 Stanford is a phenomenal campus. A lot of great individuals. I actually go to Cal and dressed up in red to f*** with people. If you hadn't shared that with me, I would have no idea! I know, I'm sneaky. But they caught me. I'm the sneakyest little guy. This is Linda from CalTV Entertainment, and this week, my co-host Jay and I asked Cal and Stanford students a series of tricky questions. Stanford may have beat us at the big game, but can they beat us where it really counts? Let's find out. There is an egg on a rooftop. Which side does the egg roll on? Are we taking cardinal directions over here? The bottom side. Go Bears, baby! The right side. The egg roll! So, how tall is Hoover Tower? 123 feet. Who? I thought you were talking about a person. I was like, that's definitely wrong. A thousand. Go Bears! 150. 237 feet tall. That's pretty close. It's 285 feet. Have you guys seen the pink clouds in the sky right now? That's pretty. A is the father of B, but B is not the son of A. How is this possible? Uncle. A church preacher. And he's like the father. It's actually the daughter. Thank you. You didn't say you were going to embarrass us on this thing. Can we all say go cardinals? I'm three. Go Cardinals! One, two, three. Go Cardinals! She said Cardinals. My bad. I thought we were talking about the same rules. One, two, three. You're saying the tale! I feel like you're really smart. I'm Asian. What is the average height of the US male? Five foot nine. Yes, correct. I knew that. You knew that. Quick maths. Quick maths. Minus one, that's free kick maths. What is the average height of the US male? Five eight. Five eight. Nope, five ten. Five nine. Five nine. Five nine. I think it's probably like five nine, five ten. That's the right answer. I'm not an idiot. I'm kind of an idiot. What do we call the first ten amendments of the Constitution? Bill of Rights. Correct. Quick maths. A man went eight days without sleep. How did he do this? Um, he died. He just binge watched Rick and Morty. Didn't go to sleep. Is that your final answer? It is my final answer. He just slept at night. Quick maths. A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. How did it roll? Down the barn roof. A rooster doesn't lay eggs. I didn't sleep for eight days. I'm sorry. We found that Stanford may know how to win football games, but their mascot is still a fucking tree. Us bears know how to solve trivia questions, and that's why we are the real winners. This is Linda, and you're watching CalTV Entertainment. Go Bears. Go CalTV. Go Cal's moo moo moo I sing. I don't even go to Cal.