 I am terrified to film this video. Absolutely terrified. For years and years, you guys have known that I have special abilities and talents and skills up my sleeves. And math is not one of them in any form. So today I thought we would do a little blast from the past and a little bit of torture for myself by going to CoolMathGames.com. I'm sure all of you know this website. It was one that I can't remember if I did this in school at all Cool Math Games. I don't think I did, but there actually might have been a couple of classes where they're like, yeah, you can play stuff on Cool Math Games. And we were like, sick, dude. But I'm a little bit terrified because I'm bad at math. And math games are sort of what this is. Anyway, let's just pick a random game. I'm so scared right now. I'm so scared. Move and jump with the arrow keys, rotate the walls by pressing CUNY. Okay, is this gonna just be like a normal game? It's time to resume your training. We'll start with the basics. Oh, oh, this is fine. Whoa, that's cool. Math games. But it's not a math game. I need a math game. Oh God, he's addition to make numbers disappear. God, damn it. Guys, we're all saying, you know, no judgment here, right? Right? No judgment. Just playing a couple math games, your old pal Ethan, and it's gonna be great. Click and drag a number tile to combine it with an adjacent tile. If two tiles are different numbers, they will add together. If they have the same number, combining them will destroy them both. You must remove all the tiles without getting stuck or any leftover. Oh, one, two. Oh, I didn't know it was like that. Oh, okay. There we go. Five and one is six. No moves available. Press to restart. Isn't that what I want? Okay. One and one is two. Oh, three. Oh. Look at me go, guys. Look at me go, three, three. I don't get it. Gotta go somewhere else. Can't do it. Just can't do it. Calculate this. No, no, no, I won't. I won't. I simply won't. I will not calculate this. Am I dumb? Am I dumb? That last thing, I didn't know what to do. Calculate this. Calculate my ass. Ah! Tutorial. One, 26. What? Huh? Eight plus six equals 14. Times nine. Okay. Two plus two. Okay. Oh, okay. Seven times three. Fuck. Six times. Oh, it's only 37. 37. Six times eight. Hold on. I don't wanna play this anymore. Four times two. Five times two. 29. Five times five is 25. Times two. Plus three. Nice. Five times five. Times two. Plus two. Times two. What am I doing? Divide it by eight. Six plus one. Mm-hmm. Seven times two plus one. Five times five. Plus three. 30. Six times four. Plus nine. Plus seven. Minus one. Oh, fuck it. Times four. Times two. Minus four. Five times five. Times two. Plus one. Five. Wait. Nine times five. Plus five. Plus five. Plus five. Plus one. Nine plus six. Five times five. Times two. Times two. Plus one. Nine times nine is 81. Times two. Minus nine. Minus nine. Minus nine. Times four. Fuck. This game sucks. Eight. Six plus two. Sixteen. Eight. Times two. Twenty nine. Five times five. Plus four. Thirty. Five times six. Forty seven. Seven. Times seven. Minus two. Five times five. Times two. Plus five. Times six. Plus nine. Minus one. Seventy one. Nine. Times seven. Plus eight. Eighty four. Nine times nine is 81. Plus three. Ninety four. Nine times nine is 81. Plus nine. Plus four. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Game sucks. Thirty four. Nine times five. Minus eight. Minus four. Whoops, and one. I am a fucking idiot. Sixty four. Six times six is 36. Times two. Minus nine. Plus one. Nine times nine is 81. Minus nine. Eight times eight. Times two. Divided by two. Plus nine. Plus nine. Plus six. Nine times nine is 81. Plus nine. Plus five. Five times five is 25. Times two. Times two. One, 14. Five times five is 25. Times two. Times two. Plus six. Plus six. Plus four. Minus two. Nine times nine is 81. Times two. Minus nine. Minus nine. Minus four. I hate this game. This stupid. It's stupid, okay? It's stupid. And so am I. Oh no. Magic make gold with perfect calculate. This is gonna dick me. It's gonna dick me down. Actually, I don't have it. What? What am I supposed to be getting? Oh, it needs to make 24. No, I don't like this. I hate this. I hate it so much. I don't like this game. No, no. I don't, I can't do this, guys. I can't, I just can't do it, okay? I can't do it. Ooh, equal portions. This looks cool. You hate me, don't you? You fucking hate me. You're saying Ethan's a silly idiot. Yeah, well, my job isn't to be a mathematician. Or as good as a fourth grade student. Hmm, no, it's not. No, my job is just to be me, isn't it? Is that not enough for you? It's not enough for me. Let's cut things. So let's just target into two equal pieces. Oh, are you fucking asshole? Come on. You're really gonna do me like that? This sucks. This is stupid and I hate it. Two equal. I want equal. I'll never recover from this. I will never recover from this. One, it's bad. It's bad. It's so bad. It wasn't that bad actually. It wasn't super bad. Four equal pieces. What am I doing? Garbage, it's garbage, it's garbage. 28% you are a goddamn joke. Oh my God. Could be something good. That was pretty good. That was pretty good if I do say so myself. Three equal pieces. Oh no. Oh, three? That's garbage. I don't deserve that. I don't deserve that. It's a circle. God damn it, it's a circle. What do I do? It's that good? No. Oh, you idiot. You fucking criminal. What am I doing? I don't deserve to live. How do you make it? How do you make it? Oh, too many pieces. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Shut up. Now that's okay. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Shut up. Shut up. Who is this? Who made this? Who the fuck? I hate this game. This game's stupid and I hate it, Mas軟. Savage Songbird Alert Diva Draw. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not division. Oh, you're kidding. You're kidding. 81, who gave them the right to use this? Big numbers. 86 divided by six 200 divided by 50 Wait got it right, of course they did 24 by 8 4 What's the point? What's the point? living I Can't beat alert Diva. It was 70. I trusted them. Oh That was that's the amount of points they have It's nine No, it's not I'm dumb I Can't do this anymore division round I am zero I Give me something good. Come on, please Edition I can do that. I can do that. I can do this I can do this. I can do this. I can do this They're gonna get all of them right They're gonna get all of them right starting point I can't do this. Did they get it right? Yeah 87 Fingers Oh, I don't need a coupon mr. Beast. Fuck you 64 coming back Coming back Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Look at us 43. That's Right last one last one Come on now. Oh, I fucking schooled him. I It's embarrassing. You should be ashamed of yourself alert Diva Okay, last round final round 80 120 I guessed They get it 41 No 60 times 2 is 60 72 I knew it. How did they do so good on the vision? Nobody Take that away from me Nobody Can't do this anymore. I can't I I can never come back here I can never come back. Okay Okay You made me do this You made me remember that