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So if your voice is permanently changed, then you can never say another thing about Austin Butler's voice from Elvis. Oh, pretty baby. Anyways, today we got a one in a million moments in Cricut. One in a million. One in a million. Obviously, this is the moments that happened that were one in probably a million chances. The odds of it happening are one in a million. In a million. Like that catch, who's the outfielder from the Angels yesterday on opening day who did that no look behind the, did you see that catch? Yeah. Oh, insane. One of the greatest outfield catches ever. Behind the back, not even looking, just throws his glove up and the ball goes in. Crazy. I love it when the ball goes in. Here we go. I was trying to just fall it up with the yummy tube. That was funny. Oh, yeah, ball. Yeah, feel it. One in a million. One in a million. There's 20 of them. A rare moment in Cricut. Beautifully struck. Oh, it's hit the Coventry box window and there's glass all over the place. Oh, my God. Wow. Yeah, right, Tom? Did it really? Oh, it's everywhere. Yeah, look at that. Sure did. Straight six, shower, deal, manthroop and Tommy Oumbangua in glass. Dang. Exclusive vision and the pair of dust. That's funny. Crazy. One nice and clear. It's a... What happened? What? Wait. How the heck did that go off? No one's touching it. Is it the wind? Does that count? If nobody... Does that count? How did they rule that? I can't count, because it's like if the wind knocked it off. I bet it was a fly or something. Ega. Yes, there's a big gap between. Yes, move forward, move forward. Satisfied. Nobody involved. One of the more bizarre reviews. Missed everything. Barely missed it. Wow. Gotcha. Oh, one in, one in a million. Taiya Shu, yeah. One in a million, yeah. That's real nice of you, yeah. One in a million, he's gonna Taiya Shu, yeah. One in a million, I won't ever Taiya Shu. He said that one in a million. Yeah. I don't think the odds of that are one in a million. A little Tanveer. Jack of all... Tanveer. If you're watching, it was such a wonderful ball of her. What happened? Oh, that's a pretty good seed. One in a million, yeah. Gonna do it one in, one in a million, yeah. That was wide. Wow. Very wide. Very wide. With the ball. It's a little to the left. Why is that one in a million? Big no-ball. That's a bad nickname. Old big no-ball. What happened? Oh, it's a bat. It's a wicket. It's a bat. It's a wicket. That's the way you're cricket. That is the wicket. Unfortunate. That's the way you're cricket. Yeah. Probably one in a million, yeah. 13, lucky number 13. Oh, it's gonna hit a fan right in the butthole. Gonna hit a fan right in the butthole. What? Hey, no, no, no, no. Did he call that an out? He's standing over the boundary. Oh, he did it. That's legal? That was legal. That was legal. That was legal. What? Get out of the way. What? Get out. Get out of the way. What? Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out of the way. You're obstructing the field. Oh, yeah, you can't obstruct the guy, I guess. Look out now. Get out. Get out of the way. You're backing up. You should go forward now. Get out of the way. Yeah. It was one in a million. 11. Double one in a million. Yeah. What is Mark Wood? Mark Wood. There he is. He just walked away. He doesn't want to be with you guys. He thinks you smell really bad. He's been playing all day, and you're stinky sad. That is typical, Mark Wood. Don't think the odds of that were one in a million, yeah. What? What? What? That's too big to be a cricket ball. That happens all the time in baseball. I don't understand why that would be one in a million. It happens every time. Not one in a million. That's a four? Nine is no in German. Not too sure why that was one in a million. What? You know what they call an upper decker? It's when you poop in the reservoir of the toilet. Wow. I guess switch hitting is not common. Just become a left-handed bat. Passing one-handed too easy for it. I'm asking because switch hitting your baseball is... Because we don't know shit. That's news. He hit the spider camera. Oh, yeah. He hit the spider camera. Yeah. Huh. He hit the spider camera. Where's Peter Parker? Because he hit the spider camera. Boink. What are they doing? That's an area. Oh. See, in baseball, that's still in the field of play. Six is nine. Upside down. What? Car celebration. What? Hey, we won the game. Go in the lot and bring out my Rolls Royce. We won the game. Go in the lot and get my Rolls Royce. I drive a hybrid. I don't drive all Rolls Royce. I drive a hybrid. I don't drive all Rolls Royce. Get the Jeep. Open the doors. I don't think the May Girls' video knows what one in a million means. Yes. No. This is one in a thousand. One in 29. Stretch. Stretch. Get the stretches on. Yoga's good for the body. It's really good. Yeah. Confused. I am confused. Nice. Wow. That was nice. Way to be there. Way to be there. Whoa. Oh. That's a big hit. That's a big hit. It's like he knew what he was going to throw before he had left his hand. Yeah. He got to switch up and everything. Number two comes out your butt hole. What? Number two. What? What was that? Once again, I don't think the odds of that are one in a million though. No. Elbow. My hand on your balls. I'm going to put my hand on your balls. The number one one in a million. The number one one in a million. It went through his back. A rare yoga from my leg spinner Zampa. Rare yoga. Rare yoga. Rare yoga. Rare yoga. Rare yoga. Rare yoga. Rare yoga. That yoga was so rare it was bleeding. Yeah. That music was groovy, man. Put that on every cricket video. Yeah. Some of those were definitely one in a million. A few of those were one in about 2,500, I think. Does anybody know the reason for the... O.S.R. Cricket. Doing the cricket videos like with Zarr. Who the fuck is Zarr? What? Are you saying Corbin? I don't know. I just say it comes out my mouth way. That's my flow. Corbin Miles. Eminem. Who's better if we don't know? It depends on the day. It really depends on the day. But, man, can I rap? Because that's the one in a million thing. So can Santa's elves. It's very impressive. Yeah. A lot of those are interesting things that happen. I don't know if I would qualify them all as one in a million. Yeah. I don't think you can categorically state that. I think that's... I think it's actually... It could be... I mean, people might not do it a lot, but I think it's not out of their own possibility. Somebody is like, stops the ball with their hand. Yeah. It's... I mean, should you do it? Probably not, because that's probably against the rules. But, I mean... Yeah. The ball's coming to natural reflexes to stop it. You know what would be a one in a million thing in cricket? What? A bare-handed catch. I don't think that's very common. What? We're looking at the comments. Yeah, the switch hit. Apparently, that's not common, a switch hitter. That if you're a right-handed batsman, you're a right-handed batsman. Yeah. Also, the out-of-boundry thing. If he jumped when he was out of bounds while not on the ground, can he throw back in and catch it? Is that legal at all? Right. Or do you have to be in bounds to jump and then throw it in? You can't be out of bounds, jump off the ground. Right. If you go over the boundary and you've not touched the ball yet and say you catch the ball as you've leapt into the air so your feet are not on the ground and throw the ball in the air before you land and then run back in bounds, does that count? Yeah, I don't know, man. That's one of those, I have no idea. I think they counted them out, which is, I think, what the thing said. Yeah, it said that that was an out. I don't know, man. At that first look, it didn't seem OK. Anyways, let us know about all these if they are actually one in a million and other cricket videos we can react to down below.