 Ah fuck I hate my intro all the time Why don't I just go back to my normal intro? I don't know. I just chug some fucking G fuel Not sponsored, but G fuel. We're here in Overwatch. I haven't played Overwatch in like a year and a half Literally over a year. I think a year and a half. Does it can I see the last time that I played this game? Time played 30 hours That's not a lot We are back and it is they have the Halloween maps Which I personally really really like and I I've just been like I kinda wanna play Overwatch. I haven't played Overwatch in a bit I'm going to be bad. I don't want anybody to be like Ethan you're bad at this game in the comments. I am so aware. I'm so Incredibly, I'm painfully aware that I'm bad at this game and most games that I play But you know what it's not about that. It's not about the skill that I have It's about the good time that I'm about to have okay, so get off my fucking ass That's aggressive and let me just enjoy something for once in my life Okay, am I not allowed to do that first off though? I want to open some loot boxes because I've got some loot boxes We gonna open them See what we get. Oh, yeah Wow, very cool that Mercy skin is actually sick Sugar plum fairy. Yeah, who do I normally play as I guess I normally play a soldier kind of other new characters Sigma who the hell are you? Okay? Let's go over the last time I played was shortly after Moira was released So for those of you who know Overwatch, that's a long time ago. Oh, I don't I Put your feet away. You're literally going into battle. You're not gonna put even socks on fucking crocs Whatever, I don't care put something on your feet. I don't want to see them But also you're gonna step on something dude. Oh Okay, let's play arcade and Junk of size revenge and I'm gonna play on a heart. Oh My god, I've I've aged 30 years I'm gonna just be soldier because I don't know how to play anything else. All right How do I? Play this game again, it's time. Oh fuck. I forgot about that. I have not played said game In such a long time guys I should have a mouse cam shouldn't I So that you know What my sick moves are looking like can you feel how sick these moves are hello? Where are my friends? Where are my friends? There are my little Bob friends. See this is way more my speed than normal overwatch like playing comp on overwatch No, thanks. No, thanks dog. I'm good. I don't want to be part of that Toxic life of playing comp. I just don't I'm just not about it. You know I'm here to have a good time not a long time. All right. I've got my old But it's not quite time yet gamers. We've got to wait a second. You know, you can't rush these things You can't rush these things All right gamers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah See all them kills that are happening right about now Wow in clear. Hey, right. Thank you so much. Good. I appreciate your service. Thank you so much Oh, there he is road hog road boy road boy road boy road work ahead Yes, I hope it does we're gonna take him out. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry gamers. I've got this I've got it all under control. Ah, yes. Ah, yes. Thank you so much guys. Look at these kills. I'm popping off Incredible all right, we've got our old Dude you're looking kind of hot though. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I would like to kill you You are you are right here Okay, okay, okay, and we still live in guys. We have not died yet. Mr. Junkin dog Jameson junk in stone. All right. It's time to heat up a little bit might all right Hold on gonna take care of these boys real quick just real quick just real quick just real quick See we can't forget about these boys. I have a hair else. We'll die And we can't do I can we My my my oh reapers out here, too. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Did we kill him? Did they kill junkie junkie boy? I didn't I didn't see him fall with my own eyes powerful pooms Pooms the fuck All right, let's take out Mercy AS AP we got to take out Mercy real quick So then nobody else gets healed up take out Mercy. Hi, Mercy. Bye, Mercy. Now now one can survive If you all need heels Come over here All right, we are the last few boys His big boys still alive. He be still alive Get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him There he goes Well guys, I'm pretty good at video games Bragg or anything, but 150 kills guys doesn't get much better than that Except for 160. What do you say we pop into some some normal some normal things? You know, this is why I don't play this game anymore. I don't have time to wait all day Gamer's got a game. All right. Well while we wait for a game. Let's watch the Overwatch 2 Trailer A baby You're such a hero Winston. Look at him go I want to be more like Winston when I grow up. You think Sans is gonna be an Overwatch 2? Oh no big boy Where's Reinhardt when you need him? Reinhardt's a big boy, but he's not that big of a boy This is too much. This is too much for little boys. Get up pal Your only hope is may about to die. May is not gonna be an Overwatch 2 because May's dead. Oh That was her last breath. Why am I watching the Overwatch 2 trailer? Well, that's right cuz it takes 12 years to get into a damn game. Who's in the truck? It's Rod. How many games you would win if people actually playing Overwatch did this kind of teamwork? He did his ult on him He sliced his hand in half. I saw a boat in half. He's snowing Ha ha ha everyone's dead. Wow cool. Are we in a game yet? Oh, I got kicked All right, here we go. Oh, I have to play support. Oh, I don't know how to do anything I don't even know who this is. Which you have to select Who you're doing as oh my god, I got rolling my side. I can go real fast. Okay, ready, set, go 12 seconds later, I don't know what to do pal pal pal pal. Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Oh jeez We got a Guys though. I've got one a limb Uh-oh, I'm dead guys. I don't have a G fuel left. This is why this is why I'm dead This is why I'm dead right now. Will this be a good video and I get to play the game All right. All right. All right. Okay. Yeah, I get those in my sleep. All right We'll definitely you know, give me some points Some guys this was overwatch. I've got three loot boxes. Hold on. All right. Well, that was overwatch Let me know how much I sucked don't write it in the comments. Write a letter. I had nothing else to say