 our HP storage and mailing ceremony. We've got a little special plan for you tonight. Could be really good. We'll see. This is kind of our gateway to our big customer reception this evening at Trist. Are you all gonna be there? Excellent, okay. So, I'm Craig Nunes. I, at least for the moment, run global marketing for HP storage. My boss is here somewhere. Manish, can you join me up here? Manish, we're gonna have you do the deed over here with the ribbon cutting. So take your place. This isn't what was written. So, look, yesterday was a very big day for us, for you guys and for our industry. We had a very big announcement around the all flash data center. And we think it's real. And we think with what you guys have experienced over the past year, combined with a buck and a half per usable gig, a machine that scales to what? 15 petabytes, five and a half petabytes in one rack. Do you think that's big enough for any data center out there? I think so. I think that we're giving this all flash paradigm a big push, a big nudge, and that it's ready for you guys with what we've put together yesterday. Now, I like participation. What was your favorite part of yesterday's announcement or today's keynotes? Any hands and their t-shirts, if you raise your hand, okay? Yeah, peak, peak, come on over here, come on up here. Favorite part of today or yesterday? Fishing. Fishing. Is that a new storage term on the weekend? No, no, really, come on, we're storage guys. Honestly, it came down to the new technology, the new features, the ridiculous performance level that we're seeing from the 28th. Nice. Now, Pete is with the Salesforce marketing cloud. And so they actually have had their hands on one of these. So one of the lucky few so far. Pete, I know you've made HP a wardrobe, here we go. Now, we haven't, to this point, and even in the keynote, we didn't talk a lot about speed. I think we might've mentioned it once. To just put it into perspective, what is the fastest living creature on land? Do any of you guys know? Cheetah's a good guess, it's not quite right. The fastest living creature on land is the Flash. Breaking every speed limit in the discover zone. Craig, I've never been better. In addition to performance, I have end-to-end data integrity with persistent checksum. Nice. One second, RPO, but async streaming, bidirectional peer motion, and I have store-on's protection. Nice, well, you might need all that agility because I'm afraid we've received a complaint. Really? Why? A complaint from the Evil Machine Company on sightings of super-fast HPL flash arrays. Do you know how fast you were going through the cloud exhibit? Well, 3.2-minute IOPS, 75 gigabytes per second. And not only that, we clock you eight times faster than another company's brand-new product from yesterday. I've heard some speeding complaints. I've had many. Sir, I need your ID. Come on, I have no ID, I have no pockets in this outfit. Where's your driver's license? I have no driver's license. All right, he's gonna have to come with me. Sorry, people, you're under arrest. You're going down town. I have a storage party. I got the unveiling. Put your arms behind your back. Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be held against your court of law. You have the right to return it. Flash, come back. Wait, Flash, come back. Hey, Flash, looks like disaster has struck. I'm here to help. Wait a minute, aren't you Clark Kent, the guy from the Daily Reporter here to cover our big flash announcement? Reporter by day. Data protection superhero when disaster strikes. And it looks like disaster has struck for Flash. So Flash, you need the superpowers and the super fast speed of store ones recovery. I'm pretty sure I'm fired up. Okay, so how about if we get down to business and do the big ribbon cutting, yeah? Okay, so we're gonna give Manisha a little cue, but we gotta practice. Just a simple one, two, three from you guys. So let's practice, ready? One, two, three. Okay, bring it next time for real, okay? Okay, everybody ready? Okay, Manisha on three, ready? One, two, a quick round of applause for the 20,000, a quick round of applause for Mr. Super Data Protection Man, Patrick Osborn, our senior director of everything store ones. And Vish Mochan, senior director of all things three bar. If anyone here does not have a wristband for our little get together tonight, there are gonna be folks handing out wristbands up here. You better spread out or you're gonna get mobbed. Please join us. It's a great time to just chill out and have a little fun with the storage game. Have a great, great discover and thanks for coming. Like an announcement, Greg will be looking for a job soon. So if you guys know any good recruiters, please send them his way because his family still would like him to be a working man. Oh wait, yeah, Ned, I might be hiring. Oh.