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It's kind of weird to me low-key, but anyway, let's get into this Johnny got a mainly woman audience didn't he for a big big welcome to the show now My first guest today Kirsty is here to confront a partner Ben's ex-girlfriend over allegations that Ben has been sleeping with His ex behind her back and I been has definitely been sleeping with his ex behind her back 100% 100% Kirsty says that bangs ex partner Michelle has caused nothing but trouble in their relationship I was no no Michelle. Oh god. Michelle didn't cause no trouble. I'm telling you right now If you were the dude and his ex say he's still sleeping with her It's true It's true. Mr. Tony Appreciate the sub. This is a second time salute I Ain't Ricky Ricky salute welcome back. It's your first time and thank you for the stuff Good. She says she's here to tell Michelle to back off leave them alone and to find out once and for all if there's any truth To these sorted accusations big day for her. Kirsty is on the Jeremy Kyle show that way This is a heck of a story and I just I just want to set as much as I can out So we know where we're starting today Yeah today with boyfriend Ben You've been together three months. Oh, yeah. Oh my god three months It's still a fresh relationship and I was just kidding before but like now like when that I got some more details like three months It's a brand new relationship How long have they been broken up? You say She is stirring it. She is making stuff up. She will do nothing But cause trouble and will not stop until she split you up. Why? Jealousy basically she just think like I work out and I'm not a strong couple We are right. Let's talk about that because your boyfriend was on this show before some months ago with Michelle Just to give you an idea. Okay, he came on the Jeremy Kyle show when he was with Michelle Not were you to prove on a lie detector that he hadn't lied to her and wasn't messing around Let's take a look at this my friends The question is that why are you biting your nails, Benji? We are spends since the start of your relationship with Michelle if you passionately kissed any other person he said no Why'd you say no son is also in truth this test as you were lying Is this genuine or are we gonna in five minutes here that you're back together in this amazing? Seriously, he's gone. I my life for good Your boyfriend, so this is this is so this young lady who's sitting next to jazz or that's what y'all call this man Seen that this man was on this show For the exact same reasons that she is now on this show with the exact same man and Thinks that the results will be any different is delusional. That's delusional That's the grandest gesture of delusion in here your boyfriend wasn't your boyfriend with the girl that he was On the show with my come on then yeah to prove to his ex who you now say is causing trouble He fails the lie detector. They split up. He comes home you and he get together take us from that point You've just we got together about four months after they split up Still fresh ever since and she didn't like it because we're getting on with her Why would she not like it when she on the television found out that he was a liar and She just like nothing she did like people getting on with their own lives and everything she got into fear of everything You tell my team. She's been harassing us. Yeah, how's she done that? She's been in boxing me on Facebook and everything threatening to smash my face in Frightening to smash his little feet little sister's face in you say that she can't stand the fact that Are you What did you just shout out mark lies no it ain't like Could I finish with her so I get enough Shut up until you're asked to speak I want to talk to think sir What I'm to jazz it you and you Ain't a lie bro just stood on business You come out you say she says that you she and Ben have been at it Accusations that she made this I'm gonna be real with you. This is way more ratchet Then than any American talk show there was still in Jerry Springer low-key There was still a little bit of organization on the production side. They talking in their back They ain't even muting or nothing She's met up with Ben I'd sex with him and everything apparently on a bus and everything six on a bus. Yeah Well, why do you were with him? Yeah, not on the bus, but in a relationship. Yeah, and you don't believe her You say I have no doubts about a bus is why will you believe it or not? Until you're asked shut up. Michelle's done the lie detector to prove that she has is Strangely enough telling the truth and she has done this I don't know why she said be so proud of that, but you don't doubt Ben at all Can I ask you the question if he is telling the truth and she's a dirty little liar It's just her stirring what answer she's telling the truth and your boyfriend ain't what you think he is Between us beef because let's be perfectly that man is not what you think he is. He's a seasoned veteran on here Honestly, he's got a track record love. He's done it before he did it to his last bird is now apparently causing you trouble How'd you know you can trust him? I Can and you are Michelle's friend. Are you mark? Yeah, really? What is Michelle's friend? Okay? I'm thinking is his friend Keep shouting out then. How'd you know how do you know that she's telling the truth and by the way Why would your mate who got humiliated last time because her boyfriend was a dirty liar and went off? Why is she on a bus with him then? You can ask her out when she comes like that. No, I'm asking you cuz you had a lot to say you're sitting there making out of something Everything goodbye. Well, you don't know when you're asked a damn It's the time if she's so good right shut out if she found out what Ben was Why is she making out with him on the back of the bus when he's with her? Why doesn't she just get lost and deal with because man sometimes, you know It's better to just be friends with benefits than it is to be, you know, sometimes sometimes the sneaky leap position is More elite than the girlfriend boyfriend position. I Can't see the logic in it, but you know what I'm saying? That's what it seems like this situation is all about You can answer that can you goby? Michelle Is she from Liverpool, is she liver puddle him? I felt like I heard a slight never put puddling in the accent Concentrate on this. Let me ask you why I just asked the man there. Jeremy really be sneak dissing. Look, you hear him Stop Well really be sneak dissing on his own show as guests and try on this. Let me ask you why I just asked the man there who apparently hasn't got anything to say oh if you discover on a television show as you did that you're dang we had a hype train my bad I missed it friend is a liar a cheat. Why are you back to prove that you've made out with him on the back of me Slow down we all want to understand Ladies I'm talking to her not you. Why did you make out with a bloke as a cheat? What happened on the bus? Tell me She wanted somebody else to feel her pain Because she told us on the last show. I I ain't seriously shut up you Last week in the first place mark be quiet Apparently you said I hate him. I don't want to go near him. What happened on the bus and why? Well, cuz he come to me and he's a he kept ringing me because on my family back on my phone And he was ringing me on the night on every single night. He used to go see Kirsty, right? He used to ring me at 10 o'clock when he used to leave Kirstie, right? I Appreciate the gift. It's a man and even some other people know about your one to me not anybody else So he's contacting you despite the fact he's with her. She doesn't believe it. She should make it up You made up what happened on the bus Bro is going back there going through it. He's like godly. I can never just just you know, I can live my double sneaky length life in peace Basically touched him. He touched me Well, no, I touched it basically we started kissing there within then he took and then I touched him Then we got off the bus in Cribs Coresway. No, and then I was walking down the road and As he was walking You asked you asked I told you you're pushing a push chair down the street And at the exact moment that you're pushing a push chair down the street My daughter was walking down the road with my other sister level of ratchet is just Increasing by the minute on this That is wild It's pretty rank, isn't it? Yeah Why would you make that up? Why would you be so pretty with another gifted sub? Salute that you come back on national television be quiet and want to prove to her that he did that to you Why would you then come out and put you are jealous ex you trying to get you spin in the block But you spin in the block and the wrong person This is an innocent bystander. She is catching so many strays right now. It's ridiculous Head into hers and go you can have him. He's a dirty skank Why would you let him do that to you when you've got your kid if you think he is what you say? Just proven that was he just approved her to split him up joining back No, I know why you're allowing a man to do that to you Don't you think you should raise the bar a bit? Yeah Chesley you might be giving a little bit too much credit man. The bar is set wherever it's set. It's gonna stay there I mean, I do Don't you think that makes you look a bit disgusted? Yeah, I don't believe her though. Why would why would she make it up? Jealousy. I am not jealous. I am Way from jealous. Well, then why would you learn to do that to you? Right cuz we did like after the show we did try they can ever go a bit How old are they without our parents not like how old is these people on here was After the break they don't look that old You're going crazy, ain't you you didn't give to force us So rents it our Cinderella welcome back some fourth in a row. Hey, let's see y'all make an extreme look pretty lit And I agree because that's my name salute His boyfriend Ben Who obviously has much to answer he was on the show before by the way, and he felt a light detector Cheating on her he again gets with her and she's come out here the ex and said that Certain thing happened in cruise course when we got off the bus We've got Michelle sister Libby about a million other people as well I'm going to have a lie down and I'll be back in just a minute. Thank you so Jeremy really be stressed out It's a man y'all is Jeremy still with us just out of curiosity because the stress of this show is look like it might have got to I know he's still with us. He got to be like how wouldn't it just come out? What happened before the break we're talking to Kersti currently in a relationship with Ben and Michelle Ben's ex And we heard the there are the lovely romantic tale about how he despite the fact that you finished with him on the last show Because you discovered he's a dirty little lie and he failed the lie detector test You allowed yourself to be well chat it up again Ben's here. You say this is absolute rubbish Yes, he fell the lie detector But this is an ex Michelle who got upset last time who wants him back and will stop at nothing to make up a series of lies Now this guy has come back to this show because he says I'm gonna prove my innocence You've done the lie detection. You say you can get lost Rose zero and one Against his lie detector test. He need to go ahead stay home. I Don't know why you keep coming back. I'm gonna prove you're a dirty little lie We're looking forward to this army cuz Ben's back on the show ladies and gentlemen Then stepped out on smoke What's your problem with it? This show got cancelled for faking results and given the guest alcohol before the day that's tough I ain't gonna lie that I mean Faking results is crazy. But like I heard that happens here, too. Like it happened in America as well with the Jerry Springer show I think it was that one Walk him out the building You're about that big one more and you're gone shut your mouth. What are you doing having a good info? You're the one on Charlie. Let's be perfectly honest my old friend. Y'all remember Jerry Jerry Springer gave an apology to the black community He said he felt like he said the black community back Would his soul Sound like a football hooligan on the Jeremy Carl show you swore blind that you hadn't cheated on Michelle Yeah, and what happened what do you tell this audience now? I sell and what did you tell us about an hour afterwards go on? Well, you admitted that it was true You had cheated and the lie detector was right true or false when I went our after actually go on be honest No, it was on the way back home actually smart But the light on the way back for the lie detector was right wasn't it? So you had cheated on Michelle, so why would we honestly think that you're telling the truth now? Did you cheat on her? No with her. No, and bro is a ventriloquist artist. His mouth is not moving at all bro said I'm telling the truth. I'm telling it like move like what's going on think to say Michelle Do you think you could try and speak a little less disgustingly you by the way You're here to prove that he did do that to you. It's pretty rank. I keep saying that nothing to say to her You are you tell my researchers. I haven't even seen her since the last show so the lie detector will prove her to be a Just today on the phone. I'll see you know about we have to who's Libby my fifth Hey, look how Libby turned the corner watch watch her neck Said I Can't even do that. It's so sassy. I could my body won't allow me to do that type of that type of Action crazy Ricky salute man. That's what is that five? Appreciate the gift. It's up. Bro is definitely lying. He's not even doing a good job Swearing Where's Carrie Anne before we bring you in right? What do you think about this show is so messy? I Don't like I've never really watched that much Jerry Springer. I watched the Mori show. I watched Jenny What was her name Jenny? The Jenny show was it that I Watched them to Them to and I watched Roseanne She had a talk show at one point, too Like I never watched the Steve Wilco show or Dr. Phil not because they want good shows I just you know, I was done at that point, you know, I'm saying But these this show is way messier than anything I ever watched I used to love the Mori show why I used to get out of school and hurry home to watch them I know matter of fact the Mori show came on at 1 p.m. In Chicago So the days that I missed school or I didn't go to school Trust me brother I was watching Mori. Y'all thought I was doing something else and I was at the crib watching Mori Who's turned out to be I'm not why you're gonna go in then, huh? Because there's a filter little cheat Carrie Anne's your sister. Yeah, what's your view on this darling? It's all fair. Can't I didn't threaten Audience messy on the stage messy Jeremy is messy Do you think that your brother has cheated on Kirstie? I don't know and if he has he's out of order Oh, you think he might have done. No, I'm not saying he might have but if he has he's out of order That's called sitting on the fence you mark. Yeah, you believe absolutely Michelle But what let me put to you what I just put to Libby. Why would she allow a bloke? Jeremy is why you heard him when he asked his sister. I don't know what if he has He's out of order. That's sitting on the fence pick a side Jeremy. Come on. Let just let the Swiss chill What are you on who's been proven to be a liar on national television to do that to her? Does that mean that she does still want him They did this one segment is 32 minutes Because well, I'll be thinking I'm gonna watch a whole show minus the commercials at 32 minutes, but no, this is one segment Why not? But don't you think that if you allow a man to do that you give the wrong impression? Yeah, definitely Did you do that to her? Did you ring her? Did you used to ring her when you finished with Kirstie at 10? Do you ever ring her when you're with Kirstie? No, sure I'm sure you've said very little since he came out. Is it because you're beginning to wonder whether they're all telling the truth and he is a liar What would you do if he was really it's interesting. What would you do if he was cheating on you? Really Now it's all well it well, isn't it for you lots come out and say ease this ease this darling you But you know put yourself in her shoes Remember you were her and you were like I want him to be telling the truth and he lied and you were devastated She's got a look on her face now that you think he's going to be proved to be a liar in now, don't you? Anything to say to that lover boy. Will you just move on to somebody else? Boy, but I move on. Well, but would talk to her because she looks like she doesn't believe you now talk to her She knows I love sir. I want sir Come on. I'm not Carol on laughing at all. Not talking to him. Why can't you talk to her? Talk to him Good. This is in front of a live studio audience His cap is getting debunked. I just watched the truth of everything. I want all to stop because he's pathetic I watched the truth of everything Okay, the worst feeling is getting cheated on that is one of the worst feelings that you could put on but besides like D e a t h e or unaliving getting cheated on is is the feeling that give you is up there I don't care how cold-hearted you think you is you get cheated on this you're hurt Let me show here's the thing Let's just say especially when you're giving it to all and you're faithful and you know you personally would never do that to nobody Hit different when you're moving like that when you're moving loyal It hit different when you get cheated on That you're telling the truth and and and you passed the lie detector and it proves that he's a dirty little Liar and he's done it again and she walks away from him and all that What was your motivation to save womanhood? To stick up for a woman who might find herself with a bloke who treats her badly. Is that the reason why? I suggest a better way to promote wooden hood womanhood is not to give yourself to a man in a public place as you apparently Is anybody's father figure present that this is all that I'd be asking at the end of the day Small people from both sides and we'll finally do those lie detector results. She says and this is true I've come here because I'm going to prove that despite the fact that my ex better cheated on me Is now with Kirstie. I've had a sexual encounter with him behind her back And I'm going to show her what a dirty little liar is we're right back. Don't go anywhere I don't know if this in the original show was it bleeped out the curse words if it's if it wasn't Salute to whoever did it Salute about some of the best editing on the platform Whoever did that all sorts of people with many the exes at war better. Michelle. Let me just recap Dang they holding hands now What happened a few months ago on this show ben and michelle came here. He said I'll prove with a lie detector michelle I love you. I haven't cheated. He was a cheat. She finished it lower mold a few months later He's now with kirstie. They're back on the show because you say kirstie that she michelle the ex is stirring it Nothing's happened with her and ben. She's out to break us up. She wants to ruin our happiness Everybody else seems to have got involved your sister your mates everything like that you say she's made That's wishful thinking I hope bro ain't cheating man. You're gonna tear this girl apart She's gonna become a savage. She will fail this lie detector test. She just can't get me out of her head in essence, right? You say no, no, no what I did was wrong. This guy is dirty and I'm gonna prove to everybody One of the big things on the last show was that a lot of people had to go at you about your lifestyle Certainly your drug lifestyle you talked about your mom wanted to come on. She wanted to defend you shell Not michelle shells on the show as well Oh my god, it gets messier moms are involved At a certain point like they have no respect would you go defend your mom ma'am? You weren't happy about how your son was portrayed last time. Hey boy be quiet Who failed the lie detector and cheated on his girlfriend and then admitted to us that that was true Mama always gonna think her son innocent No matter what Since then we think wait since then we feel um that he's got into a new relationship We now have this weird scenario where the ex wants to come here and prove He's been up to no good. You would understand from our point of view darling. He's got a track record Yeah, yeah, and actually if you look at the girlfriend in the last 10 minutes She's beginning to really doubt him. What do you think of your son's behavior then? Well, I think it was bad then but I didn't like what they were saying on the last show that he's dirty He's lazy. He's got a job. You didn't have a job until he met them Jeremy don't know what to do Jeremy is baffled at this situation on stage This is all entertainment and it's a great brand of entertainment as far as I know Things might have happened behind soon but This is literally how the internet is right now though A video gets posted and this would be people in the comments right here Anybody on the stage is people in the comments Everybody's storming off stage This is when NPCs get a get a get a get a line in the game of life These are all NPCs with they finally getting their first Carrot lines in the game Right now you listen to me all of you we're gonna do this. Hey, look at me. Look at me. Look at me Everybody is gonna be quiet now. Otherwise nothing will happen. Nobody speaks quiet You do me a favor one minute. Do not even move you you want to do that again? And you'll go the same way we're gonna do this if you run away or shout and scream and make sure I'm gonna tell you something very calmly and today I'm gonna stage out of breath See this woman at the end. Do not even open your little mouse. They didn't talk so much. They out of breath Well, have you out of this studio quicker? This woman is in remission from cancer. Okay I'll give you. Oh my god. She okay has been ill So you whatever you want to say about your dirty little sister who's proud enough to come on television and say Oh that man You still the vendor as you should that's your sister Flouncing around hey Siri What is flouncing flouncing? What is flouncing? What is flouncing? Even Siri don't know I think Jeremy Kyle made that word up Fake results, fake words, fake guests Hey, she's sick They got girlfriend if it did happen, then you shouldn't have done that. What about your friend? Yeah, yeah, but no I ain't arguing. Yeah, because I can't even know it ain't got nothing to do with me But the only thing what no, it's like you're calling me a new body. Yeah And all this You was the one what wanted to get in my pants before you got with me show I hope this is an answer. Can we get answers, please? This dude is I still got the messages on facebook What you make of your facebook is entrapment Geez friend coming here. You've got to answer this nobody else What do you make of the fact that your friends on national television Wanted to prove that a bloke is with another bird did that to her or she's pushing a child now He 100% cheated 100 he 100% tried to holler at her he 100% It's cheating on his current with her Seriously, what do you think of that? There's no chance that he's not No, not you. What do you think of that? It's like Bit dirty, but You think it's funny, do you? What about your child? What about your child? What about what men would think of you? What about raising the bar and being a bit more classy? Yeah But you know, are you? Yeah Now let's just stop the shout to you and concentrate on one thing because the thing that doesn't make any sense is this Here's the guy who you know, right? Because of last time is a liar Um, the words you don't use a skank and this that and the other my questions to all of you are very simple If that's the case Why would you have anything to do with him? And why wait wouldn't you just let this poor girl find out for herself because you run the risk of everybody going The only way you're doing this michelle is to score cheek points because if you valid yourself and you believe what he admitted to last time He'd run a laugh from him. Wouldn't you? That's what I've been trying to say. Do you understand that? Do you? I don't know. I'm gonna ask mummy something because I've stuck up for you. Yeah, your son's a liar. Love. He's got a track record Yeah, right. You've been shouting and screaming. Yeah, wait. I just noticed Julie Kyle was sitting on the floor Bro don't got no chair or nothing Ask this audience how many people think he's telling the truth. You do it. Go on Well, how many of you think he's telling the truth? How many of you think he's lying Well, that's obvious, isn't it? And what do you think? No, no, what do you think? I think it's disgusting. No, no, no, not them. What do you think of your son? Do you think he's telling the truth? Well, personally, I think it could be 50-50 Wow, I love it. I love that she's gonna never really count your son out If your son is lying, what does that mean? You're still gonna have a girl hurry. You're a dirty, disgusting son The girl. I don't even speak to her. No, no, but you're out here saying... Yeah, but she keeps sending me texts I got texts on my phone for the 21st and I will send it to any of your phones. What cheap text, right? I'll send it. What she sent me on the 21st of April saying, um, I love your son's I'm sorry about this. I do not want to cause a round. I love your son so much I want to be with him, eh? That's wrong. That's wrong, babe But you said it. It's the wrong date, but you said it Yeah, he got these girls out here going crazy about him while he early So he was chatting you up, still. Do you believe any of this because you've gone very... No, because he deleted her number, so... Don't start shouting. They was on family pact together. Yeah, maybe it was on family pact together. I'd read you a chapter. Just go to work and just have that in sex with each other. I've just left school. I'm going to college. Do you think you're... Do you think she's telling the truth? College. College is what, 18? Yeah, I do. Do you think she's telling the truth? And if she is, if she is calmly, what happens from here? She's gonna... You're gonna finish with him, right? If it comes back, if it's true, yeah. And what, you'll just go on to your next victim, will you? No. Maybe your mother, who I understand... I should compliment him on one thing. He did a drugs test Because you made a lot of allegations on the last show that he was on class A drugs He's clean of all class A drugs. Okay, we did that today That's good. We gotta give him something. Like, you know what I'm saying? Give him something to be proud about. Let the crowd, like, be proud about something. How proud you must be. How proud you must be that your son's not on class A drugs. Yes. So you came here rather strangely to the Jeremy Carr show for a second time despite the fact you'd found out last time that your boyfriend was a liar and you said there was nothing to do with him to prove that a Cribs causeway you to prove that something happened between you and him while Jeremy just, you know what I'm saying? Believe it, you're a manipulative liar. You're out to score cheap points. You went, no, no, no, no. I'm telling the truth. We asked Michelle three simple questions. We asked Michelle during last Mayday bank holiday. Did you have sexual contact with Ben whilst you were both on that bus? Look, it's been heart-beaten crazy. The lie detector on the Jeremy Carr show says Michelle was telling the truth. Hold on, man. Come back. Come back. We still got three. We got two more questions. That's not funny, man. All he called was Michelle, not y'all. Oi. Darling, do you know what want me to give you the rest of this? I mean, it ain't no more. It ain't nothing else to know. I've got to add insult to injury. I have to. For the viewership, for the sponsors, for the reactors. Can you get me the microphone, buddy, please? You got your arm around it. Why don't you admit the truth? You can tell me the test right now. Oh, rubbish. Oh, yeah. Last time you told me it was wrong. During Mayday bank holiday, did you have sexual contact with Ben off? Nothing to declare. Coming your way. Yes, she was telling the truth on that one as well. And then, since she last appeared on the show, have you had sexual intercourse with Ben? She said yes. Obviously, she was telling the truth. Sorry, darling. She was telling the truth throughout the whole time. You cheat. You cheat. You damn it. For me, you're cheating. Yeah, he swore on your kids and not his own. Bro was down low. Bro was really wild in out here. He was, I swear, on your kids' lives. What? What? What? That's you done then, son, isn't it? Lying again. Don't ever go to her. She's done nothing wrong. I know she feels terrible. That's a bogus feeling. Like, I don't even, that's not even. Right. Handballed his mom with him. Your mom is up there. Your mom is genuinely embarrassed. Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? Can you stop? Can you be a bit more dig- Sorry. Right, that's nice. A bit more dignified. Stop. Listen to me. Listen. Can you shut up, John? Take the dirty little- Failing twice, man. And why don't you run along with you? The dirty-failing twice, man. It's great. I'll tell you something. It's not a bad thing. Honestly, have I called you anything? What was I doing? Honestly, now. You have done, yeah. Wait, sorry. When I was with your son, you called me a dirty little- Just let's calm down. She's not wrong. You became the thing that you hated most. Say that the victim here is her. Now, hear me out, right? Yeah. Thank you. Now, it's slightly strange to come on a television show. And I'm going to say this very calmly, right? And nobody's going to speak to prove that you act in such a disgusting way. Now, maybe he tried to say things and whatever. She's a victim. Darling, from my point of view, right? Be dignified. Raise the bar. Stop giving yourself to bloke so readily. And you too, if you love her, you should make sure. This is the victim in this. And this lady, who hasn't been well, has had a lot of jib. You must... You're asking her for too much. Be annoyed with your son. That's twice. Yeah, I am. You know? Because she can't go around doing this. She understands cancer. Yeah. But then I took what the text is all through. No. And when I just... Before I got on on the TV show, did you text me every day asking me how I was? Are you new? Did you? Did you? But I'm not denying that. I'm being polite to you. Yeah, but I felt sorry every now and then. I felt sorry for you because I... My last died of cancer. I don't want to see you die of cancer. I've never ever wanted anyone to die of cancer. Can I tell you what's happened? I've had my nan died. Can I tell you what's happened here? I think we're getting off a little... We're off... We're off subject now. Jeremy, go ahead. Reel it in. This guy... Wait. This guy... Listen to me. He has played, I'm afraid, everybody, right? He did. This is the victim. You need to be more dignified. I'll ask you a favor. Do you know who your son is? Do I know who your son is? Do you know who your son is? I'm going to go on my own. You ladies have a cup of tea. You just chill, all right? The most important thing is I'm going to go and see if I can get him. Every... Yeah, let's get some camaraderie. Let's bond over one person being... You know, let's bond over her son's shortcomings. He needs to stop shouting. She, right, has had a terrible thing. You say that's... Well, you've got to think about this whole thing together. We're going to leave you. I want to go and see if I can find him. Come with me, Bobby. I want to see if I can. I don't know where he is. Bobby the cameraman or the security guard? That's a concern to me. Oh, there he is. Oh, there I am. So that's two out of two then, yeah? Yeah. We're going to tell me this one's a lie as well until an hour later when you tell me it's the truth. Do you want a bit of advice from an old man? I don't care whether you like it or not. Carry on like this, and there ain't going to be a woman in the United Kingdom is going to go near you because you don't just... You don't respect women, do you? I'm going to sit up here right now and tell you. That's Cap, Jeremy. That's Cap. There's always going to be somebody that's going to fall for it. And that goes for both sides of the coin. Man can cheat. Woman can cheat as many times as they... They can show you who they are as much as they want. And there's always going to be somebody that falls for the oaky-doke because, you know, the human nature of it all is we always think we can fix somebody. We always think we're the exception. We're not. We're not. Don't be out here thinking you're the exception. You're not. Did that ring going to change something? Do you have a ring? What? Is that a thing? This is the second time. Obviously, I'm not clever because I just got caught. Bro is waffling. Like, what are you even talking about? Run along, little boy, because nobody's going to go anywhere near you. I don't want them to be looked after. Be alone. Be single. Disrespect women. It's Cap Roof and I go to the local pub tonight. And it's up. You know what you are, don't you? A lawyer. Worse than that. Yeah. A lawyer. Why don't I just leave that there? Yeah, you can go as far away from civilization as you want because you don't belong in a civilized society. Go that way. Don't go on the bus, though. Go on your push bike. Go, go. It wouldn't want to be, yeah? That's tough. Tell them we would like, comment, subscribe, turn on your post notification, but I had a good time here. The only part I don't like is when they find out that they got cheated on. That's tough. I'm gone.