 It is, it's beautiful, thank you for asking me out. Well hey, you know it's finally nice to meet face to face. And here is your food. Sorry, I didn't order this. I know, I didn't like what you guys ordered so I changed it up. But I'm allergic to eggs. How is that my problem? Are you gonna be a painter? Hello. Thank you for... Hey! Good to have you back! Good to have you back, it's good. Thank you. That is not the same woman that you came with last night. What are you doing? What's he talking about? He was with the... No, look, I took a picture of them last night, like you can see. They look in the dog's... That could be anybody! Anybody but her, that's not her. He downgraded a lot. I would highly recommend this mountain-aged aquatic pallet pleaser brought to you from the Swiss Alps by Mountain Dogs. I'll just have water. That's what I just said. Oh. And here is your menu that... Whoops, oops! What is this one million subscriber button doing here? That must be a mistake instead of this menu. What is this doing here? Weird. Look at it, look at it. You like it? Silence. And here is your food. Here it is, it's hot, be careful. Are you forgetting something? Ah, yes. You like some pepper? Cool. Hey, stop. Stop! Okay, can I see the noodles as well, man? Okay, I'll see. Any recommendations? So for today, sir, we have BTC and E. I'm sorry, what are those? Wait, you guys haven't heard? Heard about what? Okay. Crypto, do you guys have any money to lose? And here it is. By the way, guys, we are filming a promo video for the restaurant. Would you be okay if we film you guys? Is that okay? Okay. Alright, come here, come here, come a little bit closer, a little bit, a little bit more in the center. Okay, smile, smile, come on, smile. Eat your food. Don't touch it, it's fake. Smile, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. Alright, propose, propose, propose. I need a big moment. Dance with me, dance with me, dance with the job. That's right, that's right, okay, okay, okay. So we'll have the smoked salmon with champagne. Did you get the order? Yeah. Is everything okay? My ex is on a date over there, I'm trying to eavesdrop. But go ahead, order, but don't use any words, please. Okay, I hope you got the order. Cool, cool, cool, okay, champagne, medium rare, okay. Cool. Oh, if I may. What are you doing? I want you guys to have the perfect date. I really want to earn my tip. I will give you $20 right now to leave us alone. Thank you, but I only accept crypto. You know what, you're a really good listener. I really needed that. What, whoa, what's that? Huh? See, I'm making sure the table is perfectly balanced so that you can have the perfect date. So you can get drilled later. And here is your food. Please enjoy, oh! How did my one million subscriber play button get in here? Silly me, silly success. I hope you guys will enjoy your food. Money in the bag, everything you've got, phone, wallet, anything, value, what you're gonna do, something. He's not asking me, he's not asking me, so give it faster, dude, dude, stop wasting time. Ooh, what's that? That, you mean that, I don't think this is nothing. I don't think this has any, you know, I think it has any value. You know, I've always wanted one of these. Ah, then maybe start your own YouTube channel. Oh, bro! We've been together a while now. I've been thinking that it's time to meet my parents. Oh, Mike, that's wonderful, I would love to meet them. Garcon? Yes, sir. Could you bring my parents over here? Absolutely, sir. You'll love them. Here you go, parents. Yeah, hey. Here's a tip, you've earned it. So this is mom and dad? Also, I'm happy to tell you that we're a part of the most amazing TV cooking show. It must be Chef's Table? Close, it's actually the most amazing Kitchen Nightmares. Oh, so Gordon Ramsay, he'll fix up the menu? No, he actually shut us down. He shut us down for hygienic reasons that I'll never understand. Yeah, apparently he found a rat in the most amazing salmon alamico ond. We reopened illegally. Check please. And then, he didn't make it. I'm so sorry to hear that. Yeah, it was a pretty big part of my life too, but it just got so annoying, I just had to put him down. Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do. Right? When a waiter is being really annoying, you just gotta put him down. Yeah, how do you put him down? Shoot the shit out of him. Hi, so I will bring your bill. Okay, thank you, please wait. Here is your bill. Ah, this must be... I'll go.