 Good morning Hank! It's Monday! It's Pizzamas! I only get to say good morning Hank. It's Monday once a year on Pizzamas. Hi, how are you? I'm good. Pizzamas is a two-week period where Hank and I make videos back and forth to each other every weekday to celebrate brotherhood and affection and pizza and e-commerce. Hey Hank. Uh-huh. Do you know why I haven't shaved since the book came out? Is it a luck thing? Nope. AFC Wimbledon? No! That's the business. I know. It is great. Thank you for noticing. Alright, we're in the DFTBA.com warehouse which means that we are with the Pizzamas stuff right now that is on sale only for the next two weeks. Hank, let's do a Pizzamas unboxing video. It's a haul. Oh! What is it? It's a Pizzamas sunshade for your car! Oh God. The great thing about this also is that it serves as a theft deterrent because nobody wants to rob this car. The Pizzamas hat! It's really good. It's all like subtle. We're not trying to throw it in your face. Does it look good with the mustache? And Pizzamas shirts. Alright. Every year we have a bunch of different designers do a Pizzamas design for us. So their take on Pizzatron. This is Lily Nishitas. This is Gibi John. Oh my goodness. That's the first time I've seen it. It's so good. Oh man. Oh the little mustache. Oh my gosh. Evan Palmer did this one. It's amazing. Oh my goodness. And then we've got this one. Drippy pizza face. Oh. Swerve. Oh boy. Thank you swerve. It's a big deal. Oh God. Hank this is the best year of Pizzamas ever. I know. These are Joey Choos. All these again. Available at df2e.com only for two weeks. Managing this project is one of my favorite things to do every year. Because I just get to tell designers to be weird and then the weirder it is the happier I am. Yeah you like this one? Oh. What do you think of this one? Mmm. I don't know who. Thought cafe. I think this is a gift that you give to me every year. It's the weirdest time of the year because we make daily videos for no reason other than to hawk. We heard Pizza John merch. All year round. And I'm very grateful for that. I'm going to run in for this. Oh my God it's my face as a piece of pizza. It's so meta. I love that everybody's worked the mustache in one way or another. Hank it's almost like my mustache is actually awesome and people like it. Everyone leave. We'll have a poll on the side of the video. Yeah. Tell us if you like John's mustache and want it to stay. I would say tell us that you like John's mustache and want it to stay. Whether. That. Pajama top. The pajama top. It's so comfy. See doesn't that look great? I feel ready for sleep. Professionally styled. That actually I have to say is. Your pecs look good. Thank you. It's incredible. I have been working out as you know. That is incredibly comfortable. Oh it's like a warm hug. And then there's this amazing sweatshirt which was designed by Beth Radlaw. It's so cozy. My kids are finally going to think I'm cool. We're just at the cusp of the beginning of the fidget spinner fan too. Right. Which is great thinking. This is a high quality fidget spinner actually. So those little faces on there. This is my last Pizza John surprise of 2017. I just want to say thanks to you and everybody at df3a.com for making this already a great pizza mess. It's a Pizza John shot glass. For your real pizza parties. For when you go pizza hearty. Oh God. It's great. I mean it's definitely a Pizza John shot glass and this marks the first time. I don't know. Nerdfighter is getting older. I guess it's okay. Yeah you can drink whatever you want out of it. That's true. Take a shot of Ovaltine. There's also a lapel pin pictured because we don't have it in stock yet. And John and I just spent a lot of time signing these. And then John spilled Coca-Cola on a bunch of them. Yep. Sorry about that. Those will be discounted but all the profits from the posters will go to the National Alliance for Mental Illness Nami. If you come up with a Pizza John cocktail for us. Virgin and alcoholic put it in the comments. We're going to select a top one that we like the most. And we're going to send all the pizza mess stuff to you. Hank and I will drink all of the suggestions. I think that's... And then we will make a decision. I think this was a terrible improvisation. Hank I'll continue to see you right now. But also I'll see you tomorrow. Okay. And the next day.