 Ethan Get on your knees Why I'm ten feet away. You have safety glasses, and we're outside Mark today's the day Mark today's the day Will you back up a little bit further no ten feet? That was the exact? And I just measured from where you are to where I am is ten feet. Okay, but hold on A-heart is this really the best path forward Even for us, this is cruel unusual I think somebody's gonna love that Dr. Sherman here to wish all site 42 staff a happy Thanksgiving in cafeteria a for all staff who got a B or higher on the performance review We'll be having a dinner prepared by SCP 5031 the invisible four armed murder monster We taught to speak play classical music and cook Michelin star rated meals in cafeteria B for staff who didn't reach that approval rating Your dinner will be prepared by SCP 3307 whose experience with alien abduction led him to being able to produce any of your favorite foods From his vomit snot and or other bodily orifices Do better next year Oh You're here good right on time agents welcome to your briefing you've been enlisted in our newest mobile task force MTF Delta 7 codename doubloon bandits as you may be well aware an anomalous currency known as doubloons has spread quickly across the Tiktok app as per our mission statement It is the job of the foundation to contain the anomaly your mission agent is to contain every doubloon You come across on the app by commenting all of your doubloons have been contained by the scp foundation at site 42 Good luck in Godspeed agent secure contain protect What the hell is a doubloon you may be asking I'm dr. Sherman tiktok's resident scp researcher and also explainer of tiktok memes sometimes in 2021 there was a popular Instagram meme of several pictures like this of cats holding up their little toe beans with the caption for doubloons a Year later the trend has made its way to tiktok where different videos of cats people or cosplay personalities will make videos where? This video gives you x amount of doubloons this one cost you x amount of doubloons this one steals all your doubloons This one's a shop where you can purchase things with your doubloons Etc etc and just like who's on this in anyways the rules are made up and the doubloons don't matter Similar to early 2022's council war between the van to lord and the rogue There's an interesting intersection between role-playing yes, anding and meme tomfoolery They can only really take place because of tiktok's unique digital culture Twitter means have limited characters YouTube videos take too long to produce and you can do this kind of lane work at Renfairs, but that's not online. So it's actually a really interesting cultural artifact. Have fun Waze dr. Sherman is spending his vacation that just makes sense I Commencing a CP for 20 dash jay test This anomaly unanomaly violence has to stop Father Christmas hasn't done anything wrong You I thought it was a fucking property of the masses You thought wrong my good begin test Entity does not finish what it started, but consent is still key Hmm what happens to all of the fecal madras if you want some three produces you get to ask a secret organization Questions and get me that way or a whole pranks on the chaos Biohazard disposal unit 457 is a sentient being composed of flame what happens when it looks at SCP 096 Oh 9 6 wins that fight because 457 requires fuel so it'll eventually run out We can't destroy 096 yet that has every disease in it. Do you think it has the pestilence that scp 049? Well, we haven't tested every page because you know it gives you the disease you read about But I'll let you know if we find out and put it in front of scp 173 Would he be? Oh, no, that's no better than a camera, which we know doesn't work in a mannequin I'm sorry scp 343 misplaced his what? Accurate anal be whoa You idiot. I said make the tree scream not make the tree score two scp 173 staring at each other Basically do nothing forever or do they go listen to scp 3220 on the site 42 YouTube channel There's a fascinating scp about just that happening. Can we keep cutting pieces off of him like an infinitely regrowing Thanksgiving turkey for people to eat What I'm sure hated that by making his blood acid or something as it moved to another Ikea What happens when we're not testing that every Ikea does scp We know it's only one Ikea if we blow it up anything could happen and my mover might just be gone Can't happen it has to be an actual representation of its face even four pixels is still a photograph No, you idiot. I said make the tree scream not make the tree begin the next test interesting next level Fascinating what happens if you put scp 173 underwater and look away can you swim up and snap your neck? Or does he just sink to the floor like a sad conch it will get out We put it in a room with doors for a reason looks at scp 096 and then gets roblox Oofed and is brought back to life as shy guys still attack them depends on if they have their memory or not That bounces faster and faster forever after you throw it Does that mean you can tie it to a generator of some kind to make infinite energy if it's too chaotic it would break out Larry looked at shy guy and shy guy was able to get 106. How would shy guy eat? We have an on wiki story about 106 losing to the statue, so I think it would lose to 096 to add stomach burn after you subscribe Tell me Every time I mentioned my age on this app I get multiple comments like this and if you too want to remain ages like a beautiful vampire All you need to do is moisturize work out and commission a portrait that bears the weight of your age And or sins and hide that in a closet where no one will find it What happens if you keep scp 173 in an enclosed glass hamster wheel and then look away from him? Is it free energy? It breaks the glass our thoughts what happens when scp 012 is completed like it runs out of pages Are people still incompletable? There is no run out of pages. We wasted a lot of paper testing that become neutralized When you think about it the chaos insurgency and every other group of interests are really just proof that the scp foundation is horrible at keeping Half of them make anomalies that's not the same