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I was like, what makes you think I don't know? This is Nathal Bunny. I love you. They love you and run away really fast. I wanted to know if he was seeing other girls, but I couldn't directly ask him So what I would do is, is I whenever I go to his house, I would try to get his maid alone Excuse me It's not that he was our engagement He didn't say anything He's like, thank you, I'm going to be his mother He's just telling me She's like, just so you know, Sam didn't say anything and what's going on with us I was like, thanks man But that didn't deter me, it did, you know, I kept dying, I was dying for like three years Yup, that's right Persistence I kept dying for three years And finally you can't have me If some dignity, after three years I was like, alright, I'm going away So I was just like, I received the message loud and clear You know, I was like, Allah, Allah, Allah, I'm leaving you And that, I'm not like a thousand times hotter all of a sudden Because then he's like, Allah, Allah, Allah, I think I like you So now I was like, Allah And we started dating, okay And that didn't go very well Because when you start dating someone this way They have all the power, right? And you're like, yeah, which we know From this relationship I learned that men feel really comfortable calling women crazy Yup, they give me a cheer Wow When it's a cheer in your throat Fine, guys We're gonna have to discuss a relationship fight Okay, the usually people are like Yeah, and then he said this And then I said this And he said this And do you think I'm crazy? Like am I being too much? Well, he's introspecting, you know But if guys have to discuss a fight They're like, yeah, and then she said this And now he said this and she said this And do you think she's crazy? I think she's crazy From the road They'll be like, yeah, and then he said this And then I said this And then he said this And there's a woman standing across the street Do you think she was crazy? I was just so confident Well, the relationship ended And I felt really bad Because this is the first I faced rejection, okay It's full frontal rejection I was like, this is too much And I know I didn't know what to do With the pain of rejection I mean, I could have gone with therapy But instead I Googled it The relationship end feels so bad Neuroimaging, okay Neuroimaging is basically When your brain takes a candidate So they found that when someone rejects you Or someone hits you The same part of your brain is activated Okay? So I was like, oh, very cool Go to have this information So now when I like a boy I don't tell him I mess up in the face In the relationship That's good stuff I enjoyed that Very insightful last thing about Punching yourself in the face And obviously making the joke But it's not about how ridiculous it is To be in a relationship Where you feel that way It's actually the Pain I don't know if it's the pain Or the Some part of the brain Like when you see a cute baby And you're like, oh, I want to squish you Yeah, to death Apparently that part of your brain And the love part of your brain Are like right next to each other Right next to each other And so that's why That's apparently science That's why It's true Like Plexus deals with that Yeah, love induced Like anger That they're so cute You want to just push them to death And so I have a lot of that with my son Public speaking is hard enough Just people have a hard time Getting up in class And talking in front of the classroom Right And they've done polls forever About more Exactly Most people are More afraid of death Than they are of public speaking It's like 75% of people ask Like they'd rather die Than have to get up and talk in front of people That's a legit statistic And That's something my wife Getting up And doing that Is even scarier To get up And you Your goal Your comedian Your goal is If they don't laugh I've failed Yep You're going in And they all know that you're trying to make me And they all know that Yeah, I know you're trying to make me laugh I'm not going to lie I won't laugh unless you're funny Yeah And if it doesn't work There's few things more uncomfortable Than standing in front of a group of people You have to address And none of them are responding The way you hope they would It's the purest form of rejection You could ever get Yeah, that's pretty bad Raw So to be up there And be as comfortable as she appeared Yeah And I know she's still You know, she's working on her stuff And her style And what she's writing Very, very good for her She looks like she's a very young comic Yeah Unless she looks William for her age And on how much experience she has Also, it's a place that she's that Kind of similar to the comedy store That's where a lot of people from New York Or Los Angeles or Chicago, I guess There's comedy stores all over But that's like one of the main stages Yeah, and I would imagine They've got them in all of the big cities But I think Mumbai is the place Where most comics are like Looking to go to the Mumbai, Delhi Yeah, like here in LA It's the Sunset Strip That's where the comedy store And the Laugh Factory are Yeah, in LA Yeah There's obviously a bunch in New York And then Chicago as well And Chicago Or probably the three biggest havens For sure Which is interesting They're the big havens for theater as well But even more so comedy more here Comedy's more of a theater Comedy is a style theater It is a form of theater Yeah It's just more of like a It's definitely a different theater That's one of the things I can't wait for COVID to end Because before it happened I went to open Mike's comedy store Trying to get up and do stand-up For the first time And my name never got called And so I'm waiting Because they're not doing any stand-up over there Yeah Stupid COVID Well, let us know what other stand-up We should react to down below