 Welcome back to ToffeeTV, road to glory time. You're stuck at home, you can't go out, you're going to watch us. Hopefully win. We're playing Chelsea 96, social distancing, social distancing. Chelsea 96, 06, some tremendous footballers, Vialli, Zola, Robin, the world's greatest footballer, Joe Cole, of course. He can do things messy, can't he? He can do things messy, can't he? Michael Essian, thanks for the advice. Can't rescue. That is the Dennis Wise kit. It is? And Demetreo, who can't get on the side. I think of them. It's mad, isn't it, when you look at both teams, you know, the world of football that we live now, that a car, windscreen replacement firm would be sponsoring a Premier League football club, and thank you, like, photo coffees and stuff. They do a bit like NEC, mate, they both... Interesting, interesting. Both still going strong, I believe. Interesting, I believe anyway. Anyway, let's win it. Let's go and win it. Come on, the Blues, here we go, come on. Waggy. Nigel, man, I'm going conservation, mate. It is conservation, mate. Oh, man. Shoals just there for fun, don't they? Well, social distancing, making sure the crowd... Look at the Artie Bull each in the back, crowd. It's going to inspire us. Let's do it, mate. That Ibra, half back, Lingoff, nice. Chelsea in the corner there. There's your one. Come on, let's beat these. Come on! Let's do it, onto the 4-4-2. 4-4-2. Very much the Carlo, a blue-print, there it is. I mean, that wasn't supposed to go there. OK, OK, go across, you've covered the middle. I've covered it, I've covered it. I mean, I didn't cover it, but you definitely didn't cover it. I said I was covering it. You said I was covering it. You said you were, I mean, that's some sign, just to get there, isn't it? You know, I tried. You put a little badge on me on the fridge. I tried. I started at the better side. We have not got going yet. I can't even say it. Never mind, do it. All right, let's settle. Just got to settle. It's early days for Rusty. You know, we've had to come back. I really had to appreciate it. We've got to get back on it. That's OK, that's OK. It's your warning. What's all the moaning for? The offside. Well, hey, you didn't get it. No, stop moaning. And then you were offside. Just be grateful that wasn't Celestine Baviaro. We played it in. Go on, go on, Peanuts. Ream running's in there. Ream running's in there. Ream running's in there. It'll out to Rooney. Yes! Ha-hoo! Get in. Stevie Pitt. Oh! Well, you know, social distancing. What's your hands? I mean... What? Those hands? I would've thought it'd be bad. You've sprained. Yeah. Spray on me. You've got, like, virtual gloves. And you've got those, like, paper things. Like cling film gloves. More nails. Good move. Yacht move more there than that celebration in the first 20 minutes. Good ball, the ball. That is the ball. Peanut. That's where you drew this I.A. Cross through the legs. It's a beautiful finish. Pet rescue. There's no in here. Throw them on BG, that's what I was doing. Fully, Julian Anderson. Have you watched X-Education? I have not, no, but... Honestly, it's dead funny, mate, honestly. That's just it, she gets. Quite a lot of going in there. All right, let's focus again on forget about Julian Anderson. Can Chelsea's look for the yacht? Oh, sorry, I should have been there. Yeah, he's getting involved for... He's just being a lair, and now... Well, it's something that rounds with a lair. Yeah, exactly, and that... Go on, you're in! You're in! You're in! Still safe. Oh, Coo the Cheney. Great ball. Oh, he was in. Great ball. He's been like the fluker. Look at that. Oh, he done everything right. Waited. Oh, he done everything right. That's right. Keeper went down. Did he do everything right? Jilly and Anderson. Go, hey! Whoa-ho! I'm not batting that again. Looking around again. Get up, get up, get up! Yes! Oh! That was an unbelievable jump. Unbelievable, you know. Tight. They're killing Anderson. Hey! Whoa-ho! I mean, yes. Oh, he's pinched it. Go on, you're in! Shhh! He had to wait. He steadied himself. He did steadied himself. I like the old chush. You put the pressure on them. You're in. I can see them in. Oh, that's right. Great play from our tether. He carried on one of them. You keeper steadied. Oh, he just waited. He went down. Oh, he just waited. I mean, I tell you what, if he wouldn't have scored, our tether would have had his guts for Garas, mate. He'd have gone full, half-shoot, or Cabo. Kella! There's the break. Oh, it's Cabo, mate! And he went, waited for Cougar to go down and just played it under him. That is classic for you, Cougar. Although this is the most dangerous lead for us. It is the most dangerous. It's proven it's a dangerous lead. In football, for us, it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's like setting a house on fire and trying to put it out there. That's our thing. God, better! Our tether. We were hungry, yeah. Like the wolf. Very much so. Put your hands, your hands, Shred. Hungry like the wolf. I'm laughing at them. I'm butting them down. Nuno Valente! Rude! Oh! Oh, my word! Nuno Valente! My word! Nuno. Nuno. Nuno. Nuno. He's coming to the end of the tether. I said 40. He'd come from the Sunday League. 47. Pull it back. Oh, my goodness. Oh, he's got it up. He's got time to stay on site. There's options. One of them. There's one, there's one! Sorry, 20! I had two. I had two. I should have done better. Yes! Good off! Good off! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Two up. Let's not make this... Joe Cole again doing things. He's messing it up. Great touch. Oh, Blake. Peanut. Peanut. Go on, go on! Nuno! Nuno in. Ah! Perfect. He's cut him in. There's options. One of them is unbelievable. Yakuza! Oh! They're almost came to speed. End of... Don't pop it, Miquel. Oh! Miquel. Miquel. Miquel. Right. Him and Galli's speed are proving to be... Go part in the top part. There's no retreating. There's got to be retreating. Nuno. What? Peanut. What? Peanut. What? You've done them from behind. Yeah, they just stay on your feet, lad. Oh, it's a penalty. I'm sorry. That booking will be followed by an automatic one-game man. It's Miquel. I reckon he's going bottom, mate. Come on. He's all left. Yes! Great save. Peanut. The chance of people stepping over and no-one is there. Oh, that's terrible. That is terrible. What have you done? Get, get, get. Good tackle. Put your foot through it. Yes. Peanut, come on, lad. Get your head in again. Peanut has had a mad few minutes. That's good, though. Stop and go. Peanut's going to stay on the shoulder. Go on, Stevie. Go on. Just keep holding. Don't put it in. Don't put it in. Into your cupid's man behind you. Two. Oh! Go on. Put it in. Peanut in love, Mooney. Oh! Yes! Drop down. Well, come on. Come on. 3-0. Let's watch it. Second of the day. Come on. Peanut, another assist. Oh. Look at this. Good ball. Your cube has done well. Done really well. All right. Peanut, into the danger zone. Rooney reacted beautifully. Beautiful. Absolutely. Harlow Curicini almost joined Everton in the summer of 2005. Everton, Mooney, go on to him. Chelsea wouldn't let him go. But he's a good goalie for Everton. He's a good keeper. He's a good goalie. He's a good keeper. Then Everton have a really good lead. He's a good keeper. And they are r�tsing out of sight. The show's it. I don't know what it shows you. It shows you who you nearly got. Here. Almost nearly got Scott Parker as well in the summer. That's beautiful. Cover in the middle. Trying to cover in the middle. No one's going out to him. And that's a well closed down. Well closed down. Imagine that. Nothing's silly. And here's the chance to counter. This is not over for us. Normal teams. We're just engaging. This is a win for us. Yes. What a tackle. What a tackle. Oh, UHT. Sees the run of Kinshelskas. And picks out the run of Kinshelskas. What a pass. Yikubu arriving. Is it more? Yes. That's a home ball. It's another. Oh, yes. 4-0 to a piece for the Yakinrooni. Penals ball. Kinshelskas. Boom. Four zip. No social distancing there. Nope. But it's 4-0. Juicers everywhere. We have a wallop. Look at this for a ball by Kinshelskas. And Yikubu. Look at the ground he makes up. And it's a great ball. And Kinshelskas. Everyone going the other way. Back where they come from. Ever. Four. Kinshelskas. Beautiful. Beautiful. 10 minutes. Now I can start to think we might hang on for a win. Only now. And suddenly. Penal's pinched it. Has he... I mean, he's had one minute. Yes! A great win. That is a win and a half. That is unbelievable. That's beautiful. Unbelievable for us. That is unbelievable. You never, ever, ever perform like that. You know, well, we never keep a clean sheet. And we've kept out. And it's a 4-4 to. Maybe that's where we've been going wrong. We were seduced by 4-3 for something. Right, Sheffield wins the away. We've brought in. And the Inchcliff. Conservation, because New York had a really good game at left back. But we've brought him in. And it's mainly because Penal's gone out the team because he's suspended and Beazley's come into the team. So we need that extra little bit of something. And the left foot of Sheppley. Maybe. And we went to Instagram to choose the kits. We did. Both. There was an Instagram vote. And we've chosen the pink kit. Apparently that's a thing. That's a thing. It is. So let's go. Come on. Classic. Classic. Classic. Oh. There's Walker. He's up for it. He's in. And guards aren't missing a mosaic. You know though, they're up for it. Because we've just beat Chelsea 4-0. We were very, very good in that one. And we know they're going to have to be at the top of the game. I think we're going to play some of our games together as a result. You're right. But you're absolutely right. But I'm confident. No pain at all. That is a big blow. Yeah, he's a creative master. He's in second. But we've got Beazley. Beazley's amazing. He's in second. Great. We're going to be men back. The treats. Always the treats. There. Drop that. If you play deep like that. Play deep. He's got great stuff by the end here. Come on, roll it. Oh, man, that's a bad one. Not a great ball. It wasn't, but he wasn't. Not a great ball. Trying to get the jack away. Come on. Get better. Pressing. Pressing from the front. Yes. Well done, Snob. It was an ambassadorial attack. It was. It was. Looks like it has to be. Hello. Hello. Don't you say it's good to be, Jack? Well done. This time. It's beautiful. It's a very bitty game. Go on, go on. Go on. C.J. Kubo. Trying to stay onside. He's still there. Oh. Oh. C.J. Kubo. I mean, speed like that. There was a great strike in the end. Tell you what. I thought you were going to go straight. He just wants someone to run. Run, run. Then he gets his ass into him there. Boom. Matt and Alex is pulling off. I say that, and of course, Matt and Alex. Come on, Steve. Oh, Tete, Tete's going to go up flat and so on. That's C.J. Kubo. C.J. Kubo's going to win. Go on. Takes it, that's real chance. Yes! Get in! Peter Beardley. Peter Beardley comes into the side and scores immediately. Cheney, Cheney, Cheney. The chance to hit it, like, has smashed it into a bottom corner in, you know, great strike one-nil. It hasn't been much else since I was unemployed. Peter Beardley taking up his own social distancing at the moment. But, evidently, the ball into the penalty area. I think it was, it might have been Andre Kincels just that went for the header. Beardley on the chest and arrowed it beyond Martin Hodge to give evidently one-nil. Sheffield Wednesday. They've not won that. Oh, it's a chance again. Go on. And he's looked for Rooney. You, Kubo. Go on. Into what Beardley ever and they're all over them at the moment. Go on. Ah! That's really early one. Oh! Poor. It was rushed. We've rushed too much here. There was no rush. There was no reason for it. There was no reason. No reason. It's a great tackle. It's a great tackle. What is going on? It had to be done. Don't know why he's given a foul. But we're going to have to watch Palla da Caneau or Chris Waddell nothing-day. Nothing-day. There's your top out there. Nothing-day. Yeah, that's a poor square. He's had a crack. It's too early. Oh! It's too early. It's one more. Then he hits it. I'm on a piece. Chris Waddell. And that was the danger. OK. Never felt hard once again. Oh! That was more of a foul than what has just been given at the other end from which I feel Wednesday scored. OK. Re-focus. The manhandler's in that midfield! Oh, my God! That's me! Everton. All over the place now. All over the place. We're rocking here. What? On air. There's going on. Looked like a corner tonight. It did look like a corner. Well... That's a mark. It's gone long. Yeah, come on. Wins it. Rooney. Go on. Go on! Go on! Oh! Oh, it was a big one. Great ball from Snow. That's what was going out. The QB won the head. That was the most important thing. Great ball by Snow. Beautiful ball. Yeah, won the head. Right, just at this. Never had the height. All right. Better signs. Better signs. Cut to the right. Matt March is going to go long. Goes long. It's a big effort and win. They stand. Compete. It's better. Let's start winning those face balls. The QB fires it off. Nice. Because I off it. Rooney. Oh, it's got there. Probably shouldn't have got there. Oh, it's done. It's done. It's got brilliance. Go on! Oh! Got a cross. Oh! Keep us there. Oh, you... You're panicked. All right. All right. That's the way we've done well to get to our final. Very even game. Very even. So we can't complain. Fuck the score. I mean, it's rush far. No. Ah, bro. Shane. Good treat. And Snowy. And that's brilliant. That is brilliant. Got that. Go on! Brilliant, that's it. Brilliant. Can you? Make the roll. Come on. Go on. Come on. There's the pass. Brilliant from Rooney. Brilliant from Snowden. Break into the box. Keep going with it. Keep going with it. It's all Rooney. Yeah! Yeah! Shannon! Great! Oh, Snowden. It was brilliant. Oh, yes. And yeah, cool. Yes. It was unbelievable. Ian Snowden. With the assist. Look at the staff. You cannot beat. I thought Ian Snowden was that. Oh, yes. And yeah, cool. It was unbelievable. Ian Snowden. With the assist. The last time was that. Sheffield went into the 1-2. Great play from Rooney in Snowden. Rooney bust the gut to get back in Snowden. Brilliantly, Rooney causing problems. It went right to the back. And then Yaqubu on hand to just gobble up the opportunity inside the six-japot. Oh, Rooney's picked it again. It's speed. Yaqubu trying to get close to him. Not sure what he's going to do. He took him on the outside. Floated on him. You don't well really there, probably should have simplified it, but he'd won it so fair enough. It's okay, I've still got to get it through this little tiff. Difficult bit. Oh, here comes Trevor Francis, the first million dollar, million dollar, million pound player. I've lowered his valuation. Oh, shite! Good play. Plot through it. Oh, what a bit, what a bit all over the gaffer here. Oh, no! It was coming. It was coming. We've never got set in this half. That's all. Just kicking balls away for fun. We ain't had this for us. Come on. And hold it up. Come on, come on. We are all over the place at the moment. And we shouldn't have been. That's where it's coming from. Just giving the ball away in the field. Get over there. There you go, something's up your cube. Nothing is sticking at all. Hold it. This is from now. Go on, go on. Where's the run? Oh, too, too nicely, nicely, I suppose. Oh, shoot. Go on, go on, look at Dan. Look at Dan! What's going on? Ah! What's going on here? Oh, you jammy guess. You can't win if you don't lose it. Go there there, go there there. Go there there, go there there. Oof. I had a win, so he was going to fall back. He fell back onto there. Oh. That's it! That's it, that's it, didn't it? Oh, well, we didn't deserve to win that. No, we didn't deserve to win it. I mean, we've led twice, but we've got ourselves to a point. We're still in session. We've got games behind. I mean, we've won, we've won. Well, I've got more than 23. Six games to play. Oof. Big. 59 is the problem there. Big, big. Six games to go. So make sure you stay with us here on Road to Glory to see the season out. We'll see you later. Ciao.