 So here we are again. No, we're back. It's a it's a we haven't done a Marvel show on you've had TV before, right? I hope it's the first one. I don't know how many of these I can stand. So we just finished Ahsoka. And I'm actually curious once we see this to compare it directly, like just one episode. I wonder if there's going to be more soul in this, even though it'll probably be terrible. Like if there'd be less prizes in between talking, like all the will probably have acting. Because the last thing we watched was Ahsoka. And there was no acting in that. Everyone was just boring and dull and. Yeah, Marvel tends to have acting. Yeah, but yeah, we'll get acting. Yeah, that is some expression. It's not like Loki season one's problem was there was no story. You could say that the problem was there was lots of story. Bit too much. So, yeah, it looks like we'll be upgrading slightly. But who knows what kind of damage they'll do, because that's the thing. No, I mean, short rounds going to be in it, right? So that's a plus. That's a plus. You can act, too. They might even let him like do some stuff. Maybe. But I mean, it's worth remembering that Loki season one is like one of the worst stories. Shrash from the very beginning. It was just Tom Hiddleston acting his ass off to try to like hard carry that. Well, and it's crazy, because since like from Loki season one to two, that is probably the biggest stretch of insane damage to the MCU stunt. Yeah, just Loki season one came out for Black Widow. So it was for any of the films. And there was already damage. And then all the movies came out in that two year gap. Now we're here. You know, and I mean, what the fuck is season going to be about? The most quantimane year. I guess we're setting up Kang again. Now, I'm pretty cynical about a lot of Marvel projects, but I'm hyper cynical about this one. I feel like it exists because TV shows typically get more than one season and they wanted a TV show to have more than one season. Oh, yeah, we're lucky. We can do more than one season of that. They left it off on a cliffhanger. They had loads of story to tell. They're making it because it was popular for some reason, but I refuse to believe that they actually have a story. Yeah, Loki was the most popular one. Yeah, I think it had the most viewers. Why do you think that is? I actually find it fascinating like watching it recently. Because it was one of the first ones. People like Tom Hiddleston was Loki. And yeah, it was one of the earlier ones. As you should, because he does amazing as him, except when they don't make him play Loki and have him play Loki and Jokey. Yeah, just weird skin walker, man, yeah. Because we go from the evil Loki at the time to, ah, I'm funny, Loki. I'm good now. I was like, no, you're not. You're the asshole one. I know you. Same compliment I gave. I hated the shit out of Jake Skywalker, but Mark Hamill played him well. And same with Loki. This version of Loki is bullshit, but Tom Hiddleston still like, you know, he worked his ass off to try to make it work. It's not one of the MCU's problems. The MCU has a lot of great actors, and they try really hard, but the script lets them down. Did Waldron write this as well? No, no. Someone else. I think it's mostly different people, like not the same showrunner either. The question is, is it possible for this to be good? I think it's possible for it to be better than season one, but like I really don't, I don't know. I don't know how you recover from the fact that like Matt was said, this is 2012 Loki, and he's a totally different person because he watched a video of his life. Yeah. He's got to write in credit, but I don't know if that's just because he wrote the first season or not. He did not write any of the episodes this season, like none of the episodes specifically. All right, so maybe there's hope? Just cause Waldron's not involved. I am not here. There might be hope, yeah. Some guy, like literally if it's blank, that'll give me more hope than Waldron. Maybe we'll get to a one and a half out of 10 this time. Where's the passion? I just don't get it. How could it be this passionless? Like you've gone, if this was funny, you've had this much time, makes something worth watching. When's the last time, like the last thing Marvel made that I loved was Infinity War, and that was 1,000 years ago at this point. And like Marvel years? Yeah, that was another lifetime. Yeah. They probably don't even remember it. They might not even have copyright on it. It was so long ago. This was one of the things we were asked, I think, on Open Bar, like what's the one sequel you would have loved to have seen that was really good? And people came up with like creative ideas and I was just like, how about a sequel to Infinity War? That'd have been cool. Instead of Endgame, the hell was that? My experience with Endgame, I'll never forget being like on the edge of my seat during the Hawkeye thing, and then like slowly sinking back into my seat, like seeing Thanos get like cucked and like it's a chopped off. And then the five year skip, I was just like, no way. What am I watching then? This isn't a sequel to the movie. I get, this is, you fucked me. They never used those five years to see what's going on in the world. For reference, the five years prior was 2013 to 2018, which was what, 10 movies worth of stories? Nothing. I'm still baffled. We didn't get a Hawke movie. Yeah, that was right. Nobody remembers, but... I mean, yeah, except the one. I mean, like specifically for this Hawke, we know now because he just goes like, I can control him now. I was like, what? How? I'm not gonna tell you, but I'll dab. Hawke's character development was skipped like three, four different times in between movies. They just keep skipping it over. And then the next time we... It's just the cherry on top of after all the years of wasting him and skipping the important moments. Him turning into SmartHawk was stupid, but I want to know how he did it. Him turning back from SmartHawk was stupid with that watch, but I want to know how he did it. Him learning how to control all that shit from like the first Avengers to the second one, suddenly like having, you know, Natasha being like his like guidance counselor. These little things could have been interesting to see the transition of him actually learning to control the Hulk. Because now if you ever go back to... If you ever go back to NormalHawk or SmartHawk, that's probably gonna be conflict because the Hulk persona is probably gonna be like, yo, what the fuck? I thought we were cool. And now you just suppressed me with your little device. I don't think they even recognize that. If they brought back the brute Hulk persona, it would just be something that's like a pie trick. What do you guys think is gonna happen in this show? Like this season? What do you think? He's gonna go from time period to universe to multi whatever, and he's gonna have a shenanigan. And maybe ultimately there's some overarching spooky villain who shows up intermittently. Didn't we get the teaser in the end credits, you know, Ant-Man with the ultimate hang or something, whatever the guy was. Started to crack like fucking time technology or whatever, probably. Is Kang in this? Yeah. I guess Sylvie's just gonna chill out in that weird room now. I don't know. I think it's gonna happen in this because they'll deal with Kang in the Avengers movie. So this is just gonna have to be- Right. Kang still wins. But it's unlimited Kang's and it can do all the Kang's. With all of the multiverse stuff, what exactly does it mean to develop it when it exists and people can move between multiverses? You know, like what is developing at mean in terms of leading up to those two Avengers movies? And what does it mean to develop Kang when if they're different Kang's, they're different people. So like it's not all building up the same villain. Yeah, what do you think about it? What exactly can they achieve this season? Loki can find himself. Why, is he gonna watch another recording? Yeah, he watches the first season. He sees someone puts the first season of Loki on a TV screen and he watches it and then cries and then becomes a new person again. You know, they'll do time travel, but for the most part, in fact, almost exclusively, it'll probably take place on Earth. It won't be like, oh, wouldn't it be interesting if we went to like Nova Prime? But you know, a thousand years ago, it'll all be Earth because Earth is the most important place in the Marvel Universe. Well, Loki was probably the TV show with the most interesting visuals, except maybe one of the visuals. I really like the visuals of the TVA. I like the like 60s, 70s, 80s again, even though why is everybody a human in this place beyond time and space and everything. Oh, well, yeah, that's right. Yeah, if you ignore the context, she's a worthwhile- Remembering, the TVA as a whole, there's nothing that makes sense about it. Nothing at all. Remember, Loki was a one out of 10 season one. It was like one of the most- It's funny because the technology and the style, like all of it's insane. And I think it's just like, that's what they're hoping people will say. It's just like, yeah, it's just not, it's hyper high tech, but it also isn't. No continuity of the tech from that show whatsoever, because there's just too many things that just slapped in the wands, the stupid like 10 pad things, like it's just- Which by the way, when you get hit by a wand, it sends you to the end of time to get eaten by the fart cloud, but the fart cloud- Oh, yes, dead now. So I guess they just go there and build a civilization or something? I don't know. At that point of the show, I stopped caring. I was just like, what are we even doing here? Just end. That's all just nonsense. Tom acting his ass off, trying to keep this all together. Sylvie being an asshole in every fucking scene. Maybe Sylvie will go on an arc this season. No, she won't. Don't pretend it doesn't arc though. Find the way she is. Why was she screaming at Kang instead of asking him important questions? Like, I don't even care about this scene and I have like 15 questions. I was like trolling, but I would have so many things to ask. Stab him over and over and over and over again. It's like maybe ask him some questions. Is this what they think strength is? Like empowerment, just being an asshole in a chair, like with one tool in your toolbox where like Loki's like, chill the fuck out. Like this might screw everything up and she just popped out. I just remembered Loki and Sylvie kissed. That was weird. That was very weird. Oh, fuck, you're right. That happened. You guys think this is going to be worse than Secret Invasion? No, I don't even know. I don't even, I don't know. I don't think so. I think Secret Invasion was particularly bad in terms of things not happening or like world breaking kinds of stuff and retroactively ruining characters. I think this will be a mostly, if it had a plot that was as bad, but it had some like neat moments, it would be better. I think that retroactively, Secret Invasion does a lot of damage in a way that I don't think that Season 2 of Loki will do. I think they've kind of already done their damage with the first season. Then again, I'm sure they'll think of something. They always fucking think of something. I mean that Season 2 was second for the damage of one of the worst things in the MCU, which is Loki Season 1. I don't know. I just don't think it'll be as bad as Secret Invasion. Because Secret Invasion ruined Rody, Nick Fury, our levels. Yeah, power levels. Skrulls, collecting crawlers, Ed Gabe, that was weird. He just sent the teams like, go grab those blood cells and put them all in one cocktail and put it in this gravestone. Skrulls could have been in an entire phase and they just pissed it away in a shitty show. Woohoo! There's a million of them. Anyway, hey, should we watch Loki? I mean, this is the thing, trying to recap anything to do with the MCU is fucking getting to the point where it's impossible because there's just so much stuff. It's all over the place, it's everywhere. This is Season 2 to a season of TV that was also all over the place and everywhere and ruined everything. So maybe we'll just take it as it comes and see what they do, see what they're up to. Can't even recap. Hopefully, like I said, we'll get some acting and we might even get some events that connect together in some vague way. That could be something. Oh, don't remind us which one this is. It's hard to, like, looking back on the death of 2012 Loki and they just punched him and he's done. Yeah. They put him on trial and it didn't even matter. He was fucked anyway. It could be exists. The horrible, horrible system. Avengers thought tooth and nail to stop Loki and this chick's like, I'm gonna hit you with this stick. I heard some theories about that guy that got melted, like which Loki he was and what he'll mean going forward. Some guy that got melted, that's all. The variant we're hunting is you. If I had the circlet that had the two horns and one of the horns broke off, I just wouldn't wear it anymore. By the way, I'm pretty sure the only reason this got a season two isn't because it had exceptional numbers, it's just the numbers that they're hoping for. Like, it probably didn't get as much as they even wanted but it's the only one that they can bet would actually be successful beyond season one. But I don't think it, like I can't see season two doing the same numbers as season one. I don't think so. Me either. This reminds me, King sucked so much. Yeah, he sucked in every iteration. It just sucked. Yeah, well, he went to like clown college or something. I don't know. We'll see a different one of him in this show, I guess. Maybe even more than one. It's RBA wears very human clothes. Are we at least getting a different version? Cause I'm sick of the first two. Well, we got Victor Timely is the thing that they said in Quantamania, we're getting that. Look at all of these characters. Ruin. Ruin. Yeah, stop it there, stop. I'm surprised they're on those. Banger those off the table. Got like classics. I haven't tried any of the new ones in. Fuck you, fuck you. You're bill, fuck you, fuck you. They're all okay, fuck you, fuck you. Oh, well, that was pretty up to it. Marvel's is on the way as well. Woohoo. Marvel. Remember when you got excited for this? You remember when this mattered? Long time ago. Oh, dramatic. We killed Kang, but then he ended up in a different dimension where Kang had taken over and was like, wait, what's going on? How does that work? Cause now there's infinite Kang Rooney. Don't ask how this works ever. Just don't ever ask how does it work. Oh, I guess he escaped almost. How's it work, man? Oh, I guess he started running from straight away. You're low key, just stop him. Wait, is he going to use magic in this place or something, right? You don't let him use magic here. What is going on? That's a great question. Mobius, it's me. Why would they even listen to him? Wouldn't they just zap him? Where is he going? How did it, where did he go? Oh, he was coming there. Oh, you did it? Oh my God. All right, there we go. We're seconds in, man. I was about to say. Why would you be using a steering wheel? Oh, good. I hope that doesn't... Oh, it's this guy. Oh, great. Wow. Oh, wow. That was really lucky that that didn't... We're keeping in mind that poor lady. She had nothing to do with any of this. Okay, after a pretty bad start. Morning. Oh, rip that lady. Bye-bye. Yeah, okay. Oh, is she going to die? She's dead. Vehicles funds. She's fucking dead. She'll be fine. They don't care. She won't be. Oh, look, she's in the background. I guess she is okay. Oh, nice. All right, I guess she's okay. She's doing this and that. She's given one point somehow. Oh, that's not the TVA logo. That's a different logo. They clearly had vehicle funds and he said, like, sarcastically, she'll be fine. I think they added in post that she flew away. Someone was like, so lucky just basically got to kill them. Yeah, you can't do that. You can't do that. Well, if somebody I just happen to know... Don't you remember me? I feel like Loki should have figured out by now that they don't recognize him. This doesn't make sense. He's not stupid. Loki's an idiot. Oh, oh God. Is he just dimension hopping now? Oh, he's trapped across time. Is he or something? Is that not like that? That's directly taken from the Spider-Verse movies. Spider-Verse. Yeah, that looked very similar. Because that didn't happen at all in season. Well, in any of the novels so far. No, that's definitely no. Casey. Something terrible is happening. The chances of him popping into a dimension where he knows who Casey is is... Loki was never meant to be like... protagonist, man, solving problems. Feels wrong as fuck. Where's Mobius? Chrono Bay 3? Loki? It would have been so much cooler if we saw this from the reverse angle of him following Casey and then it happens and then Casey turns around. But I guess this way was cheaper. I like the intro, but it's kind of... I like the music. Yeah, the music is good. I like all the music for Loki. It's really neat. It's unfair. Now what? Well, you better get those... Now what? ...multi-grenades ready. Pruning boys. We tell the people of the TVA the truth about this place. Wait, so these guys are in the future? I'm pretty sure this is where, in season one, when they were looking at all the incursions. Sorry, I guess it meant to be real Mobius. This chick is security. Why the fuck would she be involved in the decision-making process for this? I think the asshole Gary tweeted that it's just Loki and Mobius talking or something. Loki's here? He disappeared right in front of me. We're not behind you. Behind you, because they didn't show it. They showed you not doing the thing you said happened. This one, here. Is this on the sacred timeline? Fuck, I forget. Was that like his little magazine about ski in order? Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of these, calling your name, Mobius? I don't know about calling. Maybe gently whispering. When you guys have a bigger thing happening right now? Like, the end of the world? This guy's gonna get fucked, because he's a white dude, right? Well, he looks antagonistic. The funny thing about jet skis, everyone thinks that it's a personal watercraft and it's actually a brand. Same way, Kleenex is. It's really interesting that people beyond time and space, all of their references to, like, products are very contemporary. Yeah, they dress like earth people. 20 to 21st entry. Even though they didn't know what a fish was. They didn't know what a fish was, season one. Oh, right. So much I have blissfully forgotten about this stupid show. It's all over there. That's for the best. Oh, wow, that's lucky. Mobius, where is he? He's in the war room. You're gonna be touching people. Are you gonna rip them with you? Or are you gonna infect them with your flames? There's no, isn't it lucky he's here? Oh, of course. It's gonna be very lucky for him. Yeah, rather than any of the other places he could be. Yeah, unless they tell us that, like, he could only be here or something. If I heard the rumors. Let's just ease them into it. We're just gonna tell them the truth. Why is security, your security, why are you involved in this process in any way? Mobius, I was just doing my job. What do you mean, pruning me? Are they not baffled by the fact that they pruned someone on their back? See how, like, this feels like it's shot better than Ahsoka. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Already, like, things are going. I mean, I'm really glad that there's less obnoxious pausing. I was about to say the exact same thing. Nobody's pausing for half an hour or so. It's already a plus. Oh, no, it's a gangster. Oh, this guy really is full of himself, eh? Holy shit. One guy has a sleep down there. Fuck me. OK, so he's like, he's in an alternate dimension slash timeline. Yeah, it's that chick. What's her name? She's in everything. Is that his official, like, Lysa Aaron attention stance as he holds his collar? Yeah, that's dumb. So before this, you had a past. Maybe you had a family, a life. Man, I am a little lost in terms of, like, so we're trying to reveal to the world about the whole, like, you guys actually had lives and they stole them from you. We just need a moment to explain. Into the microphone, Hunter, we are doing this by the book and on the record. I know she's in the war room, right? And you know, from space Scotland. Did she ever just play a sweet character? She always has to be a bitch. So she's always a horrible bitch. It's because she has sharp features. They always hire her as, like, aggressive lady. Is he just going to go, he's going to go blah, blah, blah, and end up in the exact right place in time. Yeah, just to remind me, what are the stakes? Revealing to the TVA that they've been manipulated, I guess. But then also on top of it, that they believe that if the timeline sort of run rampant, it will lead to a multi-versal war. Oh, okay. Bring it on. I will be proud to lead with you. You made a difference in this war. You'd be talking to Renslayer and this, but they get together in the comics, that's what I know. I'm confused, though. When is this recorded from? Like, what is this? I don't even know what it means. You might be in the past right now. For Renslayer, you are quite a lawyer. And under whose authority did you make the call to stop Pluning Branches? We're all variants. You had a life on the timeline. So did I. Yeah, they should all know what variant being a variant means. I swear that she has to, like, stress it to them. The timeline is branching. The sky hasn't fallen. Are you seeing this robot head on the table? Well, okay. Well, confused. So their law in the first season was that multiple timelines leads to multi-versal war. So obviously, you haven't gotten there yet, but why is he? Why would it happen in, like, 10 minutes? Yeah. But then again, what is time even being in this place? We haven't been protecting. We've been destroying. Oh, you just figured it out. But you've literally been destroying the whole time. Yeah, that's never been a confusion. You've done it for the... Have they forgotten why they did this? The whole idea was that the whole multi-verse doesn't kill each other constantly. It feels like they don't remember the first season. Yeah, they completely forgotten their first justification for this. They're not talking about it. We know we're destroying and killing. It's so that we can save at least one timeline. The sacred timeline, that's the whole point. I mean, yeah, they're willing to just destroy like entire universes or planets. Like, what is it? Yeah, also, that doesn't locate porting around randomly. Just basically destroy every one of these places because it causes an incursion. Wasn't that a thing too? That should be happening, too. But did you catch how she said I've always delivered guilty her entire career? Only now that they start to think about it? I've always handed down the same verdict. Guilty. What the fuck off? Tell the TVA to stop pruning effective amygdala. How is that not incredibly lucky? Help me. Hey, what just happened? No, did that retard not hear anything? He's here for a comedy, I assume. Are you serious? I really hope that's just my point. I assume he's here to get in the way. He's going to die at some point by doing something. Oh, why would that be the way it was? Why would that be the case? Wait, what? You pruned the wall, so... Yeah, why would that work that way? It stops too, see that? That's your story of lies! That's who's coming back! Why would they not get rid of it? They've already... By the way, with that one line, they've got more acting in this than all of us. Yeah, exactly. Also, he likes... I can't believe I'm saying this. He like sells the fear of a character that's just not scary at all. Like... He's like, oh, God, you know, he's coming. It's like, good job, but I mean... He's such a goobah, uh, kag. He's such an idiot goobah. This is what I mean, but he's trying so hard to carry shit material. The time keepers are fake, but the warnings were real. Oh, I've had the villains. They're going to be... Oh, no. Fine Sophie. She's a reason what in this mess. Oh, no, Sylvie's the key to everything. That's why we're not. That's going to be one of my predictions. I mean, it's true. She is the reason why all of this has happened. As long as we get an excuse to have classic Loki back, Richard E. Grant, okay? So, like, Airbnb. But he's dead, dawg. The alligator, I want to see the alligator. The multiverse. I just want time to think it was an impossible choice, but she seems so certain. How could she be given the possible consequences? Yeah, but she's an asshole. Slow down, Loki. You want a time to think, so let's think. When's he gonna floop again? I keep disappearing in and out of multiverses. We need to have some sort of device that can track me. Quick, before I disappear again. We got to the man at the end of time, and he made sense. He did not make sense. He makes sense at all. We thought it was about freeing the timeline, but that brings only more. 11, it's more violence, more war. Yeah, why didn't this come up in the meeting? Just focus on what we know. That is what we know, war, and it's on its way. They're so lucky they're even able to comprehend everything. I'm surprised everything isn't tearing apart. It feels like things should be a lot more chaotic in this place, even without the revelation of the, you know, our world variants, the entire timeline is unraveling. And look, they're just walking around with the fact that they can't just walk in. That lady's on her phone. They've just done a whole system command to stop pruning. That's insane. Yeah, that's a big deal. How did you just appear? I mean, did you come straight from the end of time? Yeah, because Sylvie sent him apparently to the past then. What do you mean in the past? Where in the past? Here, here, the past TVA. No, there is no past TVA time. Yeah, I was about to say, does the TVA even work that way? Yeah, but there has to be like a past TVA. There has to be, right? Because we're seeing height, exactly. Oh, that was quick. I guess. We gotta get you some help. Let me call Miss Minutes. What? You can't trust that. What is Miss Minutes again? What exactly is that? I'm not the clock. It's just like an AI. Oh, the little, the sort of sort of, what is she? Is she an actual person? That's what they were asking at the end. Is she AI or is she real? They didn't even answer that. Mobius, I know you're trying to help me, but we should be dealing with a bigger problem here. He who remains. I understand, it won't get to that. Oh, what happens if he flooms in here? Does he just flume back when the elevator is gone? They turn it on when they need it. And they turn it off. I guess we're about to find out. Wow, it's a good thing that he flumps back. It's good that the universe recognizes elevators to make sure that you stay in them. Yeah, it's nice. He didn't just, like, in the middle of the gear get crushed. It's okay, it's okay, look. It's not that bad. I can handle it. How does it look? Oh, yeah, it's really weird. It's mildly amusing. That's kind of funny. Minimize chit-chats in Zikaphteria, please. So it's not possible to visit the past, but she was the first person to do it. Leave your lunch break to never-teen minutes, so they do have time here. Oh, you're right. Yeah, they could measure time in minutes. They literally... Oh, it's like they have meetings and shit. Yeah, they have all their own rooms. Yeah, what was Mobius' point then? That you can't travel back to it? I guess. Or that it's exempt from certain things? Why would that be the case? It's been a while since I've been down here. What is this place? What is it? It's a tube room. Oh, hey. Oh, look! Hey, it's you. Do a backflip. Oh, yes! Wow! Wow, you didn't see me at all in season one. I'll mention it. I'm Ouroboros. Oh, they call you Ouroboros. Ouroboros. What do you call me, Obi? Yeah. Obi. Oh, okay. Wow! How long has it been? How long has it been? I don't know. We don't have time here, apparently. Could it be three or four? 400 years. Oh, okay. That sounds like a lot of time. If they're like variants, why don't they age then if hundreds of years is playing out, you know? There's no idea. Time's the thing in the TVA. You don't age here. It's fine. Believe it or not, he was my last visitor. No one's been here for 400 years. Really? Then why do you like the lunch break in the cafeteria? I like how messy this room is. I like how... Yeah, I like that too. I like it. Sad dressing is pretty good on this. I love the size of the room. It's awesome. What do you do exactly here? I'm still don't know. He moves things around. He's like Hermes putting the things in the pipes. And he sings songs as well. I noticed as well how he posts it. He's, look at how many there are. Doesn't seem like a lot for 400 years. Well, I'm sure he empties it in the yard. Why are people's reactions to that? Not like, if that happened in front of me, I'd be like, holy shit. I'd be like, what the fuck? Time slipping. You know that? Yeah. Can you fix that? No. It's impossible to time slip in the TVA. You can't do it in the TVA, but he just... Yeah, so he should be shocked then. Oh, back in time. So now you should know he exists and remember, right? Well, whatever. May I call you OB? OB? How does this change the past? How does it... You know what I mean? They're going to do the goofy version where he's like... He just called him OB and he's like, oh, I like that. So he named him OB, which doesn't make sense. Paradox. No, it collides loopy. Yes, whatever. I've never seen anything close to that happen before. Except that one time you did. Wait. I've just read it right now. There was one time. Is he talking to you in the past and you're just now remembering it? That makes perfect sense. There's no flaw in that logic. Um, okay. All right, definitely. You know what? You said it. But I was just with you in the future. I think I will remember that. No, you wouldn't remember the future. I would remember the future. Yes, but it hasn't happened to yet. Do you see? Good point. Are you retarded? What's really explained in the future? I don't remember that thing that didn't happen yet. Well, at least now we know what he's researching. You should know how this works. If it were possible to time-zip at the TVA, how might one remedy that? Someone in the time you want to end up in would need a temporal or extractor. Is it not strange that there's a way to solve it when it's a thing that can't happen? One temporal or extractor. Oh, he just built one. Okay, there you go. Can you hold on to that until my friend Mobius drops by? No. Wait. No, I haven't. I, I, I... I mean, it's like they're playing. This is kind of like the joke from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure with the key. Yeah, but it's a drama show. But it's played as a joke in that. Yeah, but yeah. You need to get to the temporal loom so the extractor can pull Loki directly out of the time stream. What is that? What does that mean? Temporal loom. And so, by the way, this, this problem Loki needs to solve, that's just been thrown on him and it'll, it'll eat up like two episodes. Violently rip myself from every thread of time and space. What's that, man? How do you even know that? You just built that thing. It was funny to see you prune yourself as if that wasn't the case season one anyway. No, when you prune, you're not released from time. You're sent to the end of time. That's true. Everything's sent to the goblins. And isn't it fine now that that thing's not there? Or like, what happened? Or was it even real? Hey, Loki's back. Well, I guess you two are ready to go. Wow, that was a quick, we know what to do now. So, yeah. Well, you'd rather be atomically disassembled than never reassemble again. Then you have your skin ripped off. At least you get a lip. What's the quality of life with no skin? That was, that was like half funny. So the timeline is branching out. I bet that's what's causing the power surges and maybe your time's slipping. Really? Look at this camera work. It's so much better than Ahsoka. Look, security lady's back. A couple of years ago, the show feels living and like anything could theoretically happen, even though it'll be shit. Yeah, Ahsoka was like asleep. Yeah, I would like to thank Ahsoka for making this show a little bit more bearable. Yeah, like, this is a- It kind of has made it more bearable, because relatively, even though it's full of content- There's acting and directing, I appreciate it. Yeah, and like, I think there's blocking. They care about where people are at what times. Look at that. The way it's shot, you can see everything. Yeah. It's kind of interesting how Loki benefits dramatically from having practical sets that, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. This looks like a real place that I could actually walk around in and be in. It has bricks, unfortunately. But it does look like it could be, you know, there's tile and floor and notepads and things, and it looks like a lift in workspace. I think everything we just described is why people like season one. That's pretty much it. Oh my God, X-Men. Oh no. Oh yeah, you're right. That's just- You're so right. Oh my God. That must be like close enough to an overt reference as you can get. That is- That matches the door from X-Men movies like entirely, right? Even the sound and everything. I like the camera decision to flip the sides of the door as it opens. I'd like that. There are some good creative decisions in here. Look at this room. It's great. It looks like the Chernobyl reactor room. Oh yes, the temporal loom. Of course. The story stuff, though. Yeah, it's the temporal loom. It's the temporal loom. I'm just like, oh, good camera work. Ooh, and it's set. Temporal loom is the heart of the TVA. It's where raw time is refined into physical timeline. Oh no, it's breaking. It's not constructed to weave together so many new branches. So it's overloading. It sows together branches. Why do we never hear about this season one? Why do we never hear about this season one? Yeah, that sounds like one of the most important devices of the whole TVA. Yeah. They're just making the shit up as they go. This is- Should you be calling someone? They would never. I'm confused. The sacred timeline was one line. It wasn't loads of lines. Yeah, and the ones that got deleted were like stops. They weren't funneled into the new one. They were like ended, cut off. We need to pull those extra branches. That means the death of countless people. We can't do that. I- You were doing that for your whole life. Now we need to close the blast doors to protect the TVA while we figure out how to retrofit it to handle all those branches. What about the time-sipping? Man, we've got two big problems to solve now that weren't problems before. Once those doors close, we won't be able to rethink you. So it's now or never. Look at him acting. I feel bad. Yeah, I feel bad. We still got to get Mobius into position. Skin? Skin. That's funny. If you're too late, you will be lost to time forever. And Mobius will lose all of his skin. This is a mildly amusing joke. The skin beam is all right. It's a shame about the fucking nonsense plot. Yeah. Nothing makes sense, and I don't know what the fuck's happening. Docs and her crew are raiding the armory. What are you doing? What are you doing, silly? Docs. No! There you go. Priorities. So he wasn't even listening. Yeah. Is he seriously simping that hard still? Yep. When I use this thing, I might not make it out. Oh, does he not keep that in his hand? His clothes travel with him. Yeah, that's true. And also, we're just constantly incredibly lucky in the way that he's doing that. He shatters the continuity already. What's this place going to be now that he's in the past, right? Right. So this will be before all of the timelines are all. Is Miss Minutes going to be here? Wait. Oh, he's in the future. What if it would have dusted over? It would be that long, then. Yeah, we're thinking maybe even days. Well, it's the future. Then it means, what? Did they solve the problem then? What's it looking like out there? Once these doors open, the temporal radiation will start aging away your suit. This was one of my favorite suits in Dead Space, too. Yeah, that was a good one. They just, you know they made this. They were like, make it as silly as possible, which is fine with me. Make it fat. Is this cracked? Oh, I'm thinking of underwater. God, yeah. Yeah, that's why I saw it, too. Yeah, underwater, yeah. Yep. Why didn't they just get one of the other helmets? There's one right over there. Like this absurd tube that's on the piano. He has an air conditioning strap. He looks like a shit Xenomorph Queen or something. Man, look at that thing. What are we? What the fuck? So that's the device age away, too. I mean, it should start rusting, maybe. Yeah. So he doesn't see the device in his hand. Isn't that going to time away? And it's really new. Wow. What the hell? Rags, come on. What? What? That's what it just said. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And that's a good point. That's a good point, Metal. It was like, we finished a sentences. They were like, oh, should we also go away? Part of me is trying to focus on what you're saying. And the other is focusing on the subtitles. I'm trying to do a bit. Now that I'm here, I can see how it happens, Rags. There's so many things to do back up. Because I have to have the sound on, and then y'all are talking and I'm focusing on the subtitles. It's kind of terrifying, by the way. The subtitles are saving me. Something's just happening. Like, you're melting in time. That was a USB compatible there. The visuals aren't bad here. Yeah, the visuals are pretty decent. There's a lot of things they've done right so far. And this guy is acting his fucking ass off, like, from the very beginning. I want this to work, the poor guy. It's still time. Whatever that means. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't really know how it's going good or bad. And I just know that it'll work out by the end, that's all. Because I don't even know if it's going to make a difference between himself in this time or in this time he is in right now. I don't fucking know. Like, I don't know what any of this means. Something bad's happening, I guess. I clearly know what's going on, hoping someone can break it down at the end. Oh, wow, look at that. Oh, it's a little floopy bilatch. It's a little cheese nozzle. What's going to happen? Where's he going? What does he need to do? Oh, now he should prune himself, right? Don't know what that is. Yeah. Where he's going? He needs to prune himself now. I mean, he's had access to the whole place. There's got to be a stick around you somewhere. I need to close the blast doors now. Give him more time. He can still make it. Just leave and let it there, right? I should not rely on Loki when he's flimping around. Oh, God, Matrix. Run, Loki. Oh, I was just thinking of Matrix. Loki. What are you? You need to run. I don't understand why he's doing this. Hey, what's with all the references? Why couldn't he get a time stick from all the other areas of the TVA? Is that who's this going to be? I hope it's Captain America. Four, three. Those aren't seconds. No, you're right. Those aren't seconds. Bro, get going. I'd rather your skin didn't melt off. There is nothing you can do for him. He's lost two times. I don't even know if that means anything at all. I don't even know what that means. So is he so he's OK? I don't like, or he is, I guess. Is this good? Wow, that's a long way to go. That is a long way to go. He said, hoof it. Come on, hoof it. He's got that giant Xenomorph. How the fuck is he going to make it? It should be sure to get back, right? I thought maybe it would droid back in. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, they should. They're actually making him walk back, carrying that shit. What did he see from the elevators? It is Sylvie, isn't it? No. I was hoping we'd get away with one episode without her. But never mind. Damn it. Fuck's sakes. From behind. From behind. He just dropped a tear. I'm behind. He did, yeah. But it's Sylvie. He's going to. Wow. I mean, he's moving forward. There's no way he's making it. It's just a lie if he does. I guess now he knows it. Wait, that's him. What the fuck? Oh, fuck off. OK, get out of here. I have no clue what any of that meant. We're in the realm of madness, whatever. Was that part of the plan this whole time? Yeah, sure. Who zapped him then? Was it him or was it something else? There's something from behind. Maybe that's the big mystery for later in the season. This guy, it was that guy. Fuck that guy. Easy to pull that guy. We don't like that guy. Oh, we don't like her either. She's also evil. The Fresh Prince? No, I'm cool with her. No, the lady from Game of Thrones, she's definitely evil. All this for Sylvie? I don't buy it. They're doing some crazy things. Something evil's going on. Yeah, but they could just bring a Glock and kill her. I got no clue what any of it meant. No idea what happened. Yeah, I'm all right. I enjoyed some of the humor. Imagine watching this with a little kid and trying to explain it. You know what I mean? Every fucking question. What do you even say? I think it's gross that Michael Waldron gets the created credit. It's just like, go away. It's too nonsense. I enjoyed it more than I could. I was about to say it's significantly better than a soak. Yeah, in terms of entertainment value, I'm not bored to death. There's nice visuals. There's good directing. There's good performances. There's a couple good jokes. It's a great location set. So in terms of like time and space, it's completely insane stuff that they get to decide what the payoff is. We can't predict any of it because how would we? So now it's an issue with being flimbed around time as solve, right? Maybe, yes. I don't even know what it was. Do you know what that was? So it seems like the logic was the loom or whatever it binds everything together and you need to like synchronize on this thing to resync up with time. Otherwise, you get lost to time, whatever that means. Why do you have to prune himself, though? That seems counterintuitive. Pruning, I guess, makes it so that he floops through the, because it's meant to send you out of time. To the end of time, right? To that place where he gets booped back out and then he's OK. It's like a paradox solver thing through paradox. Sure. That's good enough. I'll go with that. If you say so, Fringy. If you say so. I mean, I don't even know if I say so. I don't know. I'm rolling with you. I have I've got nothing. Also, this temporal loom thing, like all these branches go in there and do one thing on the other side. Whatever the fuck that means. Where in that thing is the end of time or was the end of time? I guess. This is after she killed Kanglin. I guess so. In 1992. Oklahoma, why isn't it some place again? I'm like another planet. Why is that? This is the only planet in the universe and all the cosmos, the 20th century of Earth is the only one that is good. God is the next step. So going to be like her side, her POV. Yep. Yep. Oh, you know what? Half the season is going to be about Sylvie. I think we got most of the low key parts. Oh, my God, we're getting McDonald's. Well, you can try our new chicken McNuggets and we have a big Mac road. Yeah. The man's going to help you, you bitch. He's doing that. So it's probably yes. This was back in the 80s when McDonald's had like standards and they gave a shit. I want to try everything. He's going to be huge. She's going to exist. This is the most. This is the most human moment she's ever had. That's not what she had to hide all the time and time and everything for now. And now she's crazy. Now she's looking out to McDonald's. I mean, they could. I mean, they'll be in her nugget with that. Well, they won't. They won't. The thing is there is genuine reason to be like we might actually get something because this isn't written by Michael Waldron. This is written by someone new. That's true. It is written by someone else, which means that there's a chance. You might be right, because there are some elements that that work, like we said in this first episode. But then we're talking about Sylvie here. Sylvie. I'll take like a bad attempt at doing something good as opposed to rather than nothing at all. It was really painful watching nothing happen. It really was. Isn't it crazy to think about like, oh, this is already better just because these people talk without five second pauses in between each other and yet and yet. If you're like, yeah, but how does it actually score really? It's like, oh, it's completely makes no sense. Nothing, nothing, nothing. This is so upset. It wasn't just the pauses. It was the fact that you wait 10 years for the pauses. You go make some tea, you come back. They're still in the middle of fucking conversation. And there's like nothing, it's never worth it in the end. Like it's always these one-liners. It's just, I feel like I have no idea why Ahsoka likes Sabine. I have no idea why Sabine likes Ahsoka. Like no accountability for this chick and just lets her get away with everything. We're at least in this show, we're getting a little, like I feel like I get more out of Loki and Mobius in like just a few scenes that I got in the entire season. They have a lot of good chemistry and they're charismatic. Well, you have three guys who are good actors. They have good timing. They're just, they're talented at what they do and they clearly care. They feel committed. And it's nice to watch them. Even though I don't know what the fuck is happening, what the stakes are, have no clue what will happen next. It could be anything. We're purely in the plot madness realm. I would rather listen to the three of them argue whether or not losing all of your skin or being pulled out of time hurts more. Absolutely. Follow that conversation. And like that's such a good point that Rex brings up. There's like two humans kind of talking and they're kind of like quirky, but not in an annoying way. That's the sign of a great performer where we don't even know what the fuck's going on. But like this guy is acting his ass off and he's committed to it. So it's enjoyable to watch, you know? Like until we saw Sylvie, I didn't hate it. We'll see what they do with it. I was confused and like, but yeah. Yeah, I'm not happy to see her at all either. She was a miserable element of the first season. And the first season was just a mess anyway. But we'll see if they can give us something interesting. They can make some jokes in the McDonald's. That could be fun. So I mean, I mean, in terms of a speculation, why do you think it is the IGN would have given the first four episodes of the show five given that they gave what the finale of Ahsoka and eight? Oh, God, maybe there's only one action scene and they don't want to see people talk to each other or references to the future of the MCU. Maybe it was different reviewers. And one of them has a super big Star Wars bias. Maybe it's actually good. Maybe it's actually good then. Maybe it's like a three, four area. And it's like, that actually makes me like, if you tell me they gave us one, you know, in terms of this first season, is it not the lie? The fact that my eyes were like, hmm, like looking around here, you know, interesting to keep an eye on this one because, you know, this fashion for Marvel shows on Disney, anything shows is that they get worse as they go along. So I was going to say that's the pattern. It's the wasted potential and like Kenobi, one of my favorite parts of the Kenobi breakdown that you guys did was like everyone rewriting the show in the first episode of like all the different potential things we could do. And we know they're not going to do that. They're just going to piss it away and do the, the, the read the story. This season, I got no way that I'm necessarily looking for them to take it. So I'm just like, whatever, guys, see whatever you want to do. It's not like low key, Mobius or, or a boros or anything to me. It's just like, yeah, do whatever you want, I guess. I just feel like you have so much potential with the things that we complimented. If you just kind of tone it down and just calm down, make a plot that we can actually follow and try to redeem some of the things that worked. And like, I don't know. I think you could make something on this. So we need some desperate grounding for this plot because I have no fucking clue what the stakes are. We've already, like we're in that area of the entirety of the cosmos and all timelines and shit. And I'm totally checked out. I don't give a fuck. Started with a guy just trying to get out of fucking cave and now I don't even know what's going on. All right. Well, he's in print. Marky, he's in the episode one. Yeah. We did it. We're not as angry and sad as we could be. Woo. Yeah. Yeah. I guess, I guess. But yeah. Take care of your skin folks. We're fine. Yeah. Take care of your skin. Bye. Goodbye everyone. Bye bye. What'd you bring me?