 We're at the end of the line, pal. Are you even saying that? You guys have been with me to the end of the line, pal. What? What's up, YouTube? Welcome back to the Living Room. We are The Outtober. So guys, every since we've been on this Marvel journey, it all has seemed to lead here, man. Avengers Endgame. Honestly, babe, I'm excited. I'm nervous. I'm anxious. I'm a little emotional. Baby, are you excited to watch this movie? I'm so excited. Thank you guys so much for your support. We've grown so much with the series and we can't be more thankful. Honestly, guys, this series has been a roller coaster to say the least. There's been movies that people have not necessarily loved that I thought were fantastic. There's been a lot of twists, a lot of turns, a lot of emotional moments. We've shed some tears over here. This has honestly been one of the great journeys of our lives checking out these movies and hanging out with you guys and having you guys into our house or home to watch them and just seeing how passionate you are. You guys have shared so many stories, so many moments. So many people become really close with family, just reading these comics and going to comic book stores with their parents as kids. And not to get too deep, but a lot of parents out there passed away and left some of these for their kids. And it's just deep, guys. A lot of people are passionate about this and I'm just really excited to watch this movie, guys. So sorry to blabber so much. We're just passionate about it. I know Mrs. October has been so anxious to watch this movie. She's been rushing me all day. Hey, stay tuned to the end and we'll tell you who our favorite character was throughout the whole series. Right, yeah, absolutely. So I think there's one more movie left in this phase. No one's on the phase four. So yeah, guys, just come join the team over here. We're gonna be reacting to all kinds of cool stuff down the road, including a lot of Marvel stuff. So, you know, we're not going anywhere. And yeah, oh, it's a two-part. It's a two-parter again, guys. So the second part will be in the description. So as soon as this video is live, which is, you know, right now, you can check into the description and next one will be out. So go check that one out and we'll see you all on the other side of it. Let's go. Let's go. Nervous. Come on. You see where you're going? Mm-hmm. And let's worry about how you get there. Point it to her this way. Is he on house arrest? That girl's gonna be able to shoot a tickup or a buffalo's ear. Mm-hmm. Nah, back her up, Dan. That's too easy for her. Well, that's like a layup. Oh, and they're balling. Me. Yeah, ew. Catch up on my string. Let's go. Go get your arrow. Yeah, she can probably do that with her toes. I'm glad we're starting off with Clint, though. We ain't seen him in a minute. Oh my God. Dude. Oh my God. He has no idea. Probably. What a start. That was crazy. What a start. Boy, I don't cry. How many minutes, like, into this crap? So here's the thing, dude. Bro, that got me that tricky mess out of me because I couldn't have been like, I don't know, I forgot what this movie was. I was so happy, right? That was such a shift of emotion. Yes. He was so happy. That's why I was like, stunning. I don't know what to do about that. Yeah, that was like, because I'm kind of dumb, right? So I forgot that that happened, you know? Well, I kind of thought we were a little past that part. I didn't even think about Clint's side. Right. You don't need to do that. You're just holding the position. That's all right. I would like to try again. And you've won. Fair game. Why does Tony start dressed like that? How's he looking? It was fun. Just hang on. Hey, Ms. Putz. I don't know if you're ever going to see these. I don't even know if you're still here. Oh, God, I hope so. Today's day 21, Infections Rant's course. You love her. Oh, Nebula. Only a tiny bit sadistic. A thousand light years from the nearest 7-Eleven. And that's tough because I love 7-Eleven. I assume we'll run out tomorrow morning. Oh, no. And that'll be it. Oh, no. I probably lied down for a minute. Please, no. What the heck is going to happen? I know. I'm just something's got to give, right? And I'm just waiting on it. Oh, my gosh. That is so crazy. Is it like a fireball? It's some type of shit, probably. Oh, my God, he looks like shit. Because we can't have an Avengers movie without Tony Stark. No way. I'm saying, who's this about to be? Captain Marvel. Oh, it is her. Let's go. He did it just for you. He heard and he delivered. I got so much hate. Dude, I wasn't hating on the dude's mustache, bro. I just think that like Captain America is a professional, right? Queen Shave and professional. Dang, she carried that thing back to Earth, bro. Like, what the heck? Jeez. Oh, my gosh. I didn't even notice her at the bottom. Thanks, verse. Appreciate you. That man needs some hot pot. Or some shawarma. I'm so glad Pepper made it, though, man. I mean, I'm glad everyone who made it made it, because. Oh. It's been 23 days since Thanos came to Earth. World governments are in pieces. The parts that are still working are trying to take a census. And did you see Ant-Man on there? But he's not really missing. Thanos wiped out. Oh, he's in the quantel. 50% of all living creatures. What is the word he went? Where is he now? Where? We don't know. He just opened a portal and walked through. You're Dr. Strange? Of course. Oh, he's guilty. Or he feels, yeah, he should have hit him in the head. He thinks he failed, which, of course, he did. But you know, there's a lot of echoing around here. Honestly, until this exact second, I thought you were Bill de Barre. Space scans, satellites, and we got nothing. The thing from Animal Crossing? Did he give you any clues? Any coordinates, anything? I saw this coming a few years back. I had a vision. I didn't want to believe it. He looks so sickly. Yeah. I said, we'd lose. You said, we'll do that together, too. You weren't there. But that's what you meant, right? Were the Avengers? Not the Pre-Vangers? OK. Right? You made your point. Just sit down, OK? I got nothing for you, Cap. No trust. Liar. Oh my god. You find him. You put that on. You hide. Tony, it's fine. What in the world? I mean, it's safe to say mental. He's not doing well, huh? You guys take care of him. And I'll bring him Missouri and Elixir when I come back. Where are you going? To kill Thanos. We realize up there is more your territory, but this is our fight, too. You even know where he is? I know people who might. I can tell you what Thanos is. Thanos spent a long time trying to perfect me. Now when he worked, he talked about his great plan. I'd ask, where would we go once this plan was complete? And his answer was always the same. To the garden. That's cute. Thanos has a retirement plan. So where is he? That's a weird retirement plan, though. Sounds boring. The power surge of ridiculously cosmic proportions. No one's ever seen anything like it. Until two days ago on this planet. Thanos is there. What planet is that, though? So let's get him, use them to bring everyone back. Just like that. Yeah, just like that. I mean, we owe it to everyone who's not in this room to try. How do we know it's going to end any differently than it did before? Because before, you didn't have me. OK. Everybody in this room is about that superhero. And where the hell have you been all this time? There are a lot of other planets in the universe. And unfortunately, they didn't have you guys. Yeah, there sure is. Or you need to get it together, bro. I like this one. That's the first thing he said. Right. Let's go get this son of a bitch. Let's go, Cap. Language. Let's go. A language, Cap. Coldest opening to an Avengers movie I've seen thus far. 100%. Let's go. I'm so nervous. There's too many stars in the room, though. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, everyone who, like, steps on the screen sort of demands it. Who hit, man? Then I'll throw up on my ship. Rotating jump in three, two, one. Remember, is space surveillance supposed to be like this? There's your hexagon. Oh, the dang hexagons. We know that's where we at. Space, if there's hexagons, or we're in some type of, like, weird base reality. She long gone, Cap. This is going to work, Steve. I know it will, because I don't know what I'm going to do if it doesn't. No satellites, no armies, no ground defenses of any kind. Anus don't need that. It's just him. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And that's enough. Dang, this man. Good god, look at that planet. It's beautiful. When people are like, oh, Thanos is a great guy, but he, like, tore his daughters up. Right, there's way too much less to defend Thanos going on in the planet section. I know we're going to, y'all are going to come for us, but like, did y'all forget that he did that part? At the end of the day, it's not Thanos' decision to decide if half the population of planets needs to die. And he's picking cumquats. Just because he's the most powerful tyrant in the universe at the time. How big do those cumquats got to be? So he just wanted to be a harvester. Yeah, he just wants to go be a hippie. Look at him. OK. Now he's seasoning his water while people are disappearing. He was beat up. Oh, Captain Marvel just ran up on him like that? Oh my god. Goodness. Oh, and the Hulk. The Iron Hulk. I'm shocked they saw him coming. I'm glad they can breathe on this planet. There you go. There's your arm. That's tough, man. You know he wants it. He loves body parts. They're not there. Where are they? Answer the question. The universe required correction. Put his other arm off. After that, the stones serve no purpose. You murder truly. You should be grateful. Oh, turn into the Hulk. Where are the stones? Reduce the atoms. You used them two days ago. I used the stones to destroy the stones. Nearly killed me. Do you believe him? No, I bet he has one. I am. He has to be lying. My father has many things. A liar is not one of them. Kill him. Oh, thank you. Yeah, we don't need to hear him. We don't need to hear that. But there's no way he's dead, though. What did you do? Did he mess up again? He didn't make the mistake this time. Oh, they're saying that Thanos knows where the stones are, and they need him to bring everybody back. But he then decapitated him. So is he dead? Took his head off just like one of them frost giants. No problem. You know what that really made me remember? What? I'm this Asgard. Yeah. It was really nice there. I'm very pleased that was. That was nice. Five years, I tell you. Five years later? So Thanos is dead, dead and gone. What have they been doing for five years? There's probably like nobody. Hopefully forming an army of what they got. I'll run down. So I first time in five years, I didn't even know what to talk about. What did you talk about? I didn't know much. We missed the mats. Then things got quiet and he cried as they were serving the salads. What about you? Just before dessert. But I'm seeing them again tomorrow. So that's great. You did the hardest part. You took the jump. You didn't know where you were going to come down. Good job. How lucky would you have to be for a cap to be your guidance counselor? Like your AA or whatever it's called? What are the odds? You got the best one. I woke up 70 years later. Traumatic boy. Jesus. You got to move on. But I really don't think you have. You got to move on. You got to move on, man. I say it all the time. Not from you, but how could I? Not my darling. The world is in our hands. It's left to us guys. We got to do something with it. Otherwise, Thanos should have killed all of us. We'll say it, Cap. Dang, man, I just know him on the streets like that, Thanos. Yeah, everybody knows Thanos now. He's a galaxy-wide celebrity. You think he's like America's most wanted? He's the universe's most wanted. You think they have one of those who's up in all over the place? Boy, he's dead. Thanos is basically. Ling, that says Ling. Is that rat going to help him? No way. Oh, let's go. The rat did it. Good job, rat. What in the world? Oh, Paul Rudd. Let's go, Paul Rudd. I wonder what time was like in there for him. Like, was it like one second or was it like five years? Hope. Oh, my God, what's that guy's name? I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen him before. He's a judge on Masked Singer. Yeah, he's like, what is happening? Oh, he has no idea. Hey, kid! What happened here? To be honest, I feel like it's all going to work out because we have Paul Rudd. Let's go, Paul Rudd. If we have Paul Rudd, we win it all. Please. I really hope his daughter's not. I know. Was he on the L's? Oh, I thought I saw a Cassie, bro. Please, no Cassie. I think I did. Scotland. They thought he was gone, yeah. He's like, who do I tell to get me off the stone? Who's there? Please be Cassie. She grew up. Yeah, it's been five years. That's peanut? Wow. That's super sad, bro. I know. You're so big. But from her perspective, though, man, like all of her prayers have been answered, right? Right. Well, she probably just, like, accepted it because everyone vanished at that time. Hey, dude, that's two tearouts for me in this movie. I know. Are we seeing you here next month? Not likely. What? You going to get another haircut? Listen for face. The things that are happening on Earth are happening everywhere on thousands of planets. All right, all right. That's a good point. So you might not see me for a long time. So she's everywhere. This channel is always active. Anyone's making trouble where they shouldn't comes through me. I like that nuts in charge. Right, you too. Well deserved. Where are you? Mexico. Federale's found a room full of bodies. It's probably a rival game. Except it isn't. It's definitely Barton. What he's done here. I mean, the scene that he left. I got to tell you, there's a part of me that doesn't even want to find him. Will you find out where he's going next? Oh, my gosh. That was some good acting. Please. The Hawkeye fell apart. You know, I'd offered a cookie dinner, but it seemed pretty miserable already. You're here to do your laundry? I'm here to see a friend. Clearly your friend is fine. You know, I saw a pot of whales when I was coming over the bridge. And the Hudson. If you're about to tell me to look on the bright side, I'm about to hit you in the head with peanut butter sandwich. You know, I keep telling everybody they should move on and grow. Some do, but not us. If I move on, who does this? Right, that's how I would feel, man, for real. They're still trying, right? Like you would almost feel guilty to accept it. Like you're like giving into it or something. This job, this family, it's always better because of it. And even though they're gone, I'm still trying to be better. I think we both need to get a life. You first. This is Scott Lang. We met a few years ago and recognized you. He's just an old message. And man, I know you don't. I know you know that. This is Frankie. We need to talk tonight. You think he's really confused? Yeah, he just needs to, like, process. Yeah. Have either of you guys ever studied quantum physics? Only to make conversation. All right, so. Except that. Right, right before Thanos, I was in a place called the quantum realm. To get in there, you have to be incredibly small. Hope, she's my, she was my, she was supposed to pull me out. And then Thanos happened and I got stuck in there. Sorry, that must have been a very long five years. Yeah, but that's just it. It wasn't. Oh, wow. It was five hours. Is that anybody's sandwich? Yeah, there's no, like, there's no, like, laws of physics in the quantum realm. There's no constants. What I'm saying is. Well, there are constants, but. Time works differently in the quantum realm. The only problem is right now, we don't have a way to navigate it. But what if we did? What if we could somehow control the chaos and we could navigate it? What if there was a way that we could enter the quantum realm at a certain point in time, but then exit the quantum realm at another point in time? Like, before Thanos. Are you talking about a time machine? No, of course not. No, not a time machine. This is more like, yeah, like a time machine. I know, it's crazy. But I can't stop thinking about it. There's got to be some. It's crazy. I get emails from a raccoon. Nothing sounds crazy anymore. So who do we talk to about this? I like the direction that they're going with it, for sure. Now, that's the thing. Scott's not the expert at that. It's Hank. Right. And you know how smart you'd have to be to understand how to move through the space time continuum through the quantum realm. So Hank's wife was only in there for 30 minutes in her life, because it was 30 years. We're going to start. Possibly. Maybe not from her perspective. From her perspective, she could have been in there for three seconds. That's what I'm saying. Time works. The quantum realms, there's not constants like that there. That's why we can't understand it. You can't observe it over and over again and understand the laws of it. I just am noticing that Tony Stark has a daughter. How did you? Really? Were you looking for her? You're so cute. You like going in the garage, huh? It's fine, actually. Mom never wears anything I buy her. That's not good if you're Tony Stark. He's like, no, no, no, no. I'm retired, boys. I got a noug, a five-year-old, it looks like. That little girl don't know, but that's trouble right there. We know what it sounds like. Is anything really possible? Quantum fluctuation messes with the Planck scale, which then triggers the Deutsch proposition. Can we agree on that? It means you're not coming home. I did. No. It's a billion-to-one cosmic fluke. And now you want to pull a, what do you call it? A time heist? Yeah, a time heist. Why didn't we think of this before? Because it's laughable. The stones are in the past. It sounds like some clock busters or time busters or something like that. Clock stoppers. Yeah. Gotta say, it has sometimes missed that giddy optimism. I believe the most likely outcome will be our collective demise. Not if we strictly follow the rules of time trappers. No talking to our past selves. No betting on sporting events. I'm going to stop you right there. Scott, your plan to save the universe is based on back to the future. Got to watch that one. Good. You have me worried there because I'd be pushing. We have to take a stand. We did stand. And yet here we are. I know you've got a lot on the line. You've got a wife, a daughter. But I lost someone very important to me. A lot of people did. And now, now we have a chance to bring her back, to bring everyone back. And you're telling me that you won't even. That's right, Scott. I won't. Mommy told me to come and save you. Good job. I'm saved. I wish you'd come here to ask me something else. I'm honestly happy to see you guys. I just forget it. And I'm happy for you. I really am. This is the second chance. I got my second chance right here. Dang. If you don't talk shop, you can stick a bunch. But they don't. You know, man. It's not wrong. What are we going to do? We need it. What are we going to stop? No, I want to do it right. We're going to need a really big brain. Bigger than his? Come on, I feel like I'm the only one eating here. Try some of that. I'm so confused. Did you see that bowl? That's not what I'm going to say. Oh my god. I know. It's crazy. Whatever. I'm wearing shirts now. Yeah. Five years ago, we got our asses beat. Except it was worse for me. Because I lost twice. First Hulk lost, then Banner lost. Then we all lost. No one blamed you first. I did. For years, I've been treating the Hulk like he's some kind of disease. Something to get rid of. But then I start looking at him as the cure. 18 months in a gamble. I put the brains and the bra on together. And now look at me. Best of both worlds. Excuse me, Mr. Hulk? Yes. Can we get back in? 100% little person. He's so different now. Anything. Say green. I was about to say he can't take a picture. He said say green. Look at him. Did you get that? Do you want to grab one with me? I'm Ant-Man. No. You're a Hulk fan. They don't know him, man. Oh, he feels bad. Nobody does. And you wanted to take a picture with him. Stranger danger. I don't want a picture with him. I don't want a picture with him. I don't want a picture with him. They're like, we can do it. What the hell? Why are the captains saying smart Hulk? Hulk out. Right. Damn. Dad. She knows better. About what we were saying. The whole time travel do over outside of my area of expertise. He's so goofy right now. Why do you hold this off? I remember a time when that seemed pretty impossible too. Yeah, he's so zen now. He needs another challenge in his life. Go ahead, Hulk. What's going to break him, you know? I don't know, but that acting was crazy. How did he pretend like he didn't do that on purpose? You know, it was good if you think about it. But wiping it off the countertop. Oh, he had to look at Pops. Oh, no, he didn't look at Pops. He looked at Spidey. Upside down with the certificate. One last sim before we pack it in for the night. Processing. Factoring in spectral decomp. Model rendering. Did it work? That was like too technical for me, but I think so. No, I think it worked. Shit. Heard it out. Morgan, aw. Nope, you don't say that. Only mommy says that word. Why do you laugh? Because I get some important shit going on here. What do you think? No, I got some on my mind. Like a juice pop? Sure was. That's extortion. That's a word. Great minds think alike. Juice pops. Exactly was on my mind. You done? No, you are. Here, wait. Aw. I'm still taking back. Tony Stark has a daughter. She's cute. Or I'll sell all your toys. He's the same. Did you hear that? What? He said, she loves me 3,000. What are you reading? That's the book on composting. What's new with composting? Interesting science. I figured it out. That's amazing and terrifying. Yeah, she doesn't want to hear that at all. Right. She wants him to stay out of it. Because they're finally at peace. They're finally happy. No, I can't help everybody. Oh, we got him. He's wrestling with his conscience right now. Self convincing. Trying to get you to stop. Something tells me I should put it in a lock box and drop it to the bottom of the lake. Good bet. But would you be able to rest? That's a good line right there. Here we go. Time travel test. Why is it saying smart hole guts killing me? I know the insinuation is that he's dumb hole when he's not. That when he has those glasses on. Right. What is it? How did he get a uniform? He's kidding. Just a bad joke. You were kidding me. I have no idea. I'm over talking about time travel here. Either it's all a joke or none of it is. We're good. We're good. I'll send you back a week. Let you walk around for an hour. Then bring you back in 10 seconds. Oh my lord. Here we go. Why does he sound like he knows what he's doing, though? I don't know. I'd be so nervous. I do, Captain America. Because he just lost so much time. I'm talking too much, my bad. One. Guys, this doesn't feel right. Is that him when he's little? Can I get a little space here? You're back? I'm working on it. Oh. Baby. When I say kill the power, kill the power. Kill it. Somebody peed my pants. I don't know if it was baby me or old me. Or just me, me. Time travel. What in the? What? I see this as an absolute win. What in the heck is? They sure do have a nice test in facility, though. Whoever that is, they can stay on. They're coming in hot. This is neat for speed, right here. Shield agent, maybe? It's probably Tony. Absolutely. Tony of Iron Man over there. Why the long face? Let me guess, he turned into a baby. It's the EPR paradox. It's tricky, dangerous. Somebody could have cautioned you against it. You did? Oh, did I? Well, thank god I'm here. Regardless, I fixed it. A fully functioning time-space GPS. I just want peace. Turns out, resentment is corrosive, and I hate it. Me too. We got a shot at getting these stones, but I got to tell you my priorities. Bring back what we lost, I hope. Yes, keep what I found, have to, at all costs. And maybe not di-tron. Sounds like a deal. Let's go, boys. He's got some Guy Fieri vibes right now. Tony Stark. Wow. I don't know, he's dressing like him. Whoa, it's the shield. Did you hear the music playing? He had it all that time. Honestly, I have to get out of the garage before Morgan takes it sledding. It's just been in his garage. Thank you, Tony. Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn't bring one for the whole team. The whole team. We're working on that right now. I know they were smacking on it. They took the packaging off the Taco Bell. Yeah, why is the spaceship playing that close to mess it with his Taco Bell? Where's Big Green? Kitchen, I think. Careful on re-entry. There's an idiot in the landing zone. Oh, god. What's up, regular size, man? Oh. Dang, I want to be around them, either. Oh, what's up with the whole man? What's the music? Did you seem to smile and hand deliver them to tacos? He's found some type of zen in his life or something. Look at him. The road to Hanna. The new Asgard. New Asgard. Hey, that's where Odin was standing. Oh, they haven't built it up yet. Look how, like, bare it is. Where is that Norway, they say? Kind of a step down from a golden palace or some magic hammers and whatnot. Hey, have a little compassion, pal, for they're probably just happy to have a home. You shouldn't have come. Hey. Velikari. She made it off that wacky planet, huh? I think I'd actually better either of the other ways. I won't see you. We only see him once a month when he comes in for the size. Is it Thor? Yeah, they got to be there to see him, right? Five years later. Something died in here. Oh, Thor! You hear about the cave? Is Thor's house? Bro, he's the God of Thunder. He can make a better house, right? He just said the Cinemax went out two weeks ago. The boy got a little chunky. Oh, his friend's there. Oh, my God, it's so good to see you. It's like when I see my friends from high school. You know my friends, Amik and Korg, right? Hey, there you go. Playing in the boys' session. Feel free to log into the Wi-Fi. I love that guy. Oh, he's back. The kid on the TV just got hit again. It's Fortnite. Newbmaster. Yeah, Newbmaster 69. Newbmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know the God of Thunder? I'm going to fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms, and shove them up your butt. He's toxic. Hide you far, be a little weasel. Thank you, Thor. Hey, let me know if he bothers you again, OK? If you're the guy who's going to drink, what are we going to be drinking? You all right? Yeah, that's fine. Why? Don't it look all right? You look like melted ice cream. So what's up? I'm just here for a hang-up. Be a chance we could fix everything. We're like the cable? Because that's been driving me bananas for weeks. Like that? Bananas? Uh-oh. Let me show you that. We don't actually say that name in here. Now, I know that guy might scare you. Why would I be scared? Didn't he cut his head off? I want to kill that guy, remember? I don't know what else he could kill that guy. Aw. Come on, ready to tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off. Stormbreaker? He was swinging Stormbreaker. He's tore up, huh? I guess Thanos thought he was going to do all that and then just go live in harmony like they weren't going to pull up on him and cut his head off. I guess so. That's kind of weird. Oh, yeah. And Ragnarok, they were in opposite positions. I think we could bring him back. I'm fine. OK, we're fine, aren't we? Oh, good here, mate. Well, there it is, Trump. Sorry, don't care. Couldn't care less. We need you, pal. There's beer on the ship. We're kind. Tokyo. Let's go. Oh, we must be going to see Dr. Strange or something. What the guy going on over there? Who is this? It's hard to keep up with. Why do you do this? You don't do anything, do you? I'm going to kill Thanos. Why do you do this? Who is that? These people. This is like John Wick, isn't it? I don't know who that guy is. So I don't know how to feel about him. Help me. What do you want? What I want. You can't give me. Is that about to be Clint? It better not be. This one boy don't want to psycho. Hey, that was clean. You shouldn't be here. Not if you do. Bro, how did you know it was Clint? Because his voice. Oh, man, then turned into a whole assassin. Yeah, they said he took out a whole room full of bodies. We found something, a chance, maybe. Don't give me hope. I'm sorry, I couldn't give it to you sooner. Dang. He just had a character digression. Yeah, I didn't really see his character going that path. Either or that one. I mean, I would say I'm not really feeling this door, but y'all might come for me in the comments section again. So I'm just going to say I love it. It's funny. Well, you know what I said? I didn't like Kat when he fell apart. I'm travel soon, not bad. Easy, easy. You're being very hokey. They're PIM particles, all right? Ever since Hank PIM got snapped out of existence, this is it. Scott, calm down. Sorry. You've got enough for one round trip each. That's it. Plus two test runs. Man, that's tough, so. Oh, that was one of them, one test run. Oh. I'm not ready for this. I'll do it. Ben's got Bucky vibes on him. What's his haircut, though? First of all, that's horrible. It's Thanos. And secondly, changing the past doesn't change the future. Look, we go back. We get the stones before Thanos gets them. That's not how it works. Wait, but who told you that? Star Trek, Terminator, Quantum Leap, Wrinkle in Time, Hot Tub Time Machine, basically any movie that deals with time travel. Die Hard? No, it's not one of them. This is known. I don't know why everyone believes that. If you travel to the past, that past becomes your future. And your former present becomes the past. Back to the future is a bunch of bullshit. Oh, gosh. Right, Clint, we're going in three, two, one. He's getting way too comfortable at that, though. I know. Oh, my gosh, is that the place where they were all in Avengers Age of Ultron? In that little getaway house? It looks like it, because of that field, right? And that barn thing. Yep, that's his house. He's got a hide, right? Is he going to see himself? That's the part I'm confused about. Oh, so they hear him. Well, no, he was there, but his time's up, so he disappeared. He was so close to getting to see his daughter again. So basically it worked. Yeah. Time heist. Now we got to figure out the when and the where. Almost everyone in this room has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones. Why haven't? And I don't even know what the hell you're all talking about. We only have enough pin particles for one round trip each, and these stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history. Let's start with the ether. Thor, what do you know? Jane. That's what we know. Is he asleep? Is he asleep? Is his hands in his pants? No, the ether is dead. The ether, firstly, is not a stone. It's got an angry sludge sort of a thing. Someone's going to need to amend that. My grandfather many years ago had to hide the stone from the scary being. So Jane, oh there she is, with an old flame of mine, she stuck her hands inside a rock this one time, and then the ether stuck itself inside her, and she became very, very sick, and so I had to take her to house guard. Do you remember all that? Yeah. You have me too. Good time. That started the dark world. Right. Jane and I aren't even dating anymore. Why don't you come sit? I'm not done yet. The only thing that is permanent in life is impermanence. I'd like a Bloody Mary. Go the power stone for Morag. Is that a person? Morag's a planet. Will was a person. He's just so late to the party, dude. Do you want to go to space? I'll take you to space. Thanos found the soul stone on Vormir. What is Vormir? Dominion of death at the very center of celestial existence. I love the way she talks. I swear, Thanos murdered my sister. Oh yeah. It's with the guy that's not ego-eving. I feel like Hope might kind of be into Gamora though. You know what I'm saying? Maybe. That time stone guy. No, Doctor Strange. What kind of doctor was he? Wait, he lived in New York? If you pick the right year, there are three stones in New York. Oh, wow. Shut the front door. All right, we have a plan. Six stones, three teams, one shot. So this is crazy. So they're going to have to like time travel to go get the stones so that they can go back in time before Thanos ever done it? All of us. We lost friends. Well, him and Hope about the same size now. Be a fair fight. The Ragnarok lost a part of ourselves. Today we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. One round trip each. No mistakes, no do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know. Doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're going to win whatever it takes. Damn good speech, Cap. Always. Price? All right, man. Struck those keys, Jolly Green. Tractions and cage. You promised to bring that back in one piece, right? Miss Shrunkett. Do my best. I just promised to go. That was pretty lame. Say it in a minute. Oh, it'll be a minute. When they come back, it'll be a minute. In their time? Right. Yeah, when Tony Stark gets involved, it starts looking like this, y'all. They're in New York, baby. Let's go. Oh, this is the first fingers. The first fingers, yeah. Look at the hole. Where's that hole cat? Look how young they all look. I miss this. That was a good times, man. Cat needs to go get some instructions on that car. Oh, yeah. Tell them a different way this time. All right, we all have our assignments. Stay low. Keep an eye on the clock. Maybe smash a few things along the way. I think it's gratuitous, but whatever. My lord. I mean, he's just grown up, you know? Yeah. When he watched himself, he was like. There she is before she passed away. I'd be careful going that way. We just had the floors waxed. Do you think the ancient one will know that they time traveled? Maybe. I'm looking for Dr. Strange. You're about five years too early. Oh, my gosh. But she knows. They gave me chills. They gave me chills, y'all. I'm afraid not. Sorry, but I wasn't asking. You don't want to do this. You're right. I don't. Yeah, I was about to say, that's what she did to Steven. Let's start over, shall we? Yes. Oh, let's go. Are we going to see? Oh, my boy. And he's in jail. Look at them. Look at them. And rocket. He's solid, too. You know he did. Here's the deal, Tubby. Extract the reality stone and get gone. Look at me split. Aren't you drunk enough already? This is mom, babe. Aw, Frigga. Who was the fancy broad? My mother. She dies today. That is today. Dang. And he can't do anything about it, right? He can't. He can't mess up the time one, because then he'll split it. No, I don't think I'm having a body to talk to. I don't think it's that. Right here. Dang. I think you're the only one who lost people. I lost the whole family I ever had. I get you, miss your mom. But she's gone. And there are plenty of people who are only kind of gone. And you can help them. Aw. There was too much to ask that you brush the crumbs out of your beard. And when she's not looking, suck out the infinity stone and help me get my family back. Are you crying? No. Yes. I feel like I'm losing it. Get it together. You can do this. I can do this. So he's got to go split game right now? Yeah. Why? He can't. He right now. This is our shot. I guess last time it was the Hulk who couldn't get it together, but now it's Thor, huh? Come on, buddy. We need you. All those things. From the first, yeah. They're going to get the power stone, right? The purple, the orb. Are they going to run into Star Ward? Maybe. Depends on the year, I guess. Get that stone and come back. We're messing around. We got this. Let's get it done. Yes, sir. You guys watch each other's six. The warden, it's for Vormera laden. All they have to do is not fall out. A long way from Guru to past. OK, so we just wait around for this quill guy to show up and then he leads us to the power stone. And then they take it, right? We're not the only ones in 2014 looking for the stones. Who else is looking for these stones? The Kree, right? My father, my sister, and me. And you? Where are you right now? No! Oh, Howard. Yes, it's good to see her again. She was showing out. I didn't ask for your help. And yet, you always need it. Father wants us back on the ship. Why? He's found the infinity stone. Where? On a planet called Morag. Those things. Oh, they got to go back to Morag. So this is like the beginning days of his hunt for the stones. What's that about to be? Is that him? Conan's located the power stone. I'm dispatching you to his ship. He won't like that. It's alternative is death. Conan's obsession. Shilip. Shilip. What? Who was that? I don't know. Bring her to my ship. So this changes things. So their plans are already kind of like messed up. Because they found out. Right. They didn't account for that. Whatever just happened there. Oh, he's going to have to sneak around them. It's all the same to you. This is what happened when that scene changed. We didn't get to see the rest of this part. 2012 Black Widow. Oh, no. What's his name? Something with the R. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we don't want him to have that right. Snakes right there. Shield, but we didn't like him. Seriously, they coordinate search and rescue. On my way down to coordinate search and rescue. I mean, how do you keep your food shut off? All right, you're up, buddy. There's our stone. All right. Flick me. Oh, he got in there with it. Right. Right. Bro, he'd be an expensive guest. I kind of missed that whole funny on it. It's a lobby. Part of it is secure. No, he just sit on the secretary. This is that crazy elevator. Uh-huh. Change of plans. They can't run low. Run low. There you go. I just got a call from the secretary. I'm going to be running point on the scepter. We got word there may be an attempt to steal it. Sorry, Captain. You can't give me this. I'm going to have to call the director. That's OK. Trust me. Yeah, I remember he whispered that. And that senator's ear. The advantage of time travel, right? Wow, took it right out on him. Oh, unbelievable. Let's go. Y'all dumb. You really think Captain America of all people is going to do that? Right. He's like the ultimate. That's cat. Bump Hydra. Dumbelina, do you copy? I've got eyes on the prize. It is go time. Is that ax body spray? Everybody use that when you're 12. Mm-hmm. Hey, I asked you where you're going. The lunch and then as God, I'm sorry you all. He's the man about the folks behind Nick Fury. We don't like him. And I'm going to need that case. Move it, Stuart. Little things are getting dicey out here. Let's go. I'm not going to argue he's got the higher authority here. Promise me you won't die. I need the case. I know you got a little. I'm just saying. That's when he had it attached to him. Right. When does closing pull my pin? Here it goes. Bro, that's some lawsuits for y'all. Y'all better back up. Nick, you got some help. Do you see how you see it? Meet me in the alley. I'm going to grab a quick slice. Oh, he's pissed. Oh, my God, because he had to take the stairs. No. Oh, why? I have no idea if it's going to work. Treat. You're so crazy. The case. The case is where's Loki? That wasn't supposed to happen. Was it? They said one chance, one opportunity. Dang it, Loki. You found that cube. You can't be shitting me. Oh, no. He's like, who are you, pal? I have eyes on Loki. Oh, my gosh, dude. What the heck? I don't want to hurt you. I feel like the original cat or wait. I can do this all day. Yeah. You always say that. You always say that. I feel like the cat from the future should win, though, because he has more experience, right? You would think, but that one's probably primed. Right. Because he was like doing Avengers battles all the time. Decepticons. You better toss some sense in the cap, cap. Fucking this. All right, good. Oh, he knows him. He knows his moan self. Yeah, he knows he's not about to be able to talk to him. Captain America just sees patriotic red, white, and blue and storms and only. He's admiring his own butt. What in the heck? I'll help you, Bruce. If I give up the time stone to help your reality, I'm dooming my own. I'm not sure the science really supports that. The Infinity Stones create what you experience as the flow of time. Remove one of the stones and that close splits. Now, this may benefit your reality, but my new one, not so much. Without our chief weapon against the forces of darkness, our world would be overrun. Millions will suffer. Can your science prevent all that? No, we can erase it. Because once we're done with the stones, we can return each one to its own timeline, chronologically, in that reality. It never left. Theoretically, hypothetically. Until Loki takes one. Right. In order to return the stones, you have to survive. I will. I promise. I can't risk this reality on a promise. It's the duty of the Sorcerer Supreme to protect the time stone. Why the hell did Strange give it away? What did he say? Gave it away. He gave it to Thanos. Willingly? Yes. She knows something. I have no idea. Maybe he made a mistake. She knows better than that. It wasn't a mistake. Or I did. Never mind. Dang, she knows something. What the heck? Strange is meant to be the best of us. I must have done it for a reason. I fear you might be right. Dang, that's a lot of respect for him. Yeah, a lot of respect for him and a lot of humility from her. I'm counting on you, Bruce. We all are. But I guess ultimately, she can see a soul. Mm-hmm. I heard her just get that up a serious. Y'all can remember the best names for this dude, by the way. But Squidward wins. Squidward, yeah, definitely the winner. Run Diagnostics. Show me your memory file. Sire, the file appears entangled. It was a memory, but not hers. There's another consciousness sharing her network. Yep, it's a glitch. Forget it. Impossible. This duplicate carries a time stamp from nine years in the future. Where is this other nebula? In our solar system on Morag. Search the duplicate's memories. For infinity stones. Oh, no. Terrorism. Avengers, unruly wretches. Yeah, recognize the name, though, Thanos? I don't understand. The same nebula from two different times. You are too smart. I would not have put that together. And now he realizes that she's going to betray him. You know, I assume he's smarter than her, though. He's going to make her answer for things that hasn't even happened yet. What are you doing? Ah! Well, that scared the dog out of me, y'all. That's her off leaving the sneaking to your brother. What's wrong with your mind? The battle of Harroquin, when I got hit in the face with the broad sword. I didn't say it was from the future. I was raised by the first human. Oh. Yeah, he's very lucky. But his mom's costume is crazy. It looks so cool. One of the best ones in the movies. Jane Foster. Jane Foster. His head was over there. I mean, what was the point? I was too late. Oh, he can't tell his mom the whole story. You're here, aren't you? Seeking counsel from the wisest person in Asgard. A failure? Absolutely. Do you know what that makes you? Just like everyone else. It's supposed to be like everyone else, isn't it? Everyone fails to do their supposed to be Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are. The mystery one. He just happens to be Earth's mindiest, so... Right. Or is it... What is the Earth's mindiest or the world's mindiest? I got it! Earth's mindiest. Right now. Asgard is on Earth, so... I have to tell you something. But I don't know, man. I think Holt gets himself. You're here to repair your future. Your future. You're my business. You must be mom. I got the thing. Come on, we gotta move. I wish we had more time. This was a gift. Awe. You're gonna be the man you're meant to be. I love you, mom. I love you. Awe. Thor has awesome parents. You're too solid. Come on, we gotta go. Three, two... Boys! The old hammer. He gets his old hammer back, babe. Really? Yes. Let's go. Because that axe-looking thing was goofy. No, they said... They said in the comments, Stormbreaker's way better than Menor or whatever. Yeah, but I like Menor because it's OG. And then Peter Quill, music. Oh, there it goes. Kicks that little thing. It does a 360. And he sings in 20s like... Watch him. Yeah, there it is. The slide. We've seen it all before. I ain't never had no term before. That little thing on my head. That's what they hear. So he's an idiot. Yeah. Oh, that's his... That's her brother-in-law, Loki. Oh! Dang it. He didn't get it yet though. Yeah, not yet. The tool of a thief. Not early, too. This is the part where, you know, spikes come out. What are you talking about? When you break into a place called the Temple of the Power Stone. Okay, all right. Go ahead. I'll go behind you. Can't you just snag that thing? That's it? Oh, but don't you have to be strong enough to hold it? Oh, not when it's in the... In the ball. I mean, it's gonna burn your arm up. You see what just happened to her? Hey, gosh, she's an android. Light work. I wasn't always like this. But we work with what we got, right? There you go. Let's sync up. Three, two, one. What happened? Oh, no. Thanos. He's probably doing something to where. Off with your head, rat. They're not trying to stop something I'm going to do in our time. We're trying to undo something I've already done and I found them all. Congrats. Yeah, you were the sacrifice. It's my destiny. My father has many things. Yeah, keep replaying that. He means to see that. Your daughter is a traitor. That's not me. Right, that'd be tough to get prosecuted for a crime you haven't committed yet. I know. He knows. What is she going to do? New plan.