 It's so stupid it's positively bruised No great great great sweat pants fuck the game up like people be doing that What is it about gray that makes your dick look so big it makes no no cuz it doesn't make mine look big It doesn't put on the great sweat pants and try Girls be looking in the mirror like these jeans don't make my hips these jeans make my butt look like this I've put on great sweat pants like I just don't have it bro. Yo since when do girls want to see our dicks I thought that's a crime What do you mean? I mean like taking out your dick like girls love these like gray sweat pants and all these memes are popping up all Over the place of they don't want you if a girl if a guy wears great sweat pants I'm so thirsty this I don't want you to Louis C K them and just whip out and start jacking off They do you know they so they just like the mound of it. Ask a girl Come here, what'd you say? No matter what it's all these Michael McKayla talk on the mic. That's why you single You don't know where to put your goddamn lips We just want to preview you want to see it Yeah, if you see the print then you know like alright He might be a grower shower, you know, so I know if I take him back if it's a one night stand It's not gonna be a waste of time. Right. Is it weird? Okay. Do girls look at other girls tits and compare tits Right. Well, yeah, but you also like tits, right? It's true So you're not the perfect person to ask this question. I don't like titties. That's got a vagina You don't like tits. You don't look at a girl's tits. Say what? Okay, whatever, but you look at another part of a woman's body. Yeah, and you're like I'm comparing my No, you never looked at a pussy in a magazine, you're like, oh that's different in mind how it's Okay, so you don't watch the porno you go wow that pussy looks different than mine Mine is more colors. What I'm looking at the dick, but you have to look at the Pussy but I see the dick on it I think that sound she's making doesn't relate to the size of the bra. I watch porn and be like that's and that's what I Watched point of the man and hated on a niggas dick Real dick and no dick that big because it's too big Would you say you were hating on Sir Jabaka's dick? No, I was not even on Sir Jabaka's dick I mean a little bit. You were like it must be fake. Yeah You know what you might have a good point. Yeah, I'm being honest I'm I can be I listen one thing I can feel my feels might have been some slight jealousy and envy that you know I'm saying I would like I would like to have I would like to throw on some great sweat page and see some girls On social media like oh shit. You see Charlotte's print. You know what I mean. Yeah, I would like that I'm sure you wouldn't want that every Halloween. You wear a skin tight costume. We get no comments None actually got a way The master is one of them little nose you was talking about what you're talking about Little showed I gotta but I thought you said told like a little guy from Mario brothers I gotta put a fucking cup on you know, I'm there then that's it. Maybe that's a thing Maybe you do that. What's it called? You do a little packing and then you and boom There you go, you know the comments you want you I will say this about girls will push up, bro Yeah, but but can I tell you what guys are doing? Yes, and this is odd. I Think guys are getting their dick on medium swole and then taking their pictures as you should that's not I don't see the problem Oh, okay picture, bro. What's the problem? You're trying to present that's not your soft dick though You're soft dick. It's the internet. Okay, it's an illusion Nobody wants to see the soft dick. I don't like seeing my soft dick when I get out the shower My soft dick when I get out the shower, but I'll never show girl my soft dick. I mean listen I'm married no different even my girl even I rub it a little bit before she sees. Oh, he's right He's not lying. I don't say I sleep on my stomach. Listen. He's not lying. I'm not showing you my soft No, right after so I got that little gonzo's nose After sex is fine, but I'm gonna tell you why I'm traumatized when I first started dating my wife back in the day, right? Yeah, and um, this is we was in high school and I was going through her closet one time And I found this journal she had and it had like the few guys she had had sex with and she literally had their dick sizes written So I'm looking I'm looking okay. I'm like all right big all right average got to be that shit said small I'm like small no stop it You said your dick is seven and a half Fuck is my dick small that's not small, but the reason she put that yeah is because of what she saw After the fact she saw your soft dick. That's what she felt there you gotta tell her It's what's inside the counts There you fucking go that's the point though. So I'm not even gonna sit in line I might be kind of traumatized by that shit, bro. Yeah, you got PTSD from that low PTSD Yeah, you know I'm saying I got pants when I was a kid before I had pubic hair and all my friends laugh Ptsd. What would ptsd be ptsd would be penis tiny shrivel disorder. Whoa How did you do that that fast? I was excited I found a penis Fucking move it around He's tiny Shrivel disorder some men suffer men suffer from PTSD, which is penis tiny shrivel disorder You know I'm saying yeah, we don't want women to see our penises when they're tiny the shrivel I could be soft so it could be the softest can go in a changeable. It'd be shriveled us off You know I'm saying we don't want that we want to present our best possible package at all times Yeah, now I'm gonna tell you something women are the biggest sexual harassers on the planet Talk to me about that. I was at my can I say sister out of my sisters? Yeah, uh born-day party last night Your friend Tiffany Haddish, you know I'm saying yeah happy born-day to Tiffany and uh, she had a black black Mitchell yeah, that's night. She had a yeah all these women do when they see each other. Mm-hmm. Hi Hey, do you do each other's titties like they grab each other's ass. Yeah, I'm sitting around like yo What the fuck it was one point I had to make a statement cuz my insecurities was starting to get the best It was Juan de Sykes and yeah Chantay Wayans and yeah a couple other people and I said to myself Yeah, I gotta watch my girl in here yo cuz every fucking woman in here is trying to hit on her Which one is your girl your wife my wife? Okay? Okay? It's like yeah, every fucking lesbian in here It was going after her shooting that shot Wow, they got the strap They got the strap ready Okay, they always kept telling me your wife is so beautiful. Oh, no no no no no no no and they're ready to sit there and listen Yeah, you know I mean you haven't listened to your wife talk about her day for fucking years. It's all these comedians Making her laugh Insecurity is a motherfucker like that she can't set in respectful at the worst possible times when you're not even you just like what the fuck No, no, they start cracking your girl up and all that kind of shit What I mean it's women Oh, yo the female comedian. Yes. Ah, that's right. I wasn't worried about no guys in there It's the it was a room full of goddamn women we pussy better than me Yo, hmm. They might it's not a might you think they definitely do absolutely I don't know if I believe in that cuz men are usually better than women at physical activities. Michael come here You've had your pussy eating by both. Yeah, let's but I want us. I want an honest honest answer Who's better cuz I have a theory that it's men. I don't think so The honest it's women easy, but but but but but but but but but but why because we know Easy, but wouldn't you rather get your pussy after a dinner was paid for? Like doesn't that feel better say what I mean y'all can but do you Now What was the last girl who took you out to eat and took you out to dinner? Yeah, I'm the player. Oh you pay. Why? I'm like So you strap no, I don't participate in any of those so you guys just scissor You don't fuck with the strap Do you strap or do you scissor? How does it work? And when you scissor do you guys suction together like you have to go? You're the what? I'm the big spoon. We just by the way, I call Micaela my nephew. I just want y'all Micaela throwing some great pants. You got a print to Surge Micaela What the fuck is going on? Actually call her my nephew that is a fact that is a fact really. Yeah, he does you like that. No, why not actually you told me happy You put you on the nephew group sex fuck Yeah women women definitely by far Selfish when it comes to sex and they don't know they don't know have you ever had your pussy even by like a Puerto Rican guy with small feet Nobody knows a clitoris like a woman does they have Reckons are pretty good at that now they have one like the only person that could probably even remotely eat pussy as good as a motherfucking woman is a Person who specializes in sucking on them little micro dicks. You got to stay in the same I don't think it's about the right. I don't think it's about that movement like that I think it's about just like keeping that tongue steady and firm But either way you just can't do it the way a woman do it a woman a man a woman is putting emotion into her eating You know I'm saying yeah, I'm not saying that I don't put emotion into it But women are like just very in tune with their emotions in a different way Counting down the time until we can fuck the whole like I Not Yeah, I'm not They say white guys are good at going down we're better than like Jamaicans. I mean you make it don't do it Well, that's why we're better That's how you become better. I take pride in it simply because like Like I like to see how many times I play games in my head like I want how many times can I make her come right? I just eat no, yeah I'm saying so you either you make a squirt one time Yeah, then you start doing some other for a play then you get back to it just do it again Right, I mean plus I'm just prolonging it as long as I can't I know I'm a nut in two minutes anyway Ah, so you know you come fast. That's a thing. So you'll make up for it with mouth play See, I don't come fast really I can fuck Fuck I can fuck I can fuck I'm good at breathing. I have good breathing techniques Let me tell you something this big old nose can control my breathing real well, okay? When it's about no when it's about to go down when I'm about to nut you see me go like and my girl laughs But when I'm about to nut I just start going like this I go And my girl starts giggling but that makes her pussy get all tight So it is actually worse because you know you do kegels when you laugh Even saying the word kegels apparently makes women do kegels. Yeah kegels kegels I had a couple of hearts There it's a geek