 But hello, it is almost the middle of October and we promised Sherm we would get This story recorded because he wanted us to do it. And then we were like, well, this is 90% us 75% Courtney It's cool It's cool be great for my auto book recording thing debut Good times. So I mean, that's almost what we do with entwined rhapsody But yeah, so we've had requests to do Locke's proposal partially because it is so crazy and We're not why would I mean parenthesis parenthesis parenthesis. Oh, yeah, that's that's the plural of But I just want a single go that's where the word looked weird Anyway Very sleepy But we're gonna get this recorded ready for a quick run out of it. We Oh, it's 19 pages It's okay. This one's me you say these words. Oh, I oh I get to like say the item number. Yeah So that's why I like we get to hear Like this is just you talking We got this So, right, I won double check the key because I made this key a month ago and have forgotten I've totally looked at it Right now Okay, so that's that's Sherman. Yep That's Sherman. That's Sherman. That's me you you and me. Okay me Me and you there's differences. Okay There's also so are you talking at same time as Logan and Logan talking at some times airy is different from Logan and airy together That is how complicated this stupid piece is I'm not sure what the key means, but I'm pretty sure we're just gonna get to it and then I will understand Yeah, also this one is Sherman. Okay, and this was Sherman and this one was gonna be Culver when I was gonna go Record at your house and this is us plus whoever else we can get to record that line We get to it. I mean, is that something what you'd have to record together? Are we just gonna record record separately? And I just overlay I mean, I have no idea how this works. I actually have some idea. I've seen the program and things page zero This is why we're doing this together. I know All right Sherman Sherman Sherman picture on screen Sherman Did has Sherman done a pronunciation at this word yet Is Sherman done teaching his lesson It was think it was like Yeah, no, I've looked up that word and it's the same as um that that thing Are they able to see that word did they have any idea what we're talking about I Can go into the thing and go this word why? For those of you who are watching I don't know for the I think this one you were right now. Who's watching us? Isn't anyone watching us? Do I know you? Who are you? But can we look that up? Me I'm watching oh Oh The delay is weirding me out. Yes, we can click here and then there's no delay. Okay Um Oh a 30 yard time. He's good. We can ask Sherman how to pronounce one of the words because uh Sherman how do pronouns Now let me see if he's done that one skip yet Because I know there is a recent skip that had that And I'm assuming since he's done all of the other skips leading up to that one He's done that one or will do that one and should have this answer for me Um Why am I not just going to my subscriptions because I've subscribed To uh site 42 Hang on. Okay. I can look up. I can look it up I just have to skip to it uh poly on Look about to say Apollo then change your mind I like it a poly on. I know he'll say it in this one He had a voice thing too it it does At least the mobile. Yeah, doesn't it on mobile? This is thrilling A poly on okay a poly on okay. He totally said it in one of his creepy distorted voices though. Ah A poly on oh, that's not the screen. I want it all I want to see so am I supposed to be super scientific here scientific series voice scientific series voice. Okay I'm also going to put a clap in so I have a marker for this audacity starts Do I say skip or do I say scp scp? Okay, I didn't know what the normal we say we say skip informally Cool. Oh sure. I'm gonna send a clip. I will let everyone listen to it Or not because I didn't hear it at all. I heard it A poly on okay, let's do this Item number scp zero zero one object class a poly on special containment procedures Due to its nature scp Do I have to read you the whole thing or just from due to its nature due to its nature? Yeah Due to its nature scp zero zero one cannot be contained Due to its nature scp zero zero one cannot be contained survivors of the scp I swear I could read Sherman, how do you do this? All right survivors of the scp 001 event stationed within secure facilities are to remain survivors of the scp 001 event stationed within secure facilities are to remain in contact with one another Personnel are encouraged to attempt to reach site 19 by any means at their disposal Personnel with knowledge as to the whereabouts of the o5 council are to relay this information to the administrator Survivors attempting to travel outdoors must fully cover their bodies in protective clothing Preferably several layers travel by foot should be as limited as possible Cities and man-made structures in general provide the greatest protection formally wooded areas should be circum Formally wooded areas should be circumvented travel by air is preferable above all other methods personnel expect Personnel exposed to scp 001 are to be considered lost Compromised personnel are to be abandoned youth and age youth is Youth was I lost the word Euclid's Euclid's Youth and how do I say the word now he's gone youth euthanization euthanization is not to be attempted Collective instances of scp 001-a I just stopped reading Collective instances of scp 001-a that are of formidable size Are to be avoided at all costs Conductive electrical weapons have proven partially effective at immobilizing instances and may be used for self-defense incendiary Incendiary weapons I say the word right incendiary incendiary incendiary weapons work as well Cryonic Cryonic munitions are the most effective thus far Page one done I'm gonna do this. Okay Testing has revealed that scp 001-a is relatively safe to consume This is only to be considered as a last resort in the absence of other options As scp 001-a may reconstitute within the digestive system only small portions should be consumed at a time to prevent Blockage I need to redo that whole line. No, you just have to go from where you last paused. Okay Only small portions should be consumed at a time to prevent blockage Personnel stationed at site 19 are to pursue research consider Personnel stationed at site 19 are to pursue research concerning off-world colonizations shuttle Shuttles must be constructed as to not allow light to penetrate the interior Description scp 001 is the designation given to the sun after event on Resulting in Is that approximately approximately okay Resulting in approximately 6.8 billion casualties within the first 24 hours The scp 001 effect does not seem to result The scp 001 effect does not seem to result from exposure to Ultraviolet rays, but rather from the light spectrum. Approximately But rather light in the visual spectrum But rather light in the visual spectrum. Approximately 3 390 it's the words I'm looking for Do you know what an M is? Because I don't either. It's nano something Do too Also, do you like a bottle of water? That would probably be a good idea room temperature or cold room temperature According to Caleb Hiles. I should uh Yes, also, I just I prefer room temperature water. So same here. My coworker likes to tell me I'm drinking tepid water That that sounds a lot better Okay, it's a nanometer One tepid water for you One tepid water for me Cool. So then I'm stopping and starting a lot. I do the same thing. My poor viewer's had to watch me spend like an hour and a half trying to get done Something that turned out to be about 10 minutes long Nope, this year has to be covered. This year has to be open because all of the noises Are gonna come from over. I have this plugged in, but it's not actually connected to anything right now Just my phone. Okay I'm still kind of in the frame All right, so I'm gonna just start back from The Try to start back from the description up to you and then I'll if you want to I listen and just choose the best bits of everything Anyway, okay, so I'm just gonna restart the description and go from there Description when there's not a sound of an opening It's kind of like cotton quieter Description SCP-001 is the designation given to the sun SCP-001 is the designation given to the sun after an event on Resulting in approximately 6.8 billion casualties when the Resulting in approximately 6.8 billion casualties within the first 24 hours The scp-001 effect does not seem to result from exposure to ultraviolet Rays, but rather light in the visual spectrum Approximately 300 Approximately 390s to 700 nanometers Approximately 390 to 700 nanometers The effect is similarly The effect is similarly Similarly, I can't say what the effect is The effect is similarly. Similarly. Similarly. I can't say word sometimes Similarly, similarly Why are certain words hard? They shouldn't be. It's okay. Remember envelope and enveloped. Yeah The effect is similarly similarly the effect is similarly present in moonlight Upon contact with visible light produced by the sun living organisms Upon contact with visible light produced by the sun living organisms liquefy at the point of contact Sorry, I just realized how odd that sounds I understand why but okay upon contact with visible light produced by the sun living organisms Living organisms living organisms liquefy at a point Living organisms liquefy at the point of contact with the effect spreading until the entire organism is converted Visually, this is reminiscent of melting wax the time takes The time this takes The time this takes is largely dependent on the level of exposure and the size of the organism Do that one again? Yep The time this takes is largely dependent on the level of exposure The time this takes The time this takes is largely dependent on the level of exposure and size of the organism Despite this reconstructing at no point delivering organisms Restructuring that reconstructing Despite this restructuring at no point delivering organisms perish Upon completion these organisms scp 001-a take on a gelatinous consistency Take on a gelatinous consistency modal Motile pronunciation Motile motile. Okay. I'm from Alabama. We don't have fancy words like that Now you're you're never gonna have anyone from Alabama. I'll watch your stream. I'm sorry Okay Motile organism Motile organisms will attempt to orient and Motile organisms will attempt to orient orient Motile organisms will attempt to orient themselves in a fashion reminiscent of their previous form to varying disc to varying disc to varying disc You do this too, right? Do words just get weird? Also, this will be much easier once we get to the not scientific part This is what I had the hardest time doing when I did my Yeah, the skip that I recorded It's fine that I'm doing it scientific, right? Yes. Okay. That is the point at this part Okay, uh, it will also make when we do it less scientific later much much creepier. Yeah So it should kind of degrade as we're going. Yeah, cool Motile organisms will attempt to orient themselves in a fashion reminiscent I said reminiscent really well last time Motile organisms will attempt to orient themselves in a fashion reminiscent of their previous form to varying disc to set to varying degrees of success formally typically flora Flora typically remain physically inert Yet they are capable of photosynthesis yet are still okay. Thank you floral to flora flora typically Flora typically remain physically inert yet are still capable of photosynthesis and still produce oxygen Organisms capable of flight lose the capacity to do so capability I insert words that I like better Because this was meant to be read that's spoken. Yep organisms capable of flight lose the capability to do so fauna remain sentient And display behavior that parallels their non-anomalous Anonymous Anomalous anomalous. Yeah non anomalous non anomalous fauna remain sentient and Ends disc and display behavior that parallels their non-anonym He's had the word And display behavior that parallels their non anomalous counterparts when they are not absorbed into things that I had to keep reading and didn't Dammit Can I swear on here? Yeah, it's too late. I've done it It's fine. It's for a mature audience fauna remain sentient and display behaviors that Parallel their non anomalous counterparts when not absorbed into a collective instance humans retain a modicum of simpians and sapiens and simpians Humans retain a modicum modicum modicum modicum. Those are Humans retain a modicum of sapiens and memory biological anonymous Biological anomalies exposed to xc biological anomalies Biological anomalies exposed to scp 001 are affected in the same manner It seems that exposure null. It seems that exposure nullifies any previously expect It seems It seems that exposure nullifies any previously expressed anomalous characteristics Due to their composition instances of scp 001-a I haven't been saying dash at all. Have I been saying yeah, you've been saying dash. Okay Due to their composition instances of scp 001-a that may contact with one another may combine and blend Due to their composition instances Due to their composition instances of scp 001-a that may contact with one another May blend and combine and that's not it Do to their composition instances of scp 001-a that may contact with one another I said may not make Due to their composition instances of scp 001-a that may contact with one another may combined and blend at a monic You can probably go from one another. Yeah With one another may combined and blend at the molecular level May combined and blend and a molecular level not past tense for combine. Okay With one another may combined and blend at the molecular molecular May combine and blend at the molecular level It sound odd. Try just saying molecular We can't do it now at the molecular molecular molecular molecular level blend at the molecular level. Yes This does not seem to cause any pain or distress to the instances Though the resulting bulk can inhibit movement Since the scp 0 Since the scp 001 event most instances have congregated into such collectives Which seems to possess no maximum value Which seem to possess no maximum volume. That's the one. Yeah, which seems to Which seem to possess no maximum volume Page two there's only two more paragraphs of crazy science jargon. Yep Water break The resulting biomass is amorphous and chaotic the composition The component organisms will shift between a The component organisms will shift between a full to semi liquid state limbs and bodies will carry limbs and bodies will rise periodically from within the mass for a short duration before deteriorating and being subsumed by another life form Before deteriorating and being subsumed by another life form sound okay in a second time. Okay Collective give me subsumed again just that word subsumed Being subsumed by another life form Collective instances will locom locomot locomot. Yeah collective instances will locomote by using their appendages in tandem to carry their mass Collective instances will locomote by using their appendages By using their appendages in tandem to carry their mass Larger instances will form a Pseudo pod. That's the word I want larger instances will form a pseudopod sudo pod. I don't even know what that word was. I'm sorry. Su-do. Su-do. You do? Do what? Larger instances will form a sudo pod. Larger instances will form a sudo pod from their composite life forms and drag themselves about in a similar fashion to amoeba. I don't even know what I just said. You can go from... see how's your cadence been? Larger instances will form a sudo pod. You can go from their cons-consint-consintuit. Consintuit. Consintuit. Consintuit. I can't say the word. It's gone. It's out. It's the word, Seema. I lost the word, too. It's the people that politicians are beholden to. Consintuit. That's it. I had to... I had to go there. Larger instances will form a sudo pod. Larger instances will form a sudo pod from their constituent life forms and drag themselves about in a manner similar to amoeba. Where did I even... Okay. Now I get to... I'm getting ready to say like three lines. I'm getting ready to actually talk. Yes. What does this person sound like? Who am I? Am I just just talking? I don't know. Yeah. Well, you're the same person that just said this. Okay. So, cool. Yeah. Just a bit more informal. Yeah. So, you were a scientist giving you a report there and now you're like, okay. Okay. Yeah. Like, that's with the microphone. Okay. Do I say uh-huh or just do the... Yeah. Do whatever would feel natural. This is Dr. Logan Aigata, level three researcher. Due to site 46 possession of several... Is the first line okay? This line? Yeah. Yes. Okay. But do the... Yeah. Yeah. Due to site 46 possession of several... Communicable. Communicable. Yeah. Due to site 46 possession of several... Communicable. Communicable. Am I saying it right? Communicable. Communicable. Due to site 46 possession of several... Communicable. Due to site 47's possession of several... Just in science mode and now it's hard to be normal mode. Due to site 46 possession of several communicable info hazards, we have... We have been cut off from the rest of the network under... I've just changed how I've been reading lines completely now that I've actually seen how I'm supposed to be doing this. Okay. You want to go back from the beginning? Yeah. Let's go back from the beginning. I should be a little bit more concerned because apparently I'm stuttering. Yeah. It's very much a... The re-out now that I've kind of given... Yeah. What's going on? The reality is hitting and oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah. So where I've read this, but I read this when we first... We're all about to start smoking. Oh, do you have your... I don't know where they are. Do you have a thing? So I'll chew the hell up the glue stick. This is Dr. Logan Agata, level 3 researcher. Okay. If I do improvise. Okay. Due to site 46 possession of several communicable... Due to site 46 possession of several communicable info hazards, we have... We have been cut off from the rest of the network under blackout protocol. As such, I'll be updating this as we come across new information. On the bright side, we still... On the bright side, we're still actually receiving transmissions from a few sites. A good number of personnel have made it, it seems. A good personnel have made it, it seems. Some of us are planning to make a break for 19. Some of us are... I have no idea what some are trying to fight the dash means. The dash A's. Oh, the dash A's. Okay. I inserted the period there. Some of us are planning to make a break for 19. Some of us are trying to fight the dash A's. Some, like us, are simply biting their time. Our site is sealed for the time being. We're not ready for the journey, at least not yet. We experienced a containment breach. We experienced a containment breach a few days ago. One of the higher maintenance humanoids broke loose. Son of a bitch compromised half... One of the higher maintenance humanoids broke loose. Son of a bitch compromised containment on half... Half a dozen keters and ran off. They didn't make it more than five feet from the tunnels before collapsing into soup. I watched it play out on the camps. Didn't take long for them to get back up. It's okay that I said mumbly things. Okay, there's a... Yeah, I'll put it in. Okay, much, much better. Not exactly a designated smoking area, but... What the hell, right? Anand? Anand sounds right. Yeah. Commander Anand suited up and went to town on them the next day. Tried to drive them off. Didn't turn out very well, poor bastard. But... Didn't turn out very well, poor bastard. Sounds weird. Sound okay? Okay. It didn't turn out very well, poor bastard. But we didn't learn a thing or two, at least. There's only a few of us left. I'm holed up in one of the offices. Jerry and Director Phillips are somewhere in the barracks. Clyde and a few dees locked themselves in the army with Ari. I really should see how she's doing. I put in radio chatter and brr brr brr brr brr brr brr. Hey, hun. How are you holding up down there? There's a line here that's going to go in. I'm doing just fine, poopsie kittens. I want to know. I want you to know I love you bunches. Knock it off and put her on, dammit. I need to speak with her. Shuffling noises with microphone. Babe, what's wrong? Nothing, nothing. I just wanted to check in real quick. Am I sounding like I'm smoking? Am I doing okay? I'm going to redo that. Okay, I kind of wanted to redo Babe what's wrong, too. Yeah. Okay. Let's go from Babe what's wrong. Because I work on my smoking. Babe, what's wrong? Nothing, nothing. I just wanted to check in real quick. Fine, Babe. Really? I can take care of myself? No, no, I know. I know that. I can't help it though. I can't help it though. I know coming here was never easy for you. And with everything going on, I... Hey, you told me you quit smoking. No, no. Of course not. I mean, I did. I did stop. I don't think I'm the one you need to worry about. I am staying clean. I... What is this word, by the way? Um, it's... Nestics? Yeah, I think nestics, because it's like... Amnestics, I think is what they're usually... Amnestics? Yeah, because it's... Like, you use... Like, it's amnesia. Okay. It's amnestics. It's where you... It's the pills that make you forget stuff. I think we're saying it right. I'm staying clean. I haven't even thought of touching... We just went over this word. Amnestics. I haven't even thought of touching amnestics in a month's. Trust me, I tried to say a month and it didn't work. I know. I was about to say, you might want me to do that, because you... Just a month. I mean... I've only been clean one month. Better than me. You're smoking right now. You're smoking too. You're smoking hot. I haven't even thought of touching amnestics in months. Trust me. I thought I could do it quietly. I did too. These are not quiet water bottles. This is why people use cups and straws. Yeah. Trust me. This is weirding me out, because my... My earphone keeps making creaky noises that I know aren't actually picking up. But you worry that they're picking up. Anyways, since you were wondering... I'm fine. The guys are sitting around playing cards. I'm tucked in the corner with my notebook. I'm gonna do I'm again. Okay. I'm tucked in the corner with my notebook. Okay. Sweetheart pinning a... Just trying to figure out how I want to read this line. Sweetheart pinning a sonnet about my undying love at a time like this. I'm flattered. Is that cover cross okay? Okay. Conversations at the end of the world are hard. Okay. An elegy at the moment. I feel like I'm in the middle of the world. I feel like I'm in the middle of the world. An elegy at the moment. I feel like if I don't keep myself busy doing something, I'll go crazy locked down here. I know what you mean, Han. I'll let you get back to it. I love you. I love you too, babe. Match. And that's all of us. Everyone else was either topside during the event, or they were killed in the breach. Directors' orders are to stay put. Keep an eye on the command. Keep an eye on the cams. Both in and around the facility. We've got the 001Ds? No. So, Logan's turned that into a verb. Oh. So, like, 001D. Skips is what I would assume when you're going informal. Okay, cool. We've got the 101 skips, 101. 001. 001. The 001. Or 001D. How have I been saying it? Skip 001. I've been saying 00. We've got the 001s, 001D. We've got the 001. 001D? Yeah, I feel like 001D sounds slightly more natural. Okay. Still a really... Yeah. Yeah. We've got the 001D skips beating at our front door, and God knows what else locked in here with us. We still have electricity. We should for quite... We still have electricity. We should for quite some time, and the place is stocked with enough supplies to last the side a couple of years. We're going to be fine for now. Everything's going to be fine. It's not. Thanks. You're going to be saying this word a lot, though. Damn it, Sherman. Why couldn't it be Euclid? Or Keter, or Keter, however we want to... Keter. Sounds like Keter. I'm so Ketered. Item number, SCP-001. Object class, Polyon. Sound okay. I didn't hear the A at all. Object class, Apolyon. Special containment... Special containment procedures. No changer submitted. Information collapsed. Description. No changes submitted. Information collapsed. Beep, beep, beep, beep, burp. They've just been sitting out there this entire time calling to us, begging for us to come outside. The noise drew more of them. The noise... You can also say that's however you want. Okay. This is back to you recording your video. The noise drew in more of them. There's... There's this one mess that I'm sure must have been a few dozen people, and God knows how many animals were rolling and roiling. Rolling. Yeah. And God knows how many animals were rolling around inside it. Screams and bleats and screeches and howls nonstop. Louder than all hell. The worst ones make this disgusting moaning like they're actually enjoying it. They're not going to leave as long as they know we're down here. We managed to talk to one of the dees... We managed to talk one of the dees into going out. See if he could... See if he couldn't draw them away. He was surprisingly okay with that plan. All he asked for was a gun and a single round. He made it out there, and one got a hold of him, tried to get his mask off. He managed to work the pistol up beneath his chin in time, got it off. I figured he was lucky. After he felt limp, it kept working out of suit. Fired off the hood and poured itself inside. Began tearing it off of him from within. He came back. Started changing. Dripping out of the suit and screaming and screaming and screaming. They won't even let us die. The director has a plan. There's an escaped tunnel hidden in his office. Tram under the site... Tram under the site will take us to a safe house. We should start towards 19 from there. And have you give me... There's an escape tunnel? Yeah. And I'm just going to redo that whole... Okay. Yeah. The director has a plan. There's an... There's an escape tunnel hidden in his office. Tram under the site will take us to a safe house. We should be able to start towards 19 from there. Also, can you just give me a real quick... He managed to work his pistol up. Yeah. Because I just need up. Yeah. He managed to work his pistol up beneath his chin in time. Just want to make sure I get the... Yeah. Item number. SCP-001. Object class. A polygon. Special containment procedures. Perperperperper. Description. Perperperperper. I have to start crying now. How do I cry? It's very similar to laughing. I'm just going to read what's going on with my life. And Sherman's narrating my life at this point, isn't he? Sherman. Read my pain beautifully. We... The tunnel. Float in through the... Float in through the... Through the ceiling. Dragging. Dragging him to... Dragging them into the... The light. And ripping off their... Their clothes. And... And... Okay. Do I need more? Nope. Okay. Logan. Where are you? Why can't I get back inside? Are you there? Babe, it's all right. I'm all right. Really? It's a bright, sunny day and you're just wasting away down there. Such a beautiful, clear blue sky. Just like that day. Do you remember... Do you remember, babe? You're going to put in the sounds. I don't need to make the sounds. It was so perfect. Everything was how I'd always dreamt it would be. He planned exquisitely. I had never felt so in love. You even had the... You even had the band play our song. And quick pause while I figure out what the song sounds like. Water break. There it is. I've been needing to burp for the past, like, five minutes. Okay, so it's the Beatles. Yeah. And what part of the song is it? Special Way. I feel good in a special way. I'm in love and it's a sunny day. So it's not too far into the song. Alright, this might wind up getting quieted in my Twitch rebroadcast. Oh, this is just karaoke. That's not going to help me even a little bit. I'm complaining to Sherman right now. Like, Sherman, this is hard. In a special way. Love and it's a sunny day. In a special way. Okay, now I'm actually going to listen to the... No, not that. I want to listen to the sexual version now. I feel good in a special way. I'm in love and it's a sunny day. I feel good in a special way. I'm in love and it's a sunny day. I'm going to take two or three takes of this because I hate singing. I feel good in a special way. I'm in love. That was way too early. I feel good in a special way. I'm in love and it's a sunny day. One more. I feel good in a special way. I'm in love and it's a sunny day. Ended up if we want to get back to that at some point, I'm sure. A good day sunshine. Okay, how does the good day sunshine sound? This is where we're all just... We're going to get as many people singing this as possible to make the sound super creepy and awful. I need to sing. What does it sound like? Let me go on my thing. So we're just going to get married to record some stuff, right? It's a good day sunshine. And good day sunshine is just the chorus. It's a sunny day. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Day sunshine. So sun is held out a bit. At what point are you playing it? So I'm on the good... 40. Sunshine. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Do we sing it together or should I sing it by myself? We'll sing it by ourselves. Okay. So I am going to start. I need a couple by myself anyway, because then it's just voices slowly adding in. Yes. So I'm going to cheat and just listen to this. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Just sing now? Not yet. I was just messing with you. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. All right, now you need a couple. Literally just two and whatever voice you want. Okay. I'm just going to listen to this and try singing along. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Is that enough? Do you need more? One more round. Okay. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Good day sunshine. Did I just now realize that it's talking about the sun? Good times. What? He's lying right now. He said he was going to strip at 35 viewers. Where I want to go? I want to close that. That's what I want to do. All right. I'm vomiting off-screen. Good, because I don't want to. I don't want you to either. Yeah, that's upsetting. Item number. SCP-001. Object class. A polyon. Special containment procedures. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b. Description. But despite the things we have to deal with here at the foundation, I've always believed that we would be able to maintain control. Despite the things we have to deal with here at the foundation, I've always believed we would be able to maintain control. We would be able to hold the darkness at bay. That mankind flourished in the light. Site-19 stopped broadcasting last month. It's been getting harder and harder to find a reason to keep going. Especially without... without... I keep going over it again and again in my mind. That day back in the tunnels, there's a mic in my play. Everything that happened, I've gone down there a few times, if only to hear her voice again. But it's wrong. That thing on the other side of the door, it's not her. Not anymore. It sounds like her. It knows everything she knew, but it's not her. This light, it takes your body. It steals your mind. But what about your soul? If this works, if I can bring back something, something the light couldn't reach, I'll post an update here. For now, signing off. Great emotion. Also, you weren't hearing it, but this thing was making boom-boom noises right before and right after this line. It was amazing. Hide from me. It's in the script. I know. I just... I missed that. It was so warm out there. Item. Hurts. Object. Apologize. Special containment procedures, SCP-001 can not... That's you, not me. Can we redo that? I think that's both of us. Yeah, it's both of us. Okay. Together? Yeah. So we say these at the same time, and then this we say together. Yeah. I now understand. It was very clear. Yep. It didn't make sense until I saw it. Special containment procedures, SCP-001 can not be contained. Do it again? Yes. SCP-001 cannot be contained. SCP-001 cannot be contained. Do be contained again? Be contained. Survivors of the SCP-001 events stationed within Secure... Survivors of the SCP-001 events stationed within Secure facilities... Can never... ...are not... ...are two. ...are two. Yeah. And is that you? Yeah. So I say can never and then keep going. Okay. Survivors of the SCP-001 events stationed within Secure facilities are two... Can never truly be with one another. Personnel are encouraged to... ...over themselves and stop thinking they know better. You can't hide down here forever, love. Personnel exposed to SCP-001 are... Aren't people you can just... Abandon. Want to do that one again? Don't hold your R out as long. Okay. So R. Yeah, just R. And then as if you've been cut off. Okay. Personnel exposed to SCP-001 are... Aren't people you can just... I didn't ask for you to save me. It wasn't your choice to make. Euthanization. Euthanization is... All right. So this one's going to be weird because I'm going to do two... And we can layer this afterwards. So I'm going to do a couple of not, not, not, and then we'll do a not together. Okay. Euthanization is... Not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not. To be attempted. And one more just not to us together. Not. To be attempted. Conductive electrical weapons. Why? Have proven partially effective at a mozum. Have proven a mo... emotional? Have proven emotionally effective. Have proven partially effective at immobilizing instances. And may... You... I'm... yep, okay. Okay. Partially effective at a mozum. Have proven partially effective at immobilizing instances. And may... You couldn't stand me seeing me better off. Stand seeing me better off. Incendiary weapons. Hickle. Cryonic munitions. Cryonic munitions. Cryonic munitions are the most effective thus far. Hey, guys! Oh, I'm being hosted by Mikey! Thank you! Hello, Darian! Hi, Bristol! Oh my gosh! All the hype we're getting rated by Mikey's stream. Tuned into the creepiest part of this whole thing. Hey, Bristol. Everyone, this is special guest star Courtney. She forgot. Thank you so much, Mikey. That's awesome. People watching me now. People are watching you now. She forgot that we were streaming this. Because no one's been here. Collective. Shit through the collective. It's cool. You all got to miss me awkwardly singing. Oh, you couldn't stand seeing me better off. They kickle. Oh, cryonic munitions. I said that one. You did. Do you want me to reset? No, it's fine. Personnel stationed at site 19. Have not. No regrets. Neither did I. It's never too late, babe. Description. So there was a lot as the fox say, oh my God. So many noises. They're sorry. There were so many all of a sudden. Follows there. Thank you, Bristol. I'm watching. I'm watching the diabetosaurus stream to see my things. Thank you, Lane. I saw you looking awkwardly ready for church. I liked. I liked the dapper, the dapper source, dapper diabetosaurus. We've come back in time again. We have come back in time. Those are the facial things I'm making. No, there is a delay. I don't stream guys. I just kind of dragged her in. It's ever too late, babe. Description. SCP-001 is the designation given to the sun after we finally became free. The effects are instantaneous, resulting in release from all suffering until you ripped me away. These changes seem scary. I know, despite this restructuring at no point will you die. Thank you again, Mikey. Have fun doing things and thanks for the lurk and the host. And thank you all for coming out and checking this out. I'm sorry that I'm not playing games tonight. This is, oh no, my thing just went away. This is what I do about half the time here on this channel as I record audiobooks. So, thank you guys. That's right, I'm still being creepy. I think you just said I promise or do you want to read it? No, I did. At no point will you die. I don't think I got to I promise. Okay. I'm going to be creepy on you for the I promise. Thank you. I promise. Do you do their composition instances of SCP 001 instances of SCP 001-A that make contact with one another may combined and blend and finally exist. Pause. Thank you, Lane. It is. It's a lot of fun. And if you have never looked at SCP, SCP, there's an SCP wiki. It's also called the foundation. It stands for a thing. Secure Contain Protect. It is all sorts of fun creepy stuffs. This is going on, I can't remember the name of the station. Oh, YouTube, it is site 42. Yes, site 42. So if you want to see the pretty cleaned up version where I make this sound even creepier and we have another person reading as well who owns the YouTube site. He's a pretty awesome dude. He is a pretty awesome dude. So if you're on YouTube, you should check out. You just recently heard of this. Yeah, it's cool. I need to play Containment Breach at some point. Yes. We are going to do that tonight but we also have to write a wedding toast. Yes. So there was no time for games. Which will be like this except less creepy. Less creepy. Maybe more creepy. In times. Yeah, you should check it out. I sometimes get myself lost in it during work which is not the best thing because then I'll be looking really freaked out when a library patron comes up to me. And it's weird to talk to them after that. Thank you. Thank you so much. And yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. I had to play Mass Effect at least once before the wedding but the wedding's next week. But the wedding is Mass Effect themed and I'm made of honor and I promise I would play the game. It's gonna get an hour in at some point. That's the best woman. Which is why we're writing the toast. Yes. Finally, this is okay. This does not cause any pain. Do I still read? Yep. Just to... Part of it's bold and part of it's not. I wish I didn't change any of the bolding or anything. I just recolored. Okay, fine. Right. This does not cause any pain. You wanna do that again? Yes. Just don't pay attention to me talking over you. Yeah. So we're used to just imagining whatever we're doing. It's weird. This does not cause any pain. We should do that though. Do different... We've never done a thing where we had different intonations. Put that in the thing? This does not cause any pain. I was redoing the line. That's fine. You keep going. Okay. Since the SCP-001 event, most instances have congregated into such collectives which seem to possess no maximum value. I started going scientific when I'm not supposed to be scientific right now. I'm supposed to be kind of scientific? Yes. I lost whatever my tone was. You're somewhere in the middle. And then I went too far in the other direction. Since the SCP-001 event, most instances have congregated into such collectives which seem to possess no maximum value. I'm not supposed to be scientific right now. I'm supposed to be kind of scientific? Yes. I lost whatever my tone was. You're somewhere in the middle. And then I went too far in the other direction. Since the SCP-001 event, most instances have congregated into such collectives which seem to possess no maximum volume. Don't be afraid. The resulting biomass is amorphous. Beautiful. Did I just redo that? The resulting biomass is amorphous. Beautiful. The component organisms will shift in and over. Do you want to give me that? And I'll give this, and I will also see if I'm finding it separately, how it sounds. Yeah. Amorphous. I have no idea how I want to go with this stupid. And the words just don't lay over each other really nicely. I mean, it'll sound a little bit better. I'm going to make this a lot more lobby. Yeah. Beautiful. Alright, so this is going to be fun. Yeah. Okay. Okay. The component organisms will shift in and over and around and through. In and out and in and out and in. Limbs and bodies hold never letting go. Yeah. Sorry. I started making up my own words again. Limbs and bodies hold never letting go. Okay. It's hold me. Yeah. Alright, so you do limbs and bodies. Then I say hold. Okay. And then we say never letting go together. Okay. Alright. Limbs and bodies. Hold. Never letting go. All is one. Before deteriorating. Before deteriorating and being subsumed by another life form. All is one. Is one. Got one again. Yeah. Collective instances will locomote by just trying to get close to you again. I want to do that with a bit different, with us being a little bit different on intonations from that one. Collective instances will locomote by just trying to get close to you again. Do we match again? Maybe. How about we do it separately? Okay. Collective instances will locomote by just trying to get close to you again. Just trying to get close to you again. Trying so hard. Let me in. Let me go back. Come back here and do that again. Let me go back. Open attached. Fee-fee-fee-fee-fee-fee. Hashtag. Eight. Hashtag. Open attached. Zerber-derber-der. That's not what that says at all. I'm just going to make random noises. Mary is such a matter at making random noises. Yeah. Mary is our random noise person. Access. Passing and turning in your sleep. Camera shakes. This up begins moving toward her. Someone's moving the camera. Sad it becomes audible and sounds like labored breathing. That's not you. That is the weird amorphous blob. Cool. It is breathing. So now we're going to be having voices doing the... Or like... Whisper. Like the... Whispers. The wind or wishes that you're supposed to whisper the lines, guys. Look, man, safe directions are hard sometimes. That fucking baby is so creepy. Wait, Chad has to know what's happening over here and what is watching us. It's more horrifying in person. I know it doesn't seem like it could be more horrifying, but this is a thing that exists. So that's been watching us this whole time? This whole time. Why did you remind me it was there? I couldn't see it in my peripheral. Because I looked over and I knew it was somehow watching, even though it's backwards turned. We appreciate the concern. Alright, so I'm going to do my... Are you paying attention to this next fetishist for you? But then we need random words to say in the background. Random. Lines. That's not what I wanted at all. We could just... Static. Random text lines. Yes. Randomized lines. Maybe? Oh, no, this is just to put things in and then put random. Yeah, hang on. Random first line generator. He kept absolutely still as the footsteps got louder. The pen hadn't been worth stealing. They couldn't be allowed to fight. He had to think of a way to stop it. You switched accents. That's fine. She knelt on the carpet in her new living room. A big cardboard box in front of her. Unwrapping ornaments. Someone must have seen him because the police threat his door. As he opened the car door, there was a loud... Oh, I love what? Okay, this is going to bother me all night. She wasn't happy about it, but she hadn't been able to recall it for the life of her. Exactly. It doesn't matter. It doesn't need to make sense. It just needs to be the sounds in the background. Just background noise. I do want to have one thing. The shadow. The shadow? Thank you. We should have. The shadow. The shadow. That's just going to be in there. Have fun, Sharon. Please put in the Sherman, are you happy? He doesn't get a choice in this. I'm going to dig our audio. I'm also putting that in. What is the line that ends with Walk the Dinosaur? Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur. Thank you. We're all walking the dinosaur here. All of us together. Come to the light. Sherman, if you were watching this, you could stop some of this, but you're not. You just even have an excuse of it being 10 o'clock at night because he's in California and it's not 10 o'clock at night. He gave us free reign. That was a mistake. A beautiful mistake. Are you paying attention? This next bit is just for you. Will that pick up any of my drinking? I don't know. I have this year covered. Okay. Are you paying attention? This next bit is just for you. I'm also going to try saying this a little bit more like Ari. Are you paying attention? This next bit is just for you. Skeletal hand. No! It's not fair. You didn't have a lot of hair for me to brush your side. Record updated one days ago. What number? SCP-001 Object class. Polyon. Special containment procedures. Burp, burp, burp, burp. Description. She won't stop. She won't go go away. I know I didn't. No. I didn't pick up. I know I didn't. I didn't pick up an info hazard browsing the archives. Tested myself for the dash 4773 4673. Tested myself for the dash 4673 infection. Negative. 5189 is the only other one that uses a print as a vector. Can't be that. I still have all my fingers. So I'm not infected. I'm not, not I'm not crazy. I know. I know the ritual worked. I know it's really her. It's her and she No, no. I can't. You're not. Not you. Not the same. Not you. It's not you anymore. No, no, no. No. It's her. But it's not. What I brought back. Still a part of 01. 01. That's what that meant. What I brought back. Still part of 01. There's no way. No way. No way out. No way. I do that. There's no way. No way out. No way. There's no hope for a future for me. And God, I can't go on like this any longer. I'll be safe here. The light can't reach me. I won't let it in. Let it take me. I was planning on using this until I found some leftover meds. Don't want to. Want to risk calling attention to myself, to my body. Mom. Dad. Ari. I'm sorry. I forgot this part. Beep, burp, burp. Item number. Saffron skies raise the blazing sun. A chance encounter awkward displays. One day my love we'd be as one. I'm also going to do each one twice to do a layering effect. Saffron skies raise the blazing sun. A chance encounter awkward displays. One day my love we'd be as one. Sorry. Object class. With two entwined a set course begun that frantic wild lustrous haze. Azure skies host the radiant sun. Azure skies host the radiant sun. With two entwined a set course begun that frantic wild lustrous haze. Azure skies host the radiant sun. Special containment procedures. Above us beaming as we run. Noises. Noises everywhere around us. Above us beaming as we run. Telling that isle of fervent craze. That day my love we became as one. With future unfolded the life we'd won. Commitment and duty for the family we'd raised. Surulean skies ferry the shimmering sun. Surulean skies ferry the shimmering sun. Above us beaming as we run down that isle of fervent craze. That day my love we became as one. With future unfolded the life we'd won. Commitment and duty for the family we'd raised. Surulean skies ferry the shimmering sun. Description. Buried. That wasn't the worst. Shackled by fate. Overrun by ever growing resent in the lays. Is that the word? Yesterday my love we were as one. Now you lie here the life in you gone in the dark outside of her rays. Crimson skies bear the torch. Our sun today my love will be as one. Do that one again in this voice. You won't make noise when you use it. No, you're going to go out this door. You're going to go to the right. Then you're going to turn right in front of the TV. Then there's a hallway. Go right down the hallway. It's the first door on your right. There's a lot of price involved going there. I'm just going to... I'm going to wait for the door to open and close before I keep going. Push on it. There's dorshing mannequins right now. It catches on the cat's tail there. I tried. It's fine. Now you lie here the life in you gone in the dark outside of her rays. Crimson skies bear the torch. Our sun today my love will be as one. And now for creepy whispering version. Overrun by ever growing resent and malaise. Growing resent and malaise. Yesterday my love we were as one. Now you lie here the life in you gone in the dark outside of her rays. Crimson skies bear the torch. Our sun today my love will be as one. I hate whispering. Whispering is actually for some reason like when you kind of go low in here is one of the hardest voices to get done. Just because it like constricts the fur real bad. I'm also just kind of weirdly lounging this way. You're going to go into the hall first or on your right. Like you're going to go down the hall, the long part of the hall. Ignore the door immediately to your left. Yes ignore that door. There are a lot of doors in the house. It's a closed door. Otherwise the cats will go in. Poor Courtney has never been to my house before. System. Error. I hate doing these ones. This stuff here. I super hate it. I might just say error and then just kind of stutter that out in post. Error. Error. Hashtag at ant hashtag. All right. Well I'm going to wait for Courtney to get back to officially sign off so she can give a wave goodbye. I'm still going to shake my fist at Sherman for not showing up to give us any direction and by any direction I mean to real listen at all. I'm going to stop this audacity recording. File. Save as locks. Prop. I can't spell proposal. Oh boy. All of you see here is system. Error. But yeah. So thank you all for showing up tonight. Another shout out thank you to Mikey for the awesome host. I do love me some Diabetosaurus. I have said it before and I will say it again as always Mikey is my streamer crush as in I very much look up to him in all of my streaming aspirations. So I'm always very tickled when he pops in to say hello and always super super happy and honored when he when he hosts. So thank you all for hanging out tonight. I'm going to keep on rambling until until Courtney comes back. I don't know what my schedule is going to be like for the next week and a half or so I do want to stream a little bit of Mass Effect like I'll probably build a character offscreen and then run a little bit of Mass Effect again just because my best friend's wedding is coming up next weekend and she is doing a Mass Effect themed wedding so that should be fun. And I promised her as the maid of honor I would actually do some Mass Effecting for her so let me get on that. But this weekend I have work and cleaning house hopefully I'll be able to hop on for a little bit tomorrow and play some Dead by Daylight or something with Jude or Goal for the Friends we had a lot of fun with that last week and then then I've got a Bachelorette Bachelorette party that I've been working on frantically and after that is a week of work and then wedding time so I'll be in Orlando and completely off offscreen for that weekend um but yeah that is that is what's up for the rest of the week um I'm getting sleepy so I'm saying I'm a lot and I apologize I also probably just went way off camera there back I mean we just came to the end so you don't have to read anything else okay go so guys we'll probably end up doing more recording stuff at points yes yes in various locations I don't think I ever mentioned the backdrop last week or when we had a finder that it changed drastically but it did change drastically this is not the angle this camera used to be at I am slowly working on a studio it is partially done but still has a lot of work to go including paint and carpeting and then putting up some acoustic panels and all that jazz so that's still a bit in the making but I have a nice solid setup right now which is nice so yeah so again hopefully one more game this week maybe some Pathfinder next week and then wedding and then things will get back to normal for a smidge as normal things get around here I can't say you've lied I caught myself immediately so thank you all for hanging out again thank you for everyone who came from Diabetosaurus's stream and hanging out with us and being creeped out by this awful doll yep that's still over there thanks to our Courtney for coming in and recording and thank you to Sherman for giving us a thing to record we are going to go off now and stop playing creepy music in the background I do need to give my shout out to Kevin McLeod for all of the awesome free music and we were listening to Gathering Darkness which was my favorite music to listen to while audio recording creepy creepy stuff I had no idea you were listening to music this whole time yep I had music on in the background otherwise the stream feels weird so yeah that was Kevin McLeod again if you ever need free music hit up his site it's awesome as long as you credit him you can use it for free and I throw home donations whenever I can so that's it for tonight and yeah hopefully catch you soon but I hope you have a good morning good afternoon good evening whatever it is wherever you are and we'll see you around