 Welcome to Pony Factory. This is a game made by David Samansky. The same dev that brought you iron Lung. This just came out today. I'm going away for a few days, so I was looking for stuff to record. Before we dive in though Apparently this game is monochromatic. So Justin, please without further ado fade the color from my camera. Cool contrasty black and white filter Let's begin. Winston arrived at a solution to the moral decay of his town Winston arrived. He called out to hell in a secret candle lit room one evening and hell answered him. The human body could hell promised He twisted, stretched, and broken into a kinder more equine shape. The human heart molded into something less human. Winston's town now filled with the cruel and the ignorant could instead be filled with magic ponies If he could provide a factory in which to make them Winston thought they could be beautiful, gentle, and good Hell had other plans. Oh Baby here we are in the ponies Factory What is this? Is there anything in here for me? Okay All right Winston, wait am I? I'm assuming I'm Winston. Okay, nothing in here for me Doesn't seem like I can crouch or Sprint Shift makes it so you're actually slower Interesting Maybe we'll have to sneak by some ponies. Oh Ponies Ponies, hello, press E then right pick up Dude, am I gonna have to shoot some ponies? The maximalist v4 automatic bolt gun Traditionally livestock is dispatched one at a time at close range But our studies have found that this method is inefficient for the rapid harvesting of horse parts necessary for the mass production of magical ponies A faster more reliable method is needed to this end We have developed the maximalist v4 automatic bolt gun or ABG v4 Boasting the accuracy and fire rate of a military assault rifle a 40 round capacity an ergonomic magazine designed for quick reloading This tool makes it easy to kill or incapacitate multiple animals in rapid succession from any range Fascinating Absolutely Here comes the first pony. I I surmise pony Pony boy What are you? Where are you my equine friend look for the unlocked door complete each area bonus Hold left mouse to fire the bolt gun artery load Keep a lookout for ammo pickups. I wish I had some sort of flashed light It's oh fucking Christ dude How many ponies are going to come out? How many bullets can you take? Jesus Christ that pony was nutty, dude. How do I do I need to collect the pony parts? What the fuck oh We have identified a number of minor leaks in the liquid lightning holding tanks liquid lightning is the main catalyst in the process of Whimsical flaying while management ensures us that the lightning cannot travel through the air physical contact with any visible pools of Lightning on the ground could expose you to dangerous levels of electric of electrical skin peeling whimsy Please use the utmost care when moving through the affected areas until the maintenance staff are able to fashion a mop capable of absorbing electricity Wait, what am I supposed to do? Okay? I just have to use utmost care Okay, so going around the edges is fine If there's a pony coming through Don't step in the pools of Shit dude horrifying horrifying pick up med kids to regain lost health Where oh die die beast Jesus Christ Please use caution and respect when circumnavigating the the precarious death pit And remember that it is here for your safety if the sins outside Become so great and so numerous as to evoke the wrath of God The precarious death pit can be jumped into to ensure a quick and fatal escape from divine retribution Isn't that nice? Is this a death pit looks like it does indeed? Fuck where is he? Thank you Reload that SOB Dude, I need a med kit. I Need more medication. I Don't have any I Do have ammo. That's nice Full ammo. That's good. Oh Yes You're dead Press use to load this last thing. Okay. Oh Dude So much ammo is used for those little fuckers Get fucked get Reload Ethan. Thank you. Good. Good job my boy Fuck you, dude. Oh Is this a paintbrush or a key? Okay, just want to make sure Important oh Baby, you do not stand a single chance with me in the room. No, you do not can I pick up anything else? Is 60 max health? I don't know We'll go back here real quick and And pick up that health just in case 85 Maybe is my son. I don't know if you're running low you can backtrack to search for hidden health and ammo Anything helpful over here? Okay, so here's some health Get absolutely fucked on. Oh These ponies They simply don't stand a chance with me. Thank you. I appreciate your sacrifice I appreciate your sacrifice Reload. Thank you real quick Good. Is there anything else I can pick up? No, I don't think so. You know these ponies in this Dude, he was standing up on his legs. Ponies aren't supposed to do that They're trying to do something here. They're trying to do something ponies I won't let you stand not on your hind legs No, that's for humans That's for humans to do and humans alone I'm trying to see To it once is much too many. I fear That I will be surrounded by many more a pony Very soon I know that much like that. No, I don't I don't much like that Uh Oh, thank you. Thank god Oh My fellow creators I will try to answer the many questions I've received as quickly and as thoroughly as possible But I'm sure you will understand that I am merely human and addressing all your concerns will take time That said regarding dress codes employees are reminded that no religious iconography of any kind Maybe worn in the workplace as management is hell itself such displays go against our fundamental company values Winston CEO I get that Winston I get that Winston and I I respect it I will not be wearing any religious iconography in the workplace Am I full Am I okay I'm all reloaded Just like the matrix Creepy things happen in no way. I like the music Listen, I don't care how you do it shoot them stomp on them hit them with a big stick. I don't care If you see a squirrel in here it dies no exceptions I don't know how they're getting in and I don't know how in the name of hell itself They're so organized, but they are so damn organized and they seem to be targeting our machines and infrastructure specifically I am well aware of how I'd say this sounds but the squirrels want to destroy this facility before you've even Finish a single pony stop them II captain No squirrel Much too many ponies For my liking much too many ponies Jesus Christ, dude Fire and burst to maintain accuracy or get up close. Hey, are you on your two feet? Why are you on your two feet? Are you a squirrel? No, this must be a pony It must be Dude, I've I'm low on health right now I am low on health I'm not feeling good about it health good Still rather low though There wasn't anything back here right now. Was that supposed to be a squirrel? I know this job can get repetitive and when you get bored you make mistakes So remember the four plus one Four plus one four zero trick four hooves in one skull go to the pony maker That's where they will be grafted in the fully prepped sinner by the way of hell's Pony magic then four hooves Go to the glue maker where they will be processed into pungent glue The fumes of which are pumped throughout the facility to encourage everyone to remain in proper headspace And remaining skull gets thrown in the incinerator get all that Four hooves in a skull to the pony maker four more hooves to the glue maker one skull to the incinerator It's easy as it's as easy as drinking to forget from rick four four four Plore plus One four hooves four hooves in a skull four hooves one skull four hooves and a skull four hooves one skull Use cover to avoid projectile damage Shit my guy is that the last one no no no there's there's three right? Yeah Got him In just one month the pony maker will be finished and we will be activating the current stock and swinging into full production This will naturally require us to increase the rate and reliability of our sinner acquisition Since the townsfolk are proving Significantly harder to acquire now that our activities are widely known several assembly lines will be immediately transitioned over to the building of pony tank This ingenious hoof powered weapon of war adapted from sketches By the great inventor frederick flint stone Will allow multiple ponies to chase down wayward sinners from within The protection of a great pony head And to hurl magic projectiles of the situation should call for it. It will be great Please refer to the new posted schedules for shifted assignments Damn Damn son, where'd you find this? Is he still around here? No, I don't see him I don't be seeing him. I would like some health Just a smidgen of health Good excellent Excellent great great excellent nice good Good Excellent How many more pony boys? Do we have down here? Heck man Whoo new area That's good for me That is good for Fuck Not as good for me Get fucked. I need health or I will die In the simplest of ways I accidentally like flicked Nice nicely done nicely done I see it's it's hard It's hard to know what the actual range of Of this weapon is Is it longer distance? I'm unsure Pony boy Curtis pony boy I had phlegma Get absolutely clobbered Okay Listen, I know the probability is low Of these doors being open, but Doesn't mean I don't like to check Don't mean I don't like to check And don't mean it's not good to check either It is Mighty good I don't I don't like the insignia upon the wall And I don't like the slight hum that I'm hearing God They could be anywhere I've received your concerns as you know There's an immense amount of xsc and extracted during our processing And that all that sin needs to go somewhere that and a specialized pipeline carries the sin from this facility out into the forest where it harmlessly Uh Perlocates into the groundwater supply I understand from your report the sin levels in this same forest recently spiked for no discernible reason But management assures me that this spike is all is most likely to a natural phenomenon It is certainly unrelated to our waste sin pipeline I agree with this and we'll further add that my estranged son's company is currently performing an extended observation spiritual analysis Of an extended observation spiritual analysis of the force Which could certainly be causing untold sorts of depraved abnormalities I'm confident in our mission and leadership and don't believe this event Is any cause for alarm. Thank you for remaining diligent in your work You're welcome winston You're very welcome budget Fucking a man I did I Don't come to fire faster and longer the maximalist enhanced fire rate module Attaching an additional weapons system opens up bolt gun operations to the world of special operations Only possible now with the maximalist enhanced fire rate module or efr Whether you're facing down a deadly stampede of bloodthirsty arabivores Or you have a single piece of livestock that requires the most definitive possible treatment This versatile modification will unlock the full potential of your abgv4 as the ultimate in tactical long-range animal husbandry This is fantastic news Absolutely fantastic news Thank you game. I appreciate Well before we go through that door. I am White low on ammo 12 immunitions Is Not great for me Oh good Oh good No, not not good actually Not actually good at all. There's no ammo in here. Is there ammo in here? One thing of ammo I'd Get out of here. Fucker I'd love More Please oh, sorry game. I said I'd I'd love more ammo All locked Over the coming week We will be installing the magic friendship energy from hell inside the pony maker This marks the final step in pre-production after which we'll use the pony maker to activate all prepared magic ponies And swing into full production as this energy emanates from the depths of hell itself It casts shades of light never seen before in this dimension You see hues and luminosity and luminosity hitherto Unglimpsed by the sight of mortal man This could signal a critical leak and should be immediately reported to your supervisor Don't love That the thing you seek lies at the heart of the pony maker. What have I done? The pony's safe Well gone mad. This is not magical friendship energy from the depths the depths of hell itself at all It is pure sin from the depths of hell itself twisted to resemble wonder and whimsy I could help betray us like this. Oh, no. They're coming. No What you've been searching searching for take it You have what you came for now escape I do What did I What did I come here for? I don't really If I'm honest I don't really remember what I came here for what did I come here for I came here for something I don't remember What I was coming here for At all in any way Also, I'd like more ammo, please Thank you. Let's do a reload before we go into the deep Good a bit of a reload there Wonderful Now there's lights on I like the lights Hey, bonny Hey bonny man Oh, I have Very little health. Is there no health over here? Of course not Why why would there be why would they be? I would be Duped Yeah, I would be dumb. It'll be dumb to have health around here. That would be real bomb real stupid No one wants that. No one wants health never Never in a million years to people want health Okay, that was actually way too close. I actually really need health now Like really bad game And also ammo too, please If if I could have uh, okay Well, I really do need health though. I don't know if I can make it out of here on on what I currently have Thank you. Oh, thank you. Come on, baby Come on, baby. Lock my fire. I just have to escape I just have to escape Go back from whence you came foul beast Fucking a dude. That's so awesome That's so awesome. Thank you Thank you Okay, okay Okay, okay grab this full ammo. We love to see it Let's just top up on our little health. Shall we? Topped up on ammo. Topped up on health Topped up on vibes. I'd say Get the fuck out of my living room. Okay. I think there's more ammo over here We will get that real quick. Good And more over here. This is good for me. It's a classic. Let's play more. You got that Next door. Look how far along this is Nice Goat and Goat and Who wants more? Who wants a little bit of pony? Oh, yeah, this is this is where the first standing pony was I remember I remember not fondly, but I remember We're getting down to I think some of our our final places I fear What may come next? For I fear the unknown Just like any man. I never went down that way And I fear to do so now. Oh, it's just a door. Okay Nothing to be afraid of I almost got pushed down the fucking thing dude. That could have been very bad Very bad indeed Come in come on doggy. I saw you Don't think I didn't notice you. Thank you for the ammo right there. Jesus Oh, hell yeah, anything back here Anything back here for a little old me? Thank you. Yummy. Thank you Guys, I think that this Might have been one of the first parts Good Good Don't perish yet, Ethan Not here You're close I don't know if I ever went back here. Where did I come from? ominous ominous good Kind of horse huge huge horse now. We know that before we go over Before we go over there We should one Make sure we're fully loaded We're at 75. Okay 100 oh my god, it's fucking That's shit. Where is he? Where is he going? horse Dude, I love the fucking Mortal Kombat ass music Is he dead? Did I kill big head horse head man? Okay, hold on. I just want to see if there's any I don't think there's any more health, but I just wanted to make sure okay horse head man The outside world This is the ponies factory the man smiled as he walked through the abandoned parking lot away from the pony factory He'd found and stolen the source of the pony magic and escaped with his life. He'd done what others thought impossible And now he would succeed where his father failed and the power of hell at his fingertips He would create his own pony army for larger far larger and greater All he needed were victims to transform And a factory in which to do it Hell had planned all this And it smiled too In anticipation of what has to come You can bring back the color Justin Up the saturation guys that was the pony factory. What a Weird little game. I mean that was fun. I like that very very silly and weird I like the thought of the pony factory again This was a game created by uh the creator of iron lung Which I will play at some point people have asked me if I if I was gonna play it But I think I'll probably play it closer to when Mark's movie is coming out to promote the movie. So anyway, that was the pony factory. Let me know what you think Um, I'm gonna end this one here. I'll see you guys later. Bye