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Let's try birdie Well, it's can night again Bombs away Well, let's try the parlor must be quiet somewhere in the house Just think Marge in two weeks will be man and wife. Oh Bronco, isn't it wonderful? Yeah Today I got our reservations at honey suck a lodge. Did you get the bridal suite? Did I I got the bridal suite for the sweetest bride? Oh Bronco, you say the nicest things. Yeah, that's a funny thing Marge until I met you I could never say things like that. Oh now Bronco. No, I mean it I used to be practically tongue-tied, but now I come out with some real gyms Well, good evening children. Hello, wonky. Oh, hello, Mr. Gilder Sleeve stepping out tonight. Oh, no I'm just going to the Jolly Boys meeting. What are you kids up to? I'm taking my honey-to-honey suck a lodge. What another gym Marge? Oh brother Bronco and I have reservations at honey suck a lodge. You have bridal suite, I suppose. Yeah Oh, it's going to be a wonderful honey moon, on key We want to spend some time at Lake Cherokee. Yeah and Marge I think we should take in stone quarry falls and as long as we're that far why not go on to summit view Oh, could we Bronco? Oh, why not? And then we could drop on down into Wolf Creek Valley This doesn't sound like a honeymoon. It sounds like the Lewis and Clark expedition Oh He's right. We couldn't possibly go to all these places in a week Bronco No, we couldn't afford it either unless we took a house trailer. Oh, fine We spent our money for a house trailer. We couldn't afford to take it anywhere Well, instead of going to Lake Cherokee, you could park it up by the Summerfield Reservoir Marge, maybe we'd better shorten the itinerary. Yeah, you're like most honeymooners I guess you won't remember much of the scenery anyway Well, no matter what else we have to give up. I'm going to Lake Cherokee. I want to wear my new bathing suit Oh, yes, the luminous pink job Marge if we can go to Lake Cherokee, we can go to summit view I've always wanted to see four states at once. Well, I'm going to Cherokee. Well, I'm going to summit view Well, I'm going to the Jolly Boys Yes, I'm not late for the meeting. It looks like the friendly neighborhood drugists crossing the street Hello PV What can I do for you this evening? Yeah, but PV you're closed. Well, if your purchase is big enough I'll go back and open up. No, thanks, PV. You're not gonna get any of my money tonight. Yeah, I can wait Well, there's the judge Good evening, Jack. Hello, Horace. Thanks for holding the door open. Not at all. I'm Tray-Boo, M.S. Judge at a French dinner tonight. Matter of fact, I did somebody has to give a little tone to this club You know, you've made us quite distinguished, Horace. Thank you, Gilday. We're the only club in town without with a French goat Well chief and Florida here Hey, Commissioner, the chief and I got a great idea. Oh commissioner How'd you like to have the Jolly Boys singing? Oh promise me at your niece's wedding Thanks chief, but we're having a soloist. Well, what's wrong with four soloist singing together? Well, yeah, and me at the organ that did it. Sorry Floyd, but all the arrangements have been made Well, if we can't sing at the wedding commissioner, how about singing at the reception? Well, I plan to have Irving Hotsteader and his head cats playing in the Polar But I could save a little money there. That's a capital idea, Gilday Let's rehearse something appropriate. Well, I'd be leaving on a trip. We could keep coming around the mountain. Yep That'll never do. It should be something about a honeymoon a joyful number for a joyful occasion Oh, look who's talking about honeymoon. He ain't never been on one Floyd, he's touchy about it. The only song we know with honeymoon in it is by the light of the silvery moon Yeah, in fact, that's one of the few songs we know. Yeah, well, let's try that then, huh hit it Floyd coming up commission You want to go on another honeymoon By the way, Gilday, I've been meaning to bring this up before the group What can we jolly boys give marjorie and bronco for a wedding present and wedding present? You mean our singing ain't enough. Oh No, Floyd Gentlemen, I think the jolly boys would be remiss if we didn't make a suitable presentation to the niece of one of our most Beloved members judge you touch me looks to me like we're all gonna get touch Give us a little hint, Gilday. What do they want? Well, the little family is buying the children silverware and Aunt Hattie sending him an electric blanket Well, I imagine the young couple just starting out can use almost anything Yeah, when me and lovey got back off our honeymoon. We was flat say that reminds me fellas Marjorie and Bronco want to go to a lot of places. They can't afford. Oh just this evening They were wishing they had a house trailer. Oh them house trailers cost a lot of dough Yeah, but we could rent one fellas I'll bet Sam the trailer man had rent us one cheap somehow a rented trailer doesn't sound like something Emily post would recommend as a wedding gift Well, she doesn't have to know about it. I Think it's the very thing fellas believe me. There's nothing they'll appreciate more all in favor say I I Age before beauty judge, thank you Nice of the dolly boys to kick in $5 a piece wasn't it Horace most generous is this Sam's place gilday Yeah, see that sign judge Sam horn. We blow about our trailers Floyd and Peeley weren't very enthusiastic about the trailer idea Well, it happens to be exactly what Marjorie and Bronco want judge guilty. These look pretty nice Mm-hmm. I doubt if we can rent one for our $25 judge You leave everything to me anytime the water commissioner can outsmart a used trailer dealer. I'll toss in the sponge Say this one looks nice. It does doesn't it look guilty shower stove refrigerator cute. Good morning. Yeah Good morning. Are you mr. Horn? Well, I'm Sam to my customers Well, we could be customers if we get the right deal. How much does this one rent for mr. Horn? It's a beauty judge. Let me handle this Sam and what's the rent on this old weather beaten trailer? We're looking at it isn't weather beaten gilday How much Sam $30 a week Sam, I'm a Throckmorton P. Gilles leave glad to know you just passing through Your tourist guilty All right judge Sam oh man, I'm one of the city commissioners. I'm in charge of water business is good. I suppose Water is pretty much in demand Well, yes Anyway, I guess it isn't every day that you get a chance to rent a trailer to a city official a Sam No, it ain't the last city official. I rented a trailer to didn't bring it back He didn't he was the city treasurer Very good Sam Well, what's the price $30? Mr. Horn, I'm judge hooker. The trailer isn't really for commissioner gilder sleep. Well, it's $30 to judges, too No, no Sam. You don't get the idea We want to rent this trailer for a young couple to use on their honeymoon honeymoon. Yeah, my niece Well, why didn't you say so? I always get sentimental about honeymoon. I've got them hooked now judge My son's honeymooning right now. He is well fine How much Sam $30 he just wired for money You're a hard man horn Sorry boys chipping on the trailer runk. Well, I chipped in twice Leroy But what the heck it'll be the most appreciated of all the wedding gifts Gosh, I wouldn't mind taking a honeymoon myself if I could go in a trailer By the time you're ready Leroy, there'll be honeymooning and flying saucers Where is Marjorie? I can't wait to tell her. She and lover boy are in the kitchen. Yeah, I guess Bronco's eating again Marjorie We're having a sandwich mr. Geller slave. Yeah, so I noticed How about you wonky? It's almost lunchtime. Thank you my dear, but I'm too excited to eat I've got something to tell you. Oh, remember last night when you were talking about honeymooning in a trailer Oh that oh, yeah, we junked that idea. Well, I would You did well, I've always dreamed of stopping at nice hotels and sort of living in luxury on my honeymoon Yeah, that's the life luxury Well, luxury is nice too, of course But last night you said yourself that you could visit more places with a trailer Oh Marge wouldn't like it mr. Giller sleeve. Well, I just happened to stop by Sam Horne's trailer lot this morning There was one there with a shower and a refrigerator and a beautiful little kitchen Kitchen, you know mr. Giller sleeve a kitchen is no place for a bride to be on her honeymoon Well, I said to myself no bride of mine is going to do housework until we get back to the house me Wonderful, yeah, adorable And if you'll excuse me kiddies, oh wait a minute mr. Giller sleeve. What did you want to tell us? Nothing Bronco wait a minute uncle go with you Care for part of my pickle uncle. Oh, thanks my boy. I'm in one Don't worry about the trailer uncle if they don't want it. I use it you Leroy sure I'll park it out back and use it for a covered wagon. I can get inside and play on shooting Indians through the windows Well, I might just play with you. I've just been scalped by an Indian named Sam Horne We'll be back with a great Gilder sleeve very soon When you're shopping tomorrow take a long look in your grocer's dairy case a long look at that new cheese package marked Craft deluxe slices. 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I guess I'm just ahead of my times Say What's the trailer doing back of Floyd's barbershop? And there's a judge and the chief on top of the trailer And Floyd leading out of the window Follows what's going on Alright, that's long enough. What are you doing with the trailer here? We're working on it I persuaded Sam to let us take it and fix it up, but we're the dwarfs Dwarfs tidying up the trailer for Snow White and her Prince charming. Well, that's very nice judge Why don't you grab a broom commissioner? Yeah, I'm Sneezy Floyd is happy the chief is grumpy and you can be dopey I thought you fellas didn't like the trailer idea and I come down and find everybody working except PV Well, I wouldn't say that Maybe what are you doing in the shower? I'm not in the shower. I'm in the medicine chest What PV is stocking the chest with sundries PV. You shouldn't do that. I'm happy to do it, mr Goaters clean. I brought quite a few items from the pharmacy toothpaste shaving cream razor blades band-aid Yeah, you know how them nervous grooms are when they shave they need first aid Oh How can I tell them the kids don't want the trailer that we're having a ball commissioner? I've been thinking about this thing fellas. Maybe the trailer isn't just the right wedding gift Are you kidding? Just come inside Gildy and see what we've done. Well, I must admit it looks very attractive Look at the little curtains. I tacked up dotted Swiss Very nice judge. Yes, and I painted the cupboards commissioner steel gray some paint We had left over at the jail The mirror I guess everything's ready for the bride and groom fellas. I know how hard you've worked And I hate to have to tell you this but yes, Gildy. Well the kids don't want the trailer What a fine time to tell us yes, Gildy You were the one who suggested the trailer in the first place. I know judge mrs. PV called off her whist party to watch the I'm sorry PV. What a double-crosser Floyd now fellas fellas. Let's remember we're all jolly boys Well, the chief is right. What the heck let's forgive and forget. I'm willing Let's hitch up the trailer fellas and take it back. Don't look at me commiss you take it back Huh? I lost enough time from the shop already. Well, I should be getting back to the office But follow I'll walk with you judge. It's time to feed the prisoners. I think I'll take my sundries and go back to the I think I'll cry Trailer I can just get this thing into Sam's lot about pulling out the back end of the Studebaker At least I'll get our money back there Sam's place. I'll like get this thing in the driveway Oh Made it Now if I find Sam You'll understand when I explain to him the things just didn't work out Sam hey Sam. Yeah, there is good old Sam What happened commissioner? Well, we ran into a little difficulty Sam. Oh, yeah My niece and her groomed to be he changed their minds about the trailer. You know how kids are Well too bad we'll just unhitch it and forget the whole thing. Yeah Sorry, you can't use it commissioner. Well, so are we good. Bye commissioner. Good. Bye wait even a Sam What about our money? I said I was sorry Sam. You've got to give us our money back We return the trailer commissioner. Do you give people their money back when they return water? Well, that's it. That's never happened once they take it out of the faucet. I mean Look Sam the trailer is in better shape than it was when we took it. We worked on it. Look there dotted Swiss curtains jail paint It's an improved trailer. All right, go to sleep. I don't want to get in bad with the city officials I'll give you your money back. Fine. I'll only charge you five dollars for the day you had it Zeke scalp again I Don't dare suggest anything else for the jolly boys to give Marjorie not after a way. I've botched this deal They're all so down on me now they probably won't even give the kids a wedding present Gildersleeve sometimes you exasperate me Yes, oh birdie You look tired. Yeah, I am birdie tired of myself. Yes Sometimes it doesn't pay to carry the ball birdie I found out the jolly boys wanted to give the kids a wedding gift So let's somebody else make a suggestion. Yes, I shouldn't have opened my big mouth. No Ha ha ha Because I don't know why miss Marjor didn't want the trailer birdie. They have a right to plan their own honeymoon Yes, but if I had a chance to honeymoon in the trailer, I take it. Yeah, that's fine, buddy In fact, if I had a chance to honeymoon, I take it This point I think I would do Don't worry Leroy we're not losing our cook you'll get your dinner gosh She scared me for a minute. Oh, he's thinking of your stomach. Yeah Did that Marjorie and Bronco go out? Yeah, they went down to look at the house trailer. They did How did they know about it? I told them Leroy, why did you do that? Well? It's a crying shame the way they let you and the jolly boys down and I told them Leroy You shouldn't have done it now. They'll feel obligated to take the trailer Sure, maybe they'll come back from their trip a day early and I'll get to use it for a covered wagon I knew there was something behind this I better get down to Sam No, there's Marjorie and Bronco looking in the trailer. Why didn't Leroy keep his big mouth shut? Gee we think the trailer's adorable. Hey, this is swell mr. Gilder sleeve. Well, that's fine But kiddies you don't have to be nice about it. We've already gotten our money back. No, no mr. Gilder sleeve We like it think of all the food we can store in these cupboards And unki the dotted Swiss curtains are so sweet. Yeah, they were judge Hooker's idea. He ran them off himself But let's forget the trailer, huh? No, sir, mr. Gilder sleeve. We got it all figured out Don't you see unki? We can spend two days at honeysuckle live Yeah, and then take off for all the places. We want to see Follow the open road But Bronco you said yourself that you didn't want Marjorie to cook well Bronco has a wonderful idea about that unki Oh, yeah We're both gonna cook. I Can't wait for May 10th. Oh Bronco. You're going to make the best husband Well, I guess that convinced me Better go give Sam his money back and look Marge. We can get a lot of groceries in this refrigerator groceries groceries Sam oh Sam You back again, mr. Gilder sleeve. Yeah in person Sam will rent the trailer after all Here's $30 $30 for that trailer. Huh? That's $40 now commissioner But but say look at it painted cupboards dotted Swiss curtain jail paint Like you said it's an improved threat. 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All right. Do you like to look inside? Yes, I would Yeah cute in here. All right All the comforts of home Sure has a lot of gadgets. I wouldn't know what to do in one of these really very simple birdie I've only been in it a couple of times now. I know what everything in here is for you do certainly simple Now that knob is for the heater That lever opens the window. Well, what's all them little hands in that closet in here? Well, when you turn this handle it probably unfolds that bed out there now watch I'm in the shower Well, did I get wet every time I turn around I get soaked. Well, you're the water commissioner You're so right good night folks The Great Gilder Sleeve is played by Harold Perry The show was written by Paul West John Elliot and Andy White with music by Jack Meakin Included in the cast are Walter Tetley, Mary Lee Robb, Villian Randolph, Earl Ross and Vickle Graham This is Jay Stewart saying good night for the craft foods company makers of the famous line of craft quality food products Be sure to listen in next Wednesday and every Wednesday for the further adventures of the Great Gilder Sleeve Want to put magic and leftover meals then have plenty of craft prepared mustard on hand Mustard makes hidden flavors pop right out of leftover meats adds new life to salad or egg dishes You can get two kinds of craft prepared mustard, you know Salad mustard mild delicately spiced or craft mustard with snappy horseradish added have both on hand But when you add a little mustard you add a lot of tang get craft prepared mustard