 $1,000 on Madden 23 packs. My account is loaded with Madden Cash, the game just dropped, and since we're about to open an absurd amount of packs, every time I pull Zach Wilson, I'm giving away a copy of Madden 23, and I'm gonna be contacting a local milf in my area. It's only right. Last thing before I start opening, you'll notice I have 76,000 Madden Cash, and you can get $18,500 for $135. So clearly the math isn't adding up. Unfortunately, I have bought so much Madden Cash today that I am literally cut off. I am that big of a degenerate. This does refresh every 24 hours. I should be able to get more tomorrow, so we'll open what we can today. I'll be back tomorrow. You won't notice a difference, so. First thing I wanna go with is the Pro Platinum Elite Bundle. It has a bundle topper of 14 80 plus overall Platinum players, Platinum players, quick sell for coins instead of training the higher the overall, the better the player. Let's have some fun, boys! All right, place your bets on what my first good pull is. I would consider right now a really good pull to be an 86. Ooh, Derek opening good day. But as I was saying, I would consider an 86 overall or better to be a super good pull. I'm gonna say my player is Jonathan Taylor. If I can pull Jonathan Taylor today, I'll be a happy man. These Pro Elite Packs guarantee two 80 plus overall elite players are better. We're starting off hot. We got Chris Alabe, Shai Tuttle, Kay, McTrace McSorley, Corey Davis. The game, Trace McSorley, a pretty nasty gold and Alex Kappa. Najee Harris, 83, good start. Fletcher Cox, 83, Triple Elite Pack, Mitch Morse as well. They're starting out hot. Carson Wentz, Lyle Collins. All right. Anything over an 80 overall? Ooh, down big cut! I'm gonna say anything over 80 overall is real good, 85, absolutely. We're hot right now. You got Young Way Koo. Honestly, I think he should be higher than an 83, but whatever. I don't make the ratings. Come on, who's gonna do it? Quandre Diggs, Sam Hubbard. Damn, Triple Elite, I'll take it. Deontay Johnson, 82. Evan McPherson, 85. He doesn't even have Cardard, bro. What? How does McPherson not have Cardard? Quitty pay. Nice pack right there. Jordan Brooks, 82. Andama Kansouz, 84. Honestly, I haven't seen half these players, so these overalls are news to me, too. Damian Harris, Harrison Smith, 84. Good looking pack right here. Ooh, we're onto the platinum players. 82 Leonard Fernet, the 82 Squick Cell for 19,000 coins. All right. Ryan Jensen, 83. Roger Saffold, 82. Fred Warner, it's so anticlimactic because there's no Cardard. If I had seen Fred Warner in his jersey, holy shit, that card's insane. 86 speed, 85 Excel. Oh my God, 63 deaths. Probably one of the best users in the game right now. Damn, and he's an 87, so he's got a quick sell for stupid, Brad. 140,000 coins. What a pull. Hey, that's all right, let's just pull another beast. We're Sean Slater, 84, absolutely. Have I even gotten any 80 overalls? Which is, no, I should speak less, huh? Also want to give a huge thank you to SeatGeek for continuing to sponsor my videos. SeatGeek is the best place in the world to get tickets for anything. So if you plan on going to an upcoming event, like a sports game, a festival, a concert, really anything that needs a ticket, you should definitely have the SeatGeek app on your phone. And the reason for that is SeatGeek is gonna take tickets from all across the web and put them in one location to make buying simple. Also, I can get you a little discount. You can get $20 off your first order at SeatGeek when you use code MMG. Again, that's code MMG, $20 off your first order at SeatGeek. SeatGeek, thank you for sponsoring. Guys, enjoy the rest of the video. Logan Thomas, Levante David, 84. Those Quicksilver 44, okay? Yeah, the Quicksilver amounts on the Platinum players are exponential, like it doesn't scale linearly. So the difference between an 86 and an 87 is like a crazy amount of coins. That's why getting anything over an 80 overall right here is actually really, really good. And we've only gotten one 80 overall, I think. We are killing it right now. Darius Slay 84, holy shit. That point on top of it was nuts. All right, next, I'm gonna do the Weekly Elite Fantasy Pack, because if you buy two of these, you get the Pro Elite Fantasy Pack. It sounds kind of corny, but you can actually pull pretty good stuff here. 82 Zeke Elliott, 82 Aaron Jones, and my Platinum player, 82 Daniel Carlson. I'll take the kicker. 80 overall, 81 overall. Come on, Platinum, let's get weird with it, DJ. DJ Moore is an 80? That's kind of disrespectful. DJ Moore is a beast. He should be higher than 80. Yup, so now I can get the Pro Elite Fantasy Pack. It's four 80 plus players, two of them are Platinum. So we just need heaters on the Platinum. All right, we need heaters on the Platinum. Let's go, baby, Theland. 82, Dalton, oh my God, I got black Dalton Schultz again. Oh, all right, listen, 82 Adam Theland makes a lot more sense. Dude, but Swaggy would never date my daughter. Dalton Schultz is way cooler. I'm taking Dal, oh, I get two, I get both. Adam Theland, sneaky athletic, lot of great high motor, I'd let him date my daughter. Dalton Schultz, Swaggy, explosive, crazy athleticism, would not let him within 1,000 feet of my daughter. What do you mean by that? All right, let's go with the 12 Pro Elite Bundle. I told you that pack was crack. For those of you who didn't see my YouTube short, my first ever YouTube short, or my first Man 23 video, I pulled that Dalton Schultz earlier and I got absurdly confused. All right, so this is basically the same bundle, but the topper is different. This topper has, I think, three 84 plus elite players. So if you get an 86 or better, that's an insane topper. If you get three 84s or three 85s, it's no bueno. I want Jonathan Taylor so bad. Yes, I could go in the auction house and buy him, but I wanna pull him. Brandon McManus, Tremaine Edmonds, okay, okay. Brunskill, I don't know much about that guy. I'm not gonna lie, I'm MMK. Oh, okay, but he's an 84? I guess he hasn't really played football in two years, but damn, I thought he was gonna be like an 88 or something. Still an awesome pull in 83 cousins. I'll take it. Cameron Hayward, and Tyler Viedas. What up, hey, Cameron Hayward was my goat on my franchise last year, bruh. Hey, don't forget we're still looking for Zach Wilson, too, so every single player that we get is important, even those golds. Oh shit, topper, topper. I was just clicking open next. I didn't even see it, 86 herbo, huge bull. He's worth stupid money, and I need 86s or better, so we're on the right path, Jack Mason. Dude, I'm telling you guys that Buccaneers' whole line is literally so cracked. If you're running a theme team, Buccaneers is nasty. I'm like, let me get, like a hide 84. Topper was nasty though. I like it. I'm not gonna lie to you guys. Headliners' packs are, they're so bad, bro. They're so bad. I'm gonna show you, I'm gonna open one Headliners' pack just so you guys aren't at my ass. If I even get a single elite in this, I'll open a bundle. We do have $1,000 here, but I'm telling you there's so dog water. Gold, gold, gold, and this isn't our Headliners' player. It's a gold. I'm not opening these. I'm going for the big eaters. I'm trying to slap my cock down on the table and show you guys an 88 overall. I'm gonna go to the 13 pro game day bundle. These are like homerun packs, bro. They've got seven gold players in them, but each one obviously can be an elite, whereas the pro elites have five players, but guaranteed two elites. So you're just, you can get like a three or four elite pack. That's what you're looking for. And I just got a zero elite pack, so. Jermaine Pratt, Daniel Brunskow. Okay, we're starting to heat up here. Buddy Johnson? You guys remember Buddy Johnson? He was a bronze last season. Like how far he's come. He was on Wheel of Mud as a bronze. Mike is sticky 82. I like that. Dude, Buddy Johnson. Are you kidding me? Joe Thunny! And C. Gallion. 86 overall, Joe Thunny. Don't ditch, oh my God. I got white dawn shots, bro. I got the whole rainbow. You can, nobody can call me racist now. I dare you to call me racist, bro. I got white dawn shots and black dawn shots on my team. And I've got TikTok sensation, Bryce Hall. I'm learning the furthest thing you could be from racist now. Byron Murphy, 82. Randy Gregory, 80. Oh, give me the triple. Oh, give me the crotch, oh, partner, dude. Chase Young, 83. Let's go. Car goes hard. Evan White, 83. Adrian Amos, 83. Dude, I don't want to oversell how good anything 83 overall or better is right now. Like the amount of training and what they're worth is just bonkers at the start of the year. 80, oh, oh, the Tupper. The Tupper, Jeremy. Chin, 84. We're going to need a heater on this next one. Come on, baby. Running back with some sauce. Jordan Milana is an 87. Dude, I knew he was a beast, but I had no idea he was going to be an 87. 87 on the Tupper. Massive, massive, massive pull. All right, what else do we got? Basil Perryman, that's so weak. 84, 87, 84. I think I'll go pro game day once again, dude. That went hard. Zachy Poo, where are you? I see Daniel Jones. Zeke Elliott, Keanu Neal. Ooh, start me out with an elite Josh Sweat. Oh my God, don't you dare. Don't you dare have five elites in here. What's our record right now? Four elites in one? Yo, if any of you pull five or more, I need you to send me a screenshot on Twitter. I'm just going to womp an 87 over all Patrick Mahomes right here, baby. Boom, there he is. Yikes, yikes. I will take Buddha Baker though. Oh my God, we're Tupper already? Come on, top me off. Kevin's 85, okay. I got an 84 first last time. Now top me off, really top me off. But he is insane. One more, top off my chub. Top off. Bad enough sauce right there. Not enough sauce. All right, ready to go back to the pro elite bundle. Get extra weird with it. Oh shit, I just started with a topper? Oh my God, I'm starting with a topper. I got Jeremy Chin, that was an accident. But Jeremy Chin, Mike Ahai, bro, you better saw, I'm not even looking. This better sauce me the fuck up. 86, Bob Miller. All right, I was worried. I was worried. I didn't realize he was in 86 either. She, she's still a beast. Marvel Tell, Shaquille Griffin, 84, Dante Fowler. Little deja vu, Dante Fowler. Great start to this one. I opened two of the bundles. They're all sitting. I'm going to rip through a lot of packs right now. Marcus Peters, Chandler Jones. Damn, 86, Chandler Jones just chilling. I haven't even touched the toppers on this one yet. Oh my God. Dude, I'm not even trying to go this quick. Oh my God. Got Chris Scott. This bundle is cracked. Charles Leno, link it to this bundle is cracked. What is going on? Hey, I ain't complaining. Keep it up, man. Keep it up. Michael Pittman, Rashad Penny. Come on, keep it up. I want to keep sending me the 83 pluses, baby. Not Joshua. No, don't you dare. Ay. Darren Waller once again. Sey Quads is an 81. Daniel Hunter, 81. And a triple elite with Joey Bosa, 86. Holy shit. Dyrnis Johnson, Mad Max Crosby, 84. CJ Mosley, triple elite again. Shelby Harris, scary Terry, triple elite pack. Ah, topper, ay. Got a hunter roll and it's an 84 punter. Do it, 87. Mahomes, Jonathan Taylor. Jonathan Taylor, Jonathan Taylor. Or it's Michael Hyde. Or it's Michael Hyde. Topper, Topper, Josh Allen. The swaggy athletic Josh Allen. 86 overall, dude. My linebackers are nuts. Vaughn Miller off of one edge. Josh Allen off the other. 82 speed. Hey, White Dolan Schultz times two. Literally the least racist man on the planet. And Kyler Murray, don't mind it. Dude, if I pulled Zach Wilson though, like I pulled crazy 86s. I pulled 87s. I pulled no Zach, gold Zach Wilson's. I'm getting like four golds a pack. I mean, granted, there's more Justin Houston, Matt Gay. Let's get it. There are more golds in the game, obviously, but still I kind of figured I would have pulled them out. Josh Jacobs, Robert Quinn, Tyler Locking. George Chase. Let's go. 86, George Chase. With them is 84, Kalea's Campbell. Are you kidding me? An 86, 84 pack. Bobby Tanyin, the Sean Watson. Where's his HE stat? Happy ending. Should be maxed out to 99. If it's not, I'd be shocked. Come on, baby. Roy Snowman, Jair Alexander, and Kurt Cousins. All right. I like that pack. Let's stay up. Evan McPherson again, bro. And no card art still, but an 85 is crazy right now. 81, Robert Woods, and no triple elite, but I'll take an 85. Bro, elite pack. Let's keep it up. Yong Wei Ku. The kickers roll deep right now. And our last elite, they don't do 384 overall there in Wallers. Do not mind if I do. What else? Chris Jones, holy shit. 87, Chris Jones. I don't know why when I saw Chris Jones, I thought maybe it'd be an 84. He is a god though, so I don't know why I thought that 87, Chris Jones, that's kidding. I can guarantee an 86 overall headlines elite player, so let's run with that. Cause these are actually good. If you get the 86, Quitty Pay is a beast. What I really want though, is Gabe Davis. Gabe Davis is a beast. Come on, give me Gabriel Davis. Bro, Gabriel Davis is crap. He's actually so good. Come on baby, come on. Only six of them. So my odds were two and six, but still that's only like 30%. This is pretty good. Or 33%, whatever, that's pretty high. No, 85 speed, 86 jumping is big. Dude, six, two, two, 10. Dude, and he comes with a baked and route apprentice. That's how I have to have, actually, I can't wait to use that. Dude, I could build an absolutely insane best team overall just after half of this back opening. So yes, I apologize. I will have to wait until tomorrow to continue this, but you guys won't notice a difference. So snap of the fingers, it's tomorrow. All right, day two. Turns out this was a genius strategy because now there's limited time cards and packs. And you guys know it's always Jalen Hurts season. Now granted, I probably should have just waited until limited came out to even make this video, but I'm not built like that. I'm just not smart like that. Additionally, we're on a different account right now. I'm on Moshi Moshi Man, the OG account. I still couldn't buy cash on my other account. Maybe it was a sign from EA themselves that I have a problem. So I responded by circumventing that and not getting any help from my problem. Let's open some packs, baby. I'm going right for the pro platinum elite bundle. I got two of them left on this account. I plan on doing both. So the topper has to be a platinum player so that Jalen Hurts is off the table and the DeMarcus Lawrence. Hey, it's Tristan Wurfs. I might even open up a headliners bundle now because they looked a lot worse before, but knowing that the limiteds are headliners, maybe I should go for it. We've still got 44,000 cash to burn through. Dude, I see him all the time. And Bradens, oh, triple, triple. Billy Price, Tyler Boyd. What do you got, what do you got, what do you got? AJ Brown, yo. AJ Brown's at 85, let's get it. And Micahide 84, that's a monster pack. Let's keep it up. Armstead 82, Matthew Stafford, 85. My boy, what do you got? Okay, so seeing that headliners animation, I do kind of get excited, but there's no way that the limiteds don't have their own animation. They definitely have their own crazy animation. What do we got, what do we got? Stafford again, it's gonna be a good day. On to the platinum players. Let's get some big ones right here. Let's add some coins to this account. PJ Williams, what else? Miles Jack, 81. Hey, no 80s yet, Matt Gay. Denzel, hey, Denzel Ward, 85. Bro, no lie, I'm still pissed that I've never pulled Jonathan Taylor. Russell Wilson, 84, and you know what? That kept him into Seahawks, you need to, I respect it. Ryan Tannehill, 81. Hey, Javon Hollins, an 83, damn, good for him. What else? Chris Boswell, 83. Traverious Ward again, bro, guys lurking in my packs. Hey, it's an 83 overall platinum, I'm cool with it. Couldn't I technically pull Jalen Hertz in the 78 plus headliners player? I think he's considered an 89 overall headliners. I don't know, I'm gonna have to go on Twitter and confirm before I go doing that. Tyron Smith, what, in the headliners? Bro, I was about to go on Twitter to see if I could pull Jalen Hertz. Damn, and Mycohide, 84. Keep this up, bro, I don't even need a headliner. Whoa, shit, I just pulled, listen, I saw the animation and it looked like the same as the other one. No! Jalen Hertz season, but it might be the Marcus Lord season and it quick sells for 350,000? What? Holy shit. It's the best pull in the game, that's not Jalen Hertz. Oh my God, oh my God. Dude, now I really gotta look at every animation, bro. I could have sworn it was setting up just like that. Oh my God, I just pulled the Marcus Lawrence, let's go. Dude, I'm so glad it forced me to sleep and wait a different day to open packs because I never wanna pull them. Any, oh shit, the topper is 82 plus elites. This could be any of the 89s potentially. John Runyon times two, Milton Williams this time. I think I get five of them. Dude, we gotta go for Jalen Hertz now, bro. We gotta go for Jalen Hertz now. All right, this is the final topper. This topper's gonna suck, I'm gonna lie. And those are 82s every time for me. Let's do another headliner's bundle. 18 times headliner's bundle. Let's go find Jalen Hertz, baby. You know, with this headliner's opener, you can see just like the top of their helmet, like right there. I'm wondering if I get really sweaty if I can know when it's someone good. I'll be able to tell you, bro. These are how many damn packs I'm open, I'll be able to tell you. I think the card art on the limited's though is like a little different. So I will actually know if it's a limited, so neither of those are limited's. Maybe I should touch grass. Maybe touching grass might help me out. Not a limited, not a limited. You guys see what I'm seeing, right? Like the card art is like standard on these, but for the limited's, they had that weird background. I gotta look at Demarcus Lawrence again to be certain, but I feel pretty confident right now. Dude, they went hard on pack animations and card art this year. It looks good. Dude, I might've used all my luck on that Demarcus Lawrence. I don't know if I'll be able to pull another one. Dude, I wonder what he sells for, because the quick sell is 350K. He's got a sell for like 500 something, dude. Topper, Topper, wait. Oh, nope, nope, nope. What am I doing? I was screaming like that was something. It wasn't anything. I'll know. I'll know when I see the corner. Nope, that's nothing. 82. Oh, 82. All right, boys, the final Topper. Come on. Come on. Nope, 82. I'm gonna do a pro elite bundle and I'll finish this off with all headliners packs in case we can snag Jalen Hertz. Now the good thing about a pro elite pack is I believe headliners elites count as regular elites as well, which actually I'm 100% sure because I pulled headliners in these before. So I can still pull Jalen Hertz in these. I'm gonna go a fully blind pack. I just ain't even looking. I ain't even looking. Whatever it is it is. And then I'll take a peek. My cues, Carson Wentz now. We gotta pull out some of the strap. I'm doing a leave the room pack, bro. I'm leaving. A few moments later. It doesn't work. I'm such an idiot. I'm thinking of Mad Mobile, bro. There's six packs. I can't leave the room unless I open them all. That was really stupid. Stupid. Demarcus Lawrence, bro. It's foreshadowing or reverse foreshadowing. I need to pull Jalen Hertz. That's foreshadowing. Joe Mixon, Jake Bailey, and Aziz Alshair. God, these packs are so fire. I'm so glad I slept on it. Not that I really had a choice. My addiction would have kept me up all day, but it is what it is. It's a roll. 85 overall. Let's go. Oh, we're onto the toppers already. Devo Samuel, 85 overall, starting us out. Let me sniff Jalen Jones, 86 overall. Then let me sniff an 87. Let me sniff it. Come on, baby. What did I say? What did I say? Ready to start. I want to pull Jonathan Taylor so bad. Yeah, I could go on the R&B, but that's not what I want. I wanted to pull him. 87 overall, Jonathan Taylor. That's so hype. Let's get it, boys. After an absolutely massive pack opening, let's overview everything we've gotten. So the biggest, the baddest pull. Right here, DeMarcus Lawrence, 89 limited. Guaranteed to sell for more than 350K because he quick sells for it. Let's see what he sells for right now. 400,000, not too surprised by that. I think Jalen Hertz is probably 500,000, but still one of the best left ends in the game. Quick sells for 350K. We also pulled Jonathan Taylor, 120K, an incredible running back, and I'll switch over to my other account to overview more. And now this is the point in the video where I have a confession. I actually didn't spend $1,000 on packs. I spent probably 1,500. I spent $500 on this account yesterday and I go to look at the video and I might as well have been Helen Keller because I had accidentally muted all of my audio. So I completely scrapped it and started anew. So everything else you see on this squad that we didn't pull on this account today was from that opening. Just wanna let you guys know what else I did pull. I didn't pull it today, but I did pull it Kevin Byard, Mahomes, DeMonte Adams. I did pull the Tyron Smith today, 176K. That was in a headliners pack. Such an awesome pull. We also got Tristan Werfst today. I think he's about 100K, 115K. Just so many elites on this team. I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of hard to decipher, but I pulled yesterday and what I pulled today. But as you can see, we are absolutely stacked out with players on this account as well. Additionally, I'll probably live on Twitch around when you're watching this video. So once we overview all this, head over to Twitch. I'll probably be doing rerolls, opening some packs. Should be a good time. Yeah, on this account we got some fire too. We have a Fred Warner, and this was a quick sell Fred Warner. So not only did we get the 87th Fred Warner, he would quick sell for 140,000 coins. Chris Jones was an insane pull, 120K. Probably the best he tackle in the game right now. Jordan Milotta was amazing too. I used him on my squad. I gave him post up, cause he's an absolute beast. Can't go wrong with the Mahomes pull. I'm using him on my account as well. Tyron Smith, we saw. Whereas we saw. Colton Miller, this was a quick sell as well. Along with Tyron, with Tristan Werfst. So I could quick sell both of them for 95,000 coins. Jamar Chase and Herbo, Josh Allen. Tons of good pulls in this account. Thuny, Xavion Howard, Joey Bosa, Nick Chubb, Cameron Johnston, Chandler Jones, Vaughn Biller, Tushak Masons, Two McPherson's, Kyle Pitts, Micah Parsons, Deebo. Yeah, I mean, are we shocked? A thousand dollars should get you an insane amount of good players. And this absolutely did. And listen, after opening everything, if you wanna go Hail Mary, and the limited's are in store, I say go headliners. But if you probably wanna get the most bang for your buck, and you really wanna spend money on Madden this season, the pro elite bundle with the topper of platinum players. That is worth, it's worth like six or 700,000 coins a minimum. That is an incredible value from EA. And that is it. For the $1,000 pack opening, my voice is shut. My bank account is drained. But hopefully the boys enjoyed. So I appreciate you guys watching this always. I'll see you in the next video. Peace.