 Hello everybody on today's Boba Fett the book of All right now do whatever you want Reaction We are excited to see where this story may go We are the biggest fans on the web on the web zone. Yep What happened last time as you said there was drama Yeah There was drama they they went and they talked to somebody and then they got attacked and then Boba Fett went back into a little pod and had a flashback where he fought match amp and won True all those things all happened. It was 38 minutes of content But you could be fooled into thinking it was 10 minutes that first episode There was there was more wrong with it than we'd even pointed out. Do you know that? Do you know that's the truth? I'm sure you can get everything on one not even everything I love it that like the Mandalorian Is equipped with so many like gadgets and weapons and tools and they never use the appropriate one They just never do okay. No need to burn that burn it, but no don't shoot it burn it But no don't burn that. No, that's that's what I get watching these shows Well, yeah, because there were people who are even like use you seem to be okay with his death and Return in the general like oh, yeah, we've talked before about how dumb it is that he closed the distance Goes right up to Luke just to try and shoot him Oh man Chopped up and hey looking robot chicken. It made more sense. He was drunk. Well my face is a big letter T You okay to fly man. Hey, trust me. I think I drunk better when I drive Pardon foul you made me drink my spill I wanted to mention this was actually point out by freeing in the original version It got cut because we thought it was like answered But it isn't actually the complication was like when they go into the place They're like would you like your Gamorian guards to be cleaned would you like your Gamorians host down in fed? Oh, we are sequestered and then they go off and then we don't well I thought we don't see them again until they save him, which is kind of just like okay I guess that lines up enough. No, no, no, it's fine. This one too long. We can do it right here I thought the whole point of them doing that was to explain why the guards weren't there when he got attacked Only there's this shot where they're coming out and they're right behind them and then they disappear We talked about like the cringiness of it, but I don't think we mentioned just just outright I don't know that anybody in universe. We call themselves a crime lord, especially crime lord We have an official title that's more I mean not for like tax purposes necessarily But just because you don't want to call yourself a crime lord Someone who like introduces themselves to you as a pussy slayer Well, that's actually well Jay, that's if you recall that's actually how we met hmm I introduce myself to you as a pussy slayer. Well, I've been skeptical ever since now It's like calling yourself the chosen one It's not even just calling himself It's the way that he does when in the scene where he's like, but I'm supposed to be the crime lord It's like Do you want to do crime a lot of people point it out and they don't know why we didn't and I don't know Why we didn't we were like talking about the Jawas taking all his coins and stuff like well fucking the Jawas take his helmet It's worth way more than the coins. It's a Mandalorian helmet. It's like stupid. That's true. Maybe they are fucking stupid They took all of his armor Before but they didn't take it this time because it would be annoying if they did because then we'd have to go find it But and yet we didn't need any of that because why didn't they give him his coins in a bag instead of a helmet That he needs to wear no put all these coins in your helmet As people just keep stealing his armor Damn thieves there was kind of interesting thing about the the Gamora gods are introduced as like you had your bosses being both Java and Bip for tuna And then he's like you were loyal to them will you be loyal to me and I just think like the most obvious thing would be like Well, you killed there my last boss because he's like I'll spare you if you're loyal to me at that point It's like I don't know that loyalty is gonna be worth a lot. I guess what we've seen it is worth something It's just funny to think about right like we are Definitively loyal to our past boss like will you be loyal to me the one who killed him You're like well, and then he took him out for a test drive immediately and that worked out Well, I guess it just makes you think though if we did this show in a way that I think would be more interesting Which is less action more focus on actually running this business getting it started rather Yeah, well, yeah, exactly if we just focus on that We could have more of these elements coming into play the idea of loyalty and how do you keep people loyal to you? How do you maintain your empire? How do you deal with people who want to go after their own slice of the pie? Like that feels to me like a much more interesting story than just three fight scenes every Episode and then scenes where people belly say anything Imagine the tension you could get in that it's a problem with Mando I feel like it's gonna be the problem with this show best in the first episode There is like so little of characters expressing differing perspectives and just having conversations about those perspectives in this in these shows The action in this and this is so common It's like if you remember like in the original films one two named characters if I ain't you really get the sense of like Oh, one of these characters like could like very late is like very likely to die or get seriously injured here Wasn't there was you'd rewrite there was definitely like not non-sense fights because like battle of heart. That's like this is consequential Yeah rebels dying. We have to escape. We have to form a plan. We got to get out of here We got a regroup like the main occasions that like the battles aren't consequential Popter mines like the shit on the death star where the stormtroopers let them escape which well, so then it is consequential Yeah, exactly. It's like the fact that the action isn't having the same consequence it normally would is is plot significant Yeah, and then and then you think like again and Empire Shrek's back when Han is trying to escape with the Falcon It's like alright, so we're getting character here We're seeing like how resourceful and like quick on his feet Han is in terms of Getting them to safety hiding them fighting places to hide and just his overall competence in navigating the Falcon It's like man. This is we're achieving stuff here, but here it's just like we need a fight scene So bad guys show up and of course, you know I'm sure we'll get more in the next episode about who they are But like I bet you only get like a two-minute scene of them talking and then we'll just have a lot of long shots of like Landscapes and bunch of people in really cool costumes and stuff I really like to see what I think would be really interesting because like a perspective of Boba right like if he's in like a Fight with someone like an even fight with someone He's made a mistake because you don't want to be doing that every day You don't want to be having like yeah, absolutely evenly matched fights of the death every day I don't believe he's looking for honor either in his yeah What I'd be really interested to see if like Boba was like a really sneaky piece of shit in the way he fights Oh, well, I mean that was clever and galf on ease Ordering hits on people like a soldier like if the mayor is a bad guy, I guess the thing would be let's subvert him Let's not just go and have a big fight scene. It's like let's find ways to screw up with this production We'll steal stuff on in transit. We'll sabotage facilities. It's like come on give us Yeah, we'll bribe his people or get some spies in there And then let's see what he does in retaliation into instead of just sending people to kill us Like let's see something a little more interesting than that I guess it just feels like with this show I get real worried after that first episode It's like you know that there are more interesting things than just people fighting Really shit, which is kind of like a layer on top of everything that we've talked about in the ways that Walt fights One of the like major antagonists of that show Mm-hmm towards the end. That's the kind of shit. I want to see Boba pull That's it is interesting to think about that we have a show which is to do with like, you know criminal Organizations and illegal activities that is of establishing networks like great television shows and You're not using that as a point of reference at all. Well to be fair. What even is the material of this empire? Well, I guess the problem is we don't know because they haven't told us anything Establish it or tell us yeah, we don't and it feels really awkward because we we kind of expected this with this show It's like man, is this gonna be like the template for all the Star Wars shows like please don't stick to this template Can we do something else or at least have the decency to if you're gonna shove combat sequences in all the time It would be good. Yeah, well speaking of that One of the top comments on our video was like if portable shields that can absorb blasters and explosives or a thing Doesn't that like fuck with everything like shouldn't that just be applied to everyone everywhere in all wars? Yeah, we had this question with the fucking gun guns 20 years ago I think they actually followed up with the gun guns on that comment saying that at least with the gun guns They're shown that their shields can be walked through and that um, you know Like this they specialized for just energy that hits them or something like that But like yeah, I think you're still right that those should probably pop up more as well Yeah, the droid and shields and things like that. Yeah, and I don't only block everything They also electrocute to some degree because I get thrown and he's like Think of how expensive those must be to have compared to just like a handgun that you just can can buy anywhere on Tatooine And none of them have those I remember when I was editing I I zoomed in on them running away with the things on their back and like all right They weren't guns, right? The last thing this person said was like maybe the way they balance it is that if you use that shield You have to use a shitty cattle prod The only way. Oh, yeah, you only have it's like more how you only have a certain amount of points left after you pick The shield not enough points for a gun, but you can have this stick It doesn't have a knife on the under electric thing it doesn't go like it's no It doesn't seem to work. It would be better if it was just a sharpened piece of metal it honestly would Yes, I'm pretty sure he just gets electrocuted for the most part. I thought he got stabbed I thought it looked like it Regarding the whole like crime thing who's another top coin. I like reading these out. It's fun If you remember of Mount Lorien season 2 we had to read out a lot of people who are very angry at us Shitty writing is shitty writing regardless of what's popular at the time. Oh Uniforms about right. Yeah, maybe they'd like it if the writers put in some effort Yeah, I think we'd like it a lot more if they did I that'd be fucking tits man Oh my god This time around it's a lot of people who are very angry at the show The huts are incredibly powerful and they control a lot of the galaxy after Jabba got killed all the living huts would have been Swarming to Tatooine to avenge him and take back his territory But hypothetically speaking let's say bib fortuna was allowed to keep his stuff Why I don't know but the writers don't care so neither should you there should be a massive power vacuum other crime families will Try and take advantage of the change in leadership and try to take over the territory while people who were loyal to Jabba May not like bib fortuna will try and become independent or even revolt against him But let's say that didn't happen. Let's say bib kept all of Jabba's power Well, that's stupid, but whatever as soon as Boba killed him and took his place the same thing would happen to him Especially since he's a bounty hunter and shouldn't have any knowledge of how it to run a crime organization But also doesn't have much pre-existing power He has a single follower the skill of this follower is impressive But that's just one follower none of Jabba's forces should obey Boba and all the crime bosses should be on the offensive trying to claim as much of the turf as they can There should be turf wars in the streets total anarchy But instead people are actually giving Boba offerings and respect and the sniper lady I don't remember a name and can't be bothered to look it up Actually has the gag the gall to be offended by the mayor asking Boba to pay him The premise of the show is beyond stupid and people are gonna eat it up anyway. Yeah, pretty much And I guess it's just the big thing is there's no reason why we can't have a really cool Star Wars show that is a little bit more cerebral. Your work is more cerebral than I expected Say some more shows odd. So calling him like fat and Boba. Can you call him like fat Booba? You can call him fat Booba He got he got in shape for this. Yeah No One of things the people took issue there was a couple people saying this unfair the whole wreath needed To use the jetpack in the fight because he didn't want to leave fennec behind that was that's the reason What if you flew out of the things so how are you gonna help that's how you help her well, so I can't do anything here I wasn't suggesting he run away I was suggesting he get a better vantage point to prevent the cattle prods from hitting him They have melee weapons and he can fly exactly like this I thought that was obvious So he just goes up and then he can use whatever he wants and he can get behind them as well I can't believe you just shot a rocket at the shield. It was the stupidest fucking thing he could have done I can blows them up. I get themselves up like Jesus So it's like remember let's metal Simpsons joke where it's like that guy's putting challenge I do have a surprising abundance of Lee Carvalho's putting challenge He has challenges. It's a video game where you just select you're like you're you're on the green Welcome to Lee Carvalho's putting challenge. I am Carvalho Now choose a club. It's like select the your club and the Strength of your swing and it's like oh you're right next to the hole Do you want to putter in it a light tap? You have chosen a three-wood. May I suggest a putter? Three-wood. Well, you want like a what a wedge and a power drive. I don't remember the actual names It's like that now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch You have entered power drive, but like they're actually failing the test It's like oh, there's a guy right in front of you with a melee weapon. What obvious course of action you're gonna take Oh, you've selected power drive Ball is in parking lot Would you like to play again you have selected no Would you like to play again? You have selected no You got me Yeah, and I'm hoping that we just don't keep getting examples of him being a fucking moron in fights This is the part of the video where we flash forward to a part of the episode So I was like why didn't use the flamethrower to go underneath the shields as a gap and you would have gotten their feet and stuff It's like yeah, that would be clever, but we don't do that I saw a comment from someone those guns some up for saying has John Favreau ever done anything good. It's like damn Yes, he is good. I'm in is really good. Yeah, he's done I meant it was fine. I want my board. Well, my it might not be that good, but Terrible just unfortunate. It's bad. Does he's awarded to at Boba is like Also, did the Lion King clearly not trying with these are right man Imagine if you like life where you work it on Star Wars TV shows into like Whatever Such an interesting place to be Yeah, you don't care about Star Wars TV shows Someone highlighted and I'm surprised we I think we were just so lost on like what the fuck was even happening But the Tuscan Raider group decide yes after Boba knocked out the dog almost killed the child and escaped We're gonna send him off With the child and the dog. I don't even know what was going on there. That's just our Also, don't know why they had to go this far way to search for these yeah water You guys should be moving your pants to be closer to these things, right? Or do you have things location where you say I thought this isn't surely they're nomadic, right? The thing about Tatooine that we see is that it seems to be just sand dunes It's not like the deserts of Afghanistan or something like that where there's like trees and shrubs and bushes and rivers and stuff It's just kind of rocky and it's more sparse. Yeah, there's no Yeah, it's just all sand and so when I see these big-ass creatures popping out of the out of the sand I'm like, what do you what do you how do you live? What do you eat to be that size? Well, yeah, you're like walking out in the Saharan then a giant crocodile just burst out of the sand like I'm gonna get you No You think about how he kills the creature and so he's got basically all the leverage he wants and he did to actually make the Decision of I will go back with the kid to the Tuscans and hopefully they won't just keep me as a slave Remember he was intending to run away with the Greedo alien He was like don't alert the kid he's sleeping. I know a way out of here So instead of doing that he really was like I'm pretty sure that because I killed this thing that they're gonna Like me now. It's like damn as a risk, buddy was running into the desert also a risk Oh, I must so he seemed to think not well. Yeah, that's what he wanted to do at first. Yeah, like this chance of mine Like that's not a good idea. Obviously, this will work out They're gonna like him eventually because that's where he was at Mando season two So they're gonna teach you how to fight with that stick Yes, and something kind of weird that he needs to be taught fighting now even though he's already a trained I guess you can argue it's fighting with the sticks different. Yeah, I guess He never he was sick on the day they taught stick fighting. Yeah Because I've thought about this after I watched this the episode. I was like, why do we need to do training now with the stick? Django Django was smart and is like every minute that I could be teaching you how to fight with a stick I could be teaching you how to shoot Yeah, how to use firearms and how to use your gadgets and gizmos and things like that You know things you'll actually do not stick fight because why the fuck would we be fighting with sticks? This is space. What the fuck? I'm not gonna teach you how to fight with a stick This is how you shoot accurately and quickly You don't need to stick when you can shoot your rockets and your flame throwers and your lasers and knee rockets Yeah, we didn't even see him use the knee rockets. Can you believe it? They put them on everything. Maybe he's gonna use them at the worst possible time To use his knee rockets when he's Release the knee rockets like when someone's holding him by the knee I got you Boba Fett. You can't stop me now. I've got your knee The whole exploding knee trick and my rocket knee my knee rockets No, I know the worst time for me to use his knee rockets He's standing at like a wall that just goes to like the to like his his thighs and the And the rockets just just hit the wall and he's like, oh fuck She's like a little short wall, but it's too too high for his rockets to get over That'd be really funny. What's it do you ever get tired of telling unfunny jokes? Yeah, the only thing I really was gonna mention it's like Do you think Boba Fett should hate Skywalker Luke Skywalker or Han shouldn't he kind of hate them He's worked against them for the OT and and his fight with them ended up with him in the Salak and where he is now Like, what do you think? Do you think they'll never address that like does he does he blame them or is he like well? I was you know, it was a fight. I lost my business Maybe I wonder if they'll go into that at all because of course, I'm pretty sure he's like the contact for Luke and In Mandalorian season 2 so hmm. I don't know When Fennec jumped off the fucking roof and then they ran the other direction and then she got in front of him I do not have any clue how she managed to pull it off and he'd jump off the roof is pretty funny actually He's just like yeah Well, she's got that there's like nope. She's in front of him. You're like, okay The only other thing is just I don't think Boba Fett is in character Yes, there is I think I think you're mistaking So little with not characterized. It's like saying Palpatine's we've got so little Palpatine We can barely get it is like well we've of what we have we can definitely get who he is But a Boba I think is pretty straightforward once we've seen it in the OT like I agree we get a little of him But I don't know that there's much to misunderstand, you know, but that any kind of doubt they have Like exploded into hero man And I'm assuming our theory for now will be that they they're doing hero man because he's gonna They're gonna do an Avengers type team with the TV shows for Star Wars where Ahsoka, Boba, Mando Yeah, but like I guess what I'm trying to get out here is that we're not doing like it's not just a team up in terms of Everyone meets up and different things happen. It's more so like they're all gonna fight some I don't know big alien creatures Yeah, like Boba's Boba's gonna be there because he's he's a good man and he will help them battle it as opposed to he's there for his own fucking reasons Or whatever, but I guess we'll see what what they end up doing But I just remember when we wanted that from Mando We were like let's watch a show or a ruthless bounty hunting makes his way through you know, it's like nope He's a good guy like okay. Well at least Boba Fett show will be that it's like no Who's gonna be the ruthless one? It's gonna be the one who just wants to get muddy remember He's a crime lord. He calls himself that but he's also just like not a bad person in any way Before just a mobile How would we be able to watch him as a main character if he wasn't a good person? He's like a cute crime lord. Yeah Yeah, you know how else would we be able to enjoy his exploits if he wasn't nice Because they're they they're exploits. He didn't do them anymore. His plaits are all spent. He doesn't ploy anymore. It's true Zombies. Yeah, it's watching the previously aren't gonna be basic with the same experience is watching the episode. I think Yeah, oh this part that means this will be important. He'll find the bikers and he'll shoot them. They'll be man They'll do something later He knows yeah, that's why I came They felt the need to show that again. Oh, no, I got shocked again. Oh, no Wow, she lifted him up with that shocky thing She like lifted his whole body up and through him that takes incredible amounts of strength that I don't believe you have Also, I don't believe that you kicked him off. Yeah, well because if you kicked him off then the for equal force would be I She's a world-class assassin. What are you? That's true. Oh, no, she's an android. I think they added Phoenix helmet to that little thing there She's a very important character in the Star Wars universe. They ran out of helmets Jabba's palace Did there be like a road? Oh I was Jabba and I had like all this money I'd be like, you know what we need to like put a road or something or maybe like a guard post or Maybe a cool like a turret on the top. They walk all the way back all the way here Okay, speeder or something Jesus. Is that does the door open for anyone? Is there is there a door opener? She's she obviously like a normal door you can go through Yeah, I'll be like a little door Looks so meek. Oh, I was here. What are you doing? Don't be a dick. I'm complying and Jesus and take his mask down What were your orders? No, ain't telling you nothing inconvenience you. Why isn't your helmet on? Why have you not taken this helmet off? You no longer needs his head. Oh That sound effect Yeah Do you say eat shit eat what They tried to tickle you Where the fuck were you wait, you know this how do you know that do they have uniforms Oh, yeah, there is no yeah about there. You won't remember a thing about it You my darling won't remember a thing about a damn thing. What the fuck would anyone want with Canada? And so many comedy roles that Troy is just hilarious Perhaps he fears the rank or still have the rank No, he died I guess they got a new one also did Boba like what if I was talking to him Do to be really got a new if it was just a fat guy I'm the rank or I guess I'm gonna eat you I It's a good thing. He didn't notice there was no That was very lame they didn't actually do anything you willing to Make us believe that he's like willing to die before giving the information, but oh gosh The morning garden was like, oh, he doesn't need his head. That's my cue. Good toink. Yeah Why is why is he happy to get like his head chopped off like bitten off by a big beast that's a step too far Geez At least he does that's cool. It's trend oceans. Hello over there. Look kind of blue people there I was like they do it's like a weird mix of CGI and it just doesn't look I don't know. It's odd Hey, look, it's Boba fat. He was What are they called Gamorians? Mm-hmm. Good morning, guys. That's the species. I'm sure it's good Let's walk right up to the front doors guys right up to the front guy who tried to kill us Yeah, right up to that front door. Hi everyone. We're here I guess I'm here to see the man Look at this guy. This guy looks looks like a mailman. Do you have an appointment? I'm here to return it to its master He has a gun for you. It's not funny. You fuck all lack of pump for your entrance I might just put a fucking bullet right for this guy's head right here. Not fucking around Nevertheless, why would the assassins know exactly it is who hired them? Why would you not use like a contact or assuming? It's a lie. I feel like it can't be this easy to say in the season. It is the new Daniel over fat. You're excellent Why did you send this man to assess? They didn't really assess me The mayor had nothing And you admitted order of the night wind Why are you standing so weirdly? What are you doing? You're not even looking down these sites Thank you for turning him in Give this man his reward. Oh, okay. Sweet. I think good morons are sitting there like we're gonna help Do we win I know that you sit on the throne of your former employer For two hours not my employer job job obviously if fucking idiot one of them didn't employ me So I don't know what you're talking about. I assume you mean it's that one fucking. What a stupid thing to say Oh, we're not gonna address the Are you still even he would have left if the mayor person didn't thought otherwise I what did you come here to do some advice running a family is more complicated Said it yeah, thanks And just tell me he's on the quest we gotta do all the little Chapters. I want to see how he does this thing. I'd love it if Boba's decision here was to just be like, nah I don't really care Yeah, I just don't give a shit. Hey max rubo. You just walk into buildings waving your gun around Now you're sweating like a gum-tongue Like it was not sweating Yeah, cuz that would ruin the makeup the twins have laid claim to their late cousins request Twins are preoccupied with the debauchery of how to to bother with any ambitions on Tatooine Okay, um, oh no, it's the rancor did jazz playing stops What is happening max is just like oh whatever the club next door has a music to load Thank you. I'm much more comfortable whenever he puts it back on Yeah, cuz she's stupid. Does she have her knee rockets? I think the only honor she even has That fan ain't gonna do much for you, honey It's weasel. Oh, they're really touching. Yeah, geez. Yeah, I was about to say goddamn I don't believe that those guys can carry them. Yeah, that looks like a lot of fucking weight Maybe they're even like it's bad. Oh, yeah Where the fuck were you guys before? Yeah Really, we're doing that. Okay. Finally. We're doing this. Yeah He's rubbing himself with a rat. Oh God, it's this guy. Oh my gosh. Is it a what? Oh, just shoot him. Just shoot him with your gun. He doesn't have armor. Just shoot him Shoot him with your gun Desperate Rockets do you really want to fuck you've set my sister Yeah, why are the subtitles fucking beige when everything is sand. Oh, like what did that do it made it go Coward you serve this territory. Do you know that? Yeah, I guess. No, but we don't know the nature of Boba bit for tuna's rule Why didn't these guys kill bit for tuna then? Yeah, it's kind of weird. Yeah, why didn't they just come in and take his stuff earlier? I don't believe it's not Okay, we dealt with later. You just came out here to say that Puppet looks fantastic in return Really good Those two Gamorian guards like I'll thank God. I'm not gonna get shot. I was not good. Well, those two are gonna have a boss battle Hopefully it's good. I'm sure it'll be incredible. I'm really invested in these two characters fighting because they both Know I'm like genuinely impressed that we've had like 15 minutes of talking. I can't believe it But we don't I can't believe we've acknowledged that there's other huts. It's amazing. They just left. They just left Especially not now yeah, not right now I find it bizarre that we're supposed to believe the huts were like we need to go out today Why so we're gonna go look for that Boba fat guy and tell him this is our territory. What if he says no? What if he says well, then we'll just go home. Yeah, that's that's the plan Why does he have to be in the back? possibility Healing look at him Look at them go. You're so good at using that stick to fight. It's the lady. So this is posing Why do they want to train him? They respect him now Oh Why I don't understand what how is this helping? Yeah, if they figured out a way to talk to each other yet We're not holding on to that it's actually made of lube wood Oh, no You wouldn't expect Tatooine to be the place where you'd find lube wood, but here it is Maybe that's the one place you would make it up. They dig it up. Oh, look. He's digging for water He's like the we have a fucking slave and I'm doing this. Okay. Yeah That's kind of fucked up the last I'm teaching the slave on a fight while I dig. Yeah, you never taught me how to stick fight What if you just hit him in the fucking finger? Same moves three times in a row. I don't know what changed. Did you learn something? Yeah, he did a good job Yeah, that's really great that thing you did. Yeah, that's so cool Look, this is what we call this better than Ray. Oh, yeah Wait, what? Oh, look another scent monster thingy It's a scent frog. What the fuck is happening? It's a giggle God, I look terrible. We got our first blood on a boba Just so it just came out of the ground right next to him and they shot I guess that was that's all noble. That's what that's just what Yeah, it's boba's like smiling. He's like, yeah, that's great. They did that. Yeah It's great that they did that. I don't know what's happening, but it's great That is his face, yeah The guy's like, yeah, I'm I approve. Oh man, we were having such a good time a second ago Context for this, but I think it's good that they killed that frog What are we what's up? What's happening? What are we doing? It's it's like a sand one. It's a train. Oh, yeah, it looks mechanical. Shit is a train Oh, shit. Oh, what? It's a shooting train. Oh, no Shot the banter the fight. What are you shooting at? I feel like those guns. I'm gonna do anything. It's going to be a gun train Look at boba rescuing people because he's such a good man. So good. He's such a great dude I would appreciate that if this were a heroic character. I'd be like, that's a good touch But why is he doing it? Why did you not just let them pass? Why didn't you do that? It's not what they do. They just go past and just shoot things It's a gun train Why didn't they do their stuff? It's just a gun train. It goes through the world shooting everything Quick, we have to It's like a money python sketch It's the gun train It's the gun train. Oh, no That's the gun train Oh, no Why didn't you just duck and wait? If you knew all it does is drive past and shoot just get to cover I don't know. It's a general. Here have the sleigh. Oh my god. Look at all the people If I were to tap the fucking tribe is dead Can someone explain to me? It's a gun train It's like a tragic scene where like some of the raiders die But it's like how are we on this? It's almost like I don't know And then just goes away. I like how they just throw them unceremoniously on to just some fire willy nilly Fuck that. On the pile you go. No coins for the ferrymen for you asshole. You got killed by the gun train This is the biggest insult when you killed by the gun train All you had to do was not just get shot by it if they carried on doing literally nothing less of them would have died He's no space bikers again. They assumed tactical get mode down formation People bump into each other a lot. I was about to say this desert is pretty small Why just go around him asshole Why Why To long speeder I will stop them I will take rifle and stick I will take rifle and stick I will take rifle and stick Fuck the stick just take the rifle Are you supposed to get the the train is so far away by itself? Like you're walking Okay, here you go. Bye. He'll be back guys. Don't worry. Boba Fett's gonna go get cigarettes. He'll be back soon Oh, he's gonna take the biker's stuff, I guess But like I don't see how that's gonna help How is that strapped to his back? He just has a random loop on his back Have we just decided that the gun train is just gonna periodically come back? Okay I sure do love chips And I love mine now. Oh, that's how you get that's how you get coronavirus. Yeah cooties You're such a fucking cuckjerry. It's not right. What'd you just say boy? You said it's not right Oh no, they've got the little tickles. Oh no, not those Oh my gosh, Boba is gonna save the day There's a stage light right outside the door And someone gets a hobo out of my restaurant plate Why didn't everyone stop to pay attention? It's like, oh man walked into the bar. That's what happens He looks threatened, Jay. He looks like he's up to no good He brought the gun Why would you you shot the gun once you brought the gun to shoot at once And then pulled out a stick what the fuck is wrong? Also, this is like I thought this was like a training stick not like an actual Yeah, why didn't you bring like the actual stick? Wow Placements here easy because during the sand but that's sand everywhere So like when they're friends back and they're Yeah, they're only knocked out you gotta wake up. They're dead. I find it funny When they're hard to have the main character go around executing them all instead. He's just gonna be like I like this one I guess I'm glad we had that scene where he looked in you say it's gonna be back by morning. It's morning now Well, it could be like Man those poor bar owners they're fucked man, they really Figured that they could pad this season with flashbacks. Didn't they I just realized like a lot of this episode is getting Thrown away to this train heist that I guess we're doing It's actually like they couldn't they just couldn't decide whether to do a season about him escaping or a season But what he's doing now and they just did both. Yeah, I could kill the gun train, but I brought you a baby What the fuck are you doing you idiot stupid barbarians? Fucking what are you doing? You could use them That dude just threw something. Yeah Okay, we won't destroy them And even if you can't like use them you could sell them for money money is a pathway to many items Some would consider on that for all. Yeah, some would this Makes it go Please. Sorry. That's all he's gonna teach this. This makes it go Okay, who wants to go first the handles? No No, you haven't you know, you haven't taught them enough. Oh, we're gonna do a funny. We're gonna do a funny See funny No, why would you practice it? Oh How many warriors died in training? Hey, there you go. Oh You want to see how fast the train goes? Oh, I thought I thought He says uplifting music playing. I thought was what he was playing with his hand uplifting music playing Hey It's a montage always montage How you did it look I'm so glad he did it. I'm still unclear on what the maneuver is Needed for but I guess we'll find out. Yeah, because if someone's next to me in a speeder and it looks like they're about to jump I'm just gonna be like, oh, I'll I'll either accelerate or I'll break just saying by the way I feel like the gun train is ready for some speeders It's called the gun train No one fucks with the gun train rule number one of gun train He's breaking He's doing that searching for those things I guess Gun train gun train gun train gun train gun train gun train. I want's to die. Did they know it was gonna come this way? Is it just is is it legit just a train that drives through the desert shooting them once a day? Yeah, but it probably has stuff on it Like gun train By the way guys, we're called tusken raiders. This is not going to help our reputation. No Where's it going? Oh god gun train. I've seen people outside shoot them for tascans to shoot right. Oh, yeah, I love it spotted life Destroy it guys get your band. Wow Stop dragging them out and be open to be shot. I love they bring bad things just to become cover. Yeah, that's why they're here How'd you come on these are the easy shot. Yep. They that should just happen to all of them What's the plan? What are you? Oh come on ghost? What no, I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I don't believe you're making shots and these Last points too accurate for sand people Do you know how fast that thing moves even with a scope like no, it's mainly fast Tiny target first shot. They just make You idiot. Oh, you're dead. Oh, I guess what happened to the other speeder didn't happen to yours. Yeah, Boba's got a little bit of that That what idiot? Yep, that happened. Why not just shoot them from the hatch? They can only come out of this hatch Fighting on top of a train sucks. Oh my god. This is going to be Okay, let's try that Had they come out any earlier they don't be they'd go Yeah, there you go. Oh, they've got that as cover. Okay. Well, I mean this still seems over. How you getting out of this? Wow Wow What if that shakes the train and they fall the fuck off the train? Push the gun train they said it'll be easy. They said go a little robot Yeah, go down the hatch. Oh, what? They all have guns. They're just not shooting. No guns. Yeah, okay, of course What Yeah, why are you why are you running directly into the thing? Oh, you you deserve that death Fuck you. I really don't believe it's going that fast. By the way with how he's just seemingly oh Well, you sped it up so much now. It's breaking. What why jumped out the window? Is that the droid's protocol if someone comes in just jump out of the window It's like I'm like, why the fuck are you here? What are you doing? It's it's breaking. It's going to stop just leave I guess there's nothing on the gun train at all. It's just a gun train. It just shoots people Train he's like there are no more guns on the gun train. I don't want to run no train I want to run a gun train Oh, man. Oh Also deactivated the floating machinery. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, we fuck Oh, we only got one episode of the gun train. Oh, they're all here. How did you always run here? Wow, that's actually a good question. How the fuck did you get here? Oh, look at all these guns This is like a side question an rpg that I don't give a shit about like It's like why am I doing this? Well, because it's a side quest. I'm boba. Well, there's a side quest So I guess I'll finish it. What's the quest? Oh, there's a train with the gun train I guess I'll kill the people on the train and take the loot. That's literally the episode except there's no fucking gameplay It's all cut scenes Are you going to keep us? That depends on how you answer what I'm about to ask Do you want to get killed? You caring spice Wait, were you were you gonna lie and say you didn't have spice on the train with the raiding? We thought you were uncivilized raiders We were trying to protect our route. We made this gun train for this purpose alone We're just trying to protect our road like killing everyone These fans are no longer free for you to pass these people lay ancestral claim to the new sea No one fucking cares I don't know. I guess he does This is native rights, I guess You now travel under the protection of the tuskens Under the protection of the tuskens You know the tuskens will be like knock the tuskens will kill them Yeah, they killed Jerry and Frida and Andrew and Ryan and yeah, are you really sure that the tuskens are just going to kill them because of how many of them? No, what are you doing? No, it's wasted So he's gonna he's gonna unite the tusken tribes Uh, well my question now is how relevant is all of this gonna be if we have now jumped forward to him trying to be a crime What like is this? Surely this is relevance in some way A gift The gecko box I will let it guide me It will guide me Ah Boston What the fuck oh my god What the fuck is that There's a fucking gecko in your brain It will guide you from inside your head What the fuck is that Oh it's tripping No, I think it's farted in my brain Dude, he was like things were okay, but now I'm what's happening Oh my god, I can't listen to my fucking nose, bro I give you guys a gun trade and this is how you're going to do it I can't listen to my head There's a lizard in my brain right now I'm processing the fact that there's a lizard in my brain Is he actually here? What's happened? Is the lizard giving him psychotropic visions? I don't know if that's had a weird life, you know The tree I need it Oh no It wants to Oh no, it wants to This is how you become a tusken raider No, it's just like the thing Oh Fuck he's going on Dude, what the fuck What are we doing Also, do you remember there was a there was an A storyline? I guess we're not doing that today Yeah, fuck you tree He's just he's drooling while walking around on the floor All the tuskens are laughing at him His first trip, look at that idiot He's like Gandalf just spinning around This is a drug that you take by let by Just to be clear, they don't put the lizard in your nose It just goes up there, that's what it wants to do Life cycle is I want to match you wonder out into the desert Oh This episode we're introducing us to gun trains and nose lizards, man Guys Guys, he's totally back He's got a stick Dude, dude, he's gonna be like I made a friend like This is my friend. He tried to hook me and showed me visions of my past I'm walking back from a script I want him to sit down and be like was there a lizard did that happen? All of my nose or was that part of the vision also my spirit animal is a stick So they just let him walk off and hope for the best Why is that how it works It's attracted to wicker baskets and noses. How did the lizard evolve? He said I thought he was part of the dream I knew it Show me the branch Show me the branch Oh, is this how he gets his proper stick? This is his proper stick Yeah, they got a carpet stick out of that If you need the proper stick you need to put this lizard in your nose I'm sorry I will make the greatest stick from this stick You have to do this every time you break your weapons like oh fuck, where's the lizard? No, it wasn't evolved to be on brains They give you a lizard that crawls into your brain Makes you hallucinate so wander into the desert and find a tree have visions of your past And you know to break off a limb and bring it back so that they can make it into a club Yes, where do you just don't find a good club stick? Oh you have like a you just get a twig and you're like is this Is this good enough? No, this is the outfit he was on with the mandos I'm very thankful they've explained all of this by the way I did need an explanation for why you had clothes What we really just see is a scene of him introducing himself to someone as Bobanicus and then letting him go in Oh, that's too long. I'm not sure. I need to shorten that You are now a Tuscant Raider Oh, I have become raider Tragical people who live in the middle of the desert sure do like wearing thick black cloth In masks, isn't that what you don't want to wear? He's like turns out your twig is pretty shit. Sorry If I was gonna get like a a stick to turn into a weapon, I probably wouldn't do it while tripping I probably like try to examine the sticks With like most coherent mind. Oh my god. He's got a little vice. Yeah Love it for steak. He's cropping. Hey my steak. What the fuck? Ah stop. I don't see how this is gonna be that powerful though. I thought that the main sticks were made of something stronger Actual stick. It's just really good at this. Maybe this is an awesome tree Man, that's some pretty good patenting for your first try. It's all right. Oh, there you go. That makes better sense Wrapping it in some stuff. He just throws it away. It's like I'm gonna use my gun. Thank you This is fucking shit. I do really appreciate you helping me build this nice stick But uh, we're getting more character development for a fucking stick than any of the characters We've spent the whole we only got like 10 minutes of present-day story. We spent the most of it here with Yeah, and what a strange story it was I I really don't get why they didn't just start with this stuff to make like like this the first few episodes was backstory If we're gonna do it. Yeah, instead of giving me a little fimble of of like actual main present-day story What are we uh, what are we doing here? Man, you must have felt so dumb doing this Because the people who wrote this show, they're just like, I don't know. They just Yeah, they do this weird dance Oh, that's it What are we watching that was the point god We came so close to having something there as well because it was like hey the huts. They're angry at him It's like finally wait. No, sorry. Not 40 minutes of flashback 40 minutes of nothing like, oh, okay They fucking attacked a traitor got some resources and they like him now All right, let's not talk about how dumb that shit was too PG quest level story. It literally like not even like main story RPG that was like RPG like side quests. There's a thing in the desert go kill it That's your mission, but that's the main story of the show Even having said that it's like I feel like this is better than bad delirium. Like there's an actual story here more entertaining I like it wasn't man though. There is more purpose here That we're doing something with it is at least got the goal of being like How did he get from the salak to where we saw him in mad lord season two? Right, even though we question why and how it all happens. It's like, okay, but we're moving somewhere I just don't know why we're doing it in this way Which is better than mando where it's just like random bullshit each episode. I still think it's shit Well, yeah, it's it's got the standard issue right of like how do we connect all of these things together really badly There's a train that goes through the desert shoots the tuskens So now we're going to go into the biker guys and knock them out and then steal their bikes and leave those Bikers with the innocent people in the bar that we destroyed and then we're going to learn how to ride the bikes to then Raid the train. It's just driven by this little robot guy spider I'm going to become the boss of the the tuskens and and then I get a lizard in my brain I get a stick I'm going to do a cool stick where are there nice places in this galaxy I Dusty dirty duny barbarian filled scum crime ridden Shithole like are there nice places? We've been in tatooine for a long time with all the content to do this We have it feels very deliberate codes. Hey, man. That's like the main place you saw when you saw Star Wars That's where everything happens. Well, maybe maybe it'll be the other show where we get to go to new places That don't suck between this and mando. Yeah, they spend a lot of time on just these dirty dusty planets Where nothing where nothing interesting is happening too. I like that opening meeting was bizarre It was like it was there's so many like protocols that we're getting We just sort of sit here and assume that everything has to work the way that it does then it's like walking with guns Like we're already like, whoa, can you even do that? What's your authority? Are you like is there security? He just walks into the mayor's room I think that's kind of like a big problem, right? We're two episodes in and it's still very confusing What the state of affairs is in this area of the star wars universe? Who's in charge? What are they in charge of? What is the economy of this place? What are the uh rivalries? It's very unclear to me. Yeah, what's going on? I have no idea what the state of anything is. I don't know who's who. I don't know what's what Nobody acts rationally in this world. Nobody behaves like an intelligent person. So it's just Flat out bizarre to see anything happen. I don't care about anybody or anything in this world I don't care what happens to anyone. There's no characters here. That's that are even mildly interesting Everything to do with the desert gun train was done All of it That's just something they all accept. It's like, oh, yeah, that's the gun train Like if you know, it comes through here all the time Just don't be in front of it when it comes by like Instead of standing You know what I would have loved to see but like the boba we were discussing before we watched it So, you know what I feel like you would have done just like put an explosive in the ground We're on its path Blow it up and then blow it up No, we have to do like an elaborate speeder chase And you have like people crawling out because they've been and he just like stands on their shoulder And just shoot some in the head sort of stuff Are you not even sure if like he's doing it to help the tuskens or because he wants to raid the loot? Yeah, that would be a cool way to play with it. It's like is he playing these tuskens But we decided that he is a hero man now like Boba Fett is just unconditionally a hero Why is it that whenever like a fucking villainous character gets the focus like main character status in a tv show It's like, oh now they're good Don't be a coward. It's a big problem. Yeah star wars in general Since the the disney time because I remember battlefront 2 a lot of people were excited. It's like, oh cool We're gonna get like an empire story, but I actually gonna get to play from the empires p o v That's gonna be cool. Then halfway through you become a good guy. It's like, oh Yay And then it's the same here with mando We thought we were gonna get like a really morally gray bounty hunter doing crazy things and this is straight up hero He's a hero straight away They're all just Piece of shit Missionary that's what he's supposed to be and he's just a really good guy who does selfless things for people He believes in the rights of natives. He's getting to the point where it's like bobo Like what bobo your thoughts on the empire versus the rebels and and why did you work so hard to Kill these people who are trying to you know escape job as great like like it is getting to the point We're gonna have to explain that to us. Well, this is a very short amount of time after that a short amount of time after he Helped Darth Vader. Yeah, I saw one carbonite and delivered him to java and hang out with java. He wasn't a particularly nice guy Well, he was trying to kill for him. So this just seems to think the like mercenary crime lord is an aesthetic Yeah, yeah, I I wonder what spurred on this change. What what what are what is the What is the show trying to say it is? I don't know what the show is gonna give us a reason for it unless like his near-death experience and the Maybe maybe I feel like that's all they could be right that your near-death experience in the salak just changed your outlook on life But I mean bobo got tons of near-death experiences in his life We take the time to explore the time between Mando and the salak eating part, but then there's so many gaps in there First he's get gets captured by them for slave trading I'm guessing then he saves the kid and then in the next episode they just train him and he likes everyone And when someone gets killed he goes out on a revenge tour on the gun train It's like why I don't know why he's doing anything really How did you bond? How long have you been here and why aren't they giving you like other clothes? If you took more while it's really weird because there's still so many missing parts in between the things We're trying to clear up that we didn't know before and I was like here have this lizard Put on your nose and have a stick. It's like okay, and I guess this is done now On the stick and the lizard spirit quest and I'm just like what it's just not important like I don't I don't need to know the origin story of the stick I I can believe I can believe that he got a stick that was really cool You know, I don't need the origin story of the stick to be fair dude like if you would ask me I'd have been like so he must have fallen to the salak got out His armor must have been stripped from him somehow at some point by jawas and then he He managed to team up with some tuskens. I can see that happening I suppose and he would have spent some time with them In order to get back to his full strength and then he came into mando season two that that must have been it Like I don't I don't actually think that this it's unreasonable to infer pretty much all of that Yeah, I assume that if he has tuskens stuff he we know he was the sarlacc pit the sarlacc pits in the desert Where all the tuskin raiders are so at one point he And the the story that I could make up in my head instantly is way better than anything You're gonna waste my time within a tv show soon. You don't have the gun train was pretty funny, but absolutely dumb as fuck Yeah Tell the story Like 50 minutes And I actually grew Jay Yeah, it's crazy right now Just don't just don't do it as flashbacks just start there And tell this in a whole because we could have put this and the other flashbacks in the first episode And then just start with episode that is now one and put the things that are not a flashback episode two in the second Episode then or alternatively just have one flashback. Yeah Like you don't you don't even need to lead with it Maybe we should just lead with the current state of affairs and then for the whole time We're like why is Boba Fett acting in xy and then we get our flashback episode near the end of the season I'm feeling that it might even be responsibility that we just get loads of flashback like the whole season I'm hoping that this is the end of the flashbacks. I want to stop. Yeah, I'm begging for to stop now. Come on But how does it just like what if there's like an equivalent to the gun train next episode? It's like the Well, just in the present day The next episode So what I worry about is I think that it's done because the fact that he's exactly the way he was when we saw Amanda season two now. However, there were no Tuscan raiders So have we still got several stories of how they all get killed or how he falls in love with the woman one and she gets killed Like what are we gonna do? Oh god They all get wiped out and then he's like vengeful or whatever It's an interesting decision from like the creative standpoint when you think about all right What are we gonna do with him? We've got this time. We need to establish characters and stuff Those things we need to do and they say, oh no instead. We're gonna put him with this group Where all their faces are covered so we get no Easy way to differentiate individuals. They can't express themselves emotionally through Like acting in terms of the facial expressions anything like that. They don't speak a language we can understand So it's I feel like you you really lost a huge amount of opportunity to work with a lot of stuff that could be in here I guess he really really wants the Tuscan raiders to unite and be strong and powerful I don't know. Yeah It seems to me that they're just using the flashbacks as an excuse to have lots of action scenes that they couldn't otherwise Put into the main a plot which is bizarre when you think about not being able to put action scenes into a story Like the a plot should have yeah Yeah, it it that seems like a an excellent place to have these cool small scale tactical sort of engagements small groups against small groups and sabotage and You know subterfuge and sneaking around and doing some cool stuff and a gunfight here and there But I get we just don't get that we get Stick fights and gun trains wonder what the next episode will be Maybe we'll see the huts come back and they'll be like hey Presumably they're gonna tell people to try and kill him, right? I assume because they just you should have just put two in their fucking foreheads right there Well, that's what a mercenary might do, but not hero fat. That is in in in Civility right there. That's what that is rags. Oh, they see Jay look lame I don't know what they really could have done though I doubt they've got the capacity to make the kind of puppets that we had back then I don't know it would have been great season long villains like all the huts You know it cuts to them every once in a while. What are we going to do about Boba fat? How are we going to get back huts stuff that their job is stuff? How are we going to do that and then you have again? We had the potential that you could have it so that the twins were the ones that took hold of Tatooine But they gave it to a bib for tuna. They just wanted him to continue everything. That was it But under their rule now that he's gone and Boba fat's taken over That's a different dynamic and they need to kill Boba and take and then by the end of the season He could kill both the twins I guess and it could it could piss off a big powerful hut These two were just given Tatooine to take care of or something I wonder how the mayor will play into all of this Yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen. I just I just don't know if I knew any of the characters and what's happening Well, I have no idea what's gonna happen for anybody except Boba. I just know he's gonna do the right thing No matter what I don't know what will happen as a result of what the characters I know have been told to me Like anything could happen in this show and it stinks There's no rhyme or reason to any of it. Will this happen? Maybe will this happen? Maybe Boba fat season one one episode two Thanks for watching everybody