 When you hear the whole thing is different y'all you are witnessing greatness tonight If you came to have a good time and laugh say hell use the coldest in the game right now ladies your baby daddy I hope the people get with me, I'm trying to look at some of them Toast of Oklahoma Tentays. Tentays. Have a seat, Toast of... What about the motherfuckers in them high school bleachers back there? Yeah, that's what it is. Shit! That's what this building is. This the building you had that big college party in, nigga, right here. This the homecoming party finale building right here. This where the community college graduated. The Cox Center. A couple little bit of bleachers. The motherfuckers walking up them stairs, too. Man, this a bullshit right here. What's up to the white man right here? You got that hat on like you the unabomber, nigga, you straight? Girl, that's a baby lick you, girl. Why don't you be out there licking on these women? You don't know what she been today. It's Tulsa. It cold. She been in the house. You been outside out here, bitch. You been struggling. Not to struggle. We in Tulsa. Tulsa, what's up with y'all, man? How y'all feeling tonight? Nah, that ain't enough energy. We done came to Tulsa, Oklahoma. Make some noise in here, Tulsa. This some real ass show. These the real 85% of us, bruh. Yeah, these the real ones right here. Yeah, they been asking us every damn day to come to Tulsa. Oklahoma Center, huh? Nah, we weren't in Oklahoma Center. We weren't in over there? Uh-uh. We ain't never been to Oklahoma together. This our first time in Oklahoma. I swear I've been here about three, four times. We done all been here individually, but as a unit, this the first time we done been here together. Who said that? She said, hell yeah. She said, like, Pinocchio. I just want to be a boy. She said, like, Michael Jackson. You too, baby. What the fuck you with? Right there. Ooh, let me see. Stick it up. Oh. See what's left after this. How you doing like that, Flash? You got that big old ass. Your ass look like the front of a Kia. That's what it is. You got that Kia ass. Nah, I'm just playing, baby. I love you too. I love you. You want a hug? Come here. Aw, that's beautiful right there. Here you go with this shit. You better not bite me. Ooh, man, you got a crooked eye. Ooh. I ain't anything she was going to find me at first. You stupid. I been doing it like this shit, girl. Oh, no. You see, she walked up to you and said, I ain't hugging both of y'all. She's trying to cover it up now. It's too late now, ma'am. We didn't already seen it. Don't worry about it. When she watched the show, she ain't going to see this part. You got a little eye. Hey, that's what it is. Tell them, man, whatever nigga fuck with you, you always got an eye on them. That's what it is. I was like, you know what? I'm going to look over here, girl. She going to come to you one day and be like, we should do like my eyes and break up. Right. That was my last one. I got to show y'all one more. You can't trust her because with the twisted eyes, she ain't going to see another people. You know what? I think we just looking at it in two different point of view. Hey, y'all cut it out. Look, we see you. Hey, man, I'm going to be like the other eye and just stay over here. You are stupid. I got you. All right. Hey, I heard you. You stupid. Hey, we going to leave your eye alone. I was so glad. Look at these people coming in late. Right. You come in late in the convention center. This shit. Look, I read in blue lights. I put them stupid at nights over there. Some Crips and Bloods. Shit is nice though. What else they be doing to help? Besides white people shit. This type of shit? Look, they ain't even want to hide nobody but that. Oh, my baby. You better leave the unibom alone. That is a real white man right there. She can't wait to do some shit. She ain't got no teeth. Who ain't got no teeth? Who missing their teeth? Who got no teeth? Tico. Tico. Oh, he ain't got no teeth. Oh, he ain't got no teeth. No, she ain't got no teeth. Oh, that's a lady? Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, ma'am. My bad. I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm sorry. I mean, if the school cap fucked me up, I thought you was the unibom. My fault, baby. I'm sorry, babe. She's sitting there like, fuck you, nigga. She got that N-word in there. I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm just playing, ma'am. Bruh, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? No, I'm just saying I didn't know because she got that Peter Griffin. I thought that was a... Baby. Oh, boy, boy, boy. Look at him trying not to laugh. He ain't shit. He got a Frankenstein head. I think a head bigger. Fuck. Stop DC. He has a lot on his mind. I'ma fuck you up. We ain't Tulsa, man. What the fuck going on with Tulsa tonight other than this? What you mean other than this? This is the liveest shit that I've ever been through here? Shit. They fucked with us out here. I believe it. I see it. They got the bleachers filled up. Look like y'all can't watch a middle school basketball game back there. You ain't hear what big dudes say. Hell, and we got y'all a nice couch. All you did. All you had something to do with the shit. That couch hard and fucked. I just... Shit, I'ma just broke my back. Oh, yeah. That's going back to Rent-A-Center after this is over. Rent-A-Center, boy. They got some cocaine bricks up under there. That's that Rent-A-Center right there. I don't know about this one. Man, this one. It's an old one right here, boy. We got the right... Hey, don't throw them motherfuckers up here. I got one. Don't throw it. I got one. Don't you fuck it. Don't you do it. We ain't got no insurance. What the fuck did I say? We got one. I almost lost the fucking toe at the last show. That nigga threw a lighter from the third goddamn room. That shit hit my goddamn shoe. I'm 36. That shit hurt for the whole day I walked like that. I don't about to sue that nigga, but he ain't had shit. Salute to everybody that's getting older and getting them old injuries. That shit you don't know what's wrong with you. You go to sleep, wake up your whole midsection, hurt nigga. Like what the fuck did I sleep wrong? You don't need to tell you get old when you can start sleeping wrong. You know you get old when you can't eat certain shit, nigga. I can't eat a bag of high flame cheeto pork at 12 o'clock. In the afternoon? Nigga, no. 12 o'clock in the morning. Let me eat some high flame cheeto pork, 12 o' one when I go to sleep. Nigga, I'm waking up just like that, nigga. Ooh. You knew better than to eat that shit. Yeah. And we make fucked up decisions too, especially black people. I'm a lactose intolerant. I'm sure a lot of niggas in here are, but I'm no cereal, man. You can't eat no ice cream. I can't eat no ice cream. You're not supposed to have no ice cream, but that ice cream coming up about that chick-fil-a, boy. The milkshakes, and they shit ain't never broke. They machine always work. I don't fuck with them milkshakes. The last time I ate a milkshake, I shit so hard, my earring fell out. You shouldn't have brought your own shit. Where your weed at, nigga? You probably ate booty today, but I don't know where your lip being, man. Nigga trying to, he making a case for it. Come on, pass that shit, buddy. You can't just be hitting anybody weed, even you don't know where the nigga than putting that weed. You might be smoking a goddamn punch. That he might be cracking in there. You want him to get fucked up? Right. Yeah, you damn sure can't smoke with everybody. Some niggas keep their weed, but they nuts. Right. Hit the right blunt. You ain't hit trippin'. Smoking gas and nuts. Nigga fucked up. Shout out to everybody who saw somebody they didn't have fucking wit, but y'all saw each other from across the room and they didn't smoke yet. They dancing each other. The person you fucking is over there. Uh-oh, somebody in the wrong seat. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. You're not supposed to be sitting right there. Yeah, he like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I done told him now. They don't want to get up. You know you're supposed to sit and then bleach your chair. The other shit I left me there, he like, yeah, I done told him. Go over to... He ain't even... He ain't have no ticket. They just want beer. That fucked up. Way out friend of gold. Sit in the middle, baby. Yo, let's just sit right here. Shit, they ain't here yet. They'll never know. That's why I fucked with this shit. This shit's sold all the way out. Right. Ain't a seat in here. Yeah. Y'all got e-bits in number? Nah, they just, you know... They don't have niggas in their bed. Sit down. First call, first search. Salute to everybody in here. Uh-uh, niggas in their bed. Like, uh-uh, I'm gonna hold out three of these. Yeah, you see how strong that couch is? That shit ain't got no dent in it. You done stood on that motherfucker. That shit is made out of bulletproof. Yeah, that's because this couch is negro-brown and black don't crack. Oh, that was smooth right there. Niggas running from the police in that motherfucker. This the shit DC be doing when he in home base. Oh, no, not in my house. Shit, I wish you would. Jump on my burns. That's what I would, nigga. I ain't in my house, but I'm a militant in my house. I don't even like people really coming to my doorstep. I hate that shit. Why you ain't... What? You ain't got the camera on you? Yeah, I got cameras, but still, I don't even want people in my house. I'm just like that. He said, hey, I see... I said private like that. I don't even like the man-man walking up on the black. Bitch, I got a man-boy fuck around with you. I don't understand how people got rules. If you got rules for your house, make sure your house match your rules. Oh, nigga, come in your house. Take your shoes off. Bitch, ain't no goddamn carpet in this motherfucker. You want me to catch a splinter trying to walk around this project floor? Now I gotta go to the hospital because you the man me take my shoes off and you got a 30,000-year-old floor in this bitch. I ain't taking my shoes off if your carpet dirty, fuck you. Right. The damage has been done. That my socks supposed to be dirty too? No, that's selfish. I'm not taking my shoes off if your house smell like mop ball. Bitch, you got rats. That mean I need to run about it here. Amen. To the people with the dogs, put them motherfuckers up, especially if you got one of them big-ass dogs. And then motherfuckers don't listen to you. Yeah, they run right up to the company, be smelling all along your dick area and shit. Dog done licked my blue toe. Hey, get him. What kind of dog is that? Freak-ass dog. Freak-ass dog. Then they hit you with the dog. Oh, he like you. He's friendly. I don't want to fucking play. I had a long day. Fuck this. I know. Come on. I'm only going to be here for a little bit. Get this goddamn dog. Tell you the dog. He friendly. Well, I'm not. Fuck you and that dog. Goddamn it. How friendly the dog is. I'm sorry. You walk around with Beethoven in your living room. To all the animal lovers, I know y'all probably going to get mad at me, but listen. You don't want me to kick your dog. Fuck people, dog. He don't bite. Bitch, I done been bit before. Yes, that motherfucker do. He got teeth. He don't bite shit out of you. What are you supposed to do if a motherfucker dog tries to bite you? Stop. Stop. Nah, you supposed to do like all the, hey, get your dog. Get your dog, bro. Get your dog. Get your dog. Hey, get your dog. Get your dog. Get your dog. Get your dog. Get your dog. Get your dog. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. The little be the look, the big dogs that be beefy and it be them little ihremlewass cute dogs. The ladies be having yellow York do Yorkie shit. The little cute one. I was stomp your dog the fuck out. Put your dog in the hot dog exaggerated You have a fucked up. Try to be nice to somebody with the big ass dog that won't let you stop. Hey man, get this motherfucker. Every time I stop, if they get your hand. Hey man, put your shit back on me. No. You can't he can't be touched by some people by just turn over. I had somebody dog turn over they're gonna rub the dog dog turn right on over. They can lean all in my face I'm like, but what you want me to do? You already rubbing the stomach didn't go a little lower. What the ladies in there got a house full of cats and shit Keep it one hundred with no cat ladies every night. Oh, no, nobody with cats. Y'all are weird You and that cat walking around time I With a white people that ain't here to get some shit. You only can buy a few white like a Marmot to some shit like that. Look at the white dude right there. You got animals Right, come here, let me show you the worms I've been collecting since I was 12 Well, you get the worms from out back Walk up in his house. Isn't it got a sloth in the living room like hey, yeah, that's true right there Black kids always wanted but we never could get worms hamsters skinny pigs Ain't that just a hamster It's like it's like a Caucasian hamster. He's a no he like a nigga hamster Guinea pig be like Guinea pig just a fat ass hamster. I don't know. It's a rat if you ask me I'm from the country we ain't bought no animals, bro, we just kept whatever came by the house You just wake up one day as a dog in your yard. Can we keep it? Yeah, that motherfucker eight. So that's our dog We fed him and he ate He never came in the house, but once you fed him and that was your dog You from the country, you know how that shit go. You don't know what a fuck this dog came from Grill you from Mississippi. See this nigga know exactly what I'm talking about You just wake up and it'd be some dogs outside and you feed one and if it stayed that's your dog Not in the real neighborhood nigga. Let him up a community. Uh, we never fed our dog dog food nigga Mississippi dogs eat like people No, we yelling at the dog in the house never one time when you first get it You give it a bear for dinner For the record, yeah, black people rules every bear from now on out is outside What happened but now he's about to hit me Man you play too much You almost had it you got to be quicker than that. He's like He's standing up like bro Man a nigga standing like he going through something like come on my nigga. That's what I said A nigga looked up like in front of my girl and shit I think I got that I'm going through something. You know when the nigga really need to hit the butt like a butt Can I smoke with you my nigga like what the fuck wrong with you? Man shit nigga hit that blanket to tell you his whole story. So this bitch See below what type of weed y'all I see I get high but already too much like to get high I like to be still a little cuz I just like to smoke see but I like to taste I want to be able to I Don't need to do all that I get too high It don't take much Never Always got to turn some shit freaking man You can't taste that me You can't taste that me it it was a noose without the flavor I'll be on that you got y'all got people believe in this shit No, nigga, you don't never smell all the shit y'all ever said that is the most harmful shit Yeah, you got motherfuckers all across America think I'll be smoking me. What type of niggas is your right now got me in any pocket, right? You're crazy Is it anybody in here that get high quick like it don't take much for you to get how you smoke? I don't like that. I get happy. I don't like to get too high cuz when I get too high I get to doing dumb shit like you know you too. How you get the oil change on the rental car niggas like that That wasn't in my responsibility. They got a did this dumb ass shit you over thinking shit $60 with that budget stick on the key. They knew that was my fucking truck Niggas, let me tell you how how I was I was so high I couldn't radio now just so I can hear my heartbeat Now I get high get analytical now. I watch cartoons Thinking the shit like nigga. Do you think the smurfs is blue cuz they said I always say what I smurfs What I smurfs smurfs They try to say they see it looks good This is echoed my nigga are you recording the show for the barbershop like who the fuck you working with my This nigga this stand he said you know what fucking I'm gonna walk walk then just get the whole show Like I thought he was part of they go on Facebook. I know the way he recorded the shit This is like that nigga is here this nigga on Facebook live with all his cousins like yeah, don't even worry about buying a ticket We in this bitch What is wrong with you my nigga? You can't do that. What type of nigga is you you can't do that What you tell what you say what you say to you can't do that Listen here sport you gonna put that goddamn phone up and sit your hands down for a come over and nigga went up there touch that shit This shit ain't About to go sit his hands down this girl go back. I told you not to do that dumb ass. He's walking back now He don't got no seat. That's why that nigga record He ain't got no seat He just mustin don't sit by his home boy. That's why you want to be over there It's not stop playing. I play that shit The white dude's getting excited like wait a minute. I thought this was a black show out of the kind of Like that shit right there. I'll tell you to move and go back to your sleep You try to record this show Not in front of me Man right here, but guess what she's got a coochie mess with on no teeth That's what my home and since you are a lady with no teeth. I got a question. Do you give him? Stupid that shit on I'm fucking always a nurse is what a nurse is a I'm out of air I need some titted amount for a cessation This thing is stupid Why the fuck y'all play so much Hey the fucked up part is the way to do it right here was like I hope they break that shit back He was waiting on them to bring that back Say Fucked it up That motherfucker said fried chicken Fried chicken. That shit was hard Let's do it. Oh, I fuck speaking of fried chicken. How many you niggas when it stood and line is Popeye's this week Keep it one Shit, I'm a bit that some of you niggas was in line like hell. Yeah, boy. I still ain't had one mean evil I've not seen anything I've not seen anything you stay up. I said this is gone too far Not fucking when niggas start killing over chicken sandwiches. We got Ma'am and oxy hill Merlin man do got stabbed for cutting in line in front of a dude it for the chicken Sam see it wasn't about the chicken sandwich. He shouldn't have cut. They got them lying That's cool. But still they should have did that shit somewhere else You would never have to worry about no shit like that a chick for late They gonna come from behind the counter with a whole motherfucking strategy. Excuse me, sir There's no need to fuss. Here's a chicken sandwich for you and you let's pray together. You're like, you know, what? Chick-fil-A ain't gonna have no land cuz they gonna take both your orders at the same time. What do you want? What do you want? But it's good. Let me make And they not gonna fuck it up and your shit gonna be fresh as soon as you open that bag that steam gonna hit you in the face I Don't need my shit. They got damn fresh. I gotta sit the chicken sound down 15 fucking minutes before I eat it You can put that shit in the kitchen and just walk away. You come back this is still kind of hot when you eat it It'd be three hours later three in the morning chick-fil-a sandwiches don't never cool off If you don't believe me by one tonight eat that bitch for breakfast. It's still gone That's why you got a chick-fil-a they services dope, you know, you go to other fast food restaurants They charge you for the sauce them chicks for late motherfuckers and chase your car down Excuse me, sir. You got a 12 piece with no Polynesian On that sauce But they'll give you as many sauces as you asked for Like give me 12 off the top of the next box. You sure you want the 12 off the okay? Here you go your passport The chick-fil-a will give you a bag of sauce. You got six nuggets. I bought you a liquor there. Have you still too? They will you ordered it? They'll still put it in the bag. They'll be like, you ordered it. No, put it in the bag Okay And make sure you get a milkshake for your baby, too Popeye so you got to do is go up there and tell them they ain't get your shit. Yeah Know they gave it to you too. Are you sure? Popeye's totally different. First of all, you going in and always out of some shit that they supposed to have We're like, yeah, let me get a two-piece spicy white. We ain't got no spicy All right. Well, let me get a two-piece white Mild we ain't got no white mouth Well, let me get a dog two-piece spicy. We ain't got no spicy. You ain't hit me the first time Oh, well, just let me get some chicken. We out of chicken. We only got fish and biscuits Like bitch. What? Look, I would only recommend a service to my listeners. 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I eat and don't forget to use the promo code 85 south show creating your account to activate the bonus Bet win get paid. That's my bookie.com all your sports betting needs They will chase your car down a chick-fil-a sir, you forgot your population sauce Yeah, that motherfucking go over and beyond they change the nigga flat in the dry through I wouldn't the McDonald's if you respect me and McDonald's I won't eat there because that don't go with McDonald's Oh McDonald's tried to fuck out of me. I don't fuck with them no more I went in that bitch and I went to the counter and they was like, no, I won't do that no more Go put your audience behind you on the screen. I like bitch. I don't work here Listen to me like we don't even have that up here no more. Well, you write it down. Fuck that I Can't work at Walmart when I want to check out and I'm not about to fucking work I like working at Walmart when you check out cuz I don't pay for everything in my car Come on That is embarrassing when you want to pay that little Why are you stealing I said I don't pay for everything in my car Can I see your receipt? He said her pictures on the wall at Walmart That's gangsta think about it. And when your pictures on the wall The crazy part about it when you know the nigga you like That fucked up. I didn't got course telling out of Walmart before and what they say they was like, uh, could I see your seat sir? I was like, oh, yeah, you can see my receipt You look at the receipt. He was like, uh, what about these waters and The snack she got up there. I was like, oh that ain't on there. Oh Shit, I go ahead pay for that shit dog. Don't worry about it. I was rushing now They was like nope. They was on a holiday task force. They take you in this little room, right? It's a little oh nigga It's really what? It's called it's called what they call it a lost prevention and then the white man come out kind of looks similar to my man Right here always wearing a hat for it And they come out excuse me sir We're gonna need you to come into our office and it's a little office a lost prevention office It looked like a little interrogation office and then they sit you down to start asking you is this your first time you ever did It's before so if you ever stole anything from Walmart before I didn't steal anything from Walmart this time sir Stick to your script. Exactly. I don't know what you're talking about in order to steal I have to leave the building I'm still in this bitch. So, uh, you a real criminal with that shit. Fuck that you got too much invested in there But they always still in the water my son and let it go. We have it like the old people on the gate like Stop them for it always be like the water. They're like, come on. Let me take you back For me like why don't you get your stupid ass up? He's telling me the fucked up part is he is right Believe me if you ever Atlanta go to the Walmart on old national and flat shows I don't think a nigga ever paid for a sandwich in this subway Because they just get the sound you run straight out the door see that happen at Burger King everywhere But one thing about black people ain't gonna never tell on the nigga we see still No, we only tell the people that we went look look look he's still He's still I remember nigga. I was still enough to self-check out one time And it was a white dude still in the cross from me. We had a mom I looked at that mother. He looked at me like you ain't gonna say nothing. I ain't gonna say nothing I'm like, well, let's do it then you get your cabin crunch. I'm gonna get my motherfucking bread. Let's move Shout out to all the people who work who work in retail. We'll be giving people good advice like hey, don't buy that shit Y'all be looking now the shit, you know, it's a cute mother. Just go back there and get it I appreciate all who ain't here working retail right now What You working retail where you work you're the only person in Tulsa that work in retail Crowd for the fucking billionaires nobody has work. Okay. I get it who did who has worked in retail before how about that? Damn, let me all y'all don't got five. That's fucked up. Hell. Yeah 200 people raise their hand what type of shit People that work in retail be disrespectful man and motherfuckers you ever go to the shoe store Let me tell you something about working in the shoe store I don't work in the shoe store if you go and they bring you a shirt that work at DTL I if a motherfucker bring you a shoe and you try it on and do all that extra shit be like, yeah Man, you know what? I ain't gonna go with these man. You go back and see if you got this one in my size This would a nigga do I bro Go to the back go to lunch in a minute. Hey, I'm sorry, bro We ain't got that we ain't got actually we don't got no more 10s in the whole store my nigga cuz you ain't gonna buy shit Shoot to I had to sell shoes white people in shit. What kind of shoes like dress shoes and shit I hate it that fucking job. What was it that man? I used to work at this retail store car It was a big-ass store that got bought by another big-ass store So I was in I was in that bitch and then they kept sending me back to get I was like man fuck this shit We ain't got nothing man. He got had a job nigga. You don't know about the temp service Shit On the one day you got a bunch of fun shit playing they call you hey, you want to make $22 an hour Hell yeah, well just meet me at this fucking address and work four hours and ask for Jason when you get there He's gonna make sure you get paid like The first time job I had was a Shakespeare library in DC moving books from one side of the library to the other side of the library that shit paid $15 hour I was 18 years old nigga. I was putting them books in there one by one Nigga had one real job parking car parking car Whole type it all a big dog. I told you can't park right here, but you got the backup Fuck the party nigga. Let he actually be good at some shit like that I was out there parking cars and selling weed at the same damn time What? It don't matter what job you give a nigga. He gonna find a way to sell some weed on every job got a nigga sell some weed on it They don't matter where you work. Yeah, especially the piece of place. What? No, I got that The nigga who had the camera that piece of her definitely said we I used to deliver pieces for Domino, so you saw we to the exactly Person weird-ass people though, but I used to have a whole lot of deliveries But some people who used to they used to call and ask for you to just leave a piece on the porch Why the fuck they always want this shit left on the porch? Find out that they don't wear clothes in their house and everybody in their bitch neck You lucky they told you to leave it on the porch fucking Dick Cox business center, nigga Nigga ain't ain't paying for the piece. I'm like nigga. I'm gonna just pay for that one. Well fucked up The fucked up part is man. I delivered some pizza one night He was watching porn and he fucking fell asleep with the door open in his pants off And I had to get his name to be like hey, you need to get your man, bro Freak ass nigga. I don't know what and you know an old DVD porn when the shit just had a screen Talk 90 But there's a lot of people don't know this about you lose you done a lot of shit you didn't go as a firefighter. Yep till we had a real fire That's the only reason I quit that bitch. They thought I was going in there. I'm not fucking going in there I fight fire outside Nick I'm not going in that bitch. They thought I was gonna go in a burning building That's what a firefighter You are crazy. I'm not going in there. Hello, nigga. You was a firefight. Oh real But when you went through your truck and everything Like but when you went through training, you knew what the fuck you were training for a fire, right? But the big this I'm not going in there You think everybody in that bitch going in the fire. You are crazy Training the whole Watch the truck go no also this is true story, bro The first time I went to a fire and they was like you ready to go in I'm like no I ain't going in this one and they was like, well shit. We need some motherfuckers out here anyway They say that but that's what I heard We need some motherfuckers out here anyway, you just get the shit off the truck So we had all the companies in them right all the truck came in there. I'm taking I took everything off All alone late all the tools on the ground on everything all the hoses It took longer to put the shit back on the truck than it did to fight the fight They got your ass. No, I got they asked they went in I was outside pulling shit all the axes I put all the extra breaks and never got there That's one job I don't Need a whole train Man I had all type of goddamn certifications like Confine rescue I can get them all fuck out the sewer and shit You can get a nigga out the sewer, but you got to go in the sewer to get the niggas But I know the technique to get them out is what I'm sorry DC think about this we got a brother that know how to fight fires that wouldn't fight one that shit crazy That nigga be like damn throw your wallet down nigga. I got y'all Love y'all. Yeah, he's gonna call now You know what I was a fool at what the motherfucking jaws of life That's what you get people out of cars with that's when you have to cut the shit up nigga And it just it was just like some who the shit just like opening Like a can opening I cut them all fucking Seven seconds. Damn I need to rehire you know, they don't I remember the day that I really had to get the fuck out of there We was a we was a train one day. We had to run all the way up the about 15 stores When you get to the top you got to take the big-ass waterholes with you, too I had the holes the shit get all the way to the top you got to shoot this shit on the motherfucking Knocked a little bucket over nigga by the time I got to the top my motherfucking legs lose legs had knives in them You the assassin nigga No, there was a firefighter training Like you said he went through the train So you say this how you stop it One day a motherfucker had a heart attack in this shit what and train it that would have made me quit fuck the fire Man, I see a young nigga have a heart attack. I am not Where we had to like find your way out of this building They must have had a whole heart attack. He was right there by the door. Fuck this shit Damn, I remember I was in dope, but we thought a crackhead Nope, I was just good at dope But it's fucked up there's always one nigga that know it's the dope everybody else worried nigga like he died He died. No, he ain't watch this And they gonna come right back left god damn boy y'all they won't play about they got this shit right there boy They're gonna make my chest burn. That's the difference with Tulsa. Tulsa got them white crackheads them fucking meth addicts and shit out here Yeah, y'all need to do something about them the motherfuckers like Fucking walking dead something is that here stupid brother. He ain't got nothing. I was just trying to get home if you can Them the motherfuckers to be outside of Walmart at two o'clock in the morning whole family man me and my wife man You see my kids over in the van. If you just give me something if you just give me something man kids I Methamphetamine that's that glass Inherit that shit they be like Yeah, yeah, what's the name of that show with them The little Clean the computer no, that's the shit they really be the the actual The little outguns, you know, that's all But you know, they take CO2 bust them the CO2 nigga them folks be CO2 boy White people know how to make See them over like They know how to make drugs and they do stupid shit. You ain't never seen when they get how to do what's going on You everything's cool, right? Whatever you want to do we can hang out tonight. Let's go party or do whatever you want to do This is hang out do whatever you want to do man. It's cool. It's whatever. I don't know what the fuck's going on I don't know if my mom's fucking this. She's fucking my dad. I don't know. I think my dad's fucking my mom I don't know bro. I'm fucking tripping hard as fuck right now, bro. I think my dad's fucking my mom I don't know but I need some evidence man If we can find evidence we just go to my mom's house and just fucking like I just Josh come the fuck down bro. What the fuck? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you gotta know better, bro. You just gotta let him fucking get it out He never really did the CO2 bro. Hey, he's he's he's on the math, man I told you let it get him if you would have fucking let him go he would have just got it all out I mean, we can't get hit by a fucking car. So I can't get a fucking job for manslaughter Okay, live bro. Look at him. He's fucking high Come the fuck down, bro. Okay. Hold on the fucking bitches are gonna be over here any minute now. Listen, I need some fucking pussy, okay Hey, hey, hey, don't refer to them as bitches. Okay, these white whores Much better. Give me five if you are on drugs, please get help somewhere We call that sketch the opioid crisis Please not a opioid crisis different. They're motherfuckers. It's different Be on that dope dem niggas. That's the niggas still got that dope game down. Hey, I'm blue you he on it bad Even though he ain't gonna fall I Bet you five dollars don't fall. I bet you five dollars you do bitch. You don't fall I think if it hit the flow bet bet he in the ground bet got you Oh Hey man y'all niggas crazy Yeah, I heard y'all motherfuckers over here talking about I'm gonna fall ain't gonna fall bitch I stay on my toes motherfucker and it got there motherfucker around here make me fall bitch. I told the nigga yes Yes, it's five and he fall this time Tell me Fuck out of here, man. You motherfuckers is crazy. Oh You got that you be watching the intervention Did you what I should be funny here, bro? Cuz you be thinking everybody get on to they like they always want to do it for their daughter They go to the intervention, but if you hit on this The stories be store right about it up when you hit a shit that the family that did like well Are you ready to tell your testimony about why you feel like your father should be off of drugs? Carlos, please please tell your dad why? You want him Mr. Mr. Whitfield mr. Whitfield mr. Whitfield My boy, I know it's my boy. Mr. Whitfield Mr. Whitfield Mr. Whitfield, this is an intervention. We're here to try to make things I need you to listen to your son Tell you this is about building better relationship. I need you to listen to your son tell why you need to make a change Carlos, please Mr. Whitfield Mr. Whitfield you agreed to be here you agreed to be here My daughter said I'm gonna get some eatin now son. We in the motherfucking room Mr. Whitfield calm down Mr. Whitfield I'm sorry. Mr. Go ahead. Go ahead. It's your time This is it right here, man This is it That was the final straw man final straw. I'm thirsty shit. I Know he back on them drugs man. Cuz this is the final straw man. He stole when he stole Mr. Whitfield Mr. Whitfield This is your child, Mr. Whitfield Mr. Whitfield You're making this much more difficult than it has to be Mr. I'm so sorry about this But I still have right now. I need you to get it out. He has to have right now He needs to hear it. He think we don't know but we do know He stole three hundred dollars from the youth choir See see that's your problem. I stole two hundred. They can't say no goddamn way Mr. Whitfield mr. Whitfield look at me all right as as the intervention specialist and as a therapist I have to ask you what do you feel is the importance of making your son have a better relationship with you after all These years of your absence Now now that's when mr. Whitfield Yes, where are you right now? We are in the basement of a church No, we're in the Cox Center. No, I ain't in no dick. I'm not in nothing No, see that's what no No, no, it's no dicks present sir, I'm sorry, I think you're confusing me mr. Whitfield I just want you and your son to have a bed. Look at your son. Look at your son Your life almost over This is becoming a lot more difficult mr. Whitfield listen We have Mr. Whitfield any wonder why I smoke dope What would you do smoke dope? Do you do smoke dope? You're a man. I'm not damn cheering on these lovers. So what I'm gonna do is sit. I'm gonna smoke a little dope Okay, mr. Whitfield. Well, look we understand you smoke dope and we have set up a three-week Rehab for you at the Cox rehab center And we want you to go stay on behalf of your family three weeks. It's free free You have somewhere to stay It's a it's food. There are people there that will be there to help you Why No, no, no, that's the other center. This is the Cox Center. Okay, this is one of the best There are some women there, but that's not your focus your focus should be getting off of the drugs that you're on You just did You just said you're on drugs mr. Whitfield That was two seconds ago Mr. Miller, I'm gonna have to let you know there. That doesn't seem to be too much hope for your dad He really been around some dope faces that's some dope face shit right there. Hey man, you said you was coming to pick me up Chico, oh, let me see if they can play this on the saxophone. Can you play? I Sound like Give me something that was not nigga win here. It's just nigga win Okay, okay, that was closer. That was kind of smooth with it. That was like he was really on dope though We I like that one her just smoking that dough. Are you smoking that dough? her just smoking on dough Just smoking that dough Everyday smoke dough. That's like, you know what that is a good play right nigga win Right now people don't think this one. This ain't your song right here A lot of shit like what? If you got a dead beat father and that nigga say he gonna come up pick up the kids Oh, you some money. He said he's gonna pay you Say gonna come over there eat that pussy When you find a crack head they got them up on the food stands for sale they say man I'm gonna get you $50 on a hundred This we're gonna make the white people man when they say they gonna in peace Trump They tell you they write up the street and they buy to pull up on you. That's it hard They buy to get their life together fellas when you go to the barbershop Your father stay on the phone and tell you you next mama takes your ass. You can't you can't that shit right? They said black people gonna get a respiration Respiration is reparations Still trying to get my respirations to think of white people to see that's why they haven't got them yet right there They don't even know what they were they don't even know 103,000 say gonna put out another album. We need that for the culture, please 3000 please come back I'm straight 3000 Lil Wayne, please come I want to hear hundred three thousand go stupid on some shit I want to hear Lil Wayne come in with no metaphor Yeah, why ain't still the best rapper alive to me? I ain't gonna say simple shit and make it crazy though. That shit go crazy. That nigga said She hot as hell call a hellin Two change who he say shit that just wruggling here, but that shit be saucy though. Oh, yeah, then they go to the stove I was game though that nigga to change I'm haunted big we stay Everybody know I'm front and then you see me out When that nigga said cheap dog skin for a life skin put them together Change my light on that mean I'm finished got nothing to do fuck you a chillin sound so much fun And nigga, he'll just say the same shit. He just said but the changes I'm to change got to change when you see me Feel it go to church get back play with me a caveman and stay with me. Yo, girl. She's like One white one black it was a nigga but she's not she a girl and you know, I got the ass girl And she burning that Just tell us No, this is worthy I swear it feel good like a food pussy. So damn good make me take all your kids I said that pussy is so good. I'm putting up with drama. I said that shit was so good Freaks in the bleachers seats Freaks where the freaks free the bleachers freaks About the common seat Chico, I will you was It's trot book. Can you go Chico? Hey where the freaks in the bleacher seat. Hey Where the freaks in the bleachers seats in the bleachers seats Freaks in the bleachers seats Some tosser freaks. I got a free a tosser free the tosser free I know she crazy. She got overalls on like the baby Dress like a man Hey, wanna touch a freak You touch my hand for What's up my white bro, if you like good pussy say, yeah We're gonna try one more time Pussy say, yeah, pussy niggaz is still like good pussy. You know, he ain't no wheelchair The wheelchair How are you? Hey, we've been free. We've been free. What type of dance is you doing? She dance like a How are you doing? Is that your boyfriend right there? You by yourself? All right White lady tonight She gonna let me sell dope out her house. I know that's right Yeah, she probably got good growth. She's a torso white lady. So she probably on a baby fat coat And we what the fuck is your young ass doing in here? He's 12 years old He's 12 years old You had some pussy before his mama said no, you probably don't know He's fucked before and a cool who is fucking at school y'all stop this shit right now. This is that's where we draw the captain Break it down. Break it down This is the 85 south show This is your favorite show to roll up and clean your house up too Out show fuck Netflix and chill that ain't how we go no more 85 south show Shout out to all the ladies Who had to watch the episode twice with your main thing on your side next seen it before That's her in the front. It's mean. It's fun and all night Are you okay? You look like you like fuck this shit. I shouldn't have paid Fuck this shit Shouldn't have paid But the nigga came and it was lit. So the niggas stay Look around shit. I'm gonna go to this sit your ass down Record the show now this nigga about to get put out We just take your ass home. How you gonna record the show or not damn android fall What you doing? Yeah, her pussy got wet. She had to stand up like, oh, wait a minute That is fucked up. No, it ain't yes, it is. No, it's not. She's opposed. She's here. She's having a good time That is y'all don't know her that is mistrunchable. Who is mistrunchable of matilda? Put him in the choke. Hey, you're gonna eat that cake. Yep. Uh-huh. Hey, man I don't want to fucking do this shit. I don't want it mistrunchable Matilda you think you're out smiling at me. This dude's a fucked up, man Put you in the choke She looked like she came to make sure we don't have too much fun Yep, keep the fun down to a minimum. You remember when Matilda snuck in her house and she had on that skirt cap and she was like The table talk down to a minimum. They gonna beat this They gonna beat this shit out of us when we leave for real Y'all fuck with people too much. We ain't gonna be able to come back to Tulsa. Yes, we is. There we are. They love us in Tulsa They gotta they gotta let me say you got up like you goddamn is caught the holy ghost. Yes, Lord Come to Oklahoma City Okay, first of all what y'all not gonna do is goddamn it. We didn't know shit How the fuck we know y'all loved us and y'all ain't told us in a long time I knew they loved us. I came up here like three four times They told me shit. Who knew the city be having them tornadoes, don't they high school bleachers Did y'all know? Oh, they lit back there in the bleachers This lady back there was some overalls on all the way down to the front drinking the drink day That's what I see you baby. No, they lit. They did close it to the concessions. Yeah Uh-huh. Well the M&M, you know the shit right here. Yeah, let me get some M&M record Real Tulsa woman. You too. I think I don't know. I don't know who you are. Oh, no, you never know what that might be You never know. She's gonna get up. Thank you Carlos. I love you I was thinking about us earlier. I made plans for us I was just being nice. Got that throat She's gonna have that thing on her throat. No, look here Carlos. First of all, I just wanted to tell you that I think I love you I had a girl who had that shit right down. She said you want to see a magic trick? I said, yeah, that bit has to begin She said why then? Dad, she said you see it Oh, I'd have had to leave. I'm like, bitch, I'm finna yank this motherfucker like a lamp I don't even want to I don't even want to fuck no more. I see some throw some food go down your throat That's it. My dick is gonna go. Yep. We don't belong here. Y'all fucked up individuals, man Love you too, baby. All the way, but I love you wherever you at Really? That bitch up under somebody's seat. I love you, chicken! Where's Waldo? That bitch ain't even had no seat. She I love you, chicken! She laying on the aisle. You fucked Hey, well, I appreciate you getting in here. That means you're efficient It's nothing in relationships. We ain't hear what they what they significant other How many y'all watched this shit before you fuck and after? All right, I got a question. Do you pause it or do you just keep playing it? Just let that shit play. I keep playing that shit. So that means your ass been fucking and bust out laughing before Right. Yeah, so stupid. I hope it was the fellas because if your girl bust out laughing the pussy gonna get real big and Ah Whoa, that's it. Like when your lights blink off. Whoa, what was that? I did not know you were capable of this shit Is this a pussy or a balloon? Man, that's you know how major that is though, bruh It's like both fuckers watch us like people watch Martin now like, you know He's making this turn us on the tv. That's just that shit run, bro Just let it run all types of shit be going on. I people be sending me videos of their kids doing loose leg and shit But like you let your kids watch this shit. Not even that shit. She bought her son to the show like fucking come on Wait, you sweat shirt little nigga Yep Girl now little nigga. Well, he sure she don't took him now She done got a body here now They gone They gone we go that's the mama right there, but will you with little man? How old is he? Thirteenth birthday today you He wanted for his birthday, but your mama in lit the bridge you here on your 13th birthday You know, I went my 13th birthday the church You know, I went my 13th birthday to sleep nigga. Ain't nobody do shit. I wonder what she negotiated Look, I'm gonna take you but don't listen to shit. They say Oh, he'd be watching this shit at the house at night when you be sleep that nigga be up under the covers watching this shit Yeah, it is in the building Go to school singing that shit Look at miss. Look at miss Jackson. She's got titties He is bad as hell, bro. Yeah, don't take what the fuck I say because I be talking about eating ass and shit So do he don't eat ass at 13. You're gonna be eating the wrong ass. I'm telling you Yeah, yeah, because if she you don't know what between good pussy bad pussy. Yeah, you don't need no Yeah, save yourself at 13. Get up. Don't do none of that You didn't have an allergic reaction to the ass. God damn You didn't found out you were allergic to ass at 13. You can't even grow up right. Yo mama. I think you got John. What happened? I'm gonna get you some Benadryl. That should knock it on out No, she's gonna be a she's gonna be real dramatic because she a mama. Well, how much did you eat? They got your face looking like that Hey fellas, how long do you eat a lady's ass on average? At least 30 seconds, you know You're not in on a minute. You put a be back there and be like look bitch. You special Yep You never say you did that for you That shit like changing the oil in a bitch car. Hold on. Let me change the oil Yep, it's running good. It's great 30 seconds 30 seconds is the ass eating in and out in and out You gotta be fresh out the shower. You gotta be like you're robbing the bank. You gotta get in and get out They gotta be a on-pile right there You can't get that ass after she done been at work all day, nigga She come home with them slacks on you got to take a shower a quick wash up As you got that slack booty. I can't fuck with it No, if you if you really love her eat it anyway No, nigga, you got I don't trust a bitch. Look at my nigga right there. No, that's there. I feel you bro Let me tell you it's our og. I don't trust no bitch. You got baby wipes, but they ain't got no kids Shit, I trust every You're gonna wipe that pussy off get your ass in that shower That'll be mad if I went down a lick some ass and it tastes like baby wipes like I know you ain't just hit yourself with a goddamn baby wipe bath I just think it tastes like hand salad tile Yeah, uh make your lips numb. Y'all so ungrateful you Little burning like you may eat musketeers First three links you got to get it out the way like the tussie pop Yeah See that's why you got to spin on it rub it off. She's like what you doing bitch. I'm rubbing that that that dust off Actually, I'm cleaning the ass before I go there. I know you've been walking all day and sweat down that move Ladies y'all look down at the nigga you get to eat that ass like nasty nasty. Okay Lady's nasty too What You did you say it's my turn niggas? That what you said? I need to say good lights off Oh, no, I got to leave the lights on yeah, that's it from the back cut the lights off I ain't fucking eating no ass with the lights off Hell nah chico pain And they could dance like on marion uh Cut the lights off chico pain do it for little saint No, we're not dancing making no music for that fucking ass shit And they could wait pass through there Oh Nigga almost slipped on this shit. No Any fellas in here getting their ass a Why do you care some of y'all niggas lie like a motherfucker? Yeah, bitch. Look at this girl right now. How they talking about your ass I seen a couple girls look at the nigga like You a whole ass nigga if your girl hands you at the hotel like this, nigga Girl you a fool you a fool Oh, little Can't need for it Hell nah niggas a foreign jaco Nigga to shake it off. Oh, I'm so sick of this That little boy's gonna come out of nowhere Hell no, I got to shake it off. All right, nigga. Hell nah that That a shock the shit out of me. Hell right dc. You got the you got to stand up off there We're like wait. What the fuck is you doing, man? Hold up Got to shake it off. No way Yeah, y'all niggas eat ass. Oh, yeah Nah, it's niggas out there Right, it's like you special like a nigga love you, bitch. Like listen You better not tell nobody Your nickname or her phone shit, baby Girl, I find I know the real reason why he talks so much shit girl Hey, dc, that's how the message gonna come in It's gonna be a gift. It's gonna be a little gift. It's gonna be like Got you saving her phone. It's goddamn Booty bandit Because they don't even take that girl for it. They just send them gifts and they just get it Yes, he did I'm gonna sell this ring tone And ladies y'all tell y'all You tell your homegirl everything they fellas your homegirl your girl homegirl no more about your relationship to you Do thing she cuz she can tell her to shit. She can't tell you All the girls in here got that group chat or that phone call they can make until all the business, bitch Let me tell you what what this nigga just did This nigga just ate my ass bitch by itself nothing else That's all he did What like he came over here to eat ass like I thought he was coming to do something else that nigga was like Uh-uh, bend my legs all the way back. I was like, what go ahead then nigga? I just took a shower too Chico, this is where the homegirl be on the other line Bitch you lying Bitch you know me better than that. I'm not lying. That they came over here with that. I know my bitch It's all in one bitch. She ain't lying. I know my bitch. You not lying like this. That the fuck up, bitch Hey, but if fellas fuck around then me the bitch with some good head. We don't tell nobody not a soul Yeah, nigga most you won't get out of there. She won't even know how to talk about it We'll be like, hey, boy, you know jam boy boy boy boy boy boy boy Hey, hey, nigga. Soon as I got down, I was like, boy I'm talking about make your knees lock up nigga. You bullshit. I'm talking about All that bro. She hit you with the black block. It was so bad. She wanted to fuck. I couldn't even get back up Boy stop playing boys. That nigga was like, boy. I'm fucked up Oh, that ain't shit boy. I had one year. We got in there on something so good You ever have a bitch suck your back juice out where you can't even let on your back She just sucked all the juice out of my back, boy I was like I had a bitch. She said you need after I'm talking about did that one on soft and everything. I'm like, all right, bitch. You just playing now like You can get your stupid ass up She just died out Bitch eating a gummy worm. All right, bitch. That she dead, bitch. Get up You just fucking, you just sucking a gummy worm. You don't get high blood pressure. You better get up You know why that shit feel funny? Why? Because that's your soul leaving your body And ladies y'all disrespectful You know damn well, nigga ain't got no more than it. The nigga might have two rounds in them if he Ate some vegetables today, but y'all motherfuckers be disrespectful. Let's go again, bitch You know ain't nothing in there. What the fuck is wrong with you? Hey chico when you bust when you bust and she keeps sucking you'd be wanting to say That db drunk, uh-uh ain't no game back up To that ladies any nut after number two that shit painful. It don't even feel good no more Yeah, you cutting in the next week dick now. Yeah, exactly That's why niggas don't be calling back. Nah, that bitch like the fuck too much last time I went over there. I fucked that bitch seven times. I had to call off work Oh, principally the busting that they be busting that black. I won't smoke. You like hold up, bitch But sometimes that pussy be hitting right you ever got some pussy on your way out the door You're gonna fuck right there in front of the door. I like that's just spontaneous You never know where you might get some pussy. I love that shit. She's about to be banged Hell yeah, you know what that means. Bitch you nasty, come on. For real. Anywhere I like that pussy. That shit the best. Go shopping with your girl and fucking the macy's dressing room Bitch ain't nobody gonna see us. Come on. Just keep your legs dead. Y'all got them high claims, bitch Y'all be fucking all that tj max and shit They definitely ain't gonna catch you in there. Definitely. I don't know. You can't do it. They don't think you still You can't even fuck. You just see footsteps God, you right. No, we're gonna have to stop. We're gonna have to stop Just act like you try shit on. Hey, them pants fit good. They're the motherfucker. Don't they baby? Uh, my bitch can't keep her noise now Sorry Sorry We can try I need to hit nudge. That shit helped me. That shit made me feel good when I hit you mom She turned real chute man. It feel good. You feel what? Right I think she likes it. Bitch, you ain't seen. Bitch, I ain't turning to the monster. I can breathe it Yeah, that should work to you about the nut. Who ladies are talking that thud out of you? Yeah, shut up. Don't say none. Don't say none. Thank you, monster, when you're about to nut. Bitch, I'll turn it to the monster. God damn Oh, shit Turn it to a whole bitch right there Ladies when the nigga bust a nut he a bitch for about five seconds Just know that if you ever want to beat that nigga ass make him nut first You got five seconds to get your shit off because that nigga can't do nothing. Nothing at all Nigga make your eyes get big like god damn. Whoo. That was a mean one right there boy. Shit Ladies y'all take pride in that. Don't you make it a nigga? They love that shit Right Yeah, ladies y'all be you can fake the orgasm if you want to but that ain't even the important part the fake You supposed to fake after you finish you you act like you can't get up I'ma lay right here Even if you can They do have a nigga too. Don't let the orgasm fake the after fuck ladies. They be confused They think they know when they nigga about the nut. You don't really know our process ladies Like you think a nigga legs start shaking the shit now they got a cramp somewhere probably He's trying to work through that cramp. This is how you know when you're nigga about the nut when that motherfucker hit that Bitch, I didn't stop to start talking to you this shit feel good the motherfucker don't Feel good Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. I love you. Say you love me. Say you love me Say you love me You gotta give me some pussy again, especially if you get that white shit on my shirt Oh, that's a nigga with some white that shit don't come out. I don't know that white shit No, it's after the wet shit drive it turns to that white shit that Don't come out. You can use oxy clean or nothing. That shit is on there. Yeah, you trying to find a cute word for it It ain't number girl nut Yep, that shit got concrete in it. You have a knock the bitch on koochie cum Yeah, that koochie cum got concrete in koochie cum. That's a commercial you see at two o'clock Hey, if you ever had your shirt white and try some koochie cum It'll make everything hard including your cock same white dude same commercial then he takes some and plug up the hole in a boat Right koochie cum strong enough to hold this 40 pound anvil without falling Koochie cum It is Niggas that and it makes it great. Y'all y'all y'all ever made a bit come on Come on them. Come on. Like you know period. Oh hell. Yeah That biggest misconception ever first of all that period been on she was acting like she didn't know because she wanted some dick too No, because when she on a period she haunted that to though No, it did you that's true. But do you know it like you be hitting that motherfucker? You like boy this pussy God Do you turn that light on nigga? You're like, oh nigga somebody died around this bitch blood everywhere She like i'm so sorry. I like this shit. You made it come down Ooh, you make my love come down I love this shit. I just stay right there. They be lying, bro Women know they pussy. They know how to make the period stop. They were like, bitch. We got an hour and 15 minutes Hurry up. Drop me off over there I'm gonna get a niggas a pussy. I'm gonna make a way 20 minutes, bitch He ain't got the 30 minutes of fuck time for the period. Come back on the pussy sale. I love that shit I love seeing that shit. Like I'm like, oh You are crazy. You bling y'all Whole time her pussy be talking to her like Bitch Man, we gotta get ready. I know we gotta get the fuck out of here. They done taped it got them carpet down boy What are they gonna do? They gotta untape this shit. We gonna sit here Because the church of the doors Believe it or not, we've been up here. Damn. No, I'm trying to leave now. Uh, close the doors, please Lock the doors put the chains on the door try to get them out of here. Oh, shit. I ain't got no money for these niggas today Yeah, yeah, man, but on some real shit Oh What my scope is that It's that age. I'm home. Y'all came and told to show out and showed me man We got love out here in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Make some noise for your sales, man Hey, we're gonna take a picture. Hold up. So we can't let y'all leave without taking a picture We got to get everybody standing up when they phones out Even if you got an android put your light up Everybody stand up put your light up light this bitch up Tulsa Light it up We'll let them see it still black wall street in Tulsa niggas niggas get to it out here Black wall screw for life niggas you did Here we go. Y'all everybody got their lights up turn the lights down. Who the fuck turn that light up Turn these lights down so we can see the light There we go. That's what I'm talking about. Here we go. Come on fly. Get in here Mr. Truffle turn around Mr. Truffle You want to get in the picture? Come on, Mr. Truffle. We need you What my script was that? What the strip was that? I got a dollar. Oh, shit. Almost there You ain't got that bag to style you these fuck that one Tulsa, Oklahoma. We love y'all This show will be on youtube make sure you go on youtube and subscribe Go on twitter facebook and instagram Subscribe to the 85 time show You have VIP Yeah, yeah, mama gotta get an old picture Mama gotta have a light One, two, three What you said you want for your birthday a little brother? What? What's up, it's your man Carlos Miller fellas. Have you ever tried to manscape your landscape and scrape your man hood? Hey, man, everybody's been there. Escape their manscape. You may not be good at it. It's not your fault You're using the wrong tools. You need to go to manscape.com So you can go get some highly engineered precision tools for your family jewels That could be a slogan precision tools for your family jewels Manscape your landscape. Yeah, go take it all. 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He ain't know what to say I can't stand them niggas Because you have to be good And honor for you to get your blessing Because if you're not good Then what off You don't My nigga, that's you had a whole week I am Talking about being good This is real life shit My guy what's up Oh, yes, uh We go to dealer All star special What's up, oh g What I could everybody You gotta get up I ain't doing nothing but practicing on y'all One two three One two three She let all the grandkids smoke cigarette It's our birthday Happy birthday One two three We reaching everybody everybody she says 65 and she watched the show every night You have no excuse She got picked up Beautiful boy, you got this Teach bond school or you look like you're supposed to be on a black girl book. She keep that bun in the glass case Oh Gotta hit a bit sometimes, but I knew what time was What 30 12 A nigga probably got a video on youtube right now holding the a k toadie All y'all niggas with the guns Don't know Y'all One two three All right That's the only nigga I know from Monticello One two three That's a hell of a name Monticello Monticello, Mississippi All right, come on in here, girl. She got three kids. They bat it. Oh, man They bat it. Oh, what's the matter? She already knew they'd been whatever he do They don't jump to him, too. Oh, he don't take pictures all three of her kids Again Now you're gonna have to explain that shit money. So we saw some pictures of you with three Hey, man, you're getting weak on us You're getting weak Watch those niggas shells are getting fucking weak You know, they're fucking funny You're supposed to be the fucking chairman How you doing, chair? You're fucking weak Look at this good match in there Oh, yeah, she got them Oh, we there, yeah Yes, come on on I'm gonna bring my sister Shirley next time Because she don't never really get to go out much She don't get to go out much Y'all ain't playing, the freshest in high school Yeah, yeah, up to you High school sweetheart You still fucking them up In the jail But why now make waves? They got the marijuana here They got the marijuana Oh, no Oh, my god Oh, my god Oh, my god That's dope That's dope, man Thank you We're gonna get some drugs We're gonna get some drugs Y'all got the weed, huh? Y'all got the weed, huh? Because we're gonna go get some drugs Drugs They ain't got no drugs No drugs You guys are bringing drugs Why are you bringing drugs? We're not here for cameras One more Why didn't you bring me any drugs, lady? It's cold, but they brought sweaters You're gonna give me a roach Hey, man Try to give my boy a half-smoke j You're crazy They all just frizzering Grabbing a half-smoke You're so stingy Where in the world From the dispenser From the day before You couldn't go to the store and bring the weed You couldn't go to your job You couldn't open your door You ain't got some of your weed We're gonna beat the shit out of the Batman Y'all, they crazy Hey, man This is that nigga that was on YouTube back then Oh, I was smoking What the hell That's all the reason why he got all the way through You feel me? That was his game retag White boy gonna kill him This is the nigga that takes your girl good morning Every morning He don't miss a morning Wait for you to fuck up What you want me to do, I don't talk to her If you want me to That is hilarious She ignored the fuck out of there It's just good morning Hey, isn't that lady look like She could have been a sister One that just left That's why I look like He got to play in his own school I bet How to hit y'all with a dispenser Get in here like that I don't trust y'all That's big spiders It was a sales bitch Ah! Never come to me I appreciate you Never Are you serious? Oh my gosh I haven't seen you since college Shut the fuck up White boy Wow, you're such a crazy girl You're so crazy You're just getting crazy You're just wow I feel like a nigga You're just a crazy gal You're just wow You're just a crazy gal Two, three I hate all of y'all Love you baby Where the fuck you going? You don't know what you're doing She's gonna start crawling up on the chair I'm leaving Just a wild crazy gal So crazy Get wild I'm leaving I'm leaving Where you going crazy gal? I'm going to go through every road Asshole All the fucking jokes are over Take your pictures and let me leave She don't even know she's going to road a road Assholes She's so crazy She's so wild She's just a wild little goose That's what she is Wild little goose chasing I'm gonna make her a man All right you fucking monkeys I'm gonna make I know you did it Don't repeat me either This is her phone That's his phone That's his phone We'll make him whoop your ass That's his phone I know We have to jump Y'all just gonna take a picture All right so who phone was it Wait a minute Pause It's the first time this shit is that We don't know who phone this is That's not your little boy She was in life You are not the mother Who got it live That is my baby Fuck you talking about After that I know who it was That's my phone That's my phone She could have kept the argument going That baby looked just like me Thank you She came back I'm gonna show you what I came to Oh you look like somebody Oh shit What? I thought you came before sorry First timer How to repeat it up in there Okay First anywhere Look don't argue with him Here She don't listen to shit her parents say Fuck you those are my cigarettes My cigarettes Who the fuck hate my tater tots Fuckin hate this place It's a little sister she even works So what I have sex for ice cream Ice cream I don't listen to shit anyone says I'll punch that bitch in the face My mom She makes me mad I'll punch that bitch in the face I'll punch that bitch in the face My mom She makes me mad I'll punch that bitch Dr. P That bitch Push her hands on me Skip school Have sex and do drugs Just people at the back If my mom makes me mad I'll punch that bitch in the face Look at that the camera from all different angles Yeah I don't give a fuck about my life That shit is crazy So what I have sex for ice cream Come on man Just take the picture He buy the picture He buy it So what I have sex for ice cream But they status want to see him Cause I don't know if you can see him She got some more skis She got Jennifer and more skis on them Christmas on your nail Get money I can tell What's her name Chanel Tanika Tanika you know she a freak uh For the week For the week It's like a dick bobbing some sneakers Every time I hit that bitch Here we go What's up Tourist squad It's like my man Big Cranky always says Yo this is the craziest nigga I know This is the nigga that Joe went to when he said that Yo this nigga here This is the craziest nigga I know He said his wow This nigga like he was in the black Out of all the niggas that's crazy This is how you start to tell him chill out Yo we used to fuck cut niggas crazy We cut niggas 750 Cut niggas 700 times All day fuck 50s First one of the first niggas I can see that What a merch table that She want a hat I think we're out of high We out He having a full conniption He can't help it man He got to get prescribed something That's the only way to stop He's not doing it on purpose He can't help it I'm gonna have to ask what you want to ask back over here Cause I need you in the fridge I have a problem These niggas don't make no better Trust me I don't think you've heard this shit They're having sex with ice cream No four Four ice cream He's so wet One, two, three Now you don't even realize that this is The sister she's the worst Right Are we out of hats? Yeah we're out of hats Everything is gone Tell it to the website You got money? We're out of hats tonight though But they're on the website One, two, three Thank you What the fuck are you gonna do with it? No, in a crazy party Bro real Happy birthday What's your name? What's your number? She's listening to Tupac She knows Tupac Tupac playing her She's filled victim to the streets She's got a scarf on her head Take that damn scarf off your head She's got a tattoo on her nose What's up dude? How you living? This the nigga that be outside when nobody be outside Snowstorm this nigga hustling Yo it's whatever He outside man it's goddamn sale Three below zero What's up What's up Yo I got the loud sour diesel all that You see that girl She's so I mean to be telling like that I want to run like I want to go all the way back And lamp all over again I have to bro Larry is Rollable She was all looked at I saw her say I saw her say that shit So what I am saying to my ice cream My mom makes me mad I punch that bitch in the face You look like you got some good uplifting shit to say about black men Not today though One, two, three Did y'all catch that on camera? Did you catch that on camera? Please I want it I want to say that for myself And I want to post that and I want to say Look this is when you laugh it for real One, two, three How you doing? Crazy man I don't know which one was that one I think that one might be a little bit less than Remi One, two, three I don't know That might have taken the Remi Remi I laughed a long time for Remi That one was I don't know between the other one with the lady that her mint stayed by the drop That was fun I'm going to tell you what took me off though She go with the nigga upstairs Right there Oh yeah What about uh I'll tell you what I heard me playing in regular I'll tell you what I heard That one popped up all the shenanigans I was like oh backstage I'm going to tell you another one where he told that nigga Minnesota He looked like the rest of his people that stinked The gorilla nigga That was so funny He said he looked like one of the people that looked like in the museum Thank you, thank you, thank you You fucked him up One, two, three So what I have to say is for Ice Cream Nigga Listen to me And she was still here So when I walked back I saw her again It's having sex with Ice Cream Thank you man Who this bitch is having sex with Ice Cream I got over there Like that white lady But I had to walk By that shit Who's birthday Happy birthday What's up man I still got it motherfucker Hey, you heard that dog You got that stone That's that stone That's that stone You sure? One, two, three One, two, three You trying to put your ass on me? No Put hip to hip then I'm not falling victim to that shit One, two, three You saw what she had So sick of these women with these big old asses You know, putting me in a compromising position I'm just out here trying to be a good man Nothing to know about She's gonna turn the ass on me And I'm just a victim Everybody know her leg broke One, two, three Is that your girlfriend? Do your girlfriend know you're here touching on my ass? Your unfaithful ass woman Tell your girl you're cheating on her And you felt it on my ass And you liked it Topanga Yeah, she did She was spilling on my ass Man, I'm both bitches Get mad, she liked me and again She's breaking her fucks up She was trying to sex me up That's that good gospel That gospel singing her One, two, three Absolutely Thank you Thank you, sweetie Good girl You are stupid Bro What's up, my girl Yeah, you do One, two, three Nah, it started, you know It started with My cigarette That one popped up Oh, he hit He knew that one set it up Man, I'm a little sweet, carry me One, two, three One, two, three One, two, three Two weeks in a row Thank you, honey Sal's in there Yeah, appreciate it That was twerking Yeah She was twerking One, two, three One, two, three One, two, three One, two, three Fuck you, mom, those are my cigarettes Killed me Little sister came Little sister, she even worse So what, I have spits on ice cream Whole family these fucks I can't even spits That was sweet I wish they had the fokin' fuck I'm not even with a drink She come Oh, my goodness Yeah, the fokin' G is, bruh See, I be on shit like they don't have it On the show, where I can laugh For like 20 minutes straight 20 minutes for another one He almost got me to date with that motherfucker That white man on the drugs Boy Oh, shit Come on Oh, shit Oh, boy That shit was so fun If you ever see any of them outside You're gonna be fucked up, bruh You're gonna be fucked up, bruh Hey, what's up, girl Hey, beautiful She be happy, no matter what going on Hey, guys, we just... Everybody deals with death Good vibes, good vibes, good vibes You're like Elizabeth, anybody got time for that shit What? Good vibes, good vibes You're a great Sunday school teacher Okay, gotcha They don't even know the scripts or something They don't even know what to do He's watching She's scared of the key Hey, beautiful One, two, three Why do you wait so late to start? No Hey, how are you? Hey, baby You look like that's what you were about to say Hey, baby Come on in here, baby Three, one, two, three You know you're back You know that? You know we love you back? Okay, as long as you know All her girls are crazy as fuck They're like, cuz, you know you, Cripp I don't wanna be put that motherfucker blue dress on Cripp You gonna laugh in blue, kid She looks okay You dress like I'm Cripp One, two, three You know that the hat is blue Here's what I wanna do Crazy You know how you can feel The weakness still around your eyes My God The hat is right up to you You live for life What's they saying? No Whatever they got Mom, kid You finna come back home in that blue dress, kid You gonna tell them how to share it with them, kid Yo, not that kid What's up, G? What's up, my boy? That shit go, man He's gonna throw, man He's like, hey, I love it I gotta keep that shit One, two, three One, two, three Don't wait That's natural You gonna fuck My ears Pocca, honest Come on in, Pocca Hold on You call her Pocca You look like they're giving people a number But won't call them back I just dropped it You dropped it back, Joe You got it, Mom? Uh-oh, damn Look You got that good clasp I got a hug, too Can you hug me? Take one of these shots That one was half bad Alright, you got everything? Yeah, we're good One, two, three Thank you Hey, y'all make sure y'all wear y'all seat belts, too Alright Y'all looking like y'all appointment What's y'all appointment? Please get the money Oh, you're doing it I got Iggy on there with y'all That's crazy I got Iggy on the show with the pointy One, two, three Can I please get the money? So, I need footage of this And she was so funny I got her Come on, buddy She just scraped my foot What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, Jim? Longer than nothing How's he doing? You don't even know it One, two, three I didn't go get on the beat I appreciate it Love, OG Boli Hi, Boli You can only have Boli One, two, three He's a street nigga, but he's the same What's up, nigga? Oh, wait, he won on my phone What was this shit last night? Shit's about y'all Shit One, two, three All the time Every day Appreciate your support That's real, man Don't make a nigga cry, man Stop this shit Only real niggas But when your girl wear that whole jogging suit You think she's gonna beat a bitch again Right now That is like how a rancher cost her life She fightin' rain She can unleash all her ghetto girl power We still don't care What's up, OG? Real good, nigga That's her You can, you still can One, two, three One, two, three Man, that was one It'll go as long as you want That's how I might see somebody Korean I'm like, man, baby You said some shit one time Yeah He bringin' his gang strong tonight He's tryin' to holler a lil' shot They were freein' but he tryin' to go thin tonight They workin' for you, man What's up, man? They got their jam in He brought this in the store Yeah, yeah We see what it is You only get when you make the McDonald's on Americans Okay, see Oh Okay, I forgot to KD One, two, three Oh, you're such a sweet little girl It's supposed to keep going though It'll keep going I wonder if it's different It'll keep going It'll keep going Have you put it on normal? One, two, three For real, go crazy, man What's up, OG? What's up, man? Terry Squaw One, two, three He tryin' to bring it to the shop He tryin' to suck it in I'm gonna pay for it I'm talkin' about the dishes You wanna make a video with my lil' girl? She's famous She's 13 They bringin' them 13 Yes To answer that What's her name? I call her Craig Hey man, you know what time it is You know what's going on What's up, Craig Girl named Craig You must fight nigga What's up, man? Her real name must be Craig Lella Thank you for being here Appreciate you, man Appreciate you, man Sometimes it's so good We will She can't be made up That shit can't be made up This is the best part of the show Right here, nigga That's what we just said I swear Nigga I'm talkin' about it gotta be like How Craig gotta be still You want three cameras on this? Man, boy I'm talkin' about like a standing Yeah, like Craig Like even me runnin' all the way over there I don't know that I don't know that Craig What's her name? I don't know if they know her You ain't getting a picture What's her name? Zahiel Okay, you record? Hey Zahiel, your mama didn't want to take a picture Hey Zahiel Hey Zahiel Enjoy your show Thank you Get over What you wanna be when you grow up What you wanna be when you grow up I don't know where that shit came from I said to her I'm like, here they go 27 picture me 16 Sit out No, nothing about no sit out Y'all never had to put glue on my ass for menace 80D I put the ad in 80D 100 What you wanna be when you grow up You show sexy You don't make my body do what it do What's up OJ What it do You got a wife dance too What it do I see this 1, 2, 3 He done slowed down What's up I was thinking they sit him right there That's how he walk up Both hands in a clack What you gonna be when you grow up Twin 1, 2, 3 What's up She used to be a nun but she stopped 1, 2, 3 She got woke She said listen I don't know what they do with it I am a Christian 8 for 2 weeks 8 for 2 weeks How about we got a fan They said like 42 days She said I think I'm a Christian What is your fastest row We could Oh yeah 1, 2, 3 I did No Come on man, we'll make a Korean video Korean metal You gotta send that motherfuckers to get videos for you man Video number 2 Take 2 Your daddy messed the video up First of all Which one of y'all named y'all daughter Cree? That's her nickname Why would y'all keep a little nickname Cause you heard her cousin Cree Oh there you go Y'all are crazy Y'all are crazy Lady Cree Appreciate it bro You guys are like cracking dating We're good Josh, you take this picture It's crazy We're breaking Stop right here Badass Y'all got stront jay on real quick Little ghetto boy I'm scared I don't wanna be with you for a while You gotta listen to this Can we get in tighter? That's what she said Get in She asked me if I could get in in the tighter You act like you can kill someone I don't know She's showing how She ain't even gonna kill me I love her I love her Howdy bro