 The California recall election is coming. Will you vote for Gavin Newsom, Caitlin Jenner, that guy with a bear, or maybe just vote for the damn bear? Bear won't raise your taxes. Bear won't greenlight a poorly thought-out high-speed rail project. Bear won't violate his own mandates and eat indoors at a fancy restaurant. He's a bear. He's just gonna do bear things. The only whole bear will dig itself. There's the one that sleeps in all winter long, helping conserve energy and limiting the need for rolling blackouts. Bear doesn't want to interfere in your life. Bear doesn't want to be in your people at all. You mind your business. Bear will mind his. Doesn't that sound nice for a change? Maybe wear a bell or something, just in case. Vote for bear. I mean, he's already on the damn flag.