 okay today i'm going to the london toy show and i have like 12 minutes to get to the train okay i gotta run bye oh check it out i love how the parks here have like little exercise equipment things there's one wait and there's like a thing over there oh i love all these canals check it out there's these canal boats sometimes people live in them and just hang out and all these canals anyway there's the train station okay gotta go so here i am in london and i have a ticket to the toy show a map with some bad directions on it two sandwiches and some grapes oh and a thing of water i think i'm ready to go well i'm already going oh i also have new sandals aren't those exciting i'm very excited about my new sandals my old ones were really destroyed good thing i have new sandals too because the place is like five miles that way whoa that is one big horse head decapitated i'm in hide park right now that's most of the way there i think this might be the right place so here i'm at the toy fair and we're at the big track zone now i never had a big track when i was a kid but my cousins did and i always thought it was really cool and check it out this is steve and he made the new big track and i think he's going to show us uh how it works and stuff you got it apparently it shoots and stuff too oh and if we check out the uh if we check out the screen over here you've got my feet where are my feet there's my feet because it's got a camera on the phone that's pretty sweet so what are all these accessories here i want to know about those okay cool what we got is we've got an ir gun so you can block this on the top of your big track and if you buddy's got one of these on their big track then you can you know do a tank value shoot each other where's the sensor to get shot with it uh this model so there's no sense right oh yes of course it'll be here somewhere maybe a little dome on the top got it so you basically shoot the the other person's gun and it will spin around and stuff all right nice the coolest thing is the camera because you can put it on the top so you can look at the people or you can put it in front and then the same pool like some missiles on the top nice oh i just want to drive it at night so that'll be really good for chasing the cat around yeah and you can do it in the dark as well turning these bank lights in the office that's awesome it doesn't do night vision does it it doesn't know that would be more expensive we tried my vision because you can do an easy hack where you take out the ir sensor and replace these with infrared LEDs but it washes out the camera right right right it's got all these buttons down here yeah it's the same keypad as the uh original old one yeah so you can punch stuff in here and program in routes for it to go do and stuff forward one turn like 15 oh okay what are the units and if you go forward one what is it one unit is one unit of big track oh nice that makes it easy to know yeah the cool thing is it's not angry okay what's this this is like a an iPad stuck in this machine right an iPad stuck in a arcade doll that's cool so and this is playing a html5 game so but again play apps as well oh cool so this is asteroids which i suck at oh you do suck whoa no that was pretty good i'm impressed and you said auto fire earlier yeah other fires the best so this is the i iPad version and we have this three dinky iphone version that's cool so this is actually named off in honor of your laser blaster oh blaster oh it's excellent so we pop our phone in haha that's so cool get out of there the stupid thing is it actually makes me kind of consider getting an iphone i suck at this as well but this is a four-way joystick yeah yeah so i'll place a shield and stuff you got glass fire that's the awesome thing is the thing is there's no batteries or any political wi-fi awesome she's magic oh i love stuff that doesn't need batteries that's pretty sweet on my way home and steve totally gave me a big track it's not the fancy new version it's a little bit older version but still pretty sweet oh weird it's raining in wolverhampton again okay okay in reality it hasn't really rained that much since i got here my lips are getting numb it's cold okay so yeah someone's probably gonna give me a hard time for showing other people's toys but you know whatever and i'm not worried about it big track is really cool and i'm not diminishing that at all but independent of that what i'm working on that was amazing it's really really cool i wish i could show it i'm getting really antsy and impatient because i have this cool thing and i'm like i'm like trying to run up to my mom and be like look what i made look what i made and it's like wait wait no i can't show it yet because there's crappy people in the world crappy people so i think of them one more time