 So we're going to do a little chat. Let's do a little chat. Hey, I think, and I won't take up your time. I got five minutes on the clock. What I want to know is what's important to you and what brought you here. Well, I am trumpetparty.com. You're from where? I am trumpetparty.com. Trumpetparty.com? I love it. Party. Trumpetparty. Now what I do is I take an event and I make it so unbelievable. I'm such a great performer. I'm the best performer ever. A lot of people don't know this about the president. I play piano and I'm a hell of a player. You play piano? I would have never imagined. I make it so personal. I can sing songs for everyone in the audience. You're moving me. I'm very soft. I'm very subtle. It's a side of me that only my family knows. Melania fell in love with me. Very muscular, large hands. Very, very good. So glad you brought up my muscular, large hands. Well, people don't understand when they see me on TV. The TV adds 50 pounds and it shrinks your hands. Yes, it does. A lot of people don't know that. Do you feel like you get a bad rap? Do you feel like you have to look up your shoulder when you're at a place like this? Over here? No, I really don't. I find the people in Tennessee and especially at Politicon, I think they're here to talk about the issues. They're here to learn about the issues and they're here to see other sides of the coin. What's the major issue? That's the one thing I hate about it. There's a lot of fake news. There is a lot of fake news. Would you say that's the big issue? There's so many big issues. The most important one to you is the biggest issue. I think the biggest one for me is really people don't know what an environmentalist I am. I recycle everything in the White House. I go around at night, people put it in the wrong trash can. I take it out of the right trash can. I put it in the blue trash can. That alone makes me a huge environmentalist. That's not bad. Thank you. I appreciate that. Racism is another problem that I don't think we talk. We have to have a conversation. You see race? As I've said many times, I'm the least racist. Here's the problem. Here's where it gets confusing. At least enough to enjoy comedy, right? Exactly. But people don't understand that I'm not really a racist. What I am is I don't like ugly people. And that's what it is. I meet these world leaders from Turkey and they're so ugly. They don't shave and some of them don't wash. And I have to shake their hands. All I can think about is just getting me out of here. They want me to go over to France. When you go for the handshake dance and you pull them in. I pull them in. And they got the bad BO, the bad ugliness. Is that just a sign of like I can take it? No. That's actually when you see me do that, I actually can't believe. I thought they were going to smell and I'm pulling them in. Because I'm like, wow, what are they wearing? Because they don't smell bad. No. I just want to be sure that they don't smell. Best thing about America, can you just tell me what it takes? Oh, where's my... There it is. We are all pro-America here. But like, best thing about America, let's leave. Of course. That's a hell of a hat. Thank you, thank you. I got it. What is like the absolute best thing about America? The best thing about America is any town that I'm in. People are so friendly and I can get hamburgers. That's the best thing. Yeah. In any town, basically. In any town. I can get a great hamburger, a great Burger King burger, McDonald's burger. I can tell you right now a lot of the things that we do here is we ask, try to ask a thought-provoking question. Yes. It might be counter, not necessarily a point of view, but like, what's the worst thing about America? Right now I think the shameful part about it is the Democrats are wasting a lot of money and a lot of time when we could be helping people in Congress and they're wasting it on this frivolous, I mean they're saying I did a quid pro quo. I'll admit to the quid. Maybe even the quah. Maybe I did the quah. But I don't think I did a quid pro quo. I just don't think and they're wasting a lot of time and we could be moving along and helping Americans. Sure. That's what frightens me the most. Ultimately it's the Americans that are the most important thing. What do you think is the most important thing? I would love to have a greater love for science in our country. Science. Yeah. You know, I'm a stable genius and I do believe in science when it comes to my own body. Yeah. But a lot of other science has gotten very political. Yeah, it has been. Very, very political. It's gotten very political. Obama like what people don't, so I reversed Obama's LED. We were having a lot of things where people were saving millions of dollars on lights and light bulbs going from 100 watts down to like 11 or 12 and they thought they were getting the same light. But the science, and we can talk about this. Sure, sure, sure. The science is those lights made my hair like orange. And that's the science of it. So I had to cut it out. So I had to cut that. I had to reverse that with an executive order. I take my magic marker. In fact, I brought it here. As you can see, it's a very large magic marker. It's a very big marker. So I'm ready to do an executive order right here if I have to. Oh man. How about this? A tariff on podcasts might be my next move. I'm thinking of a tariff on podcasts. Who do you think is going to win the next election? Well, I don't really read the news much. So I don't really follow it. But I like Warren. I like Warren a lot. Are you aware that you're running as well? That's right. I am. I'm so confused because this impeachment is just taking so much out of me. Bernie has got the ticker problem. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Time bomb when it happened. He looks good, but I think people don't believe his teeth are that white or his hair. I mean, you can go back 25 years. He had no hair. It's just not good. No, hair is very important. Very important. I think Boot Edge Edge is a very unusual looking guy like Eddie the Munster. And there's just a lot of riff-raff in that whole thing. But I think Warren has got it together other than her Indian problem. In fact, I just did a quid pro quo to India. I called India because I think she's going to probably try to say she's from India. So I'm asking them for a full investigation into Warren. Or I'm not going to do something for them. I haven't figured out what that is yet. I really enjoyed this chat. Thank you so much for having me. Doctor, if I might call you Doctor. You may. Matt, would you be happy to use your big executive hand to give me a John Hancock? The John Hancock on this? Yes, sir. Where would you like it? Right on the top? Right on the top of that, sir. Like all, no, just right on the top of this. Okay. That is trumpetparty.com. Nice. Come and check it out. I'm going to give you a card right now. trumpetparty.com. Check out all the videos. Awesome. Thank you. All right. Cool. Thanks so much. I really appreciate it. This is the first chat I've had where my cheeks have been hurting. Smiling so hard. That was really great. Brought out the best of me.