 Some of you are Oscar-winning drama queens, and we love you, but you're killing us. You know, drama doesn't need much to turn it into a blockbuster. Drama needs three ingredients. It needs a victim. Let's suppose that's me, a villain, you. Then it needs another third element, a conspiracy theory. I'll tell you why she didn't return my mail. I'll tell you why they didn't invite me. And then we have a conspiracy theory as to why people are doing things. Now we start to read more tips. Now we start to really get under the skin of what's going on. Now we convince, now we create a narrative. Drama is the story in your head you tell yourself, and some of you are so brilliant at telling that story. It's so convincing, even we believe it. But when you analyze the facts, what are the facts? The story in your head has no bearing on what actually happened.