 What the f**k? RAPER REACTS to Naruto openings 1 through 9. Let's do this, bro. This one is so damn good, man. I swear to God, the first time I heard this sh**, this is one of the only ones I've heard. I think I've heard one or two with the Naruto openings. But this one is so damn good. I love this one, I love the energy. Literally, when I was a kid. If I was a kid waking up in the morning, this sh** came on, bro. Who knows what I would become? I'd be a different man right now. I'd probably be dead. That's the edge it just would have given me. There he is, Sasuke and Hinato. There he is, Kapashi. Whenever I see Naruto and Sasuke now, all I think about is them making out. And whenever I see Ikapi Itachi, all I think about is his fingers going to Naruto's a**hole. So these characters are permanently damaged in my mind. Nobody told me Naruto music was this good. Nobody ever told me this. I've been waiting my entire career, my YouTube career, my anime career for the past year and a half. Nobody told me to react to the Naruto openings, not one of you. Who are these people? Now I know he wins. Now I know Naruto was alive. Oh wait, wait, wait, I've heard this one. I think I've heard this one, wait a minute. Naruto is f*****g good man, oh my god, wait a minute, wait a minute. This one f*****g slaps. This one is golden man, oh my god, I like this better than the first one. Oh my god, listen man, skate the infinity, that anime needed music like this in it. This is that skateboarding music. This is, I want to vandalize the church music. This is, I want to go to the rich person's house on the block and spray paint their fence music. This is, I want to boardwack a cripple lady in a wheelchair music. This is the, I'm skipping school and smoking weed music. Look at the little edgy, look at this guy trying to be Zuko, get the f**k out of here. Oh wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, were those the eyes of the person that killed the Kurtaklan? Bro, what the f**k, this is amazing. Opening one was God's here, but opening two, what's higher than God? What's higher than God? Was Nicholas Light's here? Like that's how f*****g crazy it was. Wow, Boruto's here, exactly. Like, like you have God's here, opening one and then opening two is Boruto's here, bro. Boruto clears God. I have a feeling this is where it's gonna fall off a bit. I could be wrong. Bro, this is one of those songs or voices where the person singing this is either 80 or 12. I'm not feeling this one. I don't know. I don't know. Which is fine. You just gave me back to back f**king God to your bangers, man. Let me let it cook. Let's let it, let's let it into pot. Let it swirl into pot. Wait a minute, it got a little better. I guess I was comparing it too much to the first two, but it started off. I was like, what the f**k is going on, bro? What the f**k is going on? Like this makes me not want to, like, boardwack somebody. It makes me want to boardwack myself. Oh f**k, now I know he gets wet. Look, they're still together. Now I know they're still together. Now I know Sasuke is still alive. Now I know Masakura is still alive. Now I know Itaki is still alive. Flow. Flow. Flow. Flow. Flow. Flow. Flow. Listen, listen, listen, man. This sh** is taking me back to when I skated and it's making me so, like, emotional. I f**king love this kind of music. Not saying I heard it when I was a kid, but when I heard, like, music like this man, God damn, it takes me back. Just his sound in general. I miss this sound, man. I miss being a delinquent. I miss being an imbecile. Causing ruckus around the city. Oh my God, man. Flow. Yeah. Right here, right now. What the f**k? Why was everybody making this show a meme? I'm not listening to any of you anymore. Everybody memeing on My Hero 2? I bet I'm gonna love that show too. Everybody telling me you're gonna f**king hate Naruto? I f**king love this. I'm on, like, episode 6 of this show and I'm loving every second of it. I love the openings. I love the OSTs. I love the endings. Maybe not the Naruto shit-putting endings. Those could stay in the f**king... They could stay in the ground. They suck so much. But the music in this anime is so good. It's so good. Why were y'all keeping this sh** from me? You kept the sh** sealed. You sealed it for yourselves. You're selfish. You are f**king selfish. It's got smoke and a cigarette in front of kids. I would have wanted to be like this guy when I was a kid. I'm not gonna lie, man. I would have picked up the cigarettes. I would have picked up a nicotine addiction if I watched Naruto. For all I know, that's Sasuke on the right. This is Sasuke for all I know. I don't know anymore. I don't know anymore, man. If somebody sent me Naruto's sexy jutsu out of context, Lord knows what I would have done with that. No, no, no, no. No! Wait, wait. Is there like an animal jutsu? Is he tall? Oh my god, no. This guy looks like he's in his 40s. Why is he chasing after children? Was he part of the class? Bro, this makes me want to commit crimes. When I was a teenager. It makes me want to commit crimes and be the asshole of the town. Holy shit. It makes me want to get a tattoo against my parents' permission. This is Naruto's class picture. I'm gonna be honest with y'all. When I was a teenager, if I had the big three presented in front of me, I think I would have picked Naruto. Oh, this is their emo arc. This is the arc where Naruto catches Itachi fucking his sister or something. Or like Sasuke finds out that Naruto's kissing on Sakura. And he's jealous because he wants to kiss Naruto. And this just starts like a whole new arc, man. This is dangerous. It's every opening. Every opening is good. What the fuck? I prefer these openings over the shit-putting openings. Say what you want about that. But these are fucking amazing. Oh my god. God! Are you serious? What are you doing? Would he get a tattoo to impress Naruto, bro? I'm sorry to think they're gay. And then they raise Boruto. That's why Boruto is his master of Sasuke because Sasuke is his dad, his second dad. Wait, which one would be the mom? Would Naruto or Sasuke be the mom? I think Naruto would be the mom. I can't. I fucking can't. This is making me smile too much. I don't like smiling. I don't like being happy. I don't like happy characters. I don't like characters that smile. Non-stop bangers. And we're like more than halfway through. I never want to hear anybody talk shit about Naruto again. If you talk shit about Naruto, goodbye. Sayonara, motherfucker. Get out. I don't want you here. Ow! Damn, this is getting a little edgy, man. Holy shit. Man, this is a filler opening, but I like it. I don't love it, but I like it. I still appreciate it. I appreciate it. I hated this. Are you serious? There's no way you can hate this. What the fuck are you doing? He's killing himself. What are you teaching the kids? He's killing himself. Talk about a cliffhanger. Holy shit. He's the fuck the cliffhanger. I'm jumping off. He's a human being. I don't know ninjas were immune to fall damage. Oh, no, man. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is insane. Nobody ever told me Naruto was this cool, man. Nobody told me this. I mean, I'm sure there were a few of you guys, but nobody told me it was this fucking cool. I literally have people mad at me on Instagram, Twitter, and in my comments on YouTube, mad at me for reacting to Naruto. They're like, bro, you're always re-reacting to the popular shit. Why don't you react to my bunny girl gets fucked in the ass in another world? Like, well, that's the real anime, bro. What are you doing watching the big three? It's overrated garbage. And now you're watching the worst in the big three. Nah, bro, you're just fucking jealous. You are jealous. Now I know anybody that hates on Naruto is just jealous. There's no way you don't like this. There's no way. There's no way. And if there is a way, you're lying to yourself. Get out the closet. Get out. Look, you're in there. It's all right. Come out. Come out, little Jimmy. Come out. It's okay. Admit it. Admit it. I'm trying my best not to look at the fucking visuals. I'm trying my best, bro. I'm only on episode six. I'm not trying to watch, like, Tashi's head come off or some bullshit, man. Like, his floating head is in the opening or something, or Sasuke's running around with it. I'm not looking at that. No. No, no, no. It's flow again. It's flow again. I'm gonna pass out. Man, maybe if I watched Naruto, I would have been like a dentist or a fucking doctor by now, man. This would have put the right head on my shoulders, man. Instead, look at me. Look what I become instead. You're saying Mr. Beast. Look, Mr. Beast, watch Naruto. Look at Mr. Beast. He's a millionaire. Look at me. I'm a thousandair. This is a comparison, bro. Listen, man, if you're in your teens right now, it's not too late. Watch Naruto. You'll be on the right path. You'll be on your path to being a millionaire. What path did I choose? The fucking Pokemon path? Look at the failure I've become. I'm better put... I'm better have a fucking playlist. I'm better download the Naruto opening playlist. It's still going. It's still going. Fuck you. Wait, that kid stole that size? This is like opening what, what, eight? He stole that size? He never grew? Is this Kona Manuno? Is that Kono Hamoru? What the fuck? He never grew. I thought he was supposed to be the seventh Hokage. What a piece of shit. I knew he was a liar. Remember when the Lord Hokage came because of his grandson, Sexy Jutsu? I can't believe I just said that sentence, and it's actually true. Like what I just said is actually the truth. The grandfather came looking at his grandson's Sexy Jutsu. I'm not lying. Fuck the fuck? I can't even repeat that. Wait a minute. There's no way. There's no way. Who gave her the pass? Who gave her the pass? Who gave her the pass? I don't think there's black people in Naruto. Is there? Were they around this era, era? Not only do they not put black people in Naruto, but they say the n-word, they add their fucking singer, say it. Y'all like, no, she didn't say the n-word, she said the... No, no, no, no, no. What if I said it? What if I said it? Y'all clip that out of context? What if I repeated that word right now? I am gonna repeat it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do say it. Say the word, Nick. Say the word, Nicholas. Say it. I mouthed it. Oh my god. Oh god. Wait a minute, wait a minute. So when I'm in my car and I want to rap the n-word in songs and somebody's like, what the fuck you say? I'm gonna say, nah bro, I'm speaking Japanese. I'm Japanese. I said, nah. Come on, say it again. No, no, no, no. That shit woke me up from peak overload. I was on the floor vibing to that shit. I was dead from how good this shit was. That shit just made me do a full fucking undertaker, bro. I was like, I was like, Jesus Christ, what did she say? Oh my god. That shit made me go full taker. Yeah, I love it. You think the n-word's gonna stop me from loving this song? I fucking love it. That was the best fucking opening of the day. Nah, I wouldn't go that far, bro. The best one was, wait, which one was the best one? I think it was this one. No. This one. This one was my favorite. If I got to rank them, I'd put that first. That's number two. That's number two. I'd put this one first and then I'd put number nine. I fucking love this one. This will be forever be called the n-word naruto opening, the naruto word opening. Definitely. This is my second favorite. Definitely. Definitely. That one was great. That was absolutely amazing. That's how I'm gonna sing it in a car. The nana. The nana. Alright. Opening two. Best one. About far. Opening nine. Second best. What would the third best be? This was number three.