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GRANITE STATE HOLIDAY: LIVE @ THE BUZZ BALL (The SSP feat. Holly Winchell)

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Published on Dec 17, 2011

Recorded @ The Palace Theater, 12/14/11, during the 1st Annual "Buzz Ball"... Presented by "Greg & The Morning Buzz", this event benefits the "New Horizons for NH" soup kitchen and food pantry. Learn more at: http://www.newhorizonsfornh.org/

LYRICS:
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, 2008
I HAD BEEN WITHOUT POWER FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT
FORGET OLD SANTA CLAUS, AND HIS REINDEER OF EIGHT
I HAD MY MILK AND COOKIES OUT FOR PSNH
THAT WAS A CRAZY HOLIDAY IN THE GRANITE STATE
I DID NOTHING FOR DAYS EXCEPT LUCUBRATE
THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW MAN! WELL THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
CUZ LUCUBRATE MEANS TO READ... BY CANDLELIGHT
I HAD EVERY ITEM CROSSED OFF MY SHOPPING LIST, LIKE
EMERGENCY SUPPLIES FOR THE APOCALYPSE
GOT NO X BOX, NO E-MAIL, NO TV SET
NO "GRANITE STATE OF MIND" ON THE INTERNET
ON MY HAND CRANK RADIO, I'M GETTING MAD FUZZ
PLUS A CARDIO WORKOUT DURING GREG AND THE BUZZ
TREES DOWN IN MY STREET, SNOWBLOWER WON'T START
IF THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON- THEN I'M PAMELA SMART
THE INSIDE OF MY FRIDGE IS GETTING SO SCARY, YEAH
LYNCH JUST DECLARED IT A DISASTER AREA
NEVERMIND THE SMELL, THE EGG NOG WENT SOUR
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KEEP MY POWER

I ONLY GOT TWO ITEMS ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST
A SWEET HONDA GENERATOR, AND A TRANSFER SWITCH.
AT MY YANKEE SWAP I GOT A WICKED GOOD GIFT
A MAGLIGHT & MATCHES? SON OF A .....
TIS THE SEASON FOR GOOD WILL, AND THEN, FELICITY
BUT MINE WENT OUT WITH THE E-LEC-TRICITY
MY SUMP PUMP FAILED CUZ I GOTS NO CURRENT
SO THE CHRISTMAS POOL PARTY'S IS ON IN MY BASEMENT
MY BROTHER CALLS ME UP, AND I BORROW HIS GENNY
CUZ HE GOT HIS POWER BACK AND I DON'T GOT ANY
STILL NOTHING FROM THE BOILER, NOTHING FROM THE FAUCET
NOW I GOT OUR LIGHTS ON IN THE BATHROOM CLOSET!?
CHECKING THE BREAKER IN CASE I DONE SCREWED UP
I GUESS IT COULD BE WORSE...IF SEABROOK BLEW UP.
I JUST CAN'T WAIT 'TIL THIS WEATHER IS OVER...

AND NOW I NEED A PLOW GUY IN MID-OCTOBER?!
SANTA, BRING A GENERATOR AND SOME GALLONS OF GAS
YOU CAN TAKE A SHORTCUT, IT'S CALLED THE "NORTHERN PASS"
AND ON CHRISTMAS MORNING, I'LL TAKE A NICE LONG SHOWER
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KEEP MY POWER!

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