 I just, I think the Republicans could beat him if they didn't fight among themselves, but this boy is awfully vicious, and when you agree with him, he is absolutely ruthless. If you look at the people that he doesn't like, nearly every one of them winds up in trouble. I have had to tell two or three departments that he's got a little man in. If I catch you touching this again, well, you remember when you came to me the first week I was in office and told me what they were messing around about your foundation. They do it with Truman. They do it with anybody that doesn't go along. If a congressman or senator, and the other day they start to break up General Motors over here. Did you see that story? I never heard of it. The Attorney General never heard of it. And we developed it out, and there's one of his goddamn boys, this Ralph Nader, and this fella. Well, Ralph Nader's out of the government, and this fella had left the government a year ago because we were pushing in, and he took a copy of the stuff with him. Well, so old Joe was pretty rough, and this boy is rougher than any of them. He's much different from what Jack Kennedy was. Jack was not a vindictive person. When you disagree with him, though, Mr. President, you have just committed the immortal sin, and then your taxes and everything else. Well, I think you can take care of him. I'm going to do my best. And how's Milton feeling? Oh, no, no, he's pretty fine. I want him to go to Peru. It's blowing down there. These damn fellas are... Well, I believe he'd do it on a special assignment. I'm just going to get him to see if he won't take my plane and go down there. He's this fellow that's insisting on buying all these French planes, and we're just the hell of a mess. His country isn't bad, Shade. I thought he could go down and tell them what, as he had a fair evaluation of the problem. Well, I think I think he might be... I'll tell Lady Bird you'll come some other time and tell Miss Eisenhower that we just don't know anybody. We'd rather see him have a happier birthday. Well, Mamie's writing to her this morning, and that's the reason I called you right away to tell my reason. Any time that you are down here, I don't want to bother you, but any time you're here and you're free, you tell General Schultz to tell my man that you're going to be here for a checkup for a day or two, and let me invite your friends and just quietly sit down. We'll have no politics. We'll just sit in the room and counsel, and let you ask questions and then let them hear from you. I think it'd be good for us. If you'll just tell him to tell my aide, Colonel Cross, who sends a helicopter and who he contacts all the time, you're going to be there for a certain time, and then if there's any of your old friends you'd like to have called in, we'd like it, and if not, well, we'll call in at least some of the folks like Dirkson and like your friends on the hill, and then we'll get one or two fellas like Good Baster and Rusk and some of them, and you can just ask questions, and it'll be good to the government. By the way, I'm getting a helicopter for Monday. You know what I have to do? I have to go to a school, Quaker School, where two of my granddaughters, one of them 12 years old and one 15, and they're going to be my critics, and I'm scared to death. Well, that's wonderful. I'm glad you're young and else that you take them off. And you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to talk to them about their relationship to their government and their country. I'm going to talk, I'm going to bring right up for these little kids. I'm going to take up the word patriotism, and get in a bad word, and I want to just convince you that it's a noble word. That's right, and we're short of it, right? We need it to emphasize right now. That's what I'm going to do. Well, that's good. And you let me know anything in the world that I ought to know in your judgment. Oh, say by the way, by chance, IU in the package wrote to me sometime back. His ambassador sent up to his foreign minister to see me. So I wrote a note of appreciation to IU. He read a letter, and he said to me, there's nothing that this government desires more than to improve our relations with the American government. And I've known this fellow a number of years, and I like him. I like him better than anybody that I have met in that part of the world. And we've got this government run over with Indian, and I picked, I've got Bob Woodruff's, one of Bob Woodruff's better men, the fellow named O'Rick, and asked him to retire from Coca-Cola, or to leave it, get a leave of absence, and go out there, got a letter from yesterday. He's one of, out of 100 ambassadors, he's one of my top five in my judgment, although he's a private individual. He worked for Bob Woodruff for 40 years with Coca-Cola. And I'm doing it to try to improve things with Pakistan. My trouble is, damn it, every time you start talking to them about something that's just like the red Chinese, the first thing they say, well, what about cashmere, and can't you make them give cashmere, and then you can't get beyond cashmere, and I can't settle cashmere. And they're like the red Chinese, and they sit down with you, and the first thing they say is, okay, I'm going to turn over for motion. We say, no, and they say, okay, we won't talk anymore. And that's all there is. And I told O'Rick that I had written to President Kennedy that all the people I met in 27 countries, I thought this was the ablest man, and he had more physical appeal to me, and more intellectual appeal, and more character appeal. He's trained at Sandhurst, you know, that anybody I'd met, and we just got along famously. He and I did, I had his camel driver over here, but then the Indians got in that fight out there, and I took our equipment and hit him first, according to the Indians, and so we had to lecture him a little bit about he promised us he'd never use our equipment against India, and we gave India that assurance, and then when he did use it, they came back and said, well, your credibility is no good. So we had to lecture him a little, and since then, we have not been as close as we ought to be, and then I've been worried a little bit about him playing with China all the time. But I talked to him about that. E. H. L. E. R. T. is our ambassador, and he was with Bob Woodruff, a co-caller, 40 years, and I think that he is a conservative, prudent, able fellow that has my complete confidence, and I think he'll appeal to Aoub if we have a chance to let him work his way in. Well, that's very good, because the thing in connection was anything that you do. I hope you realize you are our greatest public asset, and if you will let Colonel Chu, Sir General Chu, I looked at your staff the other day, four or five people in the world, you do what you do with it, but when you get ready to do anything, don't be so shy. I've made you quit riding around cars and let them steal your stuff out, but you tell General Chu, call a good pastor and say, I want these papers brought in just like you would his president, and I'll show you everything that's happening, and let as many stay there to help prepare, summarize it as can. I've got 40 people working with me and you've got four over there, five, and when you get ready to do something, you let it be done, because you're not doing it to advance your own popularity. You've had everything that this country can give, but you're doing it to save your country and it needs saving, so I'd like for you to do a little bit more in speaking to the people of the country, and that's something for Democrats to say to Republicans in election year, but I just know that you're going to be Republican and you're going to be for your party, but you're also going to be for your country in this system, and that's what we need and we need bad, and if I didn't have Dirksen, I'd be in one hell of a shape, and if you'd had to rely on Bill Nolan and Otto Passman, you'd have been in one hell of a shape, but Sam Rayburn and I knew that you were a patriot, and we tried to show it as best we could, and you have paid us back 100% with good interest. Well, I'll do my best. I know it. And let Shultz tell good pastor what all you want, what all you need in connection with any appearance. There's an article so that you can say to the public that you know what the hell's going on, and I'm going to send Bunker to see you when he gets here. All right. All right. Thank you for coming. We'll miss you, but we'll do it some other time. Thank you. Bye.