 My dick Right, so Sorry that you've seen a lot of me at the moment. I do apologize. I'm gonna be taking a break. I Just wanted to do this. I just had an idea and I'm gonna I am gonna take a little break because I Got a lot on me on me plate at the moment. I just want to focus on the stuff a little bit anyhow In a recent video When I was doing me Me top eight or whatever it was camping meals. I Said I just said it doesn't matter whether it's a steak or whether it's a like a deep-fried Cabbage cream egg since I said it then someone commented made a comment about it and then I've been thinking about it and I thought Is it doable? Can I do it? Can I deep fry? Cabbage cream egg in woods. Sure. These have got a lot smaller Or maybe I've got bigger either either ever a cream egg mate Also got a Snickers Because when I thought about the practical That's just full of like creamy sugar This has got nugget in it and nuts so it'll help it hold together and might create a better sort of dessert But I thought I'd do it. It's somewhat fun that you can do with your kids out in the woods And I know desserts often get overlooked So I'm gonna be a guinea pig and I'm gonna try all this To see if I can have a heart attack With a deep-fried Snickers and deep-fried Cabbage cream egg Let's get it on off to get a fire going right I'm sorry. It's birch bark as well. If you don't know now, you know That's how it is Just how it is I've not done a proper video on this yet I'm waiting and biding my time because I know on YouTube doesn't like us to talk about Bushcraft tools. It's a bit dutty. She's a bit dutty, but You say that Fieldmaster I'm loving it. I'm loving it. Shout out Mark. I think it's your name's Mark. Shout out the dude who hooked me up Such a good knife So good. I've been at work And it's been quite physical Physically demanding but can't grumble cannot and must not grumble At least it's not freezing cold on digits anymore. We're out of that phase So hallelujah Well, we're not out of that phase actually. It's just coming up to February so it might get worse any way I'm just gonna quickly get this fire going if you want to watch me Gather around it's nothing you haven't seen before right. Let's just see In real time how quick we can do this There we go. It didn't take long did it? Didn't take long at all out out out Bit of chugger I got last year and I'm gonna do a beer batter not just any old beer the king of beers No van manke lovely woodland this Loads of silver birch in it. That's why I've been using silver birch as loads of silver birch in it It's a new woodland to me just exploring it and loads roder dendron so, you know come early early summer. It's gonna be beautiful in here Right just a bit of flower. I'm not don't want a big batter. Oh, he says He says with big clump coming out Nice you want to come and see oh my god. That smells so good. I'm not drinking at moment. I'm doing We you Cool just doing a bit of a dry spell dry February. I think I might do Thickner up a little bit. I think I'm too far out of the way I'm not one for following recipes or Whatever, I just do it till it looks right feels right You know it's done plenty Plenty of cooking in midday So you'd want it just to cut the back of us spoon, but we'll say just cut the back of this stick See I think that's good man. That's a good batter that Excited you Need something there just to let us know when it's gonna When it's when the oil's ready, so I'll just drop a little bit of batter in Well, hey doing a bit that I think it's ready. It's ready to go in What should we go with first? Should we go with cabbages cream egg or should we go with Snickers? I think we'll go with Snickers because that's got I can that's got potential to To burst everywhere. I should go both at the same time. Yeah, we'll go both That's what we'll do. We're not here to much. We're not here to muck about We're here to cook sweets in wood Right mate that look at that little scraplet that looks good All right, let's get you you'll have a look though. Yeah, so let's get you down in it. Right I'm going in Going in with Snickers because that's what I think that's gonna be the best The best of the two I'd imagine cabbages cream egg mate In a while it's one of them youths Cut your stuff in flour Well, you want to wet it first Top tips here we go. So just a little bit of water on your Egg and your snickers. I mean it sounds weird me even saying that doesn't it a little bit of water on there and then into your flour This will just help the batter to to stick to it right and then into the Into the batter you ready nice and gentle Okay He's weird. Yes. I know That cream egg in she goes. Whoo They've stuck to each other that's not necessarily a bad thing right I've separated them go on my beauties What you don't want to do is burn them You don't want to burn them and then Have it raw in the middle. So Not too too fierce. It's hard to regulate heats when you When you're cooking on a bush box look at the light coming through there Can you I don't know if you can pick it up on this thing mate. You can't it's a lot more It's a lot more beautiful in real life Man, this is looking good We're revolutionizing it with a Revolutionizing the campfire cooking game right now if this works It's gonna be amazing, but it's gonna be one of them things that you can only ever have a bit like what twice a year because it's gonna be an absolute Heart attack in it deep fried beer battered sweet That's I mean it sounds good on paper doesn't it if we're if we're honest But that's the real deal look at that mate And there's me egg. There you go. This is what I call a productive day the normie landscaping jobs and I'm deep frying Cabbage cream egg is that stuff leaking out of it look it's gonna be there's a bit of blackness on there I thought that might happen with that one Thought it might happen with cabbages cream egg That's what I don't want is for them to burst open. I mean that looks about cooked on it. Look at that. That looks Looks tidy, mate. It's really good Right, I think they're ready to come out look at that. Don't tell me that don't look nice look It's working mate Right, they're ready to come out It needs to cool down because you need to take your oil home with you Cabbage cream egg, which is definitely gonna be hot Oh, well, I look at that look at that mate That is good, right brew It's bruised just turning me Me little homemade northern monk and penny stove, but look at that And I've dusted it with a little bit of Anyway, all to me. All right, let's have a They've turned out pretty well to be fair. Look, I'm gonna try the Snickers first without further ado Smells good. Is this gonna scoiled me? No, it's all right. I shouldn't crunchy Well, that is decadent and undecadent. Yeah What's that you ask just a deep-fried cabbages cream egg mate woods that's all and this was the min Oh, it smells mmm. It smells good Let's go in Ah Really are like molten lava really sweet. Oh my god. Yeah, mate. Look at that Yeah, look at that. It's like Willy Wonka's just shot his Dirty boy Having that look Mmm That's the nicest one. Wow That is Delicious, I thought the cabbages cream egg would be a bit a bit sickly, but That was the best one that really works Mmm Excellent Right, I won't need to eat now for the next three months because that is a lot of calories a lot of sugar So it's not good for your ketosis Reminds me of like a sweet crepe. It looks like a crap. I'm gonna put it up. Mmm, right. That was delicious I'm gonna wait till my oil cools down so I can pipe back in the Container and take it out the woods clean down my bush box because What's the dry leaves over it? because I was using the stove and And I had it on my windshield as well There's no spark max. What's the weather sir? It's pretty easy Before me battery goes I didn't think that that would be as good as it was but it was absolutely delicious and I recommend it for anyone who's if you've got a couple of hours to killing the woods and You want to bring your kids out and do something fun or do something fun at home around the campfire or even on the stove That is just a lovely little treat. Oh, it's not healthy. So don't get don't make a habit of it unless you want to set of these But yeah delicious as a little as a little one-off treat so yeah I was recently on a podcast my mate Matt. He's been on the channel a couple of times Russell Brand's Partner for a while that comedy partner and they did a radio show and a podcast and He's done a lot of writing for different comedians And he's started his own podcast and I'd love it if you could all go and have a listen and just support him Not just because I'm on it, but because he's a funny like intrinsically funny man, and he's a good kid He had he's only had Four guests on first one was Noel Gallagher and then a couple of other comedians from from down London way and then your boy the only non-famous person on his podcast and Hopefully we're gonna do another one from the woods live from the woods bush casting right anyway, my battery's going now. So Namaste Take care. Bye. This one's for all you walk back to camera fans