 Oh Don't worry. Everything's fine What is happening? What is happening? Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey Good job with that. Yes. You stopped. Hold on. I might be able to fix this. I might be able to fix this What's up? I'm playing GTA 5. Why? Because I'm bored and there's nothing else to record and I've been playing GTA 5 Recently having a good time having a fun time. Do I have a plan? That's a negative I don't have a plan, but when do I ever have a plan? Most of the times never. I wasn't planned All right, we bout to fuck shit up Perfect. Okay. I've got some mods in GTA. What if I want to be something else? That he's not a human being, you know Rat, rat boy. I want to be a rat. I want to be a rat. Give me all of my weapons. What does rat drive, huh? What does rat drive? I think I got crouched. We're not gonna spawn anything big because it gets a little messy. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What's happening? What's happening? Why stop falling? What are you doing? Hold on I'll get something big enough that it will never fall to the floor Well Okay, we need to try something different invincible on unlimited ability fast run super trip Can I run fast? Look at him go. Give me a weapon. Oh Yeah Oh the game crashed. Okay. Guess we can't be the rat just an amusing the green screen today So you can put anything you want behind me, you know, give me all the weapons vehicles car spawner Sure, give me that. You know, it's discreet, you know, I can get in the car, but I can't actually do anything Come on, dude You just have a sniper rifle glued to your fucking. Oh, yeah, you're back. That's the way it works. Oh duck Dude, hell. Yeah, hold on Hold on hold on. Oh, I can fly Immediately fucking die this game is so stupid. I've done nothing. I Love that I turn into a bird immediately fly into a house and die. Okay, but I had invincibility on why did I die? Sure police car, but he's a police. He's a policeman. He's a big big policeman. He's a big guy Okay, but getting the driver's seat. Okay, this guy should be yeah, the monkey can drive He's got feet and poseable thumbs. All right I want to get wanted because I want to face off against the the policy Yeah, you know, I want the police to find me and I oh, I'm gonna camp out on the top of here Hold on first first First you can get up there, right? You're a monkey. You should be able to climb up there. Come on, dude. Really? We're just not gonna be animals anymore Oh my god, we've been recording for 17 minutes and nothing's happened. Oh, yes Tourist fuck. Yeah, give you all weapons We will get you a cool cool ride Sure, I guess you look like the kind of person that would drive this actually. Yeah, let's give you a cool color Oh, yeah, baby. We're gonna we're gonna beef this guy up a little bit We're gonna make a baby because we have all the money in the world We could have all the money in the wood that we ever wanted. I am having a problem downloading mods for some reason I really don't know why but none of them will download correctly again Not sure why but I can't get like custom vehicles and stuff I was trying to download the Millennium Falcon and it wouldn't work That's all I wanted was for it to work Open your doors. Hello Open your doors Open your doors Open your doors. We can make it Christmas. I love that. I love Christmas time. Um, sir Why can't I fucking why can't I go in this store? Oh, do we have to do all the fucking shit with Simeon? We'll just go there quick. Come on. Come on, mister. Come on. You got a cool shirt on you got a cool shirt Okay, I will go to Simeon get all this stupid shit done because I haven't played the story in this game since I re-downloaded it There's probably just I could probably just go into the script and change it and say hey I've done all of this garbage, but you know what? It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Everything's cool You know, maybe it should be fun. Maybe it'll be fun. Is this the one? I'm invincible, right? This shouldn't hurt This should be fine. This should be fine. If it dies me. I'm gonna be mad Okay, good. I'm fine. Ba-da-da-da Whoa, whoa Oh GTA it's been a bit it's been a bit where the helicopter go. Oh, it's right there. It's fine, too Christmas time is so magical in us. Let's hand toast Simeon Simeon Where are you? Where where is he? Do I need to be Franklin? I want to play The game I want to be able to do it Simeon. Where do I go? I just have to slow the cars, right? Simeon hold on. Maybe I have to change back to Franklin. Oh, oh Oh Well, that's cool Different versions of Franklin every time. Oh my god big boy big boy. I'm big boy My name is Max, and I am big big boy, and I will help you. Okay. Where do we need to go? Huh, where do we need to go? All I want Is to be able to go to Los Santos Customs. That's all I want. Come on, baby Well, we'll need to get my other car, too Because we'll need to make it that was the whole goal is to make it as fast as possible Listen guys, it's slow going here I didn't I didn't have any kind of plan when I started I was just like I want to play GTA 5 because I don't know What else to record because there's nothing happening It's okay, just go backwards Perfect why I just want to be let inside God is this gonna be a nightmare to edit probably moment of truth Open it your doors to me Why can a rat fly a hydra can a rat do it can a rat fly oh My god It's gross oh, but he can't touch the pedals he can't touch the pedals can he oh he can shoot the gun though He just can't He just can't touch the floor. Okay, so we got to get out the game Okay, everything's fine. I just want to record a video 20 minutes later Okay, stop no stop stop everyone Everyone stop everyone just stop everyone just stop everyone stop Stop stop everyone stop everyone stop everyone stop everyone stop everyone stop everyone stop Well, what happened? Why am I in this car? I just have to explode everybody. I just have to explode everyone Everything will be fine if I just explode everyone and everything I guess everything will be fine everything will be fine Don't worry. Everything's fine. I'm a bore You can't arrest a bore. What are you gonna do to a bore? You can't arrest a bore You can't do it can't arrest the bore Fucking kill you Fucking kill you fucking kill you. I'll kill you all I'll kill you all don't fuck with me I'm the baggiest baddest pig in town That's right. You're gonna get it big guy. You're gonna fucking get it Get you with my pig nose. I'm sniffing for truffles And I'm stolen a vehicle Catch me now bitch catch me now get out of your car get out of the car, sir I'm a pig with a plan. All right back up back up back up. No Just slam this fucking head into the thing. Ah good. You got out of the car good good good excellent excellent All right, let's get into the Range Rover. There we go. Oh All right, and we are out of here. Let's go Good bye done with you. Where do I go now? You know, I don't know where do pigs go to the farm? And where is the farm out in the middle of the desert? Roll out You got it. All right, let's just get in this. Let's get in this. This will be good. This will be good This will be good. Come on. You can't use the pedals. It's not playing Perfect perfect. You'll surely be able to reach the pedals on this right? You will surely be able to reach the pedals on this, right? right Right, right Come on Hit the gas God damn it. Okay. You surely King can use the helicopter right? Surely you can surely you can God damn it, please Please please Please Please Please come on. Come on. You can do it. You can do it. You've got feet. You've got feet. Yes Yes We will make it out of here alive folks. We will make it out of here alive Come on. Come on. Come on. We are almost out of here. We are almost out of here. Come on Come on. I believe in you. Come on little monkey. You can do it You can do it little man Come on. I believe in you. I believe in you these cops ain't gonna get us alive They're ain't gonna get us alive. Come on little monkey This is the one this is the one right here. This is where we get out Come on go guys. It is it. This is it. This is where we leave this world Yes, you've done me a great service policemen God damn it. Come on lift lift go go Yes, this is excellent. This is excellent. All right now. No more invincibility. It's cheating. It's cheating I'm in a little stunt plane. I'm a little chimpanzee. Everything's going great, you know Now we've got to go to the desert because we've got to go to the farmlands guys We got to go to the farmlands be with all the piggies Let's take this baby home. Come on. Don't lose me now Come on coppers Right above you. All right. We got to find this piggies home We got to find this little oinky home even though I'm a chimpanzee right now, but we'll turn back into the pig Don't worry. I'm playing a game and this game is called. Let God decide, okay? Let God decide where we land because we're gonna change it to a bore and you know it might Not work as we plan three two one vorify me captain Damn it Don't worry little piggy. I'll find you a home. It's the last damn thing I do There's got to be a little farm out here, right? There's got to be there's pigs in the game There's got to be like you can be a pig So there's got to be a farm and I would imagine that the farm is over here. Oh Oh, I got it. I got it. Everything's fine. All I want is pig friends. It's all I want It's all I want is pig friends as video can fucking end. We've done nothing, but I will not go home Empty-handed. I need to find a pig and not ha ha funny. Oh police a real damn Pig farm. There's deer over here Have I found Guys have I found it have I found it? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god You know what let's be a classic pig Speed just a classic Class ass classic pig. Come on. Where are my ornkers? Where are my ornkers at? I see cows I see cows, but where are my pig friends? Come on. Give me my pig friends. I don't want a cow I don't want to cow. I want a pig. Please farmer. Please let me into your doors I am a mere pig who wants to have a family. Maybe it's up there. Maybe it's up there. Come on Come on. Fuck you. Get out of my way. I'm going to find my family Just a little bit Please there's gotta be things up here, right? There's gotta be my squeaky little friends, please. They're not here my friends They're not here. This is where it ends guys This is where it all ends This is where my sweet little piggy life Comes to an end. This is where I Become bacon. There's nothing I can do now. My house is the only thing that protects me I tried to find my family But my family is nowhere to be found My family is nowhere to be found. Look at me when I'm talking to you My family wasn't there when I needed the most. I tried to find them. I Wandered for years, and I thought that I would find them And thought that I could Julie join them be amongst the piggies the babes of the world babing in the city That's what I wanted. But sometimes guys you don't get what you want Sometimes you get what you need. This was a hard hit to the heart And maybe I needed that. I ended this episode of GTA What did I accomplish? Nothing. Will it be a good video? Maybe. Do you want to get the new Spencer merch? That's at CrankGameplays.com link in the description Absolutely. Absolutely you do. I know you do So please If you want to pay your respects to the pig You know leave a like so I'll see you guys later. Let me know if you want me to do anything else This is actually fun. I really like playing GTA I know that I got nothing done, but it was a fun time. I'm going to leave now my eyes hurt I will see you later