 okay headed for the Holiday Inn here route 17 South Hasbrook Heights in Jersey okay Gabriel's Grill and Bar and famous Bananas Comedy Club which is tonight here we have a tour bus Pacific Western Toronto dot-com how about that there you go Pacific Western Toronto dot-com getting ready for a new potential shooting the shit mega like 21 mayhem shooting the shit show which is not about anything serious it is not planned it is not rehearsed it is totally ad-lib conversation at the Gabriel's Grill and Bar in the Holiday Inn okay well did you get any brighter than that chartreuse color you know it's funny all the fishing all the fishing lures of that color too but I never really caught any fish or by fishing with lures that color and then this comedy club let me check out see if the fountain's on I don't know why the fountain is off but they're trying to save an electricity or maybe there's no water oh they basically have it off so every time it's really not cold out so I don't I don't know why they have it off so anyway I'm just going to wait for Sir William up there he comes they see his car all right might as well enter now enter right now hopefully it'll be room at the room at the bar but I hope oh there's room at the bar bless the hearts look at that okay we got Gabriel's here setting up the table here setting up the table and there's the porch yeah nobody wants mushy french fries and the timers obviously the timers not working properly oh they can't get their temperatures right over there it's morning my buddy inside yeah they say he broke every time we come they're going by how they feel in the kitchen that's good how I think that's it what's going on here ah yenling vlogger this is insane this shows how you can make money and not have a clue what you're doing oh boy does that's a while to interesting but she's telling people anything my dad he knows I put my dad on the table so you can't get through to people you can't get through to people right over there it's frustrating frustrating if it really is thank god they got college where football football instead of set of soccer you eating anything I don't know can't taste this at all take a look at the man I'll take over the menu or I'll go to Chinese takeout either or either where I don't care maybe I'll have another french onion soup yeah I know the sweet potato soup was that awesome yeah I came with the prime rib yeah yeah I love their their black and orange uniforms whatever color is born yeah it's phenomenal well you didn't see it they rave about it so I do I do I like her I will never forget her interview a few years ago I'm a homebody I love to be home my ice cream or whatever in my it's all because I'm not like that at all that's nice to hear but down the earth girl no I like that yeah they say it's tremendous really canceled you know I guess yeah great sound all these TV's agi great sound that a closed caption I guess I noticed how much how much accurate Verizon files captions are compared to the way optimum was they were misspelling everything oh they delay yeah three sentences behind yeah but sound like Kate caveman talk no when you read it or you know you follow the reason oh my god yeah that's all ten minutes here to take nothing were you all from is Dover the capital in the Hampshire you go to Jersey friend of mine did a cent fitness seminar on Dover Dover in the Hampshire some MMA gym it's the same mountain chain it goes into Vermont pretty much right they just have a different name for it the green and then it connects with the Adirondacks going into Lake Champlain whatever Lake George Concord is a capital so Dover's just it's just a big city is that famous for the greats or has nothing to do with it nothing to do with Concord greats and Nashua stage coach now now Nashua is a board kind of a border to the city yeah Nashua I like the way you cut lemons do it like a Japanese samurai no remember I've mentioned that to you I did I hate the way she cuts lemons yes you look like a samurai like a ninja very smooth your amateurs your lemon amateur yeah but she's dressed in black you got to be a real pro to be where black I don't know that means in line your menu if you want to look at something yeah I guess your menu Aggie he wants like a menu please yeah it's a Saturday on stretch out now now the good thing about New Hampshire is there's a there's a portion on the ocean on the coast where Vermont has no no coastal you all know each other what you like to do your motorcycle I mean, it's not Indian, you know. It's the name. I mean, whenever you put the bottom and you put the badge on it, it's really what it is. It's a victory. It's more recycled than Indian clothing. Ooh. Okay. It holds. It holds. You can't get your mouth open. No, I don't. Oh, wow. Look at the size of that. I don't know. What is that? I think it was a Turkish club. Yeah. What if they have corn beef? Look at that. Sandwiches. Oh, here we go. Turkey club. No, no pastrami or corn beef, but they have... Ask them. Maybe they have it. Papa's strawberry. Turkey club. That'd be funny if they had came out with a caveman club. If you have pastrami or turkey, people can club different clubs. Corn beef with a little uppercorn on top. No? They're looking charred. Eh, me lucky charms. Where's me lucky charms? Philly, Philly cheese day. Classic turkey. As opposed to non-classic turkey. Chicken jar. I'm used to getting my Middle Eastern stuff at Sahara by Carvel. I'm so used to that. The Egyptian guy making my... The shawarma. You know, by the crow's nest, there's a... by Carvel. I'm some that have it. Yeah, it's a... They cook food there. Oh, no, it comes with tzatziki sauce. Eh, what the heck? It's not too bad. Georgia Tech kick butt last night. Georgia Tech? 6731. I wonder what team is that with the cool uniforms. Black and orange. Oklahoma State. Oh, okay. They play, though. I'm going out with cigarettes. You had to take... You took... Mucinex is good for six hours or 12 hours or something? I think it's 12. Not great. It only takes up to four days. If I knew you were going to take mucinex, I would have brought you enough, because I have plenty at home. I didn't know you were going to get mucinex. Right. Yeah, it comes in a big box. They're easy to swallow. They're oblong, you know. Yeah. Almost like soft gels. They're pretty effective. I hope it starts working. Yeah. And next time that jerk will have picked you up or whatever. Oh, that jerk is an idiot. He's a moron. He's an idiot. Everybody's peed about that. I'm pretty sick. He stole me to pick you up. He didn't say a thing. Well, next time you've got a question, it's idiot. I'm going to say, are you coughing? Are you coughing a lot again? Or sneezing? Or both? Do I have anything? Well, then don't pick me up. I'll drive myself. Thank you. Drive yourself or just, you know, postpone whatever. That's the same. I'm right back. Yeah, man. Screws up your weekend. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. I guess I'll have... Because of all the rain outside, I guess I'll have the fried calamari. Okay. Lightly fried. So whatever little coastline you do have, you probably have, like, marinas over there and everything. You know, Hampshire, like, fishing marinas or... There's some, but it's mostly beach and... Very rocky, right? There's not too bad. There's been on it much better. Yeah. Yeah. Well, being that it's such a limited coastline, I can understand about resorts or bed and breakfasts or hotels and seafood restaurants. Sounds like a restaurant. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. It's a Prawn Mour. That's my worst coastline. They had to make lobster oil. It was made when they made lobster oil. They put celery in mayonnaise and all that. And I said, I like the name of that. It's just butter and lobster... So they try to use filler. Yeah. So what she's doing is she doesn't have a lot of ironic. That's guerra. It sounds like putting white rice in a burrito to say they give you less beef. It's a filler. It's a, I know all the tricks. They can't fool me. Yeah. Wow. Wow. That sounds great. It sounds like a Newport right up Rhode Island had this lobster company with a restaurant right on the pier. You know, I had a funny Indian name, Aquidneck or Aquidneck lobster company. Am I right? It was in Newport and the restaurant was right on the pier. I thought New Bedford was, New Bedford Mass was interesting. They had, I know they filmed the movie Moby Dick there when Gregory Peck was around and there was a fountain in New Bedford that was fascinating. It had all kinds of sea creatures with Neptune in the middle. It was, it's like a huge fountain, but it wasn't active. They weren't, like the one over here, they weren't, they weren't using it. But as far as like a sculpture goes, the thing was huge. Have like every sea creature you can think of. They're going to set up a trip on America's Cup Racing boat, and we went out. Oh, the racing yacht. Oh, and there were two of them. Of course they don't have seats here. We went out, and it was so foggy before we started out, but couldn't see anything. But you heard this loud fog now. Nooo. You can't understand. The captain said that it's probably a Canadian sprayer. Soon as we broke out of the fog, this Canadian sprayer was so big. I mean, it was just a monster. I don't even know how to buy it, anyone. But we went out with the other boat, and it was just, just to be able to go to the other sea port. Well, in Mystic Seaport, me and my ex at that time, we took a wooden skipjack set. Oh, okay. I don't know if it's a schooner. It was called a skipjack, something, or a sailing vessel. I've never been on an old-time sailing vessel with no motor. It was, like, peaceful. You can hear, like, the wind. The wind hitting the sails. I guess that's not far from Rhode Island either, Mystic. Groton, the submarine base. New London. They're going to go into Mystic Seaport itself. And then if you go west, you hit Mohican Sun and the Foxwoods. No, I used to go there once upon a time, often, especially to sail a mass for Halloween. It was like Mardi Gras. If Halloween was on the weekend, the streets were packed. If it was on a weekday, it was kind of dead. But I liked the food up there. I got fried calamari. There's a place called Kelly's Famous Roast Beef that has unbelievable clam chowder. You know all the typical New England specialties that you mentioned, the lobster roll. And there's a place in Salem called Red Sandwich Shop where you get fresh blueberry pig. It's the size of this plate. You can only eat two of them. Even if you're a big guy. And it came with slab bacon, coffee, home fries for like five bucks. Because it was a local place. I always wanted to know where did the locals go? And they told me, go to Reds. Man, fresh blueberry pancakes like that. These diners in Jersey, they give it a pie filling. Oh, come on. Our diners are darn good, don't you listen? Oh, yeah, sure. They are. They're world famous. Our diners are great. Well, we could say we're world famous too. True diners. They really are. And I went to the house of the seven gables. I couldn't even stand up. Where's that? In Salem. What is it? Well, it's like, it's supposed to be haunted. But then again, what building isn't haunted there? Yeah, I used to go to the house of the four gables. The house of the four gables. And when you, after you went, you said, I really don't give a damn, right? Frankly. Well, the Charles W. Morgan, which is the last sailing, the old time whaling vessel in Mystic Seaport. Those people were short. You should see how small the bunks were. Everything's evolved. Oh, how is it? It's excellent. Ancient aliens said that they, they, they have strong evidence that the Anunnaki might have been here for 400,000 years and converted the Neanderthal man into Homo sapiens into experimentation. They put us here. Yeah. Anunnaki, I keep telling everybody. Could you imagine that 400,000 years? Sure. There's a blink of an eye still. It's nothing. The people will not listen. We're probably just an experiment of theirs. We're like a giant ark. Why so many different species? How did that ever happen? Come on. Come on. The races. The species are an animal. You can't get through the people. You don't see apes coming out of the jungle, walking upright. Well, who's that warren? No. No, we don't. We don't have the orange here. People will, people will listen. They, they guarantee us. Is it still raining now? It didn't look like it, but it's still gray. It's a light, light drizzle on it. It's just weird weather. This was not on the news this morning. Well, so I don't understand what happened. It's odd, odd. They're supposed to be nice all day. And like, this is gray and good. Yeah. Where did this come from? Boy. Apparently they didn't get the memo. Good? Yes, sir. This one is a lot of water. When it's, the weather's like this, I feel like eating seafood. He was talking about the awesome lobster roll. He had, you know, how big it was. And, but they try to put cheap filler into like celery. Get off the hot old roll and give it a hero roll. They get a real lobster roll on the big side. Like the New Orleans tow boys. Big job. What's that famous restaurant in New Orleans? The Acme Oyster House. There's a lot of them down there, though. I've never heard had one. You know, famous trumpeter. A number of them did. And then again, they see one of the greatest steak houses in America is the former football coach, Don Shuler. Don Shuler's steak house is unbelievable. It's just phenomenal. No, there, you haven't had that many, though, but they have a few, but not all in Florida, but mostly. And the other one that's good out of Chicago, is the steak house. Very, very good. I grew up in Miami. Oh, from God's steak house. Oh, I kill myself, though. Oh. Appreciate it. What about the slaughtered steer? I'd go if it was called that. Because I like my meat like almost rare. Medium rare, but in between. Because they always overcook it anyway. Boy, they give you a lot here, don't they? How about we can make money in the music industry? This girl's going to make funny noises. It's all electronic. Have you ever heard them when they've been caught singing with the electronics off? They sound awful. A lot of them can't carry tune. I can make you, I can make anybody, anybody off the street sound great. If you saw a car tree, you can probably sing with it. Anybody, anybody. They're called harmonizers. You can raise octaves, you can do anything you want. So they literally create their stars. Geez, literally. Yeah. Well, I think Rock Hudson was forced to get married, so it looks good even though he was gay. They didn't want that. No. No wonder he used to go, ooh, all the time. They say him and Denny Terrier were the real couple back then. The guy that was on Dan's Fever. Remember that show, Dan's Fever? Well, it was the Merv Griffin Productions. Disco. Disco music. Will they give you enough? Well, at least they can do. Did you tell them tonight it's a special $30? What? No, no, no, don't get the filler head up with that. $30. What an includes tip. Propina, as they say in Spanish. Hey, where's my propina? No, that's propina from the... What was it? Remember that TV show? You weren't even born yet. You weren't even born yet. I'm just echoing it. Walter Brennan, who's that? Richard Cretta, who's that? Who's that? These are all actors, well known. Oh, what? No. Remember He-Haw? Remember He-Haw? No. He-Haw was a country laugh-in. What's laugh-in right now? You know what? I love how we have these folks. It's just so wonderful. Why don't you all hear Crickets? Oh, come on. He can sing to He-Haw, a famous He-Haw song. Where or where are you tonight? You know the whole thing. Yep. You should get some country guys. They're sitting over there, everybody's laughing. Where or where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here alone? Why did you leave me here alone? I searched the world over and thought I found true love. You met another. One. That was a good show. It was like back in the 80s. Yeah, it was so funny. And their TV station was K-O-R-N-T-V. They had eight cartons in the back. The news guy had eight cartons. It was a country laugh-in. Laugh-in country style. Yeah, but Check it out on your phone sometime or something. It was big. Funny. Another. And then they had Johnny Cash. They had everybody. Anybody who was big in country was on that show. And they did that song with them. With their back turns to the audience. Hi, I'm Junior Samples. And my car's a good sale this week. Junior Sample car sale. Oh, that was funny stuff. Lulu Roman was the chubby girl with the black hair, right? Roy Clark was such a talented dude. Anything with strings you could play. Now, Buck Owen he sang, but Roy Clark was like he was it. And the barbershop where everybody was shooting to see it. Well, that's true to life. That's what they do in the small town. They all hang out at the barbershop. Even when I used to go to the barber on the Boulevard in Hansburg Heights, Ches, Ches Vincent. They all hang out. You should see all the discussions that go on. Especially when Ches, before he retired, he loved bringing up sports politics. It was even a pleasure just like wow. Humid and other. Calamari will be gone. No, it'll go. What do they call that, camaraderie? When people get together and just shoot the shit. Camaraderie. That's what Tom Arnold said in that funny show. He's looking for the Donald Trump tapes at the Celebrity Apprentice executive has hidden. We shouldn't talk about politics. Tom Arnold. I believe in that. I believe in good debate. Whether you agree or disagree, no reason to get upset. Invigorated. My friend, we all do. We go at it. We discuss. Are you crazy? If somebody, newcomer, comes along and gets mad. What do you mean, man? That's what I'm doing with you. Grow up. Hey, remember the famous saying of one of our famous founders? I may not agree with what you say but I will die defending your right to say it. Discuss. These people say, oh, I was part of my father always taught me not to talk religion apart. I said don't be afraid to talk about any discussion. Debate it. Argue it. Nothing wrong with that. We've had discussions about people when the n-word and this and that. You can argue but don't kill each other. If a black kid walks around with black power, he's got nothing of it. If Mike says white power, I'm a racist. Why? Who's like that? We go through it. We really... If I walked around eating a lobster roll, does that mean the PETA, animal protection rights are going to like... No, we discuss everything. We throw everything around back and forth. And... Good to argue. Good to discuss. Debate it. You don't agree with me? Get out. No, he had a nice meal. Don't rile him up. Don't rile him up. Now, if I brag on YouTube about lobster rolls, I'll probably have the PETA people come down to me. Right, the animal rights? We're killing the lobster. Yeah. There's just no way to kill the lobsters. The lobsters have to migrate like in herds as opposed to crabs which are kind of like all over. Like in Maryland. Chesapeake Bay crabs are like all over. From. All over. This blue claw crab in the Hackensack River you don't want to eat it. Aggie, could I please? Oh, it's an itching joke. Aggie, you can know. You can use this. They say that the higher the bacteria, the bigger the crab. Like the worse the water is. But then you don't want to eat it, so. What's amazing is that you can go to Costco big box store right by a team crab lady. Oh, yeah? Oh, wow. That will get you about one and a half legs. One and a half legs? Yeah, it's mostly shell. But they are, they're died. I hear they snap them and they regenerate. Like, I guess when they farm raise aquaculture, whatever, they'll snap. You know, a claw and then some legs. They'll give them just enough limbs to be able to eat again. I remember years ago, so over ten years ago, my whole foods in Ridgewood and in this deli they had a nice lobster salad. Back then, it was a billy, it was $29 a pound. They said, what? They said, you know, it's a billy, you better off buying a lobster. It's cheaper. $29 a pound. My God. I make a sandwich. That's about it. So, oh. That's about the going reef though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not bad. Yeah. And then, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, that's not bad. And the what's that for? And the British used to consider it peasant food back during the colony, colonial days. So low, they submitted to the inmates in prison. And the inmates raised up and signed a contract and put a lot of feed lobs in towards them over twice a week. That much. Now look at it. What are the world's biggest delicacies? I love deep sea scallops. Oh, I love scallops. Scallops are great. Or as my friend from Boston says, scallops. You pronounce it wrong. It's scallops. Big tuna steaks. I like them all. I love them all. Bay scallops is good. I've never met a scallop. I did not. I've never met a scallops and fettuccine and French sauce. And we're scamping, actually. Good stuff. Pretty good. Was your race go on tonight? Yeah, looks like it. Oh, it is okay. Good, good. Could you get in if you want to see now to watch qualifying and stuff like that? I don't know, to be honest with you. There's time to race in here. What is? Why? Why now? I'm not sure. I'm guessing the sports got more coverage. It's on TV now and stuff, so they're probably getting better venues. Instead of out in the cornfield somewhere. Yeah, where we can. Yeah. I think that's a big part of it. I had friends that were very big into that. Obviously, being from Indiana, because they worked for that newspaper of National Speed Sport News. So they covered all the big races and their boss was, I don't know if you remember the great broadcaster, Chris Akonomat, who was huge in the end of the field. Boy, they lived in racing, and I said, I said, this one, of course, one minute, that's it. Well, that's enough. I don't need any more. I said, you know, that's done. Well, they lived, but they loved it. I said, fellas, I got to tell you, this is really horrible. Oh, it's soccer. Soccer, I'm like, shoot me. Blow out is too nothing. I mean, really. Such a slow-scoring sport. Were you all following a racer for a while? No, we went to a NASCAR race. Oh. It was the latest year that we were there. We got together and went to the race. It was exciting to see what I would say. The big presentation of the new race that I overcame. Do you want to wrap it up? It was very good. You're going to be boozing it up tonight, huh? Yeah. Have fun. Knock your socks off and enjoy yourself. And drink it. I get people that sniff it when they spin around their mouths and then they drink it. You know what? I do not. Oh, well. Right back to New York. Two weeks ago, they had the fairgrounds up there. They had the blind and the fast. Right back is very well known for that. It's a three-large building. It's built with New York waiters. Oh. Oh, wow. So you really whacked out before it's over? Well, you could be. I was driving. Driving what? The senior center. Oh, okay, okay. They'll come back a little. Can I tell you a quick story about when my mom passed away the first one that was just living. She said, Mr. Monroe, what are we talking about? What? Your language is very appropriate. I said, elsewhere? She said, no, no. You can't go telling them. You can't call them. You can't go telling them to go out and get them. So he went on to have a meeting and I was asking him about this. After it was over, well, I think we accomplished a lot today. I said, where were you? From the desk. So I leave. I know they're just saying all they want is a rocking chair on the porch. Out of their hair. So I walk out. Hi, everybody. I've got about five steps down the porch. I want all of you to go out and get hanged. Have fun. Get the life they have. So why do they get hanged? And then my friend told me about that. That's great. Thank you. My language is very appropriate. I'm a bad guy. I'm a mean man. I'm a real freckleside. So... Ah, look. Live a little bit. Don't let them just exist. Let them live. Get buzzed. Of course. Yes. You take everything away. Good? It's like when they bust moonshiners. Instead of going after real kingpins. Real criminals. The guys have a still in the woods. So what? Please. Please. It's insane, Jimmy. What we do? What do we do as a society? Absolutely nothing better to do than to bother moonshiners. You're making moonshiners? Would you rather go out and murder people then? Okay. Yeah, but I bet there are politicians that there are political corruptions much worse than damn moonshiners. They've had their hands in that till too. Jimmy, come on now. That's because they're not collecting anything else. No, they were collecting. It was a legal collection. It means they're like Boss Hog from the Duke's of Hazard. Hell yeah. Maggie, could you have another plateful? No, I don't want one. This is good. It's all this. Better frame of mind. The wings. Can I get a little flat? Hot, please. Oh, God, my knee. Boys, I'm up a little bit. You mean you have more pain when you're seated? Well, she's a tight little bit. I'll put her right back. Okay. Thank you. God bless you. Siri, what's the score of the Georgia's go? Oh, so that's how you use that thing? I never did it before. Siri, what's the score of the Georgia's football game? Yes. Here's what I found on the web for what's the score of the Georgia football game. Hey, Dad. Oh, boy. Yeah, but between the way the air conditioning is working properly here, now I'm convinced that what they're doing it was deliberate over there. I'm sure. No, it's used for that. Why can't you? All these years, no. You see how comfortable it is here? Yeah. You don't hear anybody say, man, it's cold or mad, it's hot as hell. Well, even hospitals sometimes are freezing. Well, bacteria. They have to do that, okay. Wow, look at that. Look at that, right? Look at that. Yeah, it's good. Make sure you score the touchdown, then you dance. Good, good, good. They got a capital letter I on the side of their helmet. That's exciting. That college team. Oh, India one after the other. Oh, yeah. It's true. I mean, they could put the mask out there instead of an eye and an eye. Well, look at the University of Miami. Why do you put a U? Yeah, you're right about that. It's hundreds of thousands of universities. Why do you have an M? U for university, come on. Yeah, there's so many universities. That's just stupid. Well, Cleveland Browns had nothing. Nothing. Orange helmets. Look like tomatoes running around the field. Where is Andre? Yeah, nothing. No logo and no wins. Put something. A pit bull. Most people don't even know. What is a brown? That's their capital. Paul Brown. Let me name the team after myself. Brown. At least the Bengals have the same orange, but they have the stripes. Yeah. That's a nice looking one. Do they have a stripe now? No, they always have. Now, why to steal is logo only on one side of the home. There's a good reason for that. I forgot what it was. Somebody explained it to me. I'll tell you right now, after all these decades, if they put it on both sides, it would not look right. We're so used to it being on one side. Yeah. It's really no football teams or baseball teams named after insects, if you know what I was saying. Like the Hornets. Well, there's the Charlotte Hornets. My Georgia Tech, the Yellow Jackets. The Yellow Jackets. There you go. Right, Charlotte Hornets. What about the Nats? There is a school called that. Yes, there is. Nats, GA, those little things. There's a school out in the Midwest called Belfry. Obviously, it's Belfry bats. Bats in your bell freeze. Nats don't bite. They just pester you. You're talking about names. Yeah. I wonder what they eat. Probably the same thing as moths. Now, you're getting off on the insects. Stay with the names. There's your insects. See, we just named you two right there. Yellow Jackets and Hornets. Well, that's a cool insect. You said there are no names. I said no to very few. Yeah, we had them. There's more. I said the Charlotte Hornets. Basketball thing, right? Charlotte Hornets. Charlotte, that city grew fast. First it was Atlanta. It had rapid growth. It's a nice airport. It's been there. The airport in Charlotte, North Carolina. That's a cool. We got the wild boar in the middle of that field. They have a wild boar with the tusk sticking out. I saw a razor back. Oh, there you go. Oh, boy. Whoa. Jesus. Amen. What? There's an ancient Egyptian pearl named Agamemnon. So it's an Agi-Memnon. Agata. It's Polish for Agatha. Agata. You will control pyramids. Now, Akonaten. Oh, God, here we go. Why do you explain everything? It's like Akonaten. Why do you explain everything? Is it a man-god? Why do you do that? Because education... the mind is a terrible thing to waste. I mentioned Shabu. Let me tell you something. Just talk. Don't explain and define everything. It's origin. Oh. Don't you want to inflate your brain cells? No, they're inflater than they are. Okay. I remember episode years ago. I made a Charlie Moore show. You remember that? Oh, that one. That was a Dick Van Dyke show. That's how a Moore show, right? Ted Baxter, they had to go to Vegas. For convention. They were on there. This beautiful girl came on to Ted. He was in love with Giorgette. He goes into Lou's room. Lou, what am I going to do? I can't do it. I love Giorgette. I can't. I just can't. I can, you know. It was so funny how he changed his voice now. He was good. Ted Knight. He died young. I even remember Jack Cassidy. David Charlie Jones' first husband. Yeah, he was smoking on the couch. He fell asleep. He was I think the kid who died, David Cassidy. I think he's dead now. He died about four years ago. Yeah, David Cassidy. He lived in Florida. He had a lot of issues. You remember the LA Law? What a great show. It's considered one of the top ten endings in TV history. Douglas Brockman, the bald lawyer, had a problem with facials. Every time he got into a movie with his wife. So he goes to his what? A sexual surrogate. So the show goes on the whole story for us. At the end of the show, he's there with a surrogate. He's like, do you know what flatulence means? Yes, I know that. Kiss me, Douglas. Come close to me, Douglas. They start to sleep down. The screen turns to black all year. It was, I went, it's terrible. I've never forgotten that. It's not like a good slap to humor with two flatulence. It was so good. Heidi, can I have my check, please? No, I got you beer. Oh, you do? Thanks. You had a yenling, right? I do. Want some money? Leave her a tip. What's your leave? Two? No, no. Don't worry about it. You sure? I got it, I got it. Thanks, Jimmy. L.A. Law. What are you doing? Nah, I felt some hairs on my ears. I plucked them out. Can't deal with them. All geeseers have hairs on their ears. It's kind of a geeseer thing. Thank you so much. Like noses. Yep, this is a perfect temperature right now. This is nice. It's comfortable. It feels like a 70 or 72. Why does every place get it right except over here? It seems to be a pattern over there. They just can't get it right. I caught them this morning. I had to go back. It was not even warm. I said, this is not even warm. I said, this. They've got more issues and problems. I don't get it. What's wrong? Thank God they let you in to get that jacket. That thing if you've had to zip that to the top, you don't even need a scarf. That's what's great about them. There's no excuse for this though. Nah, it's just common sense management. You don't even have to be brilliant or smart. If you don't walk over feel every zone. You know, come on. If you walk over and say, whoa, why is it when you make this guy, come over here. Shit. I saw a McDonald's commercial last night about how McDonald's trains people in customer service in an optimal optimal customer service. Not you, but you're a liar. The commercial obviously doesn't know about this. I mean, I don't know how. How are we doing? We want to hear from our customers. When you do, you do nothing about anything. How many people pay attention to reviews on Google? I got tons of reviews. Oh, I forgot to I got to do the Gabriel's Bar and Gorilla. What is it called? Gorilla and Bar. It's spelled with, there's an E at the end, right? Yeah. What are you talking about? I'll call it Gorilla and Bar. No, no, I wanted to give a review for this place how great it was. Or it's a Gorilla thing. Well, instead of Gorilla, I'm making, I'm mocking it. I'm saying Gorilla. It's not really Gorilla. People attempt to humor, I get it. I'm going to run out and have a cigarette and head up, okay? See you tomorrow. You're going to leave it at the cigarette? Yeah, I'm going to shoot up. Thanks, Jimmy. Remember the days when the days when we like painted the town red on Saturday? Never like old fag asses and different guys. Shit. Saturday night, Saturday night. That's more like Saturday afternoon. Oh, we can do. Painted the town red. That was the Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Western, the Mordecai, right? Was that red? It was red, but what movie? Was High Plains Drifter or Fistful of Dollars? That could be High Plains. I don't know. I don't know. They were all great movies. The Good and the Bad and the Ugly. Those are the only three I really... I'm sure there were more. Those are the missions. Yeah, it was Mordecai. The Wizard of Oz. Yeah, he worked in the barbershop where Clint Eastwood had a bath. If you want to call it a bath, it was like a metal tub. I don't think they bade too often. I'm glad they went through it. Jesus. Well, you told me about the countains being a dirty sock. You're kidding me. Are you out of your mind? I can imagine the disease back then. Oh, good. Oh, boy. But the Red Light District really did begin in the Wild West. Yeah, but still. But still, yeah. All right, buddy, thanks. I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay? Yeah. Yeah, but... Okay. Departing. Gabriel's Grill & Barve. Banana's Comedy Club. All right. It was another amusing shootin' a shit. Megalife 21 Mayhem shootin' a shit. Oh. The bus from Toronto is gone. There's another unmarked bus. Okay. Okay. Parking for electric cars only. There we go. Interesting. What do you think? This is the hookup. For electric vehicles. SEMA Connect. What's this called? Charge Pro. Charge Pro. Charge Up.