 Of all the antagonists in the video series, you normally do the intro, but I don't care about the rules, because I'm playing as Bandit Keith, and I don't follow the rules, I'm cheating, I'm taking over the intro, this is my video now. When you think about doing this, you probably forgot that somebody actually got killed, they got really violent at the end of that tournament there. Bandit Keith pulled out a Blinky on Pegasus, and Pegasus was like, I have super bowers, and Bandit Keith died, but nevertheless, this is prior to that. I'm not going to have to cheat to beat this loser. Yeah, today we're doing Joey versus Bandit Keith, one of my favorite duels from the original series when I watched it. I went back and read the mug, it wasn't as exciting as I remember, but Joey's still that guy. So I'm going to go ahead and win this. You're still that guy with the bunny for your rank. And I'm assuming on his rank. Shut up, you're going first because of that. I don't care, I'm Bandit Keith. You better prove it then, you better start cheating right now. Because my opening hand is, I don't even need to cheat. I don't even need to cheat. That's what's crazy. Yes. I start by playing Terraforming, one of my three because I'm limited. Oh yeah, oh yeah, while it is unlimitedly. They grabbed Mausoleum of the Emperor. And we can actually use three of cards that wouldn't be allowed at three of them before, except we can't use Pot of Greed. Shut your mouth, bealer. Mausoleum of the Emperor. I'll use my effect to pay 1,000 life points to summon my pendulum machine. I didn't need to tell you what I summoned there. I thought I was going to face up. What a cool kind of duel you got here. You know what, I'll go ahead and take you up on that. I'll also pay 1,000 life points. But that's my effect. And I'll bring forth Lava Battle Guard in attack mode. Nice card for the making for men. I already know Lava Battle Guard smells bad. Bro, shut up. I don't know why even. I should have just looked up what pendulum machine had for defense to be honest. It's only, you know, I only just told you what I had. No, stop, stop. I'll use another one of my effects, except this time I'll be paying 2,000 life points. What? You're going all out? I should have called forth Barrel Dragon. Oh my God. I'm not feeling too good about this one, James. I'll target you, wack Lava Battle Guard. I feel like I might have made a mistake. And you're destroyed. I feel like I might have made a calculated mistake here. Next I'll play my 7 completed. Jesus fucking Christ. Boosting up my Barrel Dragon. This motherfucker cheating his ass off. Then I'll attack. Okay. Lessons learned for next duel. I get it. I actually have a genius idea. In case you want to use my effect again, you won't, because I'll be playing a card face down and ending my turn. You are a bitch for that. But I simply will top that copycat and win. Ooh, that's not a copycat. But you know what? I don't need copycat when I'm him. I don't care what anybody says. I'm him. Brother. I'm him. Time wizard. Time roulette. Heads, heads, heads, heads, heads, heads, heads. Yikes. Bro, it's like damn. It's like damn. That was a tough duel out there. I'm scared because of what you might have, bro. So I'm going to... I don't know if that's a mirror for us. And I feel like I got to get rid of it, bro. Respectfully. It wasn't. It was mystical space stuff. I didn't think you would have a two-truty like that. Ooh. That was a quick duel. Yeah, it was. I should have MST'd. I was like, there's no way he's going to use it again right away. And I was like, it might even help me. Bro, if you were smart, bro, you could actually negate the effect and make me pay the price of the life points because it's a field spell. It would have negated? Oh, shit. Because it's a field spell. Shit. Well, now the comments are going to be like, misplay. He would. But I didn't know I was going to add. I'm here as the authentic duelist who will teach you. Bro, I wasn't going to fucking do that shit and misplay. Like, I didn't want to MST something that was going to go through, bro. MSTs really just showed up and put his fucking shmeat on the table. That was great. That would have paid somebody life points. And it worked. Oh, brother, dude. I got a strong turn. I'm open with an axe for you. You are cooked. No, I'm not. Shut up. You are cooked. You're done, kid. You're done. Shut up. You don't even know me like that. I'll play my terraforming. Oh, my God. To pick up Mausoleum, did he actually play this? Again, just in case you guys haven't seen our character duels before, we get these decks from Legacy of the Duelists usually. So I don't know if Bant and Keith actually played Mausoleum of the Emperor, but you know what? That's what he's playing. I'll pay 1,000 life points. How strong is this guy? 17? Yeah, 17, bro. I'll set a card. Staying your lane, bro. And I'll set a card and I'll end my turn. What's that face down card? And should I even try to play around it? I don't think it matters, actually. I'm just letting you know it's indestructible. It's indestructible. What do you mean indestructible? Whenever you attack, it's indestructible. Shut up. No, it's not. It is. I don't buy that for a second. All right, then attack and find out. I will. All right. Something is happening in my hand. Oh, my goodness. Whoa. The power of time. It's escaping me. My baby dragon of time was escaping to 4,000 dragon. Dragon. And then I'll also pay some life points, bro. That's not good. No, you're genuinely fine. Anywho, come here. What do you got? Like 2,000 defense? Yeah, indestructible. Bro, read his description, bro. He's an indestructible mechanoid. Yeah, bro. He ain't scaring me. He looks pretty destructible. That's a level five. Bro, no wonder this man has to cheat out all his monsters. His fucking deck is as... It was a fluke last time. All right, I'm going to go ahead and activate time machine. He's going back in time. Yeah, bro. You're not the only one who plays with the strings of time, bro. Oh, I can't get through that. Now he's actually indestructible. Yeah, bro. Look at him. He's indestructible. All I needed is my lava battle garden. This thing was over. Bro, you're not getting over 1,000 dragons. Stop laughing, bro. I don't need to get over 1,000. Fuck him, whatever dragon. I'll play seven completed. You'll never get through my indestructible card. Oh, my God. Now he's actually indestructible. You'll never get over this. Until I top deck MST, that is. I'll just simply end my turn. MST to me. Watch this. Draw MST. Draw MST. Draw. There's no way you actually did. Nope, but I got something better. 2,000. Is it the red eyes black dragon? And he's still not strong enough to take out this little fuck. Your board's kind of scary. You're one equipped spell from beating my ass. I'm kind of scared. He's a crazy boy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's your laugh at that? Time to just dramatically take this duel over. I'm also in the neighborhood of paying 2,000 life points. You're cheating. And I'll bring out Zoa. Huh? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Get rid of red eyes. Get rid of Zoa. No! My mirror force protects me from any incoming attacks. That was kind of a little canonical turn, though. Fuck. You have no idea. Oh man, I got a card that would have beat your ass. You were going to form Metal Zoa. Metal Zoa has to be special summoned from my deck. It's in my hand right now, bro. It's useless. I'll be paying another 2,000 life points. What you laugh at? There's no way you got another Zoa. I don't, but I have Barrel Dragon. I know you don't. Dead ass, no you don't. I'm glad to be getting rid of your heavy artillery. I'm just falling in holes, getting attacked by mirror forces. Finally, something good. I'll activate Pot of Greed. Don't mind the actual text. This is definitely just Pot of Greed. You're going to draw exactly what you need. Wow, that would be fucking risky. But I think that would be a beautiful way to just end this duel and show you that I'm that guy. There's no way you're playing time with him. There's no way. Don't be an idiot. I'm not stupid about being a duelist. Ain't nothing stupid about rolling the dice. I'm that guy. I'm that guy. Nah, you got to take it after that. You got to take it after that one. That was sick. All right, so it's like two blitzes, you know. What a duel. Look at these fields. And now we're going into the finals. Pegasus looking on it. Yuki boy. Yuki boy. You see this duel? You see this shit? You know what? I'm going first because I'm going to take life by the... I'm just going to take it by storm. You're not taking that sentence by storm. Shut up, bro. I'm going... What did you get, bro? We don't even got to talk about it. All right, because I don't love my hand. So if you don't love your hand, I don't love my hand, bro. What are you talking about? Bro, my deck is literally like... You have no idea how important Mausalima the emperor is. Because everything is level five plus. Like everything. I can't play any. These cards are useless. I'm not going to have all my joints this bad. No, you aren't. Because I'm not going to wait around, bro. I'm going to show you a fusion that you don't even probably recall. By sending away my guardian of the labyrinth and my protector of the throne. You don't even know who I'm summoning. You still don't know. You're confused. I'll summon... You'll see. Don't even ask about him, bro. 1850 kind of strong, bro. Yeah, it only took three cards. Damn it. We're going to have to do a fourth door. It's going to be a blitz? Yeah, it's a blitz. So much of a blitz. In fact, we might have to do another extra duel. We might have to go back in point. Because it ain't no goddamn way. Bro, you attacked me with both of these monsters. I just can't use Mausalima the emperor. And that's all I have to play cards. Well, at least let me make it a little more interesting of a blitz. Let me just throw it back old school. Wait, hold on. I have life points looking like, bro, I'm going to have to ask you to not this attack, bro. Just because if I get Mausalima, how am I going to summon anything? Well, though you want me to reverse time, you'll see the D-Nights special effect. Bro, this motherfucker doesn't do anything. If it attacks directly, bro, it sends us back in time to before the duel started with new hands. You don't want that? No, you know what? I'm going to activate a special effect. Whoa! Oh my God, I feel like I just blacked out, dude. Oh, my hand is kind of... Nice! My hand kind of dies. All I do is a pot of extravagance. Yep, yep, yep. Impossible! After that, it's not actually not that impressive, but... Oh! Oh! This is the kind of hand you love to see. This is the kind of hand you love to see. Oh, no, one of those is Mirror Force. Ah, I'm mad. I'll play my mystical space typhoon. No, no, no, no. Fuck! My Kunai would chain. I'll play my terraforming. Oh, here we go. The mausoleum is here. The consistency got to be insane. I've never seen a deck that needs a field spell so bad. I can't play any monsters without this. I'll go ahead and pay 1,000 life points. Oh, just 1,000? To bring out Ancient Tool. 1,700 attack. Wow, that's not great. Anyway, I'm going to beat your ass. Yeah, you are. Now, bro, I don't want to see it later. I like to keep some cards wrapped up. I don't want to do anything drastic with health. Now that's a strong opening hand. I'll set one card and then my turn. Oh, God. Why can't I have like Harpy's leather duster? I don't want you to have that. That would be crazy. Okay, all right. You know what? Go hard or go home right now. Where are you going? I'll call for Zoa. Go hard or go home. How do you summon Metal Zoa? Why are you keeping it a secret? Bro, mind your bid. Attack him directly, Zoa. Bro, you're scared to use your beer force. Scared of nothing. I ain't scared of nothing. I need you. I need you alive. What you up to, bro? I need Zoa exactly where he is right now. What you up to, bro? The only thing I'm up to is a devious plan, bro. A devious plan. Because right now what I'm seeing, bro, is exactly what you're seeing. Okay. But also, I am Metal Zoa. The only Metal Zoa here is me. Oh, shit! That is a problem. Tell me, do you feel me? I'm Metal Zoa now. Yes, you are. So you are. Look at me go. Coffee got best card of the game. What's good? Okay, okay. How do I do this? God, if you have a beer force, you just like, I can get over this, but I'm just worried your beer force is just going to fucking put his meat on the table. Yeah, you're pretty tough. You're pretty tough. I'll be going into defense mode and I'll be ending my turn. Why can't I just MST the beer force, man? I can't believe Coffee Cat is holding it down like this. I can! This guy is fucking broken. He's a little broken. Plus beer force. Alright, I'll go ahead and just activate time machine. Time machine? I just need some defense on the beer, bro. Oh, this is, this is nuts. This is nutty. Dee-Dee, mood stack, you do. Place something in attack mode. Oh my God, what are you doing? I'll call forth Zoa, my other one. Hey, I'm Zoa right now, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next I'll activate 7 completed. Oh shit. Wait, what? It has to be a machine? What is Zoa being? Why are you running him? This was my big play. Oh, nuts, man. I'm going to show you the most metal thing you've ever seen. I'm going to show you the ultimate medals that I play. I'm going to kick it up a notch. Oh my God. I'm going full metal. Wait, so you didn't have beer force? No. I'm going full metal more. Wait, so hold on. Does it, does it multiply with all three? I don't know, but I want to see. Oh shit! Oh shit! See, that was just a broken combo, bro. So to get Metal Zoa out, I got to equip Metal Morph on Zoa and then I can special summon Metal Zoa from my deck. That's why I was asking because I had so many Metal Morphs I wanted to give you one. Oh, that would be fun. That was the last one, bro. Scared? I guess so, yeah. What do you mean? It's fine, it's fine. I'm just saying, it's fine if you're scared, bro, it's fine. Ready up now, I already know. No matter what happens. Yeah, bro, watch what happens to you. You got to be looking. I drew so many Metal Morphs. Now my goal, the only thing left for me to do is to summon Red Eyes Black Metal. Alright, no, that's the challenge. You know what? Whoever summons their Metal, because I got Metal Zoa, you got Red Eyes Darkman's Metal Dragon, whatever, bro. You're done, man. You're done. You're done. You are so good. You're done. I just need 80 pieces of the puzzle to make Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon happen, but I'll make it happen. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick... Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick... What you got? Terraforming. Okay. Once you got Asplosive. Yeah, shut up. Anyway, I'll play my Mausoleum of the Emperor. You haven't seen this one before, have you? Next i'll activate it, and set a monster, and end my turn. Are you playing scared as hell? Bro, I'm getting ready to beat you, as.... You don't mind me, bro. I'm beat you. Ask. Are you playing scared as hell? It is the show ever real give me that because I'm bringing forth the red eyes black dragon already There's no way you had metal morph. I don't thank God, but if I did you'd be the first one to hear about it I'm gonna darkway might pick it up. This is our replacement for graceful charity. Yes. It was Konami let me use the cards. Let me lose the cards and I guess I just win now right like what am I supposed to do? I like Lee's story likely story brother You're never gonna get through launcher spider. I use that so strong because I pay two thousand to summon it, bro It better be this when you put it like that. He's not the strongest guy I'll activate mausoleum of the emperor another 2k. Oh, this can only be one guy and I'll bring out barrel dragon Yeah, that was the guy I was referring to I'll activate barrel dragons effect. You missed these I don't yes, you do I do Yeah, I'm still stronger than you bro. I wouldn't attack. I'm still stronger than you bro Okay, I couldn't stop destroy your red eyes metal idiot black dragon, bro Mmm, sorry, bro. I'm taking you to the battle step, ain't I? Yeah, that one little car What I'll activate seven completed. Oh shit. I need some more deep in it. Jesus Christ Launchers fighters not going down without a fight bro need him to live He dictates whether I survive at all. Why are you giggling? Just laughing ain't I I'm gonna pay another 2k To bring forth a second non canonical red eyes black dragon. Wow cheater. Who's the real cheater, bro? That's not even yeah, I was duping my cards I was stayed up all late last night thinking about my sister's eye surgery and Serenity needs this money for eye surgery you you use you don't understand. She can't see I draw Bro, I'm gonna take out this little defense. No mistake blast beer will equip to your red eyes black dragon Yeah, you can say bye-bye to the strong red eyes during your next this is so disappointed Yeah, yeah, I got some disappointing news, too, bro. I might have just drew my fucking metal, Zoa Yeah, you're teaching them. It can only be I can only be special summon from the deck. Uh, yeah You know what that's fine. That's fine. Anyway, I'll activate mausoleum of the emperor no more games regular Zoa No, you had so it too. Yeah, bro. Come here. No, no, bro. Okay. All right. You know what gotta happen at some point I was fully protected all along. It's a shame during your next day by base. Dotto doya. I draw Goodbye Whoa, yeah, you didn't get that part. Did you oh defensive now? Aren't we? Yeah? Yeah, what's wrong wheeler every card has its weakness the odd You're gonna see that soon enough just cuz I don't need you going crazy with my fields You are so cooked the gods are smiling upon me now. I like to be a little more No Black dragon. It's so funny because darkness dragon is just worse. No, it absolutely is but you gotta do it for the bit, bro What are you bitch? Do it, bro. Don't be a bitch. I don't I would have done it, bro You're right. I am gonna do it and now I can get rid of red eyes black dragon to bring forth red eyes black metal dragon He would be sick if he had like the built-in effect. Yeah, I don't know why he doesn't have metal Damn it this dumb card copy cat. Oh, I only got my original shit Well, man admit of a miss what it wasn't a miss play. It was a purposeful miss play, bro It's only miss play if you like God, I can't play any card look at red eyes black metal dragon god I'm cool with it. He does look cool. I can't get over seven completed launchers fighter Hey, I know how to get over this You're so lucky you tie wizard. I got nuts. I got three level seven vanilla monsters and metal Zoa in my hand, bro Can't do anything look at red eyes black metal dragon. God. He is trash. I have bad news. What's the news? Never mind never mind God, why does metal so I have to be special for my debt? God, you just pick them up and it's just it's done dead dead card Stupid guard. Oh, no fucking shot. That's awesome. Don't say that Well, it is I don't want to hear that bro. I don't want to hear that. I just need to draw my MST You are so cucked. Oh, let me MST so I can animate your ship, bro. Oh my god I need it. I need a misty so bad. Please dad. You gotta give me a well It won't be copycat. Huh? I'm bringing Zoa back from the graveyard. Oh The swing of memories. What did you remember from those time? I remembered how to beat copycats ass Why are you doing this to copycat? Fucked copycat, bro He was like OG launcher spider the shame of what launcher spider became God, please somebody give me MST so I can animate this bitch. Oh, it's destroyed during end phase, bro I got to do some with him. Oh true. This is so risky What I'm losing it bro. I'm Bro, you don't need to yet. You don't need I do though. I do because I need I need I need to animate you bro, and this is the most anime shit Joey would ever do So I want you to hear me out Dion. I'm gonna time. I get it. If you get it wrong, you lose Hold on don't activate it yet comment section without skipping forward. Does dotto doia call this right? Does dotto doia call time was it right there in the content if there is a Yu-Gi-Oh dueling God They know exactly what I'm trying to do with this play and they know that my heart is in the right place So time wizard won't fail me. I'm going at time was it time roulette heads heads. That's please Yes Yes, I send all your monsters to the graveyard, but the grave is a helpful place I like to make grave robber and take seven complete it from your grave Now with my machine red eyes black metal dragon. I can equip seven completed. You take 2000 damage dotto I don't need to use 2000 damage dotto Oh, you don't read. He doesn't read Oh Yeah You know I did that old speech even the fucking bit where I blow Why is grave robber that What the fuck my ultimate machine red eyes To play in concept was so cool. Oh fucking god, and I fucking blew up Well, that was a depressing into the video where this man rigged his seven completed to explode Fucking cheated that is how they'd explain in the anime All right, and that's the end of the video. Bye. Bye subscribe like goodbye