 Hello hello hello hello How does that'll do Jess is booting up her computer roll on in just roll on in Hello, I don't think book was in here bookable commented like an hour or two ago Y'all hear me all right my mustache is giving me conniptions Welcome back to the damn beaver's Hello Brad, how are you doing? Hello, Haley Hello, hello, hello Everything set up here. Yeah, my little timer. Your boy is going bald needs to shave his head again Bagel Bagel in the chat everybody. I don't know if I play much. We are under a Oh Toe naggie warning and I'm cooking to tomato warning. Yeah, I hope hope it completely misses you I hope nothing happens. Anyways, hi Bagel. How you doing Dearest? You don't know how to play this game. Well, let's fix that real quick What I do is I hold up a card and The card looks like jibberish It looks like gibberish and You kind of sound it out on your own and try to figure out what it actually says in Baldeen Yep, Jimmy's right, that's how you do it. It is after-party half-bear party. I've been to some of those Yeah, that makes more sense. Oh Haley I missed you. I missed you. I missed you Missed everybody. It's been too damn busy around here, but we are specifically That way the only one I get Evening Jimmy We are doing the naughty ones the ones that are marked salacious Which are the red cards? because We are grown folks. Hey, Ty. How you doing? How you doing? I'm wondering since I did a video today and Announcements on discord if we're gonna get more people than we usually do Good, I'm glad you're good. I had to use Someone else's Instagram to go check your post. Hi. I felt like a Felt like a spy Let's spin on because I don't have an Instagram and it wanted me to sign in to go see oh stir So I got my dark soul shirt you died again And I'm locked cocked and ready to rock. All right, so no prizes tonight. I'm gonna have to repeat this once we get started Sorry, thank you for the of court. No need to say sorry. Oh Yeah, I had to I had to sneak my way in there Had to sneak it in there time sneak it in okay, so no prizes tonight But I want to talk to you guys about future prizes Which basically I'm going to unload some of my books off on you guys instead of Them getting traded in or sold or given away to people. I don't know So next week and you'll see this next Sunday when the announcement video goes live But I'm gonna be given away I have doubles of a lot of Stephen King stuff like this movie tie-in cover for the shining I don't know why it's a movie tie-in cover But it is it's considered one Because up here it says The masterpiece of modern horror now a Stanley Kubrick film for Warner Brothers starring Jack Nicholson and Shelley Debald The prize is boggle. Yes. Our prize is this game. Well tonight it is so what I'm gonna do is I'm going to load up a box of several books and I'm not gonna tell you what all is in there and you will get a mystery box from me instead of just like one book Whoever wins or the top three. I think it was the first Three people to win to get the correct answers. We'll get a mystery box and I will send that mystery box out and Everybody will yeah a mystery box. Yes Yes, Brad. Hey, Derek. How you doing? I'm doing fine, man. I'm doing great Ooh mystery box Me too. I got worried you got worried about what what happened. Oh wait a second I wondered where that sentence was heading. You wanted to unload on us. Yes It's like to remember the stream highlights video. I'm like, well, welcome to church of the chair or whatever I said And I'm your hostee and today I'm for forcing my stream on you It is also hot Streamly hot, but I don't know if you guys can see this check this out So if I even these out, these are the same book same additions. This one over here is like what a centimeter taller They're even at the they're even at the bottom, but this one over here is just a little bit taller It's very weird. Hey Jayrod. How you doing? And it's got cool little stuff like Pictures from the movie in it and then just the whole thing of people like streaming This is the mouth open scenes. I have two book club additions of the stand 1978 and they are different thickness. Yeah. Yeah, it all depends on the problem with double day back in the day Was that they didn't believe in their authors so they didn't put a whole bunch of money into Especially into Stephen King or into any horror really So what what we got was This is an actual first edition and then you have the dead zone This is a first edition also Then you put them together Why aren't they the same size right? Well the original first editions from double day Were printed this the same printer did the book club additions that did the first editions Because I didn't want to spend a whole lot of money On someone they weren't a hundred percent sure about and then once Carrie Once Brian De Palma or whoever was bought the rights for Carrie the pay Stephen King made $400,000 on selling the paperback rights, which is absolutely nuts Just found my second copy at a flea market about a month ago for a dollar. Hell you the iconic shot What are you talking about? Which time about BC? Man, it is so damn hot here. It is I got the air down to 60 degrees and The air even out here can't really keep up It feels like a hundred and five here. I had all of them, but my evil dad sold them I hope they ripped him off Yeah, I lost my my mother's what we lost my mother's entire first edition collection in 1995 during Hurricane Opal. I've told that story. I don't even know how many times there's also a video on The channel. I think it's either part one or part two of my life as a Stephen King fan. Anyways Which I don't know if I should restart that series or not. I Only got two episodes in and then forgot about it but anyways and Then again when either Ivan or Igor or something like that is one of those I names came through And it came all the way up to Montgomery And it flooded the storage unit that I had I had repurchased all of these first editions and The only thing that survived was my first edition copies of the Green Mile the actual series You'd love a redux of that series cool. I Had yeah, yeah, I already read that just started reading Little Heaven by Nick Cutter last night. Have you read it? I quit it. That was the last book of his I tried I liked the troop. It was okay. I Gave it three stars. It wasn't fantastic in my opinion And then the deep was just like an underwater event horizon almost to the note There was even some dialogue stolen Because there's a part in event horizon where the guy says have you ever seen fire in space? It just kind of you know it moves like liquid and Nick Cutter or Craig Davidson or Patrick? Whatever his name is. They're all the same author He literally lifted That bit of dialogue and put it in the deep But the guy says have you ever seen fire underwater? What is up Jess? And it cutters lightweight cheeks. I Can't I can't argue that I can't Jess Yeah, I just left Alabama had the truck AC full blast and my dogs were still throwing a fit and panting because yeah It's it is disgusting here It feels like you're walking into a sauna and I'm not exaggerating You know people like it's like you're breathing through a hot wet washcloth But it's it literally feels like you are walking into a sauna into a heated room It is We're not even letting the cats outside that's how bad it is Hopefully I'm done sweating for the night Hopefully I finished reading the Institute today Next book sharp objects. I like shop sharp objects. My favorite one from Jillian Flynn though is dark places Meanwhile, I'm cold. I got you. Yeah sharp sharp objects was good. I literally they get They got worse as she went along. So dark places is their debut. I gave that four or five stars Sharp objects. I gave three or four and then gone girl. I gave two Just got all the things ready for tomorrow morning so I can chillax with you also. Yeah Three damn names you're talking about Nick Cutter it's Nick Cutter Craig Davidson and Patrick Hang on. Let's see if I can find him. It's Patrick Let's do ska It's le s t e w k a Guy note has nowhere near as many pin names as me, but he has two very successful pin names Finally read the terror by Dan Simmons not quite what I what I was expecting I really liked it, but the last hundred pages kind of sank it for you. Really. I like that part Going with the with the Eskimo You like gone girls film adaptation. I haven't watched it because I hated the book so much Like the troop no others. I would say he got worse too, but little heaven felt I Mean there were like notes of Stephen King in The troop there wasn't really any it was the deep was more like Dean Coons or a someone with a Simpler writing style than being Coons which is saying which is kind of funny saying that because Dean Coons is really simple But a little heaven felt way too much like Stephen King Like completely just like biting his nuts Hey, so how you doing? Hey Hey, Jake, how you doing brother come on in Kick back relax. We got wax on stacks. What is dude looks Something he looks like a ginger Joe Hill Craig Davidson Nick Cutter His style has been compared to that a Chuck Pollanik. You can suck my Paula dick. What? He does not write anything like someone mistook him for Craig Clevenger Clive club Clevenger. I Drumped about our Get to writing I went in early to make the chat. Oh, I some I some Disappdown in bed with my fluffy bed socks on because my feet are Baltic Did you send him the glue factory? Hey We got one more minute to game time For those of you just joining us next week We start prizes and the prizes I'm going to be doing and there's an announcement video That's going to be live at 5 a.m. Next Sunday, but what I'm going to be doing is I'm going to be sending out doubles of Some books and some other books that I just want to get rid of Starting with one copy of this so it'd be The Shining by Stephen King But this specific movie tie-in cover and I laugh every time I say it because it is the movie tie-in cover but Yeah, I don't know what this face is out of anyways But also you won't just be getting that but you're getting you'll be getting a box of mystery books You can do whatever you want with New animal form character. I'm pretty sure there was a horse like that in animal form or something along those lines Well, then you better win Is that one of these is going out, but yeah, we're I'm and I'm going to do a Mystery box. I'll have it all packed up and ready to go and the only one you guys are gonna know about is this one so I have a lot of doubles books that I bought that I Forgot I bought or books my I got another collector buddy of mine who just sends me his over his overflow So yeah, all right you guys ready it is 501 It is time to get going And I've even started writing up Not just horror trivia, but some Stephen King trivia some author trivia all that stuff So I'm trying to make my own game, but to start off the night. Let's get in this game night all hail the chair Boom damn tie that was quick. That's was quick Holy shuit Can't spell triumphant at that day. That's a good one though triumphant that that's Really good. It could it could have very well been that okay Hopefully I stopped sweating at some point in time All right Try them fit Yeah, I know we already started hush Okay, here we go bingy's ready three two one and tie Try not being implies that there is wet humping and we all know sex should not be wet at all according to Ben Shapiro It is knocked up good job guys Usually I suck at this game. You're doing great this time It's it's because it's the the adult stuff. That's why tie Here an adult Knox tub not tub Rob was like was knocked up That one that one seems really really easy though I mean knocked up knocked up. It's it kind of flows no matter All right Three. Oh, hang on. Yep Neil Bogg Meal bogg not goblin to or whatever what game never played this before I'm gonna disadvantage. It's incoherent I'm dropping stuff incoherent but you spell You spell it wrong troll to Incoherent it's also the title of the video. So the live stream. Here we go three two one Fingies prepared who Jayrod this time No, I It is a booty call Where did those hobbits go They ought to tickle I'm waiting on the I'm what if you guys wonder why I'm I'm taking so long to get to the next one It's because I have to wait for my timer. Oh Come on time time when you guys get them quick. I should just go ahead and flip it over if I remember Okay, here we go in three two one boom You got a special edition of troll to Yeah, I'll I'll take I'll take booby sweat boobies wet. No, but it is boob sweat It is 100% boob sweat boob sweat Boob sweat Lot of Jersey Okay, what are the rules of the game breast meat lubrication? I hold up. Okay. Let's let's stop for a second. Let's Show just how you do this. Okay, so I hold up this card and it has gibberish on it but this one says half dare bar T and You kind of want to sound it out yourself to try and figure out what it actually says Because half bear bar T is actually after-party. All right, so Undertity mostia boot sweat For Boggles in here somewhere. She's not playing. I think she said she had something to do you gonna focus. Thank you The damn camera acting like one of my kids focus. All right, here we go In three two one Good job Brad. Good job. Haley. It is love handles low fandals I Sounds like bread Low handles. Yeah, I'm kind of mixing these up because I got a feeling that I screwed up and put some that we've already done in here Some of these sound awfully familiar. Come on card Low pan dolls low pan big trouble little China I rock with that. I I just did net it Nettles I hold up the card can Are you behind maybe do you need to scrub ahead? Is it maybe? behind for you Port chop express logo was your first movie tattoo. That's awesome. I would love to see that I don't I don't know if her internet's behind. I know their Their internet isn't the best or it wasn't at some point now. Let's do let's do one more Let's do one more like test for Justin and Nettles, so I hold this up. It says cough finks ease in Can Nettles hear me because I've explained it twice Yeah, exactly coughing season cup. It's cuffing. Sorry. No, that's wrong. It's it's cuffing But literally you just sound it out You sound out what's on the card? Cuffing season. It's during the winter It's a slang term modern term for locking down a boyfriend or a girlfriend and Not not like locking them up but getting with them just so you have someone during cold wet cold weather Zoop shut up You you and me go fight today's the 37th anniversary it is We we literally just watched it last week Nettles and Jess Can you hear me? I am sending out flares They're not they're not responding to me Garmenter posted Eve Eve from behind with a chair Carpenter posted in an eye an IG about it and instagrams Yeah, why isn't Nettles or Jess responding to me? I'm feeling left out I'm feeling I'm feeling ignored like it. They know what we're playing It's so weird Yeah, they're gonna have to scrub. Yeah. Yeah, hang on here. Okay. Hi. Okay. There we go. Okay I was wondering. Oh before that it still said starting in fifth. I was wondering. I was like out what What is going on? Okay, so Nettles and Jess one more time Let's uh, so you're gonna read this gibberish as Boggle one said how do you use it? Yeah. Yeah, so you're gonna read this gibberish and You're gonna try and sound out what it actually says so it says cough inks ease in and That translates I guess to cuffing season Most of this is pop culture stuff or modern stuff. Whatever It's cuffing season Anyway, all right, so here we go y'all get ready in three two one Let's go Oh my god You're welcome. I was worried. I was like, how do they how do they know we're playing but I mean I tried to explain it and it was like can someone please tell me how to play I was like I explained it twice. What happened? Yes, y'all are correct. It is definitely an invasion of privacy There you go Yep, Jess and nettles. Yes. Good job Jake got it. Brian got it. Hailey got it. Jess got it. Nettles got it. Good job Here we go I'm waiting on my timer to refresh Invasion of the booty snatchers. I mean body snatchers Rob got it. Congratulations. Rob. Good job. Good job. Good job. All right I know what you guys are going to say for this one and you're probably going to be wrong But let's work it out Because it sounds like something Different We're playing together. That's awesome. That's good team combats three two one boom gravy Sorry it it Yep, brian's right jacob's right tie's right Nettles is right Hailey's right Jess is right. It is crazy x I thought for sure everybody was going to say crazy sex like you know or great sex is a good one too Well, of course, it's good. It's great sex Christ on a oh, we got a new boggle just dropped. Hang on new boggle just dropped Christ on a rub of a jerk Crutch a drunk guy just hit our mailboxes up I'm sorry. What what just happened? What what just Did you did you say a drunk guy just ran into your mailboxes? I No, I got a deal At first I thought j rod was kidding me. Yes for b-reel What Everybody's okay though, right? Let me put this down before I start hollering into it a drunk guy Damn those young drivers divers not drivers divers Except the mill life. Yes, just not the boxes Or the put yeah, I'm guessing he just took all that shit out Deunt divers bastards. Well, I'm glad everybody's okay. That sucks Oh my god, okay. Well What do you even do I guess you just call the cops right what else are you gonna do about that? It is it's very good that everyone is okay. That was my first concern. It's like is the is the drunk person alive We once had a neighbor mow our mailbox down literally with a mow Here comes the stories here. Here comes the stories must be ace in the boys playing mailbox baseball You're on the references tonight, man. I'm glad uh I'm glad to hear you were not hurt if you got knocked on the head. You may start spelling properly And we will all wonder who the imposter model is Uh Tornado's gone. That's good or torpedoes. Yes. Yes Do they lose their license over there for that? Yeah, you can um sometimes it takes many Oddly enough sometimes it takes a lot of duis or destruction of property to lose your license in this country like my uh, my ex-brother-in-law Uh had 19 duis before they finally said he could no longer have another license Now mind you some of them were in different states somewhere in ellinois somewhere in alabama somewhere in colorado but yeah I hate tomatoes too I hate torpedoes I like great tomatoes, but not other tomatoes fuck Drunk girl were hidden electrical station and tried to deny it her car paint was all over it Well, that's great As a kid I'd play in my grandpa's truck and one night I put the gear in reverse and Run over the mailbox and I think I've been scared to get behind the wheel scent. Hey Hey, I I don't blame you shell Shell does not drive and she won't well. I know why but she won't tell me if anything ever happened But uh, she gets her anxiety when she's behind the wheel Yeah, there there ain't no drive. She's she's not she's not driving. Yes Tobatonos are the worst they are 19 that number can't be a coincidence I get anxious as a passenger Uh, I don't me and shell are perfect for each other because she trusts me wholly to drive and I'm a really good driver. So Uh moms I've only been in one accident. That was when I was 17 And we were I was on my way home from work And I looked over and the paper mill had changed owners It went from union camp to being called international paper And I looked over just for a split second and literally in my mind. I'm like, huh, when did that happen? Toward a whole ass out of this uh Little Mitsubishi pickup truck, but the kicker is I shoved him into a brand new Lexus Yep cost me 558 dollars. So I wouldn't lose my license because they suspended it because I didn't have insurance Um to pay the lady So she went to court had my license suspended and I had to pay 550 dollars for her car But the guy in the middle I accordioned his truck Like the whole bed was gone. The whole front of it. It was just a cab left. I was in this, uh, 1985, uh, Puniak Bonneville those things were built like tanks The only thing that happened to my car was some fender damage and, uh, three broken motor mounts So I had to get that replaced and whatnot and I had to get the lady's car fixed I don't know whatever happened to the dude in the middle But that's the only accident I've ever had and the only ticket I ever got Was going through a speed trap in florida on my way to Panama city beach Never worry about Toledo's because I don't live in Ohio I don't think I ever knew Toledo was in Ohio I don't think I knew that My uncle was learning to drive and swerve to avoid my aunt's for My aunt's four point hose And crashed into their thousand fence Oh four dollar hose. Sorry. I got you now j rod. I'm sorry. I got you. I got you. I got you four dollar hose And crashed into I was like who got 400 hose. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, I got thousand. I got it now I'm sorry. I was the one behind I was the dumb one here You flipped your first car five times I'm surprised you had a second car Rob told me when his mom had her One and only driving lesson the car door fell off. She never did Damn Pulled out of hose just right from my budget. I'll tell you the story one day if you ask I'll I'll try and remember to ask. It's a matter of me remembering to ask Rob's mom gets it. Yeah, all right Let's get back to the game because I only really have an hour hour and a half with you guys. So all right Here we go ready And three and two and one And it plastic dick wad No, uh, Hayley got it right Punchy some bottles of water It's plastic water bottle Plastic dick wad portal. That's uh, that's one for the record books. That was rob again. Good job, Rob Good job I can't type you're fine plastic water bottle Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. We the new nettles just dropped plastic water. No, that's funny. It's funnier than it should be Sounds like some gibberish from a kid's show plastic water. No Nettles with the noddles I can't with y'all Yeah, water nettles water nittle All right, here we go The he waddled The he waddled away waddle waddle. All right, here we go three two one go She's blessing stop talking about her noddles Wasn't that the teletubby catchphrase it might have been it is it is in fact Grinder but without the like nettles said yes so next when we start playing for uh When we start playing for prizes next week spelling Is going to matter But it is grinder without the e trademark as you can see here tm too much grinder In your life too much grinder Grinder is my eldest and strongest son Well, then you better take your time everybody is going to be going fast So if I make people slow down and type correctly Then it'll even the playing field a little Grinder I don't even know her I've never ground her Grinder I don't even know her him should well do is grinder is just for gay men or like, you know Queer men like can lesbians get on there But life always told me she's the fastest I've ever had The more you grind the lower you go the more you grind her the lower you go I don't know why that seems uh Uh Who this is just gonna be an hour and a half of me wiping my face off Like a porn star or something all right I've never used it to be honest neither have I that's why I'm asking Not that I didn't have an interest but you know your boy is married Brad Perkins does not waste time. No he doesn't all right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go again three two one There were also some mtf On there when I had mtf Male to feel okay. I got you never mind. It takes me a second Premature ejaculator more like awesome vagina Fuck it is it is 50 shades of prey fucking hell brad I need some water a bottle of water Fish heads is what my mind fish heads Okay, that's that's fine. Those are usually the best ones because I thought it was 50 cents something I'm still chuckling More like awesome vagina Fitties that how much that cost you three fitty Loch Ness monster one of the borough three fitty three fitty all right all right Here we go in three two one Yeah southward that goddamn Loch Ness monster Yep, good job j rod. Good job nettles brad ty Jess uh I got like the hiccup burps going on. I don't know why probably because I'm laughing so much Uh one hind stand One night's hand. That's what you need after the uh The vagina Complement he randomly hork Hork Hey viking welcome in I was wondering where you were Uh Skull viking hork. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. Oh my god What up bike just got home cool cool slusha. It's a wrong culture completely, but It's not a boggle honk Uh honk Okay, I think I'm alive now. I think I'm alive now. Here we go All right, y'all ready in three in two and one kabooie enter me riddles three or g Jimmy's got one thing on his mind You know exactly what it is Jay rod has been possessed by boggle egg hip lint That was rob. Well, good job rob. I honestly haley. I'd be like, you know, it's all me It's all me because if rob doesn't want to get on here and chat then fuck them I couldn't even keep a straight face Let just take all the credit or tell him to get his own youtube account Here's something I never have to worry about when I'm eating out Ding ding dingleberry you are correct Ding ding dingleberry I was waiting for somebody to say you and haley haley got it before anybody else Dig whole mary Dig that hole mary. God damn it The ominous way my wife just whispered that by my ear Dinglebird Oh Oh, the strawberries taste like strawberries the dingleberries taste like dingleberries Oh god, not this one Not this one. Oh Dinklage berry short Don't laugh Don't laugh. Don't laugh Don't laugh Hey, Pam. How you doing? That's all that's all the that's all this fog you're getting for right now viking That's all the fog you are getting Just for right now because as you can see Also the heating elements starting to get funky again Probably best to burn it off, but i'm Literally worried that it's gonna burst into flames one of these days The shed is on fire Sixth layer of hell behind you. Yes. Yes it is Fooog All right, here we go Lock looked like flames. Yeah, I know I know I know I had I got to be careful about that because ty was once in a burning house. So I got to be careful You know about that kind of thing All right, here we go in three two one Kablooey Oh, yeah, also I needed I need to warn people that it's coming because if not y'all gonna think my chair's on fire for real Because some of you don't know I have a fog machine So, of course. Yeah Yeah I told y'all this the adult version Yeah, don't google that i'm i'm i'm dead serious if you don't know what it is do not google that the fbi You'll be on a watch list. No, you won't but yeah, you don't want to see that It's somebody's rent nether portal and you don't do not google Purple pancake It ain't a dessert. No, no No, it's like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich. Oh Oh, I need to choke that one back down Okay, all right next up The savior of our great country It's not a sex thing It's what happens to certain people's reproductive Bits I knew I knew I gave it away, but I mean it's probably obviously star meat annuals The savior of our great country Tiz stt It's yeah, that's yeah, it's excited storm anals I've been known to storm up never mind Um, I didn't say anything It's getting hot mother fucker. I did it. Okay, so here's a story for you. I have to tell you this story because If I don't it's not going to be as funny. It probably still won't be as funny But oh, thanks. Thanks viking. I love this one. You died again. All right, so Literally, I was just reading off the card not paying attention So me and the family and my niece are all playing cards against humanity one night And the card that I pick up says morgan freeman. Okay And as soon as I pick up the card For some odd reason vocally. I said this out loud. I just looked at the card and I went Morgan freeman And everybody around the table just started like is that what your cards? I didn't even realize I said it out loud And I just did the same thing with this one. It's getting hot in here. So we got us we got a We got to skip that because I just said it out loud. I have a bad habit of doing that I would be a terrible game show host Mad Damon Boom surprise attack Instantly picture shushing. Yep red Of course, it's fornication. Would you dirty heathens be doing on your free time? You're a dirty filthy filthy Filthy heathens I wasn't fast enough with that one Not like brad Full neck in Damn if you can get you if you can get in all the way up to your neck He's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway Fornication under consent of king Full neck is like an ostrich doing the hokey pokey You turn yourself around. Ah damn it. I know that. Yeah California cation. Yes. Oh j rod did say that. Okay. I was that's the song that was playing in my head as soon as I saw the card All right, y'all ready? Here we go. Three two Of course jake knows this one All the dudes know this one If five dudes five dudes spoke before lazy came in sperm donor I got live chat on not according to me nettles Uh, hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Yeah, you weren't uh Hang on I got for sperm donor. I got jake Viking brian tie brad And then lazy came in. I don't see you at all I have it on live chat. I don't know why it wouldn't show up You are not chopliver. You didn't even show up I still don't see your answer nettles Are we dudes? Oh hush He's a dude. She's dude. They're dude. We're all dudes. Yeah Oh, and it was mrs brad bugger all I can go off of is what my screen says and I know some fights gonna break out When we actually go for prizes But I usually I when we do prizes I take a vote And I ask chat what order they came in So in the future We will do that Into the future All right You see nettles between Brian and b-rad Nope, I got tie between brian and brad I do not have it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm good on prizes. I'm here for fun. That's cool that but we're not doing prizes tonight anyway Oh, by the way, the prizes are going to be mystery boxes But one of the mystery boxes next week is going to include the movie tie-in edition of the shining Not this one because this one's old and raggedy but this newer almost Almost perfect condition version My my prize is ease spitting out of his drink You're gonna make me choke before this night's over between tie and brad on my phone to damn Okay, then I want prizes. There you go. I got jacob viking me brian nettles brad. Okay Yeah, I didn't I didn't see yours at all and no, I wasn't calling you dudes You think you have that cover copy? Yeah They are they are well, I mean, they're not really that shiny. It's just my light But you can tell how much older Look at it. Look at the quality of the light. It's like all diffused over here, but over here. It's nice and shiny so, yeah Yeah, I'm from california. Everyone is a dude exactly But I wasn't calling you a dude with a dangle So hush Now I'll take all the copies of the shining that I can I bet Uh nettles is between Brian and me talk about The shiny shinies All right, what I don't have. Oh, you had to moderate it. Why the fuck? It is it is gag reflex. Hang on. Hang on I y'all need to stop typing for like three seconds. Yes, everybody is right I need to add because if it moves when I do this I might all right, where are you? Where are you just? There you are Because if I click on the wrong thing, you all need to be either blocked or put in time out All right, so now nettles both nettles and jess are moderators Keg of fluff that is about the ugliest face I can manage. Hi y'all do How's your mother now? Oh shiny blue range Y'all welcome. I didn't know you guys weren't but you guys don't come to the lives too often so Kegel flex. All right then flex on them go flex on them Two more blue wrench beavers All right Kegel flex We do and we can I know I know I know Once I wasn't talking shit. I was just saying y'all ain't in here enough for me to have already given it to you You know what I'm saying? Welcome. It's a heavy responsibility. Yeah, there's not too many moderators in here I'm glad you knew I was okay Heavy is the head that bears the crown My little twig of a neck can't keep it up y'all Who moderates the moderators No one that's the dangerous part All you need to do is drop beaver emojis and block 69. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah Heavy is the hand that wields the wrench Wait No, we won't they just It's that my third time All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go in three two and one Heavy is the tail that slaps I'm the one who slaps. Oh, I'm high All right, we're gonna play until six o'clock and then we're just gonna chat for a little while You are incorrect. Jimmy doll is not in this billy summer Bully pro model pole model you guys are very very close Model is correct I'll give you that one All right. Here's your hint. Here's your hint Bunny bunny. That's the hint. It's not one of the words Bunny You're out of time. Nobody wins Well nettles got it just as I was saying that but It's a playboy Playboy, but no brad No brad. I'm disappointed in you Oh, y'all want to see what I got on my desk Maybe you guys can figure out what I'm planning on doing over the course of the next month Since we got a new month in our hands Look what I'm doing Yay, I am doing these for like the seventh time That's a lie because the last three books I've read three times each but the first four I've read six or seven times Yeah, july book stacking you damn skip. Hey Oh me too me too, jake I cannot wait to find out how the dark tower ties into the dark tower It is going to be so complicated And I'm going to have to bend over backward to get this right Well, I'm going to I I usually read the gunslinger in a day or two So if you want to jump into the second book with me you're more than welcome All right viking I have to share neti's screen. So it looks shadowed If I don't get it right off. That's why I got you. I thought you were booting up your own pooter Almost every word of the talk tower relates Every word not almost Every but mainly I'm going to be going in what I'm going to be doing is talking about the books and references like they're on the page Like, uh, of course in wills of kala. We got to talk about the salem's lot references all that shit And then in the dark tower the final book we got to talk about ted broad again and patrick danville and all that shit Yeah, I went through the keyholes in here book four point five Tis here my friend tis here You know what upsets me more than anything about this fucking series and I'm honestly upset We never got an illustrated version of win through the keyhole Everything else in this series has an illustrated edition but this one It has no pictures and this is the first edition first edition Why no pictures All the rest of the books got pictures bastards Also, it's the only one that was released by scribner because the first Let's see here plume and some other Publishers did the first four And then grant did the reissues the really nice ones with the keyholes to fit in with the uh the ones that No Viking viking did the ones With the keyholes and then grant came in and did the last three dark tower books It's booted but my screen still shows game night. So I just left it. That's weird And why the coke machine from tommy knockers is the best character? Yes Because he came back in maximum overdrive Weird question. Are there any video king video games the only one that I could even come remotely close to was alan wake and charles the chuchu um, but charles the chuchu is not connected to steven king But it sure as hell feels like it should be The wind blew through the keyhole and all the pictures are flew away The dark half had it You you're you gotta be see. I never know when y'all are kidding It's a pc classic bitch ass from 1992 What Oh, I gotta do I gotta do a video on that Dude, I had no idea zoot. I had no idea Dolores clayborn has a video Stop it Stop it. You're probably actually kidding. But no, it doesn't You a liar dirt. You a lie Stop it. Stop lying to me damn it a great undertaking youtube channel of her and A great undertaking youtube channel covered the dark half I need to see I I do too No, I had no idea that is What? Okay. Yeah, a little jar noises Damn Misery has one got to get the targets right when hitting those knees. Oh Oh, also, there is a it 2017 VR game because we did play that but it's not really a game as much as it is just an experience Oh, we got it. We got to get going. We'll do uh three more cards and then Hang on Oh, yeah, the dark tower adaptation would be an amazing video game It really would get your friends to come in be your cotette And then a a standalone game with like, you know, just just a dark tower story But at the same time a multiplayer experience Gerald's game video game where you have to survive the night And a man materializes in the corner to stare at you The moonlight man. Hey zeely. How you doing? A great undertaking is a good channel. That's all king related He only has a couple hundred subscribers. So Beaver should check him out. I'm gonna go check him out right now You too Hey, great undertaking We should all go over there as like a raid Oh, he looks cool too. Oh, I love his thumbnails I absolutely love his thumbnails He only has 837 subscribers. Yeah, that's yeah, we're definitely I'm doing great zeely if I if I could stop sweating for like 10 minutes. I'd be fine Oh, an insent needful things, but you play as Leland gaunt You can have an insanity meter like eternal darkness. That's not a bad idea either It'd be like a collect. No, it'd be like a horror animal crossing because you have this town in the residence And you got to go to each one and find out what they want or you know deliver what they need Oh, there's so much we could do with a Stephen King video game so much Yeah, anyways, let's let's let's do a couple more cards and I'm gonna take a break I'll come back and we'll chat for another 30 minutes or an hour. Okay. I need horror animal crossing too We basically did that when me and dan used to play together. Um, because They you know how you can make your own flag They made like Jason and Jason's mask the hockey mask and Michael Myers with a little knife on it. They did pixel art for that stuff. It's really cool All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go In three two one boom Now you just call it roadkill. Get it animal crossing roadkill Oh fairytale video game kind of like a dark vert. Yeah Yeah monkey shot mckney shot Brad what in the boggle? I have movie posters in my ac home What Yeah, you guys are right. It is money shot. I'm confused Me monkey's hot What do you mean? I am my brain is working is working like mud through a fucking colander right now I have movie posters in my ac home ac home Animal crossing animal crossing home animal crossing home. It took me a second I overthink the small thing QR coded horror movie posters in my animal crossing home. That's awesome I got it. Yes. I'm a doofus. I know I am it just took me a minute. Sometimes I'm slow It's always the obvious stuff that gets me you'll see a video like that that I mentioned that You'll see that when I review for you and only for you and only you in like two weeks or so But uh, I always miss the the small obvious things because I overthink it I'm like ac home air conditioning home alternating current home. It's literally what was going on in my head Animal crossed over I we need the roadkill because animal crossing roadkill I know you want to keep animal crossed in the in the name, but just roadkill And viking is back now and I don't want to be buried in a pet cemetery I do a Kind of like bluesy version of pet cemetery and I've been trying to get it right so I can upload it on the channel Pet cemetery by the Ramones. I've been trying to get it right for years, but I keep screwing it up One of these days it'll just pop up on the channel and you guys are gonna be like that's pretty dope All right, here we go two more cards Booyah kasha This might be a little difficult. I'm not sure too many people know this never mind never mind 16 sick dong This ain't the std chat Hailey sick dong Motherfucker said sick dong sick dong Hailey sick dong brah nice cock Anthony wiener has ended the chat Chopper sick dong All right last one last one and then I'm gonna take a break and then we'll come back We'll just hang out and chat All right, here we go in three two Sick dong brah You had a math teacher named Andrew wiener. Is it the same one that's the politician? I heard a tape of uh trump calling him a pervert and I'm just laughing. I'm dying I'm like him him Chunky escorts Hey, hey, I like him too Derek, but no, that's not right Yep, yep Jimmy got it Hung like a horse Ha ha hunk lie cohorts Jimmy got it Jimmy Got the card About a jimmy after the sick dong I'm just letting that sink in there was a sick dong And then jimmy got the one about being hung by like a horse I'm just just saying not saying just saying hang on This teletubby dropped something and now I got to try and figure out how to get it without breaking my back knee Very slowly very very slowly Very slowly Chunky escort sounds like a benninger. I would that's all I'd eat Y'all have the new benningerries chunky escorts We got this one this much left so we're good E it really did look like it said oink like a pig really hunk lie cohorts You in the red light district Move bitch get out the way You see me on the highway. You don't fuck out of my way I don't know how you got oink like a pig. I don't know that So I'm just going to leave that alone Is what I'm going to do. I'm just going to leave that right there We don't have any we don't have any brad. We are out of forward trivia out of 5000 We finished it. We polished that joker off like a bottle of crown Anyways, I'm going to go take a five or ten minute break get up walk around the yard. Um when I get back We'll just hang out. Okay Let me use this down here because I always I always forget to press the button over here One more set of toning as a treat Boggle Boggle come get your tornadoes It looks It looks scary outside y'all if uh Shelter but he's a cat Yeah, my cat reacted that too Surprised bruno isn't losing his mind Lesser team What the Agree walley is cute. I like that movie a lot Especially since I like built like the people on the spacecraft You're not fooling my dog at all. She's not even looking over here. Well, that's good. That's good I get uh, I get cats all the time with that. I use it to talk to a friend of mine's cats They'll put me on speakerphone And I'll be like, oh, yeah, do that do that Sounds like I need to yeah, you definitely need to unplug that walley is a great movie It really is it really is a good movie Just tell me when And we will summon the kitay You haven't seen it either nettles. Damn as many movies as you watch. I'm surprised Oh, you want to see what my friend terry sent me? You all know terry terry's in chat every now and again Uh, she's having some problems with sensory overload right now. So she couldn't make it tonight The spork scene alone. Yeah Now Yeah, sounds like when the cat is trying to romance books Hang on. I gotta go get the other book. He is back meeting tonight Okay So I mentioned, uh, emily st. John mandel during one of my, uh All right, I'll check it out. I'll check it out when I get off here. Uh, hailey um But I got a sea of tranquility out of one of my book outlet I don't know if y'all can hear that thunder Uh I didn't even know this book existed like station 11. I knew about and sea of tranquility. I knew about But terry sent me the glass house Vincent is a bartender at the hotel kayak A five-star hotel on the northernmost tip of vancouver island On the night she meets jonathan Alcatis A hooded figure scrolls a message on the lobby's glass wall Why don't you swallow broken glass? Leon prevent a shipping executive for neptune avarmitis reads the words and orders a drink to calm down Alcatis the owner of the hotel and a wealthy investment manager arrives too late to read the thread Never knowing it was intended for him He leaves vincent a hundred dollar tip along with his business card and a year later They are living together as husband and wife High above manhattan a greater crime is committed Alcatis is running an international ponzi scheme moving imaginary sums of money through clients accounts He holds the life savings of an artist named olivia collins the fortunes of a saudi prince and his extended family And countless retirement funds including leon prevents The collapse of the financial empire is as swift as it is devastating obliterating obliterating fortunes and lives While vincent walks away into the night until years later she steps aboard a neptune Avramidis vessel the neptune cumberland and disappears from the ship between ports of call In this captivating story of crisis and survival Emily st. John mandel takes readers through often hidden landscapes Campgrounds for the near homeless Underground electronica clubs the business of international shipping service in luxury hotels and life in a federal prison Rife with unexpected beauty the glass hotel is a captivating portrait of greed and guilt love and delusion ghosts and unintended consequences and the infinite ways we search for meaning in our lives Yeah, it it is a cool cover. Yeah, the cover is gorgeous and it's deco that just Deco me edges All right, so we got that one and also, uh She sent this one and i'm not a hundred percent sure that i'm even into this one But I think this was an extra one she just threw in she does that Y'all hear that It's storming It's storming y'all anyways, hi In the country by mia alvar And it looks like she's on the cover Is this a memoir or something? No, it's a short story collection In these nine globetrotting tales mia alvar gives voice to the women and men of the philippines and it's this and it's diaspora Let's diaspora mean a dispersion or spread of people from their original homeland Also, I don't think i've ever read anything from a philippine philippino author Am I the only person who who feels like philippino sounds like a slur? I don't know why I know it's the correct terminology But am I the only one who feels like it's philippino sounds like a slur? Yeah, I just looked it up j rod Anyways, that sounds cool From teachers to house maids from mothers to sons alvar's stories explore the universal experience of loss Displacement there you have it right there And the longing to connect across borders both real and imagined In the country speaks to the heart of everyone who has ever searched for a place to call home And marks the arrival of a formidable new voice in literature Can y'all hear that or is the ac too loud? Because it is really coming down You can hear it a bit Not only that but the thunder is horrendous right now I'm out here in this tin shed Let me get a light Cut it You got your headphones up high you can turn them back down because i'm about to turn the ac back on Anywho, so those are two books my friend terry sent me I also got some books that uh a tick tock author sent me Not a tick tock author, but it was an author on tick tock asked me if I was interested in this stuff And I was like you can send it. I don't know if I'll ever get to it and it's fantasy too, but I'd really like the covers, but they're inside. I'm not about to bring it out I'll do like a book haul or something When I get some more uh some more books Man, these these shories are torched These stories are short That one's two pages Yeah, it doesn't look like there's a single story in here over 30 pages That's good and the other collection i'm reading right now. Hey, let me show you what i'm reading All right, so me and shell finished for you and only you last night Already filmed the review the review is up on the uh, well not it's not up yet, but uh It'll be up next Monday So not tomorrow, but the next week I think i'm so far ahead of you got i'm so far ahead um Yeah, get some books in you brian get some books in you anyways, so we finished that one last night Uh, and we are starting all the sinners bleed by s.a. Cosby uh tomorrow Oh, yeah, the u-series is hella fun I'm also reading binocular vision by edith perlman if you guys saw the short that I did I needed to do one today, but I ran out of time, so I'll do it tomorrow but uh You didn't have three books last month I'm just hoping for better books this month You listen to the ruins and it was brilliant. It's a good book. It's a good book It's probably the only lesser-known author. I have a limited edition of Is uh the uh the ruins And then of course I am reading i'm almost done with our share of night by mediana anaritas So fucking good. I can't wait to do my review Yeah, it does suck the dnf. I haven't dnf'd a book in a hot minute. I would say Our share of night is I don't know how I don't know what I'm going to say about it because it is a Surreal unique experience But it's also grounded in reality enough to not going to chase away people who are like, oh supernatural stuff is a cop out I don't think But all right jake. Have a good night, man. I'll see you on discord America i dnf. I have dnf'd american psycho three times three times I just can't get into it. All it is is like fucking Gucci and name dropping and Hot couture With the way it goes I might go a year or more now before i dnf again. It's a weird cycle I used to be like that. Um, but that was I've had like different phases throughout my life The most annoying phase I ever had Was there was a 10-year period where I wouldn't dnf anything and I was trying to teach myself How to finish Stuff And I refused to quit any book. There was a book. Uh, I don't know if you guys remember me reviewing it But the story of edgar sawtail I've read that over the course of almost two years It's something like 19 or 20 months It took me to read the book because I refused dnf it I refused to not finish it So I just kept I read like one or two pages a day And then sometimes I'd forget so I'd have to go back and I'd start over the chapter or whatever Um, I finally ended up finishing but the the whole reason I did that I don't suggest anyone else do it But the whole reason I did that was to build This idea in my head that whatever I started I had to finish and it worked You killed rom. That's a hard fight for me I had picked up and put down the game for years and last night I was like, right, let's whoop some butt. Hell yeah That means you beat shadows of yarnham. They're harder than rom You beat shadows. I'm so proud of you. Haley goddamn I hate shadows of yarnham. It's the only fight in that game. I don't like Maybe you should do that. I don't I don't suggest it because I had a miserable reading experience Yeah, yeah life is too short for books one doesn't enjoy. Yeah, I agree with that You have 100 pages of geek love left. You're coming up on my favorite part. You're coming up on on the section that Makes it the most unique carnival experience in the game I thought they patched that glitch Are you talking about the glitch where uh those three Where where you you break the ai and they can't fight back? Yep, I thought so. Yeah, okay. Well At least you beat rom The only nagging thing on my dnf is under the dome the tv show Made it I I watched like three episodes and I noked out of that. It was so bad So bad brad It's so bad brad It's so bratty. It's so brad that even god is angry. Oh new moon. Yeah, I don't mean don't even bring up twilight in my presence I'm kidding. Yeah Yeah, it was I think I quit like halfway through the third episode. I was like, what is this? shit Thankfully, I mostly pick up books. I end up enjoying. Yeah, same here. Um, that was someone asked me What was it netty nettles was it you that uh said do a Do a video I think it was you do a video about books you didn't think you would like but ended up loving Literally the only book to this day. I can think of is warm bodies and the reason for that is because Usually I think I'm gonna like something before I started So and to this day, I've been thinking about it ever since, you know, I love I love free content The books are good viking. I never watched the I don't like the the the guy that played was it Dylan Matt Dillon. Is that his name? Oh, the writing is objectively bad j rod. I mean the woman doesn't know the difference between a moat and a dust moat Matt Dillon mad daemon Who did I say did I say Matt Dillon? Who did I say Make a little video of the rain and thunder and put it on all right I'm gonna have to capture it now Hang on. Give me a second. I think I got it I don't know Hang on. Let me check Oh, you can hear Oh, there it is Yeah, all right. I got it It's good enough anyway Yeah, Paul. I got pollinic That's my collection my pollinic collection all the way up until right here All I did was touch you I'm sorry nettles. I'm sorry Need more fog That thing it is evil, but I refuse to get rid of it That is not going to be long enough to fall asleep too. I'm sorry Yeah, I I know it the creepiest part about this thing nettles is Literally it will just start playing for no reason at Any time and I don't know why Jess said yes Have you ever read blind spot by peter watts? No, but you're probably like the 19th person who's brought that up in the past year I own it because of that But I have not read it In fact, some of you might even remember the live stream where I was just Live streaming and the shit started playing in the background. Y'all remember that? Yeah, I think you were here ty Jimmy might might even remember it. It moves too I don't want to crank you. I don't know why they made it move so slowly Got a little witch's hat. I know it makes it worse. That's what I'm talking about. Why would they make it move so slowly? Don't you crank that and now I'll watch I'll probably end up be I'll probably end up Being in the middle of shooting a video and it'll just start playing Yeah, it does it does Jess. It reminds me of that too We're in the right sherry Dumb ways to die Either three week old unrefrigerated pie dumb ways to die She is that it's going in the fire I would never sleep with that creepy bastard near me. That's why it's out here in the office I'm not getting rid of it But that's why it's out in the office. You know, I don't bring that shit inside It was fine until and this is okay. So here's Here's the weird part I bought it probably seven eight years ago I was out with my mother and we were going to thrift stores and yard sales and all that stuff And we come across this guy Who had a bunch of stuff like this? Um Hang on give me a second. I got something else Some of y'all remember this from the old videos. It was in the background, right? okay, so This guy had a bunch of clown shit come to find out that he was a las vegas performer and he used to work for circus circus Okay, or maybe it wasn't Maybe it was uh, what's the other place that's not vegas? um reno, I can't remember where it was but uh He that was his whole shtick. Yeah, he was like a hobo clown. Um, and he had all this clown paraphernalia And I thought it'd be cool to get a couple things So my mother buys this And she brings it home and she's like I don't want it in my house After like one night of it being in the house. She didn't mention it being a music box anything like that So I'm like, okay fine. I'll take it. I took it. It didn't make a sound for years for fucking ever Like six fucking years Then one night I'm live streaming And the thing just starts playing in the background just like out of the blue. I'm like Do you guys hear that and they're like, yes, what is that? I was like, I don't fucking know Prim is just outside vegas another coincidence Yeah, I had I not caught it on the live stream. No one would have fucking believed me. No one would have it just started playing It hadn't played. I hadn't Crunked the thing anything in six years We're laughing at your misfortune as I die. Yeah words that should never be said True Yeah, my sweet mom set me up, bro. Yeah Yo, sweet mom set you up, bro. Yep Oh, I missed that I missed that damn woman Uh It just bided its time. Yeah, that's certainly what it feels like It's certainly And no anabelle no anabelle, but this is the closest thing ever to a doll you'll see well other than the funkos funkos don't count but Watch out when it claims it. There is no symbols There's no symbols and it's not the monkey from king. So stop Slow ghost making his way to your house he's it's The fucking ghost been walking from the dude's property that we went out to all the way here It just took him forever to get here. He's like, oh, there it is. I've been looking for you for six fucking years Uh, there would be a Viking shape No, I'm not gonna get rid of it because it reminds me of my mother And there's a bunch of stuff in here that reminds me of of mom So I just I keep it and I'm not really I mean You guys know, I'm not religious at all. I'm not spiritual at all I do believe in like ghosts and things as far as like echoes or repetition Residual energy that kind of thing, but I don't believe that you know, they can hurt me I've never been hurt by anything. I've seen or felt or any of that stuff So I don't worry about that but it does raise my hackles whenever that thing goes off It does like oh shit and it's been over a year since it went off for the first time. So I'm okay Maybe after the guy died his soul when you know, I remember where he lives Maybe I should stop by there and see if he's okay Because that never crossed my mind Jimmy Never crossed my mind Y'all y'all got to be able to hear that It's pretty much just heart shaped box is all it is Viking I don't want to turn up my uh my mic anymore because I'll forget to turn it down and then you'll be like His soul is in each clown. He's just been trying to Trying to find each and every piece and I got the last two pieces or something Be well the fog um I plan on reading this part Give me a second. All right. Check this out. It's very very short. It's uh from our share of night I'm gonna read you. It's only one sentence. Okay This is the scariest shit to me Did the power blink? I mean, I wouldn't still be here. You guys still here Before I start reading It looks like we're still good Still here. Okay. Cool. All right. Here we go All right The thing that was hiding at the end of the hallway was very frightened and wasn't dangerous But it was old and like all ancient things it was voracious and wretched and covetous Love that shit Love it leverage Yeah, we should we should do story time again. I can't do it tonight Yeah, there's a lot of stuff like that brian because it's uh There are certain sections that are kind of like the shining or heart shaped box where they'll just be like Walking around a corner and all of a sudden there's just something there and the father will tell the son Don't look at that. Don't pay any attention to that. Just keep going. Then there's another one. There's so much I don't want to give anything away. It is fucking amazing story time with url Fuck you mean url camp. I can't read Can't read good. I mean I can read I can sign my name any shit Fuck you talking about Insomnia story time do all the voices. No They're little Bob doctors. I might have something We can do one of these one or two of these I'll just I'll just pick something Hang on. Hang on. We gotta do this, right? What the fuck was that? Shpubi the wreck Fred and Jeanine went to the same high school But they met for the first time at the Christmas dance Fred had come by himself and so had Jean Jean Let's call her Jean. Let's start that over Fred and Jean went to the same high school, but they met for the first time at the Christmas dance Fred had come by himself and so had Jean Soon Fred decided that Jean was one of the nicest girls he had ever met They danced together most of the evening At 11 o'clock Jean said I have to leave now Can you give me a ride? Sure, he said I've got to go home too I accidentally drove my car into a tree on my way over here Jean said I guess I wasn't paying attention Fred drove her to the head of Brady Road. It was in a neighborhood. He didn't know very well Why don't you drop me off here? Jean said the road up ahead isn't Really bad condition I can walk from here Fred stopped the car and held out some tinsel Have some he said I got it at the dance Thank you. She said I'll put it in my hair And she did Would you like to go out sometime to a movie or something? Fred asked That would be fun Jean said After Fred drove off he realized that he did not know Jean's last name Or her telephone number I'll go back he thought The road can't be that bad He drove slowly down Brady Road through a thick woods But there wasn't a sign of Jean As he came around a curve. He saw the wreckage of a car ahead It had crashed into a tree and had caught fire Smoke was still rising from it As Fred made it made his way to the car He could see someone trapped inside Crushed against the steering column It was Jean In her hair was the Christmas tinsel he had given her The bride The minister's daughter had just gotten married After the wedding ceremony, there was a great feast With music and dancing and contests and games Even old children's games When they got to playing hide and seek the bride decided to hide in her grandfather's trunk Up in the attic They'll never find me here She thought As she was climbing into the trunk the lid came down and cracked her on the head And she fell unconscious inside The lid slammed shut And locked No one will ever know how long she called for help Or how hard she struggled to free herself from that tomb Everyone in the village searched for her And they looked almost everywhere But no one thought of looking in the trunk After a week her brand new bride groom and all the others gave up Gave her up for lost Years later a maid went up into the attic looking for something she needed Maybe it's in the trunk She thought She opened it and screamed There lay the missing bride in her wedding dress But by then she was only a skeleton That wasn't a very good one That wasn't a very good one Let's try another one Daisy Clark had been in a coma for more than a month When the doctor said that she had finally died She was buried on a cool summer day in a small cemetery about a mile from her home May she rest always in such peace Her husband said But she didn't Late that night a grave robber with a shovel and a lantern began to dig her up Since the ground was still soft He quickly reached the coffin and got it open His hunch was right Daisy had been buried wearing two valuable rings A wedding ring with a diamond in it and a ring with a ruby that clothed as if it were alive The thief got down on his knees and reached into the coffin to get the rings But they were stuck fast on her fingers So he decided that the only way to get them Was to cut her fingers off with a knife But when he cut into the finger with the wedding ring It began to bleed And Daisy Clark Began to stir Suddenly She sat up terrified The thief scrambled to his feet He accidentally kicked over the lantern And the light went out He could hear Daisy climb out of her grave As she moved past him in the dark He stood there frozen with fear Clutching the knife in his hand When Daisy saw him She pulled her shroud around her and asked When the grave robber heard this corpse speak He ran Daisy shrugged her shoulders and walked on and never once looked back But in his fear and confusion the thief fled in the wrong direction He pitched headlong into her grave Fell on the knife and stabbed himself While Daisy walked home The thief bled to death Dun dun dun Dun dun dun All right I can't do story time tonight. Hold on. Let me grab my hush hush. I wasn't going to do like a real long story Because all the stories I have left to like read you guys of my stuff is way too long This really happened cutting off her fingers for five turns Yeah, the the the pink dinosaur emojis are some of my favorites That made me dizzy