 Well, you asked for it, well technically I asked for it, anyway. I'm not editing any of this, I'm just gonna give you this video which you can download and you can edit it however you wish. You wanna make YouTube poop? You may YouTube poop, you wanna make fancy ringtone? Is that a thing anymore? No? Do that anyway! You wanna, you wanna make it, make sexy? You wanna make sexy? Gemma, Gemma's on the floor, she says no, don't make it sexy. I'm gonna start off with just Jack, then work my way through. Clearly there's a favourite though, because everyone had about maybe one to sort of four on average. Ten and a half, twenty. The War Chief is the master. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage, Gemma Reeves! So Gemma is about, for the first time, she has not seen them before. I have a look at the picture of The War Chief. There he is. Do you think this is- That's the master. That's a hundredth of the master. Could you tell the camera, The War Chief is the master. The War Chief is the master. There we go, now you have it from the, from the Gemma's mouth. Thank you for coming on the show, Gemma. Thank you. That's much appreciated. Good bye. Ladies and gentlemen, Gemma, Gemma Reeves! I need to tell this Harry, whoever the fuck they are, that they're a piece of shit. Dalius deserves more credit, Harry! There we go. The only reason I'm wearing this t-shirt, Josh. Buy this lovely t-shirt! Buy this lovely t-shirt. There you go, Josh. You have options, thanks to the wife. Paraco, on brand I see with some adventure games quotes, sure. 1963, such a good year. You know, we can go see The Beatles play in 1963, but the Ice Age is only a click away on the dial. You're lucky I have these memorized anyway. What? Not Ringo. Why doesn't anyone ever want to meet Ringo? Gemma's eating sweetheeds on the floor. Sorry, I'll take them up next. You know, I wouldn't have considered that, then again, why would I? 1963. Sorry, who are you supposed to be? Matt Smith or David Tennant, because you're doing Matt Smithy. That's because it's a Smith quote I have to say as Tennant. Which fan audio career, stop making me fucking do that. It's so difficult. Sorry, I understand now, but I could tell. 1963, The Beatles' first two albums, Sean Connery as James Bond, The Kinks, The Rolling Stones, Mary Quant, John Steed and Kathy Gale. Did I get that? Yeah! Oh! Right now, out there, London is the coolest place, not just on Earth, but the whole galaxy. Good. I'm glad you didn't just give me the whole city of the Dalek script, otherwise I would have had to hit you with my fist. Jibber, your laptop went to sleep. Quick, fix it. Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it. Ah! Sorry. Fucking hell. With Blackpool as the background. I'm not making the background. You do that! He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy. I don't have all day, I have three hours, then we have to go see baby Harry. I got knocked laugh whilst I'm saying it. Fuck. It's not even that funny. Donna. There's another one, Paraco! It's another Amongus! Donna, I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry, but there's an imposter among us, and the only person who's been in the TARDIS Electrical Club, I'm calling a meeting! I don't, I haven't played the game. That's it! Oh, good, okay. Yeah, you called a meeting. Oh, I did it! Wow, I'm so proud of myself and don't want to die. Damn, you, you sneaky, you sneaky memesters! Hippity hoppity, get the fuck off my property! I mean it, Donna! I'm terrified of what this is going to be used for. Oh, why is it so, no, I can't do that. That's so fucking long. Ashurath, why? I'm not doing this all in one take, by the way. Oh, I get it, it's the hungry earth quote. Why is it with you lot, and giving tenant, Matt Smith quotes? Stop it! I'm the doctor. Move your mask. Oh, you are. No, really, you are. I don't remember the rest. A remnant of a bygone age on planet Earth. Oh, and by the way, a beautiful bit of transport. Geothermal. Geothermal currents project- Fuck you, why is it so long? Geothermal currents projecting you up through the network of tunnels. Gorgeous! I'm not doing the rest. You should know better. It's for some big finished covers. Okay. Uh, that's a bit- Bo. Is this- Is this good for you, Bo? A button more. Oh, sorry, yeah. It's two new buttons. Uh-huh. Is this what you want? Is this- Is this what you want? Jack from Nerdden. Be sure to subscribe. You bastard. Is that what I am? Is that what I am to you, just an advert? Fine. Be sure to subscribe to the official Nerdden YouTube channel for some poggers leak content. How dare you? How dare you make me say poggers as Tenon? He doesn't know what that means. I feel used. I just have to strip for Bo, and now I'm saying about poggers content for Nerdden. Oh, it's Oliver. Hello, Oliver. You have my sword. And after Gimli says my axe. Oh, okay. I just have to put- And my screwdriver. Yeah, I need the screwdriver. You have my sword. And you have my bum. And my axe. And my screwdriver. You know, it's pretty decently getting me out of trouble, so... Was that poggers? I don't know. Oh, it's Jude. Hi, Jude. Been a while. Hey, dude. I'm good. Weirdly, I'm good. I'd be proud if you dinged my bum. Happy? I hope so. I feel good. I don't have the blue suit, so just feel free to colour correct it. Barefoot on the moon. You're not getting a shot of my feet, though. I'm not showing you my feet. That... Is this a trick? Feet pics. No, I'm not showing feet. Only fans. If I start on only fans, you better subscribe. I genuinely want to do that one day, just like as a cosplay one, because I think that'd be really funny. If it was like sexy tenon, you know, and like people got to take, you know, subscribe for the lewd content. Unlike Bo, who requested it, and I did it for free. God, I'm such a slut. Am I being used again full ton films? Hello there. I hope you're sitting comfortably, because up next is the official trailer for Doctor Whom Trouble in the Timelines. Enjoy. Now, that was some saucy content. I should be really creepy smile at the end there. That wasn't creepy. That's supposed to be sexy. My wife! I'm not supposed to be sexy as well. What's my sexy smile? Recreate it for me now. I can't! Do it. I'm not presuming it. Do it be like... Excuse me. See, this is at least mixing up. It's tenon doing McCoy quote. I know. That's the hard part, doing it as tenon. Here, he's talking into a device. I'll talk into the sonic. All powerful, crush the lesser races, conquer the galaxy, unimaginable power, unlimited rice pudding, et cetera, et cetera! Over to you, Dave. I'm about to commit mass genocide, not for the first time and not for the last. Compensating. Every generation, it's a lottery. Oh, I did not nail it that time though, didn't I? Wow. One take. That's all you get. One take is all it takes. Oh, that's an actual song. I thought I made that up. You are a bitch. Now do it as tenon. Coward. You're supposed to be the rose to mine, doctor. You know, roses are a charm. Gemma is not a hashtag. I want to see it in the comments. Gemma hashtag is not a charm. Gemma hashtag is not a charm. Shut it. If we're going to get married, I'm going to need you to shut your fucking job. Oh, no. You're the Georgia tenon to my tenon then. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? If a woodchuck could chuck wood? There you go. See? Thought you'd trick me up. Oliver. How much olives could a Oliver chuck chuck if an Oliver could chuck olives? And the other to, oh, okay. So there's two, oh fuck. I am going to have to, that's fine. I'll figure that out later. So it's me talking to me talking to me. Okay, so this is my crap 14 look. You're the tenth doctor. You're the tenth doctor. I'm the tenth doctor. Is there any other tenth doctors I should know about? Can't really. Can't really walk off screen. Who are you supposed to be? The metacrisis 10. The one that Rose fucked. Yeah, the spare one. Oh, right. Okay, I understand. So it starts off as 11, but then Mari. Mari, you changed your mind. You can't change mine. So I need to do all of them. I don't know what that is. I have to look it up again because it's just a picture. I can't do the link. I'm not going to remember all that. And I think you know that. I know it's only 20 seconds. The rats. We're the rats. We're the rats. We shock. We pray. We're the rats. You're Mari. God, you're lucky. You're talented on. I'll do it again. I'll do it with more, with more gusto. Mari, it's a catchy song that is stuck in our heads, but I refuse to remember the lyrics. Rats. We're rats. We're the rats. We pray at night. We shock. Good night. We're the rats. I'm the giant rat. Who makes all of those rules? Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into. That's going to be so bad when I put them all together because if I've got to do that now, it's Eccleston and Smith. How dare you? I mean, this is the worst costume so far. I look like Kim Possible. Go on, Snape. There you go. My power. Wait, Davros only has one arm. Shit. It's over, Davros. Eye of the high ground. You underestimate my power, Doctor. Don't try it. Damn you, Doctor. This is someone's cake. Don't throw it in my face. Throw it here. You're going to throw that in my face. Oh, it's Jack Alexander. You're too tall. Get shorter. Love you. You, son of a gun. You are predictable. Jack Reeves is the worst, Jack. Jack Alexander, by comparison, is far superior. I mean, for example, Jack Reeves? Jack Alexander, you get it. If I had to describe Jack Reeves in two words, it would be Jack off. This is going to be taken out of context, isn't it? Yeah. To be fair, even in context is bad. I need to, no, I need to stop doing it. Gemma, I help. I can't stop. I just can't stop. But hey, married life. A cyber bloke. Give me an easy one. Thank you. Just hello, car. Is car a person, or am I saying hello to an automobile? Hello, car. Do you know what this is from, Gem? The bingo-bongo-dingle-dangle. Yeah. Then I refuse to tell you if you don't. Oh, well, that thing where he had to, like, make up some words, like he was talking in blinks. Very good. Not blinks, though. It is not blinks. It is not blinks. Oh, no, it's the other one. Which one? Oh. Describe it if you don't know the name. Come on. Make me really horny. Like when they were talking about... Who is the message to? Rose. It's Martha. It's Martha. It is. They were talking about going to... Why would he have to pre-record a message? He could just say, not quite. He didn't die. He kind of died. It was the family of blood, where he became human. Oh, where he became human. You ditzy bitch. Don't call us. What am I supposed to say? Now, let me get on with this. The viewers at home have suggested it, so I have to record it. Bingle, boggle, dingle, dangle, lickety-two, lickety-tar, ping-pong, lippy-tappy-two-tar. I hate how I know all that. Oh, two hearts. I'm beating out a samba. I feel like I was just humping the air. I'm on it. I honestly might go to the next MCM as this. I'm genuinely tempted. If I can find a... If someone can give me a little heart and a wig, I might do this for MCM, just for a laugh. Gemma's not going to act at MCM, so if anyone wants to... Oh, Gemma will. If anyone wants to take Gemma, then we're going to... If anyone wants to cosplay as Gemma. Yeah? Yeah! Hi, Valeria. First doctor singing, I'm a Barbie girl. I am a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Life in plastic is fantastic. Let me do it to the tomb this time as well. I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic. There you go, you get both. Two for one. This is like a tongue twister, my boy. I'm William Hartle, I can't do this. I'm old. I am the master of the entire universe that lies on the universe. And the universe is what I do not save. That took way too many goes. Thank God Hartle just sort of umbs and ars a lot anyway. Gemma, do you know this song? Capybara! Capybara, capybara, capybara, capybara, capybara! Capybara, capybara, capybara, capybara, capybara! Capybara, capybara, capybara, capybara, capybara! I am now Mr. Hyke. On a one and a two, stop your tick talking. Make sure to listen to Who La La, a Doctor Who podcast. That was Delphon for You Will Die In My Hands. Felt like I was in a cabri's advert. Gemma, do you know who it's time for? Who's after Jonathan Pertwee? No, thank you. Oh, you know who it is? No, thank you. Oh, you like it? No. Aha! Aha, it's Gemma's favorite, it's Thomas Becquere. Tell me how much you loved my Thomas Becquere. Well, Davis, aren't you a scoundrel? Me and the boys eating messy sandwiches, sneaking around with big binoculars looking for girls, and letting everybody know who runs this TJ Maxx. Well, you're never fucking useful when it's important. This is a very difficult video for Thomas Becquere to make, but I need to apologise. I didn't appear in the five Doctors I know I refused. It's a very simple reason that I'd like to get down recorded for you all. I think Peter Davison is a prick. This is an excellent choice. Barbecue sauce all over your anus. Deluge. I don't get this bit. Are they in the car, or are they watching a car crash? Because that's how I'm taking it. You've broken it. I'm going to really houser in. And the only thing the fifth Doctor has to do is laugh at someone else. So thanks to the DTS workshop. We can't go, there's nothing to be gained about. McCoy, you idiot! You did my regeneration scene. I really didn't think that was a genuine accident. You have done my regeneration scene without me. You've broken it. Don't just dematerialise. McCoy, McCoy, McCoy! I don't understand anything you just did. Oh, this is where I need to get hit with a banana. Oh, isn't that a shame that Gemma is now asleep where someone has to throw things at me? Oh well, it's Eccleston time. Did I hit you right in the arse? Oi! You need vitamin C in your system. Come here, you. What the? I'm Brunette. I don't have a 15th Doctor outfit, I'm afraid. Matt. So it's just going to be done in 14. Hope that's fine. Well, my female self taught me how to dress for the occasion. I learned it from her. I think you'll find you learned it from me. Excuse both of me! Okay, this one's great. It was a cold, wet night in November. 22 years ago, there was a police box in a junkyard. We didn't know where it would go. An old man took two teachers into time and space. It started off a legend that no one could replace. Doctor Hindistress. Let's all answer his SOS. Doctor Hindistress. Bring him back now. We won't take less. Excellent submission, one of my favourites. You know, I'm glad I took the time to change the trousers, even though you can't see them, but I can't roll my arse. Damn you, Jeremy. Shut up. Rose ran right until she realised that she was running round and round. Remembrance of the Daleks really, really expresses the most memorable race war that the Daleks have ever rumbled. Rihanna, remember me. I can't roll my arse. Now, I know these are two different shades of green, so I'm hoping it'll work. But if not, oops. Oh, I forgot the wig. I mean, this is kind of a mix of Night of the Doctor and Tovey movie. God, this wig is awful. But it's curly and will do in a pinch. What am I apologising for? Is this a Doctor Who Road reference, if so, respect? But I'm just going to apologise for something. Rihanna, I am sorry. I truly am, so I wanted to record this for you. To apologise for, of course, shitting in your toaster. Rihanna, I wish to apologise for my grave error. Of course, that being, eating all of the chocolate. Even though it was clearly labelled as Rihanna, Trevorah Trelynda. I still hate it because, well, I'm a hungry, hungry boy. Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. Right, let's blow up Gallifrey. Oh, Beau needed some more artwork and Alexander suggested McGann, so let's get some, maybe a bit of, maybe even a bit of, and maybe a nice one of the booty. Oh yes, you like that, don't you? Gem is fully asleep at this point. This is another one I could take to Comic-Con, to be fair. Maybe with a better wig again. If you could recommend me a better hardnell and a better McGann wig. I'll forever be in your debt. And I'll give you a kiss on the nose, I don't know. You've asked me to do a pun involving three cans of Fanta Tape together. I'm not gonna buy things for this video, okay? So you're gonna have to edit it in. FANTASTIC! You should not have given me this power, fear the creative monstrosity that is my mind. Game on, fucker. Let's find some banana facts. 30 facts about bananas that will make you go bananas. The banana fruit got its name after being sold wrapped in aluminum foil for 10 cents at the 1876 Philadelphia World Fair. In Kalamazoo in 2011, the construction of a vehicle came to an end. This vehicle was an F, a 150 truck that became the big banana car, at almost 23 feet, 7 meters long, and 9.8 feet, 3 meters long, tall, and this car has a top speed of around 85 miles per hour. That good source of potassium as well! The neighbors now said have children. I feel so bad, but at the same time, do I. Gemma's awake everybody. Welcome back to the world of the awake roads where we're going we don't need roads. Vroom vroom! Clara, get in. We're going timing. I don't have a guitar, so I'm just gonna pretend. I don't have to needle the lyrics. All aboard the toxic gossip train. Chugging down the tracks of misinformation. The toxic gossip train. You're going a one-way ticket to manipulation station. Fuck, Colleen. Oh, you're joking, Gem. Did you want to know what the next one is? The 13th doctor doing the ukulele apocalypse. Two people, two separate people. But now I've got to be 13. All aboard the toxic gossip train. Chugging down the tracks of misinformation. Toxic gossip train. You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station. Well, I hope you like that because I hated it. You know, next time if I ever do this again, I'm just gonna make it a voice recording thing because all this change in the clothes and stuff, I'm knackered. Now they can see the real you. Still, to this day, shocked she used racism to win fascinates me. I didn't actually see the full video of that. Today's just me looking up funny YouTube videos. It's great. It's genuinely not coming up. As it's not coming up, I've just got to make it up. Aye, you, you, oh, he's been locked in Costa. Someone's locked my little shit suit in Costa. Oh, buddy, if only you could work a lock and if only I had a way to unlock doors. Brock, you're locked in there forever. I don't remember how it goes, but it did sound like Jodie. And now I'm at Gallifrey Cabaret. What did they do there? I've never been. You see, you picked 14 assuming I had the outfit. Now it's just some twat in a waistcoat. Everybody subscribe to Who's There, a Doctor Who podcast. Or else I'll just, you know, make Donna forget who I am again and I'll make you all cry. Shout out to the one person who wanted this. Now I'll never know if I was right. You know this, Doctor. For this one, I was like, what am I going to do for the Brigadier? I don't, I need to have a mustache. And then I remembered, I have a mustache. What am I going to do when I can't grow facial hair? I'm five years old. Jokes on me, I guess. Oh, look, I'm a military man. I look like I'm out of the first Avenger. We're in the Captain America musical. What, the Captain America musical? I refuse to be in that unless paid the right price. Someone give me money. I will do anything for money. I'm a slut. No, actually. Anyway, in the Navy. Would you still love me if I was a worm sergeant? Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir. You know, I've been doing this for about two and a half hours. Not done yet. I don't have a Dalek costume. I should. As far as I'm concerned, there's only one way I'm going to be able to do this. Doctor in distress. Someone answer his S.L.S. Doctor in distress. Biggie but now we won't take this. I genuinely can't breathe in that. I don't know if it'll be obvious in the edit, but I'm really orient through these last ones. Not a bad master. Not bad to warn master. Yeah, yeah, good. I did say look for the guy who pays by MasterCard. Or should I say Master? Did you not notice I don't pay my visa, Doctor? It's a good gag. It's a good gag. Dodo. All right, now to make up another costume. Dodo time. I mean, this is easily the worst one yet, isn't it? For God's sake. I only wanted a week's holiday. What happened to Dodo? This is specifically partners in crime, Donna, because it's the easiest one. No, no, not the mind probe. Too soon, man. Still too soon. The Rani. There you go, said it. I mean, this is the best you're getting for Frobisher. The name's Frobisher. No, not John Frobisher. That's the other guy. I'm the Penguin Frobisher, obviously. And let me tell you, I've done a few bad things in my time. I know I'm a detective, but that means I know how to get away with it. Like, there was this one time I destroyed a whole planet. I think it was called Gaely Free with this Time Lord guy. Oh, it was sick, let me tell you. And the best thing is, like I said, I'm a detective, so I know how to get away with it. What do you mean the law enforcement's recording this? All right, Gemma, what do you think of my new character that's not even close to the reference image? I thought you still had that green jacket of yours that would have been exactly right, but we don't have any green jackets. So this is what you got. Is that good? Back blast, back lash all bounce back and destroy everything. God, that one was hard. How dare you, trev. One more to do, and it is somehow the stupidest. Well, it's a good thing I still have this, isn't it? As my uncle used to say, with great power comes great responsibility. Well, this is a provocative way to end. I hope you enjoyed. I hope you enjoyed your nap down there, Gem. Yeah, it's great. Enjoy the memes. I want to see them. I want to see those memes. And, um...