 Every single damn person on this team who's not named Christiana Ronaldo or Lionel Messi sucks absolute Donkey Kong Omega monster cock. Okay. Why is messi a man united because we traded for him? Oh messy Since Maguire has been so bad at dribbling and passing and positioning and awareness and speed and athleticism and Defending and is bringing the team morale down. Have you considered giving him some of your magical athletes foot? No, listen, there's no nobody has athletes foot. And yes, all those things are true Okay, all those things are true. I don't understand why we are so damn bad on defense. I have no idea How we are so damn bad We had that game in the books and these sons of bitches come in there and the last eight minutes and score two goals I'm telling you you have to trust the process. Okay It's just going to take time. It is just going to take time. It is as simple as that. All right, fellas Listen up. We're going to take the opportunity today to give some people a rest Okay, and get some of your young guys in there and get some good game experience Okay, it's important to us to keep developing our talent that we have if any of y'all play real damn good today Then who knows what happens might have yourself an opportunity to get yourself in the mix a little bit more often Maguire is not playing as Maguire sucks. And uh, you know what rena rena you break him out Reina you had a damn good game go ahead and break him out Wait, Maguire is playing how come Maguire keeps getting in there Oh frick man this game is tough. I feel like I feel like I have no offense of firepower, man I feel like I have no offense of firepower wake up call wake up call for every damn person in this locker room And although and messy can't carry the entirety of the rest of the team on their back Y'all gotta play and if you if you can't play if we just go out there and pussy foot around like we have in for The last 45 minutes. This might be the last time you even get a chance to pussy foot around Because I'll begin some new players kivani. I'm putting this on your back. Go ahead and break him out Oh my What did my team has no offense without Ronaldo are messy. It's actually insane and they have no defense always A chance to whippity Oh, thank god Okay Oh my Deflected off of him dude. It deflected off of him Okay, well Everybody on this team who's not named Ronaldo or messy messy is dog. Shit every single damn person on this team Who's not named christianna ronaldo or lionel messy sucks absolute donkey kong Omega monster cock. Okay. What happened on the field today was damn near pornographic. Okay How how disgusting and vile and offensive that it was for everybody who witnessed it, okay That that that is horrible. That is absolutely horrible. I never want to get stroked like I'm canadian. I don't know what this game is. Is it like hockey but with feet can explain the rules. No Uh, yes, it is but no it cannot explain the rules I don't know them. We've got we've had a bad probably about a month and a half So here's what we're gonna do We're gonna go out there and we're gonna win this game and if we don't I'm gonna beat that ass You go out there messy boy and break man What Dude what Get out of my face That's a really nice goal Oh, thank god, dude Now to restore their lead here and he's Wait I just murdered somebody in the audience Okay, listen up and listen close this damn team is giving me a Horde attack every single game for the last two months I'm sick and tired of it and I'm about to fire every damn person on this roster that as soon as I get an Opportunity to do it. I probably will we're up by one. Let's finish a god Let's finish a damn game for once. This is me the hell off. Oh, yes And it's fine. Oh I Didn't really see you couldn't see a fake that good on that one On that on that camera angle. See now. It's just snowballing out of control. Howdy y'all Hey, I'll be honest with you. It was nice to win one. I was getting pretty damn frustrated this team and Uh getting those couple of ties really set me off. It really did I was incredibly frustrated by that But it was nice to finally win one finally had a game where Uh, we had our whole team out there We had our whole roster out there and they played pretty damn well. We had Ronaldo out there messy out there They were pretty damn good. Coach is found. Congratulations on your latest win. We are impressed with the team's performance However, there are rumors from players Namely McWire that you have threatened not only the players but also field medics in the locker rooms Any comments? I'll tell you all publicly I told him I was gonna I was gonna line them up and spank their ass if we lost this game I was gonna line every single damn one of them up and just just give them a whooping Every player every coach every trainer You name it team doctors the whole damn nine yards. I was gonna just give them a whooping If we lost this game, I was tired of it. And you know what I did I what did that do that let a fire under their ass Okay, and if it didn't light a fire under your ass, it was gonna let a hand up your ass too So you got to choose. It's either the fire or the hand They chose fire and they got the win. So I'm really damn happy about that. Some of them wanted both I think McWire I think McWire wanted both, but I said you got to pick one I was I was very very happy with our performers today. Uh, finally again, it was nice to win one and then, uh Coach there are reports that you somehow rigged this game as it seems the difficulty got significantly easier in the middle of the game It was I wouldn't expect to be that easy LSD we Please tell us. No, that's not what happened But but I wouldn't expect every game to be so so easy You know, I think the difficulty is probably going to go up. It's just Everton. It's pretty dog shit I think Everton is really really really bad flacco again. I just wanted to say why are you here? Congratulations, you finally won one only anyways I am flying to the Bahamas for one three of them later Coach hit me up later in the hotel. Okay No, we're not um, there's no hitting you up in the hotel. I I have zero interest in any sort of uh personal relationship With you joe flacco Friendship or anything. Okay So anyway, like I said Everton sucks Everton is absolutely horrible I If I if I was if I was from Everton, I'd be embarrassed to exist so, uh Damn, that was a that was a weapon. We just put on six to one