes for halloween mischievous vibes spooky vibes Do you watch paranormal activity? Yeah, I saw the in fact I saw the um At the time I had a buddy who worked at a theater and he hooked me up with a copy of the The non theater ending and stuff. Oh, yeah, and I thought it was really fucking scary like it swooped the hell out of me Oh, it worked perfectly on me That's why when when when people are like e serious the film's like oh a door's opening. I was like, um Oh, the first one. I think was done really well The problem is that they saw how well it worked and they tried to do it 17 more times I wasn't even gonna He wasn't even gonna mention that there were sequels because Oh, yeah, it's basically the first one. I was engrossed and I was staring at that screen and when the door moves even an inch I'm like, oh Oh, I think they did it so well the fucking feet on the The footprints and the picked man it to us. It's good the shit out of me the roar. It does at one point. It's fucking terrifying Yeah, they did it really well. I think I think this is well done. I can't remember if we've talked about this We probably have but um horror that makes you Really get your imagination working in full force like Good shit. Yeah So do we ever talk about bone tomahawk? No, I don't think we ever did I never saw it redland media did a video on it And and they described like the first I think it was like five minutes of their video And I was like, you know what this sounds like it could be interesting. I want to watch it it's um relatively Little known and low-budgeted film, but it has a decent like well-known cast Kurt Russell's lead um, and it's just standard western where You got your happy little town and then uh like like Marauder types burst in and steal a girl and a guy For reasons beyond simply we want to steal people and uh we we got a team of cowboys gonna go out and try and save them But fucking hell the film has like one of the most glorious things I've ever seen in my entire life And it it doesn't play around with being gory, but it's also not Hostile where it's a gore porn. It's it's very brutal And one of the one of the things that freaked me out was and it's funny because of again, this is imagination Just go in that's um Is this kill they do and even in the red light media video they say like we can't show it It's no way we can get away with fucking showing it They like tip a guy upside down and then just chop They have two people hold one leg each and they just chop down until Like they're halfway through and then they just pull on each side until it just all breaks apart Um, yeah, and he like screams and as they're pulling he's screaming a scream and then it just cuts out And it always got to me as like a ah did they I wonder if he stopped screaming because he's died from shock blood loss Or because they fucked up His ability to scream if you know what I mean, they pulled so far down physically can't Yeah, get air from his lungs out as yeah, yeah, I I'm not a I'm not a gore guy I'm gonna be honest. I I'm not gonna watch the movie I'm not a gore guy It is it is not a thing that I do one of the many things that happen in that movie That's that's easily one of the goriest things I've ever seen in movies So let's say it a lot because the funny thing I like said about gore porn films I just get bored like when they're like, you know when they shove a knife into someone But it's actually um some kind of prosthetic and then all like loads of sausages fall out Oh my god, it's so horrifying. Ah Yeah, a lot of the time the most effective Is when it's not sensationalized is Yeah, like try it's it's really well done, but it's I guess I don't know even how to describe it But it just isn't really my thing. Um I I ain't gonna go so far as to say it's like ptsd or anything, but I have some Saw some bad shit in search and rescue and sometimes I see it in movies. I'm like Yeah, not my thing. I see the appeal though But some stuff is bit bit rough for me A lot of props to doctors and stuff who could put up with that sort of thing in medics and EMTs Huge respect that you could you could do that. Yeah, for sure. I I can't It's the it's the same thing as I talked about in the soba videos where I'm like Why why would why would one pursue the experience of fear and uh Like it almost sounds antithetical to the pursuit of happiness, you know, I mean, um In the same way that like orphan rush man. It's the yeah, it's the excitement thrill the tension the adrenaline It's like roller coasters are basically exactly that thing You know, it's the that that thrilling sort of sensation And I would I would argue that Not it's not even necessarily the pursuit of happiness rather the pursuit of uh experience But you could then say that is your happiness to experience um, yeah, um And I think a lot of it comes down to the suffering angle Like if people die quickly but in extremely gory ways, I have no issue with it It's the the lingering aspect of someone's alive and they've been grieved, you know, just Greaviously injured and maimed that I just can't I can't do that um Yeah, I'm killing flooring stuff. I like I've never had a problem with any video game. No video game has ever caused that issue with me But some movies are just mmm cannot do it Well, yeah, and then so in relation to why pursue feel why pursue like any content that's that's doing that and it's like well I suppose it's uh to experience even in fantasy the uh The limits of the horrors of of it could be war could be Monsters torturing people could be uh, you know, whatever scenarios. Um Want to want to taste experiences. That's pretty much water Yeah, you can't actually experience in real life Yeah, because if someone was like, uh, so, you know, you're in a scenario where law is just irrelevant It's like, hey, we have a room over here. We're torturing someone. Would you like to watch? I think most normal people will be like, fuck no, what the hell you're doing. What? Yeah, like the fantasy and the reality are two completely different things and the fantasy is not endorsement either No, that's uh, a lot of things people have trouble with I suppose the the fact that it's not real is key Yeah, it has to not be real everybody. I think a go-to example is that everybody has a zombie apocalypse fantasy in their head But nobody would actually want it to happen You know, because the we have this romanticized concept of what it would be and what our role would be in that In our heads, but you know In real life, it'd be totally different for anybody who definitely does The the most I would see is people who hate humanity and also know how to survive very easily on their own And something you know to some weird anomaly, but most people who want to play with it They would want the option to go back to normal whenever they want. Yeah, I think some yeah somebody who really wants that to happen is um Not normal Definitely not a normal person Yeah, they're looking for uh They're not satisfied with life as it is and that's the thing that's you know zombie films games whatever else like I'm interested Because I do like to explore the idea, but no fuck. I don't want that for our actual world Fuck no Yeah, fuck that shit zombie zombie world is not not good that people get eaten and stuff bad Don't get eaten Eating are bad Eat man bad. Yeah An ultimate fap Do Jim sterling burrito equals balanced diet movie, but we'll be proud Again. Yeah, he's the disciple. Don't want to be acute throwing the word liar around, right? But the game has that piece of dialogue. That's really important. Hey, what's for food burritos again? It's like The implication being that their diet isn't fantastic there and nor should it necessarily be it should be something That's like complicated. It probably has a way more, you know Balance than most places at that point in the world, but that's the thing it treats like oh burritos again Like okay, also here's a steak sandwich that I made for you as a gift in the post apocalypse. It's extremely valuable The amount of times you'd get to taste and eat steak in that scenario is probably very uncommon What if it's bigoted though? You have to like I bigoted cow. Yeah, like the cow was throwing out slurs and stuff I assume that cows, you know being killed for their meat is rare enough um That you'll get over the bigotry really? No, no that the bigotry would be like you it's rare enough that you'd kill a cow to eat But a bigoted cow even more rare, you know, yeah, maybe they'll taste even better Maybe You know eat your enemies gain their courage to say such slurs. There you go. Just use use the power for good We just fixed ellie I don't think there's anybody on the planet who heard that line was like that was a good line I enjoyed that. Yes. Yeah, we we showed him even even people who like believe In the It all that shit like hearing someone say bigot sandwich. They're probably like, ooh Okay, that wasn't great. But all right, let's move on. Let's keep going If only the game was all about that The acquisition of bigot sandwich is currency in the post apocalypse Well, it was internet janitor right who said like he thought that the game was almost going to be about The poy the sandwich being poisoned And we have to deal with that. It's just like fuck. I'll take that Yeah, I'll legit. I'll actually take that it legitimately sounds better I'm amusing. Seth is like the evil mafia boss of the area and he was trying to kill it You gotta kill all the dykes in the post kill all the loudmouth dykes Yeah, right on the loudmouth Dude if I was in that room, I'd have been laughing my ass off. I'd be like, oh my god Like this is so absurd You've been drinking so much I'm glad I'm a wholesome drunk. It's like don't Seth you're gonna have to make more sandwiches for people again. Do you really want to have to do that? Yeah, like everyone knows everyone in this community. I don't know if you want to be making enemies I don't want to be friends with a loudmouth. It's like Seth He's just that's just what maybe that's just what he calls everybody That's what he calls his friends like everyone that he knows is a loudmouth dyke. They don't make sense Oh and lock gondol rampage. That's the one where I hit for five Jeez. Yeah, let's see how much I do to this innocent orc archer Here goes One, two, oh All this this orc archer was just peacefully protesting Hey, dude, you want to I could I'll set you a screenshot. Do you want to watch I did? That was the total Oh my god It's funny. He was an old culture 44 that's like 45,000 damage What the fuck game again, you don't even air do you they're gonna throw Like a boss at me soon. That'll be like impossibly hard to beat Compared to these fuckers Because yeah, the spikes are all over the place at this point These are like the carpeting guys Well, the ones I'm fighting now They're just like they were just laying down carpeting in the evil lair or whatever Abby's Ellie eating Abby's arm tastes like burrito. Abby eating Ellie's fingers tastes like tuna It wouldn't taste like steak, wouldn't Well, I think that's uh, I think that's like a last of us thing or a uh, I think that's like a lesbian sort of thing Oh my god I I simply was commenting on you are what you eat wouldn't wouldn't allow her to taste like steak because She doesn't eat bigger sandwiches Which you know Eating a bigger sandwich. What if you turn into a bigger? That's the worst thing to think about in like post apocalyptic zombie world What could be worse? I don't know probably nothing I'm thinking zero things Oh my god, there's so many trolls around I'm gonna kill them all Can we all just take a moment to appreciate and admire the modern art masterpiece gallery that is mollus avatar? Yeah, that shit went through a couple changes Quite a couple Plenty of avatars for next year don't worry guys. Well, we'll go we'll start spinning them around again Well, maybe we should save it for the 00 ones instead of the 50 ones And someone sent a sticker thank you very much Damn, I slept in okay. Okay. Imagine. I super chatted e-fap assemble right when the stream started All right. Oh my god. You can do that Imagine if you did I didn't but imagine if I did. Mm-hmm. I can imagine that you did Yeah, thank you all for all of e-fap. Oh Yeah, no problem glad you enjoy it I absolutely very glad Shad if there was a sword made of unbreakable slash unbendable material and it was just one atom thick Would it be able to cut through anything? Um unbreakable that's more of a physics question than a sword question. I feel yeah, I'm curious one atom thick I feel yeah, I feel like I'm not even sure this the sword person is who you'd ask that to that's more of a Scientistian would need to answer that, you know Good old scienticians. Um because I'm not even sure about that. I don't even know where to start Yeah, I don't know. Um Yeah, I would you don't know Would it be able to cut through here that it would but I don't know if it would have the ability Maybe it would just pass through the atoms of the other object without cutting it in half I don't know. Yeah. Well, they said would it could it accidentally split an atom? It's like uh I don't think so. It's probably just passed. Yeah, they have to move around it rather than being split by it Yeah, I really don't even know where I'd begin for answering that one Um Jimmy's a bit of a nab ad, huh? Yeah a little bit Yeah, I try to I asked my group of friends to rate abby without contacts. They gave a two two and a one Rip fat man jim. Love you skinny massive. Aiden's voice is hot Oh, why are you friends with bigots? Yeah, it's my question eating too many sandwiches them lot They need a lot bunch of burrito hating bigots Just the kind of people I fucking hate This is for the brood all hail e-fap forever. Oh forever, huh? How does it feel to be immortal rags? Feels Feels pretty good. If well, it shouldn't be good because what the fuck is the point without other powers, right? Oh, yeah, that's right. That was the thing. He said yep on the lord of the rings That's insane. Wow. Yeah, I can see how people can just watch that over and over. Yeah You made it to 100 for no reason Congrats you inspirational masses as a wise man once said you did it. Okay the way that you did it Oh very wise man. Well, thank you We did try to do it. Okay the way that it was done So these trolls survived the flamey attack. So now I'm gonna double attack his berathon and unload the five attack attack twice This all seems fair Did five k per hit so 25 not bad Yeah, he's almost dead if I do this to both of them and then they take another tick from the fire damage They both die. This is uh, this is something. I don't know what it is but it's something Oh, he was doing four point five instead of five to the other one So I was worried that he crit one of the hits. It's like, oh, that'll make up for it. It's fine Oh, yeah. Well now we've got some wiggle room here Oh, no, they killed had hard No No Normally there was a way to reverse this calamity I figured out from, you know Hang out with other other australian friends free knowers in a very Unique fringy way. Yeah, they're not all like him. Our fringy is a special fringy For anyone to pretend otherwise probably some form of cultural appropriation I find that unacceptable All right, bring back idril and con habit that we all actually die that would be embarrassing Hmm Please include the phrase world of changus people in your next gadel video tovarish privet ragovitch World of changus people, um, he's someone who uses the word changus So it's it's it's it's fair. I will I will pop that in my notes. Hopefully it ends up in In gadel, but you know some things don't unfortunately some things get cut I've said before I'll even cut some stuff that just I don't even think the joke can land Because people will simply not have enough context and think of that. Yeah in relation to gadel Must have been really out there Kill galad rampage that should be enough go go go boom boom There you go. You weren't disappeared excellent Remember how Anita sake easy and complained that female video game characters like bayonetta are dressed unrealistic and impractical Um, yeah, so yeah, but the It's it's hard for them to be consistent when they want to defend the same thing, you know, just leave them alone Yeah, they they don't They have no standard and they have no concept of what they actually want It's pretty amusing by the way because that's why they're constantly flipping and flopping based off of whether or not It's a thing they have to defend her Bayonetta's a fucking crazy spectacle fighter too. Uh, yeah go way more room for absurdities And yet And yet I'm sick. They got it backwards avi would sacrifice her dad for more time on the clock More time on the clock What ever does that mean? Let's go clock. I don't know I don't actually know what that really is talking about the fact that you also felt The dark side of the force is a pathway to muscles. Some would consider unnatural Is it possible to learn these muscles? Not from an LA Ray only gets one quarter portion because abby ate the rest I'm surprised there's even a quarter portion left Offers up another potato legume to the previously pickled one praise be to rags the welcomed one. Hello. Oh, hello Thank you for your wonderful I enjoy them Hi everyone. Thanks to lockdown. I was able to watch every episode of e-fap. Also if you now get e-fap cancelled like What the act age writer did for his own manga. I'm gonna commit to a mass execution. Oh my god Congratulations on 100 episodes by the way thank you very much and uh Don't fret the worst case scenario is that e-fap will simply move Uh, I doubt we'll be we'll be Entirely expunged from the internet that would be sad though That would be sad I'll be there. We got to start selling out vfw haul No That holds on one hp Oh no, he was hit in the face with a staff and he died useless all right Mm-hmm will walle wacker and the red pill factory walle wanker. Oh, I get it Walle wanker I have see I have evidence that proves my point the same person your proof is wrong and here's why jim. Wow nerd It's just stuff in the background. What's your problem? Yes a perfect summary As someone who used to work in a burrito restaurant and ate basically just burritos for a year I can confirm I know look like a professional bodybuilder. Also happy 100 you beautiful massives And burrito factory do the burritos man. Oh They just you eat one and you've evolved as a critic. Okay, just Stop one stop. You can make a use of powerful Fangorn pendant you Wonderful I'll save there. Um, I think that is a roundabout where we are going to um Just you know, take a second before we do another set of full amount of hours because this is all one thing 100% but um Yes, it should probably take a break right there. Just a small one. Don't worry. We'll be right back in your your continuity people who are listening Yeah, we're just gonna go take a take a quick pee break and we'll be right back one moment All right I was gonna say it's like we already want to start the deck. They're like, oh, hello. Yeah, just go for a second So, yeah, right next one. What do you mean the next one? Well, you haven't gone for pee yet I'm gonna too. We'll be right back. Just yeah, we'll be right back. Uh, just give us a second Whoa off I go What a wonderful pee that was Yeah, I had a really good time just getting all that out just you know Taking care of business Doing what you gotta do nice little break. It's weird actually it were reminiscing about it so much It's such a Such a common normal thing It's a weird annoying thing that happened in my game reset and I had to reload just in that moment there Definitely a little bit odd an oddity that we're calling Just a lot of attention to it. I guess Instead of just continuing on as if nothing had happened Yeah, you'd think that that would be something that you'd expect but I don't know something about it just just a little odd Not suspicious just just odd really more than any I completely agree So anyway moving on We're still on a stream ones Superchats, uh, who knows maybe Maybe we will near their end soon enough and by that I refer simply to ours Oh, he makes sense. Jimmy called us wankless wankers, but he can't even see what he's wanking That's true probably I can't it's all a bit, but at this this point You can do in the dark. You don't have to see that shit. You know exactly what's going on down there. I hope Just going straight from feeling Stop making sense. Aiden. You'll scare away the gym Oh, he's he's been around for like a decade. He's not going anyway Stences he's impervious to common sense. I promise you that I'm gonna do anything as much as we hope these trolls. They're just Taking hits like the gods these days, you know, you know funny. I'm reaching the end game Oh, wow, Berathor just dealt. What was that 35k? Nice. Uh, I'm getting trolls like all the time now I think it's because they don't know Orcs are just not good enough uh Happy 100th and two-year anniversary. My dudes and jay your avatar needs a hat don't watch live So I have to watch the archives. Thanks for all the entertainment long man. Good. Also. Hi rags Ah, hello And thank you. And yeah, you know a lot of people can uh, it could be better off with a hat That's pretty cool That's our good. I'm a I'm a hat man myself Doggo my my owner my my human my charred if you will Mm-hmm He's got he's got that hat. He likes to wear his mini hat. He's a man of mini hat. Do you have a hat cupboard hat wardrobe? No, I just keep some around Keep some sort of on like shelves You know one on top of another stacked up You gotta walk in closet that are all hats And then a special one is in like a glass case For special occasions. This is my ceremony As ceremonial How do you say hat in a posh way? You would probably say hat hat He is wearing his fine wide rim near Agent jack bower Unit drop your uninformed baseless shitty takes on fitness and keep your hands in the air or I will be memed Oh, you will be memed upon. Oh my god Sounds pretty serious. I don't need to threatening to meme someone That's the worst thing you could do please please someone I didn't know well, it's too late now. It just cuts to black and loads of gunshots Shh Uh, jimothy jimothy question bob almost certainly gets freaky with the aristocrat costume. You're welcome I suppose as long as as long as he's having fun just you know, no need to involve anyone else just keep that Yeah, just just keep that between you and yourself. You would jeebus Well, I follow my logic. Yeah, chocobars give you health. Yes, and halloween is the holiday that gives you chocobars Yes, ergo halloween is life giving thereby making it superior case close I mean It's also it also you get lots of scalar man and zombies. So it's it's the undead meaning resurrection Time of year as well. I know you have your ultimate zombie, but what's better a strong zombie or all of the zombies A Strong a single strong zombie or a bunch of normal zombies. Well, we have all the zombies all kinds of ones We even have Dracula. He's like a vampire's like super zombies Yeah, I guess you could yeah, you could say that I want to suck your blood Hour four of 37 halloween is better. Oh my goodness so many halloween is high five all So Hour four of 37 that needs to be changed to 30. How didn't this guy know how long we'd be streaming for ahead of time? What the fuck? Not a true fan. Yeah Yeah, we just for a regular set of enemies like full four of orcs and A hard-hard wiped mountain one turn against just like the game. I think knows now He needs to send trolls trolls take two turns Hello, my little ewok boys. Here's for hundreds of hours of entertainment and two hundreds more I just beat out of wilds last night. I highly recommend it I'd love to see you guys have razor fist on stay awesome. You massives and high rags Hello We hear we hear both of those a decent enough amount that we went That we should have razor fist and that outer wilds is good. Yeah, those two are actually things that come up a whole bunch so um I feel like it'll happen in future also Oh my so I am on the battlements of uh, of a minas tiris. Do you want to see what they look like? I would love to see what they look like. Oh boy. Just just just i'm viewing the war out there. Oh, it's terrifying Look at those. Oh my god. Wow. My goodness gracious Oh, those are people apparently wow A massive black pudding is just salting minas tiris. Oh my god They've got a bit of smoke to try and cover it. It's like oh It's cute Should have just played a scene from the movie in the background or something Well, I appreciate that they put something there. It's like I say You guys are all right. Don't go to lord the rings tomorrow Don't go to minas tiris tomorrow Jim has an unhealthy obsession with other people's meat-beating habits This man either needs a good route or to be put down. I'm undecided a good route What's that do? I don't know I wonder if it's a spelling or am I missing something something terrifying um Thank you for providing some light in the dark points of my life you massive rags. Do you still talk to bullet barry? Um, I guess not not really. I mean, I still have his contact info and everything. We just don't talk um We don't really just don't talk about stuff. Um, but yeah, I could I could talk to him whenever I want I guess Uh Long man. Thank you for helping me think about things and more critical eye heart Thank you very much for the for the heart Yeah, light light tisms in dark tisms. That's that's we're all about that That's a wow Doing with infinite spawning orcs now. We're just trying to find ways of killing me. That's all this is Also, why am I more when you? Uh, oh my team is split into two threes They keep doing this because they know I that's any way to make me It's any way to kill me Um You better get down the logic gun or I'll suck the business end of my logic shotgun Logic gun Do you remember the one thing about this logic gun? Yeah, I don't remember him saying logic gun Hmm. Yeah, I don't know what that's referring to I'm assuming jim said it, but yeah, I'm sorry. I'm no memory of that one I'll have to ask critical drinker what he uh, what he thinks a logic gun is he's the current like The authority on crazy guns But how does this work? Oh, we kill three and then it moves us over to the other team. Okay Oh, we find the Nazgul. All right, this is this is all very strange But I am not against it. Whoever's got a drill they're gonna be fine Um The last of us two tries to make you feel bad for forcing you to kill people Uh, a game that actually executed this well is metro exodus. The ending is affected by not killing Also, hi rax and ateon Oh hi. Hello Yeah, uh, I mean there's a couple of games that do it to a certain degree and there's ones that are considered like the best for it I would assume Yeah It's it's the last of us two as a game as a whole Pretends as though it's like the first on the market almost It's like look at the crazy cool things we're doing. It's like, oh, hello. Um, yeah, we have lots of that already Like somebody builds a house out of mud and sticks and they're like, isn't this cool? And you're like, uh Yeah You almost want to say like good job You did it proud of you Um, oh the other half of the other one was uh, uh, maiden is back to celebrate halloween together also also hi rax Hello The halloween's not for another month Which by the way, we're getting the haunting of blind manor and the potential, um Frictional games new game and the goofy stupid game from super massive games Goofy stupid Fuck I really hope that tv show is good. I'm gonna be sad if it's not Goofy stupid No, not the tv show goofy stupid. Uh, I'm hoping the goofy stupid gave is goofy. It's stupid from but it's the It's the sequel to the sequel of until dawn Oh Uh metal and I gonna Reunite and assuming they're bringing them out yearly. So every halloween, which is gonna be Doing that I guess Join forces the forces of stupid forces of united to create one big Can cringe be objectively measured I don't uh, I don't think so. No, I don't think so Because something can be non cringe and then cringe like a year later depending on how everything's going and vice versa And watching something cringy multiple times might give you diminishing returns on cringe Man, so Barthol hits five times with each one doing like 5,500 allegor shoots one arrow and it does 6,000. It's like, oh Yeah, good job Wouldn't want to take it away from him. Good job. No, no, I'm just glad I'm glad he's there contributing The game's like you've been like leveling up all these guys equally, right? Oh Game why would I do that? I don't even know like the game doesn't encourage you to do that It feels weird swapping around all the time. It's not like With pokemon you have to because you know certain pokemon don't do shit all to to certain types With this game, it's just like yeah, you have your amazing healer your amazing spirit damage person and your amazing sword guy I said, why would I why would I trade them? It I apply for everything. I'm weird Oh Game you gave us different ideas and that's fine. Do your own thing. I got some ideas Mola's avatar is going through a better character roller coaster than anyone in the last of us two or tlj to be honest Ben's character roller coaster implies Like luke went on a character roller coaster in tlj. Yeah Wasn't a good one though Yeah Yeah, I mean not all journeys are ones you want to go on Double attacking all the time with berethor. I feel like I'm cheating. Oh, well The big problem with the claim gym highlights claiming abby doesn't exist because there's no rule 34 Is that rule 35 clearly states if rule 34 doesn't hold true? Ensure that it does Is that true? It's not so much a rule as it is a commandment Well part of a Part of a you will do this thing I mean this this thing There's someone for everyone right like of course I would say this of course going to be rule 34 for a abby Certainly not if it wasn't then I mean in the game There's rule 34 true so Not to try too hard on that one There's rule 34 pieces of every character including the fungus zombies except abby none of abby let that say what it says Hmm That's Oh, yeah, e-fap one hundo high rags and all oh, hey there. Hello High rags in in hoonipop. Nikki is object to be the best girl Let me remind myself Not a huge fan of the um the blue hair blue hair really Really doesn't quite do it for me odd Of course someone made some really ugly fan art ever it's on tumblr of course of course Oh tumblr that's is it still around? I don't oh, yeah, they just took out the not-safe-for-work stuff and it died Yeah, I for some reason I almost remember it as like they would remove those others like no people just stop using it Yeah, they took yeah, they said no not safe for work anymore and um Yeah people just were like fuck that shit Kind of crazy That's odd. Why would you just destroy your Why would you destroy yourself like that? No clue these the not-safe-for-work destroy the not-safe-for-work Oh, well, uh, also you excited for hoonipop 2 No, I'm not played it as a Muller have you played fran bow? No, but I've heard of it. It's like a 2d game, right? I'm actually not certain Fun fact mall's birthday is actually celebrated over the course of three days This is because it took the doctor's 63 hours and sizable length of hallway to withdraw him from the birth canal Oh Well, like why is um, is that because you're you're long you're like a You're just they just kept pulling like a clown pulls scarves out of a hat. They just kept pulling and pulling Pulling like there's got it. You've got it in somewhere. Same thing happened for slender man from what I've heard so Got it. There's only a finite space within this woman. We're gonna keep on pulling slender mom Slender mom I can't joke to abby because of her personality not a physique Also, adan's point about logical inconsistencies is the biggest problem with tlj compared to all previous star wars entries I can't quite remember the specific point, but i'm probably gonna agree with it. It's about consistency Rest to say note of that His first words were of course his iconic hello ladies and gentlemen said just as his gas mask was starting to poke through Uh by the 39th hour of labor. He had already convinced the doctor to give buffy a shot. Oh Oh doctor was like Okay, your mom must have been watching all the episodes Uh while you were in there and you could hear it very faintly through the um Yeah Through all the stuff like oh, you know, it started out being really bad, but it turned out all right Even in audio form it turned out to be all right. You could tell the difference Question for the whole group. What are the two videos that you count on e-fap? Do you consider to be the worst subjectively and objectively? Oh So objectively it's probably cinematic that america's he got his video Fails basically every single thing it's designed for Probably um, it's up there with uh, eric taxon jack saint video. That was just extremely wrong Um slanderous quite frankly. He's full of lies um other than that um Man, that's the thing there's been a bunch Trying to think of the ones that really stand out I'm trying to the cosmonaut video on the last of us too is up there Yeah, it was pretty bad, uh But ones that gave me the worst emotional experience so ones that like on a batwoman level couldn't even entertain me on that way Just there was just that like hmm yeah, um In defense of bad movies one gave me like An annoying experience because he couldn't really do anything because it was just lame It wasn't fun at all. It wasn't helping his own points. He was just sort of saying things He's explaining why we enjoy watching things that are bad and which was not the point of the video Yeah, he said there are no bad movies, but it's okay to like bad movies. What do you want? Oh, yeah, what do you want? What are you trying to convince? What do you want? Oh, no mogul wind mogul wind is just a fart, right? I think it's the joke that we made last, um before the break before a pee break. No, we said, um That was mogul shot was the one we came up with a morgul shirt What was it supposed to be? Well, so I guess we went do we go from mogul wind to mogul fart to mogul shot? Is that what we did? You know what? Who can really even though it was just a even though if it was just recently I just can't quite I can't quite remember Damn Weird that it was bad though. It was bad um Unintentional self psychoanalysis intensifies Oh because of yeah, Jim sometimes gives away more than he probably meant to Hmm I'll just do a regular one uh This is just projection. I've seen jim's wife Oh I'm his wife Yeah, he's married I probably knew that at some point, but I've I guess chosen to bury that information of my own head. Oh man. Ella gas just got burnt to death Oh, couldn't happen to a another we will miss you nicer Uh, to whoever wants the answer sex marry kill with jim stealing the dog you play fetch with and abby Go marry the dog. Uh, so we're fucking the doc. What? Kill oh Kill jim fuck abby marry the dog kill jim marry You see it. Here's the thing. Um as a dog. I want to fuck the dog, of course I'm gonna kill jim marry abby. I think that I'm sorry. I'm not married So here's so Uh I don't know abby's sort of like is all right in the end kind of but not really so Uh She's shitty. I don't know. I Yeah, fuck abby marry the dog. I can't yeah abby's a psycho I'll play fetch with the dog. It's fine snap Next to embarrass or go to eat the death. It's like I guess I'll resurrect you too Damn god didn't happen to a nicer guy Uh, thank you for the sticker. Welcome to enap your aid in palla and then I guess that's sleeping Hey, she didn't sleep this time around no sleep time. Oh clock 10. Yeah, she made it Um I legit IRL knew a real power a girl power lifter in high school She won the state high school record for power lifting for 50 pounds. She bench pressed 350 pounds regularly She's way smaller than abby Hmm. Yeah, I imagine she'd be more efficiently shaped, you know Yeah, look, it's because we were talking about this before the body building versus Strength building if we can call it that Yeah, actual strength training versus body building Uh 100 e-faps of service and ready for 100 faps more Oh, uh already excited to get 101 go in one swing. Uh, sort out some of them new New things I don't want to say much more than that Yeah, 101's on the way because if if this theoretically comes out in a week and a half because I think I don't think we're going to be done Recording this whole thing for a while. This will be the longest video on mula, by the way Oh, wow, it's um, it's already I think it's already seven and a half or eight hours long Seven and a half hours hard to believe that we've been up that long doing that. That's crazy It's gonna be really funny if What feels like we started days ago? No, if uh So we're not through the first stream super chats yet and we've got what four hours until we catch up with the length of that stream So Like we recreate E-fap 100 in just super chat form as if we need to run two podcasts at the same time in order to do it effectively You need to clone ourselves, right? And have ourselves running the podcast while another two cells answer all of the super chats that come in That's that's all right, but i'm fucking my clone first. All right That's fine, but we still got to get the super chats read out. Okay. We will be great. Oh, yeah, okay We've finally made it my n words and e walks. No, we did indeed n words and e walks and words and e walks living together in happiness in harmony I'm breaking the trope of everyone saying hi rags. Hello everyone else also hi rags Oh, hi. Damn didn't really break that trope. I gotta be honest Oh, we we brought down the tower. Hey meanest here to save We must go deeper into that city with haste. I don't know what happens in the storyline at this point Do they seriously separate the team again? Whoa, there was two had hodds Was there I I can't I can't like it's recorded now, but it was two hodds in the cutscene. I swear to god Someone's screenshot that and sent it into a meme It'll just have a quote with like a typesab and a quote for me saying there was two had hods Now you're gonna be indestructible Oh, I know right fucking hell fired like oh two volcanoes at once. Damn They thought it was bad with just the one Dude, I would love it if they actually like it glitched and gave me two had hods I'm gonna replace fucking algost I'd be like, oh well Oh I got me another new axe This one's a five star Doesn't have any spirit attached to it, but I'll get over it They attack uzaki chan as unrealistic when plenty of women are built like her but insist that abby is realistic when very few women Are look like look like her Yeah, that seems to be it Um, it's a very interesting Back and forth and I think even they would eventually be like well Yes, but one objectifies women while the other is celebrating different body types or some shit That's probably the rationale Because remember objectifying and celebrating your body type. Definitely different thing Totally not the exact same thing, but when you say someone has got an incredibly like gorgeous body, that's offensive So stop doing that. Yeah, can't say that. Yeah do that. No, no, no How come all the evil people get to go first? Boo By the way, I just realized so, you know how speed defines whether or not I go first Uh in theory and let's just assume that's how it works in this game I I haven't actually confirmed it because fucking you don't you can't confirm anything in this game um If I wanted hard hard to go first and I'd built everything on him except speed couldn't I then Every time I build a character specifically for speed I have them in my roster They they appear and then I just trade them out for hard hard on their turn and like because you get to have a go With the person you've traded out with as well Oh, wow, really? Yeah Kind of ruins that I'm sure there's a lot of amazing incredible strategies that you could come up with with uh the lord of the rings third age because of how I love the idea that there's a guy that's like we can make it easy and you're like, oh That'd be great Can you And you know Oh, they all survived the move this time. Good for you Survived the move. I think they've scaled up again Which means hard hard is like behind now. Oh, wow. Oh, I say survive. Hmm It's um, it's a generous word Pint nine poles get an uber back to mine. Oh, it's like I did pull how about that good for him Pint nine, man Hope you're uh, you're able to you you you're coherent and stuff, you know a lot of points Mm-hmm Can't get off to abby. Well, I whacked off to that Completion of her dying not forcing it at all. Does that count? Oh Oh There's something out there for everyone. Hey make the make the most out of a bad situation Rags, I just pooped with the door open so I could listen to ifa from the other room. Do you agree? Um, no, but I can I can understand I can understand I I ain't gonna be mad I'm not saying you're right But I but I won't be mad. Also, you get a pass It ends with I also had something else, but I don't have the and I think that's the joke It was gonna be something else, but it just didn't quite get in there. Oh damn. I was so curious. Mm-hmm We shall never know Um Is stealing the new diabeto sidekick I mean if everyone's saying it, you know, there must be something to it Who knows maybe we'll make another video defending epic and we can cover it Uh I was trying to catch up before you got to 100 but 84 wrecked my streak. Thanks for that. Hey, that's not our fault Uh, yeah, still wishing you a congratulations. Here's to another 100. Whoa Here's to another one Here it is For your information, you're not done with batwoman. You still have the elsewild's crossover that you have to watch It wasn't written by the same people so it's better Well, that sounds like it ruins it Yeah, then why would we want to watch it? Why would you why would you suggest such things? um And you need to read jar jar's lines at least episode two what? How many oh, you know, uh read jar jar's lines I I thought we did in the super chat at some point, but yeah, someone really wants to to read jar jar's lines In for honor the main villain apollyon is taller and bigger than the male warden character Nobody questions that because she's been a warrior her entire life and it's about 40 or 50 years old Well being a warrior entire life wouldn't define how tall you are, right? Yeah, I don't think that would have any aspect on I mean like if Like you could just be at a job and you just get taller over time If you become a cop until you get told I suppose there are jobs that can stun you, uh, but Yeah, I just you don't need to explain that there are tall people. That's all you need There you go. You did it Yeah, simple as good old tall people Often a non trusted But you know, they should be just because they have their head in the clouds doesn't mean they don't know nothing about nobody Know nothing about no Bobby You look like you have more armor. I'm gonna go for you Let's give you a doom. Oh like 10k damage. Well done That's a lot of damage rags slash shads thoughts on lantern shields Let me take a look lantern shields you say Is a lantern shield? Oh, that looks really cool Um Let me Am I expecting a photo of a lantern shield any moment? Yeah, I'm trying to get a good one Uh, hmm. Where's the lantern exactly? Yeah, I was expecting a kind of um, or is it not a lantern. It's just the name of it Yeah, it's just the name of it. I suppose. Hmm, but that looks really interesting. Um Yeah, very interesting. It's curious. I guess it is Yeah, I'm curious what a shadow would have to say that looks like a very Intra very unusual I I've never seen these before I suppose it wouldn't be as good as any of those things individually, but the combination could make it kind of formidable, I suppose um So it's it's basically a super gauntlet is what it looks like. Yeah, it'd be cool to see it pop up in some medieval thing you know It's it's cool if you have stuff like that pop up in terms of like what the fuck is that even real and it's like, oh, it is real Wow for example, isn't gladiator has a whole bunch of like historical x3 issues such as Uh helmets went a thing and they were all wearing them in it I remember I remember something like that someone told me that I don't trust it. Uh gladiator the the helmets the specific helmets they have I like way too advanced for uh the movie. It's timeline Maybe I'm I'm not certain Do you not know but it's very I'm I'm absolutely ready to believe that a movie got something totally wrong Yeah, well two timelines and historical accuracy There was one part where a guy can be seen wearing blue jeans. I don't think they had those at that point Uh Blue jeans. No, man. Denim goes dates back all the way to the ancient cowboys and oh, yeah The ancient cowboys that proceed like oh, yes All way out quay walle partner Do orphans have the lost souls of gingers inside them Hmm I said that one more time this way Is there any connection between how gingers do not have souls such lost their souls and orphans having having harvested said lost ginger souls Is that what orphans do? I mean, I've studied them for a long time and there is there are vague references to gingers In many of the entries I don't I don't what if you have an a ginger who is an orphan as they all should be But What did does he have a soul does he not Does he harvest the soul from a nun Well, these are all man that cutthroat doesn't does an orphan ginger have to go out and steal the soul of a non orphan ginger That's pretty metal and we want to study all these things, but oh, it's unethical It's like really is the truth unethical. I don't think so Uh, the dawn blesses them all either way. We need to know how to solve the duality of joel Solve the duality of joel Well, I guess I'd have to know exactly what they mean by that Are they referring to how some people say joel's right and people say he's wrong or that I don't even know Joel's supposed to be hero, but he's also at the same time responsible for all the death after the last event Well as as a future scholars interpreted he's responsible for all death Just a whole to have constant even his own death of Like who was it abby that killed him or was joel controlling abby His own death is only a means to greater end Darcy's to be in spirit form. He could become the spirit of death. He could ascend into the into the No, the spirit realm Lord overall instruction Hour five of 37 slice and dice brother Hour five. There you go. Oh wow We made so much progress I'm 16 and I'm glad I found e-fap. Well still a teen while still a teen I guess without you teaching me to think more critically I would probably have grown up to be the new jj abrams. Oh That would have been bad. Well, yeah, god think of the franchises you could have destroyed I mean Only we the world can only handle one jj and even then just barely Mm-hmm PS hi rags kick j love you long man and shad. How I write good question mark Hello Yes, the constant questions we all ask ourselves I made it. I caught up in time for e-fap 100. I watched every single e-fap e-fap mini e-fap gaming e-fap movies and e-fap eu I started in january Jesus That is uh That is quite that that's legitimately impressive a lot of e-fap. That's a lot of stuff. Yeah, it's a lot of stuff to go through Also, I'm gonna say the n word nor Just a game bruh. Come on man. We're just pranking Well, yeah, when you pulled out the just a game, bro, that's like it's all over the conversation may as well Just not have happened. Yeah, because everything you say just a game Just a game so we're about a just game Imagine he was a complain about industry issues and we said well, it's just a game Game Yeah, they're just games I mean it's just money Money and everything man. It's just money just game Yeah, just you know move on with your life cheese um It's weird that the real life model for abby is actually pretty good looking while also being a bodybuilder But like with andromeda they hit the game model with the ugly stick I remember andromeda's models. They were funny. Yeah when that came out. Mm 22k for every orc from had hard in that wad move Or at least it can some of them would take a little less They've got a magic door for a treat He's like like even a drill's just like, um, how are you? I'm supposed to be the magic elf you magic user Shut up elf Fuck do you have a volcano You're a volcano Well summon a volcano when you sleep you're bad if you don't shut up. Okay You need a buddy cop movie with ad hoc and gimley About how they hunt down froto and sam To stop them from destroying the world See that without context you'd think I'm crazy. It's like oh, no You see efap is a big plot line if you miss out on episodes, you may not know what we're talking about and that's you know Nothing I can do about that Neal oh druckman neat neal lower Neal lower druckman. I think you're forcing that one just a little bit just a little bit Death by a million memes it can happen Efap has helped me through some hard times in the last two years at times It's the only part of my week. I look forward to count. Thank you masters enough Oh, wow, that's great to hear. That's really nice Yeah, me. It's my that's my least favorite part of the week just having to deal with all this shit Oh Like what's what's next like joel joel is hated right you like Uh Taking any more joel is not a beloved character Uh, thank you for uh, wonderful two years of e fapping I watch efap since just right debate and I have to say you never fail to entertain This podcast is the best part of my week. Never stop it. Also high rags Oh, hello Yeah, again. Thank you. Thanks for letting us know nothing but encouragement this uh This wonderful day Also, I just like crossed a bridge. There's just one orc standing there. It's like, huh? Well, as long as he doesn't use as long as this random dwarf doesn't have these insane magic powers. I should be all right Volcano begins to rise out of the ground. He's like, oh Yeah, what are those ones? Uh, shit. I forgot to say high rags in my first super chat Well, I guess they didn't say it again. Damn well Oh, if he forgot Woo finally efap 100 a hundred times girthier than a standard efap, but with fewer calories You alt left nazis better make this a fap to last 1 000 years Oh close taste less filling. I don't know High rags. Enjoy some mashed potatoes on me. Oh, oh, thank you. I need to get me some damn mash Ooh, please. It weighs me from timey-wimey moans Um, I don't know if I can do that. Oh, oh, yeah, I just have to what do we have to do? Erase them from time Oh, what do you have to do? I guess just say they don't exist in a particular context Oh, yeah, we just have to erase them. So like if we went to an alien planet thousands of billions of trillions of light years away called Xanthar right because I think that's a guardians against the thing and then I said you wouldn't be on that planet I have I have now erased you Then Oh, how does it feel to be erased? Yeah, it's all right. It feels kind of Kind of samey like maybe it's one of the things where he'll you've got it But you got to let it sink in and the feelings start to you know, it starts to kick up but Right now mostly mostly. All right. Yeah, like a doctor says you got the big gay and you're like, I don't really I don't smell it. It's like no, you're just used to it by now. You've had it for years I didn't want it You didn't want it. You didn't ask for it And yet there it is Just wanted to send some money as an appreciation for this amazing community. Here's to 99 more seasons of this massive podcast Well, yeah, I mean we're actually probably pretty old by the end of the day Seasons. Yeah, let's do it Marco Polo is awesome. Sadly it was canceled Um, the is there a show or game or or Marco Polo was canceled After his after they dug up tweets about what he had to say about the china. Oh, no Marco no Oh mark, why'd you have to say such such things? Marco no Uh rags jokes are on point. Hey there you go They sent suitor just to say that your jokes are on point That's a plus Ra doesn't have a roof tall enough to deal with these pathetic white guilt ridden losers I don't know. He has a lot of roofs Some of them stretch as high as like, you know, uh, whatever the the highest place in egyptian Mythology is what is what is the height the top of a pyramid? There you go. That's like a big roof The top of the pyramid you have the Well, you could be at the top of a totem pole But if we're talking about the greeks, I don't know I guess the the head of the the the I'm sure there's a I'm sure there's an architectural term for the top of a pillar. I can double check it Oh, yeah, um, oh someone off mount olympus That's pretty top of a pillar the capital or chapter Chapitre forms the topmost member of a column So I guess you'd be you'd be a capital Oh Best podcast hitting 100 episodes. Fuck. Yeah, don't let up on these tisms. Keep the episodes and memes coming Oh, well, I was sent before a shit ton of episodes and meme videos So hopefully you got where you were after Last of us three better have abby punching a boulder into a volcano as wesker explains how he's going to spread the fungus through total global saturation But see that would be like if they just had you know leaned into being ridiculous I would probably end up being good I doubt they have the awareness. They're just gonna continue teaching us lessons Point 11. She's coming back to mine. Oh my god this story Blood elves raised numbers of women playing horde Blood elves raised numbers of women playing horde What does that mean? Well, I guess blood elves are racing Wow, right I don't know. I guess so a blood elf so a blood elf is They're just the normal looking ones with the big pointy ears um And I guess they're in the I don't know I guess they were or they weren't I don't even know if they're I think they're part of the the horde, right Did they raise numbers of women playing horde? I guess, I mean if they if they're part of the horde, I guess they did raise numbers of women who are playing in the horde Also, we said a cutscene where like I guess a fel beast was like perched on a thing and Moulin out of the six of us just goes Do not let that thing feed on my people. I just like um, I mean, we're all here, you know Defend the ship like we're sort of a team or like I mean I came here thinking we were a team So like we're the you're like, oh, these are my people and you guys are just helping me again It's like uh barathol is like gone. Wow, but okay. Wow Okay, I'll find sure but I'll be seriously. Wow I We're both on the same side of this castle wall for now, but like we're gonna hmm. Wow You're difficult to work with okay, he's like, oh, you're not the ideal ally Who would prefer to deal with someone else? Oh, man, I gotta fight easterlings now Oh, they're like orcs, but a little better Right, I I mean the game did it. I didn't do it. I I didn't do nothing I mean, they probably would be better than orcs because orcs are kind of shit, but there's a lot of them. Yeah Oh Okay, so here's another I think I think I mentioned the super bowl. It's just like wow Lay it off of me So counter attack is a thing that people can learn right um And it does it automatically someone someone attacks you and you'll just automatically give them a strike back But it doesn't it doesn't cost you anything in terms of mana or your turn If you're holding a blade that gives you health back When you hit them that means that they can hit you for like 500 and then you can counter attack for like a thousand And heal yourself more than was taken off by them And I just find that funny Checks out just like damn. They must fucking hate their lives Oh, is that oh, it's damaging shield not biting blade Stood I'll send my whole team to sleep. That's not fair Oh, you woke up hard hard if you're gonna wake up one of them Don't wake up him um Tilted aiden is best aiden congrats on 100 high rags Hello Thank you very much Uh new batman game trailer released arkham knights where you play as nightwing red robin red hood band bat girl It's an rpg with online elements. I'm scared I hope it's good. I don't know Did ever quite know what you're getting these days Not here not on this book Well, yeah, I was gonna say I feel like if you've been listening to us then you should have at this point learned Either overtly or almost subconsciously Fucking be careful with anything new coming out no matter what There's a lot of people getting hyped over the batman trailer and I'm like Like calm down. We've how many times do we have to do this with you guys? fucking stop Getting super excited and acting like oh the trailer's good. That means the movie's gonna be good Stop it. You're like a child. It's like what if it turns out to be good? It's like that's great. Yeah, we want it to be good But calm down polished elfstone of shadow protection I bet you don't have one of those actually I'm happy with all of them right now Oh new sword for idreal what's a little it's a cool-looking one and new van braces. Oh my god No, I don't know if you guys caught this in tlj ties blow up the bridge We get layer poppins, but no mention of a second bridge or repairs last time this happened the executor crashed into the death star fin yeah, because They show the shields getting blown up on the um The superstar destroyer or the executor then they show Because if you remember in the games rags it was like those little um They're like little pods on the death star destroyer or the star destroyer. Sorry. Yeah, the top you destroy them You destroy the shields, uh Then you can destroy the bridge behind the shields. That's that's the that's the constant worry I have about uh how that exactly works. How is how do you blow them up if the shields are active? Well, if we're gonna put a part of our ship outside the shields because it can't fit It should be the part that disables the shields That's just I mean come on seems like an oversight, but uh So those blow up then the bridge blows up and then the whole ship starts to like fuck up in terms of its uh I don't know ability to stay in orbit, but the the the radice Uh has a second bridge, which I don't I don't know that that's impossible like having a second bridge I'm sure that there's some precedent for that in some way in some ships. I don't know But it is odd Because they don't they don't address it really it's just a thing. It's like, yeah, it's a second bridge The other one's blown up Um, this one says FAQ you rags like a fact you Get it. Ah, no, I don't I don't frequently asked questions you I'm gonna heal both of these dude. Actually fuck it It's funny. I have a move to heal them fully or I could put a move that ought to resurrects them on Which means once they are killed they get a turn and full health like It's almost like there's no point in healing. Yeah, I bother. It's just don't heal just resurrect Um pocketo sando. Look it up in Japanese. I'm gonna assume that's pocket sand Like it should be backwards just because Japanese I don't see why they don't just redo the last of us too. They're not going to but it would be the smart thing to do um They They don't really do that ever redoing Any very few examples we can even like just as league is probably the best example of that now Pretty neat by the way I like it I'm not convinced it'll be great, but uh, um, I like that it's a thing This time we've been able to super chat. Thanks more and rag for the trillions of hours of quality entertainment You absolute trillions your abusive gamer masters. Oh, no Oh Abusive gamer masters So wow, you just hit me for 100 damage Geez, are you gonna be okay? I don't think so. It's all over. Oh my goodness. You might have to resurrect soon. Oh, no Give me a give me just a second. I'm gonna grab this drink in the freezer and be bright I just used into your flame because I had so such a little manner I'm waiting for fellowship grace to come from this dude And then uh, but also it should have helped with the flamey breath thing, right? Do flamey breath. No, that's a bite. That's the wrong one That's the wrong number, but he gets to resurrect anyway, so See what I mean So hopey Now we'll just use flaming fury, I guess because it doesn't cost me what seems to be too too No, let's use double attack. Let's see what it actually does Is it axe craft? It is axe. Yeah, that's fine though. We'll just use it Those defense template increase speed. Yeah, that's fine Go buddy Triple critical. That's very good And now we go We we're not gonna stun him. He's immune. Oh, fuck it. We got managed to spare Oh, well Not what I was looking for but we shall take it. Um, yeah, just keep using gondola rampage Boom Man that that felby's just keeps leaning into every new attack Like we missed two so it's the same as a thalion wrath or I think that's what it's called We deal with it. Uh, it may as well heal barathorn now Why the fuck not I think I'm the only person I haven't put auto resurrect on. Oh, here we go. This is a fire move, right? Uh, I still did a decent amount Also, I need to check my um My moves on adriel because she's been learning all the shit ones. I haven't been telling anyone to learn But you know regardless it gives us the good ones eventually heal my no or the valor myself It's interestingly if you put on the Double move it takes your move really far down the roster But if one of them was all to resurrect and then you get killed you get a move straight away Like oh my god Oh, no, he's fearing barathorn again Hmm Very smart of things you could be doing Oh, I feel like they're scaling down my damage on spirit now Unless maybe I gave ad hoc a different Uh piece of clothing that fucks up Yeah, never now Freeze momentum And now we'll just yunduramp. You know, I want to do company mate. I feel like it's not doing this job Just make sure it's up Damn, I should be using level to fury just for those spirit points Oh, no ad hoc is booked Idriel can clean it out of him, but you're gonna have to get her to infest Yeah Oh, you burpen again You fool I can now Resurrect and clean Actually, we'll give him a chance. We won't do that. I'll just do one move Poor guy. He's now gonna get anywhere otherwise All right, he's getting this drink. This must be a hefty drink like a big ol silo Looking up all of his abilities to just you know have it on tap. That's probably what it is Here what is what is the ups? I didn't even oh, I was gonna clean haddard from his fear But he was murdered. So now I'm just gonna have to resurrect him. How sad is that the fuck does haddard have to be afraid of The spooky ghost from the marshes the spooky ghosts I like the idea of the ghost goes to grab him. He just summons a volcano the ghost's like, oh my god What the fuck? All right. All right You're not you're clearly not a dwarf. What are you? Yeah, and I was like he is not of this world Where are we? Uh boom boom son of diabeto. That's that's all it says. I think they're referring to gym Because yeah, we talked about it was full, but I was just so surprised that like Gym the gym coverage it took so long It was like it was good, but it took a long time. It was like, oh my god a huge chunk of efap 100 is done already I don't regret it. No No, no, no Rags, have you seen ahoy's iconic arm series? I have a feeling it'll be up your alley I've seen some ahoy stuff. They're good. Ahoy makes some good stuff Um and molla, would you have ahoy on? I love to see how there's criticism on the on the fly. I would adore having him on. I don't think you would though Well, I even though apparently I wasn't as I would like to What? I I would like to have ahoy On efap. Mm-hmm. That would be great. Mm-hmm You talk about we talk about guns talk about video game guns. That would be kind of nifty talking about video game guns and uh You know what what they do right where they do where they go wrong We talk about guns and maybe maybe we can find a video talking about guns at video games Discuss it with Yeah, actually, I think we showcased it, but it was um, it was a gun about reloading Animations that was really really awesome Um from someone I want to get on the podcast as well. Uh I want to say up and coming youtube, but I'm pretty sure it's like super successful now So it's like, oh well that guy if he wants to uh, that could work Yeah talking about what game probably like From experience has the best animations and sound design and stuff And how much that matters Make it can make a big difference Yeah, it's a big difference. Not only to gun aficionados, but also depending on what kind of game it is I mean, even yeah, even if you don't know much about actual guns getting really excellent visceral feedback from Using them that feels good. Hmm people like that in game Well as long as it's not obnoxious Yeah, it keeps outbreathing me Um, love y'all stay massive Love I'd never not be massive Oh, he's like a discount elton john. Yeah, we're talking We're talking dollar store Uh garbage bin I guess Which who? The comparison of of jim sterling to elton john It's like yeah, oof We're tearing down the essay machine tism by tism by tism the long man will march on I mean, yeah all those essays we'll Get thrown in the garbage all those essay man Real actual genuine legitimate hour six of 37 Oh my god hour six. Oh, I feel like tom's going fast in this particular trunk. I mean this what what? This whole area. I mean, oh no, it drills feared now She's the one who who resurrects people. Oh my god. She's afraid of being outdone by had hard now. Yeah It doesn't really bother me. You can't beat me. I have infinite everything Also, uh, oh, we just cast fear on her again. He's cast fear on berthel like three times in this whole fight Doesn't work. I'm frustrating having an enemy. That's just like, uh, you're stunned now. Uh, you're stunned now For some reason mogul wind only does a hundred damage to it. Why I feel like a glitch or something a hundred is nothing Yeah, that's basically nothing. Is there does she have like a An a like a ring or something that gives her incredible resistance to a certain Willing to believe that's the case, but nothing that I know Because this game seems to be all or nothing like it gives you resistance. Is it like a little bit? No, no No, it's all the resistance basically It puts increases your damage by three times Yeah, it just critical hit berthel with mogul wind and it did 300 Like um, oh, so it's just weak. It's just a really shit move now But it's why would they do that? Why would you design an enemy at this stage of the game? So it does the next to it does his foul breath which does 1,600 to every enemy like, oh That's a little bit better. Yeah, it's better You should go with that more often just saying Uh, this one says I'm a bigot and the next one says I'm also a bigot. So Got some bigots in the audience. I don't know. What do you think? Oh, well terrifying Yeah, I'm I'm spookied. I'm scared Oh, he's spamming foul breath. He's finally figured it out Unfortunately, I still have resurrection sharks don't do much but my breath The closest he came to killing me an idril resurrects frenzy mode Resurrect resurrect Let's get everyone back in the game Mola, have you seen my meme EFAP 100 the short movie? Uh, also there is so much bad faith in Jim's video and have you seen AMC's preacher? We actually answered one about preacher a little bit earlier So, um, yeah, no, I've not seen it. Saw the trailer though and I thought it was like, oh, it looks neat As for EFAP 100 the short movie we might have covered that if that's the one with um Uh persona, I think I answered that one uh earlier As for whether or not it's the high castle one or if it's there's a couple of longer ones we watched, um I'm afraid I can't keep track of uh, which ones which at this point But maybe uh, well, you'll know obviously by this point because this is coming out way after it Um, yeah, even though it took an abomination like TLJ to bring so many fans to unite streams and channels like this are worth the pain Mostly keep the conversations going with these few shekels. Thank you very much And uh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. It would be hard for me to say it wasn't all worth it It's pretty crazy how um How many youtube channels may not have, you know, come about if not for TLJ Yes, it's very possible EFAP might might never have been a thing Yeah, because it's it's perfectly reasonable. Let's say TLJ was good I continued working on my westworld video because that's what was interrupted You don't fucking care about westworld. So you wouldn't have yeah like that wouldn't have happened and then uh Wolf and I would have no reason you and wolf probably still would have met so there you go. Maybe maybe um When it came to like I discovered you as many people did through your TLJ video your first one um So if you had never had made that It's very possible. We simply never would have met maybe captain marvel would have done it. I don't know maybe um But at that point, I don't know if I would have been nearly as interested in the mcu Belch as I would have been otherwise like I like I had a passing interest in the mcu But it was really EFAP that got me a lot more interested in it So it might not have even been captain marvel There you go. Thank you ryan johnson. What can I say? What a nice man? I agree. How are you asking for a friend, but what does turf mean? We've spelled it as t u r f It's t. So that kind of yeah turf is a trans exclusionary radical feminist uh, basically a feminist who doesn't think that uh trans people are essentially the the kind of woman that they are typically uh concerned with um, yeah, like It makes sense. Um in terms of why they would be upset if they've been fighting their whole lives for like how if you're a woman Then you have these like intrinsic issues to deal with in society And so they think that if a man was to then say well, uh, I'm a woman now and uh, they'd be like, okay, but you don't you still have no idea What we've been complaining about this whole time. I think that's their like mindset kind of um I can certainly sympathize Well, you could see it like I think you could have seen it coming You'd be like, oh, this will probably happen because it kind of yeah, what did you? What did you think all the people who are super, you know, you know feminist types You think they just be like, oh, yeah, sure men could just be become women. Yeah And so yeah lots of uh, that's the thing. It's no longer like two Sort of sides. There's like multiple different teams now that are all um So it's hard to know exactly what everyone's thinking because I don't I don't even know when I first heard of turf But it was I feel like it was recently like I didn't know what it meant Yeah, and it's it's generally a term that's it's a very derisive term Yeah, it's you could even argue it's used um to derogatorily to dismiss like you're a turf. You're not You know, I want to listen to Where's where's where's this blue orb taking me? I want to fight more trolls See this thing out of oil trolls when I was um, wow, that's really fucking weird Think of a corridor I walked to the end and there was a warning symbol for like how I'm about to bump into something But it went away and I went back to the middle of the corridor and it was full again But I couldn't figure it out. I went left right and then for the left and then I bumped into something Huh like what what? Now we really like pokemon Uh preach rags preach I'd love some bigot sandwich right now I mean, I would try a bigot sandwich, you know, I would I'd be curious. I'll see why not just give it a shot What's all this? Let's all this bigot sandwich talk about give me some of that bigot sandwich Uh congratulations to the great massive toxic brood Yeah, we didn't even get a toxic brood comment from recovering the guy about the toxic brood. That was that was sad Come on. Why are we here? Just to suffer Woo, I caught episode 100 high rags Hey, and hi mubeshulz Hello and co. Yeah, glad you were able to catch it and I did just make it Uh praise the dawn lord tonal fat gerald and wilford brimley alive in us all or all of us um Yes Good old wilford. I saw a bunch people saying that we should watch the thing free fat movies. Um because of wilford one No, no, no the good And I don't know if it would work, but I'm not like against yeah, but I don't know if it would work I think it's too good. That's the thing Um, we could talk about what we like about it. I guess Yeah, but it just ain't the same just ain't the same We'll have some experiments with what the closest thing we've done to that is still lord of the rings But lord of the rings was very me me Yeah, that's the thing the lord of the rings is a super meme friendly video And you can like we love the lord of the rings, but the memes were so solid potent memes Um But we have so much on our list of bad movies to watch already and I'd rather I I don't know if I want to keep Like I can't keep E fat movies to just bad movies because it's not just bad movies we watch Right. Um, we at least not like even hardcore henry. I wouldn't like I wouldn't call Like I liked it. I liked watching it. It's badness was a positive quality in a weird way. Yeah, it made it fun to watch But it's not like wish upon. No No I want I still want wish upon too wish upon was so funny. Absolutely. Let's crowdfund that shit I would bake it. I would love tried to construct it so that it comes across as though it's trying to be good Uh Also, right, so we just died. We were in a fight against the witch king again I think this is like the fifth time I fought him. Um, I'm with Gandalf now He needs to just like get a clue. We uh, we're gonna tune this first And so I had Gandalf cast like Shadow resistance for the entire team had hard did mountain shields. Um Barathor did I'm gonna do a like mana recharging and attack bonuses and then idril's casting self resurrection I think which king should just leave you should be like nah, I'm not playing Yeah, I'll just come back later You guys kind of just this silly This is a little But yeah, the idea of covering something in a positive light We we all get an experiment with that actually For the first time soon, hopefully We thought about doing it with mandalorian. You remember? Uh, yeah, because after the first time we watched through men. Well the first Time we watched mandalorian. It was you Fringy and I And we were really pleased with episode one. We loved it. We thought it was great Then episode two And then it was all downhill from there. Yeah, three was the one that threw you and I off completely Yeah, and then when we rewatched it proper Really paying attention. We saw like oh even episode one is bad um, so Yeah, a lot of uh, you know just didn't turn out the way that we intended to But which is fine by the way, which is totally fine Um, well, so when we thought it was good though, we were recording It's just like the problem was I think that we didn't have a lot to say We were sort of just like we wanted more to before we can start saying more stuff And so the yeah recording it was just kind of meh and it got Generally, that's probably gonna be the way that it is when it comes to really good movies Is that you're just watching it because it's good during if you remember during the the Batwoman episode where luke was confronting the supposed killer of his father Yeah, we were We were even in even das had He edited it with just our profiles and it and it said Like silent investment. Yeah, you know, so that's a kind of a good way of explaining why for good movies A lot of the time you just don't get the material that you get with a bad movie Like I'm super excited for the the doom and I like Because I I had a blast watching that I think we all did And um, I'm super excited to see how it turns out after it's been edited and all that if batwoman We're as good as all better than that one seen as a whole I would hope that we could eventually figure out a formula where we can watch the episode and as much as it may be A minute long the the supercut of us watching it We can get a good 20 minutes of discussing why it was good And um, you can be used as a sort of like someone's watching the series along with us They watch their episode like we are spoiler free or we'd rather we would have to be because we're watching it for the first time Um, and it's a good companion piece in this because there's a whole format on youtube. That's all about, um That people watching stuff reacting to it and then Discussing and stuff, you know in a quote-unquote positive way I would like us to be able to try and break out of uh simply laughing at things or laughing with things And maybe even being like, you know what? It's pretty good Pretty good, right? Yeah, I'd be totally down for that and maybe soon. You'll uh, maybe soon We'll get some of that up. We might have something playing We like to experiment sometimes they go wrong sometimes they go right batwoman was an experiment We fucking we watched the trailer and we're like, hey want to watch episode one as a meme Hey, how about episode two as a meme? I've been episode three as a meme Also, I feel so bad for witch cake. He hasn't cracked Eddie of our health bar is really good all yet He still hasn't broken through the bouton shields Gays he's all less than half. I don't know Gandalf Gandalf has three moves One is to give a defense bonus to the team One is to attack witch king. I want the other one is to attack witch king. Um One of them deals 25k the other one deals like 14k Think I'm gonna go with one over the other Yeah, at what point do you just say? Yeah, we're just in the pokemon battle world of this is clearly the best move And I'll just keep using this one. Well, someone might point out. It's like well the move cost double the mana It's like but I have like almost infinite mana. Oh, yeah, like what's yes. I don't know the problem Although I've already cast resurrect on everyone too I don't even do If I get it was harder to beat like a couple of easter legs that it was to beat witch cake I don't know man. I I feel I have I have torn this game to shreds while playing through All of super chat catch up and all you've all you've done is you've just been putting the points totally equally distributed Yeah, I've not done anything special Which I feel like if I was to build if I was to respect like any one of these characters and pour all the points into one stat It could be pretty funny So, you know, what's actually kind of interesting that I just realized is that in Guild Wars 2 you can apply stats to items and There are certain combinations of stats that exist and they have prefixes to them like vipers Breathing marauder berserker and they have different stat combinations and one of the stat combinations where it is a an equally like instead of saying A lot of power a lot of precision a lot of ferocity and that's like berserker stats It is it applies stats to everything So power toughness healing power condition damage the whole thing spread it equally And the prefix for that Which is what you're doing Is called celestial Oh Very interesting. I just noticed it the universe once again EFAP it all it all it's all about EFAP It's all coming together Smaller just couldn't help but do the celestial stat It's celestial Hello rags Hello Finally 100 is here now down to business weekend warrior Could you make a hollow live tier list of all the girls you've watched keep in mind? This doesn't mean any of the bad where the where do they place in each tier matters also Where they place in each tier matters question mark. I Were they were they place in each tier matters? Yeah, like they're they're awesome It's such a weird it's it's like if I said rags all to the stars films in uh, you know best to worst where they place matters You're like In flexion. Yeah, it's such a weird one. Um, also pbt is best. Um, well, I can Save that for weekend warrior if I'm one day able to PBT, I'm sure he'll know what that means Dude, he's I'm sure he knows it bow old back to front anime titties. There's a there's a meme. I'm looking forward for us Oh, we got a couple um artwork where what was he doing during EFAP 100's uh super meme and Say he gets distracted with anime titties, which is fine Which is fine. Yeah, totally fine. Ain't nothing wrong with that That's why they're there Give you some to look at while you're talking to him. Yeah Oh, so where are we now 78 up to Oh 83 percent of the game is done Wow, remember we started at 56 I can't believe it Do you have to fight like sarin at the end? Yeah. Yeah. I have sarin. Oh really? Oh The only sample I guess is the that's probably not good if because you could have seen that if it were if we were doing this life unfortunately Oh, that's okay. I'll I'll probably watch the catch it. This will be something that I'll link you it when It goes back to Um, honestly, this has been a really good super chat. Um Are we going through loads of different topics good talks and some good? No discussions and things. I'm really a fan We are up to I want to say eight and a half hours. I think so. Yeah Yeah, it's been a while since we started this, you know, eight and a half hours ago when we did it Still going new new incredible dedication 80 oh Man, some of my characters are now finally getting 100 on every stat that that's a good thing somehow It's suitable because we just did efab 100 It's so weird because I don't think I'll ever find a game cube game that can last as long as this one did It's really because we're up to I think 27 hours in game or something kind of nuts I am searching everywhere. So it's not your average playthrough But I feel as though most people would be wanting to do that in a game like this I'm gonna get all your bonuses all those things to find in the world of middle earth Such as a random, you know thing on the floor turns out to have better stats than something you found in like the ancient tomb of Of of moria Which happens, you know, oh, I wanted to check as well. What's uh, what's ideal learning? Gift of the gray haven restores a great amount of health to all party members As if I need more reasons for why she's so powerful I wonder if she'll let her move where she can resurrect all people put them to all full health and Manor and then apply an auto resurrection to them and kill all the enemies I feel like that would be uh, I'll be balanced Just because jim stealing can't find his genitalia does not mean he does not have them high wags Hello And that is true. That's um, that that is true Um Yes, I'm I'm sure he could probably find them You're just maybe not Standing give him a bit of time While hour Don't know what it would take exactly But uh, you'll get there Aiden research me entire body recoils in cringe Oh my In this naughty dog fanatical last of us universe Oh, I don't think anyone's pulling out that argument. Hope not Ooh, do you remember the game where you go to the throne room and this just Denith all runs past you on fire by the way Oh, he does You run up to the white tree And you're like, we need to get to the throne room and then just some dude on fire just goes Ball Remember that from the movie It makes a fucking sense. Please it in Uh gandalf just heads up and goes you are free of baddish, but you're like, oh Okay Thanks. Yeah, that's good gandalf such a legend, you know, it's worried. They might turn down my help or something Yeah, the idea that we're into full attack. It's like, well you were banished to go away. Yeah, okay um Jim dresses like that because he's an eccentric genderqueer pansexual. I thought he just worked at the steampunk chili restaurant That still could be it. You don't know Chili restaurant Target party member takes the next action. Oh, that's pretty good I like it um Back girl in tow washing bts in bathroom sink Washing bts what's bts time for bat, um bum tits and snake BTS um Was washing bts washing butts Batman the series washing batman the series in the bathroom sink. Okay Strange, but i'm not gonna call out someone for doing what they want to do um Yeah, good stuff. I think there's a korean boy band called bts Definitely could be batman series. You don't know yeah Forgot another big plot hole the officer tells hucks they can't catch the radice because it's smaller The star destroyers are smaller than the radice What are they are they That's someone I'd have to share. Are you sure? I don't know. They'll be funny. That's true I don't think so Maybe I just am remembering it wrong, but I'd have to look at that doesn't sound right though um Well regardless the tie fighters are smaller, so And they'll remember the argument would be like he wouldn't want to sacrifice tie fighters. You're like right Because tie fighters are like super important to the empire not the kind of things they would want getting blown up Where where where where where first victory of many Hello, I'm the guy trying to beat bloodborne while the stream is happening And I gotta say jim sterling's logic or lack thereof gives me pause and I died thanks to him several times already. Oh That's not good. Is it Hmm first age steel longsword of erador So if that's from the first stage and it's the third age how old is that an old sword This is an old sword Lord of the rings first Someone else could tell me later dude you can eventually learn to move for barathor that grants immunity to fear for your entire group Oh, well game over game over. Er. They're so weird in this game. They just give you all kinds of crazy shit Thanks for the dose of sanity in the insane world No, probably more happy to help keep your sanity on Let's all play horizon zero dawn on pc while watching hardcore henry also high rags and moveslee Hello happy 100 and here's to 100 more phaps Absolutely. Um, is horizon zero dawn working? I remember there was some stuff about it being I heard it was buggy I hope it's all right My favorite movie ever features no minorities whatsoever crouching tiger hidden dragon is clearly racist Oh my god What's the thing? I do wonder if they apply all these principles to like bollywood and stuff like that. Oh fuck. No No No, they don't They do not Uh, just got here. Good to see you guys finished your first vid Christmas is an imperialist holiday that must be curtailed Hashtag give thanksgiving back Oh We got a thanksgiving back And thanksgiving is great. It's probably my number two Wow, well We don't do thanksgiving over here. So no, that's yeah, it's uh, yeah But uh, yeah, it would be interesting to run all the holidays against each other and see what the results are Um End of first video 12 25 pacific. Oh, we just defeated Jim sterling in continuity. Wow Oh, uh, yeah, we you know, we're pretty much at the end now. So we did it. Yeah, we made it Jim sterling possibly diabetes apprentice I wouldn't want to say no Yeah, it does seem like it could be the case Gotta keep your eye on him terrifying in its own way Shocking loud water fury Oh, and he's dead sweet Invite razor fist. Yeah, see I think we've had three razor fist requests in this uh set of super chats actually We'll know what they want. Mm-hmm We'll get we'll get to it at some point the way it works on efap is that like I think hack fraud media was the one I always use an example He was one of the first people I was going to get on when efap started and it took us like a year and three quarters of a year So, um, just waiting for the right time and place, you know But we'll get there Shad from one night Aussie to another have a coffee you beast and wake up Well, he was he was he was uh, he was fiery throughout. Oh, I guess they want him to uh, they want him to stay longer Uh, see which is understandable We were going to try and get him on the the backside of everything, but my goodness. We had so many guests um, oh, hi Osan And so says oh, hi Osan Oh, hey, they put a save point in the middle of the throne room That was awfully nice of them. Yeah, it doesn't I mean it seems like it it sticks out a little bit But you know, I can use it so Not gonna complain Uh More new poldrons And a new pendant Wonderful team's looking swaggy now Ore wao chinchin Gadi suki Nandeo Is that a reference to what filthy frank would say? I remember him saying chin chin You should have on a tune she films I uh, I don't know that one they say check him out. Hope he's good Hmm It's not much, but here's a token of appreciation for many many hours of entertainment from y'all congratulations guys Thank you very much. Thank you very much Um at mohler, please check your twitter for awesome fan art I hope I found it that we've had a hell of a lot recently and there's still more for us to actually check out You guys you guys are wonderful in that department Oh I should have done valorous haste. Damn it. Uh Oh had hold gets a turn anyway. It's all right You massives I'll be at work till 1am EST Yamate kudasai Yeah, I think I think that's a swear. I don't know Yeah, I hope not Yeah, don't worry if you're in work until 1am and I'm assuming they're american Um, that means that we would still only have been like halfway through so they'll be fine Oh, I've learned a devastating shield as had had now which is when it applies the the shield that reflects damage to everyone Peace. Yeah, that's what this one is. How much damage does it reflect? That's a good question. I don't know if it's one to one Um, but this is the thing I'm starting to realize Sorry You have no idea what this game doesn't tell you Yeah, well, no that one they would actually have to tell you because the the you can actually see it in the numbers on the people's health Well, I mean in the description of oh, yeah, no It'll just say it reflects damage probably anyway. I'll have to check that Go to superpower wiki. Click the random superpower button three times. Those are your superpowers Uh, random superpower wiki Oh, it's just they said superpower wiki and then hit random You hear a wiki, right? Um I guess explore random page Oh, I guess you're doing it so let me jot these on note It is I guess we go to the wiki. I guess we go to explore which is Which is up on Oh, okay, so it's under. Yeah, it's on the little bar there and then you can press random pay so When the page here we get ambition and embodiment Um become the embodiment of ambition Okay, my next one is Blood bullet projection Uh-huh. Uh, I can shoot small bullets of blood that can move faster than a real bullet Uh-huh And Mental world manipulation The ability to manipulate mental worlds So that that means User can create shape and manipulate worlds within their own or others minds and souls Controlling time space reality gravity weather etc in them. I don't even know what that means Um, yeah There you go. I guess sweet Is weebetree flammable. Can we bend it all down? Uh, I think we've just want me to just hit the button three times for you. Oh, you want me to do it, too I mean, yeah, you could just sort of three times. See what I get Uh, yeah, let me do three for you. All right, your three are Child prodigy sweet automatic mobility um The ability to make automatic involuntary movements Okay and Appendage generation Oh, so Uh, you can replicate in sprout parts of your body on the surface of any object or any living thing Oh I can like generate an arm on just like a table Yes, it's a weird super bow, but I'll take it. Yeah, that's really weird But it could be useful like you could generate an arm and have that arm throw something to you True like hey pass me that soda And you just grow an arm next to the soda and it picks it up and throws it to you And you're like thanks arm do I then cancel you the okay sign its existence after that Do I then like undo it just because you know I guess it just disappears. What do you mean that I could put an asshole on the wall and fuck it Wow That's actually a pretty sweet power Yeah, there's got to be good good uses for it. It's just going to be an awkward one for like It needs to be R rated this movie that we can make with it because I want to be able to grow a dick on someone's head and be like Imagine like in the middle of Parliament or something you just like start growing dicks out of the ceiling and dropping onto the floor One of the floor Oh my god, are they looking up and they just seem seeing them grow from the ceiling and fall down There's so many they have to start sweeping them away It's a rain and coxed hallelujah um Was that was that three or was that one That was I think that was three. All right. Well, yeah, I can't wait to the movie adaptation. It's gonna be great Um and what I've just found by the way So I can Do the flames of ruin move with had hard which makes it so that he doesn't get a turn for a decent little chunk of time Because it is a really powerful move. So you're like, okay, I can see how they're balancing it vaguely Um, what I've just found out is the valorous haste from Idriel makes it so that she cancels out her turn so someone else can have another one So I could cast that with had hard and then it's her turn And it won't be his turn now for another like seven and then it's her turn She just passes it back to him and he can cast it again oof So that synergy. Oh, yeah, that's a big. Hmm. I don't know game. Oh Going a bit far now, aren't we? Working as intended Oh, I'd have to imagine so it's only ever embarrassing when I die now because just like how yeah, what excuse do you have with all these power? And yeah, the next one was They were asking whether or not a weave is flammable because they want to bend it all down It's like I'm pretty sure weaves are flammable weaves are very flammable and be sure our word for it In the fear of my internet dying, I wanted to say thank you again Thanks for all the fun content for introducing me to new creators like weekend aiden j longbone fringy metal etc And a big thanks to the whole community to another 100 and beyond Oh, that's really great to hear. Yeah, I'm glad that we were able to be your little conduit for all these other great channels We have with us. I think it's really cool that We have made a lot of connections through just being like hey e-fap is a podcast come hang out Absolutely. It's a great connection as they called it an e-family e We have crazy uncles and wonderful Nonsense grandpas talking about swords, you know, that's that we're It's just oh, but barithel just threw his sword and anore can killed it Oh, wow, that's Can cool Nice throw buddy. We've got the banner of elendil now It's it's what gondor needs to beat mordor apparently Oh, I look so awkward him holding that flag. I'm okay with it though. It's fine Oh poleno fields. Yeah, we're actually nearing the end of the game now. Oh, no movie content Ah go away ride riders there and Be as shallow base shaken Good thing aragorn never heard that speech. So he'll never know that his speech wasn't as good Aragorn's there. They were good, but oh man They didn't what a what a boss dude. They made chanting death like the most badass thing ever That's a good part of the movie anyway Thoughts on getting this movie bob guy to guest his review films kind of like kind of like you and He reviews So this goes thoughts on getting movie bob guy to guest he reviews films kind of like you Um What he I don't know if they I'm confused. I think I think it's self away of memes. I don't know like the Yeah, could Could this be a new person? I doubt it. It's it's funny. Well, we've already had people super chatting and saying that This is their first like, you know Experience with efat. Well, it's from death in carn eight thousand. It's the one that we thought earlier was referencing Oh, okay. Okay. I'm gonna assume it's self-aware memes and yeah Yeah, I mean, but honestly though, I'd have him on I think it would be really crazy Um, and I would want to ask him like does he think that 70 to 75 percent of the world should suffer does he honestly think that that's a smart thing to put on twitter? Because I'm sure he's more reasonable in person than he is in his fucking twitter I hope so and I'm sure he'd be like that was poorly worded I didn't mean to say that they should suffer. I simply meant that a lot of people do not deserve to suffer And that people who don't deserve to suffer just happen to be people who think like me What's the thing if I tell you 20 to 25 of the world do not deserve to suffer What do you think that means? The rest do You know what he could do he'd be like no the rest I was undecided on okay, I just I did a patient suffer like baby. Oh, I guess that's I guess that's technically better Well, most people would just say nah, it's good. Nobody really deserves to get covid He would he would push back on us on that. He'd be like, what do you mean plenty of people deserve it? Um There we go. So I started with hot And then it was idrille's turn so passed it back to had hod and he's just gonna cast the same thing again Good thing. We're at the end of the game Because oh my god, you know when I pass it back to him A tick of the flames applies as well Wow, so it happens on So the flames happen on the enemy's turns and don had hod's turn it looked like I don't well The two ticks just came up on screen. So Wow, this seems Dare I say it broken You think the game might be a little unbalanced dude when I get to sauron and start summoning volcanoes on him I don't even know what he's gonna think You're just like I see your mount doom and I raise you my dwarf volcano Oh one orc survives to deliver a 400 damage hit to idrille. Good job I feel bad for this dude. I'm gonna give him a guardian strike Isn't that like your first one? Yeah 15 mana Aiden saying ara ara is both scaring and arousing. Oh my Nor is the most fun meme the dawn is the most important meme tonal is the most inspiring meme and metal is funking underrated I metal Why do you think metal cries all the time he is underrated? That's not our fault makes one of me at least they're you know me. Would you remember that fucking song? It's like I'm nobody's beam I'm glad he saw that He's fucking laughing his ass off He put out a nice tweet at the end of 100 metal metal. Yeah, he said he was really Really happy about the whole community and how fun our all everything is and Awesome, which it's just funny because you compare that to like they're the worst thing that ever happened to film criticism They'd like destroyed everything I would want to correct them. I'd be like whoa film and game criticism not we're not just we kill every We've talked to I think we've talked enough about games to count and that's that's what I think We've had full episodes and I was like oh film film films. No, no, no We talk about the interactive tisms too like like film menus Oh So I'm playing evil mode on minister earth now and they're gonna give me Um access to trolls, but they're probably gonna get like fucking wiped out because How good the good good guys will be now so thinking about it. I was wiping them out so It's only fair There's no there's nothing fair in this game The best backing track for this if oh my god, I just kill him in one. Okay Nothing should shock me anymore. It still does though Um, the best backing track for this e-fap is tmnt Tittles in time sewer surfing 80 synth remix shout out to all those in chat who get the reference to the msu hell yeah msu the the mutant Super universe the mutant sewer universe because they live in a sewer. Yes. Is there a filthy rat? One of them's a filthy rat. Yeah. Oh, that's not one Yeah Big brain Ben Shapiro, I hope he has his sister as a quest. I need my kaza milky's. Oh my god We skip. How do I what am I supposed to do if I can't hit him? Oh Oh, he's dead now. That's fine Yeah, it looks like we're at the point of uh covering ben Shapiro now Thank you for this star wars content Rags, do you like camping? I love camping. I'm an eagle scout. I've spent a lot of nights camping I was been searching rescue and I've been doing a lot of camping and uh boy scouts and I've done Camping that isn't with that As well. I've done a lot of camping. I love it Did you have any um lay which situations? No If by we encountered a super scary witch that cursed and killed all of us. No, we didn't Did you know this is fucking there was a new vision of that? Yeah, yeah, did anyone see it? I bet you have to remind people that it existed It's like you have to remind people that they remade red dawn or the thing Yeah, the thing I prefer roughing it no water or power. I hate the big RVs camping and luxury. You ever had to dig your own latrine I've never had to dig our own Um But we did not have electricity and running water for the most part um we would bring some water and Acquire it while we were there through maybe The campground might have some spickets or something like that or we'd bring enough for ourselves stuff along those lines But we never stayed in like cabins or anything. We didn't do any of that. It was it was proper camping Uh, and they followed up with if yes, how did it feel with pooping with the door open? So even the latrines had doors of a kind Um, even if it was just like some fabric on a string or Something like that, but I need to I'm sure well I'm sure there were instances of those really rinky dink sort of latrines out there that Really was just basically three wood walls But you know what it's part of the experience I need to make you aware and always I'm fighting against aligost, right? So that's a really weird feeling because it's like why would anyone use aligost? Um Used a move called northern storm His arms become like filled up with fucking electricity He's just waving them around like he's dancing And then a big cloud is summoned above him with loads of lightning and this crazy like doctor strange level trippy like symbol And then it fires lightning at my entire team um I thought he was just a guy with a bow No, no, no, he's they're they're all magic. Oh, they can all use magic Well, that's quite the spell. I feel like most people should probably want him on their team Except he deals barely any damage. It did 2k to both my trolls That's not very much Yeah They have like a step up your game your little sky symbol shocky thingy is uh not cutting an aligost Jesus christ, how do you miss you have a giant hammer? Oh Uh-oh, this could be bad Please be my 10. Please be my 10. Oh, no, no, no Oh Oh Don't miss this attack you fuck God imagine I fail evil mode that would be Um Drunk aiden is best aiden you guys get a j word pass from me j word nice Draw many foes into a demented sleep. What is a demented sleep? Uh, I guess that's a sleep where they think about I don't know pedophilia. Oh, no Wait, is that what what what is what does demented actually mean? I really use that word I know take a look. What kind of sentence I would use it in but A suffering from dementia Or driven to behave irrationally due to anger distress or excitement See that second definition. I feel like demented is too strong a word for that scenario Then I'm trying to think of when I would use demented Damn, so de mentors from harry potter. They just all have dementia Well, I think it's the second definition that most people are generally referring to but they're not irrational Are they the demented like soldiers? Yeah Driven to behave. Yeah, I guess it's just because of the I guess I guess it's just because of the our association with the word, you know Or maybe it's like demon de mentors demons. They are acting demonic Yeah, maybe that's what they mean Oh my god, this does feel like a kid's game at some points It's like you have moves that all hurt people, right? But one of your moves puts everyone to sleep and they only stay asleep for as long as you don't attack them And there's three enemies. So I'm like, oh I guess I put them all to sleep and kill them one at a time. It's like, yeah Okay Nice and easy Y'all get as drunk as aid and there'll be a disappointment I like I said, if I had gotten drunk, I don't think I would have made it for the 30 hours Yeah, I avoided alcohol consumption. I wanted to be up In a wake years Relatively lucid I saw super chats in weird denominations, but real talk I could go for 10,000 rubles Rubles Yeah, I'm thinking so in thousand rubles And let's see 10,000. Let's see rubles to usd Um, so 1,000 Or 10,000 That is wow 135 usd. Wow If you saw that that was a very generous donation Thank you, brother mere wait, sorry. I was distracted by someone I want to mention now in the game What did I just what did you say? Uh, someone mentioned they saw a 10,000 ruble Oh might have seen the 10,000 ruble donation, which is $135 Wow. Thank you very much. Yeah, um They're making me the witch king, which by the way sucks because I'm already fucking getting killed pretty fast, but My first turn I put fear on Gandalf and it worked. I'm putting fear on basically everyone And as soon as I'm successful with all that I just went You put I put fear on Gandalf and it worked He's stunned forever or at least for the longest amount of time that I'm pretty sure I can kill all of them before you can do anything about it It's absurd Consume life. That's probably not worth it right now. Morgul wind. Well from what I understand that does fuck all so Morgul shards are disgusting yet effective Ineffective yet disgusting. So the only person I couldn't apply fear to I used one move on and he's dead Oh god, I feel like this is definitely where they gave up because the other parts of evil mode, dare I say seemed slightly like they cared Hmm After after we're done. I want to check this developer out and see what other games they made I'm pretty sure they're the ones behind 2000 return of the king games as well right because they they or at least the only thing I've got to go on is the fact They advertised this coming out in return of the king The game I mean that could have been an EA thing that they just yeah, that's true Because this game still would have taken fucking ages to make like there's so many assets third ages Dude ages to make yes, yes Also, I'm using consume life over and over and over again Um, we're gonna get full on all that life you consume. I don't think so All that life all that life is gonna go straight to your thighs. Oh, no, it's just Gandalf left now I'm just gonna nibble at his life. I'm afraid. I'm trying to fill it back up to full as ticking ages I get 368 for each one He's not even half health yet. Gandalf. We're gonna be here for a while I should probably I'm curious. Oh, he's broken out of fear, but it's my turn. So I'm just gonna put fear back on This game man this fucking game That the the roller coaster that is oh, he's broken out of fear. Oh, but it's my turn. I'll just put him back into fear Rising and falling emotion Oh my god, let's just get back to at least almost full health so that I lost nothing by battling these heroes Um Aiden is too afraid to talk about the jews because she if she said anything She says is going to be anti-semitic. Aiden. We're here for you. You can let go of your anger. Oh, yeah, we're very uh How many jew jokes have been made on e-fab probably just about as many as all the other edgy jokes We're allowed to do Yeah, I did the I did the Hebrews thing and uh, oh, yeah Uh rags you made a disgusting reference to an e621 tenting the episode 100 here's some money Oh, thank you Glad we can glad they're a fellow men of culture out there in our audience Thank you missives. What's a missive? A missive well a missive is like a No, it's like a like a letter Like you then like like a super official letter fancy letter that you'd send out like I guess I have received a missive from the duke You know like an official like a like a legal Like is it a fancy to call someone that or? I don't I don't think so I think I've cast consume life like 20 times. Let me let me look up missives Do you think witch king's gonna get really fat from this? Oh, wow, it says a letter especially a long or official one Maybe they knew Oh my god This is thank you missives for being awesome I found you through rags channel after I was out of a job and not doing well Y'all kept me going and now I'm happily employed once again. Stay awesome guys. Hey, I'm very happy. That's very great Excellent. Hey, I hope you're enjoying your job and I hope it's a job that allows you to listen to podcasts. Maybe You get a couple of them Yeah, um today is my birthday. Happy massive tisms Well, oh happy birthday to you. Happy birthday All right, what a what an amazing b-day to have efap 100 Gandalf just died I managed to restore up to 95 percent of my health. So you know Well, Gandalf out of the way. I don't know. It's just a ticking clock now You know, I feel like people who've never played this game before will be like what an absurd Piece of shit a lot of this is well people who love this game because I know there's a few of them Because yeah, to be honest like I've played this shit ton. I kind of love this game in that way We'll be like why are you ruining it? I'll be like it's I'm sorry. I just put out all my stats evenly and I'm just using the abilities that are good I'm sorry Revenge of the Sith is an allegory for Hadrian burning Jerusalem in 132 ad What is revenge of the sith? I had no idea Oh, we got a new hammer for ad hoc God you just how many fucking like They just keep getting better. I'm curious when I max out. When does it stop getting better? Not that I you know Why would I complain, right? Yeah Do that this you're the phone The bold man wants more to rub my head for luck, but also needs rags to rub the other head for pleasure Ooh, for you. Also metal. What'd you bring me? Um, yeah, you know rubbings for all non-descript as to which which ones of which kind Enjoy the rubbings wherever they may be. Yes The glaive speaking of which I really enjoyed the the hardcore Henry. I really enjoyed the very end Oh, very good Would you bring me and also the oh, yeah the animation the would you bring it made? Yeah, that was a good what you bring He was he was he was like should what you bring me transcend that woman and be in pretty much everything And I was like if you can find a joke. Yes Absolutely keep that shit alive What'd you bring me? I can't wait to see Jacob again. I miss him Yeah, I hope he shoots the new batwoman Or much like Jacob, um Or much like Ben Shapiro. Jacob is also Jewish as we as we discovered is Jacob's wife a doctor though. I don't think so In the narrative, I don't remember her being a doctor. Yeah, and I assume we're not talking about Uh What's your face? Jacob uh or uh, you know all I remember about his wife is she had doesn't have a head There's that episode, right? I don't remember anything else. She the girls like to they were like, oh mom and then she just went boom boom Oh, dude, we're out of cream. Imagine being an orc that attacks hard Misses and then he counterattacks and hits you for 10k damage Holy fuck. You're just like well Imagine if you had put all of your points into like your your power and your It How have I Yeah, I guess I just evenly distributed all my points. There's no strategy behind it I wonder if that's a defense like it's not supposed to be complicated or hard. It's stupid little like, I don't know return to the king Well, fucking hit simpsons hit and run was hard The velocity levels by not thinking you have overthunk it. Yes Both tlj and riser skywalker are trash end of discussion I mean, I agree. Yeah, I would agree. They are both very bad, but that doesn't really help the discussion of which is worse. I'm sorry Yeah Congratulations on 100 guys been there since episode one and I can't wait for the next 100 Thanks for all you guys do hail long man and high rags Belch. Hello, and you are an og fan. Hello og fan How do do Fuck you up with orc bane. Here we go You sh 12k is all right EFAP 50 is more fun to watch than episode 100 even if you ignore the gas list Oh I wonder if you maintain that once EFAP 100 had finished I mean 50 was pretty good God, if I'm asked what my favorite one is at this point, it's probably gonna be 100 Just saying it was pretty great 50 was excellent 54 was also really really good, but man And I appreciate it. Thank you great like a lot dude 93 was great 64 was it was when we covered that um That video with with uh wolf's last video with um It was like a great summary of all the worst tlj arguments all in one video Yeah, yeah Um hour seven of 37 the lannisters send their regards Rags we made it to seven hours Seven so wait that means yeah, so the stream is catching up with the super chat coverage It is catching up all day yet though super chats are still ahead Raghu raghu sararararara matafaka Hmm Oh I see that sounds racist It's not racist that's why I love that Okay, so Plano fields is just a big open plane that I run forward in Excited right kill this guy At which point do we realize there are more bad stars movies than good ones do you agree cyborg? Oh, he's not here right now, but um, I guess um That's been the case for a long time And that has been the case for A long time. Yeah Because all three of the prequels are bad. Sorry. Yes, even that one. Mm-hmm and return of the jedi is Yeah, I mean I'm that's the thing. There's only ever been two good ones That's a lot of people have said that well before we'd been saying it Like that's not a huge surprise to anyone and the sequel trilogy if someone was like, hey, one of the sequel trilogy There's only ever been the two good ones. That's what's so weird Mm-hmm. Is that for a series that's so expansive at this point? Nine mainline movies two spinoffs as rich evan said um Almost all of it rides on the linchpin of it all is is empire because a new hope is fantastic But empire was like, ah, so it's a franchise Yes, it's that good and it's like, oh, yeah, it's gonna go for it. Yeah empire. Yeah, we've done it and then A new hope and empire put together. It's just we last what we look back on return of the jedi Like most people remember the good parts of it And so that forms the perception of the ot Yeah, and it had a great ending which is key. It had an excellent ending So that helped a great deal if it was still tizmy, but it had a bad ending Like if it started off really strong and had a bad ending instead of It started off really terrible and had a good ending, you know, like the reverse then Things have been totally different Luke fights vader and like vader slips and falls down the thing and dies and then the emperor It's like no jumps after him and dies trying to grab him We'd be like, wow Hard to hard to enjoy that ending Uh leafy is here got terminated sad boy hours Yeah, I like to see people getting uh yeeted from you. That's always a bad thing From what I understand he has moved to twitch, which is what most people do who abandon one or the other They move to the other Unfortunately, it's only a matter of time before that's probably going to be booting him as well He's um an internet. No, no I saw recently on twit uh twitter that uh critical or um Enguins or whatever we've um, yeah, he covered A couple of meme videos and one of them Is this staged like A car pulls over Just like there's some kind of like sort of road rage sort of thing going on But the the the joke is that all the people in the car are all dressed up as spongebob characters And they all come out and start beating up the the driver And like that's the hilarious part of it Um, he got he got a strike for it or like a community strike because it's like hateful content or some shit Okay, and um Finally enough markiplier Had covered it on his channel and got nothing and so he was like if you're gonna strike him you have to strike me too And it's it's nice to see because it's like yeah markiplier. He seems like a really good guy seems like a good dude. Um It's unfortunate that it seems like all the rational reasonable people are the ones who aren't in charge of making any of the rules Is like all of these platforms are shitty Every single one is just shit and I'd be willing to believe that there are just single actors in the middle of youtube stuff That's like, you know what? I fucking hate this channel. I'm gonna boot it. Fuck it Well someone at twitter did that with donald trump's uh twitter account It got suspended temporarily that one time because some guy was just there He was just just like i'm just going to suspend the president's twitter account. Yeah, and they can do that That's an interesting one because even if he was to I guess he would have to violate to you. That's pretty bad for this to not apply But like because he's the president We need him to have twitter. We need to see what he's saying. Yeah, he's the head of state. Yeah Like we even even people who hate him would be like, no, no, no I need to like see what we need is what he's thinking about what he's planning on doing Like it's super useful as a look into what's going on in the world. So Which by the way, you know moves the argument forward about is twitter Like the difference between a platform created by a private company versus like a public space at this point because of the evolution of it You know people talk about if you get banned from all of the major social media network platforms And especially in cobit times Is that like a form of basically just silencing a person forever? I mean, yeah Uh, I'm a fairly libertarian guy. I generally don't you know, I'm generally not in favor of regulation if it isn't really necessary But I feel that these companies are they're clearly in cahoots with one another and they have way too much power over public discourse and Politics and they meddle way too much that they shouldn't have the protections that they do Well, of course all fueled by them thinking they have the right answers right because everyone does um, yeah, naturally, but There's reasons why It's so obvious counter arguments all that stuff But the complication is like so at what point of growth do they have to um sign over The platform to like the government or some shit or publicly Or the thing is that there's not really any precedent for these companies getting to this size It's and it's it's like borderline monopolistic. It essentially is Yeah, like there is no competitor to like the twitter facebook And youtube youtube You can add twitch into that because Interestingly, you'd think twitch and youtube would be competitors, but they really are the streaming site and the video site Even though they both do both I'm getting banned on both is a nightmare for a lot of people if you add facebook twitter and instagram Whatever else to all of those which by the way, I I've never understood banning someone across the board all these things At the same time it's like guys. Why do you want to look like you're all working together? Isn't that kind of productive? At least try and be sneaky in your evilness, you know, I should do it Now this just says the jew is wrong already. I assume they're referring to ben's opinions on star wars Well, it could be ben Kyle ben Shapiro He had some he really likes la risa skywalker and his main reasoning is how it it poops on tlj Which you know odd odd Reasons for all of his stuff very unusual man I was glad we covered it though. We got some really good discussion out of it. Yeah We had our rankings and everything Ben channeling psacich here. What is it with jews and bad star wars takes? Oh, there are plenty of jews that make good star wars takes come on name three Uh Sean wassowitz He's the guy who made that video that said uh empire's the best one Sean wassowitz. Uh, yeah, then, uh, uh, kyle clove Clover steen clover schmitt He's another one. So yeah plenty all of us plenty Um, this is bright burn aiden. You're wrong Bright burn is the evil superman story. So I can't remember is anything about the evil superman I don't know. I don't remember I'm afraid Though uh hot take I don't think bright burn was very good. Uh, I thought I was pretty disappointed Especially because james gunner produced it, but it makes sense that he only produced it because the writing was pretty bad um The story of superman landing and getting parents who aren't quite as perfect as uh the kents And he grows up and gets sort of He's an angry guy in general and you know also gets lessons that could don't quite work as well And then he becomes kind of a psychopath like it's like oh that sounds interesting Wasn't done as well It's a it's what I would call a rich idea This is a poor idea. For example, man goes to the shops like okay But uh, both could be executed well both could be executed like shit And I think the boys is a better example of executing evil superman, which we need to we still need to watch that because Yeah, I guess we did Shouldn't take that long it's like eight episodes. I think they're all 40 minutes So much TV I say this this year has been sort of a desert for for a content as per usual we get in this world, but um so many things to catch up on anyway Edward furlong in terminator two was a great child actor. It just depends on the writing the actors talent and direction Um, I thought he was also in terminator two. There's a couple of lines. I think you can Criticize he cracks his voice a couple times and I don't know if that's an example of um You know something you should retake or well, it's genuine people do crack their voices, you know When you're at that age, what do you think ragu? Yeah, the voice cracking thing i'm not sure It's like if you were directed, we'd be like, oh, let's do that again. Oh, would you be like, well, I mean You know, I guess if it was in like, uh, if it was in If he was under duress At the time, maybe he was really nervous I would be more inclined to keep it instead of he was just Talking regularly. I'm pretty sure the times it happens. He's uh under attack sort of thing All right, then. Yeah, I'd probably keep it in. Well, I mean you've we watched it recently Uh, what are your thoughts on him as an actor john? I really liked it. I really liked him I thought he was fantastic. I did a really good job Even cries on cue or at least Looks as if he is so you know Passes that test Uh jojo rabbit try again aiden. Oh Brightburn is probably in reference to the kid who's in brightburn who yeah, I uh, I think he was a strong actor I don't remember having any problem with it Um, so that's that's probably what these are all examples of yeah I'm I'm definitely in the camp that there's a lot of good child actors Some of them are mind blowing in terms of how good they are And the first reference I have is probably hillhouse There's fucking hell. They're like four years old It's amazing Hi rags Hey, I've been looking into getting a gun for self-defense. I've never owned a gun before so what would you recommend? Uh, get a glock that's super simple extremely reliable durable accurate Uh, extremely customizable. I have two gonna give him the third soon um My carry pistol is a glock 26 um My fun shooty handgun is a glock 17 One that I to me here um I would hire I'd recommend a glock 17 Uh, they come in different sizes Uh different calibers, but I'm just in in When it comes to guns if you're new There's a lot of it's like buying a car, right? There's a lot of correct choices In fact, it's probably harder to make the wrong choice than it is to make the right choice because there's so many different kinds And they overlap to such a huge degree But I am pretty confident in just giving out the good basic recommendations If you're gonna get a car get a corolla or a miata if you're gonna get a gun Get an ar 15 or a glock, you know, just to start things off. Um When I get 47, but Gonna gonna recommend to you a glock 17 Is uh my recommendation if it's for carry purposes, however I would recommend a glock 26 However, if you want to get something super cheap, you could buy really cheap. Um, uh Kind of I'd still say go with a glock 26 That's not something you want to skimp out on get something cheap for really But yeah, if it's for carry defense glock 26 What's a gun that's false? I you'll you kind of want slash have that's less for use more because it's it's that gun I don't know what you mean by that gun. So like um on the shoot worldwide has um like like collectors versus Uh, actually using a second kind of cool. Um, I would say If I had a gun just for that Not to shoot but to just have Not necessarily you could shoot it too, but it wouldn't be what you'd go to for your actual like you need If you needed a gun, it wouldn't be the one you needed you'd go to You want it for coolness not for practicality or for prestige? Uh, just just be like prestige. Um, So a gun for non utility reasons. Um Huh I don't know. It would anything like world war two stuff like maybe even uh, it would probably be um It would probably be either. Yeah, a world war one or world war two kind of weapon something that wasn't Super practical, but was very iconic or very historically significant um So maybe a I don't know. I might go with a uh, uh a webli Well in in Let me make sure um Yeah, probably one of the world war One weblies of world war two Um, because those are cool british revolvers I might get something like a I don't know. That's a good question, but I'd have to think about it Because generally I think about practical stuff when I buy that sort of thing um It might be anything from a I don't know. It'd be cool to have a martini henry um Those were the guns they used in zulu Uh where they they load from the top in the one shot. Those are super cool um I'm I'm not sure though. There's a lot of a lot of stuff out there like that, but I'd have to really think on it Happy 100th. Here's to you all also y'all meme like greek gods Yeah, oh it's crazy. We got some crazy meme makers. They are artists. It's um, and it I don't know. I think It must come from I mean because most people like to make jokes a lot, but uh I don't know what happened with this podcast and people wanting to make memes for it. It just It wasn't many episodes before it just started exploding. I think we we figured out like it's Even in the first episode memes are being made As we saw so it's it's kind of I don't know what it is. It's it was weird though and awesome Something about it, man I don't know what it is If someone was going to say how do you get people to make so many amazing memes? I don't know. I don't know what it is. Honestly, it's funny I remember posting all of the kyle band ones in the discord when we when they first happened And I remember thinking to myself like fuck all the memes i've missed out on by not having posted them prior because They've got a whole channel for it Look at us now Like the idea that means you've got our memes have trailers now. It's crazy The if someone collected all memes Like we'd be looking Like because obviously if app.me is tried it's it's not something that's easy to do A lot of memes and we thank you for it Molly you did it. You had enough patience and oh my god valley talk gibberish Uh from ben Shapiro Valley talk gibberish Oh, I guess they Said they ended their thing with oh my god, and maybe that's that's what they they put in brackets. Oh my god. Yeah I'm supposed to say like dude Like oh my god That's a sticker. Oh well blank. Um the Jedi groomed Anakin for Padme If that were true I'd have so many questions I would have a lot of questions too. That doesn't seem that don't seem rad That that boy Is no one going to talk about is no one going to talk about the creepy age difference between Yoda and literally every character Well, no, maybe Yaddle is uh, yeah Yaddle who Yaddle So the trailer for the lego stars It's called the Skywalker saga Whatever, um Yaddle, is it it like with a lightsaber running around or whatever? It's just like wait a minute. I guess you can play as Yaddle. Uh like the comments are talking about how great it is That you can play as Yaddle. This is what we've always wanted. We just want to play as Yaddle Thank fuck Oh, geez do So I've unlocked a move as Barathor called royal grace it restores health to everybody every turn I wonder if it's op or not Well, it's all about the numbers It's all about what the numbers are. Well, I'll try and get you a percentage and No, this is not that good 360 per turn, but I don't know what per turn means in this game Welcome to the third age where you don't even know what per turn means It's a tough one Um, all of my characters are on low and she hasn't been able to cast any self-resurrection yet So just put mountain shield on as a hot hot and i'm pretty sure that provides me like two health bars of protection So we'll be okay Does mountain shield wear off over time? Do you know? No I'm gonna cast aura on myself Bilge What's your birthday 22nd of february? What year every year? Get out. You've seen a hot fuzz, right? I always ask that about everybody I saw it a long time ago needs a rewatch though. It's been a long time It's one of my like best films ever films Oh, I've unlocked the ability to heal the whole team. Is it real? I feel like that outclass is uh Just a little bit Okay, that'll be the ultimate test. Let's see if her move heals us all to full. That'll be some funny shit um Because I haven't focused on a spirit Uh bonusisms for anyone who's noticed the stats are uneven by the way. That's just because the the items I pick up I've always just pushed the lowest stat up if they're not always equal bonus Gift of the gray haven. Let's do it. It's to the description restores significant health to the group Oh, well significant sounds pretty relative, doesn't it? Yeah, that's the thing with these big pet peeve Tell me what the numbers are. Oh, it fully restores everybody Wow, of course That is significant. That is significant. They didn't lie Um, I think Queen Elizabeth looks cute and I don't have a relationship with her Oh, this is all about the the relationship between Anakin and Padme, of course sweet, um Yeah, I mean a lot of a lot of guys Uh, a lot of kids just get crushes and shit. It's pretty innocuous Yeah, and we've all seen babies and we say oh, that baby's cute You're thinking oh, I don't reckon her gardener. She's cute. You know, I would downright goes far saying they were careful to avoid any Sense that that was going on in the first film Yeah, I didn't get any anything like that out of it. They're just friendly. That's it EF100 on my birthday, how many people had their birthday on EF100? Geez. Wow We picked a good day. Yeah Hi rags and guests. Hey question for rag thoughts on ghost in the shells Tac Tacocomas Tachacomas Tachacomas uh So, you know how I say whenever I talk about the rare times I mentioned ghost in the shell or Yeah, that's the the animes that I like Let's say I like them for reasons that have nothing to do with them being animes And the parts that I like the least amount about them are the most anime parts Hmm then you ghost in the shell Tachacomas they're the they're the the spider tanks um And they have and I don't like them In function, they're fine, but they have these really annoying cutesy high-pitched child robot voices And it's annoying and it makes no sense that they have these voices and it's clearly the anime trope Of the weird cutesy comedy character that isn't funny, but they're supposed to be And I don't like that about them in the show and It doesn't make any sense that they'd have these voices and I hate it Hate them Just to clarify you do like when you say you like it for reasons that have nothing to do with anime You could say the same for like I like two minute or two that has nothing to do with action and comedy as as genres because anime is only Well, why say anime tropes the tropes of anime the the recurring sorts of things that you see um with characters and That's the the the mannerisms and things of that nature Yeah, just it just it sounds strange to say like I like the parts of it the like Almost as if if it wasn't if it wasn't an anime if if it was identical to what it is, but it wasn't an anime I would still like it probably equally um Maybe not but very potentially equally because I don't like it because it's an anime. It's just really good and it happens to be an anime Well, couldn't you say that about everything? Um, you don't like something because it's a game or because it's a book I only see anime is just another medium. I don't see there's anything more than that But it does have its tropes which will have its own stylizations and its tropes to it and The parts in it that I don't like happen to be Things that are commonly done in anime in anime um whereas if like the avengers civil war or captain america civil war if that was a different Kind of something else if it was a comic book if it was a Animated something or other. I would probably really really like it if everything else was equal um but I don't like the The the the I guess we've already said it more time. So um Yeah, because like there's a good example with civil war because like what what are the How does civil war suffer in terms of being a part of its greater medium and I'd be like, um a tad of you get a tad like sanitized sort of representation of everything like Where there would be more blood more death more destruction that they'll reduce it just because of its its position in terms of media they'll often um get loads and loads of details wrong in terms of uh Bullet counts what guns are being used though that that could be something that's addressed in like most mediums The there's going to be a constant sort of attempt to balance drama and comedy. That's something people bring up a lot about Marvel movies, but um, I would say that's I'm not a huge fan of saying that's marvel have done that to the world rather. I think most people try to achieve that It's just that's way past marvel Because I mean That's been going on forever like the idea of trying to have funny things while also doing dramatic things So you can account for a double set of experiences. Meanwhile, you would be less likely to do Um romance and horror at the same time those two are a little harder to fucking balance. You can do it though It's just that a comedy and drama seem to be the ones that people love to play with the most and so Yeah, what i'm saying is like someone could say I enjoy civil war just uh But I think Like the parts of it that I that I don't like the most are all just parts of what it's a part of in terms of It's a medium or position in media Because a lot of people get upset by The idea that you the only anime you like are ones that you're like it's nothing to do with anime for why they're good they're like, hey um, well, I don't think that if someone maybe someone could because my My I have it's not like I haven't watched anime Like I there's a reason why I generally don't like it. It's because a lot of those stuff that I've watched that's anime I just haven't liked and Some of my favorite like I said ghosts in the shell is insanely good. I love it and Full metal alchemist samurai champloo Like there are some shows that I really like that are anime But I don't It wasn't because they were anime that I liked them It was because of the characters and the writing and the story and the plot and you know the messages that were inside of them It wasn't because they were anime It was it's kind of coincidental But isn't that redundant because you wouldn't say that about anything right in terms of its Medium or genre you don't like anything because it's horror because it's a western or because it's Um, I would I would say they were a little different in the sense that anime is a sort of style more than it Okay, one. I guess I should be I want to clarify when I said when I'm using anime in this kind of sense I'm talking about the stylizations and the recurring themes and the Aspects of anime not like as a genre Like horror or um, you know adventure things like that. Uh-huh It's it's the stylizations That are present within anime I suppose then because I kind of feel this way. I like them because they don't seem to be Anime like animes if that makes sense. Yeah, there's nothing I go to anime for that. I can't get anywhere else Yeah, meanwhile, there are things in anime that annoy me that aren't as present in other things Yes, I'd say that's a good way to say it when I when I'm presented with an anime to watch or Someone says watch this. It's an anime. I get more turned off because I hear it's an anime than interested in it I'm I'm I'd say I'm close But not quite like so it depends on who's saying it and what it's like premise is because like a lot of anime is always just saying Like if it was you it would be one thing But if it's just a random guy or even an anime, you know aficionado It like if it was someone who's super into anime, I would be extremely hesitant to watch anything they recommend to me Uh, but if it was someone it was a casual observer I would be much more inclined to want to watch it if they recommended an anime And I would want to clarify with a lot of people that it sounds as though it sounds like you're really biased against It's like well, I've just I've seen a lot that all does the same stupid shit And I feel like people are very forgiving uh with anime weird. Yeah, I think I've noticed that too People are extremely forgiving when anime does it we brought up This was coming up in like the first 10 episodes of efab It would be you you point out this thing in efab the ha sorry in anime that happens That when it happens in western media or mainstream media, uh from wherever will people be like, yeah, that's stupid But what happens when you do it with anime is well in fairness. It's anime You're like, what are you? Oh, yeah, it's just anime. Oh, isn't that silly? Isn't it funny? Ha ha ha. We make jokes about it. We meme about it and it's and it's not totally bad at all Because it's an anime. I feel very um passionate about in terms of like expertly representing characters is Not having them explicitly say how they think and feel all the time which bugs me Makes it harder for me to believe they're a real person and it also leaves very little for you to think about So you're like, oh, that's yep. That's yeah, I I Feel like anime a lot of it, especially a lot that I've seen it's written for children I feel like they have such little faith in their audience to get things That they have to have that moment where it's almost like they realize Oh, we have to make sure that a child could understand this And we have to be explicit about things. They do this a lot with uh, western media too. The last of us two didn't have Didn't have the flashback to Joel When she was sparing thingy and they put it in because they were worried people wouldn't understand Why she spared her and people still don't understand why she spared her Yeah, I It definitely isn't unique to anime. It just seems to happen so much and so often Well, so, you know, you have your character just doing whatever they're doing And then like zooms really close to their head and they're like if I do this I can destroy my enemy and I'm like, wow Yeah And it even goes beyond the writing with the way that characters just act and the sounds that they make and Yeah, no, there's just going stuff probably bad anime noise is a fucking embarrassing It is embarrassing like I feel I cringe when I watch anime so much Um, or I I did cringe because I don't watch it anymore because all that shit turned me off of it I've always been shocked that people can consume it. I guess it just seems really horrible to me overall You know, I'll say there's some great ones out there. Just oh, yeah, absolutely. There's some that are fucking phenomenally good Um, I have clips from anime that I have prepped for the mando video Um, because some of it's so fucking good Well, like I reference one punch man positively in my tfa series one punch man is one of my favorite shows It's fantastic. Oh shit. It's an anime Oh my god, and I know that when I reference people like, oh my god more more likes anime and I was like, yeah No, we like that anime You don't like when they refer to it as an umbrella term of genre just applying or medium Like well, yeah, I don't I can't I can't hate a medium or a genre like they wouldn't even make sense, you know Um, if you refer to it in that sense, I just have a general dislike for it based on what I've seen Like it's so much of it's terrible Yeah, I mean And if you like it, you like it, but I sure don't I'm sure that maybe my mind could be changed I don't know what we're saying is even controversial because friends of mine who adore anime 90 of the labeled anime They go through is like no that one shit. No that one shit. No that one shit. No that one shit And I suppose you might be able to say the same with movies. Um, what have we been saying for the past few years? That basically like 90 of mainstream movies are terrible, so Uh, it's all POV sort of stuff. I just um, I think people probably wouldn't be surprised by which anime we enjoy and don't Because um, I even that's really well written with good characters and well, I even said I enjoyed Code Geass, but uh that um That thing with the killing all the Japanese It's like, uh, excuse me. Let me that I was just about my jaw Smacked to the floor Which isn't as impressive because I am a doggo and my jaw is closer to the floor than most people however It went there. It went there No, it's it wasn't impressive because you were on a cliff's edge when you did it. So that went Looking over you Uh, is she implying that I could be considered as grooming that I could be considered as grooming I don't know what you're referring to Uh tpm isn't a sexy film two words creamy sheave Well, yeah, I think I did mention that when we were having the back and forth that I do Except the palpatine is hot, but other than that. I don't think there's really a lot in the film. That's a sexy quote unquote Um, give me a moment. Maybe he's the loo and I'll be right back. Yes Target party member takes the next action. That's the one I want You know had hard maybe low on mana, but he's got enough to do another one of those moves And hey, we'll just give him some mana between fights Have you guys noticed the polano fields is just one open field We run forward and then fight fight fight fight fight. I think we get a quest to kill like nine muma kill Um And then that's it. We're at sarron, which by the way, we're nowhere near finishing these super chats. So I'm probably gonna run to super simpsons hit and run as my my go to my safety blanket game and then We'll probably try to start up another one It's uh, my goodness Poor third age. It's it's chunked out. What is it? We're at seven eight nine and a half hours Oh Bad hot is deceased You know, I'm surprised One boosted flames of ruin and a flames of ruin and they're all still kind of Chugging away Are we all alive? Is the game finally catching up to me? It's terrifying. All right. Well, we'll just walk all the more dangerous ones like you I mean about it. It's gonna be a drill first. She'll use lab water fury. So we'll throw it into this guy. Hopefully it kills him If it doesn't bear a thought we'll follow up Oh, that's not great news actually because if we don't get a turn from idril Uh, we might die That's a death. I wonder if you can build tanky in this game Or if it's even worthwhile Your fools I will bring back hard hot. Does it refresh his mana? I can't remember Oh, fuck I did the wrong one Yeah, we're veering in on hour eight of the uh, super chance apparently so Dream is definitely trying to catch up Undin's clan We got perfect mode as well See so the bad guys were like totally close to winning and then no Also barathol. Yeah, it does refresh their mana. Oh, that is so OP I'm not gonna complain because now I get barathorn had hot turns as well You know what? I think I might just do this We have one discussion about tpm without it devolving into a tism show of a debate I'll read that out again once the rags is back, but that is the funny one We've only talked about it twice though And the attack of the clones well now it well, right? More prequel coverage to come in the fiosia and we have the effusioned Positions to do it in Don't got any strike dan you go The saron fight's gonna go on for so long And you'd think because I know it's just the three but you'd think they'd have the six characters Or fight him at once That'd be nice All right Actually, I'm going to check my quests. What does it say? Ride to ruin Gotta join him and Fight for the king. Okay pretty simple. I mean, I know polano fields is a field, but He still just feels so lazy How many times do I cast this move at this point? There are A staggering amount of volcanoes all over minster earth at this point. I I'm terrified to think As long as you can harvest their energy, it's probably worthwhile Yeah I have to imagine that move is not going to do anything to saron. He's kind of made of fire But I am still going to look for the perfect payoff of having a wag attack saron That shit's funny You know, it's weird you'd think Berathor would have had an attack that lets him go after multiple Enemies at the same time You know, it's one of them then another one then another one sort of thing They gave it to the bowman Maybe that's their sense of balance coming in. I shouldn't complain too much Mr. Rags, are you back? I love that pig snort And back up my health goes I remember when I played this game way back when that I'd always want the biting blade attached just for that Even if it was like The chunk less damage Damn, he's missing all those counter attacks What chance do you think you'll have? Uh, you're weaker Oh I see it doesn't matter You know that pincer attack feels like it's probably not a good idea Like it'll blunt the two ends of your swords I suppose I wouldn't you know, I'm not a sword expert. But just saying Wow, what a mirror Oh, no No, or you'll be fine so Hmm I guess we'll just bring it back because I don't want to risk anything Spooky happening here with the mogul mirror active We will do a loud water fury. I don't know if mirror reflects loud water fury if it doesn't Oh dear So it's spirit and uh General attacks, which means if I do a mountain shield It'll be cancelled out. I'll see you back. Yes Um just got here seven hours into the stream I predict this will be read at hour 32 Bad prediction, this was read at technically if you if you count this recording on top of E5 100 stream we are currently at 789 we're nearly at hour 40 so Close but no cigar And if you count all of the hours in between now and when episode 100 happened online or not then has you Suddenly it's very far away Um Here's a dollar for every episode now. I'm off to make an Isle of Man drink blood sweat and tears vodka Campari and milk that is drank after eating a pepperoncini enjoy That's thank you very much. It's very generous. That's an Isle of Man drink. All right That's cannon now everyone Yeah, I hope it tastes nice Um Yeah, I saw this one earlier. I thought it was funny. Can't we have one discussion about the phantom men is without it devolving into a tism show of a debate No, no because that film is terrible and some people don't think it's terrible. Oh, well, I don't think they're they're referring to that They're referring to um, how it seems to go to me because even the attack the clones one went fine Yeah, that one was fine. I wonder how the revenge of the sith one will go I'm sure people be very rational. I'm sure that will not be a controversial episode. No Been a fan of practically everyone before efab finally started listening when the pandemic started Now I can't stop listening and i'm trying to hone my critical eye to start making reviews myself. Bless the dawn Irags Oh, hello Um Yeah, it's the kind of thing I think that um There's a whole bunch of fans of rags and I the probably like I watch their videos. I'm not going to watch this this weird podcast, but uh It's always like a you might you might like it. You never know Because because it's quite daunting, right? It's like, oh, how many are there's like a month's worth of content non-stop. It's like, uh, yeah All right, and it's like Gun for a topic You have some interest in you know, maybe Is this a pointless conversation? Well, we were trying to end it. We will like it. Yeah, I was yeah, we were ready to Move put a cap on it and move along Um, it was mediocre, but she seems nice I don't know what that was referencing Yeah, not sure what that's Here we are now Entertain us That's what the super chat says Hopefully we did Hell yeah, it's jeff hicks Oh, yeah, we uh, I think that's where we traded a couple of um a couple of our members for other members and drinker popped on as well critical drinker Imagine being critical and drinking at the same time crazy Kids love seeing quigon get murdered Oh, this is probably in reference to people saying it's like a kids film. I guess I don't know. Um The thing is though, I guess that's what's kind of confusing because episode one more than any of the other star wars movies Have a lot of kid stuff In terms of the jokes and the gags This is the that's the just the ongoing thing It's like george lucas family said it's a 12 year old It's like, okay, chill out like the idea that star wars is made for kids there for what that adults can't get passionate about it Is that what we're going with? Yeah, I just think it I'm fine with it either way. I think it's just weird if you say it's for adults There's this part if you say it's for kids. Well, there's this part. It's confusing I think it's just for a mix. It's about the first one. I think is absolutely a kids movie Um, I do think that the blink it puts at the cartoon rabbit kind of like makes you feel. Yeah, it's a bit to have him messing around And even the stuff like Qui-Gon getting stabbed and everything they're not graphic It's I mean a kid could watch that and be totally fine with it content wise And a lot of kids were and I was one of them. Yeah, we talked about it. Um at some point, but even I remember Being in the cinema. I remember the area of the cinema. We were at me and my dad and when um Uh, some of the things happened in revenge of the sith Primarily being executing dooku. I remember being like fuck Okay Geez I don't know if And then the thing with Anakin at the end of revenge of the sith getting his lips chopped off a bird. I was like, oh my god Yeah, pretty rough But it wasn't like a sense of series as a whole You know, there's definitely a lot harsher stuff in there, but when you talk about just the fan of menace Uh, and it wasn't a matter of me getting um scared by or spooked by it. It was like, oh my god. Am I allowed to see this? Shit. Yeah, it's rough If you're a kid take it And so yeah, um When someone says like so is it for kids or adults be like it's clearly fucking all kinds of people We were the people saying Why are you talking about toy stories for kids? Like nobody says it about that There's only there only ever seems to come up when people are criticizing Dolls Which I suppose it does come up when you criticize toy story. We had a couple comments like that in the toy story episode Are you insinuating that people do not treat franchises? Consistently. Yes, I am Yes, I am how could you say something so? yet, so You cut out on both of the qualifiers Oh, uh, did I you say something so and so so and Well, that's there they go So brave and so true is what I said Let me check and make sure I don't have my RTX thing on because some when that's plugged in it does a great job eliminating Um non-vocal noises. However, it sometimes it doesn't pick up when you're speaking softly. Yeah Belch How you When the film came out it was partially built up as the blossoming romance between the two So many of us looked at it through that lens Uh What phantom menace I mean anyone can look at it however they want. We're just talking about what's in it Of which I uh, I disagree that there's anything remotely sexual between the two of them in phantom menace Yeah, I disagree with that vehemently nothing sexual and I got I got no horse in the race of hey, leave phantom menace alone So don't don't think it's to do with that um Focus on abby shepiro's chesticles to ease the pain They're pretty great Braggs, I want to I want to cover you in honey and consume Well, well that would make me uh sticky sweet doggo Thank you guys you filled the hole which was created by ending the ending of the co-optional podcast I don't believe I thought three hours were long back then. Love you guys more than gimly loved frodo Oh wow, that's Well, I mean more could be a lot more apparently that's not a lot. Yeah But um, yeah, you know, I don't um if you were a fan of co-optional and you move to efab. I don't know that there's a lot of similarity transfer there that we definitely have what you could call like a portion of it in terms of like the um We randomly talk about like industry stuff and uh some game reviews here and there but Um, that's more like a general podcast format But uh, I'm glad that you feel as though we can fill that that loss Hey, if it works for you man, that is that's good like to hear that glad you're liking it Taunt foe why not I think that's the first time I've used taunt in the entire game Chakamiri, which is probably quite useful actually because I can protect, you know your team, but yeah Oh, well Danmark here, how would much Sorry, how would much would you enjoy a great jedi movie and great spelt g r a y t? I think they meant to say gray How much so a great yeah, I guess How much would be enjoy a great well, we would enjoy a great anything no gray jedi movie. Oh a gray jedi. Oh, um I'd be fine with that. Yeah Yeah, I have nothing against that it would probably be interesting. I gotta be honest like These the when you're in idea form. I'm pretty much okay with anything Ideas are cheap like if someone said it's everything Let's do episodes You know 10 11 12 and it's gonna be about a plucky resistance force trying to destroy a Horrifying empire that's taking over the world and blow up planets. I'd be like oh boy Well But the funny thing is it could be great Even though it's the same fucking shit every time it's like yeah, but this one could be good though So I don't know Wouldn't want to imply otherwise Um I want to just die already flames are not executing this man And fast immunity to stun Resist all power spirit damage increase momentum Um, I have a japanese poster of rogue one and the tagline translates to don't lose hope. There's another star wars No, I can think about And all I can think about is how nowadays that phrase would now fill me with dread like yep. Yeah, there's always another one Oh, yeah, it's sarcastic now like don't worry. There's another star wars and they patch you on the back and it's a joke and Does there have to be or doesn't have to be Um, he's looking at the groypa army Hey, we that weird pops up into a chapter every once in a while. I'm still I think it's like Is it like the fans of bench beer or fans of someone are called groypers? I don't know. I honestly don't really know and I have I've heard it before but I'm not All that sure what it means If Han wasn't smoking Joel would still be alive If Han wasn't smoking What is that in reference to on? Yeah Smoking. Hmm. I must say I do not follow I'm confused. Yeah Take monkey pill reject society return to monkey All right Tell me why not our eight our eight of 37 quick play akbar's theme Yeah, so our eight in the stream and we are at our n So like I said, I think the stream will start catching up to us. I was jokingly calling dooku a libertarian to a friend And that's exactly what ben says Yeah, that was a weird one. I don't understand. He was he was saying like, oh, you know Count dooku's trying to separate from the the republic because there's a sith involved. It's like he works for the sith. What do you mean? Yeah, um Just because you want to split away from one galactic governing body Doesn't mean you're a libertarian Especially if you're just going to join another big galactic governing body. It's the cis. They're they're a they're a huge group They only have thousands of planets. Yeah. Yeah You ain't no libertarian But he's bullshit. I guess maybe it depends on what the cis is But so it's potentially true, but it's not necessarily true But that's on top of him bullshitting. He's he's only here for the sith. He's not actually here for that aspect Or at least not from what we gather in the movies Yeah, he might be I mean that might be his kind of whole angle is that he really is interested in the political aspects of it But he also happens to be you know a jedi and he knows all this stuff and he's characters So that's the thing I think dooku is insanely underutilized and In attack of the clones. I need more of what he's doing and why As a character he's he's he could be potentially fascinating. He's already good and interesting Well, see you look back and you're like we should why is he only in like Barely a movie if you put it all together. It's like Like why isn't he in the trilogy? He got snoked? Yeah, and that's lame as fuck That is lame as fuck I'm gonna use banner of a lend deal. Oh, he's immune to stun. Of course Stupid witch king knockoff He's a shit dooku and the separatist being libertarians was not the take I was expecting when I woke up today Hashtag don't tread on separatists don't tread on It's a yeah, it's a weird one, but you know You'll never oh definitely a very generous interpretation of it says the felbist is immune to stun, but he's stunned Oh, well, that's their definition of stun is a very It's a very it's a libertarian Yeah Company might Thank you all for all you do. Blessed be the long man. Uh, here's to 100 more timey rags Hmm. Oh, he's not you know it's done. Okay Yeah, uh, no problem. Do you think it would have been better to have Yoda fight by moving his lightsaber with the force? Yes Uh, so the issue I have with moving lightsaber with the force is that nobody should be able to beat you Because you can just slip under whatever they're doing and go straight into them Uh, depends on how it's done. I think depends on how fast you could move it Depends on how much control you have over it If it takes a lot of concentration and only certain people can do it And I could believe yoda would know how to do something like that Sure, but uh, how does dooku defend against that? Especially can turn it off and on to move it wherever you want like I feel like he's dead I feel like if if it would be if it was as if invisible hands were holding it essentially Um, then it could work. Um, it's the extent of how it's done because you can still block it with his own um So I would again, I would be fine with it My concern is that Lucas would make it look fucking goofy because I think there are totally ways to make that look naturalistic and Not silly I just don't know if Lucas could I'd be willing to check to check out all these potentials though because the as it stands, it's a bit It's a bit. Oh, I don't know And for the record, I like their force fight as I've said before Although their force fight is kind of embarrassing when you look at ray It's like wow, she can do all that and you guys struggle to do that shit. You fucking losers Uh, goliath eats all halloween cultists You really think goliath would side with christmas? He would I don't think so. I think he's halloween all the way He's almost like the spokesman for halloween. Look at him Terrifying beast of power Fuck everyone's alone. I'm mannered Bear thought do the thing Oh god, she has my pj's on and not leaving Uh What She has my pj's on and not leaving. Okay Um bull rags if you don't engage in commercialism people treat you like trash. Why didn't you buy x any presents? You're such a you're such a that's not engaging in okay buying something Is that engaging in when people say engaging in commercialism? Like dude is buying a gift for your spouse engaging in commercialism Yeah, we gotta be careful with that because are we allowed to buy anyone anything anymore without engaging in commercialism? Yeah, calm down with that Not gonna yeah, definitely not maybe they're referring to like the specific Timing and the everyone's doing it because it's the time to do it rather than because they want to do it Yeah, doing it because it's what you're quote-unquote supposed to do instead of doing it for reasons that are a lot more You know pure I guess you could say. Mm-hmm. I think those are totally different things. Yeah. Yeah Like what you like what you have to go out and make all the presents your own Like I Come on like don't don't set these really super weird standard build a chair rags and then give it to me for christmas listen In the patriot he tried to build a chair and it was really difficult It's permanently put you off the the whole concept They even have a payoff for that they have a payoff for it They have a fucking payoff for that because patriot is actually pretty darn good In terms of story, yeah You gotta say it every time to make sure people will freak out historical accuracy not talking about that just yes That's an adaptation argument just talking about how How the story is written and it doesn't surprise me because written by the guy who wrote save and private Ryan which Everyone lords for its writing so You know looks like the guy took took took the same sort of stuff Through it into the other one We'll have to chip away at that over time because people fucking hate that movie They shouldn't and they shouldn't I mean it's not pill harbor. Okay guys Yeah, it's what did we give it like seven eight Like we gave patriot pretty high ratings. There is lots of plot armor And what else was there because our issues were Lots of a couple fightisms some people are landing shots. They shouldn't really be able to um And then some people aren't dying when they probably should Which by the way of all the problems you can have that's probably gonna be pretty common in a war movie with several like friends getting for Yeah, not to not to diminish that it's a problem. Uh, that does happen because obviously the the opening where he kills Uh, what is like 30 guys with him and it's two sons Like I would have freed done this fight in a totally different way Dare I say it would have been much better in darkness. I don't know if they have the possibility of doing that In terms of the timeline in the Uh, you know, like how it all happens. I don't know. Yeah, there are things to sort out. Um But this this is just loads of moments that I think are really well done in that movie Yeah I think so We even you know springy hardcore anti Roland Emmerich even he was like, you know what? Not as bad as uh as people say or was known to be Ashtag free free patriots Pre-patriot Um, like legitimately there's some good stuff going on in the patriot like seriously go in there Don't be the don't explain it. I know this is bizarre, but pretend for second that it's all fantasy. It's not actually um There was never civil war Just just treat it as though it's that and then see how you come out Unless I know I know some of you're like, how can I possibly disconnect that? I'm like, okay. That's if you can't that's just that's fine But that was the movie where we got where we kind of just decided. Yeah Historical accuracy is an adaptation argument. Well, I think most people would actually agree with that when it comes down to a lot of movie gladiator is garbage if we go with um Historical accuracy being a huge identifier for whether or not a story's quality Yeah, but I'm Totally like I I'm not gonna say well the helmets weren't of the right time period that is trying to depict and that's an objective flaw It's an adaptation because it's it's it's a I I don't Yeah, the categorization Kind of comes in that way. Um It's super interesting to think about though how it all because that's all we've been doing is just trying to chip away Ultimately at both the categorization how everything slots in and what's what they labeled and and their effects Yes Dare I say it helps us it helps us be more objective um But yeah the uh, I even remember reading about how like people were annoyed that instead of having um Marcus pass away that he was You know suffocated and that that's like not what happened quote-unquote and it's like well I guess can we consider gladiator alt history at that point? That's another one that confused the hell I mean man the difference between breaching history and doing alternative history Seems to me that we usually categorize it based on just what is what how good the thing was It's like if it was really good. It's like, you know, they take some liberties if it was really bad like no, fuck Yeah, and I mean we if if you go into a movie like this And you're expecting historical accuracy Like why are you not watching a documentary? I'm still on board with I guess the word respect comes up soon, right? Um Yeah Because I I would want to get as accurate as I can If I was making something like that However, yeah, if I was like I want to tell a story about a group of people who break into hitler's bunker and kill him Like during like halfway through world war two or something just as a crazy idea and it's like It's just a fun movie or something and they're like that's not accurate. I'm like, okay, but I'm not, you know I'm not learning anything What about respecting the character of hitler? Hmm That's the thing too is like, yeah hitler was a bad dude So are we just arbitrarily picking and choosing who we respect who we do and do not respect in terms of being accurate Is that what respecting is is it? That's interesting. What is the do we only remain accurate to the people that we think were good? Yeah, I mean if we made a if we were making a uh David keridine biopic um and and we uh Oh, yeah, I guess for those of you who don't know david keridine died from auto erotic asphyxiation So At the end of that movie Is it more or less respectful to show him dying from auto erotic asphyxiation? I suppose the answer to that would be you have to it would be that but you could be vague about it in the movie It's like he died, uh, he suffocated, you know Yeah, he he passed So That's a This that's an interesting to think of the interesting thing to think about and Like if you insult if you're making a if you want to be historically accurate And you want to make a movie, you know and hitler is a character, but you lie about something that hitler did That isn't accurate in order to pass him off as a worse person that he was Yeah Is that you know, where does that come in is is the fact that nobody will really defend it? That doesn't change anything about it. Does that make it okay? It's like, oh, that doesn't sound right. Yeah in that case It's it's a odd thing to talk about. It's an odd thing to talk about. Well, I think it's um In the in like battlefield having bionic women in like a world war Yeah, that I don't I mean it's it it destroys the immersion Well, of course, but how does it categorize in relation to how we're doing this with movies? um That would be a I mean, I still think in terms that would be one of those historical accuracy things in terms of Objectively, there's nothing wrong with it. You would call that an adaptation argument Which by the way, it's totally valid Yeah, I would call that an adaptation argument. Um But I would say, you know Be that as it may pretty easy to see why people were really really Weirded out About seeing that well because this is the thing I We do all of these kinds of arguments people assume we only ever do objective arguments Which is why they have so much fun pulling out an argument That's clearly not us trying to be objective and saying like is this objective too and it's like no so We talked about before but if someone were to make um a film exclusively like Doing all of those sorts of things and then we were sitting there like, okay This is going to annoy a large amount of people quite a bit. Uh I don't know if like what's your goal here and they're like, oh for everyone to have fun. You're like, right. Um So just from what I understand about people a lot of them are going to interpret this In a frustrating way or they're going to get feeling it's the inter subjective thing It's that I'm I'm going to appeal to the mass emotional reaction of people on a bet rather than like a statistic And I mean didn't that game get like shit tons of uh You know disdain from audiences or just like frustration The trailer was the A horrible decision that was unfortunately one of many There was a lot of problems when it came to battlefields lifespan um To the point where it could if someone said that game was a failed game Probably be keen on agreeing with them um it's But the trailer is your first impression and it should be a good one Because of not just how human brains work and how first impressions and final impressions are so important So from a tactical standpoint insane Bad maneuver there Um, but that was that just really got the ball rolling in a very negative light Really bad first impressions from a lot of people I think people would honestly categorize historical inaccuracy into two parts and it probably would be respectful and disrespectful So like oh, he's not using the right gun in this scene that one doesn't that wasn't used in this battlefield People are like, I don't care. It's like, oh this guy. He was never a hero and they're portraying him as such all vice versa People are like, oh, that's not cool. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, they only made 80 mars automatic Pistols, but it's a sidearm you could choose for your you know scout class Even though it doesn't really make sense if you're in a totally historical sense, but it's not disrespectful You know, it's not, you know, it's that that that makes total sense It's not insulting anyone or trying to change the stuff that they did It's not trying to take away the accomplishments of people. It's not trying to You know insult anybody in any way or demean them But Yeah Say that's That was actually one of the first things I talked to CJ about when I first met him in a call I talked to him about how much he considers historical accuracy to be uh Sort of like a definer for whether or not the content is strong or weak It's um Yeah, again, we're only commenting on it. That's a conversation that'll be going before we were alive and after we did Historical accuracy yay or nay It's pretty crazy as well because um, you'd think as time goes on that we'd be getting better at it in terms of like knowing what happened And thus not being able to make the mistakes, but we're getting to a point now where um Like portraying it As you prefer is probably more common than it was before Oh wow So they've got a reflective damage thing And I've got a healing blade so I attack them for x damage and that does damage to me As a reflection, but I also heal from the damage I've given The point is I ended up with full health Okay Wonderful Yeah, the reason I brought about history by the way is I wonder where where the line is between old history and disrespectful I mean in technicality It's old history Right all of them. Yeah. Yeah, because you can't perfectly You know display history Right It's just a where does the line break And if it's obvious and by intention it's all history I think that's pretty clear for a lot of people, but You know whether you could have a movie that wasn't entirely clear on that Yeah, or if they did know it wrong Yeah Pj's parsec is a unit of length not time doing it under 12 parsecs implies solo took a shortcut Um What was the justification and because like does his ship doesn't It just goes really really fast in solo, right? I thought I thought he like went into the dust and used his incredible pilot skills to Go into the storm and survive Because the story goes that he says under 12 parsecs In the original without them realizing that that's a measurement of length not time meaning It doesn't make any sense, right? It's like you you completed the 100 meter race in 100 meters and he goes 99 and you're like, uh And then Solo says that they put hyperdrive juice directly into their like Their dry their engine and it made them go super fast. So that would still be a length thing, right? I wouldn't even Well, if the castle run assuming it isn't a straight line um I guess if you take a shortcut you could do it in under But at that point 12 parsecs like if if that's like saying you did the 100 meter race, which is a big ring In 50 because you ran across it's a half ring, right and you ran in a straight line. I'd be like, okay I mean anyone can do that if they have access to the shortcut, right? I guess the hard part is avoiding cthulhu I guess in the danger of the storm. Yeah In that case, it wouldn't be the that's the achievement It would be oh, you went through the fucking horrifying storm and survived like yeah, I did I guess that's what's implied by it being amazing. Maybe that's what yeah, that's what they're going for Yeah We're trying to make sense of star words everybody It's very hard Uh alpharius likes to kiss erotic That make any sense to you. I like erotic kisses. Yeah Ben drank the wheat hardism juice I mean his list was mostly okay from what I remember. It was the weird placements of a couple. Yeah, it wasn't terrible He's an interesting man He is an interesting man Um as usual Ben Shapiro is the straw man with all the wrong arguments. We don't want to believe exists In fact in terms of his star wars stuff. He fucking exists in a weird place like uh, I don't think he's any straw man He is an odd odd cookie an odd duckling. Oh no See by attacking someone I lower my own health to one that was good Mountain shield bitches Uh, this is my first Ben Shapiro video I've ever watched. Is he always this dumb? I mean, I've never seen his media coverage before that so I don't know Uh, I doubt it. He just is a weird Really weird when it comes to star wars See three people in a row join the disgusting halloween team. There are too many of the master rags. What are we going to do? Don't ever tell me the odds Pulls out lights they would kill children The last portion a plot story Who wouldn't watch that? I want them to do it. They have enough money. He's just called plet. They have enough money to do it And the trailer is like it just starts with it's like It's a black screen it fades in and he's just at his little stall And uh, I built this this junk empire from nothing Each day I provide a quarter portion It would be dead if it was not for my generosity And it turns out he's like gathering all the scrap to build a mech It's like the the big reveal There are some who hate me, but I have brought life to the desert And then one day this girl stole my prized falcon and stories about him getting it back It's going to sell and then buy the orphan It's going to be orphaned in an orphaned official. We're basically giving him the dawn tree. Yep Because I think it's totally natural that the second you stop making a story of the star wars universe You want it to be about how rey is an asshole? This is how yeah God damn it. She's not as good as everyone says she is You guys are such incredible and admirable individuals you bring the best from people and that's why this community is so amazing Thank you for so many good memories. EFAP is more entertaining more than entertainment. It's a family. Oh Incredibly kind comment all of it is very nice. You say you'll rather humbled Um, I'm still mad at our mola for showing me a photo of mola. I'm mad because I prefer voice coming from mask itself My mental image is shattered. I mean humans can put masks on It can still come from the mask Perhaps the mask was still the one doing it the whole time And uh, it just wasn't on screen, you know Do Wookie weed would be she barker not Chewbacca. I do remember is talking about wookie weed at some point And I can see it being a very important subject Also, this whole time I've just been running through Helena fields just doing battle after battle after battle after battle. It's just nothing but like you could tell they gave up Yeah, they're just imagine looking at it from a distance. They're just a group of Some random dwarf and elf and some gondorian dude Just in the middle of the field just battling small groups of forks one at a time You know, I'm going to apply devastating field. I've missed our shield. I've never used this field as a way Uh, never used it before. Let's see how effective it is. I will let you know I'm going to get attacked at any moment. I'm sure of it Um, oh fuck it. I'll just make it hard. What's turning again? Valor is haste Um gadelb mary jane and whatever man also high rags Hello gadelb, whatever man, that doesn't sound no one's even gonna know that's a meme which well That's kind of most of the memes in these albums still Molly you played bubblorn, please tell me why are the forbidden woods riddled with so much bullshit? Oh, it can be really annoying those snakes man The bigger ones can like if you're not building right they can instakill you like I said this before Build health fully on bloodborne and you pretty much are safe. Uh, you should be right Which is not a compliment to the game by the way I am I'm probably more critical of bloodborne than you'll find anyone is even though I love the game yeah, I'm especially when it comes to video games the very skeptical of You know people who constantly pray something Doesn't mean they're wrong Well, uh, that's all I got for when did um, when did the last of us come out? Was it 2014 2016? Something like that Well, and everyone couldn't shut up about how it was the best game ever But then you play it and you're like, it's fine. That's my exact experience I was like I think I probably would have enjoyed it more had everybody not told me it was the greatest game of all time Yeah, because then you go in with that expectation um I try not to oversell games As well. I I tend to name good aspects of them And I know I I probably slip into it by saying games are I certainly do if it's a favorite of mine. I'll be like, oh good Okay, so it returns half of the damage they deal Oh, wait, that was full. Okay So, okay, here's a better one trolls using thunder hammer It's had hard for 1900 and it returns 1900 so I just realized this is shit because they have way more health than I do Uh, yeah, so I was about to say something like that would have to be adjusted immensely because in games like guild wars 2 You could have a character who only has Like a really really beefy character in that game like the really really beefy character has 25 000 hp as a player character. You have 25 k hit points. That's a lot but enemies could have I mean boss enemies could have all in in fact, let me take a look a second. Um They could have hundreds of thousands easy Um, so the way it scales is just different. Um, and it's made that way so that a group of people can fight A singular boss and it doesn't die too quick. Yeah Um, let me see if I can actually get because what I will say is devastating shield I don't know if it applies infinitely, but it applies for a while. So those things do eventually stack up It might accidentally be the only balanced thing in the game Yeah, and scale based on play so balance, uh I could find it but later but depending on the game mechanics if you want to have If enemy Yeah, I mean it determines everything It's one of those things in games where you might not think about it But the amount of health that you have whether it's a hundred points or whatever And what your enemy health is that totally will determine that's everything when it comes to combat It's the damage that you deal. It's how fast you can attack. It's a huge part of how combat functions And if enemies have the same health that you do, you know Then the combat will play out one way the numbers will be one way and if you know, it's a different way if enemies Or have way more hit points than you it means your attacks can do insane amounts of damage And theirs will do different amounts of damage because you're scaling against two different numbers so It's something to consider um So like I was attacked three or four different times as Barathol is health going down going down going down Getting close to being at the at his end and then he does one counter attack He crit and he got a full heal because the sword heals him Like that's not even a move from me. That's just automatic I see it's just Yeah, I'll never get tired apparently complaining about how absurd the mechanics are in this game Just funny All of it should leave every fucking participant in every fight depressed. It's just like God, we're the point Um, who would have thought a gas mask throwing shade at wolf would go this far? Congratulations guys. Here's to another 100 episodes Here's to i'm ready Yeah, I was uh, I still remember just jumping into a call with him being like so, um Uh Oh, I did ragnarok. Let's do it. Yeah. Well, I don't know if we did cover ragnarok or not But we were just like immediately able to just start agreeing on how shit Star Wars is I think That's it's the it's the great bringer uh, together of people I'm grateful that Star Wars is shitty Yeah, I mean we can't you know take the bad with the good, right? Yeah, kids will always have beloved characters to yeah Hailed him all or in his toxic band of merry long men Um, everyone, what do you think is an objectively great performance by an actor and why? Oh Um So the only standard I can really Try and use is just portraying What I think is a genuine emotion rather than You know trying to give what they read on the the paper Or just failing to do one that they they clearly wanted to try and achieve It's a really hard one to be definitive on even though we can all agree on like the worst Yeah, I think this was one of those subjective things But it's one that you could display that most people understand and you can make arguments for But the the closest thing that I would say In terms of objective acting is when they are portraying a scene from real life that we could use as a standard to compare against So if an actor is like if you have an actor giving the Gettysburg address and he's playing Abraham Lincoln We could measure that To the real thing in terms of how it sounds and that sort of stuff. Wait, is that recorded? I do not know All right, you're right. Yeah, uh, mark Luther King. I have a dream speech that you know is So you have an actor playing Martin Luther King So that would be probably the closest thing that I think you could Measure in terms of objectively good or bad acting Um And even then I think it would be so difficult that I don't even think we could really do it that well Uh, because you'd have to do things like do you take into account the actor's appearance and how close their likeness is to the person they're portraying? Um If so, I would probably say it is effectively subjective However, you can argue it and I think you could convince people based on arguments And you can you can just totally generate on the fly you're like, um So just Tommy Wiseau versus like Anthony Hopkins you'd be like, um, absolutely Um And most people will be able to understand Yeah, uh, a lot of this stuff people just sort of Are in agreement on so you don't have to argue it And if you do have to argue goodness and badness of actors I think you could come up with so It's one of those things where I'd also say that the extremes are really easy to point out But the minutia is really difficult to point out Yes, maybe you have two horrible performances and two great Like the difference between a one and a ten is obvious to the point of it being just self-evident Which is the same the difference between seven and eight Yeah, um, that's kind of how movies are judged. That's why I'm not I don't think you could say that a movie is overall objectively good or bad because I think that's mostly because where is the line And how we haven't you'd have to account for all Uh aspects Yeah, but then again, I also say that once you could get people once you could just take parts of movies And analyze those objectively You're already in the game anyway, so go for it. Um, yeah the overall thing That's just a matter of there's no way to really quantify it. I'm often using it Like almost if there's a word for colloquially on like a private level I usually am referring to writing almost every time Like if I say like a movie's bad If you know me you'll be like, oh the writing was shit as opposed to anything else usually Like it's rare that I say a movie's bad and you go. Oh every single aspect wasn't working properly Yeah, that's the thing. Um, you know, there are things I've seen that I probably would claim that on the fly though Yeah, in casual conversation. I'll absolutely say that tlj is an objective disaster Um in terms of it's a pretty movie. Okay, like I said, it's the minutia that's really hard the difference between one and ten is obvious the difference between seven and eight is a lot more difficult to parse out and One one time when um At times when we're talking about if a movie was good or not Like if we're rating the patriot if we're rating hardcore henry if we're rating any other movie and kind of giving it just a casual number out of ten um Already not an ideal measuring system, but just for funsies I'll often oftentimes it ends with well It looked good and it sounded good and the acting was all right So how far does that you know bump it up or take it down? You know and then for ease you might go as far as saying ignoring those aspects. It schools this yeah casually Saying you know assigning on the fly numbers to those aspects of film You could do that if you just chatting casually But to do it in a more scientific way and I think that's a totally fine word to use when you talk about stuff like this Then I think it's far more difficult and honestly it's probably not even worth trying to talk about Is acting objectively good or bad? Um If you're trying to get really anal about it really just because they there will be Performances where I'll be like, holy fuck. They were so like uh willem de faux in lighthouse. It's just like Jesus christ Yeah, the fact that He didn't win anything for that Shocks me it legitimately shocks me What do you have to do then? What do you if he can't win what do you have to do? I think we agreed it was there was some stiff competition that year because there's a couple of good films What um, that's like that's an interesting thing. What I think scarlett joe hansen won it in for joe joe rabbit, right? Well, that's um, that's actress actor. Oh, yeah, they separate those. Yeah, that's which is I think I think it's it's odd that they separate though. I know why they do it But I don't think they should you know, too We could talk about this would be a whole other conversation But I think that the oscars are kind of bullshit in terms of the categorizations to begin with Oh, yeah, absolutely. It needs a lot of work. Um, so lead actor we had Wait a minute. Is this oh wrong year Yeah, because I was looking for the 2019 ones and it's like oh, they're done in 2020 I guess you need to search for 2020 to see the results of the ninth 2019 ones Um One second door. All right All right, so he wasn't even nominated Yeah, that's fucked up Like that's actually fucked up because actors in a supporting role. He's not there and actors in a leading role. He's not there What the fuck I didn't know what to say um So his competition Was it a leading role or a supporting role in uh, lighthouse because leading role was robber patinson, right? Patinson It was also incredible. Right. Uh, so if he is supporting That puts him against Uh, joe passionnell pochino in the irishman, which I did see and they both did pretty well But they i'm sorry like if I was to just clear cut it, you know He was he was superior. Anthony hopkins and the two popes. Uh, he was really good Tom hanks in a beautiful day in the neighborhood was fucking great for I saw a documentary on um, uh, mr. rogers Tom hanks does a pretty fucking good job of playing him and then brad pit who won in once upon a time in hollywood And he was pretty good in uh in that movie Hard to call But if I was at gunpoint like choose one it probably would be still willow defoe from lighthouse. Yeah Yeah, willow defoe especially when that movie is all characters for for a for A huge chunk of it at least is characters Holy fuck, uh I'm forever the man was by the way the man was robbed You mentioned uh scarlett johansson. She was nominated for supporting role, but uh, laura dune won for marriage story Oh, yeah, fuck off. I don't understand that at all Yeah, yeah, they can go and fuck themselves with that one lauren was fine in that role. I guess I like her as a character. Christ scarlett johansson was awesome and joe der rabbit Everyone see joe der rabbit. It's insanely good. It's probably like I would probably say it's my go-to example of how a film can have two different feelings to it Yeah How it can balance, um Yeah, like comedy and drama. She was also it's kind of a point of the film Sort of too. So it's a good thing. They nailed it. She was also nominated for a marriage story But she lost to renais el wega in judy I never even saw that never heard of all seen it Um, which you know, that's why I try to avoid being like, oh, she was robbed, but I'm willing to focus The sculler johansson have an oscar. I think she's kind of in one at this point Scarlett johansson oscars Nope, she's over here. I've been nominated really, huh? Well, we mentioned this on e-fab, but I take her so much more seriously than actress than I did just 10 years ago I say just 10 years ago a lot can happen in 10 years Well, yeah, hopefully she'll be acting for a long time and Because she does deserve it. She's great. She's incredible. Everyone go see marriage stories. Really fucking good Yeah, go see jojo rabbit and marriage story 1917 for very Ferrari lighthouse parasite joker 2019 was pretty cool. We had a lot of good stuff. Yeah There's a lot of shit as well But 2019 all the shit can't match up against all those gyms, man And it's funny because it'd be like what about 2020? It's like, uh What even is the That'll be an odd one. Hmm God, it's gonna be slim picking But that's fine Everyone's worried that everything is gonna pour out in 2021 like the 2020 movies will be delayed until 21 And then the 21 movies will be coming out too So you got it, right? This year was our dry year next year will be spoiled for choice Oh spoiled for I'm sure all those movies will be great. Yeah um Now this is pod may racing. Uh, oh wait, we didn't answer the question. Sorry So the question was what do you think is an objectively great performance and obviously in the spirit of the question Let's just say a performance. We think is one of the best ever Willem Dafoe and lighthouse that's the lighthouse. Yeah, I would want to give more than just that one though. Like, uh So here's the thing Everyone and Lord of the Rings It's kind of like it's kind of a I'm gonna say almost unrepeatable perhaps but for that when I I yeah, but kind of everybody in that, uh When we have What's another good example? um Let's see Um, the ones that come to mind Because i'm trying to really get some really high stuff Arnold in terminator two Yeah, and that one I imagine you'd qualify it as being he's like the best robot there ever was Well, yeah, because he's playing that role, you know um Because of how well he plays that character. He's supposed to be playing It's funny for me. I'm trying to think of like my favorite anti-hoppians role is Masca's oro probably gonna be uh It's too generic. I know the silencer lambs is gonna be up there remains the day is um Pretty close. I'm gonna I'm gonna show you that one soon enough. I'm sure okay Uh Fucking amazing performance in that one as well. Um, I've always thought that uh Uh Robert Downey Jr. Did fantastic as iron man and pretty much all of the movies Yeah, fucking loved him in civil war like I I remember even coming out of it being like damn. I really Felt like he's a strong ass actor from that one He's a very strong um I would say oh, um What's his face? Plays wolverine jogman memory. Hugh Jack Hugh Jackman in prisoners Yeah Oh, um Jake Gyllenhaal in night crawler. Have you seen that? I haven't but I've heard it's really good and he does amazing in it. It's a very He's uh, he's a he's our protagonist, but he's easily a bad guy and it's really engaging Um, he does fantastic and he's just a fantastic actor in general. He's done so many great roles already now Oh, uh, walking phoenix and joker by the way fucking amazing. Of course. Yeah There's a lot. Um, and it's hard we're gonna have missed out on thousands like there's just so many because Even likes tv shows, uh Game of thrones loads of them would bring in their a game. Um Oh, um before everything went to shit I would say Rutger hower and blade runner Yeah I'd also say Um, oh, um Um, speaking of Rutger hower, it would be Matthew Broderick and Lady Hawk I've not seen that I would love to see it again because I loved it as a kid. It was one of the movies I watched as a kid a bunch I'd love to watch it. It's got Matthew Broderick It's got Brett Kerr hower in it and who plays the chick just a second. That was 1985. Um Uh Starring Michelle Pfeiffer. Hmm. Oh, right. She was what a hottie, but yeah, right Let really really like it. Matthew Broderick was great Um, oh Walter White that's one of the best performances like ever From Ryan Cranston One moment. Let me Have you seen Brigham bed? Yes, I have. I've seen some of it. I saw like the first four episodes But I know what you mean even from those I like I oh, yeah, I'd say his performance is already clear from those Uh, let me look up this really quick Um Uh, nickel Williamson Williamson. He plays Merlin in the 1981 Excalibur Really excellent, uh job he does with that role Um Liam Neeson was in the way he played circle lane You barely recognize him. That's kind of how I'm thinking about this I'm trying to like take an actor and then think of their best performance and Saying Liam Neeson like oh the gray Broadway. I don't know. Yeah the gray I it seems really cliche It seems like a dumb decision if you don't think about it, but like taken he's like man He's pretty awesome. The dude the speech he gives is fantastic. Oh, yeah. Yeah Oh dude Patrick Stewart was in Excalibur. I remember as well. He plays a Sir Leone de Grunts. Um A lot of you he looks the same as he does now basically you're back in 81 Uh, huh I think there's some other actors Hmm One of the moves that the mumokale have is foul breath an elephant breathing on you And what do you think that is that corona? What is that? What are they doing? He doesn't turn around and just give you the old morgill stank or whatever it's called You'll be easterling stank. That's totally different. Uh-huh I mean, that's that's a whole selection. That's a pretty good lift there Yeah, loads of great ones out there and it's wonderful that we have access to so many Um, hi moorla. Hi rags. What is your top three favorite books? um Count of money cristo atlas shrugged and Maybe Fuck that's tough Lord of the Rings Um, I don't know about mentions go to the stand the alchemist lords of discipline Hammer of god nightfall The blue giraffe time once a skeleton I don't know. I don't think I've read many books that I would consider like favorites um Really like a lot because I can't it wouldn't be one that I picked from like lovecraft stuff. It was just uh I have the collection and I was Loving reading lots of it. So I just I don't know I go far as saying like Any one story just sort of that as a bulk I really it was such a while ago that I'd read them But um the lemony snicket series like I don't know how well that holds up if I was to read it now I don't like those as a kid. Yeah I think because that applies to harry potter too. I wonder how well why aren't you saying can't we pot that? Harry potter's fine That's what I I assume that would happen if I was to read the books how much the films I would be like The films are the books are What carries the film to me is so many great british actors are in there It's like They're they're like high at all of them Answer me hawkins didn't make it in though. Sad face Neither to Ian mckellon or really like the sound uh Series iso-gasm up did read a lot of science fiction stuff dune brain kerber's dune was really good as a fun read Um, oh, uh the halo books the first three halo books that came out uh fall of reach The flood and first strike all of those are I think really well written books Yeah, good things Yeah, a lot of good stuff a lot of Man this elephant has loads of health Oh the art of war is really good um Simple short read Wow, it's a puro clip on efep. I don't know if I'll love it or hate it that's here But I'm sure rags my boy will back him up Uh No But I'm I was behind right now I'm I I I agree with bench appear on a lot of things. I disagree with him on a lot of things. He's Generally as long as he stays away from religion. I can get behind a lot of the stuff. He says to some degree But his religion tisms are I don't watch any bench appear really at all Not even heard much of him from like other people's coverage. I just know the name Yeah, he's just still around doing his thing, so Daily wiring all I ever knew about him was like he's the guy who has the Destroyed, you know thing. Yeah the memes and all that. Yeah Um But right now talking about a game. I've never played and jacked women yuck I guess they don't like jacked women Women aren't supposed to be jacked. That's why we call it jacked not gilled. Oh Well, the other such house suggested we could call it abbead Yeah, damn you're abbead I'm just gonna keep slapping this elephant over and over again. Someone'll happen eventually They're calling it slapping the elephant