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Hey, I got a lot from the the The Breakfast Club as well because you posted a specific clip But the overall interview that I did here was very well received a lot of people reached out to me I think this is because I mean we have conversation on the breakfast club We have open discussion here as well and people feel like they're in on the discussion Yeah, so they want to chime in but Eric Rivera is here, too He has a special on HPL called super white super white super white I haven't watched it yet, but I remember the commercial when you walked in with Ida because he just came in with Ida today And you say that's a special and I was like, yeah I think I've seen the promo for it and I just remember the name super white I was like, why does a Latino have a special called super white because I'm talking on topics of being Latino in America You know trying to assimilate but also keeping my culture at the same time got you know We live in a climate where it's kind of tough being Latino right now. Let's talk about this Do we have to assimilate? I don't I can't assimilate That's the narrative they keep throwing at us Like if you if you read these pieces like on the New York Times and like all these publications They say you got to assimilate to be in this country. We constantly hear oh, you got to speak English This is this is America. You gotta do this because this is America. Yeah, and some Latinos get scared Like I remember in my house. It was my father was like, oh, we only speak English We're gonna fit in don't don't try to rock the boat and my mother being from Guatemala and immigrant She was like, no, no, no, we're we're Latino. We're gonna we're gonna face this head-on. Yeah, maybe we're putting a negative Condition on the word assimilation then You got to sell out right no I mean yeah, cuz a lot of people it means being whitewashed We're selling out losing a sense of yourself and you know, we assimilate into a culture that is constantly Appropriating ours. Yeah, like that's the the confusing part like we're like we're trying to talk like them We want to move like them. We want to be seen like them and they get cornrows. They're making tortillas It's like it's really just they just it's a my fuck the brawn try to trademark taco fucking Think about the level of entitlement and privilege that's a white man shit to try to fucking trademark taco Tuesdays You know, it's so funny about the assimilation thing though. I feel like I I I want to double quadruple down on my blackness Well, you the thing the reality is though, you have no choice because you are black Yeah, Latin people run a spectrum of Colors and race, right? So there are some people that are blonde and blue eyes and they're like, I'm Latino You know and so they can assimilate and they you know, how many executives in Hollywood are white They and they're Latino But they rolling with the white people and then they oppress us of a darker hue So what are you doing your last name is right or you guys are Rivera? Man, you even you suffer. You gotta suffer. Yeah, really? Cuz as soon as you hand in any kind of script or anything they have and they had what that stereotype of what you should be Yeah, so they they fight you when you're like, no, this is why I am like now I can you can you put a sombrero on this? Can you tackle this up a little bit? And you're like, I'm I'm Puerto Rican and Guatemalan. I we don't even need tacos man Like I mean it takes a black woman to say to me. Come on. I'm gonna take you with me Yeah, cuz we don't do it. Yeah, you know, so fucked up that is true though because it's like It's it's they're trying to make you a stereotypical Latino based off what they think Latino is right. That's right You know what I mean when the reality is you should just let Latinos be Latinos and let them tell the stories They want to tell and tell the jokes that they want to tell like that's I like Diversity, I don't like looking at the same old shit I will be more prone to turn on your special because you're a Latino with the title super white right to hear what you're talking About cuz I want to hear your perspective. Yeah, but Hollywood doesn't want to do that Like even if you look at the track record of shows that have made it on air. Yeah for Latinos It's always been run by white guy There's white showrunners behind it white writers because they just don't I don't know if it's that they're scared of us telling Our stories or they don't trust it tell our stories. Yeah, they don't have white people don't I mean Latinos Don't move up in the hierarchy in Hollywood so we don't have showrunners We don't have writers Because of Oscars so white black people flip the table in Hollywood and created a space for themselves But the problem we have is that we're not a monolith, right? So we have white Latinos and they're like we're doing all right. We working with everything is good Why do you guys complaining about cuz they they have the white privilege and it's it's so disgusting with us We're always complaining about how we don't get shit always complaining You see the hashtags the brunches all of these the Hollywood bitches having these meetings and they talking about this and talking about that But the minute they get on they only fuck with other celebrities Or they want to fuck with white people and they don't create a way for new people. So that's why I'm over here That's why I'm over here because I really when I speak it I mean it and they don't do that they don't do that so it takes one the Sykes it takes Tiffany Haddish it takes Shaquille O'Neal to create a way for other people because Latinos are not doing it and yes Hollywood has a responsibility to it But so do we when we have power when we gain power We're supposed to throw the rope back and we don't do a good job Oh to who are the white Latinos? It's a lot of them You got Luis Eke who's half Mexican Thompson Gore is another one he's half, but he'll never claim it He says he's Argentinian. Yeah. Are y'all sure y'all want to claim Luis Eke at this moment. Not while is it? Is there any benefit to the whole black and brown thing no because you know like nowadays especially in radio because like, you know The Latino community is so big especially here in New York. So they'll be like make sure you say black and brown Right, is there any real benefit to that? I mean if we found solidarity if we found first of all when black people in In the civil rights movement Latinos benefited from that greatly and if you study Cesar Chavez and you study all of those people who really knew what was happening, you know You know, you have Latino saying oh immigrants built this country when we know that black people built this country Yes, there's there's power in solidarity. The problem with us is that We don't even know how to treat our own black people, right? You you hear people from Cuba the Dominican Republic is struggling right now with this Haitian crisis Haitian people are Afro-Latinos, too Which people don't know that they all say Dominicans are dislikes can Haitians. Well, I mean, they share the island We share the lineage. We share the blood the the colonizers that came there Does it matter if France colonized you versus Britain versus America? Somebody Rape your great-great-grandmother. You know what I mean? And so yeah, there's power in that We're the number one consumer market that supports everybody else Well, we don't our shows we got to go on Twitter and cry and ask people begging Because we don't watch our own shit. Yeah, what are the shows? I'm I promise you I'm so and that's a perfectly good question Yeah, you look across the networks There are no shows but like if you if you really like like one day at a time was on Netflix now It's on pop and everyone considers that a win, but I'm like name what channel pop is on Yeah, I'll give you a hundred dollars right now. You tell me what numeric channel that's on. I don't even know a pop it Glaciers is on Netflix. Yeah, that's right We got that one and then Jane the Virgin ended Jane the Virgin ended they try to NBC tries to sneak in like oh But you got super store cuz America Ferreras in it, but I'm like that's that's it Yeah, the only one I guess because I grew up watching so much Black content where Spanish people are always involved. Yeah, even when you listen to music like Wu-Tang would be like Butterpeak and reekin You know, I'm saying it just seemed like like Latinos will always We're always we're embedded in the culture here. We are more aware of our blackness on the East Coast Whereas in on the West Coast, there's a big divide between the black and brown community by design and so we we are it I mean It's so ridiculous like I saw this Presentation on Afro Latinos and they had the white Latinos they were trying to explain to these white marketing people what Afro Latinos was and they had the white Latinos and then they had the black the Afro Latinos and they had Zoe Saldana on the white page because It's it's exactly what the problem is. They think that once you hit it Now you part of them, you know You're not one of them anymore and it was very telling because I was like Zoe Saldana is not white on no day of the week She's not even she's not even her own skin color in movies. She got to be blue green I never even knew what Afro Latinos were till about five years ago. We were interviewing a Dacia Palanco Oh, yeah, cuz it's trendy now and she said the term and I was like, what is that? I really did not know I was like what is Afro Latinos and she explained what it was and like your people were killing me Like I was supposed to know that like because I mean that's bullshit That's just the fake the this fake culture that you and I talked about last time It's like everybody's just ready to jump on they ain't doing shit They are the the main people online complaining I have all these people, you know, like came after me because I said that the joke I did in Netflix about Latinos being racist. We not black and all this other shit But the thing is Afro Latino is a new thing. It's marketable. They're doing they said they're marketing to them Directly for hair products, right? They market for skin products Yes, because they know that there's something in the psychology of some of those people who don't want to outright and say we're black So they are they're gonna go ahead and say here. This is a hair cream for people who ain't all that black But kind of like, you know, there's a market in that so you think that Corporate America gives a shit about Afro Latino So the thing is the reason why you don't know what an Afro Latino was because you are well aware that of a black person So you just like that's just a black person that speaks Spanish. Yeah, I thought Afro Latino was a black father Latino mother Latino father black mother. That's what I thought it was which I'm sure I guess it is still right It's a cultural identity With people who identify with their African roots and they're those people who are sell-outs who want to say Well, we have European roots. We're they won't identify with the colonizer so much. I hear people talking about our pure Castilian blood. I'm like, we all do we all got banged up like it's just ridiculous But the truth is is that they had to figure out a term because when you see television and you see ads You never see black people who speak Spanish. They're they're never included And so somebody somewhere came along and said we have to create a space for these people Because they have a specific story because black American people are like y'all not black and then the Latinos are like, you're not white so they there's we're stuck in this middle place and I for one appreciate my African roots. It's sad man. Hollywood said Hollywood claims to be so progressive But they're so ass backwards because that's exactly like they have to find a box to put you in They have to find that label so they can understand you like that's that was the craziest thing for me moving out to LA You know, I did comedy here and in comedy you you funny you you move up Yeah, that's how it works and then you get out there. It's like, oh, what box can I put you in? You're gonna go do these Thursday case of deer shows Okay, you're gonna do you're gonna do chocolate Sundays because that's the only way I understand that that's why it's crazy Like you see like I don't go sell a show and instead of going Oh, we bought this family show from Fox on Fox It'll be like oh we bought this Latino family because they have to put that label on it to but to make sense to them I guess it kind of helps now though, right? Like I mean, I guess the identity politics that come with it because if everybody's looking for Spanish shows or Latino shows No, because then it pits almost it almost pitches into racism because then you will hear the white comics Oh, they only got that show because that's you. Boom. They check that box Oh, they got that show because they got a the black show they oh the Asian show That's that's why we're getting passed over. Yeah And then it becomes this whole dialogue of white comics and white actors like are we getting passed over for these roles But if you look on television like y'all are doing just fine still Ruin they run Both Ida, okay. God knows what he meant for you to say Both of those things at the same time And you know what's funny is that the the when they do the Latino shows, right? The Latin people don't watch it because there is no Latin market, right? They're you got Puerto Ricans Dominicans Guatemalans Nicaraguans and then they do these shows where they perpetuate the worst stereotypes about us And then wonder why we don't want to watch Millennials and progressive Latin people don't want to see themselves in that light, right? And and they would say that about black people years ago and then blackish comes along and then you know The the new Negroes come along and a different a different type of thought like the black lady sketch show and insecure where you're not Perpetuating the stereotypes and then people show up and they're like, oh, wow the black people who redo watch television Right. So now that's where we are. We're in this space where they want to do shows about us where we are, you know Oversexualized as women. We are struggling Puerto Ricans always got a struggle like they can't even play themselves on television Puerto Ricans have to play something else unless they in jail or they and you know on law and order Abandoning their kids. So it's like we have to live this reality that we got to create our own shit Like that's where I am now because we sitting around waiting on them And they not coming for us. It's so interesting because I think about growing up in like the 90s and like we always had great representation You had the Cosby show you had, you know, different worlds you have Martin and then you know prior to that You used to watch good times on rerun. So it was always like a balance You would see the struggling family, but then you would see the family. That's one of them Even I think about Latinos. I remember What was Lucille Ball's husband? That's the reason we've got multi-camp sitcom, but we don't have any sitcoms And that was so wild because he was married to house. He was white. Yeah, so why wasn't it a problem way back then? Like it would seem like it would have been more of a controversy back then And well, he's a white Yeah, if you know if you didn't open his mouth and you didn't know he was Cuban you would he wasn't a David Ortiz Latino He was Yeah, and it was in black and white I Was empowered at the time and empowered him did they ever explore that I never watched like I didn't watch the show Did they ever explore his his heritage on that show? I was he was always just at the club Dan at like dancing doing the songs they would cut to him like it was a problem because even if you saw the bedroom scene Like they never had the beds together, but that's all those shows though But for them especially it was just because he would be raping a white woman and they never had kids Yeah You stop watching after season one. I never watched that shit at all. He was why I used to see the black clips of it Yeah, but you know what's funny though. He was still on that show. He was a stereotype of a Cuban man He was always yelling loud. He was music He would he had a short fuse went into rapid fire Spanish and his his accent was always the butt of the joke So it wasn't like he was you know and listen for what he did God bless him, but it's time for things to change 50 years later. We still got so fever girls with the accent We can't break out of that. Yeah, you know what I was thinking too But what is the Latino story though? Like because you know with with black people the story is no, they know slavery, right? So it's kind of like that's For better or worse, it's American history. What is the Latino story? They learn it right now Yeah, I think everybody's got their own story Like you either got the immigrant story you got as bad as hard as hard as for people understand A lot of us are American born like I'm first-generation. I was born here So it's just dealing with everything now happening with this climate But there's no no outlets for us to tell that story of what's happening and how some of us are scared instead They want to constantly see a struggling. We got to be the help. We got to be the maid We got to be the landscaper, but like what about Us like right here. Is there any comedy to be found in that though? What's going on at the border and all you know what I mean? I mean, there's there's not it doesn't have to be comedy, but you know There the thing is the problem is that we lack a spectrum, right? So if we had a show that was a good comedy show We could have a show about the border and everything in between white people have that right white people have they have 30 rock and they have Grey's Anatomy and everything in between they even got honey boo boo, which is a balance So dynasty yeah, you see that foolishness, but there's a balance with us. We got three shows So anytime you put that imagery out there you fucking with our well-being because what happens is when you see a reflection of yourself in media That affects your subconscious mind and I people always like you get so you go into all this deep stuff It's true and every time and it affects the way people see you to look at what we have the problem We have in America with how they perceive young black men because and young black girls that that's why I didn't I didn't share Sharkisha because that feeds that you know I'm saying it these then they got a cop Strangling a 12 year old girl because that's what he thinks that black young black girls are and so it's no different when it comes to us We don't have a spectrum So of course we when we do shows about the border, but it'd be nice You know not necessarily find the human the border But also like she's saying find that spectrum because the middle America doesn't can't find those shows You can't find pop they might not have Netflix to watch mystery glazes, but you're hearing our president go on and like oh They're rapists. They're drug dealers and this they're creating the narrative And then they watch TV and we know where to be found except as the help or narcos or some crazy Shit so that's what so now that's the image they have in their head. Yeah, Tino's are all bad people. Yeah So how do y'all go about changing that narrative creating your own shit You have allies and I say Tiffany's name all the time and people are like well in addition to being my friend She she and I are gonna are producing a half-hour sitcom based on my life right now because she knows the importance Actually, and I did the deal before her she came along and she was like now We got to make sure that this gets done work because They she she was she's so proud of the fact that she put a Puerto Rican woman on Netflix No continues. Okay. She's so It's hard to do this without without you poking fun Talking about the Latino struggle in Hollywood and just in life and life in general you got what You think that's if you would have that mindset if she didn't grow up in LA I Think Tiffany had LA got the black Mexican thing. Yeah, but I think she has that mindset because she's highly intelligent Right a good business woman. She also is Made up of the good stuff. She's good on the inside and she knows that so the thing I think one thing is that me humanizing a Latin person to her We have such a parallel story with our mothers our siblings with the oldest sibling We raised our siblings our mother's suffer with mental illness. We both were raped. We both had We had so many things in common that she was like this shit is a this shit I'm gonna do it me being black and you being brown. I got to do it. We ain't got no money Yeah, yeah, it's just a story. It's a everybody can wreck everybody can relate to struggle in some ways before a good come-up story Absolutely, so I think for her it's you know, she looked at flame flame would never ever Nobody was gonna come get cuz flame is a transgender a problematic transgender person, right? Because that's what they call them The fact that we say him and he's like I'm cool with that and if you say her he says I'm cool with that too You can call me there. You can call me whatever you want and transgender people got very upset and they were like You're not using the pronouns. You're very problematic. How could you agree with Kevin Hart? But I'm of the school that everybody's got a right to their perspective based on their own life views Flame is a black man from South Central Los Angeles This is a show that you guys are the flame who's flame flame is one of the specials that Tiffany produced Oh flame is a comic. We need to have flame on. Yeah Dragon no flame on flame on human torch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I would have flame on. Yeah, let's have one I didn't even know this is her on I don't know. Oh connect cuz flame wants to be on flame wanted to Flame wanted to respond to the Malik Yoba thing Yeah, cuz he was talking to me about flaming I was like, yeah, I bet you he got a great perspective on And he was like he texts me that day and was like I gotta get on so I can speak on it because Flame has one of the best hearts in the game Yeah, flame is like one of the realest people you'll ever meet and I respect that because Flame was like I still get pulled over by the cops and I'm still a threat cuz I'm six Plus and I'm a black man. They don't they just see a black man with a wig on suspicious You look suspicious my guy You just do you look suspicious. Yeah, you're riding around with a wig I mean, we don't not nobody knows that your transgender so they actually probably Pull you over and talk to you. I mean, but just if I'm a cop and I'm watching you and you're driving by with I'm like, all right Put the blue lights on see something say something. I'm serious. You can't see why that would happen Don't you think you just think it was like a ugly chick if you were driving I'm glad you don't I don't think you would know the gender the person in the car. I don't know I got to see him with the wig on I got to see how it looks on right, you know, I mean Yeah, it made me if it looks like okay flame. That's your thing But some people throw the wig on and you like come on. It's crooked You know, I'm saying it's your first time, you know, yeah, I'm surprised that you're not saying that I You know you what what you know explain I might agree with what you're saying. No, I just like that You know, you say things that white people are scared to say now Fair enough. Yeah, fair enough. I think a lot of people are scared to say anything I just saw a white man screaming nigga and Popeye. So I know white people ain't scared People get murdered look I think that they're paying for the people get murdered cuz isn't that Advertising is that not the best advertisement? How much the cost of murder somebody? Think about it right if you're at exec and you already didn't care what people if people live or died right because you're selling them these Greasy-ass chicken sandwiches. They're all getting like cholesterol. They'll die later You spend five hundred dollars or a thousand dollars kill one person over chicken sandwich, right? I Gotta try the chicken sandwich. I think Popeye is sponsoring the exploratory. It's not Popeye. He's not really he's not the guy who owns it He was the logo for Popeye chicken That's all I'm saying is like the drama is the best thing You know the drama is the best thing to sell it. That's what I would do Everybody wonder like why is this champ sandwich this fucking good? You know people fighting each other the white guys fighting each other I love it in the in the drive-thru in the drive-thru. I loved it This is the best thing that could possibly happen. It's an American consumer craze. This happens all the time I don't know why we're acting like this Yo fighting over it for anybody who thinks this is a black thing Okay, wait until black Friday, and they have those sales at midnight. That's why they call black Friday cuz we act black I Don't white people trampled remember they This is where the capitalist country and that's just the latest American consumer craze It happens all the fucking time whether it's concert tickets whether it's sneakers They do this shit in New York all the time whatever you having like those those Restaurant weeks and shit like that. What happened line be out the fucking down the block. Yeah, but what's that cake place in Jersey? Cake cake man and some shit. They did a cake boss cake boss. That's might be down the block Let's have a meeting right now. Like we need a fist fight bro Chick-fil-a. Oh, would you not would you not would you not? I already gave Chick-fil-a They made that what it beat this shit out of him. What do you do? He said the n-word he said the n-word and Popeye's walked out all tough He went down the line when he just said you're an n-word. You're an n-word. No, it was arguing He I don't even know what how it started, but they was arguing He was just like a few n-words and then he was like get out my way in word and stormed out And I respect the people in there. They didn't tear up the Popeye's. They waited till he got outside And then they whipped his ass Put the jingle on at the end Another great advertisement for Popeye's man That's the best dude that is the bed and think about it's like you could even go this chicken sandwich doesn't even cause the It is like if you need to beat someone up immediately after you could do it Whereas other chicken sandwiches will tire you out after and I'm gonna tell you what else is good about that clip They stole his sandwiches Tell them your caption it was good. It was good verb noun usage The black guy's beating the white dude up and he goes who you calling a nigga nigga Proper verb noun use I never learned verbs and nouns and that kind of stuff, but my mom's an English teacher, okay? But I think that's great and I support it 100% and Papa should not be held liable like they talked about they should pull the sandwich No, they shouldn't Cuz it's good. I'm not responsible for how people acting lying over my sandwich, right? I'm not no Ridiculous that's like when they tried to pull the cartoon because of peanut allergies I think it was peanut rabbit and he makes fun of another little animal because he can't eat a certain fruit or something He's like, ah, you can't and because all he's shaming him because of his food Kids allergic to nuts. I'm like, I don't care. Do you believe that for real? Is that real? Oh, yeah, but my man blew up like he was turning into an incredible Hulk I was like, oh, I fucked up and did you give it to him because you're like you didn't believe that he was really allergic? No, he was at that age like so once they hit one you're supposed to introduce new foods And I was doing something I had a little peanut butter. He go look at and then I look and his face started blowing I was like, I don't know allergies are not real A lot of things I don't think are real though Tell me the allergies. I'm like The nothing, you know, you know James Madden. Yeah, okay And but he is like a deathly ill peanut allergy Yeah, like to the point where like he can't even shake hands with somebody who's been holding peanuts Or be on the fucking plane something like if they open a peanuts on the plane since it's a Get peanuts anymore now they get pretzels and biscotti Biscotti is such a trash fucking cookie man. How did this how did this make it this fall your people? We don't have food barely We're still on cabbage. I love when white people get blamed for white people stuff. They pulled out their nationality Puerto Ricans and Dominicans fighting about the same patch of land for the last Not to have a Scotland tattoo on his neck. You don't get to be us I'm out. Is that true though? Yeah, there's Scotland people repping the tattoo. I'm better. My name is Andrew That's the st. Andrews flag of Scotland your name ain't Puerto Rica Why people do that and it's so funny cuz Well, we have pride when white people have pride of where we're from There's nothing wrong with being white I'm like, no Scottish Not why nobody's a culture nobody looks at you and says there's only one scottis person they ever respected in America brave heart Roddy Roddy Piper No, I'm saying there's a difference between What you what your skin is and what your race is and like what culture you come from like Italians have a lot of pride in Italian culture black people okay with that Prest in America are proud of their culture Latina say again a Scottish guy who's married to a Latino My her and my daughter go to school together and they trick-and-treat together and it was so funny cuz on Halloween He had the the kilter on and I just thought he was you know, it was Halloween He was like nah, I just came came back from home. That's right. He literally had to kill respect our culture Like he walked around back by the kill Another one's been white. I'm not one of these guys like apologizes for some shit that I didn't control That's why I fuck with him and they'll bring in the most unapologetically white man. I know fair enough fair like now You should walk on stage to oh Danny boy I Different from most whites though cuz he's in from Manhattan You know and I think when you're from Manhattan and you grew up in a certain era like you're just around too many cultures You know everybody's full shit. It's like every like it'd be so funny like my woke friends Like my book Spanish and black friends would be like making fun of the Chinese delivery guy I'm like word. Yeah You're gonna do the Chinese voice to the delivery guy's face Thank you for the food really I want I don't fuck with anybody who refers to themself as woke. Oh my yes, that's the worst kind All these people need some sleep go to sleep Check your daughter's pussy like that Bills and we'll talk about that cuz I really thought you said check your daughter's pussy They're acting like T. I was checking it himself Professional to check it and hello it come back Other than your absolute best friends Who could you ask to bring you red wine at 4 p.m? 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Do you want to play the clip? Do we have the clip Taylor? Oh, you guys watched a clip played it. You didn't see it. No. Oh, yeah No, no, no, listen when I was when I was on the plane I was on the plane yesterday and when I landed yeah, I saw ti was the number one trending topic with 1.5 million tweets my heart immediately drop. I was like, yo, what happened to tip. Yeah, I really thought something bad happened I'm like, you know much 1.5 million tweets So I clicked on it to see what the fuck happened Yeah, and I saw and I was like, yo people really don't have shit better to do bro I'm a conspiracy theorist. So I think that's cuz he endorsed Bernie Yeah, he endorsed them on the on the view he did he did he went hard and everybody was looking at him like this and I'm like all of a sudden. He's on he's trending every couple of days. You think they're trying to discredit him They're trying to make them seem like because the people who follow Bernie are very progressive. Yeah, and that's not a Progressive thing, you know like according to progressives Violating about the body of a woman, you know, whatever the fuck they they saying over there Well, say what he did So this is one time I think this might have been after a 16 birthday and this is what we do like, you know, right after the birthday we celebrate Usually like the day after the party She's enjoying her gifts. I Put a sticky note on the dope So so look right so we'll go, you know, I mean we'll go and It sit down we'll sit down and the doctor come and talk and you know doctors maintain the high level of professionalism He's like well, you know, sir. I have to you know in order for me to share information. I say danger They want you to sign this I need to know if your hymen's still there. So we can Share information. Do you have anything that you would not want me to know? Okay, see doc. Ain't no problem. You are the worst So dear, right? Yeah, they come and say, okay Well, I just want I just want you to know that There are other ways besides six that the hymen can be broken bike riding Athletics horseback, right? Just other other forms of athletic physical activity. Is she an athlete? No She'll ride no horses. She'll ride no bike. She'll play no sports man. Just check the hymen, please My results Moral of the story is ti has his age is not his 18 year old daughter because she was 16 at the time Tia has his 16 year old daughter's hymen checked to make sure she's still a virgin. Yeah, what was that on? Nobody was mad at them hoes in the background Apologize today ladies like us podcasts. Okay. Yeah, they apologize today. Okay. Oh, sorry for calling them Let's start with the woman. No patriarchy here. Go ahead. Yeah, go. No, my thing is okay So that would be very patriarchal many things to unpack to let the woman go first to allow the woman to go first As if we have this ability to allow them. We're not allowed Now the patriarchy that is you're right, but I believe in the patriarchy. So And you know, I call them hoes lovingly, but I this is the thing I I've checked my daughters for my daughter my daughter's hymen before I'm surprised that women that were in the clip No, I took it to the doctor. Okay, and I'll tell you why the the fact that he The day we're laughing and didn't know that you can break your hymen by horseback or bike or an exercise Gymnastics, I got a wife. I took a SoulCycle class broke my hymen This is what I was what I was gonna say first I took my I took my daughter to the doctor and I had her checked because I my daughter's very quiet she keeps everything to herself and There was some things going on at her school and I wanted to make sure she hadn't been sexually assaulted And I know she wouldn't she wouldn't tell me so I had a reason for doing it because I have been sexually assaulted And it's it lives in my head But you know the first of all I'm tired of everybody minding everybody everybody else is fucking business and household, right? Like we people have got the odd fault though. No, of course. He didn't have to share He didn't have to keep that to himself. That's that's that's really the mistake I think he made he should have kept family business in the house true But he still can he still can run his house of whatever however he wants and say whatever he wants And he doesn't owe it to anybody you can disagree with him What you can't do is say you have to go away because I don't agree Yes, that that's where we are and the thing is like this is I'm just gonna say this because we live as people of color We live in nuance right that was imposed on us Right like when Kevin Hart said what he said about his son and people were so upset and they were like he needs to go He's been canceled the reality of us grew a lot of black and brown people grew up and people in households That were taught that homosexuality was bad because we were taught that through Christianity Right, and so they put that on us and now the white people who told us that this is this is wrong And you're gonna burn in hell are not condemning you for saying this is wrong And that's why I have a problem with all of this We're not the same white people like a lot of white people grew up in those households as well Yeah, because they were indoctrinated by religion as well poor thing told y'all talk about the religion. Yeah, y'all came Welcome to the club Y'all wrong for thinking like that So if we never have an opportunity to have a real conversation about things now because of this, right? So ti can't even sit down and have a real conversation about this because there are a bunch of feminists now Who are like holding their ears and they're like we cancel them We don't want to hear that feminism movement don't have shit to do with us because it does not include us So don't don't women of color women of color It's built on our backs and then used to exploit us when it when it's beneficial And it really isn't about us And so now you want to scream and cry to ti about what's going on with his daughter But you don't want to scream and cry about tamir rice and that's why I don't want to hear that shit You know, it's so interesting about the ti thing. Um, like it is it is a chance to have so many great conversations You could talk about fatherhood. You could talk about, you know, patriarchy But the one the wildest thing to me is we give fathers Shit for not being in their kids life. Yeah, but now you have a father Even if you think he's being overprotective He's that involved a man taking his daughter to the gynecologist and actually being concerned that she's not having teenage sex What is this? My house my rules that she's 16 my house My rules that's what my mom would say. That's what my dad would say if you don't want to live here You don't like them go go you could leave you could go get a job But you like living in ti's house and we don't part of ti's house the requirement is having a hymen I'm sure there's other chores that you also have to do but that's part of it You got to have a hymen and we're gonna check for the hymen one hymen minimum one hymen minimum I don't like you can tell your kid not to smoke weed, right? Don't put weed in your body. You could tell your kid not to put alcohol in your body You could tell your kid not to put sugar. I had friends that like they weren't allowed to eat sugar as a kid That's how protective their parents work. You could tell your kid not to put dicks in her body if you want I think it's crazy. What daddy is it? I got three daughters I'm trying to keep them from fucking for as long as possible. That's your job as a dad Yes dicks out of your daughter. Is that a chris rock bit? I think something like no chris rocks that keep him off the pole keep off the pole You have to say off the pole in reality TV now But it is a common theme right and like men in stand-up having this bit Like I got to keep my daughter from fucking and why is it a common theme because it's a truth We all feel to feel of a daughter or I got two sons. You have two sons So you you got to keep your son's dicks and other people's daughters By the way, you don't want that either though because how old is your son? He's seven and three That conversations in the in the horizon. Absolutely. But when they become teenagers You got to have the same conversation with them because you don't want them to get somebody pregnant because guess we've got to take care of that You And my mother raised me with like if you get someone pregnant you at the house Absolutely You're gone But I think there's a greater conversation that we can have because there's a lot of misinformation in that clip Because like with latin girls, there's the thing that that is told to like Cuban girls is like I'm a virgin in my vagina, right? So they're having anal sex. They're having oral sex That's a Catholic school That's a Catholic school. That's what I'm saying though. It's like we're we're misinforming people, right? So then this is there's so much to unpack here. What would you rather? Oh Would you have your daughter be a virgin but like have had anal? No, what I'm saying is that I'm asking We put so much emphasis on the hymen as a result of being sexually active that we're missing the fact that they can Be messing around with a guy which also fucks with your self-esteem if you're not ready Which also sends mixed messages to you We can and then you they're doing all kinds of other things or saying My hymen is not there because I was on a bike or on a horse and having sex and getting pregnant and getting std's So I think that the bigger issue here is a lack of Information on sex education, right? Like because well clearly those girls know a lot about sex education, right? If they're doing anal and all that other take the white man's religion. Yeah, all right You take that goddamn bible you put it in front of your daughter and you tell us you're going to hell She had premarital sex How many hell marries How many hell marries? What I'm saying is that when you do have sex you say take the bible but in according to the bible you get forgiven for your sins Right, you go sunday. Yo, how is the bible though? What idiots? Would it be christian? Like you could literally the day before you die just go. Yo, I'm christian Yeah I really think god is up there laughing every time somebody gets up there You really thought you was getting in with all that bullshit you didn't If god's jewish or muslim, you're right, right? So hell's empty Hell is completely I would like some forgiveness Bullshit man. I um, but it's a genius system think who wouldn't get on board with that Yes, you would love to know that you could do whatever the fuck you wanted to do I mean whatever the sin you wanted to commit death bed on your death bed repent I'm getting into heaven. What doesn't matter. What's in the book? Yeah, it doesn't matter because oh, I didn't repent this day. Well, my bad It's my bad. Yeah, and it is an amazing like isn't that what we do in life life is my bad. Yo I showed up late today. Not bad I just think Yeah, I just think you know with the ti situation By the way, I know I wish it was that easy because if we could just say my bad, there would be no cancel culture Right, you know, we could just say hey my bad. I'm sorry. I fucked up It would be no cancel culture, but that's not the case because now they judge your apology. Now. It's like The fuck that's why you got to do it the trump way, right? Like you accused trump or something or like the news accused trump or something, right? And then he just makes the same accusation on the person that accused him, right? But it's genius. It's like so like the the biden The what is it biden was like you did this fucked up shit in ukraine and he was like, oh, where? What's your son doing ukraine china and and china but ukraine he was getting paid like 80 grand a month Is this shit on a board? Yeah, Trump's a little more genius than that. I'm gonna tell you why okay Because trump says this what I want to do american people. I want to read the call on live television Bro, nobody's sitting through that shit So even if he doesn't do it the fact that he says I want to really call on live Tell me let me know that my guy must be telling the mom Yo, you grab him by the pussy, right? You said that shit about grabbing by the pussy What do you say in the fucking debate? He goes, you know what? I was saying that shit and those were just words But you know who wasn't just words This woman's husband who's right here. Those are the four girls that he raped in the front row Floor seats Bro, this is how you deal with this shit. You never apologize. Hilary's mouth gets so dry in that moment But I got thirsty. I thought you said I fucked Hilary's mouth so dry I really thought that's what you said. Who would fuck Hilary and not write a book? Fam come on, dude. This dude is unbeatable right now trump Wow, that's coming from a latino. He is the Mayweather politics Nobody's gonna beat him. No, who? Who? I'll say that. I don't even speak that into the universe The only thing that they can do is he's Bernie. That's the only thing that can And that's why they dropped that Popeye's chicken sandwich to get it out of here his heart can't handle that shit In 2016, he would have been the one 2016 not now. I don't think Bernie can do it, bro. Who is it? I don't think the democrats have nobody I mean, listen, honestly and people get mad at me when I say this But I think senator Harris is the best bet but it's not gonna happen. She's not she doesn't she's not polling anymore She's polling really low. They really what they really did they got gas lighting has become a norm, right? So now everything well, Tulsi got her out of there Well, she had a bad record according to some people I mean, I just thought because after the first debate Kamala was on fire Yeah, she just didn't keep that momentum up the second and third to me I think the second one is when Tulsi came at her. I think it was the second one Yeah, and then after that it was kind of it was all downhill from there No, it wasn't the second one. It was the third one because the second one she just came out kind of like Shooking away. She was playing prevent defense. She's like, I'm body and motherfuckers. Let me just come out here and be okay I let all these guys fight amongst each other. The thing about her is the reality of a black woman Just like Michelle Obama and Barack She can only go so hard because if she goes too hard Then she is she becomes the angry black woman. So she's she's always teetering that line be the angry black woman She's a lot of the angry black. We have to get to the point where we We have to absolutely we got to get to the point where we're like an angry black woman Julian Castro, all he said was like, yo, you just said this and they're like, look at this dude. This disrespectful latino She has a reason to be coming at people Latinos be disrespecting bro. I feel like I'll be disrespectful bro I spoke to him about that this morning by the way, Julian Castro I was trying to bait him to say that uh, Joe Biden has to mention and um I asked him about that. I was like, yo, I was like, yo, you said on the stage that he you know Couldn't remember what he remembers. He's like, oh, I didn't mean it in that way I was just saying that you know, he forgot and then we started talking about medicare and he was like, you know In Joe Biden, he's you know, he's leaving out 10 million people and I was like, are you saying that he's forgetting about People he would not say forget to save his fucking life. Good skin though on that guy. Great skin. Good skin. Thank you He's toxin. No, no, that's just natural. That's natural. Yeah, man. Good. It's like a it's like the natural latino brown glow But then he's got like a like the white glaze Yeah, Nancy Pelosi is toxin but not she looks like a candle That is a weird-looking lady That is a weird-looking lady. Why does she get to talk? She got it fresh when she was like when she did that whole thing If you look at that video and then look at a recent video, you can see the difference like it's so Yes, there's no movement this her whole head. Yes, really really funny. She got Botox. No email. Yeah, she gets it Listen, we're not off the hymen though No, we're not off the hymen. Let me tell you something. Hymen is a dope word. Doesn't feel like it should be in a chorus There's a great restaurant in Charleston, South Carolina called hymen seafood I actually have a table in hymens. They have my name plate on a table in hymen seafood But in Charleston, South Carolina, go to hymen. This is a big torrid attraction People in Charleston don't really like it anymore. A seafood restaurant with hymen. Doesn't that sound? Sounds like you need to go to the gynecologist I But you know, I you know what I think ti was lacking in this whole situation What's that and I know I've been having these conversations I started it last week about just the sacred masculine and the divine feminine Like, you know, you have to have both to be a whole balanced human. I think he was just lacking Some divine feminine traits, you know, I mean It sounds a very toxic. How do we get more feminine? Well, okay It's how do I get it out of me? Is it my hymen? Oh, I need to pop it I have it. I have it here for you. That's what it is. These are the masculine qualities. I think ti was displaying. Okay logic We are logical and reasonable people Action we're actionable people too. We get busy. Oh, we're not giving them a credit He let her have a birthday cake presence and then took it to the guy. It's not like he did it during the birthday And at the gyno, he was being firm That being firm very true and and I would even say a little bit of survival Right, because he just wants to make sure she's okay. His daughter's okay Who wouldn't trade a birthday party with all those gifts for a hymen check? A ti birthday party? A ti birthday party I'd let him. I'd let him give me a prostate exam Facts! A ti birthday? For the gifts he got his daughter. Now, these are the divine feminine qualities I think you should have had to create the balance, right? All right, let's see. Uh, nurturing. Kind of gay, bro Being gentle Emotional Inpatience. These are all pretty gay, bro. I think he would have had those divine feminine qualities with that Because sacred masculine can easily look like toxic masculinity when you don't have that divine feminine to balance it Can we be more feminine without being so gay about it? Do you think that's the thing like that's a uh, that is a that's a male archetype Right. Yeah, male archetype is me saying me being nurturing And and having emotions and somebody saying oh, that's gay because based off based off false male archetypes that society is giving So how do you nurture masculine? Well, how do we know he didn't have those qualities? We have we heard from the daughter because all we're hearing is a clip and the daughter was like jumping to judgment Oh, no the daughter liked mad tweets of people like Oh, you can't go against the brand We're supposed to be the patriots, you know what I mean like nothing gets out nothing gets out here Now the daughter was like in tweets. I mean listen. I'm sure that she's she's 18 now She can make her own decision. She'll get rid of her time that ti was doing this. She was 16 years old I'll be damned if I'm not in my house Fucking playing prevent defense, too You're talking about a group of people That a family that has had the reality of a young a young mom, right? Because tiny had a child Very young very good point. So that because you live with that reality because that's my reality My daughter broke the cycle, right? So you people don't people it's easy to get on twitter and say, oh you people are you don't know our life You don't know their life You don't know the pain and the hardship and the struggle and that's what every parent wants to do is to protect their children From that so at the at the root of this is fear, right? And we don't we want to condemn and demonize but we don't realize that this man Is just afraid that one false move one bad move can fuck up his daughter's life And he's trying to prevent it and that's his perspective And he's entitled to that because that is a result of his reality and his life And everybody wants to take that shit away from you now The question is like how much prevention and can you do right? I think I think that's really you can't prevent No, no, no meaning like um like how much of a goalie can you be right? Like how much is too much? So so checking a hymen we might sit here and go, that's totally fine But if you said to your daughter, she's not allowed to leave the house ever we'd probably go Ah, that's a little extreme. She'll sneak him in. What if that overprotective in this came from her sneaking out? What if what if what if ti found out his daughter was sneaking out and going to meet some little boy? So he was being overly protective because of that. We don't know that's a good point Maybe she got hymen dripping all over the place I don't know right from her nights out and then he's like We're tired of you say again ti will fight you I know what he's talking about There's hymen all over the fucking couch You're talking about somebody's daughter Andrew Andrew Understand you're talking about somebody's daughter. I am Let's call tip right now. I am 100% supportive of checking the hymen. Yes I'm presenting a scenario In which it would make you want to check the hymen. I don't know if I'm in support of checking the hymen Listen, the other thing is there's the one thing we keep talking about is pregnancy, right? That's the fear like a lot of times That's the fear There's a miss a Severe misinformation problem that we're having here and miss education because a lot of people are scared She won't get pregnant. She's in you can get some shit. You can never give back Yeah, you get a disease Yeah, you know what I mean like people that and if you're having oral sex Yes, not kids. Yes They have the high teen year olds have heard I thought you did it You saw kids in high school. Yes, you seen euphoria. I didn't see euphoria. Well same shit. What's happening? What do they got this kids? It's just a tv show. Whoa starring a latino. What is in there? I told you y'all in shit. Oh, she's black and white. I'm sorry. That's latina Can't we all get along technically you guys are proof Who's the happiest people latinos? They're the mixture of all of us. Why don't we follow that lead? This is actually a good point Right aren't latinos. You're the mixture of like natives blacks whites asian. We got you got asian in there How the fuck did they get over? I don't know man There's no way. Well, philippinos the spanish went over there You guys don't have asian in you. Yeah, there's some really countries yet Cuba has a whole city called The orient and it's all asian people who are cuban god. I love how blatant latinos can be They're asian dominicans have a lot of asians too. I was watching a soccer game mexican soccer game and the the opposing team was japanese And uh, the guys calling the game. He was a professional broadcasters, right? They scored a goal. He goes Whatever it was, but he just calls them chinese because that's just the asian term Yeah, but that's that's incorrect because that's calling all of it's racist. Yeah, I know that's the point I'm making Yeah, right on television My uncle has met to a philippina his son they call him And you're like, I don't think you can say that but all right, but the chino at least for my friends What they've told me was it's more about an eye structure. Yeah, so they're they're like latino dude They're like or chicks that Aren't at all asian, but they have And they're called my brother chino chino. They call him chino. Yeah, even though he's not chino at all He's just got the eyes Also, it's based on chino. It's like it means slanted eyes It doesn't mean slanted means china, but they're like, well, that's how they look so they look like that They're not a guilty culture, right? I assume there's not a lot of like guilt maybe sexually but outside of that Like with race and stuff. Why do they have guilt sexually? But it's really interesting what happens is when you're a little bit of everybody You don't have to feel guilt on behalf of the other people like white people. We have to walk around with this guilt I'm sorry when my ancestors Like nobody knows you're a little bit of everybody We don't know that latinos are a little everybody. Look at these guys. I'm saying when you see You know, like by the way, if the police pull ergo, but they don't give a fuck. I'm a little bit everybody Your name latin is revero Not the car That's the police to them what i'm saying is is is i'm assuming latinos to the world is like You don't have to feel guilty on behalf of these other cultures that you have inside you already never knew that Right, well, it depends on which latinos you're talking about because if you go to argentina that they all They swear to italy, you know, they're like lean hard into that shit like hilarious Yeah, they got their own little you said you that you didn't agree with the hymen No, I didn't agree with the hymen only because like we know that the hymen can be broken in other ways So even if you get in the hymen check that don't mean that you know She's a she's a virgin like you know the hymen could be the hymen could be broken. She could still be a virgin You believe that that's what girls say when they got their hymen popped by some dude Like I was horseback riding. What did tiny have to do? That's right. He were Every girl virginity I took said they was horseback Right I'm just wondering where where how many virginities you got Well, you know your number I think I only have Two yeah, because you felt white girls, right? That's hard to find How dare you talk about my white queens like that? No too, but Say again, I took a white girl virginity before and how was it? I don't know. I was we was young. You just thought you did Because you black oh you believed it. She's like oh that hurts Well, you know black just got bigger dick so white. Yo, do black guys have bigger dicks than white guys Outside of porn dicks. I gotta ask. I I text one of my friends for real. Oh, you never been with a white guy No, you've never been with a white guy. I like to look. I like to disgust in your face when you said no, hold on Ida Hold on Let's get to the bottom of this like a white man never has been able to You better sell white men like that pop by a sandwich you guys wait, so wait, why why haven't let me stand up A whiteness right here You know what kind of pansies are dick Oh So wait, you've never been with a white ever I like that you pronounce the h on that You've never been with a white never once not even on a date And we make out good, huh Yeah, you guys we're a good maker outers with the ones that have lips My mom looks like a bird bro Bro when I kiss her other cheek, it's hard like it penetrates. It's like bone You know, I've never understood the stereotype of white women giving great hate second I've understood the stereotype of white women giving great hate. It's more about like, um The things they'll do around it, you know what I mean? Like it's the you know when it comes to food like plating isn't very important They're like handles is pokerine. They're doing everything. That's a whole experience. All right, you got a girl He smelled like the vanilla fragrance. You go, oh, yeah, I remember that time PTSD dude, I forgot Eric said he's married to a white woman. Yes, I know that I'm telling you white girls will do different shit with with with head like I had a white girl once You know when they put like a caramel Like thing on an ice cream cone and it kind of like wraps around in a circle I don't know how do you what it was that swirl caramel swirl, but on the outside But she did a caramel swirl around my dick with saliva That's not sexy. It's just a high level of difficulty. Yeah, I appreciate the high level of difficulty. She must have had a cold You're really ruining this for me. Okay, I didn't put it together at that time. The baby has a cleanse for that No, she'll see him off to clear that right up. She definitely had a flu. She definitely had a flu Now that now I look at it, but that's another thing white girls will do suck your dick on a flu. So Does anybody think about That's a joint flu game I wonder where um tight what tiny has to say about this. Like why is it she taken to the gynecologist? Well, that's not her daughter Oh, that's ti's oldest daughter from somebody else. Oh, I see. I see. I guess she is I think she's the oldest. I mean, I don't I could be wrong, but I know the oldest is already Oh, so maybe that is ti's daughter and ti and tiny's daughter I don't know. I don't see a problem with it. That's the other just the baby was having But it's like something you do with your daughter is that you take her to that doctor What if you're busy? If we're so busy if we're trying to if we're trying to get rid of roles and all that shit Black man can't win bro. Why can't a father take a daughter to the gynecologist? That's like me saying yo, you can't take my son to football practice. Yeah, no, no, I'm not saying that I'm just black man can't win bro. I was interested in knowing what she had to say about it. You either out You're an absent of the two invested like come on now I think it's men period, but I do understand what you're saying when you say black men I just feel like I said that you have father Wait, man, we don't check our daughter's hymen so future gets shitted on all the time for For not being in this child's lives So they say that's a good thing on it on allegedly. Yeah, but then when you see somebody like ti Overprotective overly involved. He's doing too much You're not gonna tell me I'm doing too much when it come to my daughter You know I'm saying I'm not trying to control her body I'm just trying to control niggas dicks from being inside it until she's a Age where she can decide to do her own thing. I wish I could say that sentence That was a beautiful Because that's how I feel it when you the way you said it is how I feel it Yeah I got three at the house. What I got three A member of the lgbtg community No, you missed it. It was a tank thing. You know tanks tgt tanks group tgt. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm white I know did you did you forget? Yeah, I thought you were scottish He does like a bagpipe so do we think ti was wrong Was ti wrong? Um, I don't I mean who am I to say anybody's right or wrong But what I did think that it was an inappropriate conversation to have in a public setting because It compromises somebody else Like that young woman has to live with that and and I think that he was he was so like Not smug, but it was like jokie jokie and it was a laugh And that that's probably what triggered a lot of women and pissed them off because this man is here talking about like Yeah, that's that's my daughter and this is how we do it and it sounds like some shit that happens in iran You know So I just think that that was what what was probably but what he actually does with his daughter That's his business and and and by the way, I I agree with you Ida, but also she's 18 She just started college clearly. He raised her right That's it. You know what I'm saying? You haven't heard of her being in no trouble or anything like clearly He raised her right can just so clearly he's something he's doing is absolutely correct But now she's walking around that campus and people like that's fucked up trying to try that Like he shouldn't have been to talk about it You know how many things you say on a podcast that nobody ever listens to or hears 1.5 million tweets there it is and that's when I checked it when I was at whatever time that was So just imagine if somebody if if there there's a trending topic a national trending topic of tweets surrounding your dig That boy girl for the rest of the life is gonna be the hymen girl. That's any where she goes I think that's like that's the not cool part. Yeah. Yeah. That's the only thing I'll say that tip was wrong And like you leave family business in the house because now he didn't reality show about his family He's used to sharing his family with the world. That is true Yeah, but sometimes those people blur that line and they forget and they just oh, I'm just speaking freely freely Yeah, you know and they forget what they're doing And everybody on that show is is is volunteering to be on that show, right? Like he didn't she didn't volunteer to have that Information shared with the world go to the gynecology, you know So now you got all these digital dickheads chiming in on him and his daughter's relationship And now that's gonna frustrate me more because I'm like, motherfucker. You know how well I've raised my goddamn daughter My daughter's in college. She's doing better than most of y'all motherfuckers kids You know, that's some chris jenner shit where he did that was um straight up that whole Just divulging the information and I have a question when you get your first vagina Tell me the segue. Okay. Where did we get here? Well, chris jenner. Oh, katelyn I like when people connect to that So katelyn jenner, uh, I think he still has his dick and shit, but if he gets his first pussy, do you get one with a hymen? This is took a turn I'm just saying that is a good question, right? It's like you want to add you just said ti hold my beer I if I was getting my first pussy, I would like a hymen intact so I could bust my hymen That's part of the female experience. Is it not I don't know We'll find out tomorrow on twitter I'm just saying that's a reasonable thing. Wouldn't you want the whole thing like if you're gonna get the vagina Don't you want everything that comes with the vagina? You want the automatic doors? You want the whole That was cool Exactly. There's no seal at 70. So you want a 70 year old pussy, dude? How old do you want your pussy? You want 18, right? You want a 2020 pussy right with that new ship fresh off the line I'm wrong or right You got the serious xm box What she said What she said tail of being the background had them and she's like it doesn't come with a hymen She's bought one before You can't put a little hymen in you know how like on halloween when people bite into a blood capsule And then the the vampire has a blood leaking down their face. You're saying you can't throw one of those in there Andrew's just trying to trim bro. Andrew like Andrew saw them 1.5 million tweets. God damn tea. I got he was like I'm gonna show y'all something And tomorrow when you trend and you want trouble We're gonna see if Scotland shows up for you They not but I'm gonna have a bunch of Puerto Ricans like yo, that's a good point though. That's a good point. Let me make it good points John Connery comes out says some words Yo, John Connery is a wild boy John Connery's got one? Yes, bro. We're James Bond out here. I know that. Come on. Yo don't do tv's too. They got like Made the tv's bro made tv's bro. He smacked his wife. They're like Yo, this guy's a wildest dude barba walters interviews him, right? And she's like one time you said that sometimes women need a little slap to stay in line All right, remember that. Uh-huh. She thought she was gonna like catch him and like he was gonna like back battle He's like, I shut it. Yeah Sometimes you need a good smacker to it. Yeah, everybody was like wait. Hold on. He's doubling down Gaunt is then wild as people bro. So listen The moral of the story is I don't think I don't think ti was wrong I just think that he needed more balance meaning like that's what I go back to the sacred masculine and divine feminine Because the sacred masculine can look like toxic masculinity when it's not enough Divine feminine attributes to balance it out. That's all but at the more at the end of the day All he's trying to do is keep his 16 year old daughter from getting pregnant getting the std He's just being he's really just being overprotective I am not going to chastise a father for being overprotective like and by the way, that's another thing Can you call it his patriarchy? This is not patriarchy. They will call it. But can you it's a father and a daughter He's really just trying to protect her from fucking getting pregnant Or let me ask you a question Do you ask your daughter if she did her homework? Yes, and then do you say show it to me? No god take her word for it. Okay. I get what you're going But yeah, I think that's kind of come show me you did your homework But that's a different relationship you have than your your parents had with you and you know, you broke that cycle But but going back to what I said about ti and his daughter Ti if ti's daughter was doing something I'm just saying I don't know if she was doing something like sneaking out of the house Right if my daughter was telling me she was doing her homework, but her teacher was calling me saying hey She's not turning her homework and now we talking when I ask her for a homework and she don't show it to me I'm gonna say well, I want to see I mean she says she's done. Well, let me see I'm double checking behind her That's hers. That's her homework her homework is not having that hymen brother I think that the problematic part and what you will see is did he do that with his sons? Is he's checking on his son? Yeah, his sons don't have hymens. Yeah, but if he's worried about He's making sure they bust in hymens. Oh, he's making sure they don't get herpes making sure they don't get a's and they Let's be honest. How do you get herpes at in the teenage years? I don't understand how that happens They have the the people who have the highest rate of stds are old people and younger and young and young But the highest is good. There's a high rate in in older people, but not the highest rate. You'll be shocked. They don't have that many old people That's that's so the rate is the highest because listen, you can't you don't know when those old people caught it Those old people could have caught herpes at 16. There's a lifetime appointment. That's an 80 year old That's a supreme court std There bro, you could have got it at 15 and just grew with it We're just assuming That you know, old people got it in the old folks. Oh, she's probably been sitting with that shit He probably been sitting with that shit. Maybe that's the key to growing old Just being a hoe Dude hoes don't get cold. Holes don't die. You don't have to be a whole you don't you can not be a hole Get herpes true, but the chances are higher And you know who the spokesperson could be for that campaign. Who's that magic johnson? Joe his johnson is magic I like how charlemagne is quiet Yeah, he's got uh hiv right Yo, how do you just get aids like how do you skip all the other one magic on got aids hiv? But like you think you don't have it anymore Right, but they said magic was in these streets Oh, yeah, it was thousands of girls. Yeah, you probably might have had other things. What's why would you tell the world you got chlamydia? You don't press conferences for chlamydia. Good point. If you got the hiv. We don't care about nothing else That's a record. Yeah, you had a little bit of gonorrhea in 73 It's a full gonorrhea. No one cares. He ain't got press conference. 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You go to goat.com slash idiots goat.com slash idiots back to the show All right, what are we missing today, man? What else is going on? I had a note. We talked pop eyes And me and wendy's nothing to talk about wait, what happened? I mean nothing I it wasn't everybody's tripping because I held a picture up of a wig And they thought that it was wendy. Yes. Were you saying that? Not to say shit We have a clip. Okay. What's the clip? Is wendy still doing her show? Hell yeah, wendy just got renewed. Oh, she did Hell yeah, wendy's on her 11th season. Really bro. That is a very quiet though That is something that people have not celebrated enough Oh, at least by me. I guess because I'm coming from radio I guess that would be the same as like, you know, y'all being comedians and then seeing a comedian just I don't know. Who's the comedian that y'all look at it? Like, yo, I can't believe they came from the comedy world I don't know who Oh, you're saying a radio person has achieved tv success. Yeah All right on that level right right not like a sitcom I think it's a little bit more common to see like a stand-up have a sitcom Whereas like a radio person have that tv show. It's a little rare air. There's a few people But al franken was a comedian al franken. We were like, wow, he's a senator. He's a senator. Yeah That then he got caught up in a little Yesterday, um, I had a very nice afternoon with a long time friend of mine Charlemagne Oh, let me tell you something honey, I can only take charlemagne in small doses Because the banter of the back and forth and knowing each other for so many years You know, I met him when he was still a dj in down south and I brought him to new york I said look you sit next to me and you make with that funny and and the rest is history But small doses, you know what I mean, right like he is a mess. He made me cry He teared up. That's not true. We're talking about people and situations Talked about who's the donkey of the day Or the year back or of life fact Listen, I did not tear up. But the moral of the story is you know, how you know somebody she tear up She does as wendy cries all the time. She is a crier like she is a cancer like me, but she is a crier But uh, you know how when you know somebody they can't bullshit you. Yes. So she can't bullshit So she spends the whole time saying shit Me calling bullshit her telling me shut the fuck up charlemagne like literally that's all she says to me So it's like I am Groot Shut the fuck up charlemagne. Fuck you charlemagne. Fuck you charlemagne. Fuck you It's just different variations of shut the fuck up and fuck you charlemagne. So friendship uh blooming again I never had a problem with him, but there was a little bit of um I never could really be upset with wendy because I didn't know what her punk-ass husband Told her right make her stop fucking with me to begin And now that he's out of the picture all of a sudden you guys are back to the Because she knows it's bullshit. Like she knows now that the only reason kevin Told her or whatever he told her to make her stop fucking with me was because Yeah, kevin my kevin's mistress Sharina wanted to fuck with wax and and that's what me and kev fell out for He fell out with me out of here over his side chip. We going viral I said this before But it's like it's like so yeah, so now that she knows that was bullshit And that's why I never was mad at wendy because I'm like, I didn't know what kev said to her Kev's a very manipulative person, right? So you can't hold her accountable for something that she has been misinformed Do you feel like there's an air sometimes of uh superiority when she talks about you like Like I like this is say yes, like um You know like I went and got him, you know, and now you have the funny. It's matriarchy. Yeah And you have you have more followers in her It is yeah, but on some I'm not mad at that though. Yeah, you can't like I feel like there's on some level This part of it. You know what I mean? Like it is Like she was instrumental in you know who you've become You know, I mean just like you've been instrumental in who I've become if you if you want to say One day down the line, you're like, yeah, you know, I asked shelter You want to do a podcast with me and then we did it and I wouldn't be like I mean you you broke my head And in a lot of ways, dude, honestly, honestly, dude Honestly, dude, where was ti when I needed him? He has no shame. That's what I love about him. He's absolutely no shame Me he's won't take him a hymen Hymen sounds mad jewish No, I just think like I was supposed to go on Let's run It does. Hymen is a jewish word. Is it? Yes. Whoa, shut the fuck up What do you say? What do you just say? I'm not repeating what he said the hymen chris What did you cast that doing? Huh? Yes, why'd you yell it? What hymen? Hi, hi Hi hydrogliphics hydrogliphics. Yes Hey, don't worry about it. What is it each word? I'm glad you don't know Hierarchy I don't you crazy. Yeah, what do you say? Reverend Jesse Jackson's campaign got Fucking destroyed back in the day for using that word. What did he say? I really want to know what we're doing too good in life. Baby. Yeah, I love that Wikipedia has list of ethnic slurs. All right started up I Was excited Hey, you got a sitcom coming out. I don't do it. I'm not Come on when you have Tiffany telling you watch your mouth. That's right. That's crazy Why is it so hard for us to do that bro? Because sometimes you gotta let it you gotta get it out You gotta get that h word out. I can get it out amongst each other What I can get it out amongst each other. We're amongst friends. You don't have to do it on the podcast We're amongst friends. I was in a restaurant the other night, man. Oh, yeah, we're there's some h's in there Exactly, you found it, huh? You found it, right? Yes. Hold on Hunk? No Oh That's not a bad word, bro You think you fuck right you two get pulled down. You'd be like shit Come on Is that a bad word? I don't think that's a bad word Homeowner? Just because they own a lot of buildings and shit doesn't mean it's a bad word, charlotte Dude, come on, bro. You're just sensitive about this shit. Anything else you guys want to say before you? I do. I have a show. Um at the stand on friday at 8 30. It's my own show. It's called disruptive Go see Ida Rodríguez this friday 8 30 at the stand give me a twitter than instagram and stuff funny a i d a It's both and um, I look forward to the tweets about this ti story. It's oath. What'd you say? Say what you said funny a i d a and then you said something else. It's both Eric only h word. I know is hbo go watch it Hb o go hb o now hb on demand uh eric revera comedy e r i k Gainsville revera. I can't help you and that was the name of his special super white. Yes super white He's always antagonizing people on twitter. It's better than the pop-up chicken sandwich. Go watch it That's the real thing. Okay. Um, where to find me they know where I'm at Are we doing a church announcements? Yeah, we should I'll be at afro tech tomorrow. Oh in oakland I thought that's in wakanda today. Yeah, my girl. Uh, debbie dev My girl debbie dev is uh, we're doing a fireside chat and um, she'll be doing a fireside chat with me about My favorite subject mental health as well as um, just black representation in the tech world Yeah, because I beautiful. Yes, we'll be talking about that and where's that Oakland oakland. Yes. Okay, cool and um anything else? No, that's it. Uh, come see me Next week, uh, let's see thursday wall street theater Saturday wilbur theater first show sold out few tickets left for the second show and then um, the following friday town hall new york Both shows sold out. Thank you guys so much the interest shows.com for more tickets Edmonton, we just added a show normals. We just added a show other cities the interest shows Acting up again, I think it Thanksgiving weekend, um that friday saturday The most racist sounding comedy club on the planet in marilin in timonium. Is that what it's called? Timonium marilin. 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