 When your legs don't work like they used to before And I can't sweep you off of your feet I have nobody to bring to church I am so lost, so depressing Jopitos, you sound like a pregnant woman giving birth What are you doing sitting on the side of the street? Today's a miracle catch, and I have no one to invite to church There's always a way, you just have to be patient way for the right opportunity It's easy No, nothing's easy to take the twinkie from the fat kid I squished it, to pancake now He's dead I'm breaking up with you You'd like to come to church if you see me riding that Lamborghini How are you playing on getting that car? Don't worry Carlitos, I got this Oh this? This is nothing My car's breakdown? I use this one Yeah, 22's Ever told you how handsome you are What? I can take you to church in my car if you want Wait, wait for it, get back It's a slow song What is it with you twinkie? What is it with you twinkie? You come on I'm so lonely I have nobody Why am I singing the other song? Hold on, hold on, pull up your shorts Say I can take you to church in my car if you want And she's gonna be like Boy! Boy I got it Three, two, one, go Let's do that one scene Let's do that one scene now Come on Martin Oh god, I'm gonna get kidnapped with a skirt Y'all are Every day I go to church every day So I'm gonna get done and get all baptized And then sprinkle the holy water And then that's when Can I get a witness please? It does I get all baptized and then sprinkled out holy water And you're gonna do that Something like something Something when you see the trickling, you know what I'm saying Oh Jesus is my best friend You all know nothing Boy, I'll be praising that Lord I'm gonna just show you guys the way Okay stop, stop, stop, stop No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no