It's the infamous parlor scene, via Pride and Prejudice 1995. I have taken the blasphemous, precocious, liberty of adding my own subtitles of what the characters were really saying *between the lines* It was meant as a joke, and I hope the die-hard, sniping Jane Austen fans don't kill me. Hope you enjoy the super secret, special bonus song.
P.S. Kudos to those who get the Yu-gi-Oh Abridged reference. And cancer to those who don't get the Brokeback and Star Trek references.