 My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. We're joined by Marcus and Mallory and we're gonna talk about some stuff Oh, we agreed on Mark and Mal. We'll figure out the Marcus stuff by the end of this. They go by Mark and Mal It's a formal introduction and then you casual it up James pretty big trip for us. We went to Fenway We were sitting on the monster. Oh my god. That was a good time good to be back in the bean nice summer night. Oh So you walking into a lot of poles balls first. Oh Anyway, can you tell me what happened in the sports James in the sports We're gonna start in the world of baseball and there's one team We need to talk about that hasn't been talked about in about five years your Baltimore Orioles They're the hottest team in baseball. They're on an eight-game win streak. It's just showing it cuz it's Orange and the Orioles are having fun and they might be out of the woods They're still in last place toughest division baseball two games back the first time they've won eight in a row since 2005 and I gotta tell you something they got the floppy hat night the crowd they were showing all the crowd shots They were like anxious They had hope yeah, they had nerves and I don't think that's existed in Baltimore since the Manny Machado Zack Britton Orioles team. Do you see our guy Kevin was there? Yeah, Bobby had on shirtless shirtless floppy hat our guy Kevin really yeah Adley rushman Interesting name on both ends out of ten three two one three point one. Yeah, okay. We're close. It's interesting He is awesome. He's like a little sweet doll. You see the way he greets the big ol doll Oh, it's a little sweet guy. It's a little sweet guy. You see both of them. I'm talking about his personality. Oh You see like after every inning he greets the pitcher Like at the mound like good job dude. Good job. It's for the birds man. Go Orioles Oh Jimmy this almost a breakdown. You were telling me about this. I think it ties in the last week I think it ties into the animal theme for the second half of the show. We got another cricket breakdown here This is some like Country Club in a city outside Paddington, which is outside London It's a ridiculous turn of events. So the ball is hit No, it's but the ball is bold the keeper catches it He tries a sneak attack the one batsman and throws it at the wickets His glove flies off and the ball just trickles down. That's normal enough fine Then the guy the runner on the far end takes off Which is a really dumb decision because there's no his partner is not going the bowler or the fielder on the other And grabs the ball now Jake all he has to do is grab that ball. He slips He has to crawl and just bunk The wickets and the batsman would be out instead. He tries like this Superhero dive throw completely misses it and they don't get the out pretty embarrassing play Ben His teammates take turns going hands-on head. Just like what are you doing three guys making bad mistakes and Five seconds that was almost a breakdown and let's throw it back to more sports Wow sports are at DraftKings go place your bets you could win be responsible And we need to talk about the big event this weekend Wimbledon your guy here goes Don't try to lick through that paper. Don't try to lick through that paper Jim we're not talking about the tennis at all. We're talking about the protector of the night Rufus the Wimbledon chief bird They're a hawk. I don't know if they're a guy or a lady. I guess Rufus. I'd assume a guy And Rufus has been at Wimbledon for years Fighting off pigeons from coming on the court It's like when you have a like places like community as a pond and they get that swan in there to fight off All the geese. I didn't realize they had this for pigeons or like Mickey the Disneyland as the cats to fight off the mice, right? This is a mean bird. I don't think we should celebrate it It's a working bird and they're being mean to it. So that's why he's so angry You know, that's why the bird is so ordinary because like they're like Rufus gets here at 5 a.m Spends all day scaring off pigeons like what do you but his eyesight he can read a newspaper from across the court They did say that they said he could read a newspaper from across a football field Rufus can't read you had an interesting counter to that wrong Still a bird still just a bird little bird How many people at Wimbledon do you think has been attacked by Rufus because they brought Stuffed animal of a pigeon and and I was wearing it on their shoulder zero Jimmy. This not sports You'd kind of naturally assume we wouldn't be into this we are hyper into this. I wasn't into this I saw the headline We have a bunch of options for not sports that we can talk about and I was like that doesn't seem cool And then I kept scrolling and here's what it is Pringles. Yes, those Pringles. Sorry. I'm writing articles. Yeah Yes, that was the second that was the actually the first line of the article after the headline Pringles. Yes Yes, those Pringles Pringles wants the name a spider after itself and already has a name our printer didn't work So I can't read it. It's called like the Kinsey Kidney it's got a name bug. It's like any other they're like this should this should be called this Pringles spider Because it looks just like our mustache Pringle mascot and then you scroll down and you look at it You're like, yeah, it's hard to argue against this you click the article and you're like, okay Pringles Like what are we doing here? And then you see the bug and you're like, yeah, that is the Pringles. Have you seen the bug yet? Zach is a Pringles fighter. Just Google Pringle spider. It'll come up Zach said oh it looks like you painted a Pringles logo on a spider I don't know why they have to get it officially named like anyone that sees that spider is gonna refer to it as The Pringles spider and then that's how you colloquialize the name or whatever like it just becomes a Pringles spider They're giving away 1500 Pringles for people that will sign sign it Pringles like a lot. It wasn't a lot of number. I think they need like 1500 Pringles can't be single Pringles dude. That's what it's not a single Pringles, but like a thing Pringles if it's officially recognized by the Ereklut community Pringles said it will give away 1500 free cans to the first 1500 signatures. It's not like a crazy amount Like what would you do for a single free can of a Pringles? Nothing. Pay five dollars twice a year Someone earned it. They did earn it which is rare on this fucking dump Double entendre triple in half in half is an all-star You know what I wonder which one he's gonna be more excited about this and we're gonna go to LA and we're gonna see him play in The all-star game. Yes, we'll hang out them because the whole crew's going we're going to boomtown brewery during the all-star game You're welcome to join us if you're in LA. Just come on by There's a VIP event where you can meet all the friendly places and faces of John boy media If you want beforehand and then we're just gonna watch the game. So there's a link I think Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by the DraftKings sports book They are giving new customers a risk-free bet up to $1,000. That's right Make your first bet up to $1,000 And if it doesn't win you'll get another shot to cash in download the DraftKings sports book app now use promo code John boy make your first deposit and get a risk-free bet up to $1,000 That's promo code John boy only at DraftKings sports book minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply see show notes for details Paddington has a name as like a person you've seen the bear movie really you haven't seen Paddington the bear I have like the highest views on or the best rotten tomatoes grade Paddington to well best sequel I thought it was like number one movie all time Best sequel or best movie all time highest rated rotten tomato I'm not good at using the internet. I don't know how to find it fourth film to score 100 on rotten tomatoes in May on May 28th 2021 it lost the top spot to rush hour to Scali an image of Paddington. It's fun. It made me laugh. It's electric. It's kind of bill like me Would it lose it to citizen Kane fucking I don't care Yeah