 Spider-Man Homecoming comes out this week, so we wanted to lay down all the spoilers of this movie because why not? Let's talk some shit So Spider-Man Homecoming started this week. It was amazing. We all loved it There's so many hidden characters. There's so many special cameos There's so many secret things that people might not know might want to know. I think let's talk about it It's a shocker. Yeah shocker played by two people two people who are they the guy Marissa shoots in the OC. What? Oh It was kind of another character he was two people but was hardly in the movie Yeah, and there was the tinkerer as well and I think when they announced all these villains were coming into the film I was kind of thought oh spider-man 3 all over again. Yeah, I'm really glad they weren't like a huge part of it Absolutely kind of there. I did like shockers There were a lot of hints to the original costume Yeah, Donald Glover Donald Glover the glove man the glove man the prowler the prowler I was a secret character. No one kind of knew who he was in the movie. Thank you except for me Yeah, I kind of went And so I don't man favorite over here The fuck is the problem? Come on man He's playing Miles Morales his uncle so Donald Glover got his wish kind of kind of that's pretty cool And he's playing our Lando in Star Wars, which is Betty Brant showed up recently in a great sequence Sequences on the on the video Whoever edited them together and did all the crappy green screen and the crappy crap camera work And even though the weird awkwardness between Betty Brant and the other character like we're pronouncing his love for she's like no, thanks And then obviously the big kind of reveal of the ends Is whatever the Michelle's yeah Michelle's characters MJ. Yeah. Yeah the diversity in this film is unreal But that's why she just you could tell that she had something for him the whole time Yeah, it was around always around. Yeah, I'm no stalker. Yeah, be like Okay, you know what I think the amount of Tony Stark in the film was fantastic. Yeah, I love Iron Man I think Robert Downey Jr. Is fantastic as that character. So just having those snippets I thought it was a lot better than Civil War. It was only enough for about 10 minutes Too much man, like I like Captain America. We saw bits and pieces with these. Yeah, that stuff was great Avengers 2.0 is Civil War really. Yeah, but this movie was very much a spider-man movie and not so much an Iron Man movie Like the posters the trailers everything the marketing for this movie was telling and he was only in it for Maybe 10 minutes 15 minutes It was very much spider-man living within that world. That's right So obviously we saw Captain America show up as like training videos and high school Which were also fantastic also Burgess handle Burgess the guy that this coach there Did you read the other day that he paid paid a double shot for the premier for 500 bucks? He didn't want to go to the premier so he's paid some guy that looked like in 500 bucks to show up What a legend. This film has probably the best after the end credits sequence. Yes, there's two There's one that matters to the movie. It talks about scorpion talks about vulture possibly a sinister Six going on. I think what they tried to do with the amazing spider-man. Exactly. I'll probably actually pull it off Maybe yeah Marvel's using it. So there's a good chance. It'll be a sequel to this But the second ending was directly after the credits and made you wait and the whole purpose of making your way Was the patience video from Captain America, which I thought was yeah That erupted the entire yeah, everyone's going crazy even David Campbell behind you and David Campbell. I love you David Flash Thompson is definitely different from the comic book. Okay. He's not so much a part of the nerd school Not a jock. Yeah, which was really cool. I thought it was interesting take on him And maybe maybe I'm actually Give him a reason to kind of bully Peter Parker, which was kind of cool Yeah, I really I think I really liked about this film is that even all the minor characters had like really funny And had been played their part even Martin star as the teacher. I thought yeah, it's some funny moments Yeah, I kind of played their part very well and was kind of given the right amount of screen time Spoilers for me. I didn't know that the monument in DC you actually had a lift in it So I want to go to Washington DC and go in that shit There was a lift in the monument in Washington DC. I didn't know that I thought I think was just a brick wall kind of like What about suit pretty high pretty cool high tech. Yeah, that was something else. Yeah It reminded me of the Michael J. Fox back to the future to where he's like presses like That was maybe one thing I actually didn't like about the movie I thought he was just a little bit too high tech Yeah, I know they had to give him something a bit different but when he was like Oh, there's 500 different web combinations and he was like when he took off the parental lock and yes Failing miserably. Yeah Like how much can you put into a suit? Yeah, yeah, drying like it was a funny moment, right? Yeah. Yeah, it was good It was good like it was a bit of there's a lot of comedy in this Yeah, they really try to amp it up to make it just extremely funny Do it like you were fucking chucking like there was no tomorrow There was this lady next to me here was so worried when she saw Michael Keaton Michael Keaton revealed himself to be Liz's dad and this big sequence towards the end of the movie where Peter Parker goes over and gives the you know picks up Liz for the prom or homecoming and This lady next to me was just starting And then when Liz's mom came out she kind of like startled them and she literally jumped from a seat And I lost my shit for at least 10 minutes because it was just like Anyway, I couldn't stop laughing we're forgetting something the main thing the ultimate spider-man Spider costume iron spider. How can we not talk about that? We saw a very small hint not much use, but it was definitely the iron spider costume from the crime port Do you know what that is? That was incredible man. I was blown away by that. That was a great thing. Yeah But I the question looked badass too. Clearly there's been so much design on that costume. It has to come back We'll probably see it in infinity war. I'm gonna guess You know we're missing guys. We're not talking about the start of the film How was all first person like it it showed that was yeah, that was great. We showed we showed um civil war Selfie vision from from spider-man's burn. Yeah, that was that was awesome. It was kind of cool to see that perspective Um from what we've already seen before and I love the shot of like that He left the camera recording him doing the backflip over the top of captain americans. Yeah, that was amazing What might have been actually cool for that sequence? I thought was I don't know It's just social media went inside me. It's like why don't they make a peter parkour spider peter parkour peter sparkles um peter parkour And where you could have like released this as the movie went on like that could have been something cool Like we've all seen this. We don't really need to see it again But it was cool to see it again, but in a different perspective, but if you ask me I don't think the marketing department really you what they were doing. Have you seen the poster? Yeah, I've seen the poster. I've seen the menu posters Iron man, but it's all like we know how to use photoshop There is this new york and washington in one poster really And there's like 50 heads floating heads. It's like the iron man poster, but like Crazy and then there's this new one that came out like two days ago where some guy used to like worked out a paper texture effect And so he made this like scrapbook poster. We've seen that one It's got like the spider man homecoming logo cut out on a like brown piece of paper and then characters from the movie like Paulie cut out. Yeah, it looks awful. There was a lot of shock moments Which I really like like I had no idea the lis was going to be um Michael Keaton's daughter and that reveal in that part that sequence where he opened up the door I was like the fuck you're doing in there, but then like the diversity in the film Probably because I'm a little bit racist. I couldn't work out the two like I didn't go My brain didn't go. Well, that's a dad. I just went That's you kid. No, you've kidnapped them. My brain went straight to you've kidnapped And and I didn't think even for a second and that was a dad who was like, you know, come on in But that's that was fantastic when they're driving up to the homecoming dance And then he's like I want to have a conversation to your date. Peter. Yeah She goes inside and he pulls out a gun and puts it to the sea and just goes This is your like final chance. Yeah. Yeah. You're either with me or against me Going and that was just that just made him a fantastic villain and I would absolutely love to see more of him And I'm so glad this movie didn't kill him off. That's such a trait for these movies I feel like the all the spider-man movies are gonna kill off the bad guy All Marvel movies in general and I think Marvel have always really kind of faulted in their villain's kind of space And I think this was this was a really good step for yeah Yeah, absolutely a grounded villain that made sense for him to be a villain With the rider. What else have they done? Uh, they done recently did vacation movie. Yeah, it's John Frantz Staley from Freaks and Geeks Yeah, really giant nerd. Yeah spider-man lover. I actually like vacation. I thought vacation. The new one was great. Yeah, that was funny. Yeah, really funny Guys, we've got to talk about Ned. Ned! How can we forget about Ned? Ned was one of the best characters in the movie. Awesome Yeah, what's it? Would you call it something in the chair? Yeah, the chair. Professor Ray. Yeah, yeah, exactly Um, yeah, the Oracle. It's funny how he actually had the spider-man, uh Yeah, he just the mask on he's just sitting there on his computer, but I love that it reacted as well to him as well Yeah, the eyes moved in that. He was pretty cool man. He's Mr. Tech. Tech Savvy. Yeah, it was very much similar to the ultimate's character Ganky. Ganky and um, uh, but funnily enough Ned leads becomes hobgoblin in the comic books I don't think that's going to happen with this character. No, it's I just I don't see him as the actor maybe No, it doesn't I don't think he could lead a whole movie himself will be like a strong villain Yeah, but he's his best friend. I think part of me would like that But it's also very much too much similar to Harry Osborne and the Green Goblin because it's even the same kind of character I really I really like that Ned found out Peter was Spider-Man really early on in the film And it gave that kind of the ability for Peter to kind of put like, you know, share his story with somebody else And I thought that that was really cool. So the ultimate reveal in the end was Aunt May So so Peter's like got his soup like Tony's giving the soup back. He's put it on He's taken the mask off and as he's about to turn around Aunt May is just coming behind him and gone It's good that she knows now they kind of don't have to keep pushing that You know and uh, fucking Aunt May is going to find out now Now he doesn't really have to stay at home. He can he can say look I'm going to go and work with the Avengers now. I think he was sort of unless she bans him Yeah, well, I hollied out that Spider-Man to the ground of years. She's like, oh boy I gotta say I'm pretty excited that Tony Stark just put up your hand. Yes Yes, you know, thank you. I'm pretty excited that Tony Stark did not give him the great powers great responsibility Oh, man, I thought I thought that might have happened. He did say the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Yeah, but I'm okay with that Tony to replace Uncle Ben. No, that's right. And I'm glad we didn't really do any of that origin story stuff again It was so he got bit by spider cool that it hurt. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that was the best thing about it I didn't want to see the uncle Ben stuff and it was good to just like cut straight into the story And I think that's what it was refreshing because we've already seen this rebooted twice for another reboot We're like, oh, what are we going to do listen to the same storyline? But no, it was all fresh and exciting And it do you know what the storyline is? Yeah He gets uh, he goes to krypton Batman's parents It was epic. I think out of all the the marvel Cinematic universe. This was probably my favorite one. Oh That's a huge core guardians one and this one amazing, uh, homecoming spider man. I don't know man. Okay, look Amazing spider man with andrew garfield. I really love up to the point of tonight and then homecomings taken that away So it's guardians and this right on definitely in the upper epsilons of the marvel cinematic universe Yeah, I put this around the same kind of areas ant man I feel like it almost doesn't fit into the marvel universe in part and way in part ways But um, you know, I loved it I don't know where it sits because I haven't watched all the marvel movies together And I feel like I made that call last year of rogue one saying that rogue one was the best star wars movie outside of empire Not so much anymore So I need to give that give you this movie a second chance in the rest of the cinematic universe A second chance before I made that call, but it's pretty high up there. 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