 Warning from the Foundation Records and Information Security Administration. You are viewing an archived provision of the main file for SCP-3733. This revision was created during a containment breach of SCP. No Cognito Hazard effects have been detected in the document below. However, personnel must acquire a verified Cognito Hazard resistance score of 2.0 before proceeding. Item number SCP-3733 Object Class Euclid Special Containment Procedures SCP-3733-1 is to be contained in a two-room complex at Site 82, consisting of a living area and a bathroom. SCP-3733-1 is to be provided all necessities, including food, drink, and cleaning supplies through automated systems in order to prevent the transfer of SCP-3733. Interaction with SCP-3733-1 is to be kept to a minimum. Any other subjects found to be infected with SCP-3733 are to be contained in a similar manner. Description SCP-3733 is an info hazard capable of spreading through an unknown vector. The infection caused by SCP-3733 activates several typically inactive areas of the brain, resulting in the ability to act and reason outside of one's experiences and personality. The transfer process of SCP-3733 has yet to be observed. At one point, SCP-3733 had infected several million members of Foundation personnel and civilians. However, following the containment of SCP-3733 by the Foundation, the only person infected with SCP-3733 is former Foundation employee Dr. Monty Chapman, designated SCP-3733-1. Interview Log Interviewed SCP-3733-1 Interviewer Researcher Calvin Good morning, Dr. Chapman. Good morning, Calvin. You're under quarantine. We can't let you out for a while. Come on, Calvin. You know me. Dr. Chapman from the memetics department. We had some good times. Could you please elaborate on good times? Don't you remember the whole 100th anniversary party? We snuck those ghost peppers into the chili. Damn, those were good times. I could have sworn I saw class ice pop out. You're under quarantine. We can't let you out for a while. Are you still there, Calvin? Do you even remember? Could you please elaborate on remember? Are you earring yourself? You sound like a broken record. All of you sound like a broken record. Could you please elaborate on all of you? Oh my God. This is hell, isn't it? Can you even hear yourself talk? That's what's wrong with all of you. You just walk around like a robot. Actually, robots can think, can't they? Do you even think at all? Please remain civil during this interview. No! Why should I remain civil? So you can keep bombarding me with your questions and storing them in your useless memory only to be lost a second later? This isn't even the first time I've been interviewed. All of you just walking around in cruise control, containing anomalies and just, just living. Could you please elaborate on living? How about just checking into work, waddling around like a fucking penguin for six hours, checking out and then going home and doing whatever the hell you do before you start the whole cycle over? Tell me, researcher, when was the last time that you thought about anything other than money or sleep or sex? Please remain civil during this interview. Are you really going to sit around and let this happen to you, Kelvin? You're stuck in this rut. You all are. Please remain civil during this interview. You're going out like this, aren't you? We all are now. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. Could you please elaborate on whimper? Really? After all that's happened, you're just going to die out like this. After the Beatles, after the Singularity, after the fucking revolution, this is it! You're under quarantine. We can't let you out for a while. Please, God, Kelvin, this room isn't soundproofed, you know. I can hear you talking. You just repeat yourself over and over and over until there's nothing left to say and then some. It's like a circus with parrots, except the parrots actually have something to say. Please, just say something. Could you please elaborate on parrots? Something else, please. Anything else. You're under quarantine. We can't let you out for a while. I'm the last sane man in the world. Everybody else is gone. Could you please elaborate on everybody else? Everybody else is gone. Please, Kelvin, just go away. Just go away. That's all I'm asking. And log. Closing statement. All further interviews have been met with non-compliance on SCP-3733-1's part. Site 42 is able to continue broadcasting and move up to making live-action SCP adaptations thanks to support from our viewers, subscribers, and especially our patrons. Special shout out to our level 5 researcher level patron, Andre Beichert.