 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Christmas Special Jake. Christmas Special Jake. Christmas Special Jim. What a time to be alive. Praise Lord be with him. New song? Everyone write the next line you think should be in that song. I'm not a god guy. How are you doing? I'm good. Yeah. How are you? Alright. Okay. Alright. Let's talk about the sports. Jim, your Grinnell men's basketball team took 111 shots Thursday. Why is that interesting? They were all three pointers. For those of you sports fans, you may remember Grinnell, if I'm saying that right, in 2012, they kind of set the world on fire because Jack Taylor scored 138 points in a game for them. Was that an experiment too? Yes, they're the experiment team. So they only let Jack Taylor shoot? Is that what they did then? That's what they did then. I mean, now the whole team gets to shoot. But only threes. But only threes. Imagine the ref at one point just blows the whistle or like he's like, you were on the line. That's a two. That would piss this coach off. You're out. Ref should have done it. If you're the team that- Ref should have done it. How do you defend when you play against Grinnell? You know what, I take it back. I hope they run all these experiments on the same team every year. Right. So like- Just one team. Who'd they play? They played- Oh, this was a big game against Amaius Bible College. Amaius Bible College. Every time they play Amaius Bible College at the Darby Gymnasium, they play the Darby Gymnasium, they're running some sort of experiment. Right. So that team is just like, well, shit. Yeah, every time they shoot one. Either one guy's going to take every shot, whatever. This is going to suck. This is going to suck. They won. So good for them. They won by a lot. So good for them. How long did it take for the Amaius Bible kids to like figure it out? Like guard the perimeter? Right. Like that's the thing that would be fun on my end. Like get every rebound. If I'm the opposing coach, I would scream at my team to make them force a two. Like guard everyone at mid-court. Who cares? If they take a two, you've won. You've won. Yes. Jim, speaking of- Bibles. There's almost a breakdown. Oh, this is tough. Yeah, this wraps going to hell, speaking of. Oh, Hades. Put some flames, Zach. The Georgia 3A state championship was rigged. And no one knew about it. Come on. That's a teenage girl. I mean, this is the worst blown call. It's not a blown. This is not a blown call. It's a wrong call. It's an intentionally wrong call by an umpire who's suspect. Sus. Now here's the top down angle. The guy did not score. He's down at the two yard line. Now if you show the sideline angle, the same angle that the referee's looking at, he's down at the two yard line. The ref runs in, says touchdown, and this sealed the victory for Sandy Creek over Cedar Grove. You Creek over Grove guy? Would you rather live in a creek or a grove? I think I'd rather live in a creek as well. Good creek, man. More happening. Are you kidding me? Yes. Anyway, there's no replace. And they're like, do replace or have untainted referees. And they decided neither. Zach, this is going to make you a little sad. This is very sad. Because it's not like, oh, maybe it's just like, oh. Oh, this sport ding event was rigged. How many high school kids like just hang their hat on something like that? We, you know, my high school won the championship myself for a year. But I think even the kid who scores the touchdown feels bad about this. Like you can't really like. Oh, that's interesting. You can't. No. He wasn't close. The defenders get up in the video and when the ref goes touchdown and they just go like, what? Yeah, that's really sad. This wasn't a fair game. Yeah. I thought. Oh, those kids' lives are ruined. They don't believe in anything. You shouldn't. It's because nothing's real. And no, this is a problem. This is bad. What are we going to do? How can we fix this? I don't know. Oh, I'm not around. Sad. One thing you can do is manage your finances at rocketmoney.com slash dumb. Back to the more sports. Zach, you brought this one to our attention because this is what you were watching over Christmas. The televised HVAC competition. Now, we've discussed things like this in the past. There should be more competitions. Like if you're the best HVAC person in the world, we should be highlighting you. Yeah. We had 15 pros competed live time event and they were judged efficiency, accuracy and overall quality of work. I filmed something like this when I was a corporate videographer. That's what it was. Yeah. I filmed the maintenance game. So it was the maintenance men from all the buildings in Connecticut, Southern Connecticut, and they got together and they competed against each other at like changing the doorknob or getting into a locked building or changing the air conditioning. It was like, well, shit, you got a skill. You should be able to compete against other people with that skill. Right. So I was into it. They were like changing doorknobs so quick. Couple of the names. There's two juniors on the team. Obviously, Lee Morris Jr. and Ricky Curtis Jr. And their dad's one. Yes. The HVAC world is full of families. Probably a father-son tournament. Know how we like we make stories about sports because you have to and it's like, oh my God, can you believe this? In quotes in the article, it says, I hated crawl spaces. Oh, I hate crawl spaces. So they overcame that to help win the HVAC games. Crawl spaces? Big. Super mid unless you're a little kid. Yeah. But that's because you can get out. We get stuck. I can't flap my arms like this. Oh, I'm out. You know, when you're like in a tight space and your arms are close again, you're stuck here. I freak out. What's the not sports you're telling me about? I heard it's for the birds. Yeah, this bird is shitting all over the Sony building. I just think this sucks. Just it's just like if you look at the building. Yeah, it's covered. You know, window washer. I'm sure the window washer pays good. It's like a crazy job. You gotta say, I hope they're getting paid decently. You're a window washer of like high rise buildings and stuff. And some of those things, if you do it right, you get over time. You end up collecting really good. My main takeaway was some window washers see this and go, fuck yeah. Ooh, all right. Like there's window washers that are calling the Sony building like, cancel your guy. Yeah. Because I'm going to do a better job on that. I'm eager to clean that bird shit. And there's other window washers that are like, fuck. Yeah. I like when it's just like, dusty. Right. Also, do you think this was planted by who's Sony's rival? JBC? Is that from the 90s? I jumped to the birds and I was thinking that this is kind of like a nice bird mecca. If there is a bird, what's one of the apps where you find out stuff to do in a city? Like if you're a bird in the city, it's like, ooh, should we go poop on the Sony building with the other birds? This is nice. But I don't know enough about bird apps. That's the not sports, which brings us to the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the year. And it goes to Zach. That is dead. Now you have to kill yourself. You planned that? No. No. We got it on camera maybe. Zach. That is dead. So there might be an angle for you. I don't like that. Holidays. That was the Weekly Dumb. This episode of the Weekly Dumb was brought to you by Rocket Money, formerly True Bill. Rocket Money is an all-in-one finance platform. Helps you save more and spend less. 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Whose has more of an outfit right now, Zach? Why, he looks like he drinks whiskey at work. You look like someone from the Midwest visiting the city for the holidays in like super sight. Your sleeve length is bad. That's true. Man, it's perf.