 Item № SCP-322 Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures SCP-322 is to be contained in a secure locker in Storage Unit 3. SCP-322 can be utilized for certain missions or for research, but a full-length proposal must be submitted and accepted. Description SCP-322 is a cardboard box, 60 cm or 24 inches in width, 30 cm or 12 inches in height, and 15 cm or 6 inches in depth with the words Grow Your Own Castle Kit and a stylized cartoon similar to those in circulation in the 1950s. The box contains a small, very simple pamphlet and a glass jar filled with large grains of sand. The pamphlet states a simple set of instructions that, when followed correctly, will produce a large castle. An exact transcript of the manual is as follows. Hey there, kiddo, so you want your own castle, but you don't want to waste your time imagining one? This is a kit for you. All you have to do is plant one of the specially made castle seeds somewhere where there are lots of free space, such as a field under 3 feet of dirt. Having trouble digging that all by yourself, son? They convince an adult to help by promising him vassalage over some of your soon-to-be kingdom. The next step is just as easy, but just as important. All you have to do is make sure you water your castle every day at 12 o'clock for 7 days. That's a week, and make sure you do it too otherwise it won't work, and then you're back at square one. Make sure you follow all the steps that you should have your very own castle in just 7 days. Pretty nifty, huh, Sport? When these directions are followed, the result is a large stone fortress, including an inner keep, a courtyard, and outer wall, in the location that the seeds were planted. Placing more than one seed increases the size of the castle twofold per extra seed planted, and the styles Romanesque, Baroque, Gothic, Kremlin, Chiro et al depend on the color of the seed that has been planted. On rare occasions, when a castle has formed, there is already a staff of servants within utterly dedicated to the original planter, although they are often inhuman in appearance. Additional notes. The object was found in Orlando, Florida at 19 ████, in the hands of someone trying to turn into an amusement park. The item was confiscated and the person in question had their memory purged.