 Anyway, I open up the envelope and sure enough, two of the smoothest horse testicles I've ever seen to add to my collection. So it was really quite special. Welcome to episode number 23 of the Marty and Michael podcast. We have a fully actual listen of the Fox. We bought a bum alive. We bought a bum. We bought a bum. Last week was what the fuck? I don't even know. I was no, I didn't even get. I mean, I mean, it's been two weeks. What the fuck happened on the weekend? I what the fuck happened? Oh, that's right. I saw I saw my brother and my guess. Tell him what your grandson or what's the called the grand kid thing. My nephew. Yeah. Tell them what fucking will you said that for his birthday, he would love to see Michael. So Michael's left a quite an impression on Will. I can't believe he's allowed and then I struck him and said, no, no. And yeah, we'll see. Yeah. Yeah. Well, for his birthday, which is what, in three weeks? Yeah. He wants to he wants to hang out with me. I'll buy my screen, take him down the park. How about you? I can't remember like three days ago. And you're just bleeding from the nose. My memory is fucked. We have got we're going to get Alzheimer's. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I know early onset. Some people get it in there. I want to talk about that. All right, ten years of brain. You watch some UFC on Sunday. Oh, yeah, that was yeah. I'm getting into this sport. I can see what your boys see it. I see it. The old hits and the lads and the fucking rough butts and you damaged your skateboards. You need some repairs. Oh, I broke it. Yes, I got it. Yeah, fucking idiot. Pretty much a memory. You are. Yeah. Matt Brown, because he never drinks. But I did have some beers on the weekend. I have been drinking again. And I've had marijuana for the first time two weeks today. And we started smoking a bit of meth. So yeah, well, you know, a bit up, a bit up, a bit down. Oh, keep me saying, stay on the line. Stay on the line. Anybody here? Anybody home? And then it gets sad. And then it gets sad. Yeah, it gets too much. Hello, anybody there? Where am I? I cannot see. He sound like German again. I cannot see where. And you know, dark room, I cannot see. Nothing but darkness, soft falling. It sounds like the lady from the first ever prank all we did on Greg. Oh, yeah, what was her name again? Oh, Atalia or something. No, Atia, Atala. I have a little girl. My name is Afia. Oh, no, it was so good. He was crazy. Like, all the kids was crazy. I'd love to be able to do that again to Greg. But he's onto us now. Oh, you little fucker. You little fucking fucker on us. He can't funny getting near him. He's always looking over his shoulder. Michael, can you explain the lantern? What's there? Where'd it come from? I can't fucking say that. I don't think. Well, it's just appeared on the table. Oh. No, we are not allowed to talk about that, man. This is fucking. She's upstairs in the spare room. And I decided to get it because we're going to do like her. I think it was first got here from the early settlers left it here, so I left it upstairs. And there's one of the very first houses ever made ever in all of time, this one. And so this must have been left here by one of the builders I thought. The stables are clean, my lord. Is there anything else you want me to do? Ah, I'm not liked. Ah! Shit, I broke it. Oh, well, we'll find you. No, that's fucked. Moving along. I really liked that. Anyway, Matt got here. What time was it? Eight hours ago, nine hours ago. And started, he'd already had half of them the on this day's done. And yeah, he put in a solid nine hours of sort of really intense work. And handed me some, again, some pretty impressive on this day's. If these are all true again, it makes me think about these people very differently. And it should do to you all listening to this as well. It should change your mind about people in the world because this is insane. This is crazy. He's just so journalism. Matt is just so journalism. You know what I mean? He's able to just always hone in. He just covers real weird issues. Like a dolphin in the fucking ocean cunt. That's how he moves through the media world cunt. Look at that, Matt. Look at me. Look at me when I do it. Show him the little clang-clang. You're looking down. Look at me. Yeah, I like that. Show him the clang-clang. You got a good angle. That's mesmerizing. He's fucking, that's how he does spells. I wake up doing this sometimes and you do that with your body. Imagine your whole body making that motion. Chicks could probably do that. Really good gymnasts, pardon? Anyway, so it's really good on these days. On this day in 1997, Beyonce was on a flight when one of the windows of the plane shattered. The plane was due to make an emergency landing when Beyonce jumped into action and plugged the broken window by feeding both of her tits into the hole. Her tits were too big, but with some assistance of some of the other passengers, they managed to slam her tits through the window to create an airtight seal. The plane was then able to land safely and since that incident, it is compulsory for all planes to use titskin in their windows instead of that glass shit or whatever it was. Fucking idiots. That glass shit was my fate. That melted sand crap. Dude. Her tits must be huge. The plane window is very small. I must have taken a lot of force. A lot of force. You can picture it. It's not in any way sexual. It's quite horrific to picture. I'm picturing three large men running at her, shouldering into her at the same time, trying to thrust her tits through the hole. The plane's going down. They're rushing and they're urgent. Your tits can be sacrificed for the greater good. He would have taken layers of skin off for sure. For sure would have shredded her tits in doing that, but she saved lives. You got to respect her. I didn't know that about Beyonce. Beyonce, if you hear this, I think she has listened to the show before. Well done. That's fucking impressive. Matt. Show them your asshole. Show them your asshole. Just okay. You know that when you're playing the basketball game at arcade place? You know when you're playing the arcade game, basketball, short sort of range, and then it goes at the end and you can get three's, or once you get in it says three, I can't do it. Imagine that, and Matt's going to do it because he's the voice over for it. Ready? Three. Oh, that makes me horny. It sounds just like... Well, the arcades that we go to, it sounds just like boys. Three. On this day, in 1996, John Cena fucked the feathers clean off of a pelican. The monstrous act took place at Venice Beach as Horrified Onlookers began to panic and leave. Some people stayed and watched the entire ordeal and said afterwards that he was that he was chasing the pelicans all morning and finally got a hold of one. He fucked the pelican all over the beach by thrust to fuck walking it there. He would thrust fuck forwards and the momentum of the thrust would push him forwards leaving a trail of feathers everywhere. The pelican was put down at the vet after an x-ray revealed that it's guts were all tangled and ripped up. Ripped up. That's real. He's a bad guy, really. Who is he? I've never heard him before. He's a WWE wrestler. He's that massive wrestler guy, and that's fucked. You can't see me. John Cena, fuck you. I challenge you to a duel. That is disgusting, baby. John Cena. At least when you do it, it's dead. We have a story here to tell. It's fucked. Do you remember it? Oh, yeah. Holy fuck. We went out on the Gold Coast one night, and at the very end of the night, we just met these other two dudes. He gave us free pot. He went to the beach and smoked weed. The sun was coming up, and we were just hanging out with these four guys. And then there's all these seagulls all over in front of us. There's a lot of suns coming up. There's more and more people. 50 to 100 people there, and people are just trying to enjoy the nice sunset directly in front of them. Sunrise. I noticed there's a dead seagull there. One that's just not moving. Marty, no. You just wanted to run off and scare them all to piss them off. But then I thought I'd pretend to run and scare them, and then pretend like I've caught one so that's what I did. I got up and started running up to the seagulls. All the seagulls flew away, and there's like 100 people trying to enjoy the sunset. And I grabbed the dead seagull, get on top of it, and just started fucking it into the sand. And I'm greening out. Meanwhile, vomiting everywhere. Well, he's fucking it. Half-ass pelican. Seagull. Oh, God, that was a funny morning, dude. Yeah, that was a good time. On Wednesday. Yeah, God. On this day in 2007, Reese Witherspoon suffered from excessive dangleberries. Dangleberries are those when the shit gets caught in your ass pubes. Is that right, man? Dangleberries, dingleberries, many times for it, but that's what it is. Anyway, in 2007, Reese Witherspoon suffered from excessive dangleberries. Her ass was so infested with dangleberries with a pair of tongs. And kind of flicking them away at the park with her kids. Reese suffers from thick watery ass pubes. Which causes the dangleberries if she doesn't wipe her ass properly after she shits. Wow, so I didn't know that was a thing. Interesting. Shit fucking turns. That paints a really graphic image. Like grabbing the dangleberries with a pair of tongs and flicking them towards the kids. Kind of. Very casually. It's legally blonde. So fucking... Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, fucking well done, though. That's a thing. That's sort of cool. Henry might have that. He has daddy long legs nests. Yeah, it's not quite... They're not so wiry. They're more just like... Like... On this day in 2004 Steve Irwin was charged with animal cruelty after footage was leaked of him footy passing rats into a thick wall. The footage showed Terry handing him the rats and Steve grabbing the rat, sprinting straight, hard step out on the left foot and then with a tight spiral pass would pass the rat directly into the centre of a target he had drawn on the wall. When questioned, Steve said that they were going to feed the rats to the snakes anyway so he didn't give a fuck and then paid his fine in $1 coins out of spite. He said he was training for a spot in the Broncos Jersey when his career with all the animal shit was done. Is that why Bindi's like that? Yeah, I think that's why Bindi like... Yeah, he's like that. Hahaha She does that all the time. Yeah, she does do that. I've seen her do that shit before. Bobby Bob. Oh my god, that was fun. I enjoyed those ones. Well done, Matt. That was pretty hot. That was pretty fucking hot, man. That's good shit, Matt. Give me a three. You fucking keep that up, cunt. Three! The title of this podcast is going to be Matt Says Three. Oh, that would have hurt. It's the name of the next segment and it's a segment where we just answer questions that you lot have sent in via Instagram. Jackson's messaged me. Let's see what he has to say. He messaged me as well. He sent me a comma. He sent me an ant signal. That's how Jackson talks to us. Yeah, it's how we all talk to each other really. It's just nonsense. It makes no sense, but yeah, very good. That was quality. He's really said a lot. Quality shit. Shit, man. I'm going to get Michael today. Yes, Matt has a toy gun with one bullet and he aims it at us and it's so hot when he does it. I just want to lie in it. I want to spit on it. We're going to get to questions. There's some funny conversation shit. Ring ring worm. Ring ring worm, man. Ring ring worm, man. You know what I mean? Shit. I've got fire. I've got a lit in a room. Hang in front of Michael's face. He's getting nervous. He's getting real nervous about it. Stop! I'm trying to burn his fingers, but he's got my wrist. Maybe that could be stunt time. But you take it. I always have to do the hard ones. Okay, here we go. I'm going to try and read now. I'm very... Imelibun! Imelibun! Imelibun! What are your top three favorite songs and also can you greet me because today is my birthday into you greeted by both of you. It's one of the best things that will ever happen to me. Happy birthday! Imelibun! Happy birthday, dude. Top three fucking favorite songs. God damn, that's hard. Yeah, that's fucking like... That's like picking... Top... Three favorite songs. Man, that is hard. See what's happening. Hey, Hey, My, My by Neil Young is one for sure. Fucking shit. Where do you go from there? It's too hard to think. Oh, Warpigs by... Warpigs by Black Sabbath. Holy fuck, yes. And... Fucking how you remind me by Nickelback. Fuck no. I'll cancel that. Yeah, it is catchy, but it's not the top three favorites ever. No, it is. That's it. That should... Ticket to ride by the Beatles is pretty ringworm. Yeah, I can't even... Like, fuck. We're pretty hymns right now, so it's hard to think. I don't know. That is my answer. Food fighter song? What's your favorite food fighter song? Yeah, I can't pick one. Monkey wrench. And it's constantly... Constantly changing, you know? Everlong. Everlong, yeah. Everyone's favorite. Everlong. My favorite song, though, apart from Everlong, is Run. You heard Run? Yeah, Run. That's not their best. It's good! I like the ballad of the Beaconsfield miners. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Yeah. It's so collapsing. Have you guys heard that story of how that came to be? Yeah, because they listened to them when they were down. Yeah, when they were trapped in the mine, and they were saying, what music do you want? They were giving them iPods, and they were like, Oh, give us food fighters music. No, they got drunk. He got drunk with one of the miners, and he promised him, when they were drunk, that he would put a song in on their next album for them. Yeah, well, they listened to it. Yeah, and then Dave got really excited about that, and said, you can come to my show. They had some sex? Yeah, they had sex, yeah. Hard sex. Hard sex, Dave Grohl! And Miner! Dude! That sounds bad, if you think about it. Miner. I see, the child! Three! Oh, my God! I want to do that for the rest of my life with you, Matt. From this moment forth, let it be known that three will be sent. Could you say that? He does it well, he does it good as well. Yeah, holy shit, you guys are both of threes. So, messing is done worldwide. I was wondering what you guys do with your car seats. Mattresses, sofas, after you get them wet. Do you just leave them as is? Don't they get stinky? Car seats, yeah, fuck! I have no respect for my car. Or your car! We don't care about each other's cars. Yeah, we don't really... The only thing... The cars! The only thing is when the mattress, when there's anything on mattresses, yeah, we put the mattresses outside. We're not here going, oh yeah. This is pillows and shit. Okay, I've got a confession. Oh, shit! I like a spark! It's a spark from you! Okay. I've got into a... This is so fucked. So, sometime... When I've pissed the bed on the new one bed, fucking great bed. Great mattresses. I would love a new one, please, because mine's pretty fucked. So, yeah, I've had a big night. I can't lift it down these stairs no more. Especially because one bed is so fucking big. So, I've come up with this new technique where I open the windows and then I get high powered fans. And I place them down on the piss. And by like three hours time, it's evaporated somehow. Oh, it was very science. Yeah, very sciencey. Using very science skills to be solved big problem. Big problem, man. Big science skills to do that. Wait, wait, my mat! Three! Oh, that's fine. And, yeah, what's the other couches and shit? Again, the couches. You don't care about them. They're fucking couches or seats or anything. They're just items. Yeah, you let them dry somewhere. Let it sit in the sun for a bit and then drag it back inside. Duster of a wooden paddle. Really? Yeah. Damn it. Yeah, he's asked and his Instagram is what's our favorite fast food chain and have you ever held a koala? I don't think I've held a koala. Yeah, I think I have for sure. Maybe when I was a little girl. But then fast food, fuck, that's a tough one. Oh. Like, it's grilled fast food? Yeah, that's what I, are you talking the, the scum shit? Yeah, okay. It gives you cancer. And of all of the in Australia. That would be your favorite. Overseas as well? Nah, I go Macs over Dominoes. I love pizza. We had Taco Bell the other day. It's fucking disgusting. It was pretty bad. The cheese was just fucking plastic. Why do I want to get the plastic onto our foods? It was disgusting. Okay, next one's from, you described that name. Alishiradria. Alishiradria. That was pretty good. Is it possible to block the hole in the ozone layer with concrete? If yes, where do we get the amount of concrete from? Matt? I think yes, but the biggest problem, and you're going to have to talk to someone who's in that area is getting a pump. Yeah. Pump it up there. And then also you're going to hold it up there. Like, wait for it to set. Be very, very difficult. But like you could do it. If all the boys, right, if all the fucking, we got all the boys together, right, I think we could fucking knock that out in two days. Like a couple of slabs of beer there. A two day bottle of tea. Oh, it was lovely. But fucked. Okay, now this one's from Eddie Kitchen Done. Would you rather your dad walk in on you shagging your dog or your dog walking on you shagging your dad? Oh. Is my dad unconscious? No. I fuck. I just tell dad I had to, I'd fuck you. So sorry. Not because it was that or you. Yeah, I wouldn't really care if my dad saw me fucking a dog now. Good, I want you to think this. Next one's from Chunkylovin underscore 95. Would you rather slap and tickle, giggle and tickle or rape and gape? What? That's pretty cute. Would you rather slap and tickle, rape and gape? Um, the first one? Sounds nice. Yeah, it's like kinky sex. What is it? Slap and tickle, giggle and tickle. What are you just slapping a tickle? Two tickles and then a tickle. Yeah, probably that is to keep it clean and there's no rape there. And he's a big fan of the show and he wants to throw human shit. Judge Judy's back. No, if you throw it hard enough you could fucking break a bone. Freeze the shitted killer. Yeah, it goes straight through her. Ralph Jinx or Ralph underscore tattoos. How many days have you been the best? Also according to science apparently both helped with the invention of gravity and that spastic Stephen Hawking spelled his name wrong and it's Stephen Hawking's spastic mate, he's God. Robbed the whole story from you. Can you shed some light in this? Is it true and are you actually the true creators of gravity? No, but we... Look, yeah, it's a common misconception that some of Stephen Hawking's work was actually done by us and he just took credit for it. It's not true. He actually did discover all those things and we had our ups and downs with him but at the end of the day we were fucking good mates. You know what I mean? He would never do that to us, we'd never do that to him and yeah, we just both wanted the same thing. We just both want to find shit out kind of. I was his carer for a couple months. We want to fucking get out there and fucking solve all these fucking question marks, floating around the fucking end of the ass, come on. What is time come? Do you know what I mean? What the fuck is time come? Wow, those claps. Gravity waves and all these dog shit flying around. He got fucking sound flying that way can't bounce them off fucking walls. Fucking good. You fucking got me there. Sound coming. He's going to bounce them off walls. Holy shit. That is the meaning of life. All right. And how many days have you been the best? I think we're best from... Pretty close to the beginning. No, 23. You know, I don't know. No, days. Oh, how many days? Yeah, 400 days. Oh, but there was a period in the middle. Maybe like 300 days. Yeah, true. I'd agree with that. All right, next one's from Chris and he's asked what has been the worst situation you have been in, I think? Worst situation? We've been arrested a few times and it's never nice or find or like when cops rock up or when people get angry like back when we used to do social experiments if someone would like get aggressive. Is someone trying to kill me once? Yeah, that was always a bit like, oh fuck. And it's like we're trying to, you know, have a laugh and they're being so fucking angry. Sometimes when you got that thumbtack we got pretty scared. Yeah, some of the injuries sometimes. Fuck, we shouldn't do that. And then you go to the dock and he fixes it and you're like, fuck, it's easy. The best part about the thumbtack was like, I've got a thumbtack stuck in my hand and she's like, how did you do it? Yeah, and then I told her thinking that she would find it funny but none of the stuff, none of the stuff. Oh, they weren't keen on you? No, fair enough, like I'm wasting that time doing fucking dumb shit and fucking kicking balls. And the next part of the question says what motivates you to put yourselves through it? We made people laugh doing that. Yeah, yeah, it's funny. So that's why the nurses can fucking do their job and fucking the doctors if we get hurt. Yeah, it's funny. Because there's a greater good that we're about and that's Stephen. And that's what we're about, you know what I mean? The sound bouncing off walls and shit. That reminds me that this podcast, whoa, let me just tell you about this, right, we do fucking website content all the time, like film a brand new website video a week that you have never seen anywhere. Stuff that we can't put on, we would get our channel deleted immediately. So it's some of it's really fucking disgusting. Yeah, I've had a vomler Marty, I've shattered the ground. We've had some people vomit it everywhere. Yeah, but we know in ourselves that we're just having a laugh. Yeah, we're just having a laugh with the boys. I had a Google of you guys the other day and I was actually going to Google our Marty and Michael scientists to see if anyone was actually asking that question. But before, you know, Google corrects your question and just came up with our Marty and Michael a couple. Oh, really? We've got so many questions about that. So many people have asked that. Yeah, and so many messages. Jacob Scott Dickerson, do you arcane the forecan or do you should can for the can? Just got to know. Now this is the sort of shit we get. Very good. I think that's because we comment that we don't talk like that on Jackson and Charmie's other videos and shit. So people have caught on. That's all we do. Literate fucking stupid grammar wise fuckery. Just a word like when or where. Or when is how. Yeah, it started out with is this a video? And then it went to was this film? Yeah. And then it just went up. Come up with Jackson. And then you have it. We can't get any done. We can't dumb it down anymore other than just not commenting. What's the saying? Less is more. Yeah, exactly. It applies in that scenario. Three. And last one. This is for Marco de Rocha. He's asked. The ox asked. How many chickens would it take to kill a cow? Fuck that question. It's shit, but we will give your wife a shout out because you asked Shannon. This is for your wife Shannon. She's a massive fan and has admitted to having some very interesting dreams about you guys. But we just got a shout out because he wants us to. Oh yeah, Jackson sent me. So this person has messaged Jackson and been like, oh good morning. I met you last weekend at the Cancun event. The date was and just the message goes on and then Jackson says underneath. I don't remember it, but apparently the other day in Mexico when I was drunk as fuck I signed up to fight on an MMA card in September. They've been calling and texting me all week. He's signed to do that. They're both like, you can pull out always. You don't need to come before. He's in Mexico and he signs like a Mexican bear knuckle. I don't know. He's been like a legit MMA event. So I imagine it wouldn't have been like a Shannon. Shannon. Shannon. Shaw. Shannon. Three. You get the best high-pitched tone at the end. Three. Mine's strange from cigarettes. Me. And cock. Cuck. Cuck has destroyed our boys. Cuck. The name of the next segment is three. We unbox things, you slags of sense in the P.A. box. Just written right here if you want to send us something. We will open it. And we'll fucking read it out. Whatever you want to send. If you're a business, you want to read up my business name and address. I send him card. And then I'll read the card and your business gets exposure. So send us cards and anything of that nature. I love my presies. I love my presies. Anyway, this is the first. Be careful. Remember there was fucking tampons. You can't just put your hand in like that. This is a child. This is beautiful. You send something nice. I can't read. Alcohol wipes. Stay COVID safe boss. That's so sweet. And the letter. Hey boss, it's your boy Taylor here. Letting you know that I love you. Keep up your good work. I see you guys around our area sometimes. I'm so keen to meet you one day. You guys actually film some vids at my school. That's sick fellas. I'm in a band. RAA RAA We are releasing a new single slash music video soon. I'd be really love you guys could check us out. It would mean a lot. We are a team band, local in Brisbane. Our first single be my friend. Second single coming soon. And their Instagram is at RAA band. So RAA B-A-N-D. Let's follow him right now. Yeah, we're gonna have a lot of follow you right gonna have a watch after the bloody podcast is done Thank you very much tally. Oh Thanks, man, we're going to see his band soon bra band. All right next one is a parcel. I'm nervous There's a no letter oh, it's gonna be a poo or something. It's a bomb. It's a fucking bomb I'm ready to die. It's scary even yelling at bomb in your own home. Yeah You smell that oh no, no fuck oh, it's anthrax shit. It smells like anthrax. It smells exactly like anthrax It's already too late. If you can smell it you're fucked. Yeah, it stays in your lungs for 15 weeks. No, no shit. It says Oh Wait, don't take it out so it's a dick They said we said send a dick I get it now Thank you We ain't gonna die today. Oh, it's a good dick too. It's like a fucking it's not hollow and plastic It's made of like it's bouncy bouncy. It's like a trampoline. Watch this boy. There goes the cock Let's try the other way no boy Having an erection and falling straightforward and not using your arms to to break your fall Dude, that's a website. You would snap your dick in half. Dude. I have heard I'm pretty sure Dennis Robin broke his dick three times as a whole video and it's hilariously funny Yeah, so you can break your dick. So fucking boys and girls Boys especially don't fall forwards with your arms by your sides when you've got erections and don't use anything to brace your fall Except you can you picture what I'm saying? Yeah, dude. It would hurt. It would suck No, if you wouldn't you really imagine doing like do that but like fucking target practice so we get hard and then we get like a target and you're trying to fall forward and get There's a tiny hole that you got to get your and the whole yet if you don't the whole yet smaller and smaller each time We do it and then around it. There's thumbtacks and shit Worried oh, don't yeah, we thought the fucking use cheeky Just snip your little cock off and send it in Imagine if like he's of like Biky people listen then then just next time they'll beam someone up just snipped his cock off and send it to us Mind you it was a better week last week because we got Yeah, that's right, and then the twitch was a bit were a bit Yeah, it's all hazy. I don't remember anything. Yeah, remember guys go to our twitch, which is 14 14 mighty Michael somewhere on twitch. I think that's it's yeah, Marty and Michael or 14 Open it up and see let's play flip the cock. Oh flip the cock. That's feeling the base of the cock His other hand is touching the knob. Hey, he's working the cock around his hands He's runs his fingers up the shaft and plucks at the knob The cock has been revealed. It is released from the plastic. Matthew pumps it in his hand Oh, he looks confused. He sips forward. Flip the cock onto the first the cock I Want to hear it. I want to hear it Yes, oh can't maybe did that Sticky cock Jesus is going off look at Jesus. This will be the Jesus. No, you don't need it This will be the 15-second promo club. I used to promote the podcast sticky cock I want to flip it Can you Can you stick it to your forehead? How did you do it so well you freak? It's because you are the voice over of three. He cannot miss. Ah Stick it to your head Oh Isn't it just demonetized I don't care But like is it bad if you've got it it's a fucking plastic Man will be laughing like that all the way to the bank Do I have to lick it? Yeah, yes, put a bit of slag on it get a big massive golly on it Sliding the cock slid off his forehead and onto his lips Ah Felt on the floor with a bang Yeah, it doesn't stick for long. Yeah stunt time is you gotta try and click it on in my forehead Like the cock gets real tense. Oh, don't hurt my face fuck it We're not doing that stunt time is being a dickhead, but next week we're gonna step it up We've just been going for too long. We're gonna hide it. I don't trust me I love to see this Or the knob and gets lodged into his mouth The nostril would be pretty cool Yeah Covert it fuck by our fathers. We were fucked by our father by our father We were fucked by our father Double F. They could be fuck father. They could be a new song on our album We need it. Yeah, we can't just do disco dance. There has to be like our whole series Actually Greggy Shelton's been writing a full-on Musical script for that. Oh really? Yeah words and everything. He's he's working on I love him such a legend He's a member of the website also a member of the website very funny man Well, yeah, I am next segment is cool And this is a segment where we just do a prank call and Yeah, we're pretty excited about this one. Mmm. Yeah, so yeah, no, it's great. I mean just put my phone on fuck off mode All right, here we go. I'm gonna see how many times I can say get fucked Whilst ordering a domino's pizza and domino's if you ever watch is sorry. No, I don't mean I don't mean get fucked We buy from you. He's send them a bill. You were our parents We were fucking on the road to try to do this shit. We had you every fucking day You sustained us through the hardest periods of our lives. So we have fucking given you money now We can get some back from entertainment Would I be able to get fucked place a delivery get fucked please Yeah, sure it's zero four zero five Nine five What did I just fuck get fucked? What did I just say nine five two five? And how many numbers left two more and then nine get fucked nine two get fucked Jordan 15 Get fucked 15 maple crescent Maple Oh get fucked Get fucked Yeah, sure so maple MAP EL This is in Sandgate Hills Get fucked It's a go get fucked it's not in saying get fucked Get fucked it's not in bloody sense. It's in Sandgate Hills, isn't it? No get fucked really Get fucked mate. Come on get fucked Get fucked We do the bed feel a bit bad no because look he had a break from Talking and working he got to hear someone tell him to get fucked for a bit feel a bit bad. I'm sorry I'm sorry to Domino's. I mean, I feel sick at the end when he Cuz I don't laugh more as a final count. I can't remember whatever I did I think it was like around 17 pretty good and You might have been saying Get fucked in like a way of like a question like get fucked. Yeah, like oh My dress. Yeah, that's what you were. Yeah, that's definitely how he would have perceived it was just some slang done by Oh, I just saw my dad. Oh Has come to visit why and Yeah, it's it's all right if you think about it being Be yeah, yeah, you're right. That's a unique way to look at things Michael come back next week Where we discuss the Himalayan rock salt effect on artifacts we are the best the best