 Holy crap. These are all the people that are watching right now. Yeah, I'm truly old. Holy F. Yeah, I wonder what people I think my brain just broke 11,000 people are watching this crazy. I know eight people Check it out sick It's not one is melissin the bottom one is mrs. Gray and check this dude. Oh, he's got his hands behind his back I call that little Ralph and check this one out. This is my belly. I don't want with the with the sunglasses Nice, but this is these are my real cats milson mrs. Gray. Nice. She's got a fat belly Yeah, how old is she? She's three and the thing that's weird is when she trots at me the belly swings and mesmerizes Every time I try to get a video of it Yeah falls on her side not like a lady and she's like rub the belly. Guess what I do I get all my hands And he's I rub the belly. Yeah, she's spoiled. Come on man. These are my children I have no human children or I'll tell people I'm a single dad I don't know where the mom is cuz she was a cat. Yeah, and I got a nine-year-old in the three-year-old people like Mark You are such a what a thoughtful man And then I mentioned that they clean themselves with their tail Are you talking about a human and I said were you assuming I was talking about a human? Yeah, cuz you know they're cats Why ain't a good mood? I have cats scoop the kitty later rub a little cat honey. I'm done and you're good Yeah, you're done. Nice. I'm sorry for asking you I saw the camera on you're doing something with young people. Yeah, you can see I'm very shy lots of young people They'll come out of my job. I'm 55. There you go. It's old. It's oldest dirt Some dirt. Well the good dirt the good dirt the 80s dirt exactly Watch it throw up if you throw the freaking hilarious Actually How many of these do you guys have cuz they're on clearance so I was wondering like That was just the one. Yeah, the clearance like take with now. I'm the mattress guy. So let me double double check I'm still learning about furniture. Now mind you. I'm 98% sure but because I'm the mattress guy I don't know. Yeah, me still training. Oh Oh So my general manager mr. Zach. Yeah, he was wondering because you guys have a big portfolio Would you be interested in mentioning us and giving him wait really your followers? Yeah, we could give you the gift cards a Today, okay. Yeah, something like that mind you. I don't know anything about this stuff. I'm 55 Yeah, I understand what the internet is. I know there's more than cat and French bulldog videos Not nothing else really matters. What does it? Yeah, I lost two hours. It's French bulldog I follow it so the dog the email dog is fine, but the brother two hours before dinner brings the The food container over drops in front of his mom super mean so what kids you be more like your sister? I lost an hour 45 minutes yesterday I don't even think I like this dog, but he's such a jerk. It's crazy. You say that that's exactly what they say about me You know, I everybody says I'm interesting I don't know if they mean that good or bad because I have two cats, you know, I'm still mostly a man Yeah, you know, I'm sausage cats in part perfect. There you go. You're all good. That's all you need Well, I'm not around to talk about relaxation Right, right, but I've been saying since I've been 14. Yeah, my doctor's like you're hyper we give you something What are the side effects? I'm like, I'm okay I Yeah, that'd be cool. So so a lot of my audience is like It's it's all over the place. Like there's some people that are local There's some people that are local, but there's like a lot of people like watching from Europe. It's like it's like a whole thing Okay, so I'm wondering how how well it's up to your discretion. Yeah, so anybody that's in the awesome area I mean if they want to fly in from Dubai rock roll I don't know what they're going to take on the plane with them. Yeah, but Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah, I mean I'll Yeah, sounds good. Awesome. Thanks mark. All right, great. Thank you. What a guy Yeah, that's great. See this is that's good. See I like stores like this are like Really cool when they're like chill on they're like, yeah, like here comes dream and do stuff. That's sick I think those go in your Yeah, like around your neck. Yeah, like it's a necklace, but it's not it's not all the way. Yeah, cool though. Yeah Where else do you put them look like something you wear? So should have rather always go underneath the couch a little bit Okay, you could wear in line or outline Okay, follow me just depends on what look because because growing up my parents my parents are Persian So they're they're very you know, they're rug. They're apparently everybody's a real rug, right? They're very they're is a genetic thing I don't know but they would always not have the rug underneath the couch So I just never realized that depends on the look that you're doing, you know, like see how it's underneath there A little bit of everything. There's a lot of more. They're just five by seven. They go right in front I'm gonna do that to not ruin the rug. Yeah, that might have been why My parents would literally if we had people coming over they would roll up the rug And then they would have a backup rug for whenever he'll came over. So when during the mess, yeah, they had the backup rug Do you have a picture of the setup? I should have taken one Yeah, we should and we could look it up on stream. We actually hold on chat Can you link me a screenshot of the couch on stream? And then I will show them a picture for the screenshot I don't know what looks good because I am completely inept Well, I don't want a Persian rug because I feel like it's too fancy. Yeah Yeah, true But I don't know I wanted like a I think something like that just fits more I guess because I have like a you know, like the love sack couches I wanted those so I got like a big love sack. Like it's like it's got like a Chase is that I don't know if it's chase or like chasse or something Oh, it's a chase. Okay. Oh, yeah. Does somebody link it yet? Yeah, I think so Okay, this is what the couch looks like but this is the wrong one. Okay. Yeah, let me see like can you see it in the I Wait, I kind of like it though. Chad. What do you think of the geometry? Geometric design. Okay. So right now our leading candidate is that that white and gray like scratchy one Wait, but why is that one different than the blue one like style wise? Oh, frick. I mean, it's it's I mean, it's it's similar Like it's it's geometric Geometronical I'm s-fant s-fant s-fant. Yeah. Yeah. Good to meet you great s-fant Ted. Oh, thank you. All our gift cards. Zach's camera shy So all he asked in return is that you just mentioned the furniture mall of texas. Yeah I really thought he wanted me to really show my cat. Yeah, another kitty scooter But he says it's a little more important that you mentioned He reminded me the world doesn't revolve around my cat scooter. Yeah, I mean, he's insane Yeah, I mean he's wrong, but no, but I really appreciate. Yeah, I'll see, you know, because I have some people in Austin like locals Yeah, I And whenever you guys um figure out what you want. Zach's gonna make it a little sweeter for you. Okay, awesome So that's all Zach. Thank you. Yeah, it's always so magical Yeah, we really appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah, mark the marketing guy wicked Like you heard your thumb I was uh, yeah, I was bored I actually was in Korea We're doing a vlog ironically enough and I uh You were in South Korea? Yeah. Yeah, I was in South Korea. He's too manly for Joan Good and he just Well, I try to I try to They have like those punching machines like those in the arcade punching machines. They have them over there too But they're they're like, uh, they're on a rope and the pressure plate is on the back top part So I like figured this out because I was trying to break the record And I went in and I tried to hit it from the bottom like uppercut And whenever I did that it hit my thumb first and it just I just hit it too hard and it broke So, yeah You have a pin or they just no they back together. They uh, they looked at it and they said actually I didn't need surgery But yeah, but they said it was gonna be like probably about two months before it's like good to go What's a heavy boat? Yeah, you're you right your left handed. I'm right handed. So that's like the worst part. Yeah How about the You know, it's funny. That was the hardest part. Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect that but I figured it out So I so what I started doing was I really no no no It's a good question because what I did was I I actually trained I practiced Even whenever I didn't have to go to the bathroom. I was just practicing reaching so that I could have like a good technique Well, you so That is I zoned out and I came back and I thought you guys were talking about something Much different. No, we're talking about wiping with your left hand. Yes. Yeah, so no, no, no Yeah, so I'm gonna be left-handed probably by the time I'm done Which is great. I mean you figure when you hurt something you I really need that though Yeah, so it's good now because I can like stay on my phone. I can like keep looking at facebook or whatever while While wiping so I'm gonna be I'm gonna be solid. Sorry Cats I got acquitted My cats are always in everything. Yeah, that's how it goes. Um, you guys have human children. Uh, no No, we're just we're just friends. Yeah, we're just friends. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, but neither of us have human children. Yeah, I people seem to love them. They just I try to tell people Have fun now. You can always have kids later. You might not be able to have 12 at 30, but Yeah, that's 12 kids anymore. Yeah, 11 is okay. But so how long have you been doing? What do you what do you call it? I'm old I'm 50 so so Technically, I'm a I'm a streamer a streamer. Yeah, like a live streamer, but I'll do like youtube I do so you stream everything you do a lot of what I do. Yeah, I was really good Have you heard of world of warcraft? Of course, so I was really good at world of warcraft Okay, and uh at one point in time now. I'm not anymore. I'm only good at the old version again Yeah, that's that's how it goes. I started doing like they watch you while you play Yeah, yeah, they they watch like mild videos and then eventually I started doing like the live streaming and Now I do a lot of this like IRL like like real life vlogging type stuff Oh, that's crazy. Not for everyone. It's trick. No one will have that. Yeah, it is trick Well, it's glass actually Plastic touch it. Hey, it's plastic. Yep. It's definitely unusual Yeah, that's like crazy fancy side tables matching if you want that's like crazy fancy You got a cat you got that casual couch not beautiful, but it's not, you know, you know bright orange or anything Yeah, so, you know, you have a nice comfortable couch. Maybe a high end this Mind you, I sell mattresses. I don't know Yeah, remember Colleen's the one but all the stuff around her desk. She puts here. It's not an accident Holy crap. These are all the people that are watching right now. Yeah, I'm truly old. Holy F Yeah, I wonder what people my brain just broke It's 11,000. That's 11,000 people are watching. That's crazy. Jeez. I know eight people And they're all your top eight on my space I've never had them. I have no digital footprint. Oh, yeah. Hey good. Complete dyslexics. Hey, a good call Never, not my my whole kick I guess like if you Google me all you find out is my name and my age. There you go I have my spelling so terrible. So and I don't want to see anybody from middle school It's just like this is dude that hasn't seen in 25 years. I go. I don't know Am I supposed to want to see someone? Everyone I love knows where I'm at. Right. I'm not reconnecting with somebody Oh gosh, no. No high school was terrible. They didn't know us dyslexic till I was in sixth grade So I took an IQ test and they thought I cheated. I was really high And then they're like, yeah Mark must have cheated. I'm like, how do you cheat on an IQ test? So the two weeks later they had all these teachers in and I did even better and the teacher's like I think this kid's dyslexic and when I was like, I told you it wasn't a monkey You know because I you know, I was I could I was your mom You know, you know, I would you know, what you're good at is just 2 a.m She goes you're 13 Like you weren't specific, you know, it was different in the early 80s You could they'd let you in a club if you had, you know, $10, right? So you looked 13. It was a different time Right, right. She's like, you really thought that I said 2 a.m Of course, I was punished forever. But still, you know, look, I was I was living on technicalities Yeah, you're good. This little lion bastard Yeah, yeah, you're that kid. Yeah, actually Actually, yeah So I'll be right back guys. Oh, yeah, go ahead. I think Mark's a superhero I think he's a superhero Because especially you see the way that he went like serious mode. He's like I gotta go. He literally hit his thing It's like I'll be right there and he just bounced on a scooter. He might that might be batman. Yeah, he's gone He's a cute It's scooter man like look at I really like that. I like it. I also like that one I can sit here. Yeah, can I And I can be like I'm eating. I'm eating. I'm eating. I'm watching tv. What am I talking about? I will literally never do this huh You guys viewports you should get a new couch Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, live streaming. Yeah, I don't know what that is. That's all You're doing something live. Yeah, okay. That sounds cool. Um, can we have your information so I can type you into the computer? Yeah Well, here you can just write it Yeah, it's sfan tv Oh that oh, I thought you meant you wanted my stream my bad whenever you said live streaming my brain No, no, they said that they said they could see it now and they said it was live Okay, well here, hold on. Is that good? Yeah, I'll do this then. This is the nicest bed on earth. Put your feet up guys. This is 14,000 dollars 14,496 Holy cow. All right, hold on. Let's do the massage Yeah, wait, what the heck? Yes, sir. This is crazy. It is crazy Remember purple's been out about six years and people love the purple. I'm not disparaging the purple but People pay the top dollar for tempura pedic because tempura pedic does what tempura pedic says it'll do It doesn't come with the headboard and footboard and everything, but you also don't need a headboard and footboard It's mostly just to make it look good. Yes. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I don't get any of that What do you say? What do you say? Yeah, I like that. I don't know. I mean like it's it's fine If it's just you but like if you want it to look good like are you are you ever planning on having a girl in your room or? No Girls have cooties Okay, well, they never mind. Yeah, then this is fine if it's just you cool. So it's normally 3500 it's on sale for 33.99 But he said he'll take 300 all because of your Streamy thingy ding. Oh really? Um, so it's a thousand 3099 so I'm gonna do the feet now and see how high yeah I'll mind you for your being a young guy never having an adjustable. You're gonna love it. Yeah It's good. Well, think about it. Yeah, how many times you mess with your pillows. Do you ever watch tv in bed? Yeah, all right. Do you ever you want to not mess with pillows anymore? I have an anime body pillow. Okay, and I Don't know what that is, but it's it's a really the Hulk but anime. Yeah, okay It's like a body pillow, but it's the Hulk basically. Oh, I like that. Yeah She oh, it's coming out 10 year old marks. Pretty happy Oh, uh, water actually would be great. Uh, no, I'm good. Thank you Yeah, we guys have food. What kind of food do you guys have? Oh, no shot Okay, I'll kiss the deer. Okay, let me go ask if you're tilting cool. Yeah My voice like I get nervous around food and my voice cracks a little bit Great. So yeah, well, well, I think so for for now we'll do The the ottoman that way and then that rug and I'm gonna come back later for bar stools, but I think I think that's what we're gonna do for today. This is sick Yeah, that's really and the gift cards. I give you a bunch of gift cards I don't know how we could give him away on stream, but He said he said if you want to give him the friends and stuff that are in town just go for it I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah. How are you gonna make that work? Just and only people who live in Austin Are allowed to join. Yeah, they definitely hooked it up here They did this is a this is this place won me over hard