 When was the last time you ran full speed the foundation fitness initiative strongly suggests daily cardiovascular Exercise for all foundation staff members because during a containment breach the staff member who runs slowest doesn't come to work tomorrow or ever again Approach the entity Don't ask questions D-Class. Just get the jail. I didn't lose it Sure I'm gonna believe your story that Zach King broke into our containment to steal the size changing sentient golf ball In a bin to unalive Tom Brady Hey, don't judge every third anomalous escape room requires a ritual sacrifice. That's why we have D-Class SCP-4521 test 786 today that damn tree finally screams What the hell was that? That's completely against protocol me never Little does this civilian know that putting exactly redacted balloons in a bunch causes a dimensional rift to open in the center The coloration of the balloons acting as coordinates to the exit. This person just sent their bowling ball to a dimension of carnivorous Marshmallow as well. We're gonna have fun cleaning them up. Oh, I Asked you not to play while I'm working. I have to concentrate on this But but but but better the sentient lawnmower escaped again Doc something's happening. It's eyes are blown white What doc something's happening D-3086 we read. Oh, oh, I see it report. What do you see the ties are blown white white Green means hungry red means angry white means horny. What I don't like them when they're mundane I don't like them when they're anomalous. I just hate spiders. What's this one gonna do grow 100 feet tall. Nope It's infinite spider Class go ahead move forward to the balcony for me. How about you just turn around and come back for me sounds great doc Oh or not Do you like SCP 113 the gender-switching stone? But we should have a little more story for you to chew on check out SCP 6 113 titled temporary reflections Now I don't want to spoil the whole story because it is a ride, but a quick teaser summary There's an uncontainable entity running around anomalously transitioning people unlike the gender-switching stone Which is painful as hell has unpredictable results with non-binary identities and could possibly kill you this entity Teleports you to a nice lake for a friendly chat perfectly transitions you to your ideal identity no pain no risk of death No downsides that would make for a boring story, right? Not this time because the conflict is about the foundation Emphasizing that cold in their cold not cruel mantra dealing with the anomaly and the people who are caught in its wake It gets a wee bit dark at times, but if you can handle that I gave it my upvote I strongly suggest heading to the wiki and giving it a read secure contain protect Look I'm as happy as anyone that the overcoming shyness book we got from the Tenda villagers helped 096 to not murder everyone Who sees its face obviously that's a win, but Get real tired of all these tiktok dances the femur breakers out of commission in SCP 106 breeze containment. What are we gonna? Oh? That works has anyone seen this happen before like is it still safe to eat? The invention of the internet has made our jobs at the foundation so much easier people post their freaky anomalies online looking for help Our webcrawlers pick it up. We go contain it. We're to warning though Don't eat the anomalies before we arrive not even a taste Ohio are our soul traps soul traps Municipal infrastructure conceivable purpose. You're them singing you need to get away Ohio not a fan of soul music We needed an updated artistic representation of SCP 096 his face to ascertain whether it ages or changes in any other way over time So following protocol we stuck a d-class in a submarine with painting supplies in a photo of 096 his face The result was shocking a secondary entity was pictured in 096 his mouth could it be the source of its anomaly perhaps? Slow down. You didn't even tell me what I'm looking for out here. Is is that the entity affirmative doc? That's just a guy in a fursuit. They're infected with SCP 3 3 1 2 Oh crap. I don't know what I expected Radiger climbs the ladder Cartoon cat a nigh unstoppable tuned force entity shows up and she punches it Dr. Sherman reporting from the field. I don't normally do this But this hypothetical was very interesting to me So we would absolutely not test this because 6a2 could regenerate from the damage of 48a5 coming out of its mouth So it would not kill 6a2 But it would still give 6a2 the Waldo tattoos that make it a vector for Waldo So anyone who knew where 6a2 was would then be attacked by Waldo. So yeah, we're not trying this one of his shirts Nah, that's all about eight of them How well say you're gonna learn the valuable lesson to lock the closet in your office Sir, will you please stop staring at me? Where's the rest of you scp foundation? What's your anomalous emergent? No, it's you agent Iplier. All right. What do you need spit it out? Look, I know I caught you with scp 297, but the silent treatment's not gonna Whoa, what in the scar the king's jockstrap was that? No, are you kidding me? There's already a lake full of bodies. I'm not supposed to recognize and now they're all over at our space too The foundation is even gonna have reliable space travel for another two years three depending on your canon This is not my department Uh transfer me to site director Sherman Sherman we need to talk about this thing I Don't care if it's a relative. I don't care if it's a romantic interest. The lesson is the same say it with me now You do not recognize the bodies in the water Next up on our tour is a special treat. You get to observe feeding time for the cupboard creature Hey, which of you forgot to lock the containment chamber for the cupboard creature We were this close to a new record nine days since last containment breach Now i'm absolutely story of a girl gonna have to change the sign back to zero Sorry about that Now I know what you must be thinking cup noodle. That must be a budget thing, right? But it's actually a quirk of this anomaly We caught the cupboard creature in a rampage across convenience stores and gas stations in the midwest Thing just really loves its cup noodles Weather report in the back rooms. It's raining balls Strike that for the recording, please Leave it to d785 to find the gross wet section of the back rooms Yes, I understand it's karmically relevant because d785 used to drown children in it up there doesn't mean I have to like looking at it They get a swimming pool The back rooms has a swimming pool async goes exploring and they get a swimming pool But when we explore its infinite staircases or hell dimensions or the esophagus of a monster that makes you redacted d785 go look at the rules, please Huh makes sense. I get it. That's you don't recognize the bodies in the what? No here, too. 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