 How about this for retail? I just realized I pulled way too badly here. Oh, this is bad, I might die. I'm dead. Got a shield. Run. Why are they all on me, man? Yeah, I'm gonna die. Oh! No, there's a bear! That's it. I ran into a bear. Wait, you died? Yeah, I died. No way. It's over, boys. No fucking way. It's over. That is the saddest death ever, dude.