 Wow. Nice hat, Micah. Thank you. Stupid reactions. I'm Corbin. Micah! Alexis! Rick! And you can follow us on Instagram and Twitter for more juicy content, really. It's so cute. Where the content is comparable to juice. Water. Yes. Thank you for sending Patreon and following us on official Twitter account. Yes, we tweet there and twat and pole dance. Yes. That was a very subdued intro for us. How's the joe? It's hot, sir. But tootie! It's hot! It is! I'm sweating like a racehorse in the summer! But tootie! Wow. Come back to us. What did you take before this? You're on drugs. We are reacting to a couple speeches, award show speeches, two, which would be specific. It was during, I believe, last year, come back to us, Micah. Topeka, one for Piku, and Ranveer, one for Batmavad, I believe. Sweet. And then they have some touching speeches. Aw. And so that's what we're going to do. Sweet. Awesome. Here we go! Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to thank Music Partner T-Series and now, Tamara Avalabad here for Best Actor. Yes, the car is right, not Rekha, but Deepika. For Piku. I was very nervous. I don't know why. Aw. Before I take this out, thank you, Shijit sir, again, but I'm also going to take this opportunity to thank Sanjay sir, Intiaz, all the amazing co-stars and directors that I've worked with in all these years, because of whom I am here today. I actually want to dedicate this award to my parents, and I'm going to take two minutes of your time, please, and read out a little letter that I found that my father wrote to me and my sister a couple of years ago, and I felt that it was apt to read out, especially because this award is for Piku. So please bear with me for two minutes. Dear Deepika and Anisha, there is no substitute for perseverance. There is no substitute for hard work, determination and passion for what you do. If you love what you do, nothing else matters, neither awards, ironic I say that here, nor compensation, not even the gratification of seeing your face in newspapers or television. When I won the All England Championship, the prize money in badminton became significant, 3,000 pounds, a huge amount in those days, but that did not distract me from the sheer joy of having been instrumental in putting India on the global map for this game. Deepika, at 18, picked a shift to Mumbai for a career in modeling. We felt you were too young and too inexperienced to be alone in a big city and in an industry we knew nothing about. In the end, we decided to let you follow your heart and thought it was cruel to not give our child the opportunity to go after a dream that she lived and breathed for. If you succeeded, it would have made us proud, but even if you didn't, you would not have any regrets that you didn't try. Remember how I constantly tell you both about the importance of making your way up in the world without waiting for your parents to pull strings? I believe it is best for children to work hard to make their dreams come true and to not have things handed to them on a platter. When you are visiting home, Deepika, you make your own bed, clean the table after meals and sleep on the floor if there are guests in home. If you occasionally wonder why we refuse to treat you like a star, it's because you are our daughter first and a film star later. The cameras that follow you everywhere eventually fade and what will remain is the real world. Deepika, I have learned that you can't always win in life. That everything you want might not come your way. That events do not always turn out the way you want them to. To win some, you have to lose some. You have to learn to take lives ups and downs in your stride. The things that really matter in life are relationships, honesty, respect for your parents and elders. Material success is important but not fundamental to happiness and peace of mind. I can't tell you enough about the rejuvenating power of prayers and a little faith. Spare a few minutes of your day to close your eyes and meditate to think about God and you will see how much faith in His power you will strengthen you. In the end, when your career is behind you, what remains is family, the friends that you have made. Live a life that is healthy and one that will allow you to live with your own conscience. Everything else is transient and remember no matter what, we are always going to be there for you. Lovingly, Papa. Thank you that there was no playoff music. Yeah, that was going to say. The Oscars would never let anyone go on. I promise you that all of us are going to try and be the best that we can be and most importantly, thank you for being you and thank you for allowing me to be me and to pursue my dreams. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to tell you that one of the greatest honours and one of the best parts about this is the fact that I was nominated alongside my screen idols, the one and only Mr. Amitabh Bachchan. I'll share this with you along with Shahrukh sir, Salman sir. Thank you for inspiring me to be an actor. Thank you sir. Ranbir Varun, you guys are amazing. Thank you to the team of Pajira Mastani who worked so hard to make this film what it is. Thank you guys. This belongs to you as well. Which brings me to Sanjay Leela Bansale. I'm so happy for you sir. Best film, best director and this is you as well. Thank you sir. I love you. Adi sir was a very elaborate show of gratitude some time ago in this show and that's straight from the heart which brings me to my parents who are here tonight. Thank you for allowing me to pursue my dreams, for encouraging me every step of the way to go after something which seemed too far fetched for us when the chips were down and God knows they were down most of the time but we've come along. Thank you for making me what I am. My sister, my protector, my guardian angel. I couldn't have shoelace without you in my life. Love you. Thank you for being a second mother to me. I love you. Which brings me to all of you, the audience, the fraternity. Thank you for bestowing me with the opportunity and blessing me and allowing me to live out my dream. I hope that in the years to come I can work hard and entertain you and take the flag of Indian cinema onward and upward. Thank you very very much. Ladies and gentlemen, good night. Can I now get copyrighted? Because I know that song will. I don't know what awards this is. Filmfare. Filmfare? Yeah. I don't know if that's the big one there or not. I believe they are. Even small fairs, the Oscars. Usually they won't be able to talk that much. No. Because of time. Time. Because of the advertising dollars. But India makes five hour films. Right. I don't think they care too much. They clearly don't. At first I also thought wow that must be intimidating to not have a podium to stand on and actually hold your word on your mic and see a lot of people up there with microphones doing this. But also just giving them the control and not playing them off. Yeah. But yeah, that was quite sweet what they have between their parents. And it's good that both of their parents, whether they were in the industry or not, that allowed them to do what they wanted to do. Yeah. Sorry, I'm just laughing. I'm just Mike's contribution. There's a living lamp right there with his, what'd you think about it, Micah? Pretty good. Yeah, it is. Well, we are known now as the Deepika and Ranveer stands, I think, of the internet. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Thank you for the optimization. Appreciate that. That's correct. Yeah. But we don't care. Nope. Perfect. Love them unashamedly. They are beautiful. Beautiful people. And they deserve everything. And what this made me want to do next time, for sure. Win an award? Dance. I did dance. It makes me want to watch the very next one. I know we're going to be invested in it in a big, big way. If we had been watching, like, if that was airing today and Bajaramastani was nominated for things, we'd, right, we would be watching, like, go, go, go. And we'd get emotional with who won and high-fiving like we do with the Oscars. So, yeah, wait till the Oscars goes. Let us know, like, when the big award shows are, because I don't know. Yeah. Because we've got the three biggies here. Our three biggies, obviously, that we have that come in this order are the Globes, the Sags, and the Oscars. And they all fall in January to late February. And that's the award season here. So what is your award season? What's the Oscars and how many do you have? Which ones are worth something which are just ignored? Because there are some here that we don't pay attention to. Yeah. The Kids Choice Awards. The Kids Choice Awards. Team Choice Awards.