 Oh, Los Angeles. I don't love you, at least not yet, but I'm trying to love you in an effort to do that. We welcome in Matt Money Smith, one of my faves, the voice of the Los Angeles Chargers and the host of Petros and Money on AM570 here in LA. You're a busy man, but you've got time to kick it with me. Yes, I do. And see that out there, the whitewash? That's what we're gonna get you started in. Too many people, they charge the wave, they get their soft top, they get too deep, they hit the peak, and next thing you know, they're flipping over and they never wanna swim. You didn't want me to wear this. The entire show, because you thought I'd cook. Because it's a two, three, four? It's a three, two, full suit, and it's, but look, you know what, that's your first lesson. Did I put the wetsuit on the right way? I think I did. And you did, you came out, the zipper was in the back. I don't think, I'm just a TB professional, and I knew that two minutes and 30 seconds wouldn't be enough to get this bad boy on my body. All right, here's the deal. Power rankings, upsets this past week, and take me through what you got. Yeah, so let's get started with the top one through eight, not much change here. You have the bills, the chiefs, and the Chargers. All of them, dominant offensive performance, dominant defensive performance. That's why they're the top three, even though they're all in the AFC. The Bucks were dominant defensively, still a little bit of a question mark in terms of the offense. Packers, we don't move them down that much. They lost 38 to three last year, and they had the best record in the NFC. You were using, what happened last year? Week one? Exactly, don't freak out, it's week one. And the Minnesota Vikings are up five, one of our biggest movers of the week in that top quadrant. We get to the second quadrant, they're K. And well, you know what, let's just get into the Vikings, because they're up five. Justin Jefferson's a cheat code. He's just a straight cheat code, and we know it's an offensive league, and until someone proves they're gonna be able to slow them down, Kevin O'Connell there, running that Kyle Shanahan offense, we know what he did. I call him an offensive-minded king. That works for me. That's what he is. That's a perfect way to end our great conversation on the Vikings to the second segment here, nine through 16, big movers. Look at the dolphins, they're up nine, our biggest mover of the week. I doubted them, K. What was I thinking? Mike McDaniel. Mike McDaniel picked up where Brian Flora's left off. The offense wasn't great. The running attack, sub three yards per carry. Too little shaky. Little bit shaky. But what did he do? He leaned on his defense. He kept it conservative, used his speed. The Bengals are down four. That offensive line gave up a 10% higher pressure rate than last year's average. I don't see the Steelers yet. You don't see the Steelers yet, but you're gonna see them right now. Okay, let's see. As we shift to the third board, you will see the Steelers. This is the thing about Mike Tomlin, right? Like, it is ridiculous what he does. We count him out. Mitch Trebisky is your quarterback. The offensive lines a mess. Now they're at 21, why? They sacked Joe Burrow seven times. They picked him off four, and they still probably should have lost that game. They just beat the AFC champions and you bumped him up two spots? I did because they should have lost that game. It was a hurt long snapper that led to bad snaps and yet the Bengals were in position to win that game. Steelers fans are gonna crush you. All right, well, let's go to the next page. The next page? Yeah, there we go. We'll wrap it up here. Oh, this is our last page. There's your Bears. Look at them, they're up four. I had them at the 32 spot. They are now up to number 28. Talk to me. Well, it was a monsoon, so you don't wanna put too much stock into it. It was a real messy game. Now, what I did like about their performance was, Matt Everfluse, he eased in Justin Fields. Hey, let's not get crazy. Yes, you're getting beat up by this defensive front, but we're not gonna overreact. And by the end of the game, Justin Fields made plays. He made winning plays. And I think that goes a long way for a young quarterback's confidence with a new coach instead. This is literally the most uncomfortable thing I've ever learned. It's choking me. Yes. What is the point of that? And then you have to get in the water and heal it off of your body. Well, after you get out. But you know what? Like I said, the first, look, the first lesson is a wild success, K, because you put the wetsuit on the right way. The zipper's in the back. L.A. Here I come. You are great. Talk to me about the Vikings. You have them over the Eagles. I don't know that I would do that. I think the Eagles were really impressive. Gritty win. What do you got? The defense let them down. The offense was exceptional. One of the best offensive performances we saw the week. Love with Nick Sirianna and Shane Steichen are doing with Jalen Hertz. However, defensively, they allowed the Lions to hang out. And I don't know how elite that Lions offense is. So when I think about that meat, look, it's Vikings Eagles. We did it. So we're gonna get that head to head this week. So the biggest riser was the Dolphins, as you said. Yes. The Cowboys. The Cowboys. Yeah, down 12. Look, Dak did not look great. I think the biggest issue is, why are you trading to Murray Cooper? He was on an affordable contract. He was their number one receiver. It allowed CD to be the two. Gallop to be the three. Now all of those kind of shifts. CD's gotta be the one. Gallop's gotta be the two. And it just doesn't look like it worked. It was four and a half yards per attempt. It was a mess. Riddle me this. How would a Jimmy G acquisition change your Cowboys projection for next week? Well, I think there's still the wide receiver issue. You know? Look, I don't think it's a Dak. I think Dak wasn't great, but we know he's the centerpiece. I'm suffocating myself in this. Well, I said it when I came. I was like, wait a minute. Did I do this wrong? She got a full wetsuit. What did she do? But you're learning how to move because you've got a paddle in that thing. You've got to get used to the neoprene and at least. You're the voice of the judge. Cool shoes. Oh, thank you, my Aquabats fans. Yes, Orange County punk rock. We love Christian. MC Bat Commander, not Christian. Well, you just make me cool. I'm completely out of fish out of water. I'm leaning on you to make me cool. Thursday night football, big one for you. Huge. Look, the Chargers defense did what they spent $215 million to do, and that's a dominated game after letting games get away all last year. Khalil Mack was all business. He is no joke, and he let everybody know that with three sacks, including the one that ended the game. Poor Bears. I am happy for him, though. Yes. He was awesome. Yeah. I will ask you, Josh Palmer, I had as my wingfire at. Love it. So remember, Kenan was out last year for one game. I have catches on seven targets. There you go, CK, you're making me. All right. You're making me look cool. Let's surf out into the, what do you want to teach me here, okay? Let's do like every week, let's do a little surfing in one lesson. So listen, we don't have to do anything. I look like I'm at PacSun, and I'm trying to entice people and teenagers to come in to the mall and try on short shorts. Get some board shorts. We're not going to do nothing mechanical today, but what we're going to do is, again, tip of the cap to you for putting the wetsuit on the right way. You bought the right wetsuit at three, two, and can be used year-round. Somebody made the cool wetsuit because they're all just black. You just look like a seal out there, waiting to be eaten. You got a nice pattern. I want to be a highlighter out there. You look great with the flowers. So the other thing is, look behind it. Look in the monitor here, see that? See that crashing wave behind us? That's where you want to start. Too many beginners try to paddle out and they want to get into a wave and they want to catch a line and get in the pocket, and they get dusted. We're not going to get up and surf? Go ahead. Well, here. Well, then you got to get on your stomach and you got to get out. Really? And you got to arch your back. So get your back? Get your back. Kate, get your hands here. Right here. Oh, my God! And then you need your burpee, right? You know what I was thinking of? What's that? I was like, let me make a bet with him and then when I lose, I'll go in the water and I thought it through and I was like, absolutely not. No, you're going. Radio boys for the LA Chargers, Matt Money Smith, crush him with the power ranking. Good form. I look cool! I look so cool! Bye!