 I want to shoot baby Fucking Wilson your interview is ready. Let's go Shut this is a buddy interview. No, okay, but it's okay. No, no, no, I need my good luck. I need my good luck Okay, you need your sparkly faggot Okay, he's not gay. Are you sure he glows in the summer well, don't y'all Okay, okay, I'll go in the corner. Okay. Yeah, that's good. Thank you. Okay. He likes to be in the corner Okay, I brought this back full stuff. Do you need my guns out or is it okay to stay? I need you to empty it all please. Can you have a fake shot? Cuz the store was out of real ones, so I thought Okay, okay, we're drinking. Yeah, you know, there's nothing in there, right? Yeah, I just want to copy you It looks looks good on you. So I thought it looked good on me Okay, fair enough. All right, mr. Wilson. What can we do for you? Oh, I want to be an Avenger Let's put it this way Thanos is here. He's killed a bunch of your people and well I thought hey Disney and Fox emerging together, so I'd be here for you Well, I'm sorry, but that's just how it is and we can't have you yet Well, that's bullshit. Well, mr. Wilson Fox and Disney haven't quite Merged yet, so we can't really have you in that vendors yet Look, mr. I don't care what you think everyone is dead. Thanos is coming. I can kill him. Trust me I can't kill him. My lefty Tom over there can tell me for sure. Mr. Edward Rocker Pattinson So listen, I can be an Avenger screw Disney and Fox merging you guys need me Iron Man's dead Captain America's dead Thor's dead Hulk said and trust me guys. I'm not spoiling Avengers anywhere We haven't seen it yet. This is actually in real life, but trust me sir. I am the one you need Look mr. Wilson, we don't need a red-looking dildo motherfucker on our team But if that's really what your heart is set on, let me go make a call. Hello, mr. Fury Wade Wilson is here and he wants No fucking way Wilson on my motherfucking team. I know sir, but there ain't no buts here I don't want no fucking way Wilson on my vengeance leave Then give him some hope and take it away from that Freddy. Okay, mother fucker the boss So I got some questions for you What was that we'll get to it just I got some questions for you first, okay, and mr. Wilson So I have some questions for you Lay them on me, man Which Avenger is your favorite and why let me tell you my favorite Avenger has to be that sweet ass But I do have an impartial to hold he's a good puddler What type of special skills do you bring to the table? besides over killing and all the fucking I do have a mad dick I Don't think you should show that today because this is an interview and I should behave myself So besides that I can make a good pancake blueberry chocolate chip whatever you need Hot-pockets pretty good in my wheelhouse top ramen all that stuff. That's what you're looking for So you'll be the cooking bitch Mr. Wilson sorry sir Well, mr. Wilson Unfortunately, I don't think you'd be the best fit for our team right now half your team is dead Half the team is better than having you Well, mr. Let me tell you something Edward over there has seen my special skills and you want me to tell you something fuck Fuck you and your whole fucking team and everything will have that matter. Okay. You understand that I Don't need you because you want to know something You don't know what's in this bag. Do you because you said to give it all my weapons well I already killed Thanos you little fucker Okay, I already killed him Now I have the fucking with any gauntlet. So what's he gonna do a little motherfucker? Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something Fuck you and fuck you Mr. Wilson come back wait mr. Wilson